I agree to looking forwared to the debate. After that answer, I envison Bush at the podium, and when asked a difficult question, the President furrows his brow, looks decisive, and says "pass".
Instead of taking all the time and money on integrating technology to catch when someone was excessively speeding, why not just limit the speed a car can go? Or just meet in the middle and put a chip in the car that will only allow it to reach the speed set by surrounding transmitters. Even if it's an emergency, it's silly to put yourself and other at more risk than you're already in. I love how we as a society want a speed limit and vehicles that can greatly exceed it.
Ways to improve GTA:San Andreas
-Virtual killing is fun and all, but death is far worse than sex despite what american culture thinks. So cut out the murder, and focus on what will make the game great: Interactive Hardcore Pornography.
-If you want to leave the killing in, at least let us, well, dessecrate corpses. Maybe not in a wholly vile way, which would be neat, but at least let us drag the bodies around and build protective walls.
-Try to find a happy balance between Vice City and Animal Crossing. Have a calendar to go with the clock. That way we can see the seasons change. Drive a float recklessly in an Easter parade, build a snow fort out of the winter snow and our corpse walls. Maybe even let us get furniture for our missions so we can decorate our many properties. Leave out that HRA crap, though. That's just gay.
-If you don't want to go with hardcore porn, at least throughly develop the best whore engine ever. I know I've asked for this since GTA III, but the current whore engine is nominal at best. We should be able to proposition anyone anywhere. Stuck up bitch at the mall? You'd be surprised what she'll do when she finds out you're a millionaire. We should be able to pick up as many whores as our vehicles permits. Fill the vans, I say! This single girl car rocking is crap. Maybe I want some awesome girl-on-girl-on-girl-on-girl-on-Vercetti. Maybe I don't have the time or money for a full life point romp in a quiet romantic spot. Maybe I just want a quick $5 back-alley blow job to give me enough strength to finish the mission. Or maybe a quick handjob from that Malibu bar chick while I wait for my latest shipment.....Well, you get the idea.
-Enough with the RC missions. There's not enough to them to make them worthwhile. I mean, what's next? A kite mission?
-Screwdrivers? Seriously, we're murderers, not Richard Karn. I appreciate the fun new weapons, but I'm sure you can think of better implements of death than screwdrivers.
-And maybe build upon that drunk engine from the one Phil mission. Then we could at least have a half-assed excuse for the reckless driving and asking women at the mall for sex. It could also help boost our media rating and give us something to do at the bar other than use the sniper scope to zoom-in on the bartender's nipples.
You're absolutely right. On my first day of my MBA program, the professor made it abundantly clear that the point of any actions we do in business should be to maximize shareholders' value. If that meant massive layoffs so stock value would rise, do it. Dumping toxic waste into a river? Yes, if legal fees are less than disposal costs. I was waiting for the class where we had to sacrifice babies to make dividends increas by 1 cent a share. Greed was absolutely the entire point of the course, at least at that school. I couldn't even stand it.
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I agree to looking forwared to the debate. After that answer, I envison Bush at the podium, and when asked a difficult question, the President furrows his brow, looks decisive, and says "pass".
Instead of taking all the time and money on integrating technology to catch when someone was excessively speeding, why not just limit the speed a car can go? Or just meet in the middle and put a chip in the car that will only allow it to reach the speed set by surrounding transmitters. Even if it's an emergency, it's silly to put yourself and other at more risk than you're already in. I love how we as a society want a speed limit and vehicles that can greatly exceed it.
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Ways to improve GTA:San Andreas
-Virtual killing is fun and all, but death is far worse than sex despite what american culture thinks. So cut out the murder, and focus on what will make the game great: Interactive Hardcore Pornography.
-If you want to leave the killing in, at least let us, well, dessecrate corpses. Maybe not in a wholly vile way, which would be neat, but at least let us drag the bodies around and build protective walls.
-Try to find a happy balance between Vice City and Animal Crossing. Have a calendar to go with the clock. That way we can see the seasons change. Drive a float recklessly in an Easter parade, build a snow fort out of the winter snow and our corpse walls. Maybe even let us get furniture for our missions so we can decorate our many properties. Leave out that HRA crap, though. That's just gay.
-If you don't want to go with hardcore porn, at least throughly develop the best whore engine ever. I know I've asked for this since GTA III, but the current whore engine is nominal at best. We should be able to proposition anyone anywhere. Stuck up bitch at the mall? You'd be surprised what she'll do when she finds out you're a millionaire. We should be able to pick up as many whores as our vehicles permits. Fill the vans, I say! This single girl car rocking is crap. Maybe I want some awesome girl-on-girl-on-girl-on-girl-on-Vercetti. Maybe I don't have the time or money for a full life point romp in a quiet romantic spot. Maybe I just want a quick $5 back-alley blow job to give me enough strength to finish the mission. Or maybe a quick handjob from that Malibu bar chick while I wait for my latest shipment.....Well, you get the idea.
-Enough with the RC missions. There's not enough to them to make them worthwhile. I mean, what's next? A kite mission?
-Screwdrivers? Seriously, we're murderers, not Richard Karn. I appreciate the fun new weapons, but I'm sure you can think of better implements of death than screwdrivers.
-And maybe build upon that drunk engine from the one Phil mission. Then we could at least have a half-assed excuse for the reckless driving and asking women at the mall for sex. It could also help boost our media rating and give us something to do at the bar other than use the sniper scope to zoom-in on the bartender's nipples.
You're absolutely right. On my first day of my MBA program, the professor made it abundantly clear that the point of any actions we do in business should be to maximize shareholders' value. If that meant massive layoffs so stock value would rise, do it. Dumping toxic waste into a river? Yes, if legal fees are less than disposal costs. I was waiting for the class where we had to sacrifice babies to make dividends increas by 1 cent a share. Greed was absolutely the entire point of the course, at least at that school. I couldn't even stand it.
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I bet if the state cut funding to programs that determined how to increase taxes, they wouldn't need to raise taxes quite as much.
I just failed to find any of my one sided pennies....Curse you third dimension!
Let's not rely on the author's math abilities. If he's in apartment 101, I don't take it to mean he "the one", I take it to mean he's "the five".
Wasn't "Micro-Soft Cock" Gate's nickname in college?
They're supposed to open the protocol for Super Mario Brothers? Awesome!
"If I am have legal right to use..."
Bob King fail english? That's unpossible.
Do you think Lisp would have a speech impediment?