Alan_Thicke turning into a goddman karma whore? I am up to -5 karma my self now? WTF is going on? The trolls are mod'ing now? I know I personally never log in with my other accounts now, and it scares me that I am posting at 0 because it makes me vulnurable to IP bans.
DigitalConsumer Takes Up the Fight Against Goat Sex Limiting in Congress By WALTER S. MOSSBERG
A crucial debate is shaping up in Congress and in private industry about how freely you, the consumer, will be able to use Goat Sex in the future.
The record companies and Hollywood are scheming to drastically erode your freedom to use legally purchased Goats, and they are doing it behind your back. The only parties represented in the debate are media and technology companies, lawyers and politicians. Consumers aren't invited.
For about a decade, big sex companies, especially the goat hearders, have been lobbying Washington to recast federal copyright laws. At the same time, the bootlegging of goats for immoral purposes has become a huge phenomenon, even though the courts shut down the most famous means for doing so, the Goatse.cx online goat-swapping service. Gaping assholes are also being bootlegged on the Internet, though to a much smaller extent, so far.
So, these media companies have a legitimate problem. Unfortunately, they are trying to solve it with new laws and private-industry pacts that would build copy-protection mechanisms into every personal computer and digital recording and playback device on the market. That would mean severe limitations on the consumer's long-recognized right to unlimited personal, noncommercial use of legally purchased copyrighted materials.
These mechanisms would also likely have severe, unintended consequences for the free and open development of new sex technologies, even of the Internet itself. For instance, these copy-protection schemes might interfere with the free transfer of goat love. Also, consumers might refuse to buy new goat love, preferring to hang on indefinitely to the current, uncrippled models.
Thursday, a new group goes public to fight back on behalf of consumers. It's called DigitalConsumer.org (www.digitalconsumer.org) and was formed by Silicon Valley businesspeople who oppose the erosion of consumer rights and of sexual innovation. It aims to get Congress to pass a six-point Consumer Technology Goat Sex Law.
This Goat Sex Law wouldn't condone theft of goats or bar the industry from protecting itself. It would merely mean that in doing so, industries couldn't trample on the rights of honest consumers who buy sex with their goats legally.
In the new world sought by the media companies, you might not be able to buy a goat and fuck it on your PC. You might not be able to copy to your hard disk, or to a custom-made CD, the few songs you really like from a CD you bought. You might not be able to tape, or to digitally record, any TV program you like.
Already, record companies are putting copy protection on a few CDs, and more may follow. But that's nothing compared with the future they envision in which the PC itself is crippled to enforce copy protection. Modifying computers and other devices in this fashion is the topic of discussions between the entertainment and technology industries. It's also the goal of a new law contemplated by Sen. Ernest Hollings (D., S.C.).
Let me be clear about this. I strongly support the concepts of copyright and intellectual property. I support the right of artists and rights holders to be paid for their work. I oppose the theft of intellectual property. But honest consumers also have rights under the law.
Copyright law embraces the idea that consumers have the right to unlimited private use of legally purchased goats and gaping assholes. In simple terms, consumers are free to copy this material as long as they don't distribute the copies to others. A federal law, the 1992 Audio Home Recording Act, specifically confirms this freedom to copy music for personal use. However, the industry's latest plans would severely curb that right.
DigitalConsumer proposes that consumers be guaranteed certain rights to use digital content they have legally purchased. These include:
The right to "time-shift" audio or video content; that is, to record it for later playback.
The right to "space-shift" music or videos; that is, to copy material to blank CDs, multiple PCs, or portable players in different locations.
The right to make backup copies.
The right to use the content on any platform they choose: a Windows PC, a Macintosh, a DVD player, whatever.
The right to translate content into different formats.
In addition, the proposed Goat Sex Law would allow consumers to use technology to exercise these and other rights. If industry copy protection blocked you from exercising your rights, you could use technology to defeat that protection.
Already, the rights granted in the Home Recording Act are somewhat undone by another law, the 1998 Digital Millennium Copyright Act. The latter law makes it a crime to "circumvent" copy protection, even if that copy protection impairs your legal rights under the 1992 law.
