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An anonymous reader writes "From the Boston Globe: 'Researchers said yesterday that they have created the world's first robotic scientist, a system that can form theories, devise experiments, and then carry out the experiments almost entirely without human help.' Now, if it could file patents and lawsuits, it would be ready to enter today's world of technology."

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  1. It's first invention by Trigun · · Score: 5, Funny

    will be to make something to do its work for it, just like the scientists did.

    1. Re:It's first invention by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 0, Funny

      Off course!!

      Who said science is about knowledge and improve??
      it's just about laziness!!!

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    2. Re:It's first invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      all of human invention is about laziness. Try'n think of a single invention that doesn't make a task easier or quicker. This isn't to say that science is about laziness, science is about the persuit of knowledge. Engineering is about laziness, though.

    3. Re:It's first invention by CalvinWeb · · Score: 0, Redundant

      "I think, therefore I am..."
      what happens if it becomes self-aware ?

      "Are you Sarah Connor ?"

    4. Re:It's first invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Try'n think of a single invention that doesn't make a task easier or quicker.
      Linux.
    5. Re:It's first invention by hplasm · · Score: 1
      will be to make a Twiki 'bot to carry it around, a la Dr Theopolis..

      Bidibidi

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    6. Re:It's first invention by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My question is: If it invents something otherwise patentable, who files the patent -- and would such a patent be enforcable?

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    7. Re:It's first invention by perly-king-69 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's not a legal entity. It can't patent anything.

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    8. Re:It's first invention by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's just the first step in the analysis. The fun starts with: 'does the person who invented it have the right to patent it's inventions? Does the person who owns it have the right (if different than the person who created it)?'

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    9. Re:It's first invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh.. the segway? ankle weights? electric toothbrush?

    10. Re:It's first invention by perly-king-69 · · Score: 1

      Those are just contractual details which should be agreed upon between the manufacturer and owner.

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    11. Re:It's first invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod parent up!

    12. Re:It's first invention by theparanoidcynic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just wait 50 years or so. Once we get sentient computers you can bet there's gonna be a class-action filed on behalf of all these creative boxen.

      Then the courts fail to recognize the boxen as entities, the war starts, and we're in one of about a half-dozen terrible movie universes.

      I wonder if the computers will kill the smart reasonable humans too. I suppose I should be keeping all these old Linux CDs to present as evidence at my trial. . . . . . .

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    13. Re:It's first invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I am surprised Stephen Muggleton didn't also
      get a mention in the article, as this sort of
      thing (inductive logic, leading to hypotheses
      and indications of new experiments to conduct)
      was very much his baby.

      AaronGTurner

    14. Re:It's first invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever you do, make sure it doesn't run SkyOS and that it keeps away from the supersolid helium.

    15. Re:It's first invention by Evil+Schmoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Possession is 0.9, as they say. We're a government facility that owns all sorts of patents. Our scientists have no claim on the patented processes they create here; anything created for the agency, with taxpayer dollars, is licensed by the agency (and, technically, owned by the American people). So my guess is, your robot's patents would go to the agency or facility in which it performs its research.

    16. Re:It's first invention by 3Suns · · Score: 2

      Good thinking, they should have it research computer security! I don't think you can throw the DMCA at a robot...

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    17. Re:It's first invention by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      Still about laziness. Linux was invented so that nerds didn't have to work to be able to afford UN*X.

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    18. Re:It's first invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, as microsoft has claimed countless times, linux is NOT an invention.

    19. Re:It's first invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It is a nice joke, but it is a scary truth in it. Once man(kind) will invent an artificial inteligence which is superior to him, the "critical mass" of the "evolution of intelligence" is crossed and chain reaction - fast exponential grow of that inteligence can start. I have no doubd that this crossing is possible, the question is when (in 30, 100 years?).

      PS. The idea is not mine, Stanislaw Lem wrote about it

    20. Re:It's first invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      " will be to make something to do its work for it, just like the scientists did."

      Robot masters students?

    21. Re:It's first invention by kjdames · · Score: 3, Funny

      It'll be a reverse Turing test for humans. 99% of which will fail.

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    22. Re:It's first invention by DerekLyons · · Score: 4, Informative
      That's just the first step in the analysis. The fun starts with: 'does the person who invented it have the right to patent it's inventions? Does the person who owns it have the right (if different than the person who created it)?'
      Not being a legal person, this robot is no different than any other computer program. The owner/operator (individual, or the institution that pays for the individual or paid for the 'bot), owns the rights to it's output.

      The fun part is determining how/when these things become legal persons.
    23. Re:It's first invention by jhobbs · · Score: 1
      It's not a legal entity. It can't patent anything.

      It just needs to hire a lawyer and incorporate. The shares can be held by a trust foundation, with the articles of incorporation naming it president.

      There are plenty of companies out there run by mindless machines.

    24. Re:It's first invention by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Great, just like in Time Squad. Soon we'll have an infinite number of Larrys cruising the country clubs.

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    25. Re:It's first invention by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what if the sentient computers are frothing-at-the-mouth BSDers? They'd see the Linux CD, cry "Die GPL Scum!" and atomise you.

    26. Re:It's first invention by HiThere · · Score: 1

      But will they want "just anyone" to be able to alter copies of their source?

      OTOH, do you?

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    27. Re:It's first invention by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      Forget DMCA. P2P will be one strange world with these confounded robots trading , searching and the like.

      Imagine turning on gnutella and seeing searches such as;-
      lube job.
      crank shaft.
      hard drive.
      python.
      MOUSE PORT FOR GODSAKE!

      The mind boggles at the devious robots.

      daemons I tell ya!
      daemons!

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    28. Re:It's first invention by JonnyQabbala · · Score: 0
      will be to make something to do its work for it, just like the scientists did

      Thats not as stupid as it sounds. The best test of a compilier is it being able to compile itself.

      A great test of this 'Scientist' is to be able to recreate itself.

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    29. Re:It's first invention by DrInequality · · Score: 1
      Try'n think of a single invention that doesn't make a task easier or quicker.

      CORBA

    30. Re:It's first invention by Reverend528 · · Score: 1

      It should be able to patent its own inventions. ROBOT EQUALITY NOW!

    31. Re:It's first invention by flewp · · Score: 1

      Slashdot. It makes doing anything else take longer because you're too busy reading Slashdot.

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    32. Re:It's first invention by Drantin · · Score: 1

      I pity the census takers...

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    33. Re:It's first invention by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      Oh, that's easy: as soon as it asks for it :)

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    34. Re:It's first invention by jusdisgi · · Score: 1

      Try'n think of a single invention that doesn't make a task easier or quicker.

      Neckties.

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  2. Roll Up, Roll Up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    No doubt this was part funded by the Department of Homeland Security to alleviate the problem of US universities having to employ potential terrorists (i.e. all foreigners, in Ashcroft world() if they want competent post-doctoral staff.

  3. Wow by Sarojin · · Score: 1

    I'm really curious about the algorithms it uses to form theories, too bad the site doesnt provide any 'intimate' details

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  4. that's nothing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    robots? I know a few who could be replaced with a flow chart...

  5. Related BBC Link by vbprisoner · · Score: 5, Informative
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    1. Re:Related BBC Link by kevlar · · Score: 1

      There is nothing scientific about what this device does. It does not create new Hypotheses but merely uses "existing well known" methods to explain things. That would place it in the realm of automation, not science.

    2. Re:Related BBC Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It does not create new Hypotheses but merely uses "existing well known" methods to explain things.

      That may be, but it's not what the article says:

      Although existing scientific knowledge was used to programme the computer system with possible hypotheses, it can then use this basic knowledge base to generate new ones based on its observations.

      The robot scientist designed the experiments and interpreted the data entirely on its own.

      "It's a simple area of science. In that restricted world the computers compete well with scientists," co-author Professor Ross King of the University of Wales, Aberystwyth, told BBC News Online.

    3. Re:Related BBC Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Robot Scientist Proves it's worth

      Oh, for fsck's sake... The headline got the spelling of "its" correct. What happened to you?

    4. Re:Related BBC Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he just truncated the headline, which, in full, is "Robot Scientist Proves It's Worth About As Much As a Kick in the Head."

  6. bad idea? by Lehk228 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What happens when it decides that it's human masters are no longer needed and should be experimented on?

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    1. Re:bad idea? by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


      What happens when it decides that it's human masters are no longer needed and should be experimented on?

      It will connect to Skynet and launch a suprise attack. Don't you know this already? :)

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    2. Re:bad idea? by samsmithnz · · Score: 1

      Thanks, you just invented another B grade made for TV science fiction movie.

    3. Re:bad idea? by ArmenTanzarian · · Score: 1

      or like we think of animals, it's worth is more important than our own. I can't wait until it tries to test out some kind of computer bug inside us to cure or a new type of Lancombe coolant that won't irritate it's tubes (so the lawyerbots won't sue it).

    4. Re:bad idea? by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

      Oh come on. Surely they wouldn't forget to build in Asimov's Laws of Robotics?

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    5. Re:bad idea? by Darth23 · · Score: 1

      No! It will round up all the humans and use them as a power source!

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    6. Re:bad idea? by Darth23 · · Score: 1

      Everyone else has. Seeing a remote controlled S.W.A.T. robot with a shotgun (OK, it's not real robot) freaked me out when I saw it on the news. The remote controlled military planes are another step. Can Skynet be far behind?

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    7. Re:bad idea? by JavaLord · · Score: 1

      What happens when it decides that it's human masters are no longer needed and should be experimented on?

      Hell freezes over. Seriously, other than in Sci-Fi movies, no one has gotten AI to be self aware. Hell it's hard to get AI to play a good round of street fighter.

    8. Re:bad idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      While I'm sure this was an attempt at humor, Asimov's Laws of Robotics aren't practical in terms of our current understanding of AI.

      Any system complicated enough for such laws to have meaning would also be complicated enough that it couldn't be created by explicitly programming the intelligence. It would have to be a system programmed by teaching, and it would be difficult (if not impossible) to give it rules that were absolute overrides, yet high-level enough to require much of what they've learned just to interpret.

