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  1. Re:IBM's hardware vendor mind is taking over on IBM's Answer To Windows 7 Is Ubuntu Linux · · Score: 1

    ... oops - mean half a terabyte of hi-res images, not half a gig. My bad :-(

  2. Re:IBM's hardware vendor mind is taking over on IBM's Answer To Windows 7 Is Ubuntu Linux · · Score: 1

    Dolphin sucks - use the KDE3 file manager if you want something that's not both "dummied down for the masses" and a cpu hog when it tries to create previews of half a gig of high-res images in a directory.

  3. Re:IBM's hardware vendor mind is taking over on IBM's Answer To Windows 7 Is Ubuntu Linux · · Score: 1

    And their no-name cheap webcam.

    If it's a no-name el-cheapo, it should work fine, since it's probably using a common chip.

    And their e-banking which works only in IE

    Yeah, right,like there's any online bank left that "only works in IE".

    Next thing they will probably ask is whether it will run all their games

    ... and when you find out that, for most people, "all their games" is stuff they play with on the web, "no problemo ..." - because for everything else, we have game consoles.

    and whether it plays nice with their brand-new video card

    ... most people never open up their box (and almost nobody is going to do eyeball surgery on a laptop or netbook), so they're not going to be asking that. They'll take a bootable disto, and see that it works "good enough".

  4. Re:IBM's hardware vendor mind is taking over on IBM's Answer To Windows 7 Is Ubuntu Linux · · Score: 1

    If I really wanted to, I could fit a minimal-but-working Linux system on a floppy disk.

    My custom-compiled kernel is 2.6 MB after optimize-for-size. I think you're in the wrong decade.

    ... and "back in they day, you could buy 2.88 meg floppies (toshiba) - they were even supported by DOS 5.0 if you look into the DEVICEPARAMS structure: dpDevType can be any of the following:

    • 00h 320/360k 5-1/4" floppy
    • 01h 1.2mb 5-1/4" floppy
    • 02h 720k
    • 03h 8 inch single density
    • 04h 8 inch double density
    • 05h hard disk
    • 06h tape drive
    • 07h 1.44 mb floppy
    • 08h read/write optical
    • 09h 2.88 mb floppy

    Source: Microsoft MS-DOS Programmer's reference, version 5.0, Microsoft Press, 1991, pgs. 36-37

    With 4 of those floppies (yes, you can fix it so it sees more than just A: and B: as floppies), that's more than 11 meg, more than enough for a useful mini bootable device if you really want to go all-floppy.

  5. Re:All I have is an anecdote on On the Efficacy of Flu Vaccine · · Score: 1
    Try again. The shrinks claimed that it was impossible that peptic ulcers were caused by a bacterial infection. They were wrong. Get over it.

    Also, you apparently don't understand how evolution works - "weaken the immune system -- presumably as some sort of evolutionary adaptation to divert energy resources toward getting away from the source of the stress" - you have to be joking. Weakening the immune system doesn't somehow "free up" or "incentivize" the creature to get away from the source of the stress. Weaker immune systems get culled from the gene pool all the time.

  6. Re:The one crucial point on On the Efficacy of Flu Vaccine · · Score: 1
    Yes it is. What do you think your intestines do? (Pepsin doesn't digest proteins all the way into their constituent amino acids, after all. And your intestinal cells are positively bathed in whatever peptides you just ate, and they're just as easily inflamed as any other epithelial tissue in the body.)

    Topologically, the inner surface of your intestines is external to your body (think "the inside of a torus"); also, like your skin, they only allow selective passage of molecules. When you eat peanut butter, you don't end up with massive gobs of peanut butter floating around in your arteries, veins and capillaries.

  7. Re:From what I've discovered... on Are Software Developers Naturally Weird? · · Score: 1

    Because every IF implies an ELSE, and he has been bitten too many times by failing to recognize that.

    Three things:

    1. You assume too much. Life will disappoint you.
    2. Your code must be littered with needless empty else and default statements.
    3. You use too many parenthesis, not "out of precaution", but because you keep insisting that a tab is something other than a "hard" tab
  8. Re:From what I've discovered... on Are Software Developers Naturally Weird? · · Score: 4, Funny

    "How would you like your eggs?"

    "Dead".

    "Very funny. How would you like your eggs served?"

