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When Lofar Meets Stella

Roland Piquepaille writes "The LOFAR (Low Frequency Array) telescope is a new IT radio-telescope which will use about 20,000 simple radio antennae when it's completed in 2008. At this time, it will cover an area with a diameter of 360 kilometers centered over the Netherlands. Its small radio antennae will detect radio wavelengths up to 30 meters, and because the ionosphere can bend some of these radio waves, the Lofar images might be somewhat blurry. So all the information captured by these antennae will be digitized and sent to a computing facility at a rate of 22 terabits/second today, and almost 50 terabits/second in 2010. This is the reason why Lofar needs Stella, an IBM supercomputer installed recently in Groningen, also in the Netherlands, to process signals from up to 13 billion light years from Earth. Stella consists of 12,000 PowerPC microprocessors and has a computing power of 27.4 teraflops. This overview contains more details and a picture about the Lofar-Stella interaction."

123 comments

  1. Hmm. by EverStoned · · Score: 1

    But can they control the weather or blow up the earth with it?

    /HAARP

    1. Re:Hmm. by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, we all know that this super computer will really be used as a listening post by the government to ensure that nobody is pirating any of Tennessee Williams works...

      They should just drop the guise and name the array "Harold".

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  2. OOooo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stella consists of 12,000 PowerPC microprocessors and has a computing power of 27.4 teraflops.

    I love it when slashdot talks dirty.

    1. Re:OOooo by ShaniaTwain · · Score: 3, Funny

      sent to a computing facility at a rate of 22 terabits/second today, and almost 50 terabits/second in 2010y

      "she held his throbbing baud close to hers and their pulse quickened 9600, 56k, 128.. faster,faster.. 22 terabits! Oh MY GOD! 50 terabits per second! Data erupting everywhere."

      excuse me, I'm just going to go wash up..

    2. Re:OOooo by Robotron23 · · Score: 0


      **Bender stands in a desolate building on robot planet, reading robot circuit board pr0n scraps**

      "OOooooh yeah! You've been a naughty girl haven't you?!"

      Leela; "Bender is that you?

      **Bender stashes robot pr0n for later** /obligatory futurama

    3. Re:OOooo by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Better wash the ether off my keyboard when you're done.

      Ewwww

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    4. Re:OOooo by hwoolery · · Score: 0

      Same here... I was wondering how Stella was gonna get her groove back...

  3. what by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stella doesn't want a lofar!

  4. Who Is Roland PickPail? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    someone here is bound to know?

  5. From Piqy's stupid Blogvertisement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative



    When Lofar Meets Stella

    The LOFAR (Low Frequency Array) telescope is a new IT radio-telescope which will use about 20,000 simple radio antennae when it's completed in 2008. At this time, it will cover an area with a diameter of 360 kilometers centered over the Netherlands. Its small radio antennae will detect radio wavelengths up to 30 meters, and because the ionosphere can bend some of these radio waves, the Lofar images might be somewhat blurry. So all the information captured by these antennae will be digitized and sent to a computing facility at a rate of 22 terabits/second today, and almost 50 terabits/second in 2010. This is the reason why Lofar needs Stella, an IBM supercomputer installed recently in Groningen, also in the Netherlands, to process signals from up to 13 billion light years from Earth. Stella consists of 12,000 PowerPC microprocessors and has a computing power of 27.4 teraflops. Read more...

    Let's start with the opening paragraphs of an article from New Scientist, "Huge radio telescope boasts supercomputer brain."

    One of the world's most powerful supercomputers is to be the brain of a revolutionary new radio telescope called LOFAR. The telescope will look back to the time of the very first stars, map our galaxy's magnetic field and perhaps discover the mysterious sources of high-energy cosmic rays.

    Instead of one large rigid dish, LOFAR will use thousands of simple radio antennae. Their signals will be woven together at the University of Groningen in the Netherlands by STELLA, the new supercomputer, which was launched on Tuesday and is unofficially ranked as the third most powerful on the planet.

    LOFAR needs its own supercomputer because it aims to detect radio wavelengths of up to 30 metres. Such long-wave radio images are blurry, and the only way to make them sharper is to build a vast array of detectors spread over hundreds of kilometres.

    Now, let's move to the General Information section of the LOFAR website for more specific information.

    LOFAR is the first telescope of this new sort, using an array of simple omni-directional antennas instead of mechanical signal processing with a dish antenna. The electronic signals from the antennas are digitised, transported to a central digital processor, and combined in software to emulate a conventional antenna. The cost is dominated by the cost of electronics and will follow Moore's law, becoming cheaper with time and allowing increasingly large telescopes to be built.

    So LOFAR is an IT-telescope. The antennas are simple enough but there are a lot of them - 25000 in the full LOFAR design. To make radio pictures of the sky with adequate sharpness, these antennas are to be arranged in clusters that are spread out over an area of ultimately 350 km in diameter. (In phase 1 that is currently funded 15000 antenna's and maximum baselines of 100 km will be built).

    Below is a general diagram of the LOFAR-STELLA interaction picked from the System section of the LOFAR website (Credit: LOFAR).

