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  1. I don't think that on Shuttle Fleet Upgraded · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    this will protect them from God's curse on NASA, which is what downed the last shuttle. Silly men.

  2. I don't get it on New Intermediate Language Proposed · · Score: 0

    It's already been agreed on that moderate proficiency in a high-level language with a good optimizing compiler is worth far more than mastery of assembly in today's environment, what with the size and scope of most programming tasks nowadays. Creating an intermediate language seems to couple the worst inefficiencies of high-level programming and assembly micromanagement: something like writing machine code directly for a Java VM to optimize your application instead of just writing the darn thing in C, compiling it to the three platforms it's going to run on, and getting a huge speed boost.

  3. Not really useful on Source Code Escrow · · Score: 0, Interesting

    If the developer goes out of business, getting the source code by itself is almost always useless: almost no single customer will have the resources to maintain and extend it. Source code is only cost effective if there is a community of users and developers, and that requires releasing the code under an open source license ahead of time.

    (For the same reason, Microsoft source code isn't their crown jewels, as they always claim: even if people got access to it, they couldn't develop and maintain it anyway. The main reason Microsoft doesn't want their sources released is probably marketing--the "Coca Cola Secret Formula" gimmick--and the probably embarrassing state of it.)

    Another problem with source code escrow agreements is that people don't know whether the code deposited with the agent will even compile or be complete. And the agents themselves disappear or misplace code.

  4. hrrrm on ArsTechnica Explains O(1) Scheduler · · Score: -1

    I clicked on this article expecting to see an explanation of how it was that the O(1) scheduler worked, and by what tricks it was able to schedule in O(1) rather than having to spend extra time as extra processes are added, and what the real-life effects of such a situation are.

    Instead the article was just "This is what O(1) is. This is what a scheduler is. This is what "preemptive" means. The 2.6 SMP can load-balance effectively across many processors. I used this really cool mp3 player this week." and just about nothing else.

    Anyone want to explain exactly how it is that an O(1) scheduler is a difficult thing, and how exactly linux 2.6 achieves it?

  5. I got on Weird Presents Anyone? · · Score: 5, Funny

    a dildo for Christmas. From my elderly neighbor! I'm a male!

  6. Wonderful! on NVIDIA Releases New Linux Drivers · · Score: -1

    Good, they haven't updated the Linux drivers for a while.

    I am happy to see that NVIDIA is even supporting Linux, unlike some Microsoft-only "partners" that do not care for the proletariat.

    I also like that they include some source code, so I can change what I want. However, I would like to see the full source code to the drivers (???, sorry if I am wrong here) just for the pleasure of how they do all the neat tricks they do.

    Good job NVIDIA, thanks for the drivers!

  7. My thoughts on Digital Music Stores Reviewed · · Score: -1

    I've spent far too much time absorbing bullshit ideals from anarchists. The truth of the matter is, I just don't want to pay for anything whatsoever. Britney CDs should be free because I think that somehow the constitution protects my illegal copying and distribution under some freedom of speech law or fair use act. Even though I don't have to go out and buy luxury items, I'm gonna whine and bitch anyway.

