Search for Copernicus Over
blamanj writes "Nikolaus Kopernik, aka Copernicus, father of modern heliocentric theory, was buried in Frombork Cathedral (Poland) after he died in 1543. However, the cathedral's tombs were a mess, and it was unclear exactly where he was. Archaeologists now believe they've found his remains, and are planning to do DNA testing to verify. The search began in 2004."
"Nothing for you to see here, please move along."
Somehow that error seems very appropriate for this article.
and auction them off on Ebay?
Do you get the impression that old Kopernick was the sort of chap that would run down the street screaming pretty much anything, and maybe he got the heliocentric theory thing right just by coincidence?
"Apples will set your house on fire!"
"Birds and dogs mate and give birth to lizards!"
"By rubbing together two sticks, I created cheese!"
"The Earth revolves around the sun!"
"Bannanas are SATAN!!! SATAN!!!"
"Abolish underwear!!!"
1543 is prime.
... James Cromwell, the actor from the movie "Babe", you know, the one with the talking pig... I bet Copernicus couldn't understand or train pigs, but he sure understood that the earth isn't the center of the universe.
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The world doesn't revolve around Copernicus, you know...
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Yes, well, we've got these bones. And we're going to test them to make sure they match with the known DNA sequence of Copernicus.
Alright, so, they track down known relatives... problem is, 500 years? Thats what... 25 generations?
"Yes, this man is Copernicus's Great-great-great-....-great-grandson. We can see they both have green eyes. This woman is his great-great-...-great-granddaughter, twice removed. We can see by this DNA that they're both left handed. So, of course, these must be is bones!"
Not to mention he didn't have any kids of his own. Which just quarters the probabiliy of similarities.
Or did I miss something? Anyone know how accurate this will actually be?
Clones are people two.
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did they use copernic search?
I've seen two photos of the reconstructed head over at German "Spiegel online" and I the first thing that came to my mind was: "That's James Cromwell". Just compare some photos on your own. The similarity is really amazing:-)
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I'm sure we'll all sleep better tonight.
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I didn't even know he was missing?
It should say Mikolaj Kopernik aka Nicolaus Copernicus aka Nikolaus Kopernik
the search for people who care has now begun.
... so maybe they can clone him. And set him up ... in orbit around something.
But seriously - how do they test his DNA? "Yup. It's DNA alright!". Do they compare it to a vial of authentic Copernican spit they acquired on 5th avenue? Do they round up his offspring and run a poll? (or should I just RTFA and shuddup?)
yes, we have no bananas
This man has been accused of corrupting the youth by claiming the Sun is at the centre of the Universe and by instigating revolutions. Considered extremely dangerous. If you've seen this man, please call your local law enforcement or scientist.
I'm Pole, and obviously we had more focus on Copernicus in our schools than the US kids (not to mention our schools serve about thrice the amount of knowledge...)
So we were taught the life and findings of Copernicus, and as for his death, we were informed that his corpse lies in the Frombork Cathedral.
Now I wonder if any kid on a visit to Frombork asked the teacher to see Copernicus' tomb, what would they do? "ups... well, we KNOW he is in the cathedral... somewhere..."
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Come on people, the parent is one of the funniest posts in this discussion and you moderate it TROLL?? Bananas are SATAN!!!
You don't have to be a Galileo to predict astronomy's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Astronomy faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for astronomy because Astronomy is Dying.
Astronomers are the most endangered of them all, with over 90% of all great astronomers dead. There can no longer be any doubt: Astronomy is Dying.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
-bugg
He seems to have no importance what so ever...
Der Himmel nicht die Erde umgeht
Wie die Gelehrten meynen
Muss jeden Mann sein Wurm gewiss
Kopernikus des seinen
(roughly The heavens do not go round the Earth as the learned held. Every man will get eaten by worms, even Copernicus)
Pining for the fjords
and, dammit, now we can get him to answer for all this heliocentricity gobbledygook.
Can someone explain how a DNA test is going to prove he's Copernicus? What are they going to compare it to? Do they have a sample of Copernicuses DNA from the 1500s on hand?
Father of modern heliocentric theory? BLASPHEMER!!! BURN HIM!! (Cremation will do)
I for one welcome the ebay auctions =)
He couldve described him as the dead guy from I, Robot.
...and Leopold von Sacher-Masoch
grew up on Copernicus Street in Lvov,
which I think was part of Austria-Hungary at the time.
We have a 6-m wide paraboloid for space comms right atop the condo here.
Time to plan a street party.
Who do I write to if I want to borrow a relic for the occasion?
A phalanx or a pair of teeth would do fine.
http://www.copernic.com/ ?
Yes, let's invade Iran, it's more cheaper and will get a cure for cancer!
How many freaks out here use the software Copernic Agent as a search tool?
It was discovered a long time ago. No wonder.. it's rather big!
Copernicus' brother/decendants wouldn't be buried in this cathedral's crypts.
He's dead jim, but not as we know it. not as we know it. not as we know it. He's dead jim, but not as we know it. not as we know it, cap'n.