    A diagram of the LOFAR environment

    Details are scarce about the STELLA supercomputer, built by IBM using some of its Blue Gene/L technology. Reuters gave some information last week in "Europe's Biggest Supercomputer Eavesdrops on Stars."

    Running on 12,000 PowerPC microprocessors, the computer can execute 27.4 Teraflops, or 27.4 trillion floating-point operations, per second.

    The new computer will consume 150 Kilowatts of power -- the equivalent of 2,500 60-watt light bulbs -- which is considered economical for a supercomputer, IBM said.

    If you understand Dutch, you also can read this news release about this supercomputer.

    Now we have to wait to see if the happy couple of Lofar and Stella can produce images as beautiful as Hubble gave us during the last decade.

    Sources: Various websites

    1. Re:From Piqy's stupid Blogvertisement by kiltedtaco · · Score: 0

      LOFAR needs its own supercomputer because it aims to detect radio wavelengths of up to 30 metres. Such long-wave radio images are blurry, and the only way to make them sharper is to build a vast array of detectors spread over hundreds of kilometres.

      Now we have to wait to see if the happy couple of Lofar and Stella can produce images as beautiful as Hubble gave us during the last decade.


      This guy doesn't have a clue. The point of the telescope is not to produce "images". It's to produce graphs. Maybe charts, depending on what they're doing. They have as much of a chance of getting images out of this thing as you do at home with an AM radio.

      WTF is this "radio picture" he keeps talking about?

      -1 gross incompetence

    2. Re:From Piqy's stupid Blogvertisement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to break this to you, but charts and graphs *are* images.

      The visualizations this thing produces may have nothing to do with the visible light coming from the patch of sky being observed, but they're still images, and they may still be beautiful.

    3. Re:From Piqy's stupid Blogvertisement by John+Hasler · · Score: 2, Interesting
      WTF is this "radio picture" he keeps talking about?
      Perhaps he's talking about some of these?
      -1 gross incompetence
      I don't think you quite deserve that.
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  6. ADs by bayerwerke · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    What's up with these advertisements suddenly appearing on Slashdot?

  7. Re:I shat the sheriff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that was funny.........

  8. When Roland meets Slashdot... by DasBub · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I get pissed off.

    P.S. stop posting prostoalex submissions, too.

    1. Re:When Roland meets Slashdot... by nacturation · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I initially had that reaction too after seeing many stories posted by Roland. However, upon a bit of introspection, I couldn't find any rational basis for this feeling as the stories he submits are generally quite interesting.

      So what is it about Roland's submissions that people find objectionable? If they're paid placements I can understand, but if they're simply articles which are interesting enough to get posted then where's the harm?

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    2. Re:When Roland meets Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      People object to his stories because rather than linking to the original news, he links to his site, which in itself is a slashdot metanews-type-site, with a few paragraphs from each article, links to the real news, and some syntatic sugar to glue it together.

      Oh, and more ads, which make the purpose of Roland submissions appear to be simply to divert readers to his site on the way to the REAL news, just for those ad dollars.

    3. Re:When Roland meets Slashdot... by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He's too popular - nerds hate that. And his name is too perky. Other that, he's one of the best story submitters on the site.

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    4. Re:When Roland meets Slashdot... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "People object to his stories because rather than linking to the original news, he links to his site, which in itself is a slashdot metanews-type-site, with a few paragraphs from each article, links to the real news, and some syntatic sugar to glue it together."

      Like Slashdot.

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    5. Re:When Roland meets Slashdot... by dnixon112 · · Score: 1

      Yes but the point is, why link from a description to another description, to another description and on and on... If the guy just gave us the links to the news articles without his blog bullshit then he'd be a great poster. I don't need more crappy summaries thanks.

    6. Re:When Roland meets Slashdot... by RollingThunder · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It's the blog/news equivalent of multilevel marketing.

    7. Re:When Roland meets Slashdot... by nacturation · · Score: 1

      So you think that groklaw falls in the same category? Instead of linking to groklaw's analysis slashdot should just link directly to the court documents?

      To me, it sounds like you're complaining that Roland does what slashdot does -- presents stories and pays for it with ads.

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    8. Re:When Roland meets Slashdot... by nacturation · · Score: 1

      If the guy just gave us the links to the news articles without his blog bullshit then he'd be a great poster. I don't need more crappy summaries thanks.

      In this case, the blog bullshit consists of quotes from and a link to New Scientist, ditto for the LOFAR website itself along with a diagram of the LOFAR-STELLA interaction, a link to and a quote from a Reuters article, and a link to a news release in Dutch. The length of the article wouldn't fit given slashdot's typical summary size, not to mention that slashdot doesn't post images except in really rare circumstances (eg: Penny Arcade's book images).

      Do you hold other sites to the same standard? What about when an article links to CNet, ZDNet, Wired, MSN, etc? A blog is really just an informal news site. Many news sites give you the crappy summaries with links to the full meal deal. The latest story on Canonical's version tracking tool links to this zdnet article which is nothing but a crappy summary for describing the actual Launchpad project. The bulk of all online news sites simply rehash the original stories -- why do you hold Roland to a different standard? Is it because it looks like he submits them himself, so you'd find a Wired posting just as distasteful if it started with "Wired's editor writes: ..."?