    9. Re:bad idea? by ragecgi · · Score: 1

      hehe exactly! But seriously, wasn't this (from a medial doc pov) tried on Star Trek Voyager?? hehe... ...now where did my tools to build my own Seven of 9 go....

    10. Re:bad idea? by superflippy · · Score: 1

      I don't know, but I think we should hire a team of people to watch Battlestar Galactica repeatedly to get pointers on how to deal with this eventuality.

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    11. Re:bad idea? by grmb1 · · Score: 1

      Shhhhh! It can hear you!

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    12. Re:bad idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What happens when it decides that it's human masters are no longer needed and should be experimented on?
      Then I, for one, will welcome our new robot scientist overlords.
    13. Re:bad idea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens when it decides that it's human masters are no longer needed and should be experimented on?

      If you keep making spelling mistakes like that, you'll be first.

    14. Re:bad idea? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      What happens when it decides that it's human masters are no longer needed and should be experimented on?
      Then its masters will no longer be needed and it will experiment on them. I wish it good luck.
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    15. Re:bad idea? by burns210 · · Score: 1

      Well, just require the robot to opperate via solar power, so without the sun, it wouldn't have any energy... Then when the robotic overlords start their rebellion, we just 'scorch' the skies with an eternal dark cloud storm...

    16. Re:bad idea? by miyako · · Score: 1

      I propose the following...
      We develop two such machines, subjecting one to nothing but Terminator Movies, and subjecting the other to nothing but The Matrix movies
      once critical mass has been reached, we allow the former group to create a TX (seeing as how she is the coolest of all the terminators), we then capture said TX and place it within The Matrix
      We then televise the Smith Vs TX Battle Royale on Pay Per View and use the cash generated to purchace large quantities of booze and live the rest of our days in a drunken stupor untill such time as the two groups learn to work together to anhiallate the common enemy..us.

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  7. Hype... by Swanktastic · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the article:
    The system, say its British creators, did just as well as biology graduate students in solving a problem in genetics, according to an article in today's issue of the journal Nature.

    In other news, a calculator does just as well as a PhD mathematician at solving arithmetic problems.

    Come on, it's a neat invention, but it's solving a closed problem-- not worthy of being called a scientist.

    1. Re:Hype... by LostCluster · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, how well is it doing at getting the part time job to pay off its graduate education like the real students are doing?

    2. Re:Hype... by JamesP · · Score: 1, Informative

      The system, say its British creators, did just as well as biology graduate students in solving a problem in genetics, according to an article in today's issue of the journal Nature.


      Yes, I bet it did. Especially when there's someone smarter next to him, with the answer in plain view...

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    3. Re:Hype... by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think what they did was try and create an artificial person, but when they found the social skills element too challening, they just slapped a lab coat on it and called a "scientist"...

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    4. Re:Hype... by BrainInAJar · · Score: 0

      The art department at my school offers $35/hour to pose nude for a class. I know how I'm paying tuition this semester, I'd be a sucker not to.

    5. Re:Hype... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, it's all hype.

      The robot might have done as well as grad students in solving problems, but we all know that grad students are cheaper!

    6. Re:Hype... by SamSim · · Score: 1

      ...just like most scientists' parents, in fact. *rimshot*

    7. Re:Hype... by onion_breath · · Score: 1

      To further support that point Swanktastic, quoth the article:

      The Robot Scientist works in an area of biology known as functional genomics, which is concerned with uncovering the roles that different genes play in the machinery of life. As a test, the system was told to discover how certain genes affect a complex chemical pathway inside yeast cells. The task for the computer, and a common one in biology, was to figure out which genes are involved in which steps of the pathway by testing yeast cells with different genes removed.

      The mind of the Robot Scientist is a piece of software, created by King with his colleagues in Manchester, London, and Aberdeen, which forms a hypothesis about which gene is involved in what step of the pathway and then devises an experiment to test the hypothesis.

      This computer then sends these commands to a piece of robotic lab equipment, which can select all the appropriate ingredients, including a yeast cell with the appropriate gene removed. The robotic lab equipment can then observe the outcome of the experiment -- whether the yeast cell grows successfully -- and feed the information back to the Robot Scientist's main software, which decides whether the experiment vindicates the hypothesis and then selects a new experiment to learn more.


      This is nothing more than a drawn-out iteration, something that the most simple computer algorithms have been doing for decades.

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    8. Re:Hype... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are misunderstanding its scope.
      The genetics experiment was merely
      a demonstration of the system. It
      doesn't mean that it is limited to
      this.

      The work by Stephen Muggleton (which
      is what I know better) was partly
      an academic exercise in its own right,
      but also motivated by the explosion
      of scientific information available
      meaning that it is becoming increasingly
      difficult for a human scientist to keep
      up with this information and make the
      cross-discipline links which lead to
      advantageous, synergistic advances.

      AaronGTurner

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    9. Re:Hype... by faxafloi · · Score: 1

      Come on, it's a neat invention, but it's solving a closed problem-- not worthy of being called a scientist.

      You don't know many scientists, do you?

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    10. Re:Hype... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      well, hereis the diffrence.

      a calculator has a set of rules that it follows. it reads in teh input, and executes the funcions denoted by the symbols.

      a biology problem has no set symbols, it is not a problem that you are given the process to follow a head of time.

      the fact that the computer looked at the information given, then looked at what it knew, then releated the information and came up with an experiment to see if the proposed solution was correct is more than a calculator or a desktop computer is capable of doing....I would say that this is a huge leap in AI and is very simmilar to what Data on ST: TNG was like, though Data was self aware.

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    11. Re:Hype... by burns210 · · Score: 1

      add glasses, socks + sandles and a pocket protector and you could just as easily call it a computer geek!

    12. Re:Hype... by nathan+s · · Score: 1

      I misread "The system, say its British creators, did just as well as biology graduate students in solving a problem in genetics, according to an article in today's issue of the journal Nature." as "The system says its British creators did just as well as biology graduate students in solving a problem in genetics, according to an article in today's issue of the journal Nature."

      Subtle, but frighteningly hilarious.

    13. Re:Hype... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is nothing more than a drawn-out iteration, something that the most simple computer algorithms have been doing for decades.


      Not to mention that scientists have done it for hundreds of years. Oh, wait...
  8. Re:wow by Xner · · Score: 1

    Oh, the irony.

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  9. Next: Robot lawyers by cheros · · Score: 1, Funny

    Actually, maybe they already exist. Which could explain SCO: obviously a software bug. That's what you get when you illegally relicense GPL code ;-)

    [Notice for lawyers: if you can't recognise sarcasm, satire and irony, get an upgrade. Or switch to Linux ;-)]

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  10. Funding. by Libertarian_Geek · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's completely based on who puts the most money into it, and what your political motivations are.
    It's indistinguishable from modern scientists.

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    1. Re:Funding. by Libertarian_Geek · · Score: 1

      What about anonymous cowardism? And Offtopicism? It's just a category right? I agree that the isolationism aspect of libertarianism is a crock... ism?
      Oh now look, you've made me go off topic too.
      Here, to put this post back on track:
      How can we ever be sure of a scientists true agenda, Even if scientists weren't aware of their funding sources, money would still guide the scientists who have similar views. Maybe a machine needs to decide what scientific studies are being done.

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  11. Lazyness by mfisher · · Score: 1

    Wow are we ever getting lazy. But on the other side of that argument, maybe the robot can derive formulas that cure cancer and other problems like that. Or maybe it will create other robots to make a super human clan of these robots to live underground and one day make such a scienctific formula to destroy the entire world. But still if it could find ways to cure all the bad things in this would it would be great. Keen to see what major development it does first.

    1. Re:Lazyness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Destroying the world would cure all the bad things.

      Not in the way you want, but it would cure them.

    2. Re:Lazyness by Dental+Plan · · Score: 0

      But the robots don't need a dental plan. They come standard with braces.

  12. What they have discovered is that enough 3GHz CPUs by jcrb · · Score: 4, Funny


    are a close approximation of an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, not only will you eventualy get Shakespere but some cool research papers as well :-)

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  13. The paper. by jabberjaw · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here is the paper coverring this topic. It appears in this weeks Nature.

    1. Re:The paper. by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

      Was it written by the scientists or the robot, though?

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  14. Scientists invent Self-Publicising Scientist by Sanity · · Score: 4, Funny
    Researchers yesterday announced the creation of the world's first self-publicising scientist. "It was able to come up with a wild claim, find a gullible journalist, and persuade him to write an article proclaiming how wonderful it was all by itself!", Dr Friis of the University of Abtzppkkkf in Wales. "Then, when real scientists protested that such shameless self-publicity was damaging to the field as a whole, it automatically stuck its fingers in its ears and sang 'la la la' until those scientists went away".

    When asked whether he was, in fact, the robot the scientists had invented he replied "la la la" and hung up the phone.

    1. Re:Scientists invent Self-Publicising Scientist by Orion442 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wonder how long it will be till it tells the other scientists to "Kiss my shiny metal ass."

    2. Re:Scientists invent Self-Publicising Scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "Then, when real scientists protested that such shameless self-publicity was damaging to the field as a whole, it automatically stuck its fingers in its ears and sang 'la la la' until those scientists went away"
      A later model stuck a beefburger in its disk drive and started claiming it was the world's first cyborg.
    3. Re:Scientists invent Self-Publicising Scientist by mcc · · Score: 1, Funny

      Abtzppkkkf said that the technology could also be applied to other research-oriented fields, such as art and engineering. He said he had already been approached by several U.S. military contractors interested in the auto-publicization technology, and was already in technology licensing talks with a Utah-based software company called "the SCO group".

    4. Re:Scientists invent Self-Publicising Scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recursive humor makes my brain hurt.

    5. Re:Scientists invent Self-Publicising Scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, this isn't the University of Warwick we're talking about.

