For the first "didnt you read the article" comment. I wish we could set the maximum chars for stories field as it truly s0x0rs to have to scroll so fucking far down to get to the juicy troll tidbits.
Anonymous coward died messily today in a pool of its
own feces at the tender IQ of 58.
Sources close to the fag say that he died in a gay
penis festival gone horribly awry.
Timothy Henchfaglet, another close asshumping
homosexual friend of the AC, said he died while jumping from a 3 foot
step ladder onto a 48 inch didlo held erect
by the cum guzzling queer-extroardinaire, michael "the censor" sims.
Anonymous coward died messily today in a pool of its
own feces at the tender IQ of 58.
Sources close to the fag say that he died in a gay
penis festival gone horribly awry.
Timothy Henchfaglet, another close asshumping
homosexual friend of the AC, said he died while jumping from a 3 foot
step ladder onto a 48 inch didlo held erect
by the cum guzzling queer-extroardinaire, michael "the censor" sims.
Perhaps you are confused. Let me help: I am right,
irrevocably and unendingly, and you are a wrong
little turd polishing camel fucking unwashed cum
drooling penis sheathing fag.
That new edger on my 3-stroke Ryobi (john deere)
is just fcukign fantastic! I mean jeses fucking
raspberries! It is queit and powerful and even more
even efficient that the older two stroke technology
of my fathers day! I read that it causes less pollutione
than electirc too, when you factor in all the powre
plants that make the juice.
Anonymous coward died messily today in a pool of its
own feces at the tender IQ of 58.
Sources close to the fag say that he died in a gay
penis festival gone horribly awry.
Timothy Henchfaglet, another close asshumping
homosexual friend of the AC, said he died while jumping from a 3 foot
step ladder onto a 48 inch didlo held erect
by the cum guzzling queer-extroardinaire, michael the censor.
Anonymous coward died messily today in a pool of its
own feces at the tender IQ of 58.
Sources close to the fag say that he died in a gay
penis festival gone horribly awry.
Timothy Henchfaglet, another close asshumping
homosexual friend of the AC, said he died while jumping from a 3 foot
step ladder onto a 48 inch didlo held erect
by the cum guzzling queer-extroardinaire, michael the censor.
The new edger attachement on my 3-stroke Ryobi (john deere) is just fcukign fantastic! I mean jeses fucking raspberries! It is queit and powerful and even more even efficient that the older two stroke technology of my fathers day! I read that it causes less pollutione than electirc too, when you factor in all the powre plants that make the juice.
That new edger on my 3-stroke Ryobi (john deere) is just fcukign fantastic! I mean jeses fucking raspberries! It is queit and powerful and eve
n more even efficient that the older two stroke technology of my fathers day! I read that it causes less pollutione than electirc too, when you f
actor in all the powre plants that make the juice.
Thank your for my rightful homage. There is the matter of stealing that "clam fucker" thing from me. I think every phrase you have posted here on this weblog was either stolen or modeled after my witty repartee. I guess that is the signal of your reverence for my greatness, yes? In all fairness, you did come up with the scrotum thing, buts that is prolly becuase you dont have any nuts and drwam about having some fucking sack.
My testes, by contrast, have diameters measured in astronomic units. I have so much fucking sac, as they say, that they dont know what to say.
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YeeeeFuckingHaaaaw! (c) Spork_Testicle, 2001
Occasonaly you are acctually funny! One question: Shouldnt you have said "acctheptanthe"??
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95 festering maggots,
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94 brainwashed puddle scum left on the wall.
Anonymous coward died messily today in a pool of its own feces at the tender IQ of 58. Sources close to the fag say that he died in a gay penis festival gone horribly awry. Timothy Henchfaglet, another close asshumping homosexual friend of the AC, said he died while jumping from a 3 foot step ladder onto a 48 inch didlo held erect by the cum guzzling queer-extroardinaire, michael "the censor" sims.
How the fuck are you spastic fuck?
How is the gf Jackie?
cm? Is that you, you little cumguzzling turdburgling unwashed pink skirted la la dancing twatch sniffing fag?
She looks like the frigid type to me, and believe me as I have alot of experience with wimins.
You fucking rock!
Mad properllez!