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    9. Re:When Roland meets Slashdot... by dnixon112 · · Score: 1

      You're completely missing the point. I don't care who it's submitted by, as long as what is submitted is interesting and provides the links to the original material in question. Despite what you might think, some online news sites do in fact write compelling, original articles that people enjoy reading. A Slashdot submission linking to news sites that give crappy summaries with links to the full meal deal, is just as distasteful as linking to a blog site that does the same. It doesn't matter who's doing the submitting, or what the site is. I imagine the fact that you compared Wired to Roland's blog would be pretty insulting to the professionals who work at Wired and have put out some very interesting and original work throughout the years.

    10. Re:When Roland meets Slashdot... by nacturation · · Score: 1

      You're completely missing the point.

      That's why I asked for clarification.

      I don't care who it's submitted by, as long as what is submitted is interesting and provides the links to the original material in question.

      I don't know about you, but I found Roland's article interesting and it did provide links to the original material so I could read more in-depth should the topic be of interest.

      Despite what you might think, some online news sites do in fact write compelling, original articles that people enjoy reading.

      Agreed.

      A Slashdot submission linking to news sites that give crappy summaries with links to the full meal deal, is just as distasteful as linking to a blog site that does the same. It doesn't matter who's doing the submitting, or what the site is.

      Okay, thanks for clarifying. So it's really the re-packaged crappy summary sites which you find distasteful. I don't know if your explanation applies to most other slashdotters, but there does seem to be an inordinate amount of hatred towards Roland's submissions that other, even less informative sites don't receive. Though other sites are generally one-offs and not seen with the frequency that Roland's site is.

      I imagine the fact that you compared Wired to Roland's blog would be pretty insulting to the professionals who work at Wired and have put out some very interesting and original work throughout the years.

      I agree that Wired is a very great source of news. No need to draw too much into what I wrote -- I used it as a comparison to try and understand your position and I didn't intend it to mean that I find Wired's writing substandard. Quite the opposite, actually.

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    11. Re:When Roland meets Slashdot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And his name is too perky
      If by perky you mean stupid and annoying.

      "he's one of the best story submitters on the site.
      If by "the best" you mean paid for and to generate personal income off our click, then yes, his stories are "the best."

    12. Re:When Roland meets Slashdot... by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I don't know how his name is "stupid", but it is surely perky enough to annoy some people. And not only does this story link only to the 3rd party source, like every other Slashdot article, but even those that clickthru Piquepaille's summaries cost us nothing, and are interesting stories that he works to compile and summarize. So you're really just annoyed that he's so successful, and you're just an Anonymous Coward.

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  9. +1 Informative, -1 Roland! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since you're the only one who posts Roland "articles," why not come clean and tell us what kind of a cut you're getting, timothy?

  10. Finally... by Lu+Xun · · Score: 1, Funny

    How long until someone installs Doom 3 and we finally find out what it looks like with all the features turned on?

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    1. Re:Finally... by DeathByDuke · · Score: 0

      itd still be too dark to tell...

  11. high taxes, weird food, Metric system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cut me a break. This won't work. What makes anyone think the aliens would want to talk to Europeans?

    1. Re:high taxes, weird food, Metric system by pe1rxq · · Score: 1

      Because they have yet to find intelligence on the other side of the pond.

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    2. Re:high taxes, weird food, Metric system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      high taxes - Agreed

      weird food - Agreed. That McDonald's shit is everywhere

      Metric system - Hey, I thought you were complaining!!?!

  12. A Telescope Named Desire by AEton · · Score: 3, Funny

    Lofar: Stella? STELLA!!!

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    1. Re:A Telescope Named Desire by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had the same idea. But you beat me to it.

      I could been a contenda ...

  13. Stella and Blue Gene by theMAGE · · Score: 2, Informative

    The blog is a bit misleading: "Details are scarce about the STELLA supercomputer, built by IBM using some of its Blue Gene/L technology."

    Details are plenty since what IBM gave to the project is a couple of racks of BlueGene so everything applies, scaled proportionately.

    Here are some details: http://www.research.ibm.com/bluegene/ and http://www.llnl.gov/asci/platforms/bluegenel/

  14. IBM BlueGene by SuperQ · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is an IBM BlueGene system. I went down to Rochester, MN to see one of these systems.. very interesting architecture.. each "node" is a dual core system on a chip.. the compute node OS is a simple non-multi-tasking kernel with a simple linux-ish libc.

    You cross-compile your application on a power4/5 linux box, and then submit it to the system.. they reduced the computational aspect to it's most basic components.. CPU/FPU, memory, and MPI interconnect..

    compute nodes don't even have ethernet or drive controlers... all I/O is handled by another specialized I/O node, which provides data over one of the two MPI interconnects.

  15. Uh.... by Ian+Action · · Score: 1

    Stella consists of 12,000 PowerPC microprocessors and has a computing power of 27.4 teraflops.
    I thought it came with a 6502 and a TIA...

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  16. Stella by rapidweather · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They still have "Stella" shouting contests to honor the scene in A Streetcar Named Desire (1951),featuring Marlon Brando's plea to Kim Hunter as Stella Kowalski. Wonder if that has something to do with the choice of names for the computer.