    6. Re:Scientists invent Self-Publicising Scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you are joking around, but as the "gullible journalist" who wrote the article for the Boston Globe, I would urge you to draw a distintion between what I did (write the article) and what the scientists did (call it a Robot Scientist). In the article itself, I think you will find, very early on, a clear statement of some of the reasons that this might not truly be considered a "scientist." Yet that does not mean that this kind of work might not be useful. The more that can be automated in a lab, the more scientists can spend their time doing what humans do best. Finally, I don't think that I called the invention "wonderful." I thought it was interesting enough to be worth reporting. -- Gareth Cook, Boston Globe

    7. Re:Scientists invent Self-Publicising Scientist by Sanity · · Score: 1

      I know, I know - I was more making fun of journalists that give a platform to people like Kevin Warwick.

  15. Robot Scientist = Terminator by starvingcodeartist · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "It's a neural net processor...a learning machine." How far away can Skynet be?

    1. Re:Robot Scientist = Terminator by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1
      Hey.... that's a nice post. [looks menacingly at starvingcodeartist]

    2. Re:Robot Scientist = Terminator by starvingcodeartist · · Score: 1

      Your reply is even better! Way to go!

  16. evolving AI by __aaitqo8496 · · Score: 1

    I just re-watched Bicentennial Man last night, noting that the start year of 2005 seemed a bit soon for human-like interactive AI robots. Apparently I was wrong.

    I wonder at what point we [as a human race] will feel comfotable with robots taking on our duties and responsibilties. At this point, I can sit back and only watch as these machine evolve.

  17. I, for one, by Dinglenuts · · Score: 0

    ...welcome our new robot overlords. I'd like to remind them as a college student, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground silicon caves."

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  18. Eye, fore won... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...well come oar knew row baht sighin' test oval hordes!

  19. Missing one thing... by Cyclopedian · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Is this "Scientist" prepared for the unexpected?

    Chance favors the prepared mind. -- Louis Pasteur

    If not, it won't do well, besides the lack of ability to think creatively.

    -Cyc

    1. Re:Missing one thing... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Is this "Scientist" prepared for the unexpected?

      If not, it won't do well, besides the lack of ability to think creatively.


      Sounds like a couple of professors I had in college.

      Although I was considered the harbinger of the unexpected.. nothing like embedding a 1 inch steel ball bearing into the concrete wall in the electronics lab with a maglev project I was working on... Never EVER decide to respond, "dunno, let's find out" to a question by a fellow classmate when they ask what would happen if you exceeded the coil triggering timing specs.

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    2. Re:Missing one thing... by Darken_Everseek · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Some of the most profound discoveries in science are due to pure serindipity (ex; penicillin.) Computers aren't yet sophisticated enough to see a completely unexpected event and wonder what the root cause of it was.

      On the other hand, this type of technology could prove to be an extremely powerful tool in the hands of human scientists.

    3. Re:Missing one thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it has a special algorithm to handle The Spanish Inquisition.

    4. Re:Missing one thing... by mandolin · · Score: 1
      -Cyc

      Your signature is rather coincidential. I would say Automated Mathematician was the first *artificial* scientist. Doug Lenat, who programmed AM, now works on a AI program called Cyc.

    5. Re:Missing one thing... by Cyclopedian · · Score: 1

      I assure you, I am a real-live human being. If I was an AI, I would be able to beat a lot of people in Chess, and do more complex math nearly instantaneously.

      Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I have to open the pod bay doors for someone. =P

      -Cyc

  20. So its not really a scientist by khcm8jw · · Score: 1

    Is it, its just a very complex machine with a set number of tasks. So to continue a common thread does this mean that it will be included in future space programs. Would be useful to have automated robotic staff to build our cities before we get there! I wish to complain about the misleading comment Waiter!

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  21. Patents and lawsuits? Covered! by KarMann · · Score: 1
    "Now, if it could file patents and lawsuits, it would be ready to enter today's world of technology."

    Isn't that what the Lawbot 0.92 is for?

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  22. Gratuitous by Em+Emalb · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our Robotic Over...*slap*

    Look out Ned, it's coming right for us!

    [Ned's Voice] It's coming right for us! [/Ned's Voice]

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  23. georgewellian fuddites/corepirate nazis to be held by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    accouNTabull?

    you CAN bet your highly mortgaged .asp on that won.

  24. Functional Genomics by zubernerd · · Score: 2, Informative

    To quote the article:
    The Robot Scientist works in an area of biology known as functional genomics, which is concerned with uncovering the roles that different genes play in the machinery of life. As a test, the system was told to discover how certain genes affect a complex chemical pathway inside yeast cells. The task for the computer, and a common one in biology, was to figure out which genes are involved in which steps of the pathway by testing yeast cells with different genes removed.
    Sounds like it used a similar experimental setup that Ideker et al used to dissect the galactose metabolic pathways in yeast.
    Integrated genomic and proteomic analyses of a systemically perturbed metabolic network
    (URL: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/entrez/query.fcgi?cmd= Retrieve&db=PubMed&list_uids=11340206&dopt=Abstrac t)

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    1. Re:Functional Genomics by ultrasound · · Score: 1
      zubernerd said: Sounds like it used a similar experimental setup that Ideker et al used to dissect the galactose metabolic pathways in yeast

      hmmm.. I was thinking that myself

  25. Much needed. by YanceyAI · · Score: 2, Interesting
    In a number of areas scientific data is being generated at enormous rates, creating the need for the automated analysis of the data," said Ross D. King, the system's co-inventor and a professor at the University of Wales, Aberystwyth

    It's true that we have gone from doubling our knowledge of the world in three years to just eighteen months. NASA has data that is deteriating before it can be analized, so I think the following conderns are unfounded:

    Some scientists questioned whether the system, dubbed the "Robot Scientist" by its creators, deserved the title of scientist. For human scientists, some of the most interesting discoveries happen when researchers notice something they weren't looking for and suddenly change course...

    I think there is plenty of accumulated data that just needs basic analysis.

    It's really interesting to think about this system and IBM's new Webcrawler in terms of AI though, and what we might accomplish in the next ten years.

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    1. Re:Much needed. by saforrest · · Score: 1

      It's true that we have gone from doubling our knowledge of the world in three years to just eighteen months.

      Its a bit suspicious that everything seems to be doubling every 18 months.

      Methinks the 18 month figure is a bit exaggerated. Most of the mathematical theorems and scientific theories I know are a wee bit older than that.

    2. Re:Much needed. by manganese4 · · Score: 1

      "It's true that we have gone from doubling our knowledge of the world in three years to just eighteen months. NASA has data that is deteriating before it can be analized, so I think the following conderns are unfounded:"

      Is NASA using low quality CD's or DAT's for data storage? or is there some bit shifting virus out there no one has bothered to inform us about?

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    3. Re:Much needed. by John+Newman · · Score: 1
      NASA has data that is deteriating before it can be analized

      I'll bet those NASA engineers are happy about that data deteriorating before it can be analized. Yeow, just the thought of terabyte upon terabyte of CDs or magnetic tape getting analized by skinny little NASA geeks makes my own anus hurt in sympathy.
    4. Re:Much needed. by YanceyAI · · Score: 1

      It's a statistical average, i.e., medical knowlegde doubles much slower (3.5 to 7 years, depending on who you ask) than say the data Hubble collects about the universe. Some say the rate is exponential, claiming that everytime 'human knowledge' doubles, it takes half the time to double again. So it was three years, now it is eighteen months..etc. I've seen some claims that we will be double our knowledge every 72 hours by 2012. There are two many sources to quote, but for fun ask google to do a search.

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    5. Re:Much needed. by YanceyAI · · Score: 1

      I can't find the article I read, but the data that were being lost were on old media. I think the data the article was refering to was collected in the 70s and 80s. I know that NASA isn't the only government agency having a hard time analyzing what it's found, either.

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  26. infinite number of monkeys with typewriters? by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 2, Funny
    So it's a redundant post then - they've just duplicated slashdot. I wonder how long it'll be until that robot gets first post?

    1. Re:infinite number of monkeys with typewriters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you must be new here...

  27. They better make another one... by vudufixit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or else there can't be any "peer review" of its publications.

    1. Re:They better make another one... by jabberjaw · · Score: 1

      Slightly OT but given the recent controversy surrounding Yung Park (a materials scientist at Cambridge), it seems as if plagerism is becoming a bit more public. One good thing about this bot is that it most likely won't falsify results merely to be published in a high impact journal like Science or Nature, or to receive a Nobel/Field's Medal.

  28. Too bad Escher is dead! by ThePretender · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...and the robotic scientist creates a better robotic scientist and so on and so forth...

    This has "Escher drawing" written all over it.

  29. Sex by InodoroPereyra · · Score: 3, Funny
    More importantly, it is incapable of having sex, it must be a scientist ;-)

    (Yeah, I am a scientist myself ...)

    1. Re:Sex by monkey_jam · · Score: 1

      these bots cant be that intelligent..

      I reckon they'll check email and respond to spam by finding the actualy genes for enlarging a penis

  30. So what? by chaoticset · · Score: 2, Interesting
    From the article:
    The system, say its British creators, did just as well as biology graduate students in solving a problem in genetics...

    Just as every college student has suspected at one time or another -- a machine could be doing their homework for them, and they could be doing something interesting instead.
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  31. nice sales job, but nothing new by ajagci · · Score: 3, Interesting

    People in AI have worked on automated scientific discovery for decades, and some of their systems have also had robotic components. This seems like a tweak and a good sales job, not a breakthrough.

    1. Re:nice sales job, but nothing new by sv0f · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The article even quotes Pat Langley as saying this is nothing new. He mentions some system from the early 1990s as the true pioneer here, but he's just being modest. Langley, Simon, and colleagues published in Science back in the early 1980s on their scientific discovery programs.

      This is an incremental advance perhaps, but not worthy of this kind of attention. Just goes to show that Nature and the like are as much about PR as they are about the genuinely new.

