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Apple Bans Sexy Apps, Developers Upset

An anonymous reader writes "Apple is now removing many risque applications from its App Store so as not to 'scare off potential customers.' The removed applications, including SlideHer and Dirty Fingers, allowed people to see scantily clad women. Although they were once approved by Apple, even reaching the 'most downloaded' lists, Apple removed them after getting complaints that they were degrading to women. That said, the Sports Illustrated application is still available for those who want scantily clad women on their iPhone, and developers are up in arms over the perceived inconsistency. It's sure a good thing for those worried parents that they don't have any kind of web browser on there. On the internet, you're never more than one click away from something horrible." Some are speculating that this is a ploy from Apple to drum up interest in the iPad from educators.

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  1. Perhaps another Sudoku app... by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    Apple Bans Sexy Apps, Developers Upset

    Shoot.

    Damn.... here I was just about to submit v1.00 of VirtualCunt.

    .

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    1. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Well, don't submit it to the 'Education' store. Oh, wait. There isn't one... Well, why the hell not?

      I cannot for a minute believe that the 'histrionic control freaks' at Apple can not come up with separate Adult and Education sections (Dumb and Dumber?) for the iPad. Or even an iPad only part of the store.

      Nope, too damned hard. Might take all of a week.

      Any more weird ideas, guys?

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    2. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Troll? Humorless mods. Tag this story "VirtualCunt" !

    3. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Informative

      "God, schmod, I want my monkeyman^Wibewbies!"

      Why can't Apple let the market decide. Set up some sort of rating system so people can filter out stuff they don't want to see.

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    4. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The real reason is because all naughty apps feature women, and Apple don't want to alienate their rabidly male homosexual userbase.

    5. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by mosb1000 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Apple isn't known for letting the market decide. They are control freaks. Their behavior in regard to the App Store is totally unreasonable, and it is going to kill the App Store. They need to learn to "Think Different". Assholes.

    6. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 4, Informative

      iTunes U is the education section of the iTunes store.

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    7. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Apple Bans Sexy Apps, Developers Upset

        Shoot.

      Damn.... here I was just about to submit v1.00 of VirtualCunt. .

      I'm not sure why anyone would want to play a game where they pretend to date my Ex.

    8. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by drougie · · Score: 1

      always appreciate your go-there humor, grub

    9. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Duradin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As an Apple app store consumer I will say that these boobie apps (along with all the "points" apps for all the mafia wars clones) are basically unwanted spam to me. They make the app store less appealing to use since they clutter the place up.

      Perhaps if the "devs" were less spammy about their 99c collections of images Apple wouldn't have brought the hammer down.

    10. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, to think differently (and grammatically).

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    11. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because the death of the App Store would not be the result of the market deciding.

    12. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by siloko · · Score: 1

      Damn.... here I was just about to submit v1.00 of VirtualCunt.

      Don't give up hope yet, a quick refactor to iCunt should get it past the censors . . .

    13. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the market has decided. they decided they love the iPhone and App Store. The free and unregulated market doesn't go much beyond /.

      Just stating what history has already shown to be true. And since this is /. I expect to be modded to -infinity.

    14. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Apple has been in this situation before. History has shown that this course of action is the wrong one.

    15. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by broken_chaos · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, Apple is just targeting the 'adult' content. Not the spammy-content.

      If they were going after all variants of this sort of 'app spam' equally, I imagine there'd be much less controversy over it from the consumers and non-spammy developers.

    16. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Sleepy · · Score: 1

      >here I was just about to submit v1.00 of VirtualCunt.

      Actually, there IS an app that translates grammatically-correct English into Sarah Palin-speak...

    17. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great idea, Just send Apple the money they need to build your idea of a business. Of, if your idea doesn't work, you pay Apple for their loses.

    18. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Their behavior in regard to the App Store is totally unreasonable, and it is going to kill the App Store

      What, you mean it'll die the same death that Verizon's walled garden approach has died? If you believe that I've got a bridge to sell you.....

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    19. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by toastar · · Score: 1

      Apple has been in this situation before. History has shown that this course of action is the wrong one.

      are you saying the Iphone is the new betamax?

    20. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Em+Emalb · · Score: 1

      Justin Timberlake must be PISSED. All that effort to bring sexy back, and Apple goes and squashes it like a bug. Figures.

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    21. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by flyneye · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      So you were going to submit an app that presented a slideshow of famous feminists?
      That shouldn't be a problym now that Apple (symbolyc of Eve) is a Wymynyst organization devoid of Penys weilding Neanderthals.
      Let VirtualCunt free!

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    22. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Kenja · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh, well if YOU don't want the app then clearly no one ever would and Apple is right to remove it.

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    23. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by mattsday · · Score: 3, Interesting

      or apple could put in a quick checkbox "I want to see adult content" that you're presented with somewhere. Default it to off even, but give people the damned choice.

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    24. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by syousef · · Score: 1

      Damn.... here I was just about to submit v1.00 of VirtualCunt.

      You can't. Steve Jobs = prior art dude. Just ask Steve Wozniak. So you've gone from iCunt to uCant.

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    25. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Think about how great she would have been if you could have simply shut her off at any time.

    26. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the actual studios producing the porn want to put out some apps, that's totally acceptable to me.

      But why should some lazy asshole be able to charge a buck for some pictures he got off the internet for free (and is now essentially bootlegging)?

    27. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Tharsman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I actually am confused about this, when they added parental controls they should had been able to just flag these as "not opt for minors" and prevent them from downloading on iPhones with parental controls enabled...

    28. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by KanadaKid19 · · Score: 1

      No, if he didn't want the app then clearly there are legitimate reasons to remove it worth discussing. A baseless claim that "they need to learn to [not block apps]" was met with "these boobie apps are unwanted spam to me". Didn't state any kind of absolutes here, just gave one argument in favour of Apple's decision. There's other reasons to think Apple's decision is rational here as well. Apple doesn't want people to perceive their devices as being cluttered with crap. By not letting people clutter iPhones with crap in the first place, they avoid risking that aspect of their public perception.

    29. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 4, Funny

      As an Apple app store consumer I will say that these business and productivity apps are basically unwanted spam to me. They make the app store less appealing to use since they clutter the place up. They make it really hard for me to find my boobie apps.

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    30. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Duradin · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Oh, well if YOU don't want the app then clearly no one ever would and Apple is right to remove it."

      Good that we have that cleared up then.

      I've also contacted your friendly neighborhood totally legitimate upstanding businessmen as I don't like you so no one else does and they will be right over to remove you.

    31. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In fairness, I was seeing ~10 pseudo porn apps a week (from what appeared to be the same three companies, under different monikers), selling at $.99us. To be clear, I'm a developer and consumer (I've done work with TNF for the iPhone, you can find it).

      Now, let's think about this.. we know Apple doesn't allow "duplicate functionality", and to me, throwing ~40 images into an app and calling it "silky ladies", and then taking that same app, putting a different 40 images into it and calling it "spunky teens" falls within that, especially when I can get real porn in the browser. If they were marketing them as photographers artwork, I assume they probably would stay, as it appears that several apps like that are still there.

      To me, this is duplicate functionality plain and simple. And I appreciate that apple maintains it for me, because if they didn't it would end up like the Palm "scene", which I also developed for, which wasn't bad, but you would end up with sites like PalmGear that control it anyway (in terms of featured, etc).. it only makes sense to allow the company who designed the user experience to allow control over the external software aspect as well.

      I don't however believe this is true for a tablet computer (iPad).

    32. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

      This is one of those things that's only an issue because Apple's store is the only way to get content.

      Clearly Apple has a right to choose what goes in their store. I don't have an iPhone but I'd be pretty annoyed if I had to scroll through "apps" that aren't even really apps to get what I was looking for.

      But, then, if Apple's store wasn't the only store in town they could keep very high standards and let other stores sell image/points collections and other bullshit.

    33. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by forceofyoda · · Score: 1

      They make the app store less appealing to use since they clutter the place up.

      It's clutter because of disorganization, not because there are too many {app type} apps.

      Rather than removing these apps, they should really find a better way to categorize things. All your useful apps are clutter for the guy (or gal) looking for boob apps.

      At this point, if I need an app, I Google some keywords with "iPhone app" until I find what I want, then manually search for the app by name in the app store. I can't find anything by browsing that app store mess.

    34. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by martyros · · Score: 1

      Flip it around: Oh, well if YOU wan the app, then clearly everyone else would and Apple is foolish to remove it.

      I get annoyed with the boobie app "spams" as well. If 70% of the people don't care or are for removing them, and 30% are against it (of which only 1% are against enough to sell their iPhone or get something else), then it makes sense for Apple to do that.

      Why they don't just make an "Adult" section, I don't know; but in any case, they'll have to live with the results, not me.

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    35. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With a simple power button, a slick "slide-to-unlock" interface, volume control, multi-touch interface...so many features the original didn't have!

    36. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by node+3 · · Score: 1

      Apple's store is the only way to get content.

      This is not true.

    37. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      All that means is that the store is disorganized. Too many choices you say? Well, let's decide for you, then you won't have to think for yourself. :) What they really need to do is just categorize things so you can find what you want without having to wade through what you don't want.

    38. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Even more unfortunate, they're just targeting the 'adult' content from specific developers. They're completely okay with that type of content from more popular sources, e.g. Playboy.

    39. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by BobMcD · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because Apple is all about end-user choice?

    40. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      I think the analogy would be more along the lines of the iPhone being the new videocassette, while the App Store is the new betamax. As in, the idea is solid and sound and the imitation of that idea, even while being inferior in certain ways, will likely prove more popular in the long run.

    41. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Justin Timberlake must be PISSED. All that effort to bring sexy back, and Apple goes and squashes it like a bug. Figures.

      I still want to know where sexy was, and what the hell he did to it!

    42. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Lars+T. · · Score: 0, Troll

      I cannot for a minute believe that the 'histrionic control freaks' at Apple can not come up with separate Adult and Education sections (Dumb and Dumber?) for the iPad. Or even an iPad only part of the store.

      Of course they could - which many (including you?) would complain loudly about because of the "censorship".

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    43. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. I agree with you.

      Also:
      "Some are speculating that this is a ploy from Apple to drum up interest in the iPad from educators."

      This is pure tosh. There is nothing to stop someone from connecting to a porn page on the iPhone/iPad. It will get interest from educators because it will be an interesting device. I am sure whatever systems universities have in place to stop people porn surfing will work just the same for the iPad.

    44. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      What other ways are there to install apps on a non-jailbroken iPhone?

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    45. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      The Android market has the same problem. Tons of "apps" on the market are theme packs for alternate homescreens, soundboards, and T&A apps.

      A lot of this shovel-ware comes from the same developers. One easy improvement I've been wishing for is the ability to blacklist these devs.

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    46. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      That's the main thing that distresses me, Apple's choices here are likely to lead to a situation where the inferior solution wins out. Just like they way everyone was using dos and windows for the last two decades, we're going to be stuck with something inferior to the app store because Apple won't suck it up and relinquish control.

    47. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      By your logic then the App Store and the iPhone itself should not exist at all because I find the control freak antics of Apple to be annoying, and the articles ad nauseum all over the Internet about Apple and it's products are unwanted spam to me.

    48. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by neoform · · Score: 1

      Oh, well if YOU don't want the spam then clearly no one ever would and Apple is right to remove it.

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    49. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by node+3 · · Score: 1

      What other ways are there to install apps on a non-jailbroken iPhone?

      He said content, not apps.

    50. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Macfox · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Sorry your app was reject for being too heterosexual.

      Made in California

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    51. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      As an Apple app store consumer I will say that these business and productivity apps are basically unwanted spam to me. They make the app store less appealing to use since they clutter the place up. They make it really hard for me to find my boobie apps.

      So what you're saying is that one man's boobie app is another man's productivity app?

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    52. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      He said content, but clearly from the context he was talking about apps.

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    53. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by node+3 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      He said content, but clearly from the context he was talking about apps.

      But he didn't say apps, he said content.

      Context definitely counts for something, which is why I didn't go after his main point (although even there, there is a weakness, in that the context being boob apps, you can get boobs on your iPhone without every touching the app store or jailbreaking). But context only goes so far, and a term like "content" means a lot more than apps, and it's often cited (incorrectly) that the only way to get content (meaning TV shows, music, movies, etc.) is through the iTunes Store.

    54. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Or alternatively, do it like every other platform works, and let people install what they want, from where they want. That way they can have a completely child-friendly app store if that's what they want, but people can still download other things from elsewhere.

      It's the app-store-only downloading that makes this story such an issue - maybe eventually people will wake up and realise that allowing single companies to decide what software can be released is not a good model for computing.

    55. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      90% of everything is crud.

      Not everyone agrees on what 90%, though.

    56. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      It all depends on what you want to produce.

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    57. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      Yes, it would be such a terrible thing for Apple to concede a tiny amount of control over to the user so they can use their own device how they want to. Bravo for them taking such a high road on this one. Give me a break. This is just yet another case of Apple dictating what you can and can't do with their products, and changing the rules after the fact. So certain adult apps or okay this week, but next week the app you paid for may not work anymore. Oh, and there are no clear established reasons for yanking an app except "Apple does not think this is appropriate". And they already got your money, so you are just SOL. Nice policy.

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    58. Re:Perhaps another Sudoku app... by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      "it only makes sense to allow the company who designed the user experience to allow control over the external software aspect as well."

      So, Microsoft should control and distribute all software for Windows?

  2. unbelievable, yet very believable by cyber1kenobi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Apple makes some of the dumbest moves in regards to the lifeline of their app store - the developers! Boy are they good at pissing people off! I'm a very happy shareholder (picked it up at 27 back when...!) but every day there's some new twist that they've pulled and alienated this group or that. I think parental controls and allowing any app that doesn't do harm to the phone itself would be their best stance - how many sales are they missing because of these China-like rules?

