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  1. We all know you shitheads are planning the next culling with your fake ass alien invasion.

    Well, wars have been a popular form of culling. I guess that if the choice is to be blown up by a weapon, or submitting to an anal probe, I know which one I would choo...

    Oh shit, we have already chosen.

  2. Re:Space is fake. Aliens are fake. Earth is flat. on UFO Existence 'Proven Beyond Reasonable Doubt', Says Former Head of Pentagon Alien Program (newsweek.com) · · Score: 1

    ...a boat sailing into the sunset...

  3. Re:Space is fake. Aliens are fake. Earth is flat. on UFO Existence 'Proven Beyond Reasonable Doubt', Says Former Head of Pentagon Alien Program (newsweek.com) · · Score: 1

    Meh, the existence of satellites prove Roundearth, and GPS satellites prove Einstein; things that these troll wannabees will never be able to wrap their heads around.

    OTOH, I have a hypothesis that these folk have flat heads. I wonder if I can get a grant? Or a newsletter?

  4. Re:VOTE! Aliens, time travelers, ghosts, other... on UFO Existence 'Proven Beyond Reasonable Doubt', Says Former Head of Pentagon Alien Program (newsweek.com) · · Score: 1

    F: instrument malfunction.

    Yeah, I saw the vid in TFA. It looked exactly like that: electronic "lens flare" in perhaps a different spectrum from light. I noticed 1: no jitter of the target in the box, and 2: it rotated at the same time the fighter leveled out.

  5. Re:Greetings are from the greeter’s point of on The Majority of Americans Prefer To Be Greeted With 'Merry Christmas' Over 'Happy Holidays', a Poll Finds · · Score: 1

    Nice post. Wanted to mod you up but you are maxxed already. It appears that 56% of /. agree with you.

    Merry New Year to all, and to all, a good pint!

  6. Re: Those who were there vs those who were not on Researchers Ask: Are People Better Off Than 50 Years Ago? (marketwatch.com) · · Score: 1

    how much hookers and blow do you have to do in order to piss away 178k a year?

    Not sure. Shall we collaborate on a study?

  7. Re:The story of the birth of Jesus Christ on Resuming Its Annual PR Mission, NORAD Tracks Santa Claus (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Nice Easter egg.

  8. Re: Those who were there vs those who were not on Researchers Ask: Are People Better Off Than 50 Years Ago? (marketwatch.com) · · Score: 2

    This! My boomer grandpa while working as a welder making 30 grand a year

    30 grand fifty years ago would be over $200k today. Inflation is an amazing thing.

    And this proves the thesis of TFA.

  9. Re: Remarkable Achievements from SpaceX on SpaceX Rocket Stuns Californians As It Carries 10 Satellites Into Space (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah.
    Fact: Red is not blue.
    Randon internet user: You're wrong. You didn't mention yellow.

  10. Re: What's with the stupid title? on SpaceX Rocket Stuns Californians As It Carries 10 Satellites Into Space (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Obviously you didn't see it. I did. And I think you would have been stunned if you had.

    Wish I had seen it live. Just from what I saw in media, I can imagine how great it would have been live.

  11. Re:Looks like Ted Stevens was ahead of his time... on Amazon Files For 'AmazonTube' and 'OpenTube' Trademarks As Fight With YouTube Gets Pettier (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    I always pictured pneumatic tube systems that were the height of technology in ancient times.

  12. Re:Wait until Google drowns the Amazon on Amazon Files For 'AmazonTube' and 'OpenTube' Trademarks As Fight With YouTube Gets Pettier (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Google has trademarked Alphabet. They have *all* the letters now.

  13. Shock that monkey.

  14. Buried somewhere deep in all those words is a thought trying desperately to get out.

    Descartes replies, “No, I think not,” and disappears in a puff of logic

  15. Re:We're in touch with aliens? on Interstellar Object 'Oumuamua' Appears To Be Wrapped In An Organic Insulation Layer (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Nicely done.

  16. People, this warning system is for you and me.
    What do police do when protecting their own?
    Pretty much anything. Think mama bear and her cubs.
    This is common in the mammalian family.
    Do you want to be anywhere near mama bear?
    No. Be thankful for the warning.

  17. Re:But, they are Cell Phones on Ban Sale of Mini Mobiles, Says Justice Minister (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Not allowed in prisons?
    Then why call them cell phones?

    At work, end of the day; a quick look at /. to feed my jones. I find this; I return home knowing all is well in the world.

  18. Re:99 bugs in the code.... on 'The Year That Software Bugs Ate the World' (fastcompany.com) · · Score: 1

    99 bugs in the code to be fixed, 99 bugs in the code. Fix a bug, wrap it up, 148 bugs in the code...

    Pretty much :)

    Is there any field of human endeavour that suffers from so many unintended consequences, besides politics?

  19. Re:And while we are at it... on Facebook To Demote Posts That Ask For 'Likes' Or Shares (recode.net) · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I expect that a warning "DO NOT SHARE" would actually trigger many of the contrarians on this site.

  20. Re:Humans aren't animals? on Robots Are Being Used To Shoo Away Homeless People In San Francisco (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    I find it bizarre that SPCA has funds for homeless-shooing robots.

    TFA sez the robot costs $6/hr to rent. Min wage is $14/hr.

    How much does it cost to repair a robot smashed with a baseball bat?

    Anyone who does that is going to have a problem with the SPCR.

  21. Re:Humans aren't animals? on Robots Are Being Used To Shoo Away Homeless People In San Francisco (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    “Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.” —George Bernard Shaw

    Lesson learned.

  22. Re:Humans aren't animals? on Robots Are Being Used To Shoo Away Homeless People In San Francisco (qz.com) · · Score: 5, Informative

    I find it bizarre that SPCA has funds for homeless-shooing robots.

    TFA sez the robot costs $6/hr to rent. Min wage is $14/hr.

  23. Re:Asimovian on What Does Artificial Intelligence Actually Mean? (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    From OP: "Not unlike the intent of the three laws of robotics"
    I would say he did read them. And properly discussed the *intent* of the laws.
    And what is a workable solution? Have we solved for all computer crashes? No? Yet a computer is still a workable solution.
    I will say that those spectacular failures made for some great reading. OTOH, reading a story about a comp working properly lacks...something.

  24. Re:Clearly UFOs exist on Ask Slashdot: What Is Your View On UFO Sightings? · · Score: 1

    It's UFOs all the way down. Er, up. Nvrmnd.

  25. Re:In terms of destroying society on We've Toned Down the 'Destroying Society' Shtick, Facebook Insists (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Douglas Adams mentioned (actually, went on about it) that a President's job is to attract attention away from power. In that respect, Trump just may be the best President since PT Barnum.