On top of which, Slashdot automatically added a fucking space before the letter "d" when I tried to put the emphasis (bold and italic) on that letter only. You guys can't even write properly, you can't code properly either (the "options" window has been broken for months now), so stop trying to correct what we write on top of that.
I can't wait to see headlines in major newspapers and websites in a few decades:
"Youtoobz geealty of copirite infridgiment"
Meanwhile, several companies [...] are working on products that could [...] allow warehouse [...] workers to handle physical tasks with greater efficiency and safety.
You know all those European and Asian cars that we can't get here because they're "not as safe as American cars"? Well, we can't get them because they're safer than American cars.
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The USA can't police the world, at least not all by itself. Aren't they supposed to be part of a world-wide alliance of some sort?
I'm pretty sure "the nation" is not willing to waste so much money on the military, but yet here we are.
And via 50 different models so you don't know exactly which trivial improvements you're buying.
...they have not changed their mind...
On top of which, Slashdot automatically added a fucking space before the letter "d" when I tried to put the emphasis (bold and italic) on that letter only. You guys can't even write properly, you can't code properly either (the "options" window has been broken for months now), so stop trying to correct what we write on top of that.
I can't wait to see headlines in major newspapers and websites in a few decades:
"Youtoobz geealty of copirite infridgiment"
Yes they are. They're hiding from the cavemen with the nuclear weapons.
What?
They're going to make a fortune in Japan.
You're absolutely right. We're going to need force fields, too!
I see what you did there.
Indeed. RIP ./
And when things go wrong... MEDIC!
Get away from her, you BITCH!
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You know all those European and Asian cars that we can't get here because they're "not as safe as American cars"? Well, we can't get them because they're safer than American cars.
Great, now we need four things: mobile gaming device, high-end smartphone, headset and a piece of cake.
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The American government has declared that solar bursts and deep-space radiation are illegal.
We should apply RIAA logic and assume that each person that heard a weird birthday song meant that 100 other people heard it too.
A judge in the USA has ruled in favour of the obvious? Has someone contacted the devil yet?
At which point will the majority of Americans stand up and revolt against these immoral and corrupted laws?
If you get caught after an attempted suicide, they send you to the electric chair.
As long as you don't use homeophatic treatments at the same time as Placebo(TM) medication.
Dumb phones for the win!
It's spelled iOS not IOS. Would you like it if people wrote anDroid?
Reply #1: Oh, look at me, I'm a human calculator! I'm smart, you're dumb!
Reply #2: Thinking is hard! Let's go shopping!
Reply #3: People are lazy.
Reply #4: (insert your own reply here, I'm too lazy to think of another one)