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    1. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by erroneus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agreed. Sony learned from their VHS vs. Betamax lessons and proved it with the success of Bluray. What was the lesson? Betamax discouraged porn on their format. The result was that VHS won because it didn't and while no one wants to be found guilty of favoring VHS for porn, that was a significant factor in buyers' purchasing decisions.

      Sony almost took the same route with Bluray and realized their mistake was being repeated early on and allowed porn.

      Apple? If you don't allow adult content for adults to use while your competitors do? Watch out.

    2. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "how many sales are they missing because of these China-like rules?"
      Probably none at all. Or not enough that it matters.

      China like rules? Please if you don't like it don't buy an iPhone. Apple is just using it's freedom of choice. It is their store and they can choose to carry what they want.
      Every time I see a story like this about how upset people are I just have to giggle. The developers will stay with the iPhone as long as they are making money. People will buy the iPhone as long as they can get the apps they want.
      For Apple to have "China like rules" they would be throwing people in jail for writing the apps for android that they don't like. Right now they are no different that a tee shirt shop that doesn't want to carry tee shirts pro KKK shirts.
      Call me when their sales start dropping.

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    3. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by recoiledsnake · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For Apple to have "China like rules" they would be throwing people in jail for writing the apps for android that they don't like. Right now they are no different that a tee shirt shop that doesn't want to carry tee shirts pro KKK shirts.

      Nope... they already ban political apps.

      From http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2009/09/apple-denied-health-care-app-for-political-reasons-developer-says/

      Apple rejected a free iPhone application that advocated a single-payer health system, calling the application “politically charged,” according to the app’s developer.

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    4. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by MBGMorden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Apple? If you don't allow adult content for adults to use while your competitors do? Watch out.

      Because Apple has become about being in a certain mindset. They not only promote it, lately they're doing their best to ENFORCE it. If you use Apple, you're a young, cool, hip, media loving yuppy. Even if you're 50 years old you must still believe in this image to fit with Apple. You sit in coffee shops for hours with your Apple devices wearing black turtlenecks and sipping over-priced latte's. Porn (along with other things that Apple declares so) doesn't fit within this envelope; it's just too "uncool" for Apple to sully itself with, so they actively forbid such applications on their devices now (and make no mistake - with the level of control they are THEIR devices, not yours). And if you dare complain? Their only retort is "You're not the target audience. This product isn't for you."

      It's insane the level of conformity they want to push. Basically, think, act, and talk like us, and if you don't, get out of the group so you don't corrupt the rest of us.

      At one time I remember loving the fact that Mac OS X and other Apple products were becoming more popular. "Anything to give me a commercial alternative to Microsoft" I thought. Now - truthfully I prefer Microsoft to Apple. Microsoft is merely incompetent with their products. Apple, despite it's higher technical competence, is flat out evil incarnate. I'm praying that Linux based computers and devices both the both of them back into a market position where they have to be behave again though.

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    5. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1, Interesting

      99% of the "developers" making these bikini girl apps are actually chinese or indian app sweatshops churning out sub-standard crap on a quantity over quality basis. I feel sorry for the other 1% but I think this is Apple doing a preemptive strike against these crApp Factories ahead of the iPad launch.

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    6. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      >> Yes... they already ban political apps, which proves your point.

      There, fixed it for you.

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    7. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by postbigbang · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Oddly, porn is illegal in some jurisdictions. Were I giving an i-something to a 14 year old boy, I think I'd like to have a bit of control over what that boy's watching if he's my child, and my responsibility. Eventually, he might break out of whatever limits are imposed, but that's his initiative, and mine as a parent.

      Once he's matured, I'd say he has the right to do what he wants. Most men consumer porn. Most boys should not.

      That Apple is having a hard time with dividing who and what's acceptable is the tough choice that all content providers have to figure out. Stereotyping Apple users as latte-sucking neo-poofs is pretty droll. Some work pretty damn hard for a living, just like Windows and Linux machine users. Superficial observations suits few purposes.

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    8. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Right now they are no different that a tee shirt shop that doesn't want to carry tee shirts pro KKK shirts.

      Did you just compare porn to the ku klux klan? What the hell type of porn do you watch? Alternatively, what the hell happens at a KKK uh... meeting?

    9. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by maxume · · Score: 1

      The reason for their apparent difficulty is that they are trying to make a single store work for everybody.

      If they ceded control to the people who owned the devices (even just a little bit of control), there wouldn't be a problem.

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    10. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please if you don't like it don't buy an iPhone.

      Of course, Apple will offer a refund to all people that purchased the device before they changed their secret rules again, so they may return the phone and get out of the AT&T contract?

    11. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you be giving an i-something to a 14 year old boy?

    12. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Apple is just using it's freedom of choice. It is their store and they can choose to carry what they want."

      I wonder what you'd say if Microsoft did something like this.

    13. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Informative

      >>>Agreed. Sony learned from their VHS vs. Betamax lessons and proved it with the success of Bluray. What was the lesson? Betamax discouraged porn on their format.
      >>>

      I wish people would stop posting false stories. Sony allowed Betamax to carry porn, and have (or rather had) a whole library to prove it. Playboy, swimsuits, unmentionable stuff - it was all available on Betamax. You are quoting a false urban legend. In reality the reason Betamax failed is because it only supported 1 hour per tape (in 1975) and people felt 1 hour was not long enough to record an evening football game, or primetime programming, or afternoon soaps.

      So instead they chose VHS which supported 4 hours (in 1976). While Sony later increased the max record time to 3 hours in 1980, the damage had already been done, and VHS had already gained dominance.

      As for quality between VHS and Betamax, that is yet another urban legend. Just as Sony tried to dupe people into believing the PS2 had Toy Story-level graphics, so too did they try the same with Betamax, but in reality, there's no statistical difference:
      - Both are 3 megahertz video bandwidth (250 lines analog horizontal resolution)
      - Both have 0.6 megahertz chroma bandwidth
      - Both have AM-quality sound recording... and later Hi-Fi recording

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    14. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      The blade cuts both ways. If there were a gateway to an adult area, just like the eBayMA works, then they'd provide a suitable gateway for those seeking adult stuff. But this requires authentication, and currently, we don't have a way to hold up an ID to the camera and have someone nod you in the dirty app store. Perhaps some day they'll figure it out. Were I forced to take sides, I'd rather have PG-rated apps rather than R-only or all ratings available. If there's assurance that an imposed parental control is effective, that would be fine. Of course sexting seems to go right around those, sadly.

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    15. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "how many sales are they missing because of these China-like rules?" [...] Probably none at all. [...] Please if you don't like it don't buy an iPhone.

      Yes, that's the point. cyber1kenobe is wondering how many people are not liking it and not buying an iPhone as a result.

      Call me when their sales start dropping.

      Ring ring.

    16. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>porn is just too "uncool" for Apple to sully itself with, so they actively forbid such applications on their devices now (and make no mistake - with the level of control they are THEIR devices, not yours)
      >>>

      As long as I can still see it on my Mac... then... I... don...
      What the fej???
      I did an upgrade to 10.6.22 and now I can't access domai.com. Grrr.

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    17. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by maxume · · Score: 1

      Also, when the kids aren't under constant adult supervision, they can use their eyes.

      The idea that a 14 year old should (could?) be in control of something that costs $1,400 a year is so foreign to me that I don't really care that much (my phone cost $30 and the annual airtime costs vary depending on how much I use it).

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    18. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Ltap · · Score: 1

      We could go into all sorts of arguments about whether porn is good for teenagers or not. I don't want to do that, because it's a waste of our time.

      Let me say instead - this is depriving ALL users because of a single demographic. People need the freedom to choose, and to do what they want. So what if sex games become popular? That's the way things work. A company can't enforce morality on its customers.

      Also, here's another angle: a lot of people above have talked about Apple being conformist (either you fit their image or you have to leave). I think that it's borderline cult-like. Think about it, this is a group of people who suck vulnerable people in their group, remove their ability to choose alternatives and more or less force the rest of their products on them. When someone tries to do something inventive with the products that doesn't fit their narrow idea of what is acceptable, they throw them out. It also generates a group of fanatics (Mac fundamentalists?) who will support anything the cult leadership will do, no matter what.
      The result? Like in a cult, the members are exploited endlessly for their time, money, and support, while the leadership slowly attempts to eradicate its rivals and brainwash its members even further.

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    19. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      iPhone? IPod Touch? perhaps an iPad?

      Because he might find it useful. He might have to earn it.

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    20. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Ltap · · Score: 1

      This is flawed reasoning at the core. Apple isn't just selling you a product, it's selling you a product, then telling you how to use it. It crushes creativity and inventiveness (something Mac users are supposed to have) and results in an artificially constrained market.

      Here's a parallel - imagine if you bought a Sony DVD player, and it only allowed you to watch movies that Sony approved of, and blocked its rivals' movies from playing on it. While you can just buy other DVD players, it ignores the fact that to do something like this is fundamentally wrong, and we should stop it before other companies follow Apple's example.

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    21. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      No, it's not a waste of time. You can dislike what you want by calling Mac users a cult, but you only fear what you don't understand; they're people just like you that have made a purchase for reasons that perhaps aren't your own.

      Understanding the sensibilities of young people is really important. Restricting porn and even obscenity/profanity are very reasonable things for parents to do. At some point, children become stable adults. A handful never do, or have other dysfunction that needs remediation. Throwing everyone into neat stereotypes is banal; we're all different and the needs of young people are different still.

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    22. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by xaxa · · Score: 1

      When I was 14 (in 2000) there were porn magazines, and porn from the internet (and on phones, about a year later). Most boys I knew had access to at least one of these. 14 year old boys won't look at it until they're interested, and by that point it's not worth trying to stop them.

      Would you give your 14yo money? He might buy porn, or loads of other things you don't approve of (knives, drugs, Magic: The Gathering cards, ...). If you want him to have similar moral values as you then communicate them to him. I would never have bought a toy weapon, but it's not as if I wasn't able to -- my parents' attitude towards them obviously took hold.

    23. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by xaxa · · Score: 1

      currently, we don't have a way to hold up an ID to the camera and have someone nod you in the dirty app store.

      About 4 years ago O2 offered my £1 free pay-as-you-go credit if I'd go to one of their stores and show them ID (to be over 18) so I could access "adult" services on the WAP portal.

    24. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Most men consumer porn. Most boys should not.

      If you're defining "boy" as including males who are 14 or even older, I'd love to see you try and explain the reasoning behind that statement.

    25. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by MindlessAutomata · · Score: 5, Funny

      I've always been a PC at heart.

      Not like the rest, the others. Everyone around me. I was at odds with my society and knew it early since birth. Unlike them, I did not "Think Different!"--the mantra of the Macs around me, the phrase on all the billboards in the city that served as a reminder to its citizenry. Sameness pervaded the essence of my being and no amount of self-conditioning I did could change that. Eventually, I gave up and isolated myself emotionally from society.

      I gaze at the faces going by, the white earphones contrasting their black turtlenecks, connecting their ears to their pockets, their blank faces engrossed in hip Indie rock music and various garage bands. I envied them for their perfection against my flaws and my compulsive nature to expand, to burden my life with troubles instead of remaining, like them, simple and easy to deal with. The grandest of virtues, simplicity... the philosophy by our loyal benefactor Steve Jobs, who descended from the heavens, creating the Earth, the iron, the wind and the rain. Steve Jobs, who defined the parameters of existence, the one who set about the patterns of reality, the constants, the variables. He who made gravity, electromagnetic energy, and shaped atomic structures and brought forth motion. From these things, he crafted the elements, processed them, refined them, and from these things engineered Apple products through the purity of his mind. Each Apple product was individually crafted by his own hands with the programming code used to run each device having being compiled in his brain and uploaded to each device telepathically, breathing life and perfection into each and every unit.

      Except, it seems, for me, for I was not among the many. I was a PC. They were Macs. I've always been a cold, stiff person. I got by, disguising myself by keeping my non-Ipod music player safely out of sight, which I use because of my depraved nature demanding more functionality than the simple and easy-to-use Ipods have to offer.. In the safety of my own home, behind locked doors, I ran a Forbidden, a contraband computer from more depraved, earlier days that was not given the love and blessing of being birthed by Steve Jobs. I dual booted, out of the great sin of curiosity-- curiosity, a shameful value of a PC, as curiosity has no place where simplicity matters most--using two of the great unutterable blasphemies-- something called "Windows Vista" and something else called "Linux." Although, as I mentioned before, although my tendency to be a PC and towards conformity has always been inherent to me, I was truly transformed when I found these old things in a hidden cache of computer parts predating The Purging. Perhaps the greatest sin of all, the single evil that, if discovered, would damn me forever, was the fact that my mouse had more than one button.

      As I walk among the Macs on the streets, passing the Starbuckses as I went along, I wondered how it all came to this. I glanced at The Holy Marks on the foreheads as the people wandered down the streets, the Bitten Apple tattooed on all our of us at birth, and wondered if, perhaps, there could be something more to life. But again, this was a PC's thought, and not, like everyone elses', a Mac's. We were to hold ourselves to the philosophy of Steve Jobs--so as his products were designed for idiots, so too were we to be idiots. But I was not a Mac--I was not an idiot. I was simply too complicated to be a worthwhile person.

      Nature called. I found a nearby public iPoo--squeaky clean and sparkly white, things weren't all bad--and let myself go, expelling the waste that had accumulated inside me. After relieving myself and committing the overly-complicated and thus illegal act of wiping my ass (I did not flush as iPoos, designed to be idiot-proof, did not flush) I left and once again wandered the streets aimlessly, hoping to find some meaning in a world where I simply did not belong, a world where if my true nature was discovered, I would be endlessly persecuted by smug, self-righteous sons of bitches.

