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  1. How 'bout some classic Slayer? on Spam Increases Make Things Tough For Companies · · Score: -1
    Skeletons of Society
    (Kerry King)

    Minutes seem like days
    Since fire ruled the sky
    The rich became the beggars
    And the fools became the wise
    Memories linger in my brain
    Of burning from the acid rain
    A pain I never have won

    Nothing here remains
    No future and no past
    No one could foresee
    The end that came so fast
    Hear the prophet make his guess
    That paradise lies to the west
    So join his quest for the sun

    Shades of death are all I see

    Fragments of what used to be

    The world slowly decays
    Destruction fills my eyes
    Harboring the image
    Of a spiraling demise
    Burning winds release their fury
    Simulating judge and jury
    Drfiting flurries of pain

    Deafening silence reigns
    As twilight fills the sky
    Eventual supremacy
    Daylight waits to die
    Darkness always calls my name
    A pawn in this recurring game
    Humanity going insane

    Shades of death are all I see
    Fragments of what used to be

    Minutes seem like days
    Corrosion fills the sky
    Morbid dreams of anarchy
    Brought judgment in disguise
    Memories linger in my brain
    Life with nothing more to gain
    Perpetual madness remains

    Shades of death are all I see
    Skeletons of society
    Fragments of what used to be
    Skeletons of society

  2. Lyrics Guy: take a day off, I got it... on Spam Increases Make Things Tough For Companies · · Score: -1

    Satan Rejected My Soul
    (morrissey/whyte)

    satan rejected my sould
    he knows my kind
    he won't be dragged down
    he knows heaven doesn't seem
    to be my home

    so I must find
    somewhere else to go
    I must find
    somewhere else to go
    so take it - please
    it's free

    you'll never see
    you'll never see
    all the fun in life it's cost me

    satan rejected my soul
    as low as he goes
    he never quite goes this low
    he's seen my face around
    he knows heaven doesn't seem
    to be my home

    so I must find
    somewhere else to go
    I must find
    somwhere else to go
    so take it - please
    it's really sly

    come on, come on
    call me in
    haul me in
    call me in
    pull me in
    haul me in

  3. Case in point: A Question Of Lust by DM on Spam Increases Make Things Tough For Companies · · Score: -1

    A Question Of Lust

    Fragile
    Like a baby in your arms
    Be gentle with me
    I'd never willingly
    Do you harm

    Apologies
    Are all you seem to get from me
    But just like a child
    You make me smile
    When you care for me
    And you know......

    It's a question of lust
    It's a question of trust
    It's a question of not letting
    What we've built up
    Crumble to dust
    It is all of these things and more
    That keep us together

    Independence
    Is still important for us though (we realise)
    It's easy to make
    The stupid mistake
    Of letting go (do you know what I mean)

    My weaknesses
    You know each and every one (it frightens me)
    But I need to drink
    More than you seem to think
    Before I'm anyone's
    And you know......

    It's a question of lust
    It's a question of trust
    It's a question of not letting
    What we've built up
    Crumble to dust
    It is all of these things and more
    That keep us together

    Kiss me goodbye
    When I'm on my own
    But you know that I'd
    Rather be home

    It's a question of lust...

    © 1986 Martin Lee Gore - Depeche Mode

  4. Re:is it true? on Spam Increases Make Things Tough For Companies · · Score: -1

    Nope, sorry. GF: log the fuck in, try try again.

    Is it just me or does the 80s station sound like the soundtrack to a gay disco in 1988? Not that I would know anything about this, I was a 12 year old nerd kid in 1988, but the vibe is definately there... Oh well, back to slacking off at work ("Yes, I'm almost done with that SQL job. Probably be finished in the hour...")

  5. Re:World ends on Spam Increases Make Things Tough For Companies · · Score: -1

    Congrats on the first logged in post!

  6. Re:Log in, bitch! on Serial ATA Coming · · Score: -1

    Thanks, dad.

  7. Re:DMCA as a religio on Scientology Uses DMCA to Delist Critic's Website · · Score: -1

    I was wondering the same fucking thing. I bet it is good with a marinara sauce and some fine cheese. Red wine will complete the meal.

    Now we'll have to figure out what the hell the DMCA has to do with pasta...