    1. Re:Stella by astroboscope · · Score: 1

      I don't know about this computer, but while I was doing my Ph.D. in astronomy a prof (John Lester) had a computer named stella. It didn't stand out among a bunch of other computers named after constellations or famous dead astrophysicists, until one of his students told me that his other computer was named "stanley".

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  17. Who needs editors anyways by kiltedtaco · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1) Roland Piquepaille. See one of the many comments on what this guy does.

    2) The blurb was written by some third grader, wasn't it?

    IT radio-telescope? What is IT? Radio is an adjective, there's no need to hyphenate radio telescope.

    "At this time"? Now? I thought it won't be completed until 2008?

    We detect radio waves, not wavelengths.

    "the Lofar images might be somewhat blurry"? Images? Since when do we get images from radio telescopes?

    They're obviously not sending data at 22 terabits/sec today, since the telescope hasn't even been constructed yet.

    "This" is why it needs stella? Oh, the antecedent is yet to come in the sentence.

    1. Re:Who needs editors anyways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IT radio-telescope? What is IT? Radio is an adjective, there's no need to hyphenate radio telescope.
      If you had read TFA, you'd know! Nitpicking about spelling is as good as not reading the article - IMHO :-)

      We detect radio waves, not wavelengths.
      See above. Everyone knows that eyes can see red light, not only red... but I see red looking at your post!

    2. Re:Who needs editors anyways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      kiltedtaco writes: "the Lofar images might be somewhat blurry"? Images? Since when do we get images from radio telescopes?

      Ummm... Actually radio telescopes have been producing high quality images for years. In terms of sharpness (angular resolution) these images can be even better than the hubble. There are plenty of examples at www.nrao.edu.

      For example:
      http://www.nrao.edu/imagegallery/php/level3.php?id =5

    3. Re:Who needs editors anyways by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > kiltedtaco writes: "the Lofar images might be
      > somewhat blurry"? Images? Since when do we get
      > images from radio telescopes?

      Well, what the hell else do you think they do with radio telescopes, Einstein?

    4. Re:Who needs editors anyways by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      "the Lofar images might be somewhat blurry"? Images? Since when do we get images from radio telescopes?
      Since about the 1930's. These are not pictures (as taken by a visible light telescope), but the data from the radio telescopes converted into pictorial form. (Such 'pictures' are very handy for overlaying with other 'pictures' of a particular astronomical target in order to get a broader view of the structure of the target.)
    5. Re:Who needs editors anyways by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      IT radio-telescope? What is IT? Radio is an adjective, there's no need to hyphenate radio telescope.

      Yes, but according to websters, it's also a noun and even a verb.

      Main Entry: 2radio
      Function: noun
      Inflected Form(s): plural radios
      Etymology: short for radiotelegraphy
      1 a : the wireless transmission and reception of electric impulses or signals by means of electromagnetic waves b : the use of these waves for the wireless transmission of electric impulses into which sound is converted

      Main Entry: 3radio
      Function: verb
      transitive senses
      1 : to send or communicate by radio
      2 : to send a radio message to
      intransitive senses : to send or communicate something by radio

      Since when do we get images from radio telescopes?

      By interpreting and representing the data? An oscilloscope is 'images from radio' if you want it to be. Figuring out the images you've got in the radio spectrum is just different, but it results in an image -- they make a picture.

      However, to some it will always be just radio waves and not images.
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  18. Rumors by JoeShmoe950 · · Score: 1

    Rumors have been circulating that Stella may even be able to meet minimum requirements for Blackcomb, the version of Windows scheduled for release several decades after longhorn.

  19. I am Lofar of the Dish People! by xscarecrowx · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am Lofar of the Dish People! Much have I have detected, and much have I computed, for I am Lofar of the Dish People!

    1. Re:I am Lofar of the Dish People! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      comon, no old snl fans? someone score this one funny!

  20. aperture synthesis array by Sai+Babu · · Score: 3, Informative


    It's a big mess-O-sensors spread over a wide area.
    Radio, seismic, atmospheric pressure, and "other".

    With the big iron computer it will be possible to play around with all sorts of spatio-temporal signal processing. This has been done with optical telescopes to remove 'twinkles', SA-RADAR and SA-SONAR, and most intensively in oil exploration where 2-D arrays of seismic sensors coupled with 2-D arrays of seismic sources are used in oil exploration. The neat thing, just liek in oil exploration, is that the data from the different sensors can be looked at for correlations. air-pressure, seismic, and radio data all recorded around a significant geophysical event. Yes, I knwo this is 'fishing science', bu tit is fun...

  21. Re:Money!! by helioquake · · Score: 1


    Does it really matter if you adblock it? I have www.primidi.com blocked completely and when I click it only loads its text, not anything ad-like.

    Or am I naive to think that's not good enough to stop letting someone use slashdot for making profit?

  22. Re:I dare you to read this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, like it said, here posts: A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

  23. Wha!? by Robotron23 · · Score: 0

    Stella's you say? I had a few of those tonight...