    26. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Then don't buy the iPhone. It really is that simple.
      I find it so odd when people find that others are doing what they want they cry censorship.
      Just don't buy the iPhone. If enough people don't buy it then they will change their policy or go out of business.
      Post about how outraged you are on Slashdot will do nothing since there is no law that says they can't do it.
      But I will bite on your little parallel...
      "Here's a parallel - imagine if you bought a Sony DVD player, and it only allowed you to watch movies that Sony approved of, and blocked its rivals' movies from playing on it. "
      Ok imagine a game console that only plays games that the console maker approves....
      Gee that is like all of them and has been for since people stopped buying the Atari 2600. The 2600 was "free" because it used all off the shelf parts and had no OS.
      You seem to think this is a new situation but it is IDENTICAL to the one we have had with game consoles for decades.

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    27. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by xaxa · · Score: 1

      They seem to be ~$500 (£340) on pay-as-you-go here. It's a lot, but I remember a friend saving a similar amount of money from a small job he had to buy a PC when he was 14.

    28. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by eyrieowl · · Score: 1

      Are you joking? That has to be the most ridiculous attempt to try to rationalize Apple's behavior. Do you think the "crApp Factories" of the world ONLY produce bikini apps? If they wanted to go against sweatshops, I'm sure they could find a more targeted way to do it. Do you think that there aren't a HUGE raft of USA based developers who are choosing quantity over quality to try to get-rich-quick? Only someone completely blind to what's gone on would think otherwise. And where do you get your 99%-1% statistic, anyway? Stop pulling crap out of your butt to try to provide some sort of moral cover for your church. At least the other parishioners who were defending Apple had the decency to come up with rational arguments, but this is just beyond the pale.

    29. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by prockcore · · Score: 1

      Were I giving an i-something to a 14 year old boy, I think I'd like to have a bit of control over what that boy's watching if he's my child, and my responsibility

      There *are* parental controls on the iPhone.

    30. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Parenting choices for my children are up to me. When I was a kid, I had a desire to find out about what sex was. In retrospect, I'm glad I got slowed down. There are many traps to fall into.

      I got money from working. I spent it on all sorts of stuff, and none on porn because it wasn't for sale to a minor in my state. My kids got Magic cards, and Pokemon cards before that; two really different things. Knives and drugs weren't allowed. They eschewed knives and experimented with drugs-- to find out that they weren't really what they were looking for.

      My job: help my kids grow into the world, a step at a time, with guidance to understand choices and their implications. If I gave them a phone, it ran no apps. If they wanted apps, they can buy the phone, support the airtime, and make use of the apps bought. My sons' phones are chocked full of stuff. It relates to their hobbies, sports, and twitter, etc. Fine. One had a porn app on it. He was given the alternative of surrendering the phone (to buy his own) or deleting it. He deleted it. Would he find something somewhere else? Perhaps. I'm the parent; he's the child until he turns into a man-- and then he's still my son.

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    31. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that most of them are just deep-linking image browsers.

    32. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by postbigbang · · Score: 0

      Porn give unrealistic expectations to a blank mind. Vicarious sex thrills for immature people gives them expectations that are tough to fulfill, and as an additional problem, gives them body image goals that also might be unrealistic. We're all not hung like pornstars, or have huge boobs, or like various kinds of sex acts.

      We shield children from sex and violence until they have a context to understand it, and so they won't be unwittingly be used by others. Early attitudes about sex last a lifetime; it's best to start them out realistically and with a healthy attitude.

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    33. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      I think you're mistaking a stereotype for reality. I know tons of MacBook users, and not a single one of them sits " in coffee shops for hours with your Apple devices wearing black turtlenecks and sipping over-priced latte's.". Most of them don't see themselves as "young, cool, hip, media loving yuppy[s]". The fact is, there are a lot of people who prefer OSX, or the iPhone to the alternatives. This doesn't mean they've been brainwashed by the reality distortion field, it just means that, for whatever reason, they *like* those products. Yes, Apple does a lot of marketing. Considering the behemoth from Redmond's entrenched status, they'd be about as well known as Ubuntu to the general public if they didn't. That doesn't mean that the machines aren't well thought out though. If they weren't, all the advertising in the world wouldn't move them off the store shelves.

      At one time I remember loving the fact that Mac OS X and other Apple products were becoming more popular. "Anything to give me a commercial alternative to Microsoft" I thought. Now - truthfully I prefer Microsoft to Apple.

      I can understand picking a more open device over the iPhone/iPod (I prefer the Pre myself), but I don't see what OSX has to do with this. There's no OSX App Store that you're locked into, your choices of what to install on your MacBook are just as open as they are with a Toshiba Satellite (or whatever Windows machine you want to compare to).

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    34. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by svtdragon · · Score: 1

      I thought there were content ratings and parental controls for this--even on the iSomethings.

    35. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stereotyping Apple users as latte-sucking neo-poofs is pretty droll. Some work pretty damn hard for a living

      I'm a hard working, latte-sucking neo-poof, you false dichotomous clod!

    36. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Ltap · · Score: 1

      And this is right too? Consoles are ruining gaming.

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    37. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of this doesn't change the fact that Apple's inconsistent practices as far as software approval in the app store _discourages_ development for the medium.
      I'm an indie game designer and have worked on a number of game engines that can run on the iPhone. I always feel bad for the people developing for it though, because the submission process is so harrowing, and I've seen apps turned down for seemingly inconsequential reasons.

      For example, there was this one app that got turned down because it had blood in it. Now this was not a Mortal Kombat or Quake level of gore, it was just a bit of blood. Compare this to the fact that at the time the developer was trying to get this game published the Doom app was on the front page of the app store, and you're getting a better idea of the level of consistency many developers are facing here.

      These rules don't apply to the big developers, just the small ones which Apple can treat like crap because they're not risking a large loss of future profits when they become discouraged and decide to develop for something else.

      It's really unfortunate that Android is having such problems with version control.

    38. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Ltap · · Score: 1

      What part of "discussing this is a waste of everybody's time" didn't come across to you?

      I'm not saying every person who has ever used a Mac is part of this. I'm talking about the way Apple has organized its products' structure and its corporate image to encourage fanaticism as a way of trying to screw people out of their money. Mac users themselves aren't at fault - it's the company that is doing the manipulating.

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    39. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by svtdragon · · Score: 1

      We shield children from violence? Who knew.

      In the US, it's only sex that we're petrified of, and that's because it's evil and immoral and a dirty sin. Or, in short, fun.

      I belive in comprehensive sex education to prepare kids for what they will see--and they will see it. If not on their phones or your computers, at their friends' houses. The more you try to keep it from them, the more they will wonder what you're keeping from them. I believe that more important than keeping them from it is explaining it to them early and setting their expectations beforehand, just as they're starting to become interested. That way, you worry less, and they go off and do what boys do.

    40. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Apple is just using it's freedom of choice.

      Look,... the little bridge troll is using words he has heard the above-dwellers use and
      is trying to imitate them.

      Worse than a dumb person is the clueless twit who catches on a meme du jour and uses it everywhere.

    41. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      The other thing that really killed it is at its peak Beta was licensed to like 3 or 4 manufacturers - while JVC was far more liberal with licensing and the number of VHS tape systems availble - even in its infancy was several dozen (literally every shop you went to had the one or two Sony Beta machines and the 10-15 VHS decks).

      Price may have had an effect - I can't remember exact prices, but the Beta machines were far far more expensive than the VHS machines.

    42. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Do you think the "crApp Factories" of the world ONLY produce bikini apps?

      That's not what I said. I said most of the bikini apps were produced by these idiots, not that they only produce those kinds of apps. These bikini apps are the easiest to ban though.

      And where do you get your 99%-1% statistic, anyway?

      It's an approximation of the relative amount of time I spend shaking my head in disbelief while browsing the App Store.

      At least the other parishioners who were defending Apple had the decency to come up with rational arguments, but this is just beyond the pale.

      My bad, next time I'll just fire off an invective-filled missive comparing somebodies opinions to religious zealotry.

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    43. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Then you put a password to access the "Adult" section of the App Store, and the parents set that password before giving the device to their kids.

      You know, giving freedom of choice to the users.

    44. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then don't buy the iPhone. It really is that simple. I find it so odd when people find that others are doing what they want they cry censorship. Just don't buy the iPhone. If enough people don't buy it then they will change their policy or go out of business. Post about how outraged you are on Slashdot will do nothing since there is no law that says they can't do it.

      I find it so odd that this arguments comes up everytime someone criticizes Apple in particular, "just don't buy it, just avoid it, but shut up".

      I find it perfectly legitimate to call out, criticize and debate an aspect of a product or company policies. For many reasons, hoping to influencing it if many enough agrees being one of them (not buying it but keep silent about why, as you suggest, might be one option, but significant negative customer reactions have often worked in influencing a company as well).

    45. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by postbigbang · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And what part of my disagreement to that declaration didn't you understand?

      Apple made a choice. They're the ones responsible for their image and marketing. They're the ones that drew a line-- and we can agree that they should have done this earlier. Their market share is huge, and they're the pioneers in app delivery to smartphones. Did they screw up? Yup. Should they have made these decisions long ago? Yes. Their app store is a work in progress. NO ONE has their success here. They had to bite a bullet and they did it. Was the line drawn fairly? Probably not, but I applaud the stance they took, even come-lately.

      I'm not sure if they could have done what they've done by limiting adult-focused apps this late in the game. Maybe they're scared of the Chinese Censorship Factor. Maybe they're worried about being restricted in other jurisdictions. I don't know. But the limitation is ok with me, as a consumer. If I were an application vendor that was just cut off, I might feel injured and in need of burning money on an attorney. But I'm not.

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    46. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Betamax defiantly had better quality, you needed a good TV. On a high-end Sony with a high-end Sony TV, Betamax killed even the best VHS setups. I don't remember the sound quality. It didn't make up for having to switch tapes in the middle which was really annoying. Think about it you're watching Robocop when suddenly it's time to switch tapes, it really killed the mood, even for action flicks. I was too young to watch adult films but that must have been fun to get up in the middle of.

    47. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Humans are animals and they devolve quickly given the lack of framework to behave with civility, morality, and concern. I also believe in sex education from an early age. Children can be manipulated and abused horribly. I just saw this example of a horrible outcome: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2010/02/21/MNDU1C2M7E.DTL&feed=rss.news that saddened me.

      Boys need guidance and parenting. Given to their own whims, they can learn and habituate a great deal of disfunction in terms of sex, relationships, and consequences. Hands-on is better than hands-off-with-incumbent-gamble/hope that they turn out ok.

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    48. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by mosinu · · Score: 1

      You mean like this? http://mikandi.com/

    49. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by zootread · · Score: 1

      You sit in coffee shops for hours with your Apple devices wearing black turtlenecks and sipping over-priced latte's

      I don't drink coffee so I don't really know what goes down in coffee shops (other than the ones in Amsterdam). I also live in the south, where turtlenecks simply don't make sense and I at least don't see any men wearing them (women occasionally). Is this character you described really a common sighting?

      Microsoft is merely incompetent with their products. Apple, despite it's higher technical competence, is flat out evil incarnate.

      Are you saying that Microsoft is not evil? If you're throwing around the word evil, you'll at least have to admit that Microsoft is evil (or at least that their is a large number of people who regard MS as evil). And I'll take competent and evil over incompetent and evil.

      Personally, I'm just glad there is a UNIX-based desktop OS that is mainstream and has industry support as a desktop OS. And I can easily move to another UNIX / UNIX-like when I become unhappy with Apple (I switched from Linux on the desktop, and have used UNIX since before Linux existed).

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    50. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Porn give unrealistic expectations to a blank mind.

      So do Barney and Friends, and the Teletubbies. So does religion. Are you really going to argue against all fiction?

      Vicarious sex thrills for immature people gives them expectations that are tough to fulfill

      So does watching professional sports. So what?

      and as an additional problem, gives them body image goals that also might be unrealistic.

      Eh?

      I guess if your son is gay, this might be an issue. Won't be a problem for most people. And it's a silly line of argument, anyway. By that logic you should keep them from seeing any expensive cars, since they can't afford to have one and it might make them feel bad.

      We shield children from sex and violence until they have a context to understand it, and so they won't be unwittingly be used by others.

      Yes, I know that many people try to do that. I also know it's foolish and counterproductive. It's like shielding your kid from any kind of flame, until they have the context to understand that getting burned hurts. Sorry, but it doesn't work that way. You can't shield people from experiencing something while simultaneously expecting them to develop an understanding of it.

      If you are successful in shielding your children from these things, all you're doing is stunting their development and forcing them to confront these issues later on in life. Instead of helping them, you're putting them at a disadvantage in comparison to their peers.

      Luckily, most parents attempts to "shield" their children are completely unsuccessful.

    51. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't have a problem with saying you do not like this policy.
      You have every right to not like this policy but.
      It isn't a violation of your rights.
      It isn't censorship.
      It isn't immoral.
      And don't buy an iPhone then complain about how your rights are being violated.
      Those are all just silly.

      Censorship is when the government controls what you can and can not publish.

      Is a book publisher choosing to not publish a book because it is bad censorship?
      Not at all.
      That is a choice the company makes. Drop using things like censorship and rights about what can and can not go into the app store.
      Now if apple every uses the DMCA to take down jailbreaks then you may use the terms censorship and rights without a single complaint from me. Heck I will even chime in on your side.

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    52. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have a interesting username for topic - into BBW or just had a bad experience with one?

    53. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Imagine all things that happened after the Big Bang. That's the crux of it.

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    54. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that the big masses are buying apple stuff, while people with more brains actually get less choice because of this, indirectly.

    55. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I got money from working. I spent it on all sorts of stuff, and none on porn because it wasn't for sale to a minor in my state.

      The first time I saw porn, I was 10. One of my friends bought a picture ripped from a porn mag from an older student for 20p. Other boys stole them from older brothers, or bought them (I always thought you had to be 16/18, but I've just looked it up and there is no legal limit in the UK, it's up to the shop). Plenty of teenage boys buy FHM (NSFW), which wouldn't ever be restricted (it's a "lad's mag", and their own numbers say 45% of their readers are "14-24"). There's similar stuff in some daily newspapers.