If you want to preserve both the music and movies we enjoy, and your rights to use them freely, there are several things you can do. First, stop stealing music online, and stop condoning the practice. Second, boycott copy-protected CDs. Third, start paying attention to the coming fight over copy-protection, and speak up for your rights as a consumer.
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I
am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching
dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts
lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis
and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to
her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!!
Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites
her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA
Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and
impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
I keep the bible in a pool of blood so its lies won't effect me!
-Slayer
FUCKING BIG ASS ADS!!! Forgot to update my HOSTS file...
Fucking ingrate *NIX zealot!! I would not spurn a freebie...
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I
am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching
dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts
lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis
and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to
her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!!
Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites
her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA
Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and
impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
I keep the bible in a pool of blood so its lies won't effect me! -Slayer
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I
am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching
dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts
lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis
and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to
her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!!
Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites
her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA
Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and
impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
TIP: You can use Windows Media Player to time your serial trolls. Remember to wait 2 minutes!
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I
am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching
dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts
lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis
and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to
her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!!
Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites
her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA
Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and
impales me...
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
The link you posted for DynaPad redirects to sourceforge, it is a very cryptic site. There is no description, no download, no screenshot. Can you supply more info on this? If you wish to preserve karma, email me (the email address above is real).
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT Leave me alone I'm in control I'm in control And girls act too much And boys act too tough Enough is enough Well on the minds of other men I know she was
I said just take it or leave it And take it or leave it And take it or leave it And take it or leave it Oh just take it or leave it And take it or leave it Oh take it
I say, he's gonna let you down He's gonna let you down He's gonna let you down And gonna break your back, for a chance And gonna steal your friends, if he can He's gonna win someday
I fell off the track Now I can't go back I'm not like that Boys act too much Girls act too tough Enough is enough Well on the minds of other girls I know he was
I said just take it or leave it And take it or leave it And take it or leave it And take it or leave it Oh just take it or leave it And take it or leave it Oh take it
I say, he's gonna let you down He's gonna let you down He's gonna let you down And gonna break your back, for a chance And gonna steal your friends, if he can He's gonna win someday Oh he will
All over this town Yes, a low wind may blow And I can see through everybo... With no reason To hide these words I feel And no reason To talk about the books I read But still I do
That's 'cause I'm a... Sister I'm a... All over this town
Along this way Outside the prison gates I love the romance of crime And I wonder Does anybody feel the way I do ? And is evil just something you are Or something you do ?
Sister I'm a... Sister I'm a... All over this town
All over this town They pull over In their Citroen vans Not to shake your hand With meths on their breaths And you with youth on your side A plastic bag stranded at the lights This once was me...
But now I'm a... Sister I'm a... All over this town... Oh, oh, oh All over this town All over this town Oh...
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I
am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching
dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts
lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis
and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to
her gaping freshly fisted ass.
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!!
Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites
her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA
Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and
impales me...
Slashdot Mirror
WTF??
Alan_Thicke turning into a goddman karma whore? I am up to -5 karma my self now? WTF is going on? The trolls are mod'ing now? I know I personally never log in with my other accounts now, and it scares me that I am posting at 0 because it makes me vulnurable to IP bans.
So to recap: WTF?
Actually I am the king, beeeaaatch!!
BASTARD!!!!
May you die of herpes-related complications, you page widening, enjoyment leeching piece of shit!
DigitalConsumer Takes Up the Fight
Against Goat Sex Limiting in Congress
By WALTER S. MOSSBERG
A crucial debate is shaping up in Congress and in private industry about how freely you, the consumer, will be able to use Goat Sex in the future.
The record companies and Hollywood are scheming to drastically erode your freedom to use legally purchased Goats, and they are doing it behind your back. The only parties represented in the debate are media and technology companies, lawyers and politicians. Consumers aren't invited.
