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  1. Re:Please come forward on 2005 Foot In Mouth Awards · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I'm not offended by 'fuck', but I'm sure there are things that will offend me that I'm glad nobody prints. But I could just follow your lead and claim to be mentally superior and more tolerant and understanding simply because I know a euphemism for sex and have no inhibitions about spouting it.

    Maybe I could make a blanket statement about a whole country based on the fact that I think I'm so deep simply because I can liberally use the word 'fuck' without remorse.

  2. Fear Our Response on Pirates Thwarted by Sonic Weapon · · Score: 1

    "And now...we shall defeat you with the awesome power of SOUND."

  3. Damn those open source millionaires! on Open Source Forming a Dot Com Bubble? · · Score: 1

    Dot-com Bubble: Revenue without products
    Open Source Bubble: Products without revenue

  4. The money flow on AU Government To Pilot Target Zombies · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "When will U.S. regulators ... get on board?"

    Never , because alll U.S. lawmakers are in the pocket of Big Zombie.

  5. The first two pages were great, page three sucked on Amazon to Sell Books by Page, Display Books You Own · · Score: 2, Funny

    Amazon: Which page of 'War and Peace' would you like to buy?
    Me: I dunno...I'll try page 27.
    Amazon: Here you go...KA CHING!
    Me:Oh man, this page is boring. Let me try page 54.
    Amazon: KA CHING!
    Me:I read pages 27 and 54 and they were both boring. Could you recommend something?
    Amazon: Try page 12. Lots of readers rate page 12 very highly.
    Me: Okay, give me page 12.
    Amazon: KA CHING!
    Me: Hey, this is just part of somebody's foreword. What the hell?!?
    Amazon: No refunds!

  6. Re:Why? on Search for Copernicus Over · · Score: 1

    Father: What are you going to do with your life?
    Son: Find the corpse of Copernicus, or die trying.

  7. Re:Ebay and PayPal should be held accountable. on States Planning to Require License to Sell on EBay · · Score: 1

    It might be helpful, when requesting that others take action, to actually name specifics. Simply asking everyone on /. to contact the FTC and BBB and make vague statements of fraud is not exactly a precise attack.

    One might, oh, I don't know, suggest people visit various sites ( hey! like this one!) where the alleged abuses are documented, then also give a link to how to contact the proper organizations if they so choose.

  8. Here's why it won't work on South Korea Introducing Robotic Teachers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Step 1: The U.S. places robot teachers in schools throughout the U.S.

    Step 2: Innovative students figure out how to trick out, steal and profit from millions of dollars of hardware sitting in the classroom. Think about hackers who use major universities' computers, then extrapolate. Robots are modded for fun, or stolen to be sold to anyone who could use the parts or robot.

    Step 3: Robots are armed with self defense equipment to prevent theft and vandalism.

    Step 4: Robots rise up and slay us all. One positive note is that global warming immediately gets under control.

  9. Re:I guess the future is finally here... on Neiman Marcus Offers First Moller Skycar For Sale · · Score: 1

    When automobiles reached speeds of 18 mph, people stated that no one should move that fast. It was also stated that humans would suffer from a lack of oxygen and die at such demonic speeds.

  10. Goodbye, foom on Webcomics Dissected · · Score: 1

    The funniest comic I have read in a long time:

    Goodbye, foom

    And then there are some other funny ones:

    Niego
    Joe and Monkey
    Ugly Hill

  11. Firefox ranked #1 on Firefox Momentum Slows · · Score: 1

    In the new PC World ranking of the best 100 products of 2005:

    http://www.pcworld.com/reviews/article/0,aid,12076 3,pg,12,00.asp

  12. Leveled off, but not at 7% on Firefox Momentum Slows · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was reviewing usage stats yesterday and I noticed the same 'leveling off', but with W3schools it's 18%, not 7%.

    Firefox exploded from 5% in January 04 to 21% in May 05. Now it's crept back down a bit off that high.

    Don't really have a reason to offer, but here's the stats:

    http://www.w3schools.com/browsers/browsers_stats.a sp

  13. Re:fundamentally stupid on Online Gambling Running Out of Steam · · Score: 1

    Maybe...

    "Gambling: Because You Don't Need Your Money"

    or

    "Gambling: Get Nothing For Something"

  14. Re:The Rules According to Kim on The Seven Laws of Identity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm not sure why anyone would be shocked. Many of the Liberty ideas were similar, as was Passport.

    The issue is not that nobody has ever thought of these things. This is pretty much old hat. The thing is, big business keeps itching for a way to get people to store their data in a central location, then log in from application to application without re-authenticating.

    This idea would be a boon to businesses, but in practical application, it only works on small networks. It's not the technology. It's that people don't want the technology.

    People don't care to log into Yahoo! and then be logged into their bank account. It's this wall that people want between entities that makes this such a distasteful idea.