      Would he find something somewhere else? Perhaps.

      I think "probably". I'm sure he does stuff out of your sight. If he doesn't, other kids probably try and take the piss.

      When I was 14-17 I used to tell my mum I was staying the night at a friends. The friend's parents would buy us cider, and we'd get very drunk in their house (or in their garden, in summer). The friend's parents thought this was better than us getting drunk somewhere where they couldn't see us.
      (This didn't happen very often, only every two-three months.)

    56. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wrong, they do not need to create multiple stores. What they need to do is filter what is displayed in the store versus preferences established in your iTunes account. Have age and adult content (Yes/No) be required fields. User then agrees that they WANT to see the content, and have their store filled with crap.

    57. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by maxume · · Score: 1

      You're way to literal. The filtering you propose allows everybody, in essence, to create their own store (rather than using the single Apple approved store).

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    58. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by merreborn · · Score: 1

      Sony allowed Betamax to carry porn, and have (or rather had) a whole library to prove it. Playboy, swimsuits, unmentionable stuff - it was all available on Betamax

      Unmentionable? On slashdot? More taboo than goatse?

      Well NO WONDER no one was buying betamax porn! Once you've seen volumes 1 - 5, "Meatspin: Volume 6" just isn't worth $49.95.

    59. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      These are all part of growing up. We try to steer kids in the right direction, and prevent the myriad of things that can go wrong. I was no angel, and neither are my kids. But I have to protect them, and let them grow at their own pace.

      I've raised four boys and two girls. All of them have done well and are pretty well adjusted. That's not to say that they're angels, just good people. Things could have been different. I'm lucky.

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    60. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      We shield children from ... violence until...

      Be honest. You really do not shield children from violence. Unless you're in a country with no television, they're going to see a lot of violence before they're ten years old.

    61. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope... they already ban political apps.

      Maybe if it is about something controversial like the health system. But not if it is about Mussolini...

      http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601085&sid=ajH3BAwBWRDg
      http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/imussolini/id350557380

    62. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Well, no, that's not true either.

      We limited the shows and movies and games they could watch. It worked. They're not desensitized to violence.

      Television is a wasteland, save for a very few events. PBS is a heaven-sent network. Much of the rest of it's worthless.

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
    63. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Are you really feeling the pinch because of the lack of a giggle boob app?
      Get an android phone and write your own.

      --
      See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
    64. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by node+3 · · Score: 1

      Apple, despite it's higher technical competence, is flat out evil incarnate.

      Because they removed apps people were complaining about? Because they have a security model on the iPhone OS devices that require signed software? That's really all they are doing here that has the geek patrol up in arms.

      BTW, how's that Xbox 360/PS3/Wii working out for you? They are even *more* restricted. If Apple is "evil incarnate", what are MS/Sony/Nintendo?

    65. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every time I see a story like this about how upset people are I just have to giggle.

      And you read Slashdot? Dude, you must be giggling your fucking ass off.

    66. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Were you giving an i-something (that is connected to the internet) to a 14 year old boy, you'd likely be in violation of the wireless contract. Now if you're an adult, and able to enter into a contract, then you're able to decide what is appropriate and what isn't. Even if it gets used by proxy.

    67. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by bnenning · · Score: 1

      Probably none at all.

      At least one. And two apps that would otherwise have been written for the iPhone are on the Android Market instead. Yes, I don't matter in isolation. But there are quite a few of us that still cling to the wacky notion that we should have control of products that we purchase.

      For Apple to have "China like rules" they would be throwing people in jail for writing the apps for android that they don't like.

      Apple has filed comments with the US Copyright Office saying that jailbreaking is and should remain a criminal act. So it actually is their position that you should go to jail for enabling "your" iPhone to run apps they don't approve.

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    68. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by lennier · · Score: 1

      If you use Apple, you're a young, cool, hip, media loving yuppy. Even if you're 50 years old you must still believe in this image to fit with Apple. You sit in coffee shops for hours with your Apple devices wearing black turtlenecks and sipping over-priced latte's.

      I don't know about you, but I slurp my overpriced lattes, I don't sip them.

      --
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    69. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not sure what reality you are in, but it isn't this one.

      For starters I don't drink coffee and I didn't get the uniform check when I bought my iPhone. Prehaps the Turtleneck checker was out sick that day or something.

      The real issue with apple devices is why do people who don't own them get completely irrational, ill informed and foaming at the mouth with hatred. I'd be surprised if you even owned an OSX machine, much less an iPhone.

    70. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by adiposity · · Score: 1

      Then don't buy the iPhone. It really is that simple.
      I find it so odd when people find that others are doing what they want they cry censorship.
      Just don't buy the iPhone. If enough people don't buy it then they will change their policy or go out of business.
      Post about how outraged you are on Slashdot will do nothing since there is no law that says they can't do it.

      What if you already have an iPhone? It's not like you could have known this policy would be implemented.

      If you want to change a policy, you don't shut up and just not buy the product. You make noise.

      If you don't like people complaining about these policies, then just don't read Slashdot. It really is that simple.

    71. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      Your comment is the first I've seen that really describes my apple/microsoft/linux feelings over the past decade or so...

    72. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "Apple has filed comments [eff.org] with the US Copyright Office saying that jailbreaking is and should remain a criminal act. So it actually is their position that you should go to jail for enabling "your" iPhone to run apps they don't approve."
      Now that is evil, wrong, and infringes on ones freedom. Apple has every right to not support jail broken devices but to forbid you from jail breaking a phone is just evil. However it is also different than controlling what goes into the app store which is what this story is all about.
      I agree with you on that count which is why I also bought an android phone.

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    73. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      I hate coffee. I like the smell of it, but despise the taste. I don't own any branded clothes, I'm not "hip" by any stretch of the imagination. I have an engineering degree, and am halfway through a chemistry degree. I drive a diesel soccer mom car (a xsara picasso in fact) because it is cheap to run and tax, and is very practical. I listen to BBC Radio 2. I don't watch much TV at all. This whole "reality tv" craze has just passed me by.

      My iMac is mine - I dual boot OS X and XP (very rarely, for an app that required .Net), and my Powerbook is also mine - it runs Ubuntu (yes, the non-supported PPC version). It is in no way "Theirs".

      You, as a windows user clearly have no clue about viruses or malware and you think "the internet" is the blue E. You run your 20"LCD monitor at 800x600 and think that the computer is the screen and the tower is the "modem".

      See, I can generalise too.

    74. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      You can complain all you like but if you bought an iPhone you are just making noise. Apple has controlled the iPhone since day one so nobody bought one without knowledge.
      If you want to say that you feel that Apples policy is hurting sales that is fine.
      I don't have any problem with people not liking the policy and not buying the product.
      What I have a problem with is people calling it censorship, taking about their rights, and or just making noise aka buying an iphone and buying apps but still whining about the policy. Guess what if you are buying stuff from apple you are saying that it is OK much louder than you whining about it being wrong.
      Hey I don't own an iPhone I own an Android phone because I don't like AT&Ts policies. I voted with my cash. Frankly I don't care that Apple is not selling these apps. They are nothing but trash throw aways. The Developers are upset because they can not make a fast buck on these trash apps. If they really want to create this then just make a web app that works for the iphone.

      This is no battle over freedom. It is a battle over making money with trash.

      Complain about the ATCA treaty if you want to fight for rights. That is all about censorship and the stripping of peoples rights!

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    75. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Rennt · · Score: 1

      Apple is just using it's freedom of choice.

      By needlessly and arbitrarily limiting the choice of its paying customers? And you think this is a good thing?

    76. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

      I hope the next version of OSX prevents everyone from typing offensive words and creating offensive Material.

      There should be no way to turn off those censorship features. America must be censored!

    77. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

      Because Apple has become about being in a certain mindset.

      Basically these are Disney devices.

    78. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because the developers behind Hot Peepshow 2010 are really the same kind of developers that contribute useful apps to the store, right? All those porn apps are made by developers who have no interest in making decent apps -- they just want to throw something together as quickly as possible to make a quick buck. Good riddance, I say.

      Apple is not the government. They're not a convicted monopoly, either. This is no different to a store owner deciding what they want to sell in their store. If you don't like it, then Apple's solution is not for you.

    79. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Ltap · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about image and adult apps vs child-friendly. I'm simply making the point that any vendor controlling what software can be used on its hardware is fundamentally wrong. It destroys the hardware platform's usefulness and discourages third-party development, since it has to be officially sanctioned by the vendor.

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    80. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      In that context, we agree. But just because someone builds a platform doesn't mean you have to either buy it or use it. Closed architectures often fail. The populist movement that gave use the 'modern' microcomputer has always eventually ditched proprietary platforms. One need only look to the IBM PS/2 and things like Compaq's EISA bus for examples of closed off architectures.

      More software makes a platform more valuable. Apple has temporarily solved this with a huge advanced market share in smart phone apps-- by any one's measure. It won't last.

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      ---- Teach Peace. It's Cheaper Than War.
    81. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Censorship is when the government controls what you can and can not publish.

      As many other comments have noted, you're confused about the definition of censorship. In this case, Apple's censorship has nothing to do with rights and freedoms. Apple's censorship is just Apple being assholes.

    82. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      It should come as no surprise that Sony charged a heckuva lot more for licenses than VHS. I thought there were only 1 or 2 non-Sony Beta machines.

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      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    83. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      You, as a windows user clearly have no clue about viruses or malware and you think "the internet" is the blue E. You run your 20"LCD monitor at 800x600 and think that the computer is the screen and the tower is the "modem".

      See, I can generalise too.

      Generalize away - I'm not really a windows user (except at work). I'm actually running Ubuntu as my main home computer OS. I actually first switched away from Windows TO Mac. I have a MacMini desktop that I used for a while (in addition to an old PowerMac G4 sitting in the closet), as well as an iPod Touch and an Apple TV unit. I've just become disillusioned with the BS and their restrictions. I had to jailbreak or hack both the Touch and the AppleTV to run software of my choosing on them. I'd wager that the same restrictions aren't far behind on OS X. It got to be point where I disliked Apple more than the Windows platform that I had switched from, so I switched again. I've been using Linux off and on since 1997, but recently (largely thanks to Ubuntu) things have been coming together to really solidify and polish the platform into something just as useable as Mac or Windows (without the lockdown they wish to assert).

      Overall though, I think you missed my point. I wasn't asserting that the stereotype fit all Apple users, but that Apple WANTS it to - and they're approaching tactics where they're wanting to enforce it. Booting XP? Ubuntu? They are going to put a stop to that sooner or later. And when you complain the response will be "Mac's not for you. Go use something else.". Consider yourself on the list to either be assimilated or booted from the group when they get around to it.

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      "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
    84. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      See, you are attributing malice where none exists. I heard the "OS X is likely to get closed up like the iPhone" argument from someone else here and there is absolutely no evidence for it - in fact, it is the exact opposite.

      They have made big strides with Boot Camp, even going as far as making an elegant driver CD (on the windows side) - it was the most painless XP driver setup I've ever done! It has come a long way from the beta software that it once was, and it freely distributed with 10.5 and 10.6. They put a lot of work into it. Why on earth would they prevent you booting alternate OSes after doing that? They make their money on the hardware, so if you buy an Apple to run Windows (and I know people that have done exactly that) then why would they want to stop you?

      Apple are going out of their way to make OS X a dev-friendly environment, with free dev tools, large amounts of documentation, large pushes with OSS projects that are core to OS X (rather than keeping them closed). Their model for OS X is totally different to the iPhone and iPad, and the steps they have taken with OS X as it has matured suggest the exact opposite of closing it up like the iPhone OS.

      Someone suggested that Apple was "very likely" to go to an app store model for OS X, with a single purchase point and inability to install software from any other source. The evidence was "that's how it works on the iPhone, so they must want to do it".

      There is no way OS X will change to that model - not after all the effort put into it to make it totally opposite to that. They are two different products.

      MS sells a video game console with a closed up OS that is difficult (impossible currently?) to alter to install your own software on there, with a closed up XB Live online game store/multiplayer thing. This clearly means that they are going to do that to Windows....

      Yeah, right.

      You are projecting an agenda onto Apple. I don;t think it's anything that sinister, much in the way that people project agendas onto Google or MS, plotting out the most Machiavellian business plans. It's not all villainous guys with outrageous moustaches.

    85. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

      Unbelievable. You go to /. and they're still fighting over the Betamax/VHS wars.

    86. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Do the majority of the customers like it?
      Would you have bought the ijuggle boobies app? Do you feel that you are missing something by not owning it?
      Would you be outraged at a store that decided not carry cigs?
      Same thing. I don't really mind people saying that it is a bad idea. What bothers me is when they claim censorship and that rights are involved.
      No their not.
      Now with the DCMA and things of that nature they are involved but this is just their choice.
      Do I think it is a good thing to try and limit the junk apps? Yes I do.

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    87. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Rennt · · Score: 1

      Do the majority of customers like it? Would I have bought it? Funny criteria for deciding if it is censorship or not. But for the sake of arguement, I can tell you that over 6 million users downloaded the Suicide Girls application.

      I don't know if you are familiar with Suicide Girls, but it is a website run by women for women celebrating body modification and the female form. It is a widely respected site, and the photography is generally considered to fall into the "art" category.

      So why was Suicide Girls pulled, but Sports Illustrated and Playboy were not? I can take a few guesses. Maybe the name made Apple uncomfortable. Maybe they don't feel that the kind of sexuality being celebrated jibes with the Apple image. Maybe Steve doesn't like tattoos.

      Whatever it is - the fact that mainstream male-centric "jiggly boobs" applications are allowed, but alternative female-centric "jiggly boobs" are not is clearly censorship. It is also offensive to women and rational thinking men.

