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Sad news ... Ronald Reagan, dead at 93

On: Sun Opens JDesktop Integration Components

I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi actor Ronald Reagan was found dead in his Bel Air home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his bombs, there's no denying his contributions to popular poverty. Truly an American icon.

Sad news ... Ronald Reagan, dead at 93

On: Apple Previewing New Power Mac?

I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi actor Ronald Reagan was found dead in his Bel Air home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his bombs, there's no denying his contributions to popular poverty. Truly an American icon.

Re:crap, no trolls on this article?

On: The Joys Of Losing Your Cooling Device

The trolls have gone home.

Well,

On: Linux Token Ring Support Bringing Down Corporate Nets?

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Re:Stephen Motherfucking King

On: New Themes.org Almost Ready; Needs A Little Help

I fucking just fucking heard fucking some fucking fucking sad fucking news fucking on fucking talk fucking radio - fucking Horror/Sci fucking Fi fucking writer fucking Stephen fucking King fucking fucking was fucking found fucking dead fucking in fucking his fucking Maine fucking home fucking this fucking morning. There fucking weren't fucking any fucking more fucking details. I'm fucking sure fucking everyone fucking in fucking the fucking Slashdot fucking community fucking will fucking miss fucking him - fucking even fucking if fucking you fucking didn't fucking enjoy fucking his fucking work, fucking there's fucking no fucking denying fucking his fucking contributions fucking to fucking popular fucking culture. Fucking truly fucking a fucking American fucking icon.

Re:Help? I dont think so.

On: New Themes.org Almost Ready; Needs A Little Help

Make a profit? You must be talking about some different VA Linux.

Stephen Motherfucking King

On: New Themes.org Almost Ready; Needs A Little Help

I just heard some motherfucking sad news on talk radio - Horror/Sci Fi writer Stephen motherfucking King was found motherfucking dead in his Maine home this morning. There weren't any more motherfucking details. I'm sure motherfucking everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his motherfucking work, there's no denying his contributions to popular motherfucking culture. Truly an American motherfucking icon

Re:Stephen King, author, dead at 54

On: New Themes.org Almost Ready; Needs A Little Help

I heard Stephen King was in the WTC.

Re:hey

On: New Themes.org Almost Ready; Needs A Little Help

This one.

The lameness filter doesn't like links.

Re:Which terrorists?

On: New Themes.org Almost Ready; Needs A Little Help

Bomb Bin Laden

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Re:Themes.org

On: New Themes.org Almost Ready; Needs A Little Help

KDE sucks anyway.

Wanna dig for gold?

On: New Themes.org Almost Ready; Needs A Little Help

$106 million worth of gold is buried under the remains of World Trade Center. So, grab a shovel and make your fortune.

Re:john carmack rulz

On: Multiplayer Test For Return To Castle Wolfenstein

John Carmack is gay. I want him to suck my dick.

There is a cure

On: You Cannot Turn it Off: News Addiction

Read Slashdot. You won't find any news there.

Re:prayers?

On: Fast, Open Alternative to Java

Getting laid?

Re:A fried of Mono?

On: Fast, Open Alternative to Java

It's a quote, dumbass.

Re:Source?

On: Fast, Open Alternative to Java

I, for one, don't want to download and run a binary from an unknown site.

Coward.

Re:Bin Laden's head?

On: Fast, Open Alternative to Java

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Re:Bin Laden's head?

On: Fast, Open Alternative to Java

Is he related to you?

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Re:As open as this?

On: Fast, Open Alternative to Java

Anything open is good.

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Right.

On: Fast, Open Alternative to Java

Shit is supposed to come out of this:

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Bin Laden's head?

On: Fast, Open Alternative to Java

I rather want his ass.

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As open as this?

On: Fast, Open Alternative to Java

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Re:Hello again!!!

On: AtheOS Wizard Kurt Skauen Tells All

dirt bag.

Re:Hello again!!!

On: AtheOS Wizard Kurt Skauen Tells All

Quiet, or I'll let you mom out of the bag.