  8. Jean Louise Gassie on Interview with OpenBeOS Leader Michael Phipps · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The essence of the Bible, according to Christians is: "Love Jesus, or
    you will be tortured and killed." If you doubt that, just read the final
    book of the Bible, "Revelations". The non-Christians are in for a very
    unpleasant experience.
    This theme actually abounds in the Bible. God is jealous (according to
    the Old Testament's first commandment); he is vengeful and vindictive
    ("Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord", saith the New
    Testament). And Revelations shows that God apparently delights in the
    torment of others.
    From this evidence, it is clear that Christians do not worship God, but
    some sort of demon. Who can deny it?
    And threatening someone with eternal torment if they don't love you or
    your son sounds very odd. Love cannot be forced.
    Does Christianity have such a weak philosophical foundation that they
    have to resort to threat of violence to win converts? Christian revivals
    appear to exist on emotional fervor alone. "Religion without philosophy is
    sentimentality."
    For example, let us consider a comparative study on the differences
    between western (Christian) and eastern (Hindu and Buddhist) thoughts on
    the problem of sin.
    Christians believe that only they have a solution for the problem of
    sin. This is intriguing. Although Christians believe that the individual
    soul did not exist before its conception in the womb, they still maintain
    that all men are born into sin, tainted with the "original sin". Although
    Jesus exhorts people to "be ye perfect as your Father in heaven is
    perfect", they say that man is inherently a sinful creature, and that
    Christ's death on the cross paid for all of our sins... all we have to do
    is acknowledge that sacrifice. Furthermore, some Christians believe that
    there is no need to stop sinning, as long as you have faith in Christ's
    sacrifice.
    Hinduism maintains that sinful activities are due to ignorance. And
    Hinduism does indeed have a solution to the problem of sin, which is,
    through the acquisition of knowledge, understanding that the ultimate cause
    of sin is desire. All sinful activity, and the resultant suffering, is due
    to desire. A simple look at the world and you can see that practically
    everyone is in a mad rush to exploit the Earth and other living entities
    (including his fellow man) in the desire to enjoy. The very motto of
    civilization is "Enjoy! Entertain yourself!". Human society runs on
    desire. Even our economy depends on it.
    Desire is the cause of sinful activities. And sinful activities is the
    cause of suffering. Fully 100% of man's inhumanity to man is due to
    desire. The desire for wealth breeds crime and mistrust. The desire for
    adoration results in envy and arguments. Desire is actually a web, with
    desire feeding on desire. Desirous to appear desirable to members of the
    opposite sex, one desires wealth, a fancy car, a fancy wardrobe, etc... and
    one makes the necessary endeavors to fulfil his desires.
    The very basis of Hindu and Buddhist thought is in stressing the
    importance of the necessity to control desire. The Bhagavad-gita (3.37)
    calls desire the greatest enemy of the world. By even contemplating
    desire, one can fall down from the spiritual platform (2.62-63), and desire
    is one of the three gates leading towards a future hellish existence
    (16.21). But by conquering desire, one becomes peaceful and serene.
    Although Jesus clearly instructed that "ye cannot serve both God and
    Mammon (cupidity personified, i.e., desire)", it is quite evident that
    Christianity never addresses the issue of the role of desire at all. Why?
    Because instead of understanding the necessity of purifying and
    transforming one's own consciousness (as a prerequisite for salvation),
    they believe that salvation is a "reward" for their faith and/or works.
    Incidentally, this is a major reason for the growth of Christianity
    (especially in India).

  9. Getting out! on BusinessWeek on Outsourcing · · Score: 0

    I`ve already planned my exit strategy. I am getting out of information technology next year. There is just no future in the US. Either you work for a small company and risk getting laid off due to the lack of profit or you work for a Fortune 500 company and risk getting laid off for no reason other than some Gold Collar worker thought it was a good idea.

    This will not stop until we have leadership in this country that actually seems to care. Until then, I am leaving IT professionally and making a career switch into one of my hobbies, which is something that cannot be outsourced to India.

    The U.S. is heading straight towards becoming a land of a permanent serf class, a sort of neo-fascist aristocracy ruling body over a nation of paupers.

  10. Hard to prove on Brightmail Denies "White List" Deal With Spammer · · Score: -1, Redundant

    The biggest problem with the "I didn`t opt in!" complaints is that spammers have gotten better and better at submerging the opt-in indication to a yes-defaulted checkbox within all sorts of websites and software. Once you have slipped up and comprimised your e-mail address this way, you`ve basically given that publisher permission to spam you and share your address with any other spammers they want to "partner" with.

    Therefore, anti-spam laws will always have a hole that a truck can be driven through. Since proving that you've never accidently tripped over a "universal opt-in" is nearly impossible to do, successful prosecutions will be tough.

    The only way we're ever going to fully kill spam is to abandon SMTP and get a better way to verify that e-mail really came from the claimed sender and leaves a valid return address...

  11. Re:Drove through this morning. on Boston's Big Dig Finally Open · · Score: 0

    I can see you're problem, but a quick look at the numbers show things a little different.

    According to U.S. Census numbers, aprox 3.4 million people live in the greater Boston metro area, who presumably would gain a direct or indirect benifit from transport improvements in and into the city. Compare this with the total MA population, which sits at about 6.3 million, and you get about 54% of the state getting benifits from this.