      Do I think it is a good thing to try and limit the junk apps?

      I can see how this would be a good thing if the Apple appstore was the merely the "offical" appstore, and you had the option to use others. Regrettably this is not the case, Apple have positioned themselves as gatekeepers, so shouldn't have that luxury.

    88. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by Rexdude · · Score: 1
      A fun post, but here's a quote from Neal Stephenson's Diamond Age that just shows how Apple done an about turn from its early days:

      A locked gun cabinet and a primaeval Macintosh desktop-publishing system, green with age, attested to the owner's previous forays into officially discouraged realms of behavior.

      To think that once an Apple product was considered edgy and anti establishment. Now they ARE the establishment. Oh well.

      --
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    89. Re:unbelievable, yet very believable by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Of course they have the luxury and right. The iPhone isn't the only smartphone on the market. You can get a Blackberry, S60, WinMo, Android, or Palm WebOS device.
      When you have options and it is not enforced by law then it is no long a "rights" issue. It is just a product selection issue.

      And yes if you really think that it is a bad idea because customers will not buy the phone then you can say that Apple is being dumb because they will loose sales. That I have no problem with.
      It is this idea that you have the right to tell a company what it must sell is what drives me nuts.
      It is dumb as saying that a health food store must sell Coke products because people want them! Go to a different store.
      As I said if Apple every starts using the DMCA to take down jailbreak sites then I will say it is a rights issue. I will even say that Apple claiming that jailbreaking doesn't rate an exception under the DMCA is a rights issue.
      But Apple deciding what it will and will not sell in it's store is no different than a health food store not wanting to carry candybars or you local grocery store not carrying Penthouse in the magazine rack. Next you will be saying that Apple Stores should carry Windows 7!

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  3. Awwwwww by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Look at me crying for these devs who supported this fucked up anticonsumer family of products.

    And I'm laughing on the inside looking at their wittle tears.

    1. Re:Awwwwww by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Funny

      .

      Do you know what that dot is up there? Thats a tiny animated gif playing the worlds smallest violin.

    2. Re:Awwwwww by maxume · · Score: 1

      The Slashdot comment system doesn't support images.

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    3. Re:Awwwwww by dotgain · · Score: 1

      You must be fun at parties!

    4. Re:Awwwwww by maxume · · Score: 1

      I am occasionally invited to gatherings, but I wouldn't call them parties.

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    5. Re:Awwwwww by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither does anyone else once you arrive.

  4. This Is Not Censorship At All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I find it laughable that slashdot labels so many stories as evil censorship or somehow violating "your rights online" when it is nothing of the sort.

    The fact is, a consumer retailer like Apple can stock and sell whatever products to choose to its customers. What they don't stock is really none of your business, and if you don't like, take your products and have someone else carry it.

    This is just another non-issue. The problem with Apple is that they are too successful, they need to keep out the riff raff.

    1. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A government is just a big corporation with guns which no-one has yet succeeded in overthrowing.

    2. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rights violated? No. Censorship? It most certainly is.

    3. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd say taking down a best seller App based on its "Risque-ness" is censorship, any way you want to slice it.

      Apple can stock and sell whatever products it wants to choose from. Yes. It is still censorship - but we've come to terms that private companies have the right to censorship. Apple is fine with censoring, its their product. And I agree - there's nothing wrong with that. But to say it isn't censorship is like saying the Chinese government isn't censoring web searches, they are just choosing to provide what they think is best, not censorship at all.

    4. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by jedidiah · · Score: 0, Troll

      This is like forcing your coastal urban metrosexuals into being forced to watch nothing but the 700 club and Leave it to Beaver.

      This is the problem of being an all encompassing monopoly and trying to please everyone all at the same time.

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    5. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      That's right citizen, bend over and take it.

      --
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    6. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by selven · · Score: 1

      What they don't stock is really none of your business, and if you don't like, take your products and have someone else carry it.

      That's an argument against regulation, not against consumer outrage. I don't like it and because of that I'm expressing my intent to take my products elsewhere, informing everyone else about the problem so they too can make an informed decision.

    7. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by bughunter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The GP's Subject line is inaccurate, but the body of his post is correct.

      It is censorship, but it's not 'evil' censorship, nor is it a violation of anyone's rights.

      Apple is exercising their right to control what's in their storefront. If you don't like it, you have other options for your porn^H^H^Hhone.

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    8. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The problem with Apple is that they are too successful, they need to keep out the riff raff."

      Yeah, except 99% of people I know with iPhones are the gullable chav underclass who believe the iPhone makes them somehow look middle class, so I guess they can't even manage to keep the riff-raff out properly.

    9. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by pitchpipe · · Score: 1

      This Is Not Censorship At All
      by Anonymous Coward [aka Steve Jobs]

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    10. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I find it irksome that people have such an impoverished understanding of how censorship works.

      Yes, the sort of censorship where a government bureaucrat with a slightly sinister mustache uses the threat of state violence to control your speech is the most extreme and severe form. And, if you simply must, you are free to assert that this is the only "true censorship". You can then go on to assert that anything else isn't "real" censorship, and anything that has some link to a contractual relationship, no matter how tenuous the link or adhesive the contract, is happy and voluntary and not at all censorship. Hurray, hurray!

      However, and this part is important: Censorship is evil and dangerous in two distinct respects: The first is that it involves the illegitimate use(or threat of use) of violence for coercive ends. The second is that it distorts a society's flow of information in whatever direction is favored by the powerful and the incumbents. Since both democracies and free markets depend on informed actors, this is a major practical problem(and, of course, vibrant cultures arguably depend on the ability of individuals to express themselves without constraint).

      It is true that the various forms of "censorship lite" practiced by the private sector(and some aspects of the public sector, through subtler than armed force means) possess relatively little of the first respect(though, unless you have ample resources, private sector use of lawsuits and contracts of adhesion to secure your silence can be unpleasantly close to coercive force). However, these forms of censorship possess the second respect to an enormous degree, likely greater than that of state censorship in all but the most repressive societies. The majority of controls over access to, and expression of, information faced by the people of any moderately free society are private sector. Many of them are, at least ostensibly, voluntary to some degree. Nevertheless, they have an effect.

      Police-state censorship is evil; but dramatic and(in the more or less free world) relatively rare. The creeping death-by-a-thousand-cuts of the private sector, with its arbitration clauses, cryptographic controls, content filters, lawsuit threats, media ownership consolidation and so on and so forth is where the vast majority of information landscape distortion is happening. It is subtle, and most of it can be rationalized as "voluntary" with enough jesuitical hair-splitting about contracts; but that makes it no less dangerous.

    11. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But we also have the right to report on it and complain about it. So other people are informed when making decisions about products and so that Apple and other companies know what their customers want.

    12. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the issue is not that they are "censoring" or exercising their right to control products in their storefront, but that 1) they are doing so in a way that is anticompetitive, favoring Playboy and Sports Illustrated over smaller brands, 2) they allowed developers to build businesses around products, probably in some cases hiring employees and making other significant decisions thinking that they could sell these products because Apple had approved them (while this isn't necessarily immoral or wrong, it's arbitrary and capricious and of course will make some developers lose trust in Apple's system), and of course 3) Apple has set themselves up as the sole supplier of apps for this platform, so the user has no ability to go to another source to choose to get the kind of "mature" content they want - your only choice, if this kind of content matters to you, is to chuck your device out the window and go to a competitor's products - the problem is some people may have invested money and signed contracts with companies based on the (probably misplaced) expectation that they had some freedom about what sort of apps they could install on their phones.

      In the end, this is the whining of certain puritanical segments dictating the availability of products that cannot, by their nature, be sold through any other venue. That's a bad thing to many of us, regardless of whether the content is particularly meritorious or has other near substitutes (if it's just a slideshow of boobies, presumably you can get that on the web all you want, but with this many apps banned, there are surely some things that aren't completely replaceable with some web surfing).

      Posting anon since I've modded in this story. :)

    13. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      What about the consumers right to determine what they can do with their property? Their rights trump Apple's in every moral sense. Apple is interfering with the transactions of third parties; it is only a twisted copyright law and mathematical locks that allow them to stick their nose where it doesn't belong.

    14. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because they can do it doesn't mean it's right. Some people complain because they like the hardware of the iphone and the user interface. Now they want to be able to use certain apps and they can't I certainly think that is worth complaining about. Sure you can go and get another phone but isn't the market also about leveraging what people want? If it's not enough people to care then it is what it is but don't dismiss customer dissatisfaction because Apple can do whatever it wants. You are the same guys who complain when Google or Microsoft exercised their business direction too. You don't like what they do? Fine, it's your right and your prerogative to let them know your dissatisfaction. You tell people to deal with whatever Apple does or beat it, maybe you should deal with a world where people aren't going to be happy with certain changes a company makes. DEAL WITH IT.

    15. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I find it laughable that slashdot labels so many stories as evil censorship or somehow violating "your rights online" when it is nothing of the sort.

      The fact is, a consumer retailer like Apple can censor whatever products to choose to its customers.

      FTFY

    16. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by S.O.B. · · Score: 1

      The fact is, a consumer retailer like Apple can stock and sell whatever products to choose to its customers. What they don't stock is really none of your business, and if you don't like, take your products and have someone else carry it.

      And exactly what store should they get to carry their iPhone/iPod app? Oh yeah, the Apple app store is the only store where iPhone/iPod users get their apps.

      If iPhone/iPod users had an alternative store to buy apps then this would be a non-issue as you put it. However, since Apple is being very Microsofty in the lock-in of customers to their app store this is an unfair action against an app that they had no problem carrying when they were building their market but is deemed "inappropriate" now that Apple has established their captive customer base.

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    17. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Moridineas · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Out of curiosity, how do you feel about gun issues, etc?

    18. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't really consider any censorship "evil" in that regard, as most of it is done with "Good intentions".

      I mean, to think that censoring internet sites is a violation of Free Speech is stretching your rights so much that you could think that Apple removing an App from their store is just as valid of being called Censorship.

      What - the only difference is that one is a private company doing it for their own interests? It's their product?

      So - in the same light, Internet Service Providers (being a private company and all) filtering searches for their own interests (friends with the gov't) is not "evil censorship" at all.

      I think we've just blurred the lines and created so many double standards that we need to redefine censorship - or start applying the rules properly - or drop them altogether. I haven't decided which of those 3 would be the worse.

    19. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You can do whatever the hell you want with your iPhone. Make it a doorstop or a suppository. Apple is under no obligation to sell apps that you want. You're under no obligation to buy an iPhone or even to not jailbreak the one you have.

      Here's a belabored car analogy: Ford is under no obligation to sell truck balls. Even if they were to start selling them, they could stop at any time. They can even void your warranty if you attach third-party truck balls. Don't like it? Don't buy a Ford or take complete responsibility for the machine.

    20. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Adrian+Lopez · · Score: 1

      You seem to be operating under the delusion that only governments can engage in censorship. Call it whatever you like if it makes you feel better, but what Apple is doing is effectively the same as censorship.

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    21. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference is that cell phone companies are government-created monopolies. And those government-created monopolies are tying their products to specific manufacturers. Then the manufacturers are not stocking certain products.

      For example, suppose I want to buy my iPhone software from another app store... oh, there is no other app store for iPhones. Well fine! Suppose I want an Android phone instead... oh, AT&T doesn't sell Android phones. Well fine! I'll cancel my contract and move to another provi... oh, there are no other providers in my service area. Well fine! I'll just make my own phone... oh, I can't: that requires government approval.

      Using your original analogy, it would be like the government only allowing Super Shop stores in my area. And Super Shop refuses to carry beans. And if I go and buy beans from somewhere else, as soon as I enter the Super Shop! area of town my beans stop working because they aren't Super Shop approved.

    22. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by DesertBlade · · Score: 1

      No rights have been violated. The Constitution only guarantees rights from the government. Last time I checked Apple is not the government so they can do pretty much what ever they want

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    23. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by bzzfzz · · Score: 1

      Sure, if you presume an open, free market where there are competing devices with no artificial barriers to switching. That's not what's going on. Apple enjoys lock-in with both users and application vendors, who incur significant costs to have an iPhone or participate in the App Store respectively. Apple is taking advantage of this lock-in to make up whatever rules it pleases.

      And they have apparently decided that the iPhone is mainly for sexless lily-white puritans who pay for DRMed rap music. Or something.

    24. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by KylePflug · · Score: 1

      No DRM on iTunes (music), FYI.

    25. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Adlopa · · Score: 5, Informative

      The fact is, a consumer retailer like Apple can stock and sell whatever products to choose to its customers. What they don't stock is really none of your business, and if you don't like, take your products and have someone else carry it.

      This is just another non-issue. The problem with Apple is that they are too successful, they need to keep out the riff raff.

      Hm, I'm not so sure about that. Schiller has already intimated that Apple is now operating a cartel with certain app developers when responding to a question about why Sports Illustrated's and Playboy's apps are not banned:

      “The difference is this is a well-known company with previously published material available broadly in a well-accepted format”.

      I also suspect that Apple's App Store practices will lead to an antitrust investigation at some point. The iPhone is gaining dominance in the smartphone market and if its capricious App Store behaviour continues, accusations of monopolistic behaviour are bound to crop up.

    26. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      Apple is a publicly traded company not a private one.

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    27. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      They can even void your warranty if you attach third-party truck balls.

      You made your point clearly, but just to nitpick: I'm pretty sure that part's not true. Auto makers used to pull that shit and, IIRC, they got slapped down for it.

    28. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by jaraxle · · Score: 1

      This is pretty much similar to Blockbuster "censoring" porn in their video rental stores.

      You can get porn from other video rental stores, but it's Blockbuster's decision to not provide it from their stores. How does this infringe upon your rights at all? Don't like their stance on what they choose to carry in their own store? Don't provide them with your business. It's as simple as that.