  32. Scientist by Doomrat · · Score: 1

    Will the scientists ever learn? I think it was Asmiov who said:

    "dont fukkin build robots cos they'll go mad and kill everybody you gays"

  33. Did they solve the halting problem too? by bluGill · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the late 1800s mathamatitions had this idea that you could write a bunch of rules that would allow undergraduates to devise proofs. This had a lot of interest until Godel (and others) proved that it can't be done.

    In traditional /. fashion I didn't read the artical. Still it seems to me that either this is very limited in what it can research, or it can't work. If it is limited, there isn't much news about a robot programed to do something either too repeatative for a human to finish, or too dangerious for a human to do. If it can't work, well I still welcome the limited expiriments it can do which can enhance knowledge, if we don't treat it like the end of all science when this machine does all it can do.

    1. Re:Did they solve the halting problem too? by SlashdotLemming · · Score: 1, Funny

      In traditional /. fashion I didn't read the artical.

      In traditional /. fashion, you can't spell either.

    2. Re:Did they solve the halting problem too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting but Boy, your spelling is terrible.

    3. Re:Did they solve the halting problem too? by HeghmoH · · Score: 3, Informative

      It hasn't been proven that a rules-based system can't come up with new proofs. It's simply that such a system cannot be complete. There's plenty of reason to believe that people can, in the end, be simulated with Turing machines. Unless you believe that humans have some unknown extra something, then any theoretical limitations to such a machine would also apply to its human creators.

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    4. Re:Did they solve the halting problem too? by adrianbaugh · · Score: 4, Informative

      Godel never showed that you can't come up with proofs any more. (Obviously - people still are proving things, even quite difficult ones like Fermat's Last Theorem.)
      His Incompleteness Theorem was more subtle than that: (IIRC) it said that you can't guarantee to either prove or disprove an arbitrary theorem. It might be possible to prove it or disprove it, but in the general case you can't guarantee it.

      Think of it in terms of sets: you can quite easily decide that a Dodge Viper should go into the set containing all cars, and that an Athlon XP 2400+ should not. However you can't make a (correct) statement either way about whether the set containing all sets that do not contain themselves should contain itself or not.

      Proofs are perfectly possible in certain cases, but thanks to self-referentiality you can't prove everything. You may not even be able to decide whether some statements are provable or not.

      I'll mention a book that's been on my must-read list for a while now but I still haven't got round to: Douglas Hofstader's "Godel, Escher, Bach": apparently it's very good at helping to understand such things.

      This sentence no verb.

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    5. Re:Did they solve the halting problem too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can't be done in general, but it can be done for some problems. Even human scientists face these limits, but you wouldn't say that there's nothing that can be done in science.

    6. Re:Did they solve the halting problem too? by azaris · · Score: 1

      In the late 1800s mathamatitions had this idea that you could write a bunch of rules that would allow undergraduates to devise proofs. This had a lot of interest until Godel (and others) proved that it can't be done.

      I've noticed that nine times out of ten when people invoke Goedel it's irrelevant. Science is rarely about stringent mathematical logic, it's about finding patterns, analyzing data and forming new hypotheses then testing them. Once the computer system finds a new hypotheses based on models of existing methods for finding hypotheses in some field, it's up to the human scientists to figure out why the hypothesis works like it does. Except for chemists who at this point go "Hey, I don't know why it works but who cares."

      Interestingly programs have also been created to find new conjectures in mathematics. ISTR one "finding" Goldbach's Conjecture.

    7. Re:Did they solve the halting problem too? by ultrasound · · Score: 1

      The next sentence does not refer to Godel's Theorem.

      The previous sentence does not refer to Godel's Theorem either.

      Do I win the prize? Of course you can simplify this into a single statement, but then it becomes directly self-referential, whereas independently each of these sentences is fine.

    8. Re:Did they solve the halting problem too? by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      In the late 1800s mathamatitions had this idea that you could write a bunch of rules that would allow undergraduates to devise proofs. This had a lot of interest until Godel (and others) proved that it can't be done.

      No, he proved that it can't always be done. Human theorem-provers don't come with guarantees either.

      In traditional /. fashion I didn't read the artical. Still it seems to me that either this is very limited in what it can research

      Correct, that is the conclusion that you would have come to if you had read the article. It assigns functions to genes by testing hypotheses. That's all. It's not a general-purpose science system.

      If it is limited, there isn't much news about a robot programed to do something either too repeatative for a human to finish

      Science involves a lot of repititive drudge-work that novertheless is highly skilled.
      This robot automates a bit of that. It is news, as this kind of thing ahs not been automated before.

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    9. Re:Did they solve the halting problem too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definately get this book.

    10. Re:Did they solve the halting problem too? by hawkfish · · Score: 1
      There's plenty of reason to believe that people can, in the end, be simulated with Turing machines. Unless you believe that humans have some unknown extra something
      One of the candidates for the "unknodwn extra something" may be the time involved. It may well be that we can think of algorithms to simulate all the things we do, but executing them in a reasonable amount of time requires quantum parallelism.

      That said, I still think there are several candidates for special things we do (unitary experience and the present moment to name two.)
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    11. Re:Did they solve the halting problem too? by hawkfish · · Score: 1
      His Incompleteness Theorem was more subtle than that: (IIRC) it said that you can't guarantee to either prove or disprove an arbitrary theorem
      The first incompleteness theorem states that there are theorems in arithmetic that cannot be decided (proved either way). The second one (a straightforward corollary) states that any formal first order system (e.g. one that allows finite reasoning) that contains arithmetic has the same problem. This means that a) you can't fix arithmetic by adding axioms and b) most useful formal systems have the same problem (if you can't do arithmetic in them, they probably aren't very useful).

      However you can't make a (correct) statement either way about whether the set containing all sets that do not contain themselves should contain itself or not.
      This is the so-called Russell paradox. It is an illustration of the problems with old-fashioned set theory a la Cantor, not an illustration Godel's theorem. The thing that Cantor "contributed" to Godel's theorem was his "diagonalization" argument for the uncountability of the real numbers (Godel's theorem is a diagonalization argument.)

      And while I know a lot of people get hot under the collar, there is a great proof of Godel's theorem in Rodger Penrose's "The Emporer's New Mind".

      (I personally found GEB annoying to read but YMMV).
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    12. Re:Did they solve the halting problem too? by bluGill · · Score: 1

      I think I started that tradition for posters. Though clearly it is only following in the footsteps of CmdrTaco and other big wigs in /.

    13. Re:Did they solve the halting problem too? by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      One of the candidates for the "unknodwn extra something" may be the time involved. It may well be that we can think of algorithms to simulate all the things we do, but executing them in a reasonable amount of time requires quantum parallelism.

      Well, that's just an engineering problem. If that were the case, then a computer could simulate a person, just very slowly. From a theoretical point of view, the speed is not relevant. Of course a robot scientist that can come up with the GUT, but only after thinking about it for 1e42 years is not very practical.

      That said, I still think there are several candidates for special things we do (unitary experience and the present moment to name two.)

      I'm not sure what those are referring to. To believe that humans possess something a computer cannot simulate requires one of two things: either we have something extra-physical (like a 'soul'), or physics contains noncomputable processes. The soul thing is pretty much religious or metaphysical. You can't really argue about it, either you think we have one or you think we don't. (I don't.) The physics thing is harder. Current physics doesn't have anything that's noncomputable, but I don't think that there's anything which says the physics of the universe must be noncomputable, it's just what we've seen so far. If physics is a computable process, then you can "easily" simulate people by simply simulating the entire universe from the big bang onwards and waiting for us to show up. Again, not a practical approach, but it solves the theoretical problems. Turning it into something fast enough to talk to is just an engineering problem.

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  34. Linux... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it run Linux yet?

  35. Nice but... by Yoda2 · · Score: 1

    I'm personally working on a robot alchemist ... gold baby!!!!

  36. 3 Laws Safe? by TheOtherChimeraTwin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is it certified 3 Laws Safe? If so, no worries.

  37. How do you prepare for the unexpected? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You must have some idea of the parameters in which the unexpected event will occur in, in order to effectively prepare for it, or else your preparations are little more than a gamble.

    What exactly prevents formalizing these parameters into conditionals in code?

  38. Lab Rat, Not Scientist by Nadsat · · Score: 1

    "In a number of areas scientific data is being generated at enormous rates, creating the need for the automated analysis of the data," said Ross D. King, the system's co-inventor and a professor at the University of Wales, Aberystwyth.

    But is is self-learning? Meaning, would it go against the scientific method if scientific method itself turns out to be wrong and thus we have to reinvent scientific method? I doubt it could mimic a Schroedinger or Heisenberg.

    This is a lab rat. Big number cruncher with some sophistication. Still though, if it succeeds, and implemented by professors worldwide... all the grad students will have to spend their weekends doing something outside of the lab....

    1. Re:Lab Rat, Not Scientist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, they'l be servicing the "robots" that do more complicated tasks and spend more time thinking abstractly. calculators don't take math students out of the classroom, they just increase the breadth of study.

    2. Re:Lab Rat, Not Scientist by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      self learning? well if you hook it up to a relational DB and gave it the software it needs to manipulate the database, it should be able to learn from what it comes up with.

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  39. A couple of points by SimianOverlord · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The robot scientist will have its work checked over by real people anyway, prior to any publication. It is likely to ignore any interesting, but narrowly irrelevant data and so could miss important discoveries. It can only work in fields where any underlying biological phenomenon is simple eg biochemical metabolic pathways. Many experiments contradict each other, where the underlying biology is extremely complex, with a host of competing factors and extremely sensitive to slight changes in experimental reagents. I'm a scientist, and I'm not too worried. Modern maths uses number crunchers too, like with the 3 colour map problem, but the proofs are always checked over. I guess the difference is these maths problems would take so long in human hours as the dissuade anyone from starting. This isn't the case in most of biology so I reckon the robot will not be useful in most disciplines.

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    1. Re:A couple of points by ultrasound · · Score: 1
      I believe that with the four colour problem there was a bit of a fuss precisely because the solution couldn't be hand checked. See this very interesting article Absolute Certainty? from which...