  8. Re:First post! -- WRONG!!! on Beginning Project Documentation? · · Score: -1

    You insensitive clod, my mother's dead. My sister's in my bed, all is forgiven.

  9. Re:This is not a troll. on Beginning Project Documentation? · · Score: -1

    I never really felt at ease with them. I've been writing ASP code for years, I'm just glad to have real strings and shorts, etc...

  10. This is not a troll. on Beginning Project Documentation? · · Score: -1

    Everyone knows ASP kicks CF's ass. Asp.Net kicks ASP's ass. I swear to god today I actually came in my kakis while writing VB.Net web code. Gotta love XML, Soap, real data types (variants are dead, yay!), all the other coding goodness that is .Net.

    In conclusion, try it, you'll like it.

  11. Re:i r the king <-- WRONG!!! on Mining Unstructured Data · · Score: -1

    No.

  12. First post! <-- WRONG!!! on Beginning Project Documentation? · · Score: -1

    Dearest bitch,
    Please try and remember to log in on your next FP attempt. I am forced to reposses this first post in the name of all of us who are logged in. We log in, not because we have lost the 'priveledge' to be AC's, but because we have balls. Large dangling balls that are not afraid of posting with our nyms showing.

    In conclusion, forget about karma if you want to be in the FP game. And remember, bitch, log the fuck in next time. That is all.

  13. Re:Ahh... Found it! on Soviet Moon Rocket · · Score: -1

    WTF? Just set your messanging threshhold to -1 (Raw and uncut) and voila...

  14. Re:Poetic justice? on Mining Unstructured Data · · Score: -1

    I'm thinking that as well...

    Alan Thicke Has Been Troll'd ;)

  15. Re:Log in, bitch! on Serial ATA Coming · · Score: -1

    I start the day with a fresh cranberry muffin and a bottle of Nantucket Nectars cran-rasp-grape juice.


    I personally consume a no-fat yoplait yogurt, a slim-fast breakfast bar, and a bottled water.

  16. Log in, bitch! on Serial ATA Coming · · Score: -1

    I hereby claim your first post in the name of people who log the fuck in.

    On a side note, thanks to the editors who finally got off their hippy slacker asses and fixed the god damn PWP bug. How I hate scrolling right.

  17. Re:Troll Club on Codeweavers' CrossOver Plugin Reviewed · · Score: -1

    LOL...

    I agree with this post.

  18. Re:omg on ATX PPC Motherboards from Eyetech · · Score: -1

    And people who mail fags are probably looking for a free blow job.

  19. Not only theory on that 1908 hit. on Stealth Asteroid Misses Earth · · Score: -1

    Have you heard that other theory about the 1908 hit that attributes it not to a meteor, but to Nic Tesla and his death ray. Interesting shit...

  20. Re:P . L . U . R . on 34-byte Universal Machine · · Score: -1

    *guilty as charged*

  21. Re:52.8KB widening on 34-byte Universal Machine · · Score: -1

    This is just going to drive me to use an inferior browser...

    Taco and gang: the world uses IE. Fix this shit! We can't get mad at Klerck, he is compulsive. We can get mad at the fucking "perl hackers" who run the house and refuse to fix the fuck PWP bug.

    Bastards.

  22. Re:P . L . U . R . on 34-byte Universal Machine · · Score: -1

    heh...

    I was thinking the same fucking thing. The goddamn 20 second shit fucked up my FP, had to submit 4 times (17, 12, 19 seconds respectively, BITCHES!!) Only to be taken by this fucking PC fucking bullshit!! DIE BEE!!

    (Note my prolific usage of double exclamation points, a not not, or turning a negative into a positive. How PC is that?)

  23. Naw, not a FP... on 34-byte Universal Machine · · Score: -1

    [n/t]

  24. Re:Wide pages are still here! on More On Policing Shareware · · Score: -1

    Didn't those bastards fix this shit? I read in FortKnox's journal that the 'fix' was going to be put in the next code update, that was last week.

    Ah well, looks like you got plenty of time to widen our pages, Klerk. The ed's aren't going to make you figure out a new wide page method, you can keep doing this one forever.

    ShoutZ to all trolls!

  25. Re:Sounds interesting, but.. on Mining Unstructured Data · · Score: -1

    mmmmmmmm, fuckable midgets....