For about a decade, big sex companies, especially the goat hearders, have been lobbying Washington to recast federal copyright laws. At the same time, the bootlegging of goats for immoral purposes has become a huge phenomenon, even though the courts shut down the most famous means for doing so, the Goatse.cx online goat-swapping service. Gaping assholes are also being bootlegged on the Internet, though to a much smaller extent, so far.
So, these media companies have a legitimate problem. Unfortunately, they are trying to solve it with new laws and private-industry pacts that would build copy-protection mechanisms into every personal computer and digital recording and playback device on the market. That would mean severe limitations on the consumer's long-recognized right to unlimited personal, noncommercial use of legally purchased copyrighted materials.
These mechanisms would also likely have severe, unintended consequences for the free and open development of new sex technologies, even of the Internet itself. For instance, these copy-protection schemes might interfere with the free transfer of goat love. Also, consumers might refuse to buy new goat love, preferring to hang on indefinitely to the current, uncrippled models.
Thursday, a new group goes public to fight back on behalf of consumers. It's called DigitalConsumer.org (www.digitalconsumer.org) and was formed by Silicon Valley businesspeople who oppose the erosion of consumer rights and of sexual innovation. It aims to get Congress to pass a six-point Consumer Technology Goat Sex Law.
This Goat Sex Law wouldn't condone theft of goats or bar the industry from protecting itself. It would merely mean that in doing so, industries couldn't trample on the rights of honest consumers who buy sex with their goats legally.
In the new world sought by the media companies, you might not be able to buy a goat and fuck it on your PC. You might not be able to copy to your hard disk, or to a custom-made CD, the few songs you really like from a CD you bought. You might not be able to tape, or to digitally record, any TV program you like.
Already, record companies are putting copy protection on a few CDs, and more may follow. But that's nothing compared with the future they envision in which the PC itself is crippled to enforce copy protection. Modifying computers and other devices in this fashion is the topic of discussions between the entertainment and technology industries. It's also the goal of a new law contemplated by Sen. Ernest Hollings (D., S.C.).
Let me be clear about this. I strongly support the concepts of copyright and intellectual property. I support the right of artists and rights holders to be paid for their work. I oppose the theft of intellectual property. But honest consumers also have rights under the law.
Copyright law embraces the idea that consumers have the right to unlimited private use of legally purchased goats and gaping assholes. In simple terms, consumers are free to copy this material as long as they don't distribute the copies to others. A federal law, the 1992 Audio Home Recording Act, specifically confirms this freedom to copy music for personal use. However, the industry's latest plans would severely curb that right.
DigitalConsumer proposes that consumers be guaranteed certain rights to use digital content they have legally purchased. These include:
The right to "time-shift" audio or video content; that is, to record it for later playback.
The right to "space-shift" music or videos; that is, to copy material to blank CDs, multiple PCs, or portable players in different locations.
The right to make backup copies.
The right to use the content on any platform they choose: a Windows PC, a Macintosh, a DVD player, whatever.
The right to translate content into different formats.
In addition, the proposed Goat Sex Law would allow consumers to use technology to exercise these and other rights. If industry copy protection blocked you from exercising your rights, you could use technology to defeat that protection.
Already, the rights granted in the Home Recording Act are somewhat undone by another law, the 1998 Digital Millennium Copyright Act. The latter law makes it a crime to "circumvent" copy protection, even if that copy protection impairs your legal rights under the 1992 law.
If you want to preserve both the music and movies we enjoy, and your rights to use them freely, there are several things you can do. First, stop stealing music online, and stop condoning the practice. Second, boycott copy-protected CDs. Third, start paying attention to the coming fight over copy-protection, and speak up for your rights as a consumer.
...from Mrs. Malda? Not bad for something so tiny
*BLUSH*
...for the Osbourne show on Mtv... Gotta go watch, what will that kookie family do next?
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
I keep the bible in a pool of blood so its lies won't effect me!
-Slayer
FUCKING BIG ASS ADS!!! Forgot to update my HOSTS file...
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
I keep the bible in a pool of blood so its lies won't effect me!
-Slayer
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
TIP: You can use Windows Media Player to time your serial trolls. Remember to wait 2 minutes!