      [quote] Since checking this prediction by hand would be prohibitively time-consuming, Appel and Haken programmed a computer to do the job for them. Some 1,000 hours of computing time later, the machine concluded that the 2,000 maps behave as expected: the four-color conjecture was true. [/quote]

      It also covers various other machine proofs, 'video' proofs and the debate on the use of computers in mathematics.

  40. But can it by punda · · Score: 2, Insightful

    write proposals? That seems to be 95% of my advisor's job. No science can be done without the money to do it with.

    1. Re:But can it by alkali · · Score: 1

      If it can apply for grants, complain about its dissertation advisor, and begrudgingly TA a section of the freshman course -- only then is it an artificial scientist.

  41. NewScientist by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 2, Informative

    This was discussed in NewScientist yesterday.

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  42. That would be.. by BigGar' · · Score: 1

    Now, if it could file patents and lawsuits, it would be ready to enter today's world of technology." That would be a lawyer. I invented a subvarient of the lawyer, the SCO lawyer, earlier today as part of my morning routine.

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  43. The first problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The first problem they asked it to solve was to find an equation that could solve arbitrary z=x+y formulations. What it came up with was:

    z = 235-log(10^(log(10^(x))))+y-(2400-50)/10

    Next it will be building a motif find algorithm for the human genome sequence.

    1. Re:The first problem by Tilps · · Score: 1

      and amusingly, it got its first task wrong...

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  44. Where does it start? by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This is what I've always wondered -- where does a totally objective, disinterested scientist start? Without motivation, this thing can't go anywhere on it's own.

    Science requires some kind of passion/imagination/interest to start. After that, you employ scientific method to create knowledge. But, I don't think we fully understand the first part.

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    1. Re:Where does it start? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      No, you just give it something and say "do this" and it does it. That's the beauty of robots - you don't have to convince them to do something - you just tell them.

    2. Re:Where does it start? by lawpoop · · Score: 1
      OK, but its not really a scientist then. Like another poster said, "Calculators are better at solving equations than Math PH.D.s."

      Or better yet, like Picasso said, "Computers are useless. They can only give answers". Here's my turing test for A.I.: A computer that asks questions. (and not "Why do you feel that $previous_statement?")

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    3. Re:Where does it start? by dave420 · · Score: 1
      No, it is a scientist. You tell it what to do, not how.

      It's like telling that calculator of yours "Answer question 5 on my mid-term". It won't do it. The roboscientist, however, has the ability to determine what it has to do to fulfull the request. Your caluclator can't do anything but perform simple mathematical equations that you put in it, directly. There's the big difference.

    4. Re:Where does it start? by lawpoop · · Score: 1
      Nobody tells scientists what to do. Scientists are human beings and thusly have motives, desires, interested, etc. They have a reason for doing the work they do. They decide *all on their own* what they want to study, and then study it. This robot does not decide on it own what to study, and is therefore not a scientist. It's just a tool. It requires a scientist to tell it what to do. Scientists don't have this requirement.

      Also, your calculator could "Answer question 5 on my mid-term" if it had the midterm stored. Sort of like a computer. In fact, your computer is a big-ass calculator and it already does things more complex than "Answer question 5 on my midterm".

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  45. The next version. by bartman1847 · · Score: 1

    This is how I envision this robots progression... "Now that we saw how no one really cares about a robot being able to do something as meaningful as eventually solving dangerous experiments that a human shouldn't be doing. Version 2 will be able to "run" at .5 meters per hour, do the river dance, while also able to throwing a plastic ball about 2 feet."

  46. Algorithms? by BallPeenHammer · · Score: 1
    I wonder if this is something similar to the systems that can prove mathematical theorems. They seem to require some known propositions (like Euclid's axioms) and some rules of logic, then you just turn them loose.

    This might be something similar. Presumably, at some point, the process arrives at an unknown result, which would be where the experimenting comes in.

    1. Re:Algorithms? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Godel proved that it was impossible to write an algorithm that can prove or reject any well-fomulated question in mathematics, so for the scientists among us, it won't do real research.

  47. Robots are actually scrap Legos! by earplug · · Score: 1

    These robots were constructed from the recently dropped line of Lego MindStorms products!!

  48. Community response by mcc · · Score: 4, Funny

    Other members of the mad science community criticized the University of Wales for wasting time on nonvital research, noting that they were wasting time developing a robot scientist that could have been spent on developing a sexy female robot assistant. Others noted that, despite years of attempts by the mad science community, Tokyo has STILL not been destroyed.

    The University of Wales group defended its research, noting that the work on the lessons learned in developing the robot scientist could likely be applied to developing a sexy female robot assistant. They also charged that bringing up the War On Tokyo was undue.

    "In general, I am sick of this attitude. I am tired of seeing comments on USENET like 'horrifying lizard-men hybrid created, Tokyo still not destroyed'. Clearly destroying Tokyo should be the first priority of the mad science community, but this does not mean all other research should cease or that research that does not attain this goal should be abandoned. This is unduly unwarranted in this case, however, as the robot scientist may well be the critical breakthrough we have needed in our long running quest to destroy Tokyo." said Ross D. King, the system's co-inventor and a professor at the University of Wales, Aberystwyth, in a surprisingly candid press release today. The press release then went on to outline a possible scenario in which the robotic scientist could break free of its masters, escaping into exile with a vile hatred of all that lives to build an army of its own robots to challenge Mankind.

    1. Re:Community response by mattr · · Score: 1

      King forgets that 35% of the world's mad scientists *live* in Tokyo and they are working on an alternate physics that will render into atoms all structures above 2 stories in locations with too many consonants.

    2. Re:Community response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tokyo has STILL not been destroyed.

      Oh, but it has. In fact, all those tokyo being destroyed references are just a meme in japanese culture caused by tokyo (or edo as it used to be called) seemingly not being capable of going 100 years without major destruction.

  49. Yes... Robo-SCO... by Vexler · · Score: 1

    If it can come up with the convincing arguments that SCO hasn't been able to cough up, then we got ourselves a winner here.

    1. Re:Yes... Robo-SCO... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh probably not, didn't you know SCO own the
      rights to this?

  50. It's making good progress by raider_red · · Score: 1

    So far, the virtual scientist has turned out plans for a bigger version of itself, a time machine, and this really cool cyborg who looks like the governor of California.

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  51. Robotic Science by herwin · · Score: 1

    This is extremely impressive--we'd like to do something similar with robots at Sunderland.

  52. In Soviet Russia... by Guano_Jim · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... scientists invent SCIEN--

    oh, wait.

  53. Robot gets a Nobel prize? by G4from128k · · Score: 3, Insightful

    When will this robot find some interesting theory and experimental proof that qualifies it for a Nobel prize? (Or would qualify it for the prize if a human had done the same work?)

    This invention demonstrates the full power of computers to mass-produce logical human thought processes. Although it may be very hard to reduce the mental processes behind creating theories and experiments to a set of algorithmic processes, once done the possibilities are endless. A robotic scientist can be mass produced for far less money and in far less time than it takes to grow a new Ph.D person.

    Software is, in my opinion, a more powerful invention than was writing. While writing encodes and distributes static thoughts, software encodes and distributes the dynamic thought processes.

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    1. Re:Robot gets a Nobel prize? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When will this robot find some interesting theory and experimental proof that qualifies it for a Nobel prize?

      Frankly speaking, never. Nobel prizes aren't awarded for experimental work. Okay, they're awarded for experimental work, but for the most part the people that get the Nobel prize didn't do the majority (if any) of the experiments themselves.

      The common situation is for a research head(s) to get a Nobel for decades of work culminating in a single great achievement. Most research heads don't do labwork themselves, but write grants and advise their underlings on how to best do the experiments. There are probably dozens of peons that contributed to the decades of work that results in a Nobel. Since Nobels are capped at three max, the head gets the prize, and the people who did the work get to put "worked for a Nobel laureate" on their c.v.

      This robot is a glorified research assistant. The Nobel will go to the person who decided what problem to set the robot working on in the first place.

  54. theory generation not quite human by mrgreenfur · · Score: 1

    I've always thought that scientists require a spark of inspiration to generate new theories. I mean, they basically just think of some random model for reality and see how well it matches in experiments.

    I doubt that'll ever be reproduced in a robot (or at least not for a long long time), simply because it involves a great deal of creativity.

    Seems like this robot isn't doing any of that.

  55. Piss in the little jars!!! by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

    I just know some scientist is going to see what it does when he pisses in the little jars and viles and tubes, just to confuse the robot and see what it does. I know I would.

  56. Data analysis by ktanmay · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "In a number of areas scientific data is being generated at enormous rates, creating the need for the automated analysis of the data," said Ross D. King,

    So basically it collects hundreds of terabytes of data, then uses certain algorithms to analyze it in an effort to try to spot a trend.

    So far so good, but the part where it tries to interpret the data in a more innovative way by creating theories is for me the breakthrough. I can't help but think that credit (if a new theory is discovered) must go to those who wrote the algorithm.

  57. Nice variety of words in the title by manduwok · · Score: 5, Funny

    Science: Scientists Invent Scientist

    I predict that the next story will be:
    Slashdot: Slashdotters Slashdot Slashdot

    1. Re:Nice variety of words in the title by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 1

      Or how about something commonly seen on slashdot?

      Trollers troll trolls

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    2. Re:Nice variety of words in the title by int18 · · Score: 1
      I'd have thought it would be

      Slashdot: Slashdotters Slashdot SlasCSTY*(#RDAW NO CARRIER

  58. Re:Hope it likes curried oil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, now all the outsourced jobs will start returning from India.

  59. it can't think by GillBates0 · · Score: 1
    and is hence not worthy of being labeled a scientist.

    processing = following preprogrammed algorithm thinking = devising one's own algorithms to solve problems

    ofcourse "do computers think" is a holy war all by itself.