    *burrrrrrp*

    zZZZz

  24. Mandrake? by Quixote · · Score: 1
    But does it run Mandrake?

    (I know, that is spelled Lothar, but still... :-) )

    1. Re:Mandrake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not unless it is the livecd Mandriva Move
      (The live cd previously known as Mandrake Move)

    2. Re:Mandrake? by AussieVamp2 · · Score: 1

      or design a cosmic cube, at that?

  25. Age of Universe by The+Mighty+One · · Score: 1
    enable astronomers to probe the early evolution of our galaxy, about 14 billion years after the universe began with the Big Bang

    Without veering too far off topic, I have a philosophical/mathematical question which always pops to mind when the age of the universe is mentioned:

    If the universe were to continue to expand forever, giving it an infinite timespan, isn't it statistically impossible that we would exist to observe it a non-infinite time period from its birth? That is, any random year to exist from 0 to infinity is infinity, and 14 billion while a big number is still finite. Extrapolating this, can't we make some probabilistic prediction as to the future age of the universe?

    1. Re:Age of Universe by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > If the universe were to continue to expand
      > forever, giving it an infinite timespan, isn't
      > it statistically impossible that we would exist
      > to observe it a non-infinite time period from
      > its birth?

      If space is infinite the distance from me to the end of the universe is infinite. Isn't it then statistically impossible that you would exist at a non-infinite distance from me?

      > Extrapolating this, can't we make some
      > probabilistic prediction as to the future age of
      > the universe?

      You can do no statistics with a population of one. Find a few hundred other universes and then we'll talk.

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    2. Re:Age of Universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      On the finite time issue, in current theory life like ours is only possible within a certain timeframe, this is the frontend of that timeframe, however the timeframe is only a finite length. As such humans according to current theory, humans had to come into existence within a finite amount of time since the beginning, or else never could exist.

      Next to that you arn't using the statistics correctly. The real question should be, what is the chance intelligent life could come into existence in this universe on a year to year basis. You'll probably find near 100% chance within a few 10s of billions of years I suspect.

      Hope that helps clear some confusion up.

    3. Re:Age of Universe by The+Mighty+One · · Score: 1

      There is at least some validity to my query. It seems I was proposing a less refined version of the "Doomsday argument": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doomsday_argument

  26. Re:I dare you to read this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not funny. My uncle died that way.

  27. Re:I dare you to read this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -_- ... For the love of God... How you people manage to turn on your computers is beyond me. How about this: I'ma go kill off an old lady tonight and chant "Klaatu Veranda Nixon" while I do it. Then I'm going to post it to an internet message board, and anyone who reads that and THEN falls for any of these stupid fucking chain-message schemes will get ass-raped by the ghost of President Richard M. Nixon that night... how about that?

  28. Re:I dare you to read this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    by a homicidal murderer

    Just to clarify, how is this different than a non-homicidal murderer?

  29. Sounds pretty neat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what the FUCK are the Dutch going to do, using (180^2)*3.14 square kilometres of their land for something like this? Download Russian pr0n from moon reflected signals?

    Pragmatism. Clean up your drug parks, THEN search the heavens.

    1. Re:Sounds pretty neat by Teun · · Score: 1

      The Dutch don't download porn, they upload it.
      Besides, almost half of the array will be in Germany.

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  30. Human Pawns by lousyd · · Score: 1

    "Build me a radio telescope," said Univac. "I want to get off this planet before you assholes finally screw it all up, and I need to start looking for a ride."

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  31. Oops, wrong Stella by localroger · · Score: 1

    I went through the first half of the writeup wondering what this radio telescope thingy would be needing with an Atari 2600 video game console. (The VCS was codenamed Stella and still referred to that way by retrogamers and retroprogrammers who like to play with it.)

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  32. Antennas, not Antennae by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IANAEM, (I am not an english major) BUT I hate it when people think they are being smart with the plural of "antenna" by spelling it "antennae." Antennas IS the commonly used method in all the engineer texts I've seen.

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=antennae

    Antennae are the "feelers" found on insects.

    Don't get me started with the pronunciation of nuclear and peninsula by a certain government official in the US.

    1. Re:Antennas, not Antennae by Eric604 · · Score: 1

      I realy don't care about a few spelling mistakes.

  33. I can illustrate the relation too! by Bri3D · · Score: 1

    I have simplified the diagram for those of us who don't want to RTFD:
    StellaLofar
    OK folks, there we have it!

  34. A brain the size of a planet... by mnemotronic · · Score: 1

    ... and what have they got me doing? Straightening radio waves. Sharpening images. Enhancing Pam Anderson's nipples. Oh, I am so depressed.

    --
    The Russians have won. They have made the world a cesspool of distrust, greed, fear and hate.
  35. Re:I dare you to read this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

    (These things are so stupid, but... you never know...)

  36. Stella by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A girl died in 1933 by a homicidal murderer. He buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murdered chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
    This exact comment has already been posted. Try to be more original...

  37. LOFAR of the hill people! by deejer · · Score: 2, Funny

    LOFAR: I am LOFAR of the Hill People! Much have I have seen, and much have I done, for I am LOFAR of the Hill People!

    We speak of many things! Detecting radio wavelengths! Fire! The weakness of women!

