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  1. Either I'm retarded (given) or this makes no sense on US Lawmakers Set Sights On P2P Programs · · Score: 2, Informative

    "...would prohibit peer-to-peer file-sharing programs from being installed without the informed consent of the authorized computer user. The legislation would also prohibit P2P software that would prevent the authorized user from blocking the installation of a P2P file-sharing program and/or disabling or removing any P2P file-sharing program.

    They speak English on What?

  2. sliding floor mats on Should I Take Toyota's Software Update? · · Score: 1

    I'd recommend lubing the bottom of the floor mats so they do slide, that way you do have a requirement for the "firmware upgrade".

    Sheesh. The 10million lines of code have been in your car since before you bought it. They didn't re-do all 10 million (or whatever the real number is) they change some that was faulty.

    No worries man.

    Get 'er done in the words of the "immortal" larry the cable guy.

  3. Re:Go Pirate Party? on Europe To Block ACTA Disconnect Provisions · · Score: 1

    And I'll say once again, you folks work in an environment that sucks.

    Guess your managers are either stupid or don't value your input.

    Sorry.

  4. Re:Go Pirate Party? on Europe To Block ACTA Disconnect Provisions · · Score: 1

    Man you guys are jaded all to hell. Where do you work where they don't care about what tools you use that could make you more productive?

    I want to know so I'll know to stay away from any products you might produce for the public.

  5. Re:Go Pirate Party? on Europe To Block ACTA Disconnect Provisions · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Big Corporation: We use the best tool for the job, be it a free tool or a pay for use one.
    Open Source Advocate: No, you should always use open source.
    BC: No, sometimes commercial apps are better than the free alternative.
    OSA: No, use OSS all the time, no matter what!
    BC: It's people like you who are what's wrong with the world today.
    OSA: No, it's people like you who are what's wrong with the world today.

    This is more what I see here on slashdot. Somewhere in the middle is the common ground.

  6. Re:Glad I live in the land of the free. on Leak Shows US Lead Opponent of ACTA Transparency · · Score: 0, Redundant

    damn....

    couldn't remember the full song, had to copy it...forgot to edit Mounties from my "re-do" My bad. Slashdot, stop punishing us with the 2 minute post rule, please. There's a better way.

    Citizen:
    I'm a citizen and I'm okay.
    I pay my taxes and work all day.

    Congress:
    He's a citizen and he's okay,
    He pays his taxes and works all day.

    Citizen:
    I slave for the man. I eat my lunch.
    I take my 15 minute break.
    On Wednesdays I watch Idol
    And wonder how much money they'll take.

    Congress:
    He slaves for the man. He eats his lunch.
    He takes his 15 minute break.
    On Wednesdays he watches Idol
    And wonders how much money we'll take.

    He's a citizen and he's okay,
    He pays his taxes and works all day.

    Citizen:
    I work like a dog. I scream and shout.
    I would like to press charges.
    I turn on the Television
    And don't have the funds to hang out.

    Congress:
    He works like a dog. He screams and shouts
    He wants to press charges.
    He turns on the television
    And has no money to hang out?!

    He's a citizen and he's okay,
    He pays his taxes and works all day.

  7. Re:Glad I live in the land of the free. on Leak Shows US Lead Opponent of ACTA Transparency · · Score: 1

    Citizen:
    I'm a citizen and I'm okay.
    I pay my taxes and work all day.

    Congress:
    He's a citizen and he's okay,
    He pays his taxes and works all day.

    Citizen:
    I slave for the man. I eat my lunch.
    I take my 15 minute break.
    On Wednesdays I watch Idol
    And wonder how much money they'll take.

    Congress:
    He slaves for the man. He eats his lunch.
    He takes his 15 minute break.
    On Wednesdays he watches Idol
    And wonders how much money we'll take.

    He's a citizen and he's okay,
    He pays his taxes and works all day.

    Citizen:
    I work like a dog. I scream and shout.
    I would like to press charges.
    I turn on the Television
    And don't have the funds to hang out.

    MOUNTIES:
    He works like a dog. He screams and shouts
    He wants to press charges.
    He turns on the television
    And has no money to hang out?!

    He's a citizen and he's okay,
    He pays his taxes and works all day.