(cue refrain)
Every experiment which ends in a big bang is a good experiment.
These days they mess up old bones in old cathedrals in order to put somewhere on the map and provide an attraction for thousands of credulous visitors from all over the world.
In the Middle Ages they messed up old bones in old cathedrals in order to put somewhere on the map and provide an attraction for thousands of credulous vistors from all over the world.
Let the old guy rest in peace. Why should he want a thousand cheap busts and other trinkets knocked out in his name in the local tourist shops? Modern scientists: the religious relic traders of yesterday had nothing on them.
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If you agree with heliocentrism, you have to agree to Kepler's law, and to explain them you have to approve the THEORY of gravitation, which is bullshit. Everyone knows the one true model is Intelligent Falling.
... the cathedral's tombs were a mess
I can vouch for this. Dirt everywhere! It was appalling.
I just heard some sad news on talk radio today. Famed astronomer and scientist Copernicus was found dead in his cathedral tomb today. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an heliocentric icon.
I too have felt the cold finger of injustice.
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Gee, if it's just a theory it could be wrong! Our schools should be open-minded and teach the geocentric theory as well!
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You could at least try to get his name right!
If you want the Polish, it's Mikolaj Kopernik.
Or if you prefer German, Nikolaus Kopernikus.
You've got a mixture of the two.
Bah!
AND Bah! for not letting me put in a Polish striped l too!!!
BAH!
Copernicus ...looks strikingly similar to... Dr. Zefram Cochrane.
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Wow, does anyone else find Copernicus's reconstruction to look a lot like Zefram Cochrane?
Copernicus looks a little too much like Dr. Cochrane...
Gassowski said police forensic experts used the skull to reconstruct a face that closely resembled the features -- including a broken nose and scar above the left eye
In the computer generated image, the scar is actually above his right eye.
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Separated at birth? You decide....
In any case it is interesting that Copernicus or Kopernik continued his studies of astronomy as a hobby and not as a profession.
Good Copernicus quotes:
For I am not so enamoured of my own opinions that I disregard what others may think of them.
I shall now recall to mind that the motion of the heavenly bodies is circular, since the motion appropriate to a sphere is rotation in a circle.
Moreover, since the sun remains stationary, whatever appears as a motion of the sun is really due rather to the motion of the earth.
The earth also is spherical, since it presses upon its center from every direction.
The massive bulk of the earth does indeed shrink to insignificance in comparison with the size of the heavens.
We regard it as a certainty that the earth, enclosed between poles, is bounded by a spherical surface.
and finally....
To know that we know what we know, and to know that we do not know what we do not know, that is true knowledge.
BRILLIANT!
He who knows best knows how little he knows. - Thomas Jefferson
There are an awful lot of important (meaning, we wouldn't have computers, satellites, electric power, engines, medicines, etc. without them) scientists whose graves are lost and whose names are fast fading from common memory, whilst we have untold roads, bridges, cathedrals, buildings, etc. named after fairly useless politicans, generals and actors. So, if this gives us an excuse to call attention to the man who inaugurated modern astronomy by creating a viable, heliocentric calculational system to compete with and ultimately displace the old Ptolemaic system, all the better.
The sixteenth and seventeenth centuries were the transition from the pre-scientific concept that "nature fits mathematic patterns" to "mathematics describes nature". The difference is crucial. People back to Pythogarous and Plato (and further back to Babylonians and Egyptians) ascribed to the concept that there perfect mathematical patterns that nature must fit. This sometimes forced people to force observation to fit a preconceived model (e.g. circular orbits) rather than choose the best mathematics to fit the data. This stunted both science and mathematics. Galileo was clearly in the science camp. Perhaps Kepler and even Newton were in both camps. Newton was obsessed with pattern over experiement. A good portion of hs writings concern alchemy and Biblical chronology which people now ignore.
I still have an uneasiness with modern physics- that relatively simple equations explain most of nature's patterns and forces. And new mathematics had lead to ever deeper understanding of the cosmos. There is no a-priori reason this should be so unless one ascribes to the I.D. camp.
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This just in from Frombork, Poland...
Nicholas Copernicus is still dead. Officials report his condition as "unchanged".
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And if some people weren't willing to pay and do all this work to find his body, they would instead be finding the cure for cancer? You don't do anything except spend your time and money researching cures for disease? I'll take a guess and say you probably put time and money towards buying coffee, playing games, having a better computer than you absolutely need for work, eating twinkies, watching TV, or other non-cure-for-cancer activities. And until you give all that up I am completely uninterested in hearing any hypocritical dictates to how others spend their money and time. People who are free can spend their money and time in ways that are useful and interesting to themselves. People who are not free to spend their time or money how they wish are called slaves. And most slaves don't have much money.
Let me guess...did they look in the exact center of the Cathedral for is remains?
I'm wrong and so are you.
Now that you have revealed my research program for the ultimate cancer cure, I will have to sue you. My lawyers will be contacting yours.