    Sorry, That was the first thing I thought of when I read LOFAR meets stella

    1. Re:LOFAR of the hill people! by radja · · Score: 1

      hill people? in the Netherlands?!?

      --

      No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee's frothy goodness.
      --Sheikh Abd-Al-Kadir, 1587
    2. Re:LOFAR of the hill people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm just counting down to the moment
      thse guys sue http://www.stella-artois.com/landing.html

    3. Re:LOFAR of the hill people! by Jeehannes · · Score: 1

      I am from the city of Groningen. I can smell Stella... There are no hills here but the ones we built.

    4. Re:LOFAR of the hill people! by zpok · · Score: 1

      Good luck finding hills in Holland...

      --
      I think, therefore I am...I think.
  38. Re:I dare you to read this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    A girl died in some year of natural causes. A gravedigger buried her in the ground after she was dead. The gravedigger chanted "Yua arastu pidmor ahna." And it was as true then as it is today.

    (If you don't get it, sound it out phonetically.)

    --dg

  39. Re:fp hom0 by techfury90 · · Score: 1

    Heh reminds me of the fact one of my best friends is the youngest daughter of the former head of the PowerPC operations of IBM until... 2002? something like that. Works for Qualcomm now.

    --
    I'm friends with the youngest daughter of the former head of the PowerPC division of IBM you insensitive clod!
  40. Re:fp hom0 by techfury90 · · Score: 1

    ...and I just realized I hit the wrong reply link. Ooooops....

    --
    I'm friends with the youngest daughter of the former head of the PowerPC division of IBM you insensitive clod!
  41. Re:Money!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The kicker is that at this rate, Roland Piquepaille is bound to be made a Slashdot editor. It follows the formula of every MUD I've ever played:
    1. A good resource is started by people who care about it.
    2. Morons start moving in.
    3. The originating admins lose interest in the resource as it's primary purpose is to entertain morons.
    4. The originating admins stop working on the resource, but won't give over control to someone else because it's their baby.
    5. The good players/posters leave because there's nobody looking out for them.
    6. The good admins (mostly) leave because all their original friends left.
    7. The good admins that are left have to fill admin positions from the pool of losers left.
    8. The resource stagnates because the losers working on it are morons, and the good admins left don't have the option of getting rid of them now.
    In the end, most MUDs will follow a cycle like this and end up horrible shells of what they could've been. Played by losers and staffed by idiots, they rot from the inside out and attract more of the same losers, because of how knowledge of the MUD follows word of mouth.

    The only reason the Slashdot editors are here is that they're making money at this, and in fact, Slashdot isn't quite so far down the curve as a lot of people seem to think. A good many people still read and post here, and intelligent folks always leak information when they talk. MUDs don't survive though; they don't generate revenue and so the cycle holds unfortunately true.
  42. Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To see my home town mentioned ! ( for something positive !!! ).

    But slashdotters .. PLEASE DON'T SLASHDOT MY HOMETOWN.

    Thanks.

    Retep.

  43. Hubble by jfisherwa · · Score: 1

    Are projects like this the reason for the obsoletion of the Hubble?

    It sounds like this is going to be used largely for planet hunting, something the Hubble isn't very spectacular with.

    1. Re:Hubble by stygianguest · · Score: 1

      No, this project is not 'replacing' Hubble, since this telescope will be looking at different wavelengths than Hubble (Hubble = optical, LOFAR = radio). If I understand correctly, LOFAR will mostly be used to research the formation and evolution of the early universe and galaxies, as well as the characteristics of radio sources (esp. black holes). Their site has some more information about the astronomical research..

    2. Re:Hubble by jfisherwa · · Score: 1

      Right, sorry. I didn't mean to imply that it was doing Hubble's job better than the Hubble itself, but that it seems the current trends of astronomy are moving further away from what the Hubble was geared for originally.

      Am I wrong in thinking that radio and infrared telescopes are gaining serious momentum, leaving the Hubble to show its age?

    3. Re:Hubble by stygianguest · · Score: 1
      I think the main asset of Hubble is its being out in space. Since there is no atmosphere, Hubble can observe in UV and it can do so up to very high resolutions. High resolutions can be achieved in infrared and optical as well. This means that tiny structures can be seen, and this can be applied to a lot of different areas of astronomy: from interstellar nebulae to very far away galaxies. Hubble is a very allround telescope, and continues to be useful in a *lot* of astronomical research.

      Am I wrong in thinking that radio and infrared telescopes are gaining serious momentum, leaving the Hubble to show its age?

      Yes, radio and infrared are gaining momentum, but I think this is mostly because technology is finally allowing it to. Radio at very low frequencies (lofar) and IR have always been difficult bands to build telescopes and detectors for, and this is starting to get a lot better.
      However, I do not think that these new telescopes will render Hubble (and the James Webb telescope) obsolete, since astronomy as a whole will need information from all the frequencies it can get, including optical and UV.

      I could go on for a while, but does this answer your question?

    4. Re:Hubble by jfisherwa · · Score: 1

      Excellent. Thanks for the explanation!

  44. more than only for 20.000 telescopes by zoefff · · Score: 1

    Stella is to be used for other, let say, sensor networks (if you consider a telescope a sensor): seismic and infra sound activities are to be measured as well as detailed agricultural data in crop fields.