  8. Re:You call that well treated? on Hollywood Treats Hackers Pretty Well · · Score: 5, Funny

    I beg to differ, I'm pretty sure Hugh Jackman's character in Swordfish was treated pretty well...during some of the "hacking" scenes, anyway.

  9. Re:Flatscreen TV on Game Testing ATI's Six-Screen Eyefinity System · · Score: 1

    You win the prize! ;-)

    You must have one hell of a walk down to the reset button on the console.

    That screen is insane. Over 11.500 sq ft of viewing space. Unreal.

  10. Re:Flatscreen TV on Game Testing ATI's Six-Screen Eyefinity System · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I dunno. My present solution is a 60" tv with a Ps-3 hooked to it. All this seems...excessive.

    (hypocrisy, thy name is em emalb)

  11. Re:So I guess Steve's favorite new word is "Magic" on iPad Will Beat Netbooks With "Magic" · · Score: 1

    Teller: /puts on robe and wizard hat.
    Penn: Oh no, not you again!

  12. Re:if everyone ignored the quacks... on Use Open Source? Then You're a Pirate! · · Score: 5, Funny

    that's a good way to run afowl of the law.

  13. Re:if everyone ignored the quacks... on Use Open Source? Then You're a Pirate! · · Score: 1

    I agree...the tragedy, though, is that quacks *CAN* gain influence. Oh well.

  14. if everyone ignored the quacks... on Use Open Source? Then You're a Pirate! · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then the world would be a better place. Although, I kinda like the idea of being a pirate. I've always wanted to sail the open seas, plundering vessels, going ashore and plundering the village's wenches. AARRGGG.

  15. Re:Awesome! on Timmy O'Riley By L. Hadron and the Colliders · · Score: 1

    You sir, win the prize!

  16. Re:Awesome! on Timmy O'Riley By L. Hadron and the Colliders · · Score: 1

    Why that's just....pauses, whips off sunglasses...ludicrous.

    YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    (Goddamnit slashdot, I am trying to yell. Stupid fascist censors*.

    *ha, see what I did there?

  17. Re:This is absurd on Federal Judge Orders Schools To Stop Laptop Spying · · Score: 1

    FEDERAL Judge. Not local, county, state. Federal. And, honestly, whomever started this whole thing should have known better. My point? It's stupid in the first place and stupid that it went to the federal level before it was ordered to cease.

  18. Re:This is absurd on Federal Judge Orders Schools To Stop Laptop Spying · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The absurd part is that a frigging Federal Judge had to step in and order them to stop. You know, ordered them to stop something they shouldn't have been doing in the first damned place.

    Unreal.

  19. Re:wait, what...? on Gates and MS Don't See Eye-To-Eye On CO2 · · Score: 1

    Dude, all I have to do is inhale and I will end you.

    Wow...that would suck.

  20. quite possibly the second lamest thing I've seen. on The World's Largest Lightsaber Fight · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Quite possibly the second lamest thing I've ever seen.

    The first being whatever response I get to this post.

  21. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... on Apple Bans Sexy Apps, Developers Upset · · Score: 1

    Justin Timberlake must be PISSED. All that effort to bring sexy back, and Apple goes and squashes it like a bug. Figures.

  22. Re:What is "more random"? on New Method for Random Number Generation Developed · · Score: 1

    Think of it as a trip to Wendy's to get a value meal. If you get a classic single with cheese meal, regular size is ~$5.00. If you get it "large-sized", it's approximately $6.50.

    There. More food for more cost. "More random"=more cost.

    (Is it really more random if the part of the generation is either a 1 or a 0? Those states are known. It's either one or the other.) /snark

  23. Re:Phone? No. Laptop? ABSOLUTELY. on Considering Cheaper Pico-Projectors As Standard Equipment On Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    agreed. A projector on a phone is like the male nipple.

  24. Re:Just buy the unofficial ones on 2010 — the Year AACS and HDMI Kill Off HD Component Video · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'm definitely trying to get my outrage meter pegged over this, but just can't get the energy together to do it.

    IMO, a complete non-story. Anything less than 720 isn't frigging "Hi Def" anyway.

  25. Yes, I understand that a bill is before Congress in the US requiring parents to wrap their children in bubble wrap until they're 18 years old.

    GOSHDAMNIT, THINK OF THE CHILDREN, YOU SELFISH BASTARDS!