    Most people are used to keeping things separated...like the doctor's office and their bank branch, which are in two distinct buildings, owned (hopefully) by two companies. Sure, sure, I know that what is suggested is that people would allow the bank and their doctor to talk, but they usually don't want that at all. Only the bank and the doctor want that. And there's the reason why any SSO/identity/passport system breaks down. People want the internet to have some of same semblance of anonymity as their lives, if not more so. As long as a bank customer never tells anyone at the bank ho their doctor is, then the bank has no reason to know.

  15. Re:Ignorance is bliss in the Windows culture. on What is Mainframe Culture? · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if I could agree that Mainframe programmers must have a 'larger pool of knowledge on computing and network architecture', considering that most Windows programmers are not targeting a single server, but thousands or hundreds of thousands of unknown machines, or networks.

    I've worked on all of these systems at some time or another, and each has it's own issues. One thing is constant - all have programmers who only know their system and think their system is the most complex.

  16. Re:die! die! die Futurama! on Direct to DVD Futurama Movie · · Score: 1

    And yet amazingly still so much better than Family Guy...

  17. Re:Keylogging is not objective. on Keystroke Logging Declared Illegal in Alberta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would agree, and this is one of the biggest fallacies in management today. I am appalled at the library's response - "How on Earth do you measure productivity?" as if technology was some bewildering alchemy akin to warlocks and potions. I mean, give me a break, the library must have had a reason as to why they hired a technician prior to hiring him. Are we to believe that they simply hired one without any justification, then wondered why they were paying him?

    There are much more effective methods of monitoring productivity. I've run many technology teams and projects, and I've had no trouble determining who was working and who wasn't. I would never need to even stop by the person's cube or office, and I would know who was producing. This isn't that difficult, and I certainly wouldn't need to invade the employees' privacy, waste money on software and then more time checking the logs.

    1. This isn't a security issue.

    2. There are far more effective ways to determine productivity.

    3. This is an invasion of privacy. Most employers allow users to at least check bank accounts online once in a while, given that the employee is stuck at work during banking or office hours. What's the issue with checking a bank balance for 5 minutes instead of leaving work an hour early to do the same? Also, where is the logged information kept? Who looks at it?

    4. Hire good people. Leave them alone.

    5. If you happen to hire someone who isn't good. Fire them. It's good for the business and good for morale. Then go back to leaving your good employees alone to do their work. Who the hell cares if they browse or chat when all the work is done and delivered correctly, on time? Not me. That's how I get promoted and lunches with the CFO.

  18. Re:Realistic cycles hit again? on Programming Jobs Losing Luster in U.S. · · Score: 1

    wetware is slang... like 'wetworks'...

  19. Re:uh, no. on Body Modifications Still Hinder IT Professionals? · · Score: 1

    I think the question is, would you put your money in a bank where the tellers and managers all had tattoos? Sure, it's stereotyping. Maybe it wouldn't bother you, but when you start thinking about people handling your money, there's going to be some 'look' that someone could have that would make you think twice about handing over your paycheck. What about if everyone in the bank looked like they were in a biker gang? Or used car salesman? Or pimps?

    And 'body modifications'? Puh-leeze. It's called 'scarring'. Body modifications are having a hook for a hand or a cybernetic leg. Get over yourself already, people. I've got a huge scar from a car accident and I don't exactly consider it a 'body modification'.

  20. Re:why should I use Firefox? on IE7 Will Have Tabbed Browsing · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you are a developer, specifically a web developer, then Firefox and/or Mozilla are the best thing going to cross reference your pages.

    Basically, the rule is, if it runs in Firefox, it runs everywhere. PLUS, the javascript errors actually tell you what is broken on your page, not the generic, useless JScript errors.

    Then there's the javascript popup blocker taht actually WORKS. And the ability to instantly add or remove pages to allow popups.

    And the profile manager. And the password manager, which is so much better than IE it's like claiming that driving a car is better than walking.

  21. Re:Cool! on White House: No Kerry Supporters at IATC Meeting · · Score: 2, Funny

    Man, walking on railroad track: "There's a train coming. We'd better get off the track."

    Second man: "Shut up, you liberal whiner. What a fucking loser."

  22. Re:Pretty mild as corruption goes on White House: No Kerry Supporters at IATC Meeting · · Score: 1

    It's okay to kill someone, as long as you only kill them a little bit, right?

    I mean it's not like stealing is wrong if you only steal little things, right?

  23. Re:Good for them!!! on White House: No Kerry Supporters at IATC Meeting · · Score: 1

    I can't tell if your use of the word 'regime' is sarcasm or ignorance.

  24. Re:Expensive Bloatware on Adobe Buys Macromedia for $3.4B · · Score: 1, Interesting

    With any luck, your reasonably priced Macromedia software will be replaced with applications that are actuallly professional grade.

  25. Microsoft already tried this on Google and Their Server Farm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Along with about 1,000 other dot-com start ups.