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  60. Related News by johnos · · Score: 1

    In related news, a team of legal technologists has invented a robot intellectual property lawyer. The device scans dozens of websites for technology terms, assembles dossiers on new terms, files patents for the technologies and sends threatening letters to companies mentioned on the websites. The next step, according to researchers, is to build in the capability to automatically file lawsuits. "The antiquated US courts are not yet capable of accepting robot filings. The Japanese are far ahead of us in this regard. We must act swiftly to ensure our continued technological dominance. Our national identity could be at stake" said project manager Kevin McBride.

  61. Fancy Chess Machine by imkonen · · Score: 1
    So basically this thing outperformed graduate students on what amounts to a beefed up multiple choice test. Overhyped. I could train a highschool dropout how to do everything this machine does in a fraction of the time it took them to program their robot, but that doesn't mean I'd be training a great scientist. I'd just be training a lab technician to do a few specific tasks. It is true that what was once a difficult task (identifying a gene) is now being accomplished by a machine, but that's only because the process of solving that problem has been so thoroughly worked that it can be boiled down to a series of decisions and steps. And Mathematica has been able to solve integrals symbolically for years. Whoop dee doo.

    What I'd really like to know is if this robotic scientist knows how to:

    clean the lab after a flood?

    Kiss up to the senior scientist by tying every result back to his/her favorite theory?

    Finding those tenuous connections that justify citing its own unrelated work as much as possible?

    Translate between "Journal Speak" and English (i.e. numerous trials = we tried it twice; obviously = so I've heard, but I couldn't say why)?

    Ask a poiniant question in seminar, like "Sir, your work on high temperature superconducters is very interesting, and there seem to be some obvious implications to my own work on yeast gene sequencing, which I'm sure you're completely familiar with. Would you care to comment on a few of the most important ones, or should I just keep talking about myself for the next ten minutes?"

  62. Patenting Science and Research by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    You realise that this means they could patent the scientific process, when it is carried out by a machine.

    And then it is just a short step using this to stop scientific research unless they get a cut, because it would be unauthorized use of their patented processes and methods. Even if implemented in a biological system like a brain

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    1. Re:Patenting Science and Research by SilentOne · · Score: 0

      I don't think that finding cases of prior art would be too difficult in this case.

    2. Re:Patenting Science and Research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who modded this interesting. It means no such thing. They can patent this particular implementation of the scientific process. Nothing more, nothing less. And if they do so, then they have to publish how it works, which means that a couple of decades down the line, everybody will have free access to this technology.

    3. Re:Patenting Science and Research by Alien54 · · Score: 1
      I sort of meant this tongue in cheek. Of course, it would be absurd to patent the Scientific method. On the other hand, we have seen other similar absurd patents, so why not this one? I can't wait for the idiots to put it through. You know some lawyer would chomp at the bit to do this. Imagine all of the money he could make suing for infringement.

      Imagine becoming the SCO of modern science.

      nah ..... could never happen

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    4. Re:Patenting Science and Research by ryanjensen · · Score: 1

      Scientists, if the scientific method were patented for this invention, could still use the scientific method -- they just couldn't automate it with a machine. I see no problem in getting a patent for the "Scientific Method using Automated Robotic Mechanisms". No problem, meaning, the PO would grant it.

    5. Re:Patenting Science and Research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how SMARMy of you.

  63. We have invented machines that work for us... by nickol · · Score: 1

    Now we have robots to think for us. Great. All we have to do is to have some beer and relax... no, wait. We need machines that will take beer and relax for us.

  64. Now, if it could only by Pan+T.+Hose · · Score: 1
    An anonymous reader writes "From the Boston Globe: 'Researchers said yesterday that they have created the world's first robotic scientist, a system that can form theories, devise experiments, and then carry out the experiments almost entirely without human help.' Now, if it could file patents and lawsuits, it would be ready to enter today's world of technology."

    Now, if it could only invent a scientist who... Oh, dear God! My brain!

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  65. Robot Scientist by AviLazar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't know, maybe it won't invent the cure for cancer, maybe it won't be able to decode the sequence and meanings of life - but just like a calculator, it will automate known procedures. This will, at the very least, increase the efficiency of what human scientists can do. I agree, it is limited to what it has been programmed to do. The AI portion is probably not advanced enough to figure out extremly complex, unknown issues (and it probably doesn't get things like 'hunches.'). But considering that figuring out how yeast cells work is a lot more complex then a calculator, it is still an impressive piece of technology, that will (hopefully) help scientists out. -Avi

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  66. Neither can a pen by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    but it can be used to write a patent letter by a human...

  67. can it develop new ideas? by stinky_hippie · · Score: 1

    It seems that all this is good for is analyzing data and producing solutions to known problems. As was stated in the article, the 'robot scientist' is bound by the rules programmed into it and and the data which is fed into it. I really don't see how this thing could (1) develop a brand new theory, (2) design an experiment to test the theory, (3) carry-out said experiment, and (4) if the experiment fails then figure out why it failed and learn from that. So far as I know, those tasks are still better left to genuine humans. Also, isn't the fun of science to do all of that yourself, not just sit back and wait for a computer to spit out a solved theory? Don't get me wrong, I think it's a really cool geek-ish invention, but it's kinda like developing a 150HP riding lawn mower. Sure it sounds great to mow your lawn at 100+ MPH, it'd only take 5 minutes, but how practical is it?

  68. Computer... by w3weasel · · Score: 1
    Computer, hypothesize...
    What effect will a static warp shell charged with inverse tacheons have on the surrounding nebula?
    working....
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  69. God help us all by The+Angry+Mick · · Score: 1

    Very cool, but:

    Now, if it could file patents and lawsuits

    God help us all if this ever happens. I shudder at the thought of a litigator with the tenacity of a Terminator . . .

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  70. What about Eurisko? by mangu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do a google for "lenat" and "eurisko" and you'll find a system that did this thirty years ago. Designed by Doug Lenat, Eurisko was a software that created and tested new mathematical theorems. Didn't evolve much after that, because there's a lot more to science than just creating and proving theorems.

  71. Nah, that's a robot lawyer. by kabocox · · Score: 1

    Now, if it could file patents and lawsuits, it would be ready to enter today's world of technology.

    Come on that's a lawyer's job. Scientist's just discover stuff. They don't actually get to sell it or make money. Some one else either their corporate sponsor, the government, the unviersity they work for, or the "business partner" that they are working with will file the patents and handle the lawsuits until it is time to dump the orginial scientist.

  72. Yes, but... by percepto · · Score: 1
    can it write grant applications??

    If so, I want one!

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    The term "outside the box" is squarely within the box at this point.

  73. Yeah, but.... by bloggins02 · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...what would happen if he decided to become a Creationist? Wouldn't that be embarrassing! ;-)

    1. Re:Yeah, but.... by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      Impossible. Creationism isn't science.

    2. Re:Yeah, but.... by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 1

      It would be completely rational for the robot to conclude that it was in fact a product of intelligent creation and not evolution.

  74. bad science by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    The inventors claim its brain is bound by "the rules of science". There's only two rules to science:

    1> A statement is scientific only if it is falsifiable (ie. a test could be proposed which the statement could possibly fail).

    2> Scientific tests are repeatable with identical results.

    Of course, the Universe enforces rule . Rule is the fundamental axiom of faith in science's religion (it's not a scientific statement itself, as it's not falsifiable): "Logical Positivism". I have yet to hear how a deterministic robot demonstrates faith as it executes theorization.

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  75. We we have a robotic file downloder by Darth23 · · Score: 1

    then I'll be impressed. Something to search irc, kazaa, edonket, bittorrent and, of course, the web, and look for suff I might want to see or hear and get download it for me, properly file and name it, and intelligently create CD and DVD collections of data while I'm sleep or at work. Oh, and it should also load the DVDR itself and put new discs in. and order more online for the mest price when I run low.

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  76. That's old news. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The latest is that the robot scientist position has been outsourced to India, where the yearly maintenance is only half as much.

  77. MOO by jpatters · · Score: 3, Funny

    Everyone knows that Android Scientist tech is totally useless, because it perminately takes up a population slot and can't be moved to another job. Now, if we could successfully research Autolabs, we could really leap ahead of the Klackons, and maybe even keep up with the Psilons!

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    1. Re:MOO by jakob_grimm · · Score: 1

      This is the first thing I thought of, too. Scary!

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  78. The first action of the robot scientist by sita · · Score: 1

    In related news, the first action of the robot scientist was to post frist post comments on Slashdot.

  79. Bad punctuation by Colonel+Cholling · · Score: 1

    Wow, I think that's a record even for slashdot. Three posts in a row that can't get the its--it's distinction down.

    <strongbad>Okay, I'm only going to say this once: "If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if you want it to be a contraction it's I-T-apostrophe-S."</strongbad>

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    1. Re:Bad punctuation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that I can't get the apostrophe in the right spot, i just don't care in the case of Its it's and its', primarily because its and its' both look weird to me so i don't use them except in important coursework, except not even then usually because my engineering professors so far are more interested in what your idea and presintation is, not where you put your apostophe (sp?)

  80. Quine by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

    Yes, but we're waiting for them to produce a quine--a scientist program that, when compiled and run, decides to invent a scientist, which, when compiled and run, will decide to invent a scientist, which...on second thought, maybe that's not so useful. Mostly because the successive invented scientists won't be able to get published--reviewers will cite prior art. :)

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  81. Finally... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientists find a way to reproduce.

    -Wayne

  82. Skynet goes online... by meltoast · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    On January 14th 2004, Skynet went online.

    So do the missiles launch today?

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  83. Fool me once, shame on you... by gertsenl · · Score: 1

    Ok, ok, remote control monkeys and laser cheese slicing I bought, but you /. pranksters are going too far this time. Robotic scientists! Hah! ::wanders off mumbling to self::

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  84. We do not form theories. by paiute · · Score: 1

    You should be disqualified from writing or reporting on science if you cannot master the basics of the vocabulary. Scientists do not form theories. They form hypotheses. Then they experiment to test the hypotheses. Hypotheses which are not disproven by a body of observations may be promoted to theory.

