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Would you eat a nice, juicy steak (sorry vegans) out of the bottom of a trash can? Same thing.
This just in...Babylon: 5Deep Space: 9
...offshore coding monkeys.
"Match Game '78" has been timeshifted before a virtual studio audience. A Mark Goodson / Bill Toddman production.
You it's time for a series to die when the male voice-over says in a soft voice, "Tonight, on a very-special Star Trek...."
You're telling me...I thought it was a breakfast cereal!
Redmond, your photocopier has jammed.
longhorn == dead ? "Coffin. Nailed shut." : "Slaughter the beast";
It's pretty near impossible to admire it through the flesh of your hand. Instead of inventing a mouse that looks good, why not invent one that feels good? Maybe one that feels like a vagina? (Let the jokes begin.)
Batman: Quick! Robin! The...batoogle...search..belt.... Robin: Wha? Batman: Never mind.
If you have a handy pair of boobs to project onto, why do you need this? Isn't that the point (or at least, a pair of points)? (Yes...yes...insert the obligatory 1024x768x38DD reference here.)
Actually, it's 1024x768x38DD
...and in other news, Bill Gates has decided to switch from BVD to Fruit of the Loom. Whoopee.
"Fleeing from the Scientist Tyranny, the last Battlestar, Galactica, leads a rag-tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest...." Oh, never mind.
I've found the best way to rid myself of telemarketers is to start reading from the Bible to them. They'll either hang up or get saved!___
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Would you eat a nice, juicy steak (sorry vegans) out of the bottom of a trash can? Same thing.
This just in...
Babylon: 5
Deep Space: 9
...offshore coding monkeys.
"Match Game '78" has been timeshifted before a virtual studio audience. A Mark Goodson / Bill Toddman production.
You it's time for a series to die when the male voice-over says in a soft voice, "Tonight, on a very-special Star Trek...."
You're telling me...I thought it was a breakfast cereal!
Redmond, your photocopier has jammed.
longhorn == dead ? "Coffin. Nailed shut." : "Slaughter the beast";
It's pretty near impossible to admire it through the flesh of your hand. Instead of inventing a mouse that looks good, why not invent one that feels good?
Maybe one that feels like a vagina? (Let the jokes begin.)
Batman: Quick! Robin! The...batoogle...search..belt....
Robin: Wha?
Batman: Never mind.
If you have a handy pair of boobs to project onto, why do you need this? Isn't that the point (or at least, a pair of points)?
(Yes...yes...insert the obligatory 1024x768x38DD reference here.)
Actually, it's 1024x768x38DD
...and in other news, Bill Gates has decided to switch from BVD to Fruit of the Loom.
Whoopee.
"Fleeing from the Scientist Tyranny, the last Battlestar, Galactica, leads a rag-tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest...."
Oh, never mind.
I've found the best way to rid myself of telemarketers is to start reading from the Bible to them. They'll either hang up or get saved!
___