1. "Foda-se mais esta merda! Desisto! Quem é que fez este XML?" (Fuck this shit! I give up! Who made this xml feed?" for two hours on the homepage of a major info site. 2. "A merda do webservice fodeu-se" (The shitty webservice fucked up!) for 4 or 5 days on teletext.
I now only curse on safe places. Like on places I *know* will never be seen. err....
PHB: specifications??!!? We don't need no stinking specifications! Me/you/anonymous programmer forced to work with said PHB (MYAPFWWSPHB): so we're supposed to work without a net, hu? Again, hu? You do remember last project and what you said could never happen again, right? PHB: this time it's different! See? It's just a simple web app for just a few thousand users!!! What could possibly go wrong? MYAPFWWSPHB: *sigh*
The digits of pi do not repeat? That's stoopid. There's only like 10 digits in the universe! They have to repeat at least some of them. Look: just in 3.1415 you can find two ones! What!?
Look here, son. I've dealt with myriads of printing problems over the years on every fu****g imaginable browser. I'm having a hard time believing you're having a hard time because of firefox. Give examples or be laughed at.
now... if you can correctly diagnose why a PHP script gives "Cannot send session cache limiter - headers already sent" with a one liner <?session_start()?;>, I'll give you some credit.
I wasn't aware of this kind of open real time satellite tracking. (I'll promptly forfeit my geek privileges on my way out). Assuming it's dependable and that it is a comprehensible and complete Database, how did the recent satellite collision was allowed to take place in the...er... first place? IANARS but I'm guessing you could code some kind of early-warning-collision-system with that kind of data.
OR... the cutty sark is has me done me wrong after dinner without ice no ice? the pain.
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I'm in yourope.
I don't use yyyy/mm/dd. Nobody does. Unless in SQL.
I am the sole responsible for:
1. "Foda-se mais esta merda! Desisto! Quem é que fez este XML?" (Fuck this shit! I give up! Who made this xml feed?" for two hours on the homepage of a major info site.
2. "A merda do webservice fodeu-se" (The shitty webservice fucked up!) for 4 or 5 days on teletext.
I now only curse on safe places. Like on places I *know* will never be seen. err....
PHB: specifications??!!? We don't need no stinking specifications!
Me/you/anonymous programmer forced to work with said PHB (MYAPFWWSPHB): so we're supposed to work without a net, hu? Again, hu? You do remember last project and what you said could never happen again, right?
PHB: this time it's different! See? It's just a simple web app for just a few thousand users!!! What could possibly go wrong?
MYAPFWWSPHB: *sigh*
A five-ounce bird could not carry a one-pound coconut!
Great. You've single handed slashdotted his site. or something like that.
That reason is inconceivable.
The digits of pi do not repeat?
That's stoopid. There's only like 10 digits in the universe! They have to repeat at least some of them. Look: just in 3.1415 you can find two ones!
What!?
"hundreds of millions of eye witness accounts"
bnurp?
Why confused? It's a valid question!!!! There has to exist such a mechanism!
This is not the /. I have grown to know and love...
Where are all the "And I, for one, welcome our new [insert cleaver word] overlords" jokes!?
Look here, son.
I've dealt with myriads of printing problems over the years on every fu****g imaginable browser.
I'm having a hard time believing you're having a hard time because of firefox.
Give examples or be laughed at.
now... if you can correctly diagnose why a PHP script gives "Cannot send session cache limiter - headers already sent" with a one liner <?session_start()?;>, I'll give you some credit.
Who's protecting the innocenti?
That's just something a loyal minion would say to cover his/her/its boss evil doings.
I'm stockpiling twinkies.
You have a typo. It's (beta)U*tan(Meh).
My work here is done.
It is NOT "like watching latter-day Marines field-strip and assemble their weapons". No Marine would be so clumsy.
Stupidest video. Ever.
What are you? Some sort of monarch of physical suffering?
My Asus A6VA had ~2 hours of battery with win 2003 Server or XP. Two months after I installed Win 7 all I get is roughly 20~30 minutes.
Bastards!
Same thing here on my Asus A6Va. The battery now holds ~37%.
Shirley!
Sorry. I am so sorry. I'll leave now. So sorry.
Are implying M&M's are Mars droppings?
That was totally uncalled for.
They do close to nothing.
I...I am so... sorry. I'll leave now.
And it took you 1200 parsecs to figure that out?
*sigh*
To the non Portuguese-speaking:
Parent made a typo on the "how much money" link. Correct link is: here
Bookmarked! :)
godspeed!
I wasn't aware of this kind of open real time satellite tracking. (I'll promptly forfeit my geek privileges on my way out).
Assuming it's dependable and that it is a comprehensible and complete Database, how did the recent satellite collision was allowed to take place in the...er... first place? IANARS but I'm guessing you could code some kind of early-warning-collision-system with that kind of data.
OR... the cutty sark is has me done me wrong after dinner without ice no ice? the pain.