      ~jaraxle

    29. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by computational+super · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That doesn't make it not censorship, poindexter, that just makes it not unconstitutional. You are capable of comprehending the difference, right?

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    30. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Jawn98685 · · Score: 1

      Bravo, sir, for pointing out what is a truth that escapes so many people with depressing regularity. Apple is under no obligation to provide a venue for anyone's "expression".
      That said, that Apple feels the need to enforce some puritanical standard of "decency" (not even a swimsuit model, for chrisake?) is what is really alarming. Whatever happened to personal responsibility? If you don't like women showing their naughty bits, like their navels, apparently, don't by the app. Why make Apple the enforcer of your hung-up "moral code"?

    31. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Stupid mods :p

      My reply was a direct response to "What about the consumers right to determine what they can do with their property?". Most people aren't really consistent when they say that!

    32. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by ejasons · · Score: 1

      This is pretty much similar to Blockbuster "censoring" porn in their video rental stores.

      You can get porn from other video rental stores, but it's Blockbuster's decision to not provide it from their stores. How does this infringe upon your rights at all? Don't like their stance on what they choose to carry in their own store? Don't provide them with your business. It's as simple as that.

      My DVD player isn't restricted to playing only Blockbluster movies...

    33. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Is it censhorshop that Walmart does not cell cars? Is it censhorship that Verizon does not sell the Nokia n2613? Is it censorship that Fox doesn't have ads for Lost? Is everything censorship?

    34. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      It's not censorship when someone doesn't do something. It's censorship when someone DOES something to stop access.

      The App was on the Best Sellers list - as in, it made it past Apple Approval and was in full swing. Which is like winning the lottery.

      And then Apple snuffed it for reasons that apply to MANY Apps.

      This is like Walmart starting to sell cars, and when that business starts bolstering, stopping the selling of Toyotas (when they are a best seller) because cars are involved in car accidents, yet still selling GM vehicles.

      I'd consider that a form of censorship.

    35. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      Leave It To Beaver? That'd never make it into the App Store, sorry!

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    36. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      So jailbreak the phone and do what you want.

      The app store is not the consumer's property - it is a service offered by Apple that is available to your phone. Apple sells you the app on behalf of the third party developer - and it can choose not to at any time - a fact that the developer is well aware of. There is no "sticking their nose where it doesn't belong" - THEY OWN THE APP STORE so it is very much their business and they can choose what products to carry.

      If you want to exercise your consumer rights, you can jailbreak your phone (which Apple is not prosecuting consumers for) and get your deep-linking porn apps from other sources, or just use the built in browser.

    37. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      So what is it this week? The a wildly popular, monopoly-position smartphone or a "tiny slim percentage of the smartphone market, it is so insignificant"? - I have heard both arguments on slashdot, often in the same article.

      Either way, there are strong competitors to the iPhone - there were before it arrived, and there are even more now. No one platform is gigantically ahead of the other, and antitrust requires using your monopoly to leverage an unfair advantage in another market (eg, using OS monopoly to subvert competitors and force your browser into the number 1 spot). If people don;t like the iPhone they have several options to move to.

    38. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you walk into a bar and their jukebox doesn't have the song you're looking for, do you start complaining about censorship? It's the same fucking thing --- you don't like their selection, you go somewhere else.

      I hate it when people make words less meaningful by distorting, devaluing, and abusing the use of them.

    39. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      which Apple is not prosecuting consumers for

      Well, isn't that nice of them.

      There are no rights when the act of exercising them is illegal, or they could be taken away for any reason.

    40. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by 0xdeadbeef · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, how do you feel about gun issues, etc?

      Given that rights are really nothing more than consensual assertions backed by the threat of violence, I'd say guns are pretty damn essential.

    41. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      They don;t go after people for hackintoshes either - my point was that if I don;t add some sort of disclaimer, someone will respond that "it is all locked down, there is no way to use an alternate store" when there is, you just have to play outside the box - which is what you want to do anyway!

    42. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by jaraxle · · Score: 1

      Nor are you restricted to using an iPhone as your cellular/handheld device.

      You got an iPhone knowing that Apple has sole control over what you can and cannot put on it from their app store (jailbroken iPhones notwithstanding) so the onus is on you as a consumer at that point. There are numerous other choices to pick from with respect to cellular/wireless devices; just because you picked the one most locked down doesn't mean it's suddenly Apple's fault that you can't get apps that they don't approve of.

      ~jaraxle

    43. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All by alexo · · Score: 1

      That doesn't make it not censorship, poindexter

      I know that /. is US-centric and all that, but it still a pain to constantly miss the obscure cultural references.

      I had to look it up:
      Poindexter is an American surname descended from the Poingdestre family of Jersey. In its original form, the name means 'right fist'.

      Right fist, eh?
      Was that a politically correct way of calling him a wanker?

  5. Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by WebManWalking · · Score: 5, Informative

    A merchant app that sold bikinis was dropped too, for showing girls in bikinis. http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/10/02/23/swimwear_seller_hit_by_apples_removal_of_sexual_apps.html

    1. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>A merchant app that sold bikinis was dropped too, for showing girls in bikinis.

      fap fap fap

      Teacher: "What's that noise?"
      Students: (silent)
      Teacher: "So like I was saying, during the antitrust legislation, President..."

      fap fap fap

      Teacher: "Okay knock it off!"
      Guy-in-back: "Oh sorry. I was just using my iPhone."

      THIS is why Apple banned the ap. Hmmm... looking at this site, I'm wondering why it's possible to order the bottom of the bikini w/o the top? What good's a swimsuit with no top? LINK http://www.simplybeach.com/products/Seafolly/MauiHipsterTieSidewithBand-Cinder.aspx

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    2. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      To wear to a topless beach?

      To wear with a different bikini top you think looks better?

      To wear with a t-shirt?

    3. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by Nadaka · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...I'm wondering why it's possible to order the bottom of the bikini w/o the top? What good's a swimsuit with no top?...

      It is for the locations that are free enough to allow topless beaches, but puritanical enough to not allow nude beaches.

    4. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you see that there is no top for sale I see a top and bottom for sale? You do realise that many areas of the world have topless beaches or was that concept shielded from you by your parents and your now your iphone as well?

    5. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by sorak · · Score: 1

      So any app that sells condoms should also be banned, right? What non-pornographic uses are there for those?

    6. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by c_sd_m · · Score: 1

      To match with a top of a different size? To let you choose between matching halter, athletic, etc. tops?

    7. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      The people over here http://cbox.ws/?n=4-3392068-3126 would probably stone you for that statement (they are American conservatives and anti-nudity).

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    8. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bikini tops and bottoms are almost ALWAYS sold separately.

      lrn2girl

    9. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by WorkingDead · · Score: 1

      Yet the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit 2010 app remains in the store and is currently in the top 25 apps and on the featured list.

    10. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by Nadaka · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I am an American Patriot. I am a conservative. I am a liberal. These are not contradictions. I love America, our constitution and the values on which this nation was founded. "OMG! Boobies are the devil! Think of the children!" was not one of those values.

      Those are not American Conservatives.They may be: Regressives. Destroyers of the constitution. Fascists. Theocrats. Enemies of the people.

    11. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

      Are there any topless or even nude beaches IN the US?

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    12. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      There are a few in the Florida keys. I am not sure where else.

    13. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by mzs · · Score: 1

      There are in Miami and near Madison Wisconsin. They are both very nice for sun bathing and bathing, though recently the there have been young people drinking and being stupid in Wisconsin, and the number of 'prairie dogs' (single males standing staring) are starting to get high in Miami. So in Wisconsin stay in the more crowded areas and in Miami either be in the more gay areas in the very north or the topless areas south.

      There are other beaches, but some of them are not officially nude and others are just not pleasant due to being rocky or windy. Those two are very nice.

    14. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by mzs · · Score: 1

      to get sizes that fit from different companies

    15. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or to replace the bottom if you already have the top
      Or to get a duplicate of the bottom that you like
      Or the top isn't in your size, but the bottom is

      What's the OP thinking? That's like going to a fancy clothing store and demanding to know why ties and shirts can be purchased separately.

    16. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      Are there any topless or even nude beaches IN the US?

      I believe that in NC you are legally allowed to be a topless on the beach. I this dug up in google TOPSAIL BEACH, N.C

      The interesting thing is this quote:

      Topsail Beach, along with three other area beaches, abides by state and federal laws, which do not distinguish between a man’s and woman’s bare chest.

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    17. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "There are in Miami and near Madison Wisconsin"

      Wisconsin?!?!? How do you have a beach in Wisconsin...? My geography isn't very good, but there isn't an ocean I know of within miles of there is there?

      Also...being that far north...it actually gets warm enough up there to have chicks sit out in bikinis? Just curious...I've never been up around that area before.

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    18. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by david_thornley · · Score: 2, Informative

      First, beaches aren't only on oceans. In that part of the US, there's a lot of lakes of various sizes scooped out by glaciers in the last Ice Age. Many of them have beaches.

      Second, it can get unpleasantly warm in the summer, because there is no ocean nearby to moderate temperatures. There are a few months of the year when you'd enjoy sitting outside in skimpy clothes (I don't think you want to see me in a bikini, frankly).

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    19. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by mgblst · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hmmm... looking at this site, I'm wondering why it's possible to order the bottom of the bikini w/o the top? What good's a swimsuit with no top?

      Shut the fuck up moron!!!!

    20. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Baker Beach in San Francisco.

      During the few days of fall when you would actually want to wear anything less than a sweater at a San Francisco beach anyway.

    21. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by Diagoras+of+Melos · · Score: 1

      A merchant app that sold bikinis was dropped too, for showing girls in bikinis. http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/10/02/23/swimwear_seller_hit_by_apples_removal_of_sexual_apps.html

      Pure hypocrisy. The bikini store isn't a corporate behemoth like Time Warner, whose SI Swimsuit app remains on the App Store. If there is an app expressly designed for prurient interest, the SI Swimsuit app is it.

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    22. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Women often wear different sizes on top and bottom, so a lot of companies sell tops and bottoms separately. Also, sometimes companies make several styles of tops and bottoms in the same print or color, so you can mix and match to get the exact top and the exact bottom you want.

    23. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by Ninth+Marion · · Score: 1

      Because then you can mix and match. Or you can replace a lost or damaged half. Funnily enough, having choice is always preferable to having no choice. Everyone has their own reasons.

    24. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by joekool · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Topless_beach#Topless_beaches

      "In the United States, which is generally less tolerant of female toplessness than Europe or Australia, toplessness is permitted in Washington, D.C., New York, Hawaii, Maine, Ohio, and Texas wherever a man is permitted to go without a top.[25][26]. However, women in Texas appearing topless in public are typically charged under public nuisance laws.[27] Topless bathing is permitted on designated public nude beaches."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nude_beach

      "The first nude beach of the United States was established in San Gregorio in Northern California in 1967,[5] as a private "free beach".[6] The number of official nude beaches in the United States has recently increased because of the stewardship of national and local nudist organizations and the establishment of working relationships with—or lobbying of—local municipalities and law enforcement agencies. The tourist potential of clothing-free and topless events and facilities is increasingly being recognized.[7]"

      Here in Austin we have Hippie Hollow. Which I have never been too, but I hear is lotsa fun.

      And now I hope no one actually sees this comment. one more reason no one can ever know my slashdot ID. Conveniently I picked the lamest alias ever.

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    25. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot 'Puritan'.

    26. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Are there any topless or even nude beaches IN the US?

      The city of Santa Cruz, California is clothing-optional. That includes the pacific garden mall, the main tourist shopping district of the town. The law requires that you not act in a lewd or lascivious manner. It also, of course, includes the beaches, including the one in front of the Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk, one of the region's largest touristry establishments.

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    27. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering why it's possible to order the bottom of the bikini w/o the top? What good's a swimsuit with no top?

      The reason for this is so that people have to buy the top and bottom separately. This way they can overcharge women twice. I don't know if you've ever noticed, but womens' bathing suites can be incredibly expensive.

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    28. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by alexo · · Score: 1

      I am a conservative. I am a liberal

      First definitions from my favourite online dictionary:
      liberal - favorable to progress or reform, as in political or religious affairs.
      conservative - disposed to preserve existing conditions, institutions, etc., or to restore traditional ones, and to limit change.

      Please reconcile.

    29. Re:Even a swimwear merchant app that sold bikinis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or because a lot of women are different sizes top and bottom and need to mix and match.

  6. Well... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I guess axing ~5,000 applications is easier than building a more effective and granular per-device rating setting system...

    Lazier, though, a lot lazier.

    1. Re:Well... by EkriirkE · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or utilizing their already-inbuilt "Allow Apps Rated" restrictions. (Don't Allow, 4+, 9+, 12+, 17+, Allow All Apps)

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    2. Re:Well... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I think that there was some whining about how The Children could still see the names and screenshots of the corrupting smut that threatens their young souls, even if their devices are set up to forbid them from buying and installing said smut.

      Of course, that would seem to suggest that they should just make a little change to how the app store works(i.e. don't display anything you don't have permission to install) instead of playing Taliban morality police with the developers they don't think are big enough to matter(while overlooking playboy and sports illustrated)...

      I question the sanity of anybody who downloads single-purpose porn programs on a device that comes preloaded with a general purpose porn program(these are known in polite company, of course, as "web browsers"); but that doesn't make mass-banning without warning, after months of toleration, and with the exception of big publishers, any less of a dick move.

      Worse, in a way, is that it isn't a terribly "apple-like" dick move, in the classic sense of what makes Apple interesting. Apple, under Jobs, has always been willing to throw technologies (and indirectly products and companies) under the bus if they think that it will allow them to do something cooler and better and shinier in the future. Dropping 64-bit Carbon, for instance, was classic Jobs. Who cares if Adobe and the MS MacBU will be very sad pandas, Steve has decided that carbon is old and busted and cocoa is the new hotness, everybody will just have to live with it. This, on the other hand, has 100% of the dickishness; but, by making exceptions for major publishers, is far more craven; and, since it is basically being done instead of improving the existing app ratings system, has none of the "in service of greater technical goodness" factor.

