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  1. 99 Towel Head Devil Worshippers on the Wall ... on Transmeta Goes Embedded · · Score: -1


    99 Towel Heads Up On The Wall ...
    99 Sheep fucking twits,
    You shoot one down,
    You kick it around,
    98 Rag Heads left on the Wall.


    98 Cumlicking Chickenshits on the Wall,
    98 Camel sucking penis stuffers,
    You shoot one down,
    You kick it around,
    97 slimy turds left on the wall.


    97 Raghead Swine on the wall,
    97 Shit Encrusted pukes,
    You shoot one down,
    You kick it around,
    96 flea harbors left on the wall.


    96 Moronic idol polishers on the wall,
    96 pink skirted sphincter tasters,
    You shoot one down,
    You kick it around,
    95 pillow biters left on the wall.

  2. 99 Morally Bankrupt Sand Bunnies On the Wall ... on Transmeta Goes Embedded · · Score: -1


    99 Towel Heads Up On The Wall ...
    99 Sheep fucking twits,
    You shoot one down,
    You kick it around,
    98 Rag Heads left on the Wall.


    98 Cumlicking Chickenshits on the Wall,
    98 Camel sucking penis stuffers,
    You shoot one down,
    You kick it around,
    97 slimy turds left on the wall.


    97 Raghead Swine on the wall,
    97 Shit Encrusted pukes,
    You shoot one down,
    You kick it around,
    96 moronic flea harbors left on the wall.

  3. 99 Towel Heads Up On The Wall ... on DIY: Building A Wireless Freenet · · Score: -1


    99 Towel Heads Up On The Wall ...
    99 Towel Heads are there,
    You shoot one down,
    You kick it around,
    98 Rag Heads are Left On the Wall.

    98 Cumlicking Chickenshits on the Wall,
    98 Camel fucking penis stuffers,
    You shoot one down,
    You kick it around,
    97 ass sucking slime crawlers left on the wall

  4. Assertion Failed: Yuo == CmdrTaco ! on Industry Divided Over SSSCA · · Score: -1
    Whassup d00detterina!

    How the fuck are you spastic hell!

  5. Re:Rofflie Fucking Dofflie! on European Union Says No To Spam · · Score: -1
    YHL!

    HAND!

    YHBT!

    This is too much! Lets parse your pathetic post:

    Have you ever seen c code? I will assume that you have not because you obviously do not understand an assertion. If the assertion failed, that means the statement "You != Bad_Speller" is incorrect.

    That means "Yuo are a bad speller" evaluates false. As that was posted in reference to me, we can (correctly) assume that I am a good speller. Or I spell good. Get it?

    Please rate this post: Was this infromative for yuo?

  6. Re:What A fucking Set up! on European Union Says No To Spam · · Score: -1
    You are wearing it, of course!!!

    Ha!

    Ha!

    Tee Hee!

  7. Assertion Failed: Yuo != Fagot on European Union Says No To Spam · · Score: -1

    The first post rightfully belongs to me. You are a theif and a liar. In addition, you are a shit encrustid lala dancing crack whoring borek dick sodomizing unwashed arab camel fucking two bit penis stuffing clown.

  8. Assertion Failed: Yuo != Faggot on In Search of the Best Programmable Universal Remote? · · Score: -1

    Crouching cyborg, hidden gerbil!

  9. Re:French Toast! on In Search of the Best Programmable Universal Remote? · · Score: -1

    It was a pretty ass, yes. But it was also a loose ass also. That could be due to the record breaking enormity of my male member. She did choke down a gallon of my hot man chowder and lick her lips for more. I like that kind of lady.

  10. Re:French Toast! on In Search of the Best Programmable Universal Remote? · · Score: -1
    She was actually kinda loose, when I fucked her. Then again, I have a completely enormous cockzilla, if you know what I mean.

    But she gives mean head, d00d!

  11. Re:I r0X0r!! on More on the Replay TV 4000 · · Score: -1
    In fact, you are the slimy droppings from a dysinteric cock slobbering crack whoring bucket of camel fucking unwashed arab scum.

    In other developments, timothy is the penis receptacle for michaels wittle pustuled toy.

  12. Re:Yeeeehaaw! on Microsoft Worms and Global Routing Instability · · Score: -1

    Gizang! Vus & finance. You better be there this fucking time or Ill expose your for the diaper pail contents that you are.

  13. Re:Yeeeehaaw! on Microsoft Worms and Global Routing Instability · · Score: -1

    asbestos! You little diaper filling weenie! How the fuck are you spastic hell!

  14. Re:Funny stuff! on Microsoft Worms and Global Routing Instability · · Score: -1

    I have a BGP that increases exponentially! My Big Glorious Dick is right here.

  15. Re:3 in a row? on Exodus Files For Chapter 11 Protection · · Score: -1
    Muwahaha! Is that really you??

    How the fuck are you, you spastic hell?

  16. Re:well... on Hackers: Uncle Sam Wants You! · · Score: -1

    You must not be very talented. I get 200K each from a variety of fortune 500's on retainer. Thats right, I dont even have to do anything, except not work for the competition.

  17. Re:well then, a poem for you: on Ethics in Scientific Research · · Score: -1
    d00d, did you ever notice the similarities in our UIDs? Of course, mine is better, but yours is not unbecoming.

    BTW, michael slurps green assleak juice from timothy's gaping ass.

  18. Re:Encryption doesnt kill people, people kill peop on Ethics in Scientific Research · · Score: -1

    PT5K! how the fuck are you, you spastic hell!

  19. Re:Ethics... on Ethics in Scientific Research · · Score: -1

    Gizzang, business & finance

  20. Re:Well then... on Ethics in Scientific Research · · Score: -1

    What the blazing fuck is a premptive strike, you loose stool dripping cum drenched penis guzzling whore? Is that like when michael drizzles cum down your shit encrusted monogoloid face?

  21. Re:holy shit, you are no dead. on Ethics in Scientific Research · · Score: -1

    MFS! d00d! I have not missed your shitty poetry and bad prose one little iota. It did occur to me that you only publish that stuff to stir people up a bit, a goal that I am not unfamilar with, you shift crusted ponk skifted borke dick soodomate!

  22. Re:Ethics... on Ethics in Scientific Research · · Score: -1
    Travel, work, travel, work, travel .... fucking no travel because a bunch of unwashed camel fucking sand crab infested borke dick sodomites get crazy.

    Anyway, WTF is up with GiZ. Have they given up?

    I dont do IRC.

  23. Re:Ethics... on Ethics in Scientific Research · · Score: -1

    You monkey! How the fuck are you, you spastic hell!

  24. Assertion Failed: Yuo!=Fagot on New TLDs Loaded with Fraudulent Registrations · · Score: -1

    Anonymous Coward Dead at IQ 58

    In a tragic accident involving a 43 inch dildo, Anonymous Coward died today at IQ 58.

    Timothy Henchfaglet, a friend close to the AC, described a gay sex penis festival in which the AC jumped from a three foot step ladder onto the 43 inch dildo, supported by Michael Sims, another close homosexual friend of the AC. Tragically, the AC split his bowels wide open in the process and died messily in a pool of its own feces.

  25. Re:hrm on FBI Does A Cracker-Jack Job · · Score: 1
    Bah!

    You impugn my honor, Sir, as well as the honor of evil_spork.

    I have not seen the inside of a college dorm for years, having left the hallowed ivory halls for the greener but far more dull pastures of employment.

    I will not demand an apology from a lowly AC, but would consider it apropos (mind you I mean not "man -k", but rather "fitting the circumstance").