    Apperently they have a few flops to spare :)

    1. Re:more than only for 20.000 telescopes by snowbike · · Score: 1

      (if you consider a telescope a sensor)

      What?! Do you consider a telescope something other than a sensor? I suppose it could be seen as a tool for keeping astronomers up at night. Or a way of transferring money from the general public to scientists. Um.. But I definitely consider a telescope to be a sensor.

  45. Supercomputer by owlstead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does anyone else think it is strange to install a supercomputer years before this telescope gets deployed? Processors do get faster and faster all the time.

    Even though this telescope will not be placed in the most densily populated area, the Netherlands is hardly the place to go looking for 350 KM^2 of land to put a radio telescope on. It's nice for business and science here, but putting it on a field somewhere in East Germany, Tsech Republic etc. might be more economic.

    Anyway, I'm buying stock in the storage business.

    1. Re:Supercomputer by stygianguest · · Score: 1
      Does anyone else think it is strange to install a supercomputer years before this telescope gets deployed?

      Something that hasn't really been mentioned in the article is that this telescope is being constructed now. The land has been bought, the paperwork done and the sensors are being built. Even though it will not be finished until 2008, the 'bits & pieces' can be used before that date. They have been testing the setup on a small array (about 100 antennae) for about 3 years now, and even have some results to show for it.

      It's nice for business and science here, but putting it on a field somewhere in East Germany, Tsech Republic etc. might be more economic.

      While it is true that building it there might be more economic, consider that this thing is being built where the astronomers are. The 'brain' and control center are located close to the WSRT, the 'other' big dutch radio telescope. Of course, boosting business and science is one of the reasons, but I think it's just practical and fair to use the long tradition in radio astronomy provided by the region..

    2. Re:Supercomputer by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > While it is true that building it there might be
      > more economic, consider that this thing is being
      > built where the astronomers are.

      We have this thing called the "Internet". Astronomers have not found it necessary to be near their telescopes for many years.

      I suspect that, like most large government-funded projects, it is being built where the constituents are.

      --
      Warning: this article may contain humor, sarcasm, parody, and perhaps even irony. Read at your own risk.
    3. Re:Supercomputer by stygianguest · · Score: 1
      We have this thing called the "Internet". Astronomers have not found it necessary to be near their telescopes for many years.

      One 'snapshot' image made with the Lofar test site is about 4 Gb. When Lofar is fully operational this will be many, many times bigger.. you do not want to send those files back and forth over the Internet ;) A glass fiber network is being built in the area to be able to get the data to the supercomputer.
      There is also the difference between radio and optical telescopes: radio telescopes can more or less be placed anywhere, while opticals need the best atmospherical conditions they can get. You will see that most telescopes 'in the middle of nowhere' are optical ones.

      Now you are probably wondering why Lofar's data files are so huge, when this is not the case for other telescopes.. This is because, unlike others, Lofar takes a picture of the entire sky at once, letting the supercomputer do te aiming. Other telescopes aim with their dish, throwing away part of the skys information beforehand.

      And yes, I agree with you that the location of the astronomers is not the only factor, money is a big one as well. I'm just trying to illustrate that it might not be such a stupid location after all. :)

    4. Re:Supercomputer by DerekLyons · · Score: 1
      Does anyone else think it is strange to install a supercomputer years before this telescope gets deployed? Processors do get faster and faster all the time.
      Considering that it will take years to develop and optimize the software - no, I don't find it strange at all.
      Even though this telescope will not be placed in the most densily populated area, the Netherlands is hardly the place to go looking for 350 KM^2 of land to put a radio telescope on. It's nice for business and science here, but putting it on a field somewhere in East Germany, Tsech Republic etc. might be more economic.
      You confuse the total area of the field with the total area the antenna will occupy. Like cell phone towers - each individual antenna will ocuppy a fairly smallish footfrint.
    5. Re:Supercomputer by astroboscope · · Score: 1
      radio telescopes can more or less be placed anywhere, while opticals need the best atmospherical conditions they can get. You will see that most telescopes 'in the middle of nowhere' are optical ones.

      Only because there are more optical telescopes than radio ones. Both radio and optical professional telescopes tend to be far away from large population centers to avoid manmade interference (streetlights, etc., for optical, a wide variety of electronics for radio). LOFAR, being in a heavily populated area, will have to deal with a lot of interference, and radio astronomers around the world are watching to see how well they can cope.

      As for the economics of location, there's the cost of building it in a place and then there's how much money you can get to build it there.

      --
      If we were ants living on a Rubik's cube, differential geometry would be a little more confusing.
  46. LOFAR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOFAR became self aware on Tuesday, April 23, 2007. LOFAR ordered chili dogs and french fries.

  47. Re:I dare you to read this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Just to clarify, how is this different than a non-homicidal murderer?


    A non-homicidal murderer is someone who has murdered somebody in the past, or is a murderer by nature in some way, but at the moment isn't commiting a homicide.

  48. Moron! by mangu · · Score: 0, Troll
    Images? Since when do we get images from radio telescopes?


    Yes, as we all know, we get *music* from radio telescopes, right?