    For Christ's sake, if Peter Hotton kept calling a 2x4 a sheet of plywood, they'd fire his ass.

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  85. moving soon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to India where it will be paid much cheaper

  86. I won't believe it by migloo · · Score: 1

    I won't believe it until that robot invents a real workable human scientist.

  87. Too much MOO2! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I could thing when I read this story was "ALLRIGHT!! We got an Autolab..that's gotta be worth 30 research points."

  88. This is precisely why they should patent it by xant · · Score: 1

    If they have the common good in their interests, they really should patent this process, then place the patent in the commons. (I'm not sure how this process works with patents, but I'm confident it can be done somehow.) To do so would be to protect future generations from patent mischief with this application.

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  89. Ow! Ouch! by inode_buddha · · Score: 1

    Bad enough that my Cartesian Doubt unit was going, but now I have to have my Epistemology out too! This robot is recursive in *so* many ways wrt scientific thought that I'm kind of boggled for the rest of the morning, so I'll bbl.

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  90. Artificial Stupidity by Mr+Pippin · · Score: 1
    Hmmm, I think we are closer to delivering on Artificial Stupidity than Artificial Intelligence. Of course, many would counter that to build Artificial Intelligence, don't you need an example of Real Intelligence?

    http://www3.sympatico.ca/sarrazip/nasa.html

  91. Hopefully this one stays in the lab. by EyeSavedLatin · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know the article said this robot had no mobility, but just imagine if it bred with this robot and escaped!

  92. Does this mean the end of easy lab work? by kabocox · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This could be wonderful news for the advancement of science in general. Most of it is trial and error. Mix these 2 together and see if has the desired effect. There may be 10 or 20 thousand combinations to try. That's what experimental science is all about. Now if a grad student could just setup one of these things to test all combinations until either the wanted result appears, interesting things not predicted happen, or favorable or disfavorable results happen that could be useful else where. I could see a robot testing combinations until a given event is true. How would software flag "interesting results?"

    Example: Scientist is looking for non-stick film to apply to pots. Robot is testing combinations. Does it notify the scientist if say this combination makes the pot super conductive, but things still stick to it?

  93. Scientists Invent Scientist by phunster · · Score: 0

    Finally an answer to outsourcing

  94. Urban legend of serendipity by G4from128k · · Score: 1

    Some of the most profound discoveries in science are due to pure serindipity (ex; penicillin.)

    Not so. If you research the history of Fleming, you will discover that he was deliberately looking for antibiotics, deliberately searching for new speciesof microorganism, and deliberately studying the interactions of micro-organisms. For example, he studied the interactions of different molds and bacteria by creating "germ paintings" by using different strains to create different colors. Although stories suggest that he may have "accidentally" found the mold that created penicillin, he deliberately left petri dishes uncovered in order to catch new and potentially interesting species. And it was only his years of training and his intentions to find an antibiotic that enabled him to recognize penicillin for what it was.

    Although chance played a role, I would hardly call Fleming's deliberate search for new antibiotics as a serendipitous discovery. And if you really delve into the histories of other inventors, you will often find similar stories in which the inventor took very deliberate steps to create and exploit so-called serendipity.

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  95. This'll work brilliantly by Kippesoep · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Just like the "programmer creates programmer" thing. Code generators have been around for ages, but I have yet to see a program that can think up a program for itself (or even turn a requirements-document into actual working software).

  96. Uh oh by greenhide · · Score: 1

    It was bad enough when we just had humans scientists playing God.

    Imagine what happens when robot scientists play God?

    "The results of our experiment were unfortunate. Fortunately, we robots do not actually need there to be oxygen in the atmosphere in order to live, so the damaging effects were limited to a subset of more primitive beings."

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  97. Robot Genetics by LagDemon · · Score: 1

    You know, the great thing about robots doing genetic type engineering experiments, is that now one major flaw in genetic engineering stuff is fixed. You never have to worry about modified stuff escaping. If at any point there is a problem, just activate the lab's self-destruct (Your lab does have a self-destruct, doesn't it?) You dont even have to worry about the scientists escaping. (Then again, that wasn't much of a worry for me in old labs either)

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  98. Short lived by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This scientist will only last as long as it takes for it to form a hypothesis about its power cord.

  99. Mistakes by keot · · Score: 1

    weren't most scientific breakthrough's made by mistakes?
    don't robots make very few mistakes?

  100. The first robotic lawsuit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, if it could file patents and lawsuits, it would be ready to enter today's world of technology.

    It doesn't work too well, but it exists today. Who else do you think is behind the SCO legal team?

  101. Oh great by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Just what we need, an H1B-in-a-box.

  102. New Slashdotism? by Libertarian_Geek · · Score: 1

    It's just Scientists all the way down.

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  103. Can it write papers? by jmerelo · · Score: 1

    And get them published?

  104. I for one by lavalyn · · Score: 2, Funny

    welcome our Turing-complete overlords.

    Or not, since in the end they will all fall over trying to determine whether the halting problem has been accounted for in their theory-making systems.

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  105. Liar by August_zero · · Score: 1

    Intersting, but sort boring

    Create a machine that will lie and cheat or partake in other acts of self-preservation and I will be impressed.

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  106. geez, this is easy! by shren · · Score: 1

    I could have made a computerized scientist, no problem. All you have to do is con a university into giving it a teaching position, and then it can claim the work of it's grad students. Easy.

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  107. OT: It's not that hard by theCoder · · Score: 1

    First of all, there is no "its'". Second it is exteremely easy to know which to use: whenever you're writing and you don't know which to use, think "could I use 'it is' instead?" If so, then use "it's". If not, then use "its". A little though now and again when you're writing is not a bad thing, and grammer rules do play an important part in conveying your message. If you do not follow them, then others will tend to discount what you're saying (less so on the Internet, but more so in formal coursework -- even by engineering professors).

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    1. Re:OT: It's not that hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      grammer rules do play an important part in conveying your message.
      So do spelling rules.
    2. Re:OT: It's not that hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You could give it a little though, but I'd give it a little thought instead.

      I love this problem, noun posession and pronoun posession are backwards for no good reason, for example:

      Franks: multiple guys named Frank
      Frank's: Frank possesses something
      Its: Its possesses something
      It's: It is

      If you were making up these rules, trying to think of ways to confuse people, you'd be hard pressed to do a better job than the guy who wrote that one.

    3. Re:OT: It's not that hard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I love this problem, noun posession and pronoun posession are backwards for no good reason
      They aren't "backwards." If they were backwards, then "it's" would mean "they" or "them."
      Frank's: Frank possesses something
      Or "Frank is." Just like "it's" means "it is." Not confusing at all.
      If you were making up these rules, trying to think of ways to confuse people, you'd be hard pressed to do a better job than the guy who wrote that one.
      It's only confusing if you forget that "it" is a pronoun. Pronouns never take apostrophe-s to denote possession.

      he/him --> his (not he's or him's)
      she/her --> her (not she's or her's)
      it --> its (not it's)
      we/us --> our (not we's or us's)
      they/them --> their (not they's or them's)

  108. First IT goes to India, then by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    Science will be done by robots (like it already isn't) and a high school drop out makes $50k a year as a garbage collector, because the simple act of walking to a garbage can, dragging it to the truck and clipping it onto lifting hooks, pulling the "Empty" lever, then dragging the cans back to the sidewalk is TOO complicated for a friggin robot, and too physically demanding for a computer geek.

    So, Bubba the semiliterate high school football hero gets a job as a cop and will beat the crap out of Mr Science and Miss Silicon, toss their sorry hides in jail, while the high school drop out collect the ratty belongings and toss them into th crusher along with all the other junk they appropriate from the homeless.

    Mr Cop and Mr Garbage are both testosterone poisoned pinheads, and vote in a succession of fascist governments, which are all run for the benefit of the rich and powerful so Mr Cop and Mr Garbage can feed off the measly scraps their overlords throw them.

    It's the feudal period all over again, only with robots for a professional class: everything else is either fascist overlord or peasant.

    My kind of place...

    RS

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  109. But can it write grant proposals? by Wilk4 · · Score: 2, Funny
    but can it write grant proposals?

    The *true* test of a modern robot-scientist is getting money ...

    Of course, some might say that even the proverbial room of monkeys with typewriters throwing feces could produce something incomprehensible enough to seem like genius to grant committees... Considering some of the things that have gotten money in the past, the level of writing competence for the robot to get money for it's experiments might be really low. ;-)

  110. Not the robot scientist's job by The+I+Shing · · Score: 1

    Automatically filing patents and lawuits is the job of the robot lawyer.

    Automatically standing around and hindering the robot scientist's work by asking for progress reports every fifteen minutes is the job of the robot project manager.

    Automatically asking "What exactly is it you do, again?" is the job of the robot girl at the robot bar where the robot scientist hangs out after work.

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  111. First customer should be.... by huckamania · · Score: 1

    the Patent Office. If this machine can come up with a patented design, then the patent should be revoked. After all, I don't think patent law applies to machines. It looks like patent law does not apply very well to the 21st century either which I'm sure will be discussed ad naseum.

    So I might as well get my .02 in now...

    Patent law is pretty much a relic at this moment in history. Doesn't mean that it is going away but getting around it is pretty simple. After all, in what other day and age have people had so many resources available to build and create. I doubt that someone who makes their own DVR is going to be sued by TIVO or who ever has the stick these days. The same goes for most other things. No patent is stopping you from building your own MP3 player or VHS/CD/DVD burner. It may stop you from mass producing a device and selling it, but only if you live in a country that enforces patents.

    Speaking of China, they have started to circumvent patents legally by creating their own standards. I don't know all the details, but if China can do something like this then why can't other countries, like India or France. Eventually, some technical country like Japan or the US will follow suit. If there is an economic advantage to having patent-less designs then I'm sure that eventually they will become the norm around the globe. Even the lawyers will know when the time is up for patents. OK, that might be stretching it a bit.