Fortunately he didn't say anything about the beer part ...
.. paranoid crackpot leftover from the days of Amiga.
So exactly where are they getting the original DNA to match with?
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"I still hold as most true and indisputable the stability of the earth and the motion of the sun." -- Galileo Galilei, June 22, 1633 after being tortured by the Inquisition.
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That cat owes me five dollars!!!
...that requires us to use his bones or something? Some kind of voodoo that allows us to predict the locations of planets? Otherwise I really can't see why anyone would be interested in identifying his old bones.
Why was everyone so intent on finding this guy after so long.
;-)
It's not like he was the center of the universe.
It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. -Frederick Douglass
What good is it to find the decayed, dessicated remains of Copernicus? Maybe the people searching for his bones should be looking for things of more historical importance, like manuscripts or the like. Writings by Archimedes were found recently that are a fascinating glimpse into his method. PBS did a NOVA special on it recently: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/archimedes/. Much more interesting than if they had found his empty, dusty skull.
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He was right here circling the sun with the rest of us the whole time. Duh.
If they already have his DNA, why not just clone him and kill the clone? That way, they'd know they have the body of the man in question.
:)
Seriously people, stop overcomplicating the issue here
Having read both Ptolemy's Almagest (the name given to his work by future Arabic scholars, meaning "The Greatest" IIRC) and Copernicus's work, I have a LOT more respect for Ptolemy. Ptolemy built up a system of practical geometry that explained the data available. His system got very complex, but it was consistent, and he addressed far more than Coperincus did. Everything from the shape of the Earth (Sphere? Ellipsoid? Cylinder?) to the movements of the planets, to how far Alexandria was from Rome.
Copernicus, on the other hand, just kind of said "No, the planets revolve around the sun because it's easier that way". Which is true--only he didn't even show WHY it was easier, because he didn't grok the advanced geometry and trig that goes into figuring stuff like this out. Copernicus wasn't even the first to posit that the Earth revolved around the sun (the idea is briefly addressed in Almagest), and he certainly didn't offer any convincing models--those would come with Brahe and especially Kepler. But he was connected reasonably and for some reason is celebrated by history. Sort of the Columbus of math and science.
Two final points: 1) At the time of Copernicus, if you were actually going to use a celestial model to navigate, Ptolemy's system worked much better, because it explained what we observe. Copernicus just drew some circles and cribbed it to roughly match up with real results--he didn't do the work, didn't understand that the data showed elliptical orbits in a heliocentric model, and if you'd used a heliocentric model to navigate you'd have been lost at sea. Which is one of the main reasons the heliocentric model wasn't adopted earlier.
2) You can construct a fully robust mathematical model of the motion of the solar system that puts Mercury at the center, or yourself, or some asteroid. It's just very complex. Think about it long enough, maybe draw some figures, and blow your mind.
Anyway, Ptolemy should be taught after Euclid in high school geometry.
"Someone somewhere had to wear pants for the first time. The meek and indecisive do not change our world." -Montville
In those times Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth ... Smart guy ...
was one of the most tolerant states in Europe - just check
Warsaw Confederation-
tolerance act. So Copernicus was much safer than Galileo or Bruno.
Yet he did not take the risk
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To all those commenters who've asked why we need to find Copernicus's bones, here's an answer.
This is plain old idol worship, digging up the bones of a past cultural hero so that we can be even more reverant of him. Now if those stupid scientists would get back to science, ie: experiments we might make some kind of progress on humanity's problems.
They ARE archaeologists. There are questions to be answered about the human race that they could be addressing that cannot be answered by Copernicus' mold-ridden left femur. By the way, I do research in plasma science, when I'm not wasting valuable time posting to /. Man, I need to get back to work...
Ceci n'est pas une sig.
IT IS kind of from a Fark joke - why scientists waste time on trivial things like this. So generally, people with a sense of humor (which is what this was intended to be), say, "Scientists " and then one snarkily replied with: "In other new, cancer still has no cure..."
/. still populated with indignant persons who seem to have no sense of humor or grasp of irony.
The idea wasn't to convey superiority, just that "scientists" should try to find useful things to do with their time
That is all.
Nice to see
IT IS kind of from a Fark joke - why scientists waste time on trivial things like this. So generally, people with a sense of humor (and humorous is what this was intended to be), say, "Scientists " and then one snarkily replies with: "In other news, cancer still has no cure..."
/. still populated with indignant persons who seem to have no sense of humor or grasp of irony.
The idea wasn't to convey superiority, just that "scientists" should try to find useful things to do with their time or as an alternative those who report things should choose to report things that scientists do that are actually interesting.
That is all.
Nice to see
Is that the dead centre of the universe?
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Better is the enemy of good enough. - Russian proverb.
"I found Copernicus - He Was Behind That Stone the Whole Time!"
I doubt that we will ever figure out - and I suspect that even if we did figure out we couldn't do much about it
It's Nicolaus Copernicus or Mikolaj Kopernik! Where did that misspelling come from?
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