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  1. I love you... on Doom Is Twenty Years Old · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...you love me..
    BLAM!

  2. Automate electronics manufacturing? on Andy Rubin Is Heading a Secret Robotics Project At Google · · Score: 1

    I was working in industrial automation in that area 20 years ago. Primarily the circuit board industry, although we did build a custom truck bumper chrome plating line for a company in Oklahoma.

  3. the Nagasaki bomb having never been tested on Japanese Aircraft-Carrying Super Submarine From WWII Located Off Hawaii · · Score: 1

    The Trinity test was a test of a plutonium implosion device. It was the Little Boy type uranium device that didn't need to be tested.

    That's the type of device you make with enriched Uranium, which is what gets people so freaked out about the Iranian program.

  4. Final company wide email on BlackBerry's CFO, CMO, and COO Leave Company · · Score: 4, Funny

    EJECT! EJECT! EJECT!

  5. completely undermines Wikipedia on Wikimedia Sends Cease and Desist Letter To Firm Providing Paid Editing Services · · Score: 3, Informative

    as a reliable source of information

    You mean it wasn't already?

  6. Re:Booze Bus on Texas Drivers Stopped At Roadblock, Asked For Saliva, Blood · · Score: 0

    Your ok with it cuz you believe ends justify means?
    If the ends don't justify the means, then what does?

  7. Franken-cloud? Really? on Amazon Hints At Details On Its CIA Franken-Cloud · · Score: 3, Informative

    It's a private cloud solution. Like the dozens of private clouds set up by RedHat (among others) in the Federal space.

  8. Nice warrant canary... on Apple Issues First Transparency Report · · Score: 2

    Keep an eye on that part of the report.

  9. So anonymous is celebrating on Anonymous Clashes With D.C. Police During Million Mask March · · Score: 1

    anti-Catholic hatred? Nice. That'll certainly get them some converts! Nothing like a little one-minute hate to bring in the plebes!

  10. This has been known for 30+ years on Spy Expert Says Australia Operating As "Listening Post" For US Agencies · · Score: 1

    Why do people keep acting as if something described in "The Puzzle Palace" is something new, different, and surprising?

  11. Re:And if they change it they will still be wrong on Taiwan Protests Apple Maps That Show Island As Province of China · · Score: 1

    Taiwan, like Tibet, is a part of China, and always has been. Just ask any PRC sockpuppet.

  12. How can this not involve on UN Mounts Asteroid Defense Plan Following Chelyabinsk Meteor · · Score: 1
  13. And if they change it they will still be wrong on Taiwan Protests Apple Maps That Show Island As Province of China · · Score: 2

    Because the PRC has a billion potential customers who think Taiwan is a province of mainland China.

  14. *dumber* than a box of rocks on The Cloud: Convenient Until a Stranger Nukes Your Files · · Score: 2

    Hey now! You're being very unfair to encased geological samples!

  15. That's a proper way to use the cloud on The Cloud: Convenient Until a Stranger Nukes Your Files · · Score: 1

    As a backup. This guy was apparently using it as primary storage, and not backing up.

  16. Well, the quotes were blockquoted on The NSA Is Collecting Lots of Spam · · Score: 1

    But the posting software seems to have wrapped the whole thing in blockquotes.

  17. Re:Nice! on EU Court Holds News Website Liable For Readers' Comments · · Score: 4, Funny

    You swine. You vulgar little maggot. Don't you know that you are pathetic? You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.

    You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you. You are a bloody nardless newbie twit protohominid chromosomally aberrant caricature of a coprophagic cloacal parasitic pond scum and I wish you would go away.

    You're a putrescence mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.

    You are a bleating fool, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.

    I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?

    If you aren't an idiot, you made a world-class effort at simulating one. Try to edit your writing of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.

    You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.

    You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.

    And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?

    You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.

    On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.

    I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original

  18. There is nothing left to believe in. on Horse_ebooks Is Human After All · · Score: 1

    Between this, and the news that Mick Jagger is becoming a great-grandfather, there's just no hope anymore.

  19. O'Reilly's been doing this for years. on Amazon Finally Bundles Ebooks With Printed Books · · Score: 1

    Only they do it with multiple ebook formats.

  20. Re:pen and paper on Ask Slashdot: Best Software For Med-School Note-Taking? · · Score: 1

    Yep. What if the professors, or other students, find your incessant typing to be distracting? Can you mix sketching and writing on a digital document as fast as on paper?

    How well will your laptop/tablet/whatever of choice hold up in environments with spurting blood and other contaminants?

    I work on some of the TMIP-J software used by DoD for military medical and it' highly ambitious, and heavily unused by medics in the field. They use pencil and paper.

  21. Re:Sacking... on Aussie Public Servant Criticises Gov't On Twitter, Gets Sacked · · Score: 1

    Because military law applies to civilians. Ummm. No.

    In the military you're required to have proper respect for the chain of command, which means not being disrespectful to the CinC (and Congress, which writes the laws). And the more senior you are, the more you're required to be respectful. Privates can get away with things that generals can't.

  22. Re:No Russia? on GovernmentAttic Publishes Declassified Survey of Worldwide Bio-War Research · · Score: 1

    Russia isn't in Europe, it's part of Asia.

  23. Re:why don't they on Malaria Vaccine Nearing Reality · · Score: 1, Troll

    They did. DDT works wonders for getting rid of mosquitos.

    Also birds, fish, beneficial insects, etc.

  24. Re:Barnes & Noble closed the profitable store on Nook Failure, Lack of Foot Traffic Could Spell Doom For Barnes & Noble · · Score: 1

    costs me $5 in tolls
    Or you could drive down Rt 7.

  25. We've successfully slashdotted the first web page. on CERN Celebrates 20 Years of an Open Web (and Rebuilds 1st Web Page) · · Score: 1

    Damn timey-wimey stuff.