Patrick: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight. I am Patrick, King of the security experts. [pause] I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot. [pause] You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me? [pause] You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy. Gatekeeper: None shall pass. Patrick: What? Gatekeeper: None shall pass. Patrick: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge. Gatekeeper: Then you shall die. Patrick: I command you as King of the security experts to stand aside! Gatekeeper: I move for no man. Patrick: So be it! [hah] [parry thrust] [Patrick chops the Gatekeeper's left arm off] Patrick: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. Gatekeeper: 'Tis but a scratch. Patrick: A scratch? Your arm's off! Gatekeeper: No, it isn't. Patrick: Well, what's that then? Gatekeeper: I've had worse. Patrick: You liar! Gatekeeper: Come on you pansy! [hah] [parry thrust] [Patrick chops the Gatekeeper's right arm off] Patrick: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc- [hah] Gatekeeper: Come on then. Patrick: What? Gatekeeper: Have at you! Patrick: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine. Gatekeeper: Oh, had enough, eh? Patrick: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. Gatekeeper: Yes I have. Patrick: Look! Gatekeeper: Just a flesh wound. [bang] Patrick: Look, stop that. Gatekeeper: Chicken! Chicken! Patrick: Look, I'll have your leg. Right! [whop] Gatekeeper: Right, I'll do you for that! Patrick: You'll what? Gatekeeper: Come 'ere! Patrick: What are you going to do, bleed on me? Gatekeeper: I'm invincible! Patrick: You're a loony. Gatekeeper: The Gatekeeper always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then. [whop] [Patrick chops the Gatekeeper's other leg off] Gatekeeper: All right; we'll call it a draw. Patrick: Come, Patsy. Gatekeeper: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
This will have to be more universal, with one provider seamlessly connecting with another. I don't want to keep 1 account per service and only having 1 account might limit who I could speak with. Imagine if email would have caught on if you had to have a gmail account in order to send an email to someone on gmail.
This is the one single thing that pisses me off about all these messaging services. Well, that and needing accounts on all of them.
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No he did not.
And you really need to wake up now, you are in grave danger.
Signed,
The Doctor.
Look, we can't be paying attention all the ti - SQUIRREL!
I don't know, but I did see a triple-chocolate cake at the bakery last week.
I laughed. Virtual +1 Funny to you, since Slashdot hasn't given me any moderation points in nearly a year.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
You cannot "upload" a consciousness into a computer. At the very best, you'll be able to make a copy.
And if you happen to be able to makes a perfect copy, it means it will think like a human. Wouldn't a human mind go insane on a centuries-long trip?
And you get free shipping as a bonus!
Also, please leave them happy good positive feedback for success future!
Soviet flowers, American flowers... all from seeds made in Taiwan!
That sounds very improbable.
My problem is that inflation wipes all the money clean from my bank account.
THERE IS ANOTHER SYSTEM.
What do you mean by pathetic product evolution? The low-end Mac mini went from a 2.5GHz dual-core i5 down to a 1.4GHz while at the same time removing the quad-core i7 in the high-end model. And let's not forget the non-upgradable memory which is now soldered on-board!
Oh wait.
That's still not safe enough. I run Windows inside a virtual machine on Linux inside a virtual machine on OS X.
I'm more shocked to learn that Litecoin went as up as $9.50.
http://i.imgur.com/2wAz8I4.png
Patrick: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir knight.
I am Patrick, King of the security experts.
[pause]
I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my Court of Camelot.
[pause]
You have proved yourself worthy; will you join me?
[pause]
You make me sad. So be it. Come, Patsy.
Gatekeeper: None shall pass.
Patrick: What?
Gatekeeper: None shall pass.
Patrick: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.
Gatekeeper: Then you shall die.
Patrick: I command you as King of the security experts to stand aside!
Gatekeeper: I move for no man.
Patrick: So be it!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[Patrick chops the Gatekeeper's left arm off]
Patrick: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Gatekeeper: 'Tis but a scratch.
Patrick: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Gatekeeper: No, it isn't.
Patrick: Well, what's that then?
Gatekeeper: I've had worse.
Patrick: You liar!
Gatekeeper: Come on you pansy!
[hah]
[parry thrust]
[Patrick chops the Gatekeeper's right arm off]
Patrick: Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc-
[hah]
Gatekeeper: Come on then.
Patrick: What?
Gatekeeper: Have at you!
Patrick: You are indeed brave, Sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Gatekeeper: Oh, had enough, eh?
Patrick: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
Gatekeeper: Yes I have.
Patrick: Look!
Gatekeeper: Just a flesh wound.
[bang]
Patrick: Look, stop that.
Gatekeeper: Chicken! Chicken!
Patrick: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!
[whop]
Gatekeeper: Right, I'll do you for that!
Patrick: You'll what?
Gatekeeper: Come 'ere!
Patrick: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
Gatekeeper: I'm invincible!
Patrick: You're a loony.
Gatekeeper: The Gatekeeper always triumphs!
Have at you! Come on then.
[whop]
[Patrick chops the Gatekeeper's other leg off]
Gatekeeper: All right; we'll call it a draw.
Patrick: Come, Patsy.
Gatekeeper: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
I'll make you a similar but much better deal: $1 dollar per 2 Dogecoins!
Semen in the ass? You're doing it wrong.
Agent Smith, is that you?
FedEx FTW!
Did Netcraft confirm this?
But the more shit we accept, the more future risk there will be that a law will be passed so we're not allowed control of our own homes anymore.
The Bugs send another meteor our way!
But this time we are ready!
Planetary defenses are better than ever!
Would you like to know more?
This is the one single thing that pisses me off about all these messaging services. Well, that and needing accounts on all of them.
No, PINK-haired cat girls! ... especially one who's actual name is Pink.