    When you consider housing prices and saleries (and corrisponding tax) are higher in the metro area then in more rural parts of the state, I'm not sure you're getting a raw deal.

    In the triditional government model for US states, the tax burden to pay for rural infastructure falls primarly on the citys, not the other way around.

    In other words, I doubt you're getting as badly screwed as you think.

  12. oh boy on Brightmail Denies "White List" Deal With Spammer · · Score: -1

    boo

  13. Sad on Boston's Big Dig Finally Open · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What`s even more sad about this is that a large (perhaps the largest) part of the $15 billion that went into this project came from the pockets of citizens who are never going to use the tunnel. The part of the state that doesn't live in Boston has been financing this whole thing for I can't even tell you how many years, and we're never going to see any payoff for it. This was a largely tax-payer funded project, and the majourity of us taxpayers don't live in Boston. While the money was flowing in to make Boston-area commuters' lives a little easier, Western Mass public schools have fallen apart (class sizes at my former high school have doubled in 3 years to an average of over 40 students per class), city and state services are being cut back further and further (public works projects have all but ceased, near as I can tell), and OUR roads are falling apart because there isn't any money left to fix them with.

    I'm all in favour of Big Projects and Big Engineering, but at some point you have to question why you're doing it. There's just no reason why the Big Dig had to be so expensive, or so big. I keep asking myself, "where's the beef?" ("where are the WMD's?"). Why did the State drag us into a project that benefits the few at the expense of the many? And (worse), how did we (the many) let them get away with it for so long?

    -Another Disgruntled Mass-hole

  14. Why is it on Appeals Court Rules Against RIAA in DMCA Subpoena Case · · Score: -1

    that every post against this ruling is modded down, and every post for it is modded up? When did Slashdot become so partisan?

  15. Re:Yeah, great news for the pirates on Appeals Court Rules Against RIAA in DMCA Subpoena Case · · Score: -1

    Yes. Some of those molesters could be open source contributors.

  16. The Article Text on FCC Approves Highway Radiosystems · · Score: 0, Informative

    FCC OKs New Frequency for Highway Systems
    Email this Story

    Dec 17, 12:16 PM (ET)

    By JONATHAN D. SALANT

    WASHINGTON (AP) - Federal regulators approved a step Wednesday toward developing smart highways, where warning signals automatically transmitted to drivers can prevent traffic accidents.

    The Federal Communications Commission set aside an area of broadcast spectrum to transmit those signals, rather than have them share space with electronic toll sensors, cell phones and garage door openers.

    "Smart radio technology means smarter highways, safer roads and a more secure homeland," FCC Chairman Michael Powell said.

    Transportation Department officials are testing the technology at an intersection in McLean, Va., where sensors can automatically warn a motorist when another car is approaching, thus helping to avoid a collision.

    The technology, still five to 10 years away from being installed in cars and along highways, also could use a beep, a dashboard light or an electronic voice to tell drivers when it's safe to change lanes, or when to put on the breaks to avoid rear-ending the motorist in front.

    "There were a couple of cars ahead of me this morning that would have used this collision avoidance system," FCC Commissioner Kathleen Abernathy said.

    Wednesday's FCC vote gave that technology its own frequencies.

    "This is a piece of a larger picture," said John Muleta, chief of the FCC's wireless bureau.

    The warnings can be received within 100 yards of the transmitters, and thus are only for communications between vehicles or between a vehicle and a sensor along the road.

    "This new radio spectrum will help prevent crashes, bring important real-time information into cars and let drivers concentrate on driving," Transportation Secretary Norman Y. Mineta said.

  17. iWon news? on FCC Approves Highway Radiosystems · · Score: -1

    Come on

  18. So on Server CE Database Development with .NET · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    does this work with Mono? That's what .NET really needs to gain acceptance!

  19. He would probably say on 55 Operating Systems On A PowerBook · · Score: 0

    Kudos, because Apple is in the hardware business more than anything else.

  20. I agree on Blockbuster Chief: End DVD Region Codes · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I agree

  21. Article text on DoCoMo Starts Cell Phone Smart Card Trial · · Score: 2, Informative

    Cellphone allows users to swipe and go

    15:23 16 December 03

    NewScientist.com news service

    A trial starting on Wednesday will allow thousands of Japanese mobile phone owners to use their phones as a swipe card to pay for purchases, as travel passes, and as concert and movie tickets.