    "On a plate would be a good start."

    "No, I mean, how would you like them cooked?"

    "On a stove?"

    "Do you want them sunny-side up, scrambled, poached, or over easy?"

    "Yes. That's certainly better than raw."

    "Which one?"

    "You mean I have to choose which egg I want cooked? You can't do them both?"

    "How do you want your eggs?"

    "You can't do them the way I want them."

    "We can do them ANY way you want them."

    "Okay, then I want them for free."

  9. "Right" and "Wrong" questions. on Are Software Developers Naturally Weird? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Helicopter Problem

    A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment.

    Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.

    The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said "WHERE AM I?" in large letters.

    People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER."

    The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.

    After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the "YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER" sign helped determine their position in Seatle.

    The pilot responded "I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer."

  10. Re:From what I've discovered... on Are Software Developers Naturally Weird? · · Score: 1

    Let's take this one step further
    Everyone you know and everyone you will ever meet, are neurotic, to one degree or another

    Let's not - there's no such thing as a neurosis. Freud was an intellectual fraud, and even the DSM has finally gotten rid of the concept.

    Now if you had said "almost everyone has their own personality quirks that might rub others the wrong way", I could go along with that, but perpetuating outmoded (or just plain erroneous) freudian concepts ... sorry, it rubs me the wrong way :-)

  11. Re:The one crucial point on On the Efficacy of Flu Vaccine · · Score: 1

    Even before this latest fuss, I didn't know anyone who believed that flu vaccines were effective, and nobody bothers with them. This whole H1N1 scare, the the bogus stats such as "152 dead in initial outbreak" being revised to just 7, and the exaggeration of the severity (it's really a mild strain), the misuse of the "pandemic" label as a way to extract funding for various agendas, and the senseless news media hype, have pretty much guaranteed that the number of people who will get it will diminish.

  12. Re:All I have is an anecdote on On the Efficacy of Flu Vaccine · · Score: 1

    If you read the article, you'd know that neither Tamiflu nor Relenza have ever been validated as helping with the flu.

    Studies showed that it was people who were more likely to be able to afford the drugs who had better outcomes wrt infection, so it was their general health (better eating, etc) and not Tamiflu.

    They want to do the same studies for the flu shot, because the claim of a 50% reduction didn't hold up, and appears to be invented from thin air, same as the "your ulcers are caused by stress" bullshit that was finally disproved a couple of decades ago.

  13. Re:The one crucial point on On the Efficacy of Flu Vaccine · · Score: 1

    They're not talking about an allergic reaction fro EATING an egg, but about an allergic reaction to the egg that is used as the medium to grow the virus to make the vaccine which is injected in you, including traces of egg protein. You might like peanut butter, or bacon and eggs,or ketchup, but injecting any of them directly into your bloodstream isn't the same as eating them.

  14. Re:Yep on Toyota Claims Woman "Opted In" To Faux Email Stalking · · Score: 1

    It's even simpler - their research showed that people equated "hotter coffee == better coffee", so they could sell crappier coffee for more profit, and people wouldn't notice that it wasn't fresh.

    "This coffee tastes like mud!"
    "It should. It was fresh ground this morning."

  15. Re:Yep on Toyota Claims Woman "Opted In" To Faux Email Stalking · · Score: 1

    It's no more misleading than Toyota sending someone "advertising" that resembles a stalker ...

    ... and that's the whole point. This thing (overly-aggressive publicity) was in really bad taste, and its' spreading.

    I used to believe that the only thing worse than bad publicity was no publicity. Seeing a pop-up that said "Stalking your ex? Why not try something different .." for Yoplait yogourt change dmy mind. The retards are running the zoo, and they definitely have more money than brains.

  16. Re:LOL on Hands-On Look At the BlackBerry Storm 2 · · Score: 1

    It's not just about what fits in pockets. I've dropped my motorola flip-phone hundreds of times (a few times it's "exploded" into pieces). I just slide the parts back together, shake it a bit if it doesn't start right away, and it's good to go. Almost 4,800 hours on it, (v635) and I'll miss it when it finally dies, but there are times when I'd like to have the functionality of a smart phone - just that they'll never get it into the same form factor, and it'll always be more breakable.