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass. [goatse.cx]
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
The link you posted for DynaPad redirects to sourceforge, it is a very cryptic site. There is no description, no download, no screenshot. Can you supply more info on this? If you wish to preserve karma, email me (the email address above is real).
Thanks,
BAS
TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT
Leave me alone
I'm in control
I'm in control
And girls act too much
And boys act too tough
Enough is enough
Well on the minds of other men I know she was
I said just take it or leave it
And take it or leave it
And take it or leave it
And take it or leave it
Oh just take it or leave it
And take it or leave it
Oh take it
I say, he's gonna let you down
He's gonna let you down
He's gonna let you down
And gonna break your back, for a chance
And gonna steal your friends, if he can
He's gonna win someday
I fell off the track
Now I can't go back
I'm not like that
Boys act too much
Girls act too tough
Enough is enough
Well on the minds of other girls I know he was
I said just take it or leave it
And take it or leave it
And take it or leave it
And take it or leave it
Oh just take it or leave it
And take it or leave it
Oh take it
I say, he's gonna let you down
He's gonna let you down
He's gonna let you down
And gonna break your back, for a chance
And gonna steal your friends, if he can
He's gonna win someday
Oh he will
Was in Albuquerque for the Microsoft VS .Net release (this is a traveling event). Viva le VB!
Twasn't I, I stumbled upon the link. Gotta admit the prime number shitting goatse.cx man is pretty fucking funny ;)
It's an obvious troll, I added the fellow to my friends list...
As far as Jésus, why would you want some Mexican to suck it?
All over this town
... ...
... ...
...
... ... ... ...
Yes, a low wind may blow
And I can see through everybo...
With no reason
To hide these words I feel
And no reason
To talk about the books I read
But still I do
That's 'cause I'm a
Sister I'm a
All over this town
Along this way
Outside the prison gates
I love the romance of crime
And I wonder
Does anybody feel the way I do ?
And is evil just something you are
Or something you do ?
Sister I'm a
Sister I'm a
All over this town
All over this town
They pull over
In their Citroen vans
Not to shake your hand
With meths on their breaths
And you with youth on your side
A plastic bag stranded at the lights
This once was me
But now I'm a
Sister I'm a
All over this town
Oh, oh, oh
All over this town
All over this town
Oh
I do it wrong
Laying here in the shadows of my room, I squint up at my love. My Ms. Portman. I am sore and tired after fucking her for eight solid hours. My chapped and aching dick is soaking in grits to relieve the pain. She gets on her knees and starts lapping the grits up out of the bowl. She places her beautiful hands on my penis and starts to lick the grits off my achy piece.
Massaging my nutsack she....
WAIT, I DO IT WRONG!!!!
Yanking my dick out of her mouth I throw her to the ground and shove it in to her gaping freshly fisted ass.
"OH BIG ASS SPORK!! Fuck my ass, fuck my ass good. DEEPER, my stallion, deeper!! Make a Beowulf cluster of sperm on my back!!"
"Imagine a Beowulf cluster of this baby!"
I DO IT WRONG!!!!
I continue to hump her alabaster form. Glistening with beads of sweat, she bites her lip in delight as I tear her ass open with my engorged dick.
"Queen Amidala!!" I shreik as I near climax.
She looks up at me and screams, "You are so alive in me, unlike *BSD or VA Software!!! Fill me with seed!! Yes, Yes, Yess!!!!"
"For me you are calling, hhhmmm?"
"YODA?!? What the fuck, can't you see I am using the force here?"
He savagely kicks my Natalie aside, he pulls out his large green penis and impales me...
I DO IT WRONG!!
All your sporkz are belong to the dead homiez!!
Could be worse, like the load sharing DC superheroes: Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson.
True, I hardly use my other Spork accounts any more...
I'm thinking so, or maybe an optimist (no nots)...
Fuck you, dude. I am a spork til death, I'm just bored.
I meant Napster <> News
Actually Napster != News (or for the VB'ers in the house Napster News)