      It's just dickish and lazy. Apple is supposed to be dickish and driven.

    3. Re:Well... by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

      Well, could it have something to do with the appearance of the "Explicit" tag in the App Store? I'm thinking that the future appearance of the much more useful for porn iPad might have prompted the creation of such a category, through which parents will foolishly believe they are controlling what their children see. But at least, that's something that makes sense. Apple seems to hate to explain themselves, including explaining rumor A which claims that the sudden disappearance of "Hot 'n' Horny" from the App Store is censorship, and then explaining its reappearance in another part of the store. Maybe.

  7. Free boobs. by DarthVain · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As someone who downloaded "Free Boobs" you can find more scantily clad women in a sears catalog...

    app delete.

    Besides, that is what your browser is for you lazy app using sods!

    1. Re:Free boobs. by zootread · · Score: 1

      Besides, that is what your browser is for you lazy app using sods!

      Also: ability to load video through iTunes. I've got plenty of porn loaded into my iPhone for wanking it on the go. Why would I need an app for that?

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  8. Ugh by magsol · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm pretty sure Apple could drum up an altruistic-sounding or business-smart reason to ban just about any app from their store.

    -No competing browsers? They duplicate existing functionality. Certainly wouldn't want that.
    -No scantily clad women? They objectify women. But pay no heed to the Sports Illustrated app or the entirety of the internet at your very literal fingertips.
    -No Google voice? Also duplicates existing functionality. But be sure to ignore the allowance of Skype.

    Yep, Apple's got a good reason for everything that it does, and its reason is placing consumers and developers first!

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    1. Re:Ugh by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yep, Apple's got a good reason for everything that it does, and its reason is placing consumers and developers first!

      What they didn't tell you is that its a 0 indexed Array, where Apple's Revenue takes up the 0 slot.

    2. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure Nintendo, Sony, or Microsoft could drum up an altruistic-sounding or business-smart reason to ban just about any game from their console licensing.

    3. Re:Ugh by sorak · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Apple could drum up an altruistic-sounding or business-smart reason to ban just about any app from their store.

      -No competing browsers? They duplicate existing functionality. Certainly wouldn't want that.

      -No scantily clad women? They objectify women. But pay no heed to the Sports Illustrated app or the entirety of the internet at your very literal fingertips.

      -No Google voice? Also duplicates existing functionality. But be sure to ignore the allowance of Skype.

      Yep, Apple's got a good reason for everything that it does, and its reason is placing consumers and developers first!

      Apple: There's an excuse for that!

    4. Re:Ugh by master811 · · Score: 1

      Umm you do realise right that Google Voice barely duplicates Skype in the slightest (and it provides many things that Skype doesn't do).

    5. Re:Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't even say Apple's revenue is in the top slot. Its their own narcissistic ideals that they cater to. Unfortunately most Americans are very narcissistic and can't understand how badly they're getting fucked over.

    6. Re:Ugh by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      Well, there are about 10 pages of alternate browsers on the App Store. Did you even check?

    7. Re:Ugh by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure Apple could drum up an altruistic-sounding or business-smart reason to ban just about any app from their store.

      -No competing browsers? They duplicate existing functionality. Certainly wouldn't want that.
      -No scantily clad women? They objectify women. But pay no heed to the Sports Illustrated app or the entirety of the internet at your very literal fingertips.
      -No Google voice? Also duplicates existing functionality. But be sure to ignore the allowance of Skype.

      Yep, Apple's got a good reason for everything that it does, and its reason is placing consumers and developers first!

      We are at war with Googasia, we have always been at war with Googasia.

      Now have your Victory iGin for the iTelescreen tells me there have been no iRation cuts this year.

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  9. I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by MikeRT · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Typical feminist hypocrisy on **anything** that might appeal to heterosexual male sexuality, but that doesn't involve a "by your leave, your majesty" from a woman! It's ok for a woman to masturbate, use toys and sleep around. That's "empowering." A man does anything like that and he's "degrading women."

    1. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by hitnrunrambler · · Score: 1

      I personally have no problem with referring to risque-pics as "degrading toward ugly women". ...of course ugly women have as much political power these days as "middle aged white male executives"; so to remain in a position like apple means bowing to the opinions or people who read either "Fortune" or "Sexless Hag" magazine. (maybe both)

    2. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by TheTyrannyOfForcedRe · · Score: 2, Informative

      Typical feminist hypocrisy on **anything** that might appeal to heterosexual male sexuality, but that doesn't involve a "by your leave, your majesty" from a woman! It's ok for a woman to masturbate, use toys and sleep around. That's "empowering." A man does anything like that and he's "degrading women."

      Apparently you didn't get the memo. All straight men are rapists and thus bad people.

      I was actually taught that in my Freshmen Writing class at Carnegie Mellon University. The content of said "writing" class was in reality "gender studies" but no one seemed to care.

      No instructor could ever get away with teaching intermediate Spanish instead of chip layout in a semiconductor design class...

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    3. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      Typical corporate PR hypocrisy on **anything** that might appeal to heterosexual male sexuality

      FTFY. Lets not be confused about the motivations behind this. Apple is not taking a stand against male sexuality, they're trying to convince more parents to buy iphones for their kids.

      It appears all you know about feminism comes from corporate press statements and talk radio, which might be why you have such a low opinion of it.

    4. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2, Interesting

      All that most people know about feminism comes from corporate press statements and talk radio.

      Feminism would do well to distance itself from the name.

      I find it odd that people would think this degrading to women. The very nature of the app is to exploit male sexuality for profit. They're the ones paying for it. The women are being paid and making their decisions freely. Autonomy applies too to men though and I feel that men should be able to make the decision themselves about whether or not they want to purchase the app.

      It's disgusting to me that "feminism" as seen in popular media feels it necessary to degrade men by repeating the message that their natural desires are somehow destructive or deviant towards women.

      By censoring this kind of app, young boys are learning that mainstream society cannot cope with male sexuality, or that their natural urges are deviant.

    5. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 5, Insightful

      heterosexual male sexuality,

      Well, it's an Apple product; I expect it to be hostile to heterosexual male sexuality.

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    6. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by Taevin · · Score: 1

      Really? You can't see the difference between women having to "deal" (read: I think they should get over it) with men viewing porn in their private time, and having to walk around in public seeing men fondling women on their phones?

      Even putting aside that aspect, I'm glad that I won't have to worry about the "top apps" list being cluttered with ridiculous and immature "rub her clit" apps. If I wanted to do that, it's really not all that hard to convince a real-life woman to let you. Hell, you'd probably make your wife/girlfriend's week.

    7. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by computational+super · · Score: 1

      Modded, "-1, Accurate", I see.

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    8. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by Translation+Error · · Score: 1

      Where are you getting all this from? I'm a feminist and I certainly don't think any of those things are 'degrading women'. A man who sleeps around a lot could be degrading women, but that would be dependent on how he treats his partners, not that he has a lot of them, and a woman who treats her partners as objects and conquests would be just as bad. I have to say that I did find your accusation that we're all hypocrites who demand all men bow before us as if we were their masters insulting, though.

      Maybe you've been listening to the craziest people who shout the loudest. Every movement, whether it be religious, political, or social has them. Maybe you're angry because you want to think of women one way and feminists say women should be thought of differently. Either way, the basic concept of feminism is that women are people no less (or more) than men and should be thought of and treated as such. Is that really so offensive?

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    9. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The basic concept of Christianity is "hey, let's follow the happy fun teachings of this hippie dude who preached love and forgiveness and said you shouldn't be filthy rich and things like that", and yet many people still manage to get "GAYS AREN'T PEOPLE ABORTION IS MURDER ANYONE WHO DISAGREES IS A SUBHUMAN BEAST" out of it. The basic concept of feminism may be be fine, but in practice plenty of feminists go well beyond that into "restrictive moralistic asshat" territory, with little difference between them and the religious nutjobs except for the particulars of what mundane, harmless thing they feel needs to be purged from modern society because it is Bad and Wrong.

      And he didn't say all feminists acted like that, merely that it is typical behavior, which from my personal experience is quite true. One who doesn't claim anything a male may find arousing is "objectifying" or "degrading" to the point the words lose meaning is sadly uncommon.

    10. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are in a very small minority, and most women who label themselves as feminist would disagree with you. It doesn't matter that you are right and they are wrong. They have co-opted your label, and have twisted it to mean something very different than what you want it to mean. Much like a strange group of meat eaters have co-opted the term vegetarian, and have twisted it's meaning to something very different than what it once meant. Actual vegetarians had to come up with a new term, Vegan, to describe themselves, and even that term is currently losing it's meaning as the fake vegetarians try to co-opt vegan also. Actual feminists must do the same, or live with the fact that they are unintentionally telling people they are man hating female chauvinist pigs.

      So, it isn't that the previous poster has been listening to the craziest people who shout the loudest. It is just that he may have never met a woman that thinks women should be treated as people, no less (or more) than a man. He has very likely met huge numbers of women, that call themselves feminists, and think that feminist means women should be treated as more than men.

    11. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Well Apple are hypocrites anyway - they say they are banning them for being degrading to women while keeping the playboy, sports illustrated etc. apps. It's not that they care about photos of women in swimsuits or naked being degrading, it's that they want to pander to those who think they are.

      Your stance that consenting adults can decide whether they want to be naked or swimsuit models is admirable, but is unfortunately not shared by a vocal group of wowser feminists who have co-opted your movement.

    12. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      heterosexual male sexuality,

      Well, it's an Apple product; I expect it to be hostile to heterosexual male sexuality.

      Well, it's an Apple product; I'm surprised heterosexual male sexuality is a factor.

    13. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by yabos · · Score: 1

      Do you see many men walking around looking at porno mags? I don't. I fail to see why anyone would think they'd be walking around watching porn on their phones just because of these apps. That was the same reasoning of not wanting internet on airplanes. People said everyone will be looking at porn now on planes. I haven't heard of anyone doing this yet. You see people have some self interest of not looking like a fool watching porn on a plane or in the middle of the street.

    14. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by Taevin · · Score: 1

      Do you see many [men/women] walking around looking at [magazines], period? I don't. I do see many, many people walking around with their eyes glued to their cellphones, though (and this is common sense, it's difficult to carry around something as large as a magazine as compared to a phone which fits right in your pocket).

      It's tangential, but I actually have seen people looking at porn on a plane. What, you thought they stocked those magazines in the airport store for the fun of it? I'm sure if they had been sitting next to a woman/child rather than another young man they wouldn't have, but I don't really care either way since I don't really care about porn like I said. Overall, I don't even think these apps need to be banned, I'm just glad I don't have to be bothered to filter through such crap on the app store.

      Maybe an analogy illustrating the point/difference I was trying to make would help. Take an office setting: a guy looking at porn in his private office, while a waste of company time and should probably be disciplined along those lines, is not creating a sexually hostile environment that's "degrading to women." Contrast that with two guys cracking sexual jokes objectifying women in plain earshot of their female coworkers. That is creating a sexually hostile environment and they should be disciplined/sued for sexual harassment. Save it for later when they get drunk at one or the other's place and think about touching each other since they can't get a real woman.

      Similarly, I would not have a problem with some guy watching (with headphones) porn on his phone while sitting on a train. I would have a problem with a couple of drooling idiots laughing about manipulating a virtual woman for their pleasure on their phone. One is the act(s) recorded between consenting adults, the other is treating the focus of your sexual desire as your puppet. I'm totally cool with you doing this with computer programs/dolls in a private space, but don't bring it into a public one where it is degrading to women.

      In case it's still not clear (and I admit it's a little fuzzy): I'm responding to two different things here; the apps that were banned, and the idea that "anything" that appeals to "heterosexual male sexuality" is degrading to women. Personally, I'd argue that non-consensual sexual manipulation is not part of "heterosexual male sexuality," or at least not healthy sexuality, but that's an entirely different converstation.

    15. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

      How old are you? And if you're older than 15, do you have any weapons, and where do you live?

    16. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

      The previous poster has been listening to the people yelling in his mind, and to an angry mommy he's determined to humiliate for some reason. I want you to do a survey of all feminists and tell me exactly what percent are always angry about boys peeking at women? I know a lot of feminists. Very few of them are of that "Take back the night" Catherine MacKinnon Andrea Dworkin variety. Of course, there's always the caricature. You know, like "Obama is a socialist." A useful lie.

    17. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't confuse asshole-women with most women.

      And I've never heard anyone say that male masturbation is degrading to women.

    18. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by makomk · · Score: 1

      Yeah, doesn't surprise me. I've seen people talking about sneaking feminism and gender studies into their creative writing classes on the usual websites...

    19. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by makomk · · Score: 1

      It is a classic* feminist argument, just used as an excuse by a big corporation.

      * Classic in this case means old and somewhat unfashionable...

    20. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by alexo · · Score: 1

      Where are you getting all this from? I'm a feminist and I certainly don't think any of those things are 'degrading women'.

      Sounds like the subtle difference between the "women should be treated no worse than men" feminists and the "males are dirty chauvinistic pigs" feminists.

      When extremists (of all kinds, shapes or colours) hijack a legitimate movement, it's people like yourself who are left feeling as translation errors.

    21. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by makomk · · Score: 1

      Ah, you must be one of the evil funfems who are destroying the feminist movement. Pleased to meet you!

      (If you don't get the reference, try reading some radical feminist blogs or listening to them. Alternatively, don't - they're nuts. Dangerous, religious fundamentalist class nuts, but still nuts.)

      More seriously, though, have you been paying attention? You seem to have missed how male masturbation aids supposedly objectify women by turning their genitals into an object for male use.