  17. Re:LOL on Hands-On Look At the BlackBerry Storm 2 · · Score: 1

    It's to help against fraud. People used to clone the sim id, and you'd get this huge bill. Now the network makes sure that the IME from the phone matches the IME on record for your sim. They're not trying to screw me over - I can move the sim to any phone I want - I just have to call them and change the info each time. That wold get old very fast.

  18. Re:what a dumb bitch on Toyota Claims Woman "Opted In" To Faux Email Stalking · · Score: 4, Funny

    me@slashdot> slashdot --gamemode
    slashgame: YOUR ARE IN A ROOM
    slashgame: LOOK NORTH
    slashgame: YOU SEE AN ANONYMOUS COWARD
    slashgame: HE HAS A KAFKA-GRENADE
    slashgame: ANONYMOUS COWARD THROWS THE KAFKA-GRENADE AT YOU
    slashgame: CATCH KAFKA-GRENADE
    slashgame: YOU CATCH THE KAFKA-GRENADE
    slashgame: PULL PIN FROM KAFKA-GRENADE
    slashgame: THROW KAFKA-GRENADE AT ANONYMOUS COWARD
    slashgame: KAFKA-GRENADE EXPLODES ON ANONYMOUS COWARD
    slashgame: ANONYMOUS COWARD TURNS INTO ANONYMOUS COCKROACH
    slashgame: ANONYMOUS COCKROACH SCREAMS IN FEAR ABOUT RAID IN COMPUTER
    slashgame: MOTHER OF ANONYMOUS COCKROACH SCREAMS FROM OTHER SIDE OF BEDROOM DOOR "ARE YOU WATCHING GAY PORNO AGAIN?"
    slashgame: MOM ENTERS BASEMENT BEDROOM
    slashgame: MOM SEES ANONYMOUS COCKROACH
    slashgame: MOM REMOVES SHOE WITH SOLE OF MATERNAL INSTINCT
    slashgame: MOM INSTINCTIVELY CRUSHES ANONYMOUS COCKROACH WITH SOLE OF MATERNAL INSTINCT
    slashgame: ANONYMOUS COCKROACH DOES FINAL SWIRLY AROUND THE RIM AS MOM GIVE HIS REMAINS "BURIAL AT SEA"
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    slashgame: YOU HAVE EARNED 1 BONUS SCROLL OF GUMMY-BEAR
    slashgame: EXIT
    me@slashdot >

  19. Re:LOL on Hands-On Look At the BlackBerry Storm 2 · · Score: 1

    Remember how people used to be able to clone your SIM id, then run up bills for $10k? Not any more.

  20. Re:LOL on Hands-On Look At the BlackBerry Storm 2 · · Score: 1

    You can't do that any more. The SIM cards are mated to the cell phone IME. This prevents people from cloning your SIM id and making phone calls on your dime with any old phone. It's now SIM+IME, or no call.

  21. Re:LOL on Hands-On Look At the BlackBerry Storm 2 · · Score: 1
    No you can't ... you can't have 2 phones w/o 2 subscriptions to wireless services. I want to be able to have just ONE subscription, and swap it between 2 phones. Nowadays, the SIM cards are mated to the cell phone IME (to deter cloning SIM ids) so I can't just swap the sim from one phone to another. Otherwise, I'd just buy another cell phone, and swap the card around as needed.

    I want to use different phones for different purposes. There's no way an iPhone (or pretty much any smart phone) would survive the physical abuse of 24/7.

  22. Re:LOL on Hands-On Look At the BlackBerry Storm 2 · · Score: 1

    They're mated to the phone via the phone's IME - this helps keep people from just "cloning" your sim card nowadays - otherwise, I'd probably do just that.

  23. Re:First priority. on First Black Hole For Light Created On Earth · · Score: 1

    Yeah, just call it what it is -- a Light Sucker.

    So if we run it in reverse, do we now have a Light Sabre? Or just a way to microwave people at a distance?

  24. Re:First priority. on First Black Hole For Light Created On Earth · · Score: 1

    I agree, they need to call it the afro-american hole to prevent this.

    Aw geez, now you've done it ... the birthers are going to want to see the original birth certificate, or it didn't happen! They'll rename it the Kenyan hole, and say it's not eligible for funding.

  25. Re:Wow on First Black Hole For Light Created On Earth · · Score: 1

    This really sucks.

    It's just warped, I say! Warped!