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  1. Re:According to Bush on US Starts Attacking Afghanistan · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    modded down? huh?

  2. Re:According to Bush on US Starts Attacking Afghanistan · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    your a towelhead yourself arent you?

    their military infrastructure cannot come close to formadable against the U.S.

    and if you couldnt tell, i was trying to be funny. pull the koran out of your ass and lighten up.

  3. Re:According to Bush on US Starts Attacking Afghanistan · · Score: -1, Troll

    radar stations and communications ? did we bomb their arsonal of 5 bullets ?

    so does that mean we bombed their string between two tin cans?

    the can't possiably have shit! they think their radar station is a fuckin dish network satallite dish. then turn the channel to the weather channel and think they are tracking us, when its just some fuckin huricane.

    good by towel head taliban, dont say we didnt warn ya.

  4. recycled? on Extreme Recycling - Cardboard Buildings · · Score: 1

    I remember them programs in school where you would bring in your pop bottles and they would make them into the benches that were on the playground...... i assume they're the same kinda programs.

  5. Re:Aren't these off-the-shelf yet? on Compaq Recalls Notebook AC Adapters · · Score: 0

    although some may fit in other power outlet holes and such, i belive each company makes their own adapter so they can sell them with the laptops. So, when you buy a $2000 laptop. you can count on almost $100 of extras. Some include the cord w/ the laptop, some dont. It's just another way they suck the cash outta us.

  6. Re:Is the Matrix really appropriate now? on Digital Dailies and the Matrix Sequels · · Score: 0

    since you are a flaming troll, i could not resist this....

    everytime people dont go to sporting events, dont attend movies, dont fly in planes, you are re-affirming the terrorists goal, to fuck with our lives. so, you can keep being fucked with. Me? i dont like being fucked by afgan fags.

  7. Re:This isn't the first. on Webpads, Anyone? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    yes, i own one of the hitachi's and it is great. it ran a little more than 600 bucks though, and the configuration wasnt as easy as I had hoped.. maybe this one will be better?

  8. Re:Power of Gartner on Microsoft Attempts to Secure IIS · · Score: -1

    Is today April fools day? This is a joke right? Secure IIS?

  9. Re:Does anyone find it scary... on The Twenty Most Critical Internet Security Holes · · Score: -1

    they do not have time to fix them all i bet?

    they have to help stupid users open up microsoft word, or show how to put something on a floppy disk.

    "this is your mouse.... drag things where you want them"

    you know, the AOL users at home who do nothing but talk to 50 year old fat guys rubbing their junk in peanutbutter, but portray themselves as 18 year old football stars.

    or they are participating in rosie's chub club.

    god, if it was not for the nerds of this world, it would be pretty fucked up.

    (i would also like to mention.. next time someone cool is about to die, dont kill that person, just kill rosie o'donnel... she's a fat stupid bitch)

  10. Re:Oxymoron on The Twenty Most Critical Internet Security Holes · · Score: -1

    yeah, maybe "microsoft works.... like a piece of shit"

  11. Re:Biggest Vulnerability... on The Twenty Most Critical Internet Security Holes · · Score: -1

    i defenitly have to agree with you.

    my mom or sister would have no idea what was going on if their cheap ass dell boxes started freaking out. Can it happen? Oh yes.... ive had many hours of fun with my sister after she ran my car into a fuckin tree... There are so many holes in her shit its unbelievable... my fault? yes. do I care? not until my bumper is fixed.

  12. Re:Intrinsic Security in OS X on Huge security hole in Internet Explorer for MacOS · · Score: -1

    although i still agree this is a problem, it is one that wouldnt do much (agreeing w/ you) even if a virus spread this way, it would only gain access to usernames and such... unless admins surf w/ the servers and shit (seems redundant to me)

  13. Re:Not M$ on Huge security hole in Internet Explorer for MacOS · · Score: -1

    you, my friend are very confused, and should knwo what you are talking about first.

    Internet Explorer is MICROSOFT. saying that Internet Explorer has nothing to do with microsoft is just.... well, dumb.

  14. Re:First email on Happy Birthday! Email Is 30 Years Old · · Score: -1

    im sure it had more to do with "me and all my horney friends are waiting"

  15. Re:Life without email on Happy Birthday! Email Is 30 Years Old · · Score: -1

    I would have never known that I could make money testing a beta email client for AOL, or i would recieve free clothes from *shudder* GAP for forwarding an email. LOOK AT ME, IM A MILLIONARE.

    (it should be noted that i never forwarded that shit, but you know 99% of america does)

  16. Re:Let's see if I can be a complete b00b! on Where is Largest Linux Desktop Install? · · Score: -1

    your assault on my ally will not go un-noted

  17. Re:Part time, baby!! on Charting Virtual Worlds · · Score: -1, Troll

    -a full tank of gas
    -a pound of weed
    -a bird called pinky

    none of that gay shit though

  18. i win on Is A "Well-Rounded" Education a Good One? · · Score: -1, Troll

    i would have won had it not been that stupid 20 seconds rule bullshit that has been forced upon the slashdot community. how is one to troll or flame with such barriers?

  19. Re:How do you remove the motivation from kamazis? on A New Kind of War · · Score: -1

    that 60 billion was for relief and supplies, hardly military in nature

    and the Taliban does not represent 100% of the islamic world. just because they outlawed TV's and music and the such does not mean all islamic people hate the stuff. The Taliban oppresses its people so it can control them all easily. I would like you to point out another country that has banned all forms of media and entertainment, not a "group"

  20. Re:What can 60 billion dollars buy? on A New Kind of War · · Score: -1

    looking at the flight mainfest (yes, airlines keep track of who flies on which planes) you would find the list of people on the plane. after an easy inspection, the arab names would stand out. after investigating the names you find other leads that are suspicious and BAOM, you have your hijackers.

  21. Re:Assasination: what a GREAT idea on A New Kind of War · · Score: -1

    you actually think laden will give himself up ALIVE? I picture this guy waiting for the US troops to enter his tent, or cave, and pulling a bomb at the last minuite, taking with him, even more lives. who knows. the only thing I know is that we should bomb the shit out of him. when laden is gone, terrorism loses its "president". sure, there are others, but when was the last time you have heard of another terrorist targeting the united states as much as he did. he is not the whole problem, but he is the majority of it.

    i cannot belive you think this guy is not a terrorist after what has happened in the past week.

  22. Re:SPOO on FSF Statement on Violation of GPL by RTLinux · · Score: -1

    fear not, a spork brother is on the beat

  23. i win on Exchange vs. Linux/390 Comparison · · Score: -1

    because I am the champion, my friends. I pissed on bin ladens head, and it fell off... i am the champion i am the champion.... one boob only

  24. Re:Anagram on More On Tragedy · · Score: -1

    nothing, you retard

  25. Re:What can be done about terrorism? on More On Tragedy · · Score: -1

    I say we send in a team of men into afganistan, find bin ladden, kidnap him and bring him back to the united states. (this is assuming he is responsible, and from what ive heard, the U.S. is leaning in that direction) We then all take turns beating the shit out of him, then pissing on his face. After we are done, we can laugh at him. Then we should drop a 104 story building on him, and set it on fire.