      IIRC, there's not much objection to actual male masturbation - so long as you're not looking at images of women when doing it (or even thinking about images of women). Which is quite a big "but"...

      [ Also, the Feministing commentary on this Apple ban my be interesting - and bear in mind that Feministing is a really relaxed, beginner-level site that's fairly sex positive and is often criticised for not taking things seriously enough... ]

    22. Re:I'm tired of this "degrading toward women" crap by makomk · · Score: 1

      Quite right. It apparently doesn't go far enough for feminists (and that's not one of the strongly anti-porn sites, not by a long shot).

  10. What is obscene? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "...you're never more than one click away from something horrible"

    Like ... a naked female body? Spoiling them poor kids?
    A gun is million more times obscene then a female breast!

    Reality TV is obscene. Billy Graham is obscene. Muscle cars are obscene.
    A beautiful woman is not.

    1. Re:What is obscene? by bheer · · Score: 1

      > A gun is million more times obscene then a female breast!

      Speak for yourself. I love 'em both.

      Guns are precision-crafted machines. Done right they can be beautiful. Idiots wielding them to cause mayhem -- now _that's_ obscene.

    2. Re:What is obscene? by intheshelter · · Score: 1

      "A gun is million more times obscene then a female breast!"

      - hehe, you said breast . .

    3. Re:What is obscene? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A very astute comparison. Why is a gun more obscene than a body part? Because the gun's purpose is to destroy the body. And anything that destroys or degrades the body is obscene.

    4. Re:What is obscene? by pauljlucas · · Score: 1

      Guns are precision-crafted machines. Done right they can be beautiful. Idiots wielding them to cause mayhem -- now _that's_ obscene.

      Nuclear weapons are precision-crafted machines. Done right, they can be beautiful. Idiots wielding them to cause mayhem -- now that's obscene.

      Sorry, but their purposes (to intimidate, coerce, wound, or kill) greatly overshadow whatever engineering aesthetics they might have. There are many other outlets for artists and engineers to express beauty without their creations having said purposes.

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    5. Re:What is obscene? by bheer · · Score: 1

      Guns == nukes, now?

      And given how nukes have kept the peace for over 60 years now, I wouldn't say they have no redeeming qualities.

    6. Re:What is obscene? by pauljlucas · · Score: 1

      And given how nukes have kept the peace for over 60 years now, I wouldn't say they have no redeeming qualities.

      1. Correlation does not equal causation.
      2. Like the peace that has been or is being kept in Korea, Vietnam, Iran, and Afghanistan?
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    7. Re:What is obscene? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guns are no more obscene than decorative swords some people have on their mantles. Footage of someone gratuitously shooting people with a gun, sure that's obscene, but the gun itself is nothing more than a hunk of steel.

    8. Re:What is obscene? by bheer · · Score: 1

      Without nukes, powers would confront each other in their own territories, leading to huge death tolls and devastation that were the hallmark of WWI and II.

      Post nukes, conflict has been confined to the fringes of the world. Korea, Afghanistan (the Soviet-era fight), Vietnam -- these happened because the USA and the USSR deemed chose to fight it out over a piece of land no one cared _that_ much about, so that a loss could be accepted without 'going nuclear'. While it sucked if you were a citizen of these countries, the fact of the matter is that a war between the USA and USSR directly would have been much, much worse.

      > Correlation does not equal causation

      Wars between powers occurred fairly frequently throughout the last one thousand years. Post-nukes, they've stopped fighting each other _directly_. Most recent case: India v Pakistan -- 3 shooting wars in 24 years. Post-nukes: nothing, despite plenty of provocation. You keep looking for correlation coefficients. In the world of international relations, this is a bloody miracle and we'll take it.

      > Like the peace that has been or is being kept in Korea, Vietnam, Iran, and Afghanistan?

      This is the engineer's disease: all or nothing. There is and will be no perfect peace. The question is, are we better off keeping conflict on the sidelines rather than in major world capitals? Again, from a international relations perspective, yes!

      Also, note that as countries like Vietnam and (South) Korea join the global 'core', it becomes increasingly unacceptable for them to be embroiled in conflict. You simply wouldn't have a Vietnam War or Korea War today.

    9. Re:What is obscene? by alexo · · Score: 1

      but their [guns] purposes (to intimidate, coerce, wound, or kill) ...

      or to protect.

      My chances of being assaulted by a person twice my size (and with much more experience in street fights) get perceptibly lower if they know that I carry a weapon.

  11. *** to a woman, not "from a woman." by MikeRT · · Score: 1

    Heh, guess I should have proof read that a little better.

  12. Puritanical censorship sucks. by bheer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Especially on a product that has "Designed ... in California" on its back. Here are some alternative things Apple could do that would keep the app store clean and still go after the edu market:

    1) Require app developers to keep screenshots G-rated.
    1a) If necessary, ask app developers to keep the app names "clean". This is harder to do and I'm not comfortable about this, but the general guidance is that "Playboy" and "Wobble" is okay, but "AssTits Deluxe" is not. There should be bright-line guidance for what is okay and what is not.
    2) Use content ratings to keep things at (roughtly) R or even M level. Users should have to manually change settings to see NC-17-rated content.
    3) Only allow folks with credit cards (nominally adults) to see NC-17 rated content.
    4) Extend enterprise policies (which the iPhone already supports) to allow admins to block levels of content.

    These are from the top of my head. But all of these are better than going all Taliban on app developers.

    1. Re:Puritanical censorship sucks. by recoiledsnake · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not just allow people to download off websites without jailbreaking, like every computer out there instead of jumping through all those hoops? Oh, that 30% cut and control.

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    2. Re:Puritanical censorship sucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2) There is no M material available in the AppStore (afaik there never has been) 3) There is no NC-17 material available in the AppStore (afaik there never has been)

    3. Re:Puritanical censorship sucks. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Your ideas are good, but it's easier for Apple to declare, "All apps must comply with current and future policies of the AppStore."

      No, but seriously, I want to invest in your interesting iPhone app business...

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  13. Good Move by repetty · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They were hardly real apps. "Big Boobs," "Large Boobs," "Young Boobs," et cetera, et cetera. Recipe: Make an image display app, throw some pictures into it, make another version with different pictures, repeat indefinitely.

    They probably really only deleted five or ten real distinct apps.

    1. Re:Good Move by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Not to mention, how many of those apps were tracking the model releases accurately? How many may have had images of children inside them (unbeknownst even to the developers)? There are a lot of good reasons for Apple to remove these particular apps, appeasing feminists is just the lamest one they could've come up with.

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    2. Re:Good Move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      German daily tabloid BILD has the habit of depicting topless women in their "news"paper. Since a few months they also have an app in the App Store were people can, among other things, download the complete paper the night before. Already from the start the App Store version of the tabloid had to be censored somewhat to match Apple's taste. Now the company is highly disappointed that the new version of the app has not been approved by Apple for failing to meet their moral standards. It is (unfortunately) one of the most successful apps in the German app store, and although I don't like the company I can understand that they are not so happy that suddenly, after investing the money, they lose this part of the business because of some arbitrary change of the moral standards applied by Apple. Standards which seem to be more directed to the American public than eg the German public. You would think that Apple would at least be Apple to distinguish between their German store and the American store...

      Link (in German):
      http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/web/0,1518,679750,00.html

    3. Re:Good Move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when deleted off the App store, does the app get deleted from all user's phones?

  14. Silly Apple by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

    Where to draw the line?

    There are many applications that have some less-than-fully-dressed women (and men!) in them, what to think of apps like "Funny Pics" or "LOLcats"? Soon we'll only have Burqua clad women in the AppStore?

    Sure, make a separate Adult/18+ category or something, I'm fine with that.

    I'm not saying this because I don't want to protect children or offend any women. I just think that there is no way to consistently apply any criteria beyond "not showing genitals", without banning a lot more apps than they currently have. And then the inequality of not banning SI or PB added on top of that.

    And given that there is a browser on the system, Google-Images is only two clicks away.

    It's like banning all apps that have references to gambling, smoking or driving irresponsible. This is just beyond silly.

    And I'm saying that as someone who often defends Apple.

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    1. Re:Silly Apple by realsilly · · Score: 1

      Also, who is to say it's not the woman in the Pic that made the app? Maybe she's a tiny figured hungry woman who has chosen this method of selling her body to the public? Why Apple feels that they have the right to censor is ridiculous. But this is also one of the reasons I don't have an iPhone.

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  15. Even political apps too by recoiledsnake · · Score: 1

    There was a app for a countdown clock for second term of Bush in Nov 2008. When it was rejected, the author emailed Apple, and Jobs himself replied: http://www.juggleware.com/blog/2008/09/steve-jobs-writes-back/

    Mr. Jobs replied : Even though my personal political leanings are democratic, I think this app will be offensive to roughly half our customers. Whatâ(TM)s the point? Steve

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  16. no, they're empowering by FuckingNickName · · Score: 0, Troll

    Women and men do not need to be ashamed of their bodies. It is disappointing that Apple is contributing to the harmful Abrahamic stereotype that your body is dirty and something to be ashamed of - in particular, it seems here that Apple is telling women to cover up (and get back to the kitchen?), even having a problem with swimwear merchant apps.

    1. Re:no, they're empowering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sitting here and an iPhone ad just came on the TV, talking about an app for trainers (showing well-known labels). It's OK for guys to draw attention to their bodies, you see - but not women.

    2. Re:no, they're empowering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is that an Apple fanboy modding someone down for suggesting women shouldn't be ashamed of the ability to show off their bodies?

  17. Degradation or women?? by desertjedi85 · · Score: 1

    Last I checked Sports Illustrated isn't trafficking women forcing them to pose in swimsuits. These women make their own choice to pose for these thing. Just because some conservative women don't like it who cares.

  18. Developers? by haus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Not that I am a big fan of getting rid of a bunch of content because of seemingly arbitrary rules, but from the sounds of it many of this 'apps' are nothing more then a image (or a few images) of a girl/boy/goat in a bikini. It seems like a bit of a stretch to refer to those who create such content as developers.

    1. Re:Developers? by atrus · · Score: 4, Informative
      Thats the crux of it. The applications were spammy, brought nothing to the table except for a few pictures at $0.99. You could churn out 100 such applications in a day, and some people got close to that rate.

      If Apple adjusts their policy towards habitual application spammers (have you seen the Games section?), it would also solve the problem. But its easier to just target soft porn.

    2. Re:Developers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      has anybody a copy of that one with goats yet?

    3. Re:Developers? by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 4, Informative

      Exactly. There are app sweatshops like this guy who has already been banned for gaming the system :

      "In less than 9 months, Khalid Shaikh and his 26-employee team (most of which are in Pakistan) have published 943 applications [...] That’s roughly 5 apps a day, every day, for 250 days"

      And they churn out crap like what Apple is now banning (emphasis mine) :

      "They include “Top Sexy Ladies: Audrina Patridge,” which (from what we gather; again, we cannot test these apps because they are not up anymore) is an app that takes 5 pictures of The Hills star from online and puts them on your phone. Yes, it costs $4.99. There are hundreds of others like this, including Top Sexy Men apps and various news update apps"

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    4. Re:Developers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it's easier to rationalize Apple's move if you denigrate those being affected.

    5. Re:Developers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats the crux of it. The applications were spammy, brought nothing to the table except for a few pictures at $0.99. You could churn out 100 such applications in a day, and some people got close to that rate.

      So what? If somebody wants to spend $1 for a few pretty pictures, let them do it. That's the free market at work.

      If Apple is concerned about it's image; then they should *add information* to the offering. Let the consumer know that the app objectifies women. Those who want that sort of thing will be able to find it easier, and those who don't want that sort of thing will be able to avoid it easier.

      Another alternative is to set up simple zoning restrictions. Create categories that have requirements for inclusion. Just because you can get your spammy app into the store doesn't mean you get placement next to the best utility app. Your app may end up in Junk Drawer with 1,000,000 other spammy apps. This too assists the consumer. Those who want to avoid Junk Drawer apps know to stay out of the junk drawer. Those who want a spammy diversion know exactly where to go to find it.

      These are much better solutions than heavy handed censorship that damages the platform more than any particular class of apps.

    6. Re:Developers? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      There are hundreds of others like this, including Top Sexy Men apps and various news update apps

      Since we're talking about Apple here, I imagine the "Top Sexy Men" app was pretty popular.

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    7. Re:Developers? by CharlyFoxtrot · · Score: 1

      Since we're talking about Apple here, I imagine the "Top Sexy Men" app was pretty popular.

      Oh snap!

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    8. Re:Developers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh so now we are protecting people from spending money on what they want to? I am pretty sure that if you bought the app and saw it was crap, you would refund it. Also if it is such crap then I guess people wouldn't be downloading it but it sounds like some of these were top sellers. So now we are protecting people from apps that provide little utility? How about what people want? I bet you're one of those "There should be a law..." types.

    9. Re:Developers? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Thats the crux of it.

      It would be, if Apple specifically said that they are removing the apps because they are "spam".

      But they didn't do that. They removed them because they were "containing very objectionable content". And that is a problem.

      Of course, the real problem is iPhone app store lock-in - if not for it, this whole thing would be a non-issue from the get go.

    10. Re:Developers? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      943 applications [...] That’s roughly 5 apps a day, every day, for 250 days

      Someone failed maths (yes I realise you're just quoting an article).

    11. Re:Developers? by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

      They may not be doing enough with App Spam, but they're trying. Remember the guy who lost all of his apps in one night? I didn't hear too many people complaining, because they do clean out the crap, too.

    12. Re:Developers? by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

      Oh, get lost. I suppose if your fave is Linux, you like water games. Or if it's Windows, hand jobs in your business cubicle.

  19. case in point by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Funny

    On the internet, you're never more than one click away from something horrible.

    Hmmm.. "Read More..." *click*

    Aww, crap.

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  20. Let the parodies begin by fragmatic43 · · Score: 1

    This one is filled with open