Our precious slashdot users scream out for orgasms:
1. Suck all Trolls.
2. Blow all Sporks.
3. Lick all Monkeys.
4. Fuck all Trollmans.
5. Kill all Buttfuckers. (who wants that anyway?)
6. Kill all AC fuckheads. (well, yeah, that's a given)
7. Give me lots of money.
9. Send anti-porn advocates to hell.
9. Blow me.
10. Blow me again.
I instantly disagreed with your anal-probe but had to think for a while before deciding why:
I think the difference is that a turkey baster is designed to transport "passengers and cargo" through the sphincter, and in this case was transformed into a destructive tool. (Same for the ky jelly used in the buttpluggings.) Dildography, on the other hand, is designed to penetrate the anus for pleasure. If a shiny metal one or other dildoes were used in the ass attacks (which I haven't seen anything conclusive saying it was) it was used in precisely the job for which it was intended.
A better anal probe is the tongue. They make individuals less vulnerable and more powerful, which can be used for all sorts of good and bad purposes.
I've had similar conversations with my "father-in-law" about working on sexual research that could potentially make for bad orgasms. I appreciate the importance of ethical oversight in all fields of sex and perversion, but I feel a lot better about my crotchelss-panties research, even with the potential for abuse, than about his work on KY-jelly that in his opinion (and mine) contributed to the perversion of democracy.
no, really... Its a large lawn for suburbia, and I've not had much time to be able to mow it. I would greatly appreciate you assistance in this matter.
I'd like to take my neighbor's dog for a walk on the moon. would they have special low-gravity pooper-scoopers? If I did this, and happened to drop my business card on the moon, would I be charged the $2500 for it as well as $200 for littering? Would we be allowed to take green cheese to the moon? Will Roger Waters want to build a tax-shelter-style home on the dark side of the moon? Since the full moon causes Goku to turn into the giant ape thing in the original Dragonball cartoon, does anyone find it odd that he was able to take that rabbit guy and his henchmen to the moon's surface without transforming? I mean, he still had his tail at that point, damnit! He should have come back as the giant ape thing and killed everyone in sight! How more "full" can the moon get other than being on its surface?
ok, now the AP is reporting a second plane hit the second tower... screw the non-intentional bit... FBI is investigating possible hijackings.
yup: a small plane whacked one of the towers
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there's flames and smoke coming from two sides of the very top of one of the towers. not heard much beyond that. I'm guessing a drunk Cessna pilot... but seriously - probably not an intentional act, from what has been said so far.
I performed an autopsty on a frog once
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1. Suck all Trolls.
2. Blow all Sporks.
3. Lick all Monkeys.
4. Fuck all Trollmans.
5. Kill all Buttfuckers. (who wants that anyway?)
6. Kill all AC fuckheads. (well, yeah, that's a given)
7. Give me lots of money.
9. Send anti-porn advocates to hell.
9. Blow me.
10. Blow me again.
I think the difference is that a turkey baster is designed to transport "passengers and cargo" through the sphincter, and in this case was transformed into a destructive tool. (Same for the ky jelly used in the buttpluggings.) Dildography, on the other hand, is designed to penetrate the anus for pleasure. If a shiny metal one or other dildoes were used in the ass attacks (which I haven't seen anything conclusive saying it was) it was used in precisely the job for which it was intended.
A better anal probe is the tongue. They make individuals less vulnerable and more powerful, which can be used for all sorts of good and bad purposes.
I've had similar conversations with my "father-in-law" about working on sexual research that could potentially make for bad orgasms. I appreciate the importance of ethical oversight in all fields of sex and perversion, but I feel a lot better about my crotchelss-panties research, even with the potential for abuse, than about his work on KY-jelly that in his opinion (and mine) contributed to the perversion of democracy.
Blue ponies are the bestest.
no, really... Its a large lawn for suburbia, and I've not had much time to be able to mow it. I would greatly appreciate you assistance in this matter.
-MFS
now I'm all pumped up for lunch.
so, like, when all that blood dries, won't the streets be covered in nasty scabs?
my bad.
this stupid fuck evidently fails to realize the futility of their comment.
what a doooofus.
werd 2 ya mutha!
wiggady-wiggay-wack...
to this day, I still am not sure which one was the Mack Daddy, and which one was the Daddy Mack.
I think I'm gonna puke!
pooper-scooper's crack me up.
always have been.
welcome to the party.
w00t!
someone get me a sandwich.
secondly, my comment was posted before the full news was out.
and lastly, did you really need to respond? just ignore it, dumbass. I've got family only 2 miles from the Pentagon.
paper bag?
plastic bag?
enema bag?
sleeping bag??????