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  1. Ok, so it saves trees. on Samsung Releases Solar-Powered Phone · · Score: 1

    But does it give a report on the rare metals mined in deep Africa needed to build it?

    The geek-factor on one of these is huge and I'd be all over it like a prussian woodpecker over a Louis XIII Antique Chair, but all this greenness only makes sense to those willing to ignore the un-greenness of the whole manufacturing process.

    Bah. Why don't they just strap a mini gas turbine?

  2. Re:One reason... on Massive EVE Online Alliance Disbanded · · Score: 1

    I hear you...

  3. Re:Let's land on it. on Small Asteroid Making 400,000 Mile Pass By Earth · · Score: 1

    I propose one of these!

  4. Re:The unofficial diary of a Mars rover driver on NASA Mars Rovers Hit 5-Year Anniversary · · Score: 1

    Saw you yesterday on National Geographic! :)

  5. Re:Only the paranoid survive (not) on Are My Ideas Being Stolen? If So, What Then? · · Score: 1

    At least one of my ideas got stolen by a professor of mine back in 94. He did some moonlighting for a private learning center I had the chance to visit a few years after he was my teacher.
    I recognized my interface and asked what it was... it seems my teacher "custom designed" the application for them... and made some good money on the process. The bastard.

    There was another incident, a year or two later, involving a major soft-drink brand who had one of those stylish mid 90's interactive stand which looked suspiciously like one of my projects. My teacher, who did some freelancing on the side, said I was crazy and that I could prove nothing. The bastard.

    These were small projects... nothing worth patenting.

  6. Re:I can download Player Piano Rolls?!?!? on Player Piano Roll Production Ceases · · Score: 1

    *giggle*

  7. too many to count... on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 1

    I do humongous form-driven web applications used mainly by scientists. I also support the forms. I remember a few:

    Case 1:
    scientist: "How do I validate my application?"
    me: "There's a button right next to the application reference. What does it say?"
    scientist: "it says 'validate application'"
    me: "Well. There you have it."
    scientist: "What do you mean? What should I do? I must validate this before 17 pm. It's now 16:55! HOW DO I VALIDATE MY APPLICATION?"
    me: "*sigh*"

    Case 2:
    scientist: "Your service is terrible. I cannot login with the username and password you sent me"
    me: "What username are you using, Sir?"
    scientist: "The one you sent me. 'is:L00232'"
    me:"*sigh*"

    Case 3:
    scientist: "I assure you I sent you the email with the error."
    me: "Sir, I searched my inbox and I can't find any mail from you. What email address did you use?"
    scientist: "For crying out loud! I used the one you have on your signature: +35121837402. And I've got here the receipt that came out of the machine! Give me your name. I'm going to take your incompetency right to the minister!!! He's an old friend of mine, you know?"
    me: "*sigh*"

    Case 4:
    scientist: "(...) then I clicked 'submit' and nothing happened. I lost 5 hours work and the deadline is in 15 minutes! I demand to have one more day to submit my application. Give me your name. I'm going to take your incompetency right to the minister!!! He's an old friend of mine, you know?"
    me: "Sir. Everything the users do in these forms is logged. I'm looking at the logs right now. Your username was used once on July 13 at 19:25 when you created the application and today just 10 minutes ago. My name is [my real name]. Do you still want to take this to the mnister? I will gladly supply the logs."
    scientist: "uhhh I mean... errr..."
    me:"I thought so"

    I've got thousands of cases... I'm going to cry for a couple of minutes...

  8. Re:Another report ? on Sweet Molecule Could Lead Us To Alien Life · · Score: 1

    Haven't we determined already that radio waves degrade into noise in a couple of light years :/?

  9. What? No jokes about... on Drinking Coffee From a Cup In Space · · Score: -1, Redundant

    ...two astronaughts and said cup?

    This is slashdot! I want my complementary washed up jokes!

  10. Re:Easy Ways to Fool Them? on Machines Almost Pass Mass Turing Test · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up!

  11. Re:USB on Algorithms Can Make You Pretty · · Score: 1

    @tepples: that woosh you just heard was the worlds most obvious joke going right over your head

    Woosh? What do you mean - I didn't hear a woosh.

    --

    Geez! What's with some people that just don't get jokes!!?

  12. Re:Last Friday on EU Patent Staff Go On Strike · · Score: 1

    You evidently were never proper introduced to Miss Alotta Fagina.

  13. Re:1906 on Huge Arctic Ice Shelf Breaks Off · · Score: 1

    Who modded this "Informative"?
    Are you implying that if 1 billion people dress like a Pirate the GW will go away?
    BS!
    We need real pirates, not the harmless, GW lowering-ineffective, pirate-wannabes!

  14. Re:Serious issue! on What To Do With All of My Gadget Chargers? · · Score: 1

    I am Portuguese. It is a Portuguese A with a ~.

    Now go and spread the word.

  15. Re:Well that's embarassing on Rosetta Disk Designed For 2,000 Years Archive · · Score: 2, Insightful

    dd
    x

  16. Re:Don't you mean? on B-2 Stealth Bomber Gets Upgrade, Joins the '90s · · Score: 1

    This is /.
    There is no need to explain the bug! ...I think!

  17. Re:I'll apply! on id Software Announces Doom 4 · · Score: 1

    What? No css?

  18. Re:There is no evidence it is a planet! on Smallest Planet Outside Our Solar System Found · · Score: 1

    Are you implying it may not be a moon?

    err..

    Ah crap. I always mess my Star Wars quotes.

  19. Re:The Bolivian Salt Flats on Bolivian Salt Flats Aid Spacecraft Calibration · · Score: 1

    Touché!

  20. Re:Another breakthrough on New Inkjet Technology 5 To 10 Times Faster · · Score: 3, Informative

    You really should RTFA.

    [quoteTFA]
    The desktop printer's individual color ink cartridges hold 50ml of ink, an almost unprecedented amount in a consumer product, and will sell for less than $20 each, the company predicts. Most existing inkjet printers from companies like Epson use ink cartridges with a capacity of about 10ml, and prices of $15 to $30.
    [/quoteTFA]

  21. Re:Tapes? on So You've Lost a $38 Billion File · · Score: 1

    NEVER trust tapes.
    I don't!
    Bastards!

  22. Re:Subtitle of the book on The Book of JavaScript · · Score: 1, Funny


    while(1==1){
    alert('pwned');
    }
    </script>

    Mwhahahahah
    Phear my mad skillz!

    Hunrf?!?!

  23. Re:wtf? on Computer Date Glitch May Limit Next Shuttle Launch · · Score: 1

    Sharp eye, hey? :)

  24. Re:Pi is like so last year on Pi Recited to 100,000 Digits · · Score: 1

    Mod parent up! It's funny!

  25. Re:"Futurology" is bunk on BT Futurologist On Smart Yogurt and the $7 PC · · Score: 1

    >(...)I have a device in my left eye (the aformentioned IOD).(...)

    Could you elaborate some more? Googled for "eye IOD" but came out empty!