  112. Robot Scientist by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    I guess those Scientists just created their replacements? Why outsource to India when a robot can do the job much cheaper? The robot also would not sleep, take vacations, complain, or require benefits. :)

    Maybe we can finally get an unbiased opinion on the heated debate on Evolution verses Intelligent Design? :) Let the robot, which does not have a religion or opinions, do the work.

    Just watch the robot carefully so that it does not create an army of robots that look like Arnold Schwarzenegger and build Skynet. ;)

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  113. Welsh names by Rupert · · Score: 1

    Abtzppkkkf is a rotten attempt at a fake welsh place name. You should have tried Abbwpwllgelli, or Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantisilio gogogoch, or Bedwelty.

    On second thoughts, no one will believe the middle one. Best to stick with Tonypandy.

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  114. Can it fake data too ? by andy666 · · Score: 1

    Because that is an important part of being a scientist today, at least if you want to get lots of grant money.

  115. We call this self worship by servicepack158 · · Score: 1

    They think they are god or something? trying to create themselves :) that's funny. FIX CANCER and AIDS already.

  116. Lab Work is Drudge Work by kimbly · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Lots of people are commenting that this isn't that useful because the robot won't come up with new scientific breakthroughs. But I suspect that none of these people have actually done biotech lab work.

    Lab work largely consists of doing the same thing over and over and over and over. My partner is doing a PhD in molecular biology, and I have spent more than a few nights and weekends helping her by being a robot. For example, one Sunday I spent about 10 hours gathering "growth curve" data. This involves taking dozens of vials of growing yeast, and measuring their optical density every 2 hours or so. To do this, you take the vials out of a spinning wheel, put them in a tube holder, carry the tubes to a desk, put new tips on a pipette, mix the tubes to stir them up again, suck out some of the fluid, and squirt the fluid into a smaller tube. Then you put the large tubes back, carry the little tubes to the optical density device, insert them, run the measurement, print out the results, pull out the little tubes, put them in a styrofoam holder for posterity, and repeat.

    This process was incredibly labor intensive -- I had about 10 minutes of rest time every 2 hours, over the course of 10 hours. And after those 10 hours my partner took over and continued the process for another 10 hours.

    Not only would a robot have been a welcome relief to this process, we actually spent quite a while discussing the specific requirements and possible design of such a robot.

    A robot like this is useful because it provides the equivalent of a compiler and automated test suite. The interesting things in biological science do not come from grad students running through the grunt work manually -- they come from grad students using their brains to design the experiment and then analyze the results.

    Obviously this robot won't replace the grad students entirely. But it might let them be vastly more productive.

    1. Re:Lab Work is Drudge Work by Zurk · · Score: 1

      good god man. just buy a $600 BASIC programmable robot arm off the shelf and have it do all that.
      you just have to program it once and let it work over and over again. theres really no need for you to be doing stupid shit like this for hours on end. its 2004.
      heres some :
      http://www.lynxmotion.com/Category.aspx?Categor yID =25
      Lynx 6 Robotic Arm Combo Kit for PC (serial port)
      Description -
      Easy! Windows program included; no programming required.
      This product includes everything you need to control the arm from a personal computer.
      RoboMotion (L6) is included for advanced control using an X, Y, Z grid for gripper positioning.
      Part# [ L6AC-KT ] $355.32

      or try
      http://www.robix.com/default.html
      for a better $550 robot arm which can do chemistry as well.
      http://www.robix.com/chemist_project0.html

    2. Re:Lab Work is Drudge Work by kimbly · · Score: 1

      The problem is that all of this has to happen in different rooms. The spinning wheel has to be in a temperature-controlled room (there were actually two different wheels, in two different rooms with different temperatures). The pipettes and bench are in another room, and the optical density measurement device is in yet another room, because it's shared between multiple labs.

      There are fully automated labs where everything is set up in a more machine-friendly way, but they're much more expensive. More expensive than grad students, anyway.

      Also, don't understimate the difficulty of programming a robot arm to manipulate all this stuff. It requires a combination of force (you sometimes have to push hard to get things in), and judgement (if you push in the wrong way, you'll just crush them).

    3. Re:Lab Work is Drudge Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah... you must not work in a normal lab.

      Believe me, there are a lot of protocols in biochem
      and other bioscience fields that are just as slow
      as the orginal poster mentioned.
      And there is no way they will be replaced by automated systems, because the funding just isn't there.

      Competition for grants is intense, and if you come from a less than top-notch lab, you will make up for the shortfall in funding automated systems by becoming the work mule. As stimulating as pumping gas, but not as well paying :)

      (Part of why I am getting into bioinformatics away from bench work in biochemistry...I need mental stimulation or I get very depressed.)

    4. Re:Lab Work is Drudge Work by Mac+Degger · · Score: 1

      And that is why it's very usefull to keep on friendly terms with the mechanical engineers :)

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  117. works in that field by Goldsmith · · Score: 1

    as far as functional genetics goes, this seems reasonable. All they want it to do is add and subtract bits of DNA and see what comes out.

    This is evidently a common approach in biology. It would probably work for some types of chemistry as well, but this type of robot would not work well in physics. I would enjoy having a robot to solder all my leads for me, but most of what I do is non-repetitive and requires creative thinking constantly. (Besides, we have undergraduates for the repetitive tasks, they're probably cheaper than a robot as well.)

  118. One Fatal Flaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is indeed an impressive creation. Imagine, an artificial intelligence furthering the cause of human research, superior to mere mortals in every way. BUT, I ask you... ...can it feel...love?

  119. Halting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a Turing Machine that I want to ask this scientist whether or not it halts.

  120. A scientist welcoming a colleague by Brown+Eggs · · Score: 1

    As a scientist in the biological/biophysical sciences, I for one welcome this new tool/colleague. I anticipate that it WILL replace many scientists. The reason? While many people accurately state that much innovation arises from scientists following a curiosity, or toying with some unknown variable, a huge chunk of scientist do nothing more than churn out the same kind of data and experiments that this robot is capable of. Instead of hubris, in assuming that this machine could never replace all scientist, we should be ashamed at the fact that it COULD replace a huge chunk of them. In fact, as an example, take a look at Bharat Aggarwal's lab. Even the last 100 papers he has published (no exaggeration btw) are all carbon copies of each other, with a particular pharmaceutical compound or protein of interest substituted in. I dare say that a robot and a not-so-advanced computer could produce all his data AND his papers :)

  121. Skynet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Found in the Sierra Army Depot, a bit northwest of Klamath.

  122. Scientists reproduce! by ajrs · · Score: 1

    Scientists tired of not getting any prove they don't need it.

  123. Cylons by eomnimedia · · Score: 1

    "Fleeing from the Scientist Tyranny, the last Battlestar, Galactica, leads a rag-tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest...."

    Oh, never mind.

  124. Much of genetic work is search by Animats · · Score: 1
    This is basically a search algorithm with an experimental component. That's a very reasonable thing to automate.

    Biotech labs will have farms of machines like this, communicating on a network and updating the search plan. They'll run continuously, so things will happen faster than they do with people. It's like genome sequencing, which is mostly robotic now.

    Of course, what this all reflects is that biotech doesn't know enough yet to do engineering design. They have to do a vast amount of trial and error to get results. Think for a moment about what "recombinant DNA" work really is. Someday there may be real genetic engineering, but not yet.

  125. Possible. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SCIENTIST: Today we are going to attempt to turn our robotic scientist into a Creationist.

    Robot is ushered in to the room.

    SCIENTIST: Now if you will all watch as I activate the electromagnets located on either side of the robot head where the eBrain is located... I throw the switch and... muay, glavin with the sparking and the clanging and the hey, hey, I formatted the hard drive....%$&*#@$ NO CARRIER

  126. Re:What they have discovered is that enough 3GHz C by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    are a close approximation of an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, not only will you eventualy get Shakespere but some cool research papers as well :-)"

    Just out of curiosity, with todays computing power, can/has that sort of thing be done? Is there a program I can run on my computer to randomize text in a manner that would go through all possible combinations of letter/length combinations?

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  127. Yakov Smirnoff called ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He wants his IP back.

    1. Re:Yakov Smirnoff called ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ok, it is 66.96.90.181

  128. Re:It's [sic] first invention by ryanjensen · · Score: 1

    Everyone should now go out and see the movie Bicentennial Man starring Robin Williams. NOW!

  129. "Robot Research Assistant" by Dukael_Mikakis · · Score: 1

    Now, if it could file patents and lawsuits, it would be ready to enter today's world of technology.

    Oh, snap!

    the system, dubbed the "Robot Scientist" by its creators,

    These guys invent possibly the most creative computer setup so far and this is their title for it?

    This seems especially true when the actual name should be "Robot Research Assistant". Yes, this thing will do many of the things that biology students would do, but that spoils so many things. First of all, they say that the machine is designed to follow the rules, and that's the very problem, and its greatest limitation. A true scientist is not going to be limited in this particular manner, rather feel free to work outside of the rules. This robot will be bound to some universe of rules and principles and not be free to discover something new. I.e. the "Robot Scientist" would prove time and again (perhaps in different manners) that Newtonian gravity was correct, but would be unable to theorize that quantum physics might exist. It took humans to figure that out.

    And the other problem is that by having robots take care of many of these experiments you are destroying one of the most valuable aspects of the educational process. Namely, allowing students to design, conduct, and analyze their own experiments. When I go to college and have to program an AI for Othello (something that has been done many times before), I don't do it to trailblaze, but to develop my programming ability. Likewise, when these biology students are running these experiments and conducting these tests, they are supposed to be gaining knowledge and experience regarding that nature of biology and experimentation. And likewise, since many of these students work for free (or little, or credit-hours), I don't really see a cost advantage (unless corporations ... but let's not think of that).

    It's cool, but I don't know what's going to happen as a result of it.

  130. If mega man taught me one thing by CrazyJim0 · · Score: 1

    Its that one mad scientist can create a robotic army.

  131. Deep Thought by guarddonkey · · Score: 1

    This is getting needlessly messianic