Anonymous coward died messily today in a pool of its own feces at the tender IQ of 58. Sources close to the fag say that he died in a gay penis festival gone horribly awry. Timothy Henchfaglet, another close asshumping homosexual friend of the AC, said he died while jumping from a 3 foot step ladder onto a 48 inch didlo held erect by the cum guzzling queer-extroardinaire, michael "the censor" sims.
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That new edger on my 3-stroke Ryobi (john deere) is just fcukign fantastic! I mean jeses fucking raspberries! It is queit and powerful and even more even efficient that the older two stroke technology of my fathers day! I read that it causes less pollutione than electirc too, when you factor in all the powre plants that make the juice.
YeeeeFuckingHaaaaw (c) 2001 Spork_Testicle
Anonymous coward died messily today in a pool of its own feces at the tender IQ of 58. Sources close to the fag say that he died in a gay penis festival gone horribly awry. Timothy Henchfaglet, another close asshumping homosexual friend of the AC, said he died while jumping from a 3 foot step ladder onto a 48 inch didlo held erect by the cum guzzling queer-extroardinaire, michael the censor.
In other news:
Anonymous Coward Dies at IQ 58
Anonymous coward died messily today in a pool of its own feces at the tender IQ of 58. Sources close to the fag say that he died in a gay penis festival gone horribly awry. Timothy Henchfaglet, another close asshumping homosexual friend of the AC, said he died while jumping from a 3 foot step ladder onto a 48 inch didlo held erect by the cum guzzling queer-extroardinaire, michael the censor.
The new edger attachement on my 3-stroke Ryobi (john deere) is just fcukign fantastic! I mean jeses fucking raspberries! It is queit and powerful and even more even efficient that the older two stroke technology of my fathers day! I read that it causes less pollutione than electirc too, when you factor in all the powre plants that make the juice.
Whassup my homies? Stick it inya!
YeeeFuckingHaaaw! (c) 2001, Spork_Testicle
How the fuck are you spastic hell!
That new edger on my 3-stroke Ryobi (john deere) is just fcukign fantastic! I mean jeses fucking raspberries! It is queit and powerful and eve n more even efficient that the older two stroke technology of my fathers day! I read that it causes less pollutione than electirc too, when you f actor in all the powre plants that make the juice.
99 Towel Heads Up On The Wall
99 Sheep fucking twits,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
98 Rag Heads left on the Wall.
98 Cumlicking Chickenshits on the Wall,
98 Camel sucking penis stuffers,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
97 slimy turds left on the wall.
97 Raghead Swine on the wall,
97 Shit Encrusted pukes,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
96 flea harbors left on the wall.
96 Moronic idol polishers on the wall,
96 pink skirted sphincter tasters,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
95 pillow biters left on the wall.
95 pustuled penis suckers on the wall,
95 festering maggots,
You shoot one down,
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94 brainwashed puddle scum left on the wall.
Holy Fuck! Nonnegative karma! Jesus fucking sandpaper, that is fucking cool!
You goo girl!
YeeeeFuckingHaaaaw! (c) 2001 Spork_Testicle.
99 Towel Heads Up On The Wall
99 Sheep fucking twits,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
98 Rag Heads left on the Wall.
98 Cumlicking Chickenshits on the Wall,
98 Camel sucking penis stuffers,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
97 slimy turds left on the wall.
97 Raghead Swine on the wall,
97 Shit Encrusted pukes,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
96 flea harbors left on the wall.
96 Moronic idol polishers on the wall,
96 pink skirted sphincter tasters,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
95 pillow biters left on the wall.
95 pustuled penis suckers on the wall,
95 festering maggots,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
94 brainwashed puddle scum left on the wall.
99 Towel Heads Up On The Wall
99 Sheep fucking twits,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
98 Rag Heads left on the Wall.
98 Cumlicking Chickenshits on the Wall,
98 Camel sucking penis stuffers,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
97 slimy turds left on the wall.
97 Raghead Swine on the wall,
97 Shit Encrusted pukes,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
96 flea harbors left on the wall.
96 Moronic idol polishers on the wall,
96 pink skirted sphincter tasters,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
95 pillow biters left on the wall.
95 pustuled penis suckers on the wall,
95 festering maggots,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
94 brainwashed puddle scum left on the wall.
I claim this first post for sporks everywhere! Get it inya!
My testes, by contrast, have diameters measured in astronomic units. I have so much fucking sac, as they say, that they dont know what to say.
Is.
The.
Man???
YeeeeFuckingHaaaaaaw!
Get it the fuck in ya!