Ok, lets break down American Beauty's cast of characters:
Dad: A middle age corportate drone who has a mid-life crisis and wants to bang his daughter's best friend. Later he (thankfully) gets the back of his head blown out. Oh wait a miniute, is that..sex...and violence???
Wife: Similarly aged woman who realises that here existance adds up to nothing. She drips with the smell of upper middle class bugsiose lifestyle (she even drives a German suv for god's sake.)
Daughter: Totally unable to realate to her parents (kinda like a2hr long episode of Daria).
The Whiteboy Drug Dealer: He's smart, witty and totaly capable of loving and trusting despite the fact hes been abused all his life.
Whiteboy's dad: Repressed ex-marine homosexual...how much more ciche can u get?
Yea, tales of this epic will ring down through the ages. In fact, I heared it may soon be bundled with The Oddessy and the The Illiad, all narrated in Spacey's ultra exciting voice!
American Beauty was not really that good, a story about suburban angnst with almost every stereotype available is not original at all.
Shakespeare, on the other hand is a master. Oh well, just my horribly off topic opinion.
...the next time the United States decides to randomly bomb a target (Nairobi, Afghanistan, the Chinese Embassy), we now have a target with some strategic importance.
This is seemingly too ridiculous to be true, and yet nothing is going to be done to MS about it. Imagine if Ford installed hidden cameras in their cars or Nike placed tracking devices in their shoes? The outcry would be tremendous. It is as if people don't fully understand the problem, it can safety be ignored. Arggg..whats the use?
Ok, lets break down American Beauty's cast of characters: Dad: A middle age corportate drone who has a mid-life crisis and wants to bang his daughter's best friend. Later he (thankfully) gets the back of his head blown out. Oh wait a miniute, is that..sex...and violence??? Wife: Similarly aged woman who realises that here existance adds up to nothing. She drips with the smell of upper middle class bugsiose lifestyle (she even drives a German suv for god's sake.) Daughter: Totally unable to realate to her parents (kinda like a2hr long episode of Daria). The Whiteboy Drug Dealer: He's smart, witty and totaly capable of loving and trusting despite the fact hes been abused all his life. Whiteboy's dad: Repressed ex-marine homosexual...how much more ciche can u get? Yea, tales of this epic will ring down through the ages. In fact, I heared it may soon be bundled with The Oddessy and the The Illiad, all narrated in Spacey's ultra exciting voice!
Try spraying after doing your business, or buying one of those "plug it in air fresheners. Its cheaper than buying new tile.
Dude, you forgot "When Animals Attack pts 1-5"
American Beauty was not really that good, a story about suburban angnst with almost every stereotype available is not original at all. Shakespeare, on the other hand is a master. Oh well, just my horribly off topic opinion.
...the next time the United States decides to randomly bomb a target (Nairobi, Afghanistan, the Chinese Embassy), we now have a target with some strategic importance.
This is seemingly too ridiculous to be true, and yet nothing is going to be done to MS about it. Imagine if Ford installed hidden cameras in their cars or Nike placed tracking devices in their shoes? The outcry would be tremendous. It is as if people don't fully understand the problem, it can safety be ignored. Arggg..whats the use?
The starfield screensaver is reborn!
A New York Jew who gets Fed loans to complete his college education in computer science at NYIT is forced to work in Alaska...
Yea, come to think of it I can be a billionaire too...in Italy that is. Or perhaps Turkey.