User: Fecal Troll Matter

Re:AAAAAAARRRGH!!!!

On: Tracking Spam to the Source

Yowch! Were you dipping your member into clam sauce so your dog would lick it?

Re:All Praises to the Prophet

On: Myth 2 Server Goes Open Source

I am drunmk. Film at elevern.

Re:I don't know about you...

On: Michi Henning on Computing Fallacies

Please touch my shlong.

Thanks in advance,
FTM

Re:Al Gore Did Not Create the Internet!!

On: Rolling DSL and Wireless Access Out In One Swoop

So, before you stupid Liberals and Democrats start taking credit for the Internet, just remember, It's not true!

Uh, it is true. What are you on boy? Smack?

Re:Mea Culpa

On: Bill Joy's Takes on C#

You know I love it when you talk dirty.

Re:Mea Culpa

On: Bill Joy's Takes on C#

No it wasn't. Your last post was a reply to your First Post. C# sucks.

Re:Now I have a use for my Goatse search program

On: Google Programming Contest

http://oralse.cx

Haha, stop kissing dirty men

On: What Kind of Books do You Want?

I like books burning in a pile as a lesson to those who support the inferior race.

ef pea.

On: De Icaza Responds on Mono and GNOME

Kudos to you, Captain, you really know how to make it happen.

Re:I NEED TO MAKE SOME CASH, SO I WILL POST SPAM H

On: NACI: Gov't of South Africa Pushes Open Source

I clicked there to start but nothing happened. Please fix this problem.

Re:Proofs Involving

On: Perl Foundation Awards Perl Development Grant to Larry Wall

Fuck you AC, fuck calculus, fuck AC's who reply to AC's, fuck Larry Wall.

Really defeat page widening...

On: Big Changes In Proposed U.S. Space Budget

Ignore the dumbasses who do it, and don't bitch about them. Then, and only then will your extra wide pages be no more.

Re:fp

On: Tom Lord's Decentralized Revision Control System

Velma's a lesbian.

Quick Change

On: RMS Asks Miguel to Explain Himself

This FP dedicated to Bill Murray.

Re:I HAVE THE FIRST POST!!!

On: mozilla.org Releases Mozilla 0.9.8

Heh. Heh. We're all laughing at your because you thought you had the first post, but instead you grabbed the two-million, nine-hundred and fifty-three thousand, six-hundred and fortieth post. Haw!

Re:Superbowl Commercials were great!

On: Byte Benchmarks Various Linux Trees

Fuck you, you fucking nigger spic.

Re:frist ps0t

On: The Napsterization of TV

I told the witch doctor I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me too
And then the witch doctor, he told me what to do
He said that ....
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Walla walla, bing bang...
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Walla walla, bing bang
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
And then the witch doctor, he gave me this advice
He said to ...
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Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang...
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Now, you've been keeping love from me
Just like you were a miser
And I'll admit I wasn't very smart
So I went out and found myself
A guy that's so much wiser
And he taught me the way to win your heart
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to say
My friend the witch doctor, he taught me what to do
I know that you'll be mine when I say this to you
Oh, Baby ....
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang...
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

Re:Why page widening is evil

On: WinInformant Says Windows More Secure Than Linux

Who is nihilist_1137 and how does he get so many stories submitted?

Re:+5 Insightful

On: The Coldest March

I agree with this post.

I've been to Brooklyn...

On: The Coldest March

But only in the daytime.

Re:OOOH CECILLLLIAAA

On: Designing Multiplayer Game Engines?

King Missle was way cool. Still are. No wonder there are so many detachable penises.

Re:Slashdot -- GAYS AHOY!!

On: Designing Multiplayer Game Engines?

I will eat your children and fuck you till you love me.

Fecal Troll
Student of Goat
University of y3r m0m/\/\a

OOOH CECILLLLIAAA

On: Designing Multiplayer Game Engines?

you're breaking my heart!

The Safety Dance

On: Leonard Kleinrock On The Origins of Packet Switching

The Safety Dance - Men Without Hats

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine

Say, we can go where we want to, a place that they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance

We can go when we want to, the night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
And surprise them with the victory cry

Say, we can act if we want to, if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude or totally removed
And I can act like an imbecile

Say we can dance, we can dance
Everything's out of control
We can dance, we can dance
They're doing it from pole to pole
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance
Everybody taken the chance

The safety dance
The safety dance
The safety dance

We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it we are never going to lose it
And everything will work out right

Say, we can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
'Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
well they're no friend of mine

Re:(almost) first post... sorta

On: (Almost) Free Movies On-Line... Sorta

I will eat your children.