first, i must solicit your strictest confidence in this transaction. this is by virtue of its nature as being utterly confidential and 'top secret'. i am sure and have confidence of your ability and reliability to prosecute a transaction of this great magnitude involving a pending transaction requiring maxiimum confidence.
we are top official of the federal government contract review panel who are interested in imporation of goods into our country with funds which are presently trapped in nigeria. in order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your account the said trapped funds.
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He's right about the suburbanites, in fact I've got a way for the US to solve TWO of it's biggest problems:
We get all of the overweight people to cycle on generators and pump electricity back into the grid, which can then be used to make hydrogen for the skinny people to drive to work. When the skinny people get fat from lack of exercise, we let the (now skinny) hampsters drive to work.
Here's the math to prove it will work: 60 million obese Americans 30 pounds of fat on average overweight person 4 kiloWatt-hrs/pound of fat
= 7.2 billion kiloWatts!
Hoover dam only produces 2 billion kW at peak theoretical output. Ok so the math is probably flawed, but we'd still have a skinnier, cleaner US.
Well, yes we do use a lot of processing power to do simple things, but more importantly, our actions are not robotic. It is impossible for us to exactly duplicate the same movement. Consider the simple task of shuffling a deck of cards. Now imagine trying to build a pair of robotic hands to do the same thing. I wonder if any of the teams attempted to train their robots with neural networks. I know they have built cars that can autonomously drive city streets based on supervised learning...
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Animal rights activists outraged at the capture of brine microbacteria, demand that the NASA scientists "Weewease brine!"
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we are top official of the federal government contract review panel who are interested in imporation of goods into our country with funds which are presently trapped in nigeria. in order to commence this business we solicit your assistance to enable us transfer into your account the said trapped funds.
in order to transfer, we must take a small deposit from you to ensure that you are good people. please deposit your entire college fund in to our bank accounts so we can transfer over the thirty two million (32,000,000 usd) into your account.
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Superman eyes Wonder Woman sunbathing nude on top of a building, flys down for a quickie like a speeding bullet.
Wonder Woman: Did you feel that?!?
Invisible Man: No, but my ass is sure sore.
Hand lotion... oh wait, things we were eating near the keyboard. What, like you haven't done any one-handed surfing lately?!?
Same here... I was wondering how Stella was gonna get her groove back...
An 'A' at Harvard?!?! Why that's but a 'B' anywhere else... except for Stanford where it would be whatever comes after an 'A+'.
Step 1: Light up dorm room with ludicrous light display.
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Step 2:
Step 3: Women!
He's right about the suburbanites, in fact I've got a way for the US to solve TWO of it's biggest problems:
We get all of the overweight people to cycle on generators and pump electricity back into the grid, which can then be used to make hydrogen for the skinny people to drive to work. When the skinny people get fat from lack of exercise, we let the (now skinny) hampsters drive to work.
Here's the math to prove it will work:
60 million obese Americans
30 pounds of fat on average overweight person
4 kiloWatt-hrs/pound of fat
= 7.2 billion kiloWatts!
Hoover dam only produces 2 billion kW at peak theoretical output. Ok so the math is probably flawed, but we'd still have a skinnier, cleaner US.
"Damnit Johnson! We demoted you to finances officer after the metric conversion incident, and now our records are off by billions of dollars!"
"Dollars?!? Fiddlesticks! I was doing these damned reports in pesos!"
Well, yes we do use a lot of processing power to do simple things, but more importantly, our actions are not robotic. It is impossible for us to exactly duplicate the same movement. Consider the simple task of shuffling a deck of cards. Now imagine trying to build a pair of robotic hands to do the same thing. I wonder if any of the teams attempted to train their robots with neural networks. I know they have built cars that can autonomously drive city streets based on supervised learning...
Animal rights activists outraged at the capture of brine microbacteria, demand that the NASA scientists "Weewease brine!"