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  1. I NEED A DIGITAL CAMERA on Intel Hyperthreading In Reality · · Score: -1

    I hear the barbie cam in only $25. And it's PINK! WOOOOOO!#(*@$*^#%

    long live the queen.

  2. Re:2 0 0 2 on PA Supreme Court Decides if Reading Email==Wiretap · · Score: -1

    Fuck you a million times. Fuck you until your ass is red and raw. Fuck you with the stack of crusty tissues that are piled high in my trashcan.

  3. Re:First Google search result for "douche" on Google Allows Sponsored Rankings...In Ads · · Score: -1

    Hello, You are bidding on brand new 256 meg of PC133 SDRAM, 3.3 volt, unbuffered, 168 gold pin. 7 nanoseconds or less. This RAM is smoking fast! It employs Tiny BGA technolgy which makes the memory modules smaller and faster than conventional Micron DIMMS. It is 32x64 and will function in all AMD and Intel Motherboards compatible with SDRAM no matter whether your processor uses a 66, 100 or 133 FSB. The reason I am selling this memory: On a recent business trip to New York City, as I was walking through the red light district looking for a call girl, I was brutally beaten and gang-raped by a herd of homosexual midgets as they exited a gay bar. It was a dreary night. As I was shopping for a date, I heard the words, "Hey Hot Meat" coming from behind me. I turned around but still saw no one. Then I noticed the gleam of the leader elf's golden tooth. Before I could speak he threw a drop kick at me. Due to his lack of height, it caught me in my groin area and dropped me to my knees clutching my baby maker in pain. It was obvious he was well-trained in the martial arts. Then, this clan of flaming dwarfs dressed like flamino dancers swarmed me like chickens fighting over a worm sandwich.... Together they worked as a team trying to roll me on my belly. I resisted as long as I could. But finally they overturned me. One by one they took turns, each stealing his piece of my manly pride. The shame of this horrific encounter now keeps me a prisoner of my own home and I can no longer perform my duties as a Network Engineer! Enough! This is the RAM you want! Trust the Guru! Money Orders accepted, PayPal Preferred. Four dollars shipping!!!!!

  4. Re:compilers on What's Next in CPU Land after Itanium? · · Score: -1

    Hi. Are you aware that you have grabbed the ever so popular 'first post'? Celebrate, ingrate, or I shall be forced to remove your colon with a spatula.

  5. Re:Never mind that, everyone sing along! on Why Freenet is Complicated (or not) · · Score: -1

    Aye aye, Cap'n.
    What. The. Fuck.

  6. Re:Dog-Fucking Man on Excellent Hacks to the ReplayTV 4000 · · Score: -1

    That wasn't very wide, BUT YOUR ASSHOLE IS!

    dont use so many caps, using caps in like yelling.

  7. Re:MUCOBALLS! yes mucoballs on USAF Readies Laser of Death · · Score: -1

    If you're coughing up anything that smells like anus, there's a problem. If I ever meet you I will kick your ass.

  8. Re:Humor alert on Keeping Alien Samples Safe For Study · · Score: -1

    Uhhhhh... Hey... Uh, baby.. How's about me n you start a wildfire sometime eh?...

    Here is my pic

    LOL!! so A/S/L?

  9. Three Words.(12 words) on Keeping Alien Samples Safe For Study · · Score: -1

    First Vote Post.

    Beat that, rogue.

  10. Fuck Budapest! on FCC's Powell On Monopolies · · Score: -1

    Read More...
    No comments yet.
    Heart racing.
    Trolls racing for what is rightfully mine.
    20 seconds.
    Damn Taco.
    Damn him to hell.
    wo0t!(&*#!
    FP is mine!.....I hope...

  11. Re:Not as unreasonable as the tolerance of Islam on Are SPAM Blacklists Unreasonable? · · Score: -1

    Down with Zionism.

  12. p0st on Keeping Alien Samples Safe For Study · · Score: -1

    v0te v0te v0te, p0st p0st p0st. Ferst?

  13. Re:Hat Trick! on The Myth of Open Source Security Revisited v2.0 · · Score: -1

    *** Added *!*XPBOT@210.186.202.78 to ignore list
    *** Added *!*xtreme@210.186.202.78 to ignore list
    PING? PONG!PING? PONG!PING? PONG!PING? PONG!

  14. For the love of your mothers anus! on Slashback: Switchover, EULA, Perspectives · · Score: -1

    Quit letting me have FP! Cock gobblers!

  15. If this isn't an FP on 82-Year-Old Coder Trumps BT's Hyperlink Patent · · Score: -1

    I will eat the hymens of all your mothers.

  16. Re:primeira postagem! on KDE 3.0 Beta 2 is out · · Score: -1

    Cripes! Is that a hatrick for today?

  17. Re:fp fags on SourceForge Terms of Service Change, Users Unhappy · · Score: -1
  18. Mods? on Details of MSFT's Antitrust Lobbying · · Score: -1

    The parent is clearly anti-Microsoft. Please mod up accordingly.

  19. FP on No-Tech Schools In Tech Land · · Score: -1

    This is my FP. Bite it, lick it, suck it.

  20. Israel's Crimes Against Humanity(poor translation) on Is Comcast Intercepting Packets? · · Score: -1


    I want to focus for a moment on Israel's "crime against humanity" against the Palestinian People -- as determined by the U.N. Human Rights Commission itself, set up pursuant to the requirements of the United Nations Charter. What is a "crime against humanity"? This concept goes all the way back to the Nuremberg Charter of 1945 for the trial of the major Nazi war criminals. And in the Nuremberg Charter of 1945, drafted by the United States Government, there was created and inserted a new type of international crime specifically intended to deal with the Nazi persecution of the Jewish People.

    The paradigmatic example of a "crime against humanity" is what Hitler and the Nazis did to the Jewish People. This is where the concept of crime against humanity came from. And this is what the U.N. Human Rights Commission determined that Israel is currently doing to the Palestinian People: Crimes against humanity. Legally, just like what Hitler and the Nazis did to the Jews.

  21. Re:Remedy on Is Comcast Intercepting Packets? · · Score: -1

    Ho there! Ha! My First Post this time, rogue!

  22. First post i hopes. on Is Comcast Intercepting Packets? · · Score: -1

    Dedicated to Ralph Jew Hater Nader.

  23. Re:Is this a first post? on Linux on the iMac G4 · · Score: -1

    You did not just type 'LOL'.

  24. Re:fp on One Runtime To Bind Them All · · Score: -1

    Hi. Don't link to the goatman when he's down. Thanks.

  25. Re:AAAAAAARRRGH!!!! on Tracking Spam to the Source · · Score: -1

    One in a million shot, Doc, one in a million...