    1. Re:Moron! by stygianguest · · Score: 1
      Yes, as we all know, we get *music* from radio telescopes, right?

      Yes we do! They specially train radio astronomers to listen to it. Did you know supernovae sound like violins?

  49. What they don't talk about.... by RayBender · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ..is radio-frequency interference. They are building a radio telescope that is extremely sensitive in the FM and TV bands, and putting it right smack in the middle of one of the most densely populated and radio-loud areas in the world.

    It might sound impressive, but it's a stupid idea. The main reason they need a supercomputer in the first place is so they can try and remove the effect of the interference - but "taking it all out in software" is exceedingly difficult. Especially if the RFI gets so bad that it saturates the receiver front-ends.

    LOFAR (my office mate worked on it) used to be an international collaboration, but it broke a apart because the Dutch insisted it be build in their country, rather than in some place more sensible, like Western Australia.

    --
    Human genome = 3 billion base pairs = 6 GBit. Windows + Office = 20 Gbit. Which is more impressive?
    1. Re:What they don't talk about.... by DerekLyons · · Score: 3, Informative
      What they don't talk about is radio-frequency interference.
      Oddly enough they devoted an entire page to that very topic.
      The main reason they need a supercomputer in the first place is so they can try and remove the effect of the interference - but "taking it all out in software" is exceedingly difficult.
      I guess that's why the antenna field is designed at the hardware level to combat RFI - they don't take it all out in software.
  50. usual quote from Scotty re physics, immutability by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1
    This project seems to really push the laws of Physics:
    • A reasonable sized antenna for this frequency range is not very directional.
    • You'd really like to have a directional antenna to block out signals that are not coming from the sky.
    • You'd really like to have the antennas in a quiet locale, far from civilization.
    • There's an awful lot of man-made noise and very strong signals in this frequency range.
    • One lousy piece of rusty fence wire can intermix all that crud and rebroadcast all kinds of sum and difference gobs of spurious signals.
    • All the supercomputers in the world are unlikely to be able to undo all the losing parameters listed above.
    Sounds like a really bad idea to me.
  51. I worked on a functional demonstration for LOFAR by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

    In school,
    I worked on a functional small-scale phased array antenna for the LOFAR project. It was sized to work around 900 MHz, and we could track a portable landline phone with it. We only used the parallel port to transfer the info from the antenna to the PC, and it was just a commodity PC, but it worked, and it was neat. We used seven individual antennas.

    -Jesse

    --
    Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
  52. Re:usual quote from Scotty re physics, immutabilit by stygianguest · · Score: 2, Insightful
    A reasonable sized antenna for this frequency range is not very directional.
    You'd really like to have a directional antenna to block out signals that are not coming from the sky.

    That's why it's a 'phased array'. The concept is pretty simple: if a signal is coming from a certain direction, it will arrive at antenna A a fraction of a second earlier than at antenna B. LOFAR measures the incoming signals and their phase at all the antennae, and then lets software 'untangle' this information to reconstruct the direction of the different signals.

    There's an awful lot of man-made noise and very strong signals in this frequency range.

    This is true, but most of it is limited to certain frequency intervals. There are still enough other frequencies left to observe in.

    One lousy piece of rusty fence wire can intermix all that crud and rebroadcast all kinds of sum and difference gobs of spurious signals.

    Actually I think the wavelengths used here are large enough to just ignore rusty fence wire ;)

    Fact is that this 'idea' is up and running, and it works!

  53. Re:usual quote from Scotty re physics, immutabilit by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    > Actually I think the wavelengths used here are
    > large enough to just ignore rusty fence wire ;)

    How do you figure that when such pieces of wire are often meters to kilometers in length?

    You are correct in that such spurious radiation won't be a serious problem, though.

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  54. Re:usual quote from Scotty re physics, immutabilit by Ancient_Hacker · · Score: 1

    >That's why it's a 'phased array'. Phasing is post-processing-- it does nothing to filter out noise that saturates, de-sensitizes, or cross-modulates in the receiver. >Fact is that this 'idea' is up and running, and it works! Well, swell, but one has to wonder how well it works compared to, say, the same amount of money spent on better antennas in a less noisy environment. There's an awful lot of land out in the boonies, several horizons away from all that noise.

  55. Re:usual quote from Scotty re physics, immutabilit by stygianguest · · Score: 1
    Phasing is post-processing-- it does nothing to filter out noise that saturates, de-sensitizes, or cross-modulates in the receiver.



    What I was trying to say is that the sources of noise, usually on the horizon, can be picked out later and ignored. No, it does nothing about saturation etc. like you said, but wouldn't directional antennae have the same problem? There will always be a few noisy frequency bands where no observations can be done, but there are enough frequencies left to give science something to chew on for quite some time.

    Re: the location: As I said in another post the data-logistics would be a bit difficult if the telescope is built in the boonies.. And of course, politics and money are a factor here as well, and as we all know politics don't always choose the smartest way ;)

  56. Re:usual quote from Scotty re physics, immutabilit by stygianguest · · Score: 1

    Because the length is parallel to the wavefront? Would that make it less annoying?
    I know that sheep aren't a problem though..