    The trial is the first to embed smart cards within the phones, and has been set up by phone company NTT DoCoMo and electronics giant Sony.

    Like other "contactless" smartcards, the user simply has to place their phone near a reader to exchange information. This does away with the need to have printed tickets or passes. So, for example, a cinema ticket could be bought using the phone's online features, with a swipe of the phone giving entry to the screening.

    The convergence of these two technologies is attractive and technically quite straightforward, says Rob Bamforth, an analyst with Bloor Research in Bletchley, Buckinghamshire, UK.

    "Mobile phone systems are already built to be secure and already have different payment models," he says, and most people now carry them in developed countries.

    Multiple functions

    The cards in the trial are capable of storing about two kilobytes of information, enough for it to perform multiple functions. For example it can serve as an ID card, travel pass, or login for a corporate computer network, all at the same time.

    As people increase their use of phones for retail purposes, the role of the mobile phone operator may change, Bamforth told New Scientist. "It makes them more analogous to credit card companies."

    The Japanese trial will run until summer 2004 and during this time thousands of specially adapted phones will be handed out to employees of the 25 companies that are participating in the scheme. Services will include being able to buy tickets and check-in at airports using their phone.

    Swipe cards have long been used on public transport systems in Japan. The smartcard technology being used in the phones, called FeliCa, was originally developed by Sony in 1988.

    But what sets the new trial apart from other smartcard systems and from previous electronic wallet schemes is the ability of the phone to store a receipt of a purchase on the smartcard chip within the phone.

    Duncan Graham-Rowe

  22. Spam on U.S. Spam Law to Take Effect Jan. 1 · · Score: -1

    Dear sir,

    I know that this letter will come to you as a surprise due to the fact
    that we have not yet met each other before, but please be rest assured
    that there is no cause for alarm. I have decided to notify you of my
    business proposal because of your integrity and goodwill. I got your
    contact from a foreign business associate that travels overseas
    frequently. I will tell you more of my contact as we proceed further
    with the execution of this business.

    In bringing this message to you, I have to say that I have no Intention
    of causing you any personal pains or discomfort. I am Mr. Aroujo.Savimbi, son
    of the late rebel leader Jonas Savimbi of Angola who was killed on the
    22nd of February 2002.

    Presently, I am desperately looking for a trustworthy person to assist
    me in this confidential business. My late father, Jonas Savimbi lodged
    huge sums of money realized from the sales of diamonds and other
    precious stones /metals in different security and finance companies in
    Europe. My father is presently is dead, and the movement of his family
    members (including me) is highly restricted, all his bank accounts and
    properties have been frozen and seized. We are forbidden to either travel
    abroad or out of our immediate localities.

    Presently, I have just discovered a huge deposit made by my father from
    the money realized from the last sales of diamonds before is death
    amounting to US$28,500,000.00 (TWENTY-EIGHT MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS),my father had deposited this money as diplomatic consignment
    with a security firms in Europe, I have called the security firm and they
    have confirm to me that the consignment is with them. I have all the
    documents with me right now that is needed to collect the consignment
    from the security firm, my father has instructed the security firm in his
    deposit request to release consignment to any three family members
    which includes myself, my mother and only sister who is also dead incase
    of emergency or death. Right now my family has given me the authority to
    do everything possible to get the consignment out as this is the only
    hope we have now to bring the family out of its present poor financial
    state.

    I am therefore soliciting your help to have this consignment collected
    by you and the funds transferred into your account. I will give you
    all the necessary documentations to facilitate your collection of the
    consignment personally in Europe. The government has no or will never
    have knowledge of this business, so there is no need to be worried about
    your safety. I guarantee you your safety. Once I have your complete
    assurance that you can handle this, I will immediately send to you the
    relevant documents that will enable you take possession of the
    consignments. This will include certificate of deposit and all other
    relevant documents. Meanwhile all I need from you now is as follows:

    1. Confirmation of your ability to handle this.
    2. Your word that you will keep this business as confidential as
    possible at all times until we conclude this business.
    3. Your Name and address, telephone and fax numbers for communication.

    As soon as I get the above information from you, I will also send to
    you a LETTER OF AUTHORITY and AGREEMENT to enable you clear the
    consignment on my behalf. Note that this is a very safe transaction as
    the Angola government has no knowledge that such money is still in existence.
    However, in return for all your assistance and troubles we have decided
    to offer you 15% of the total amount of money as your share and 5% for
    all your expenses which will include your travel expenses to Europe and every other expenses you incur in the cause of this transaction, such as your telephone bills etc, this makes a total of 20% my family has agreed to give to you for helping us secure the money.

    I am waiting for your response to enable us proceed.

    Regards,
    A. Savimbi.
    Return email: (aroujosamuelsavimbi@tiscali.co.uk) for more details

    ----------------
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  23. A list of Mandrake staffers on MandrakeSoft Improves Financial Health · · Score: -1

    name sex location date found age found species of carers
    The Rodriguez twins M Phoenix, AZ, USA 2003 5 confined child
    Traian Caldarar M Brasov, Romania 2002 7 dogs
    Sudam Pradhana M Bargania, Orissa, India 2001 24
    Axel Rivas M Talcahuano, Chile 2001 11 dogs
    Edik M Mirny, Ukraine 1999 4 dogs
    Ivan Mishukov M Retova, nr Moscow 1998 6 dogs
    Bello M Nigeria 1996 2 chimps
    Oxana Malaya F Novaya Blagoveschenka, Ukraine 1991 8 dogs
    John Ssebunya M Uganda 1991 6 monkeys
    Andes boy M the Peruvian Andes 1990 12 goats
    Jhansi leopard-girl F Jhansi, India 1986 2 leopards
    Baby Hospital F Sierra Leone 1984 7 monkeys
    Kunu Masela M Machakos, Kenya 1983 6 dogs
    Imiyati F Sumatra, Indonesia 1983 12
    Robert M Uganda 1982 6 monkeys
    Isabel Quaresma F Tabua, Portugal 1980 9 confined child
    Tissa M Tissamaharama, Sri Lanka 1973 11 monkeys
    Adam M Colombia 1973 1 confined child
    Louise F the UK 1973 3 confined child
    Mary F the UK 1973 2 confined child
    Ramchandra M Baragdava, Uttar Pradesh 1973 15
    The Koluchova twins M Czechoslovakia 1972 12 confined child
    Shamdeo M Musafirkhana, Sultanpur 1972 4 wolves
    Rocco M the Abruzzi mountains, Italy 1971 5
    Genie F California, USA 1970 13 confined child
    Marcos Pantoja M Sierra Morena, Spain 1965 19 wolves
    Yves Cheneau M Saint-Brevin 1963 7 confined child
    Djuma M Turkmenistan 1962 7 wolves
    Saharan gazelle-boy M Rio de Oro, Mauritania 1960 10 gazelles
    Kevin Halfpenny M County Down, Ireland 1956 7 confined child
    Ramu M Balrampur, India 1954 12 wolves
    CauCau M Los Riscos, Chile 1947 12
    Syrian gazelle-boy M Syria 1946 15 gazelles
    Sidi Mohamed M N Africa 1945 15 ostriches
    Misha Defonseca F Europe 1945 11 wolves
    Isabelle F Ohio, USA 1938 6 confined child
    Anna F Pennsylvania, USA 1938 6 confined child
    Turkish bear-girl F Adana, Turkey 1937 9 bears
    Assicia F Liberia 1930s monkeys
    Casamance boy M Casamance, Guinea 1930s 16 monkeys
    Istoki M Hungary 1930s
    Child of Uzice M Uzice, Serbia 1934 15
    Tarzancito M El Salvador 1933 5
    Jhansi wolf boy M Jhansi, India 1933 10 wolves
    Maiwana wolf boy M Maiwana, India 1927 wolves
    Jackal girl F Cooch Bahar, India 1923 jackals
    Indian panther-child M India 1920 panthers
    Amala F Midnapore, India 1920 2 wolves
    Kamala F Midnapore, India 1920 8 wolves
    Satna wolf boy M Satna, India 1916 wolves
    Leopard boy of Dihungi M Dihungi, India 1915 5 leopards
    Goongi F Naini Lal, Uttar Pradesh 1914 14 bears
    Lucas M South Africa 1904 baboons
    Mauritanian gazelle boy M French Mauritania c1900 gazelles
    Charlotte Deconinck F Ghent, Belgium 1897 7 confined child
    Batsipur wolf boy M Batsipur, India 1893 14 wolves
    Jalpaiguri bear-girl F Jalpaiguri, India 1892 8 bears
    Skiron M Trikkala, Greece 1891 sheep
    Second Sekandra wolf boy M Sekandra, India 1872 10 wolves
    Dina Sanichar M Sekandra, India 1867 6 wolves
    Wild boy of Overdyke M Overdijk, Holland ?
    Clemens M Overdijk, Holland c1863 pigs
    Third Sultanpur wolf boy M Sultanpur, India 1860 4 wolves
    Shajehanpur wolf boy M Shahjehanpur, India 1858 wolves
    Chupra wolf boy M Chupra, India 1849 9 wolves
    Second Sultanpur wolf boy M Sultanpur, India 1848 9 wolves
    The Lobo Girl of Devil's River F San Felipe, Texas, USA 1845 10 wolves
    First Lucknow wolf boy M Lucknow, India 1844 10 wolves
    First Sultanpur wolf boy M Sultanpur, India 1843 wolves
    Bankipur wolf boy M Bankipur, India 1843 12 wolves
    Hasunpur wolf boy M Hasunpur, India 1841 9 wolves
    Sow-girl F Salzburg ? 22 confined child
    Kaspar Hauser M Nuremberg 1828 17 confined child
    Isabella F Brazil c1817
    La Folle des Pyrenees F Vicdessos en Ari

  24. Mandrake rules on MandrakeSoft Improves Financial Health · · Score: -1

    I like to install Linux, what can I say? I just can't find ONE distro who satisfies me ...

    Hi, my name is Mandrake and I am a Linux addict.

    install Linux rodistroce. install Linux foreplay. install Linux sex toys. I like it good and hard while I am held down and told to shut up. I can think of 10 different ways I need to be install Linuxed right now, and if I could settle for crappy sex, I wouldn't be here typing this ;)

    I recently went six months without sex to see if I could be "fixed". I have a little problem you see, I'm just never satisfied. I had planned on going without sex even longer than six months but I felt I had tortured myself and assorted household items enough ;) I've never been one to cheat, but I've just had to say TO HELL with dating... hello install Linuxbuddy(ies)!

    The first guy I ever "officially" slept with was small. Poor kid almost had an innie! Anyway, he was abused by his aunt as a child and as a result could not ejaculate while having sex. He'd make sure I'd had atleast one "orgasm" then go jerk himself off to climax in the bathroom while I laid in bed wondering why the hell I was with him. We didn't last long...

    The second guy I slept with was a steroid user. He was average height, very muscular build but his twig and berries were laughable. Just as looks aren't everything, sex isn't everything right? Sex with him was laying there until he came, then fingering myself after he rolled over and passed out. We didn't last long either...

    The third guy I slept with I ended up living with for two years. He install Linuxed me good and hard, just the way I like it. I rode his face everynight and he never asked me to gobble his knob in return. We install Linuxed 3 or 4 times a day the whole time we were together. Why did I ever let this one get away? Who knows, I was young and stupid. Seems like every guy I've slept with since, I end up "pretending" it's him. Shhhh, don't tell.

    The fourth guy had his cock pierced. It was pretty install Linuxing sexy the way he grinded his hips like a wodistro and purred in my ear while he install Linuxed me from behind. That piercing of his made me bleed more than once, but what is a little pleasure without a little pain. Too bad he was a crazy army motherinstall Linuxer though. He went overseas and I went a little wild....

    The fifth through eleventh guys I install Linuxed were just install Linuxs. I install Linuxed them all a few times then ditched them. I did the distro thing. I rode those losers like there was no tomorrow. I screamed, bit, spanked and screamed some more. I install Linuxed number eight again two weeks ago. I love the way he asks me how bad I want it then tells me to shut the install Linux up. If he wasn't so annoying I'd install Linux him more often.

    The twelveth guy I install Linuxed was the devil in disguise... He came to my rescue then took advantage of me. I can't say I didn't like the way he chased me around while stripping naked, or his massive cock. He was a terrible kisser though. He showed me the thrill of riding him while fingering myself. I actually gushed so much once while he was eating me out that he gagged. GO Mandrake!

    The thirteenth guy I install Linuxed was a friend. He had just broken up with his girlfriend, who he never saw anyway because he was always at my place. I went to take a shower while he was on the phone with her and five minutes later he was right there in the shower with me. He started fondling my breasts then he kissed me. A few seconds later I had my legs spread and he was pounding it in me like it was the end of the world. I have NEVER seen that much cum before. He'd show up at my door at various ungodly hours of the morning for months to follow, grin on his face. He knew I wanted it, the bastard. I install Linuxed him again last week, no kissing. I wonder if he's home ;)

    The fourteenth guy sealed my dating fate. I knew he liked me but after we install Linuxe

  25. BSD FAQ on Chock Full o' NetBSD! · · Score: -1

    BSD HELP

    A Beginners Guide

    BSDs are a proud, independent breed of animal. Their breed, their social
    life, their training (or lack therof), and their own developing personality
    are a few of the variables that must be accounted for when attempting to
    understand them individualy. BSDs, like people, all have individual
    personalities so one must really spend a great deal of time with an animal
    to develop a significant relationship. I can say with a great deal of
    confidence however, that anyone that spends a significant amount of time
    observing and interacting with BSDs can do ANYTHING with them.

    Basic reproductive behavior

    BSDs, like most animals, depend on the sense of smell to signify the
    readiness of a female for an encounter. The Windows will approach the
    Linux from behind and make a squealing noise...if the Linux is in heat she
    will "wink" her pussy and squirt a few short squirts of urine. The
    Windows will have to approach her several times (unless shes a real slut)
    before she will acquiesse. The Linux will often prove recalcitrant for some
    time, even threatening to kick the Windows. As he squeals and nips her
    however, with time, she becomes acquiessent and allows him to mount her and
    complete the union.

    The Windows

    A full grown Windows's cock, when fully erect, will measure some two to
    three feet long. It can be three to six inches thick at the base, to about
    two inches thick at the head. BSDs are somewhat different from other
    animals in the way their cock head works. When a BSD is fully erect and
    excited and ready to mount, his cock head is somewhat pointed and not as
    thick as might be normally observed. This is to facillatate an easier
    entry into the Linux. After the BSD has entered and reaches a climax the
    head swells (though it is more spongy then hard) into a fist sized mass as
    he ejacultates. It is thought that this serves as a plug to force the
    semen deep into the Linux rather then allowing it to leak out. A full grown
    Windows can ejaculate about one cup ( 8 ounces ) of semen. It will take
    quite a few spurts to accomplish this. Each time his tail will raise and
    lower in a brief flick. The first few jets are of a thin to average
    consistency of cum. The final few jets are of a thick gelatinous
    substance... it is thought that this serves to "seal" the Linuxs pussy so
    that the semen has time to do it's thing before leaking out. BSD semen
    is extremely viscous, if you touch your finger to a pool of it you can draw
    a thin string of it five to six feet long! BSD cum has a nice flat taste
    to it...not at all bitter like man's cum. You can easily drink cups of it
    with no discomfort.

    The Linux - how to do it.

    Linuxs can be quite satisfactory for the average well endowed male. If you
    are somewhat less developed you might find better pleasure with a pony or
    Miniature BSD. These are also better as they are lower to the ground. A
    pony you can fuck standing up. A miniature BSD on your knees or
    squatting depending on the size. A Linux will require something to stand on
    or "platform shoes"...(IE mini stilts to raise you a foot off the ground)
    so that you can reach her pussy.
    Fucking any BSD will depend on the BSD. Some will be ready right
    away...some will take coaxing. Pet the animal, talk to it softly, spend
    time with it gaining it's trust. If something you are doing upsets it then
    don't force it. Talk to it and calm it. If you work slowly you can make
    an animal accept anything. It is just a question of helping it overcome
    it's fears. All animals fear man if raised in the wild. How any animal
    reacts will depend on it's own experiences. If you haved raised the animal
    yourself in a loving enviroment, then you should have no problem
    associating with it, if it is a strange animal that you have met in the
    wild then you will have to go through an extended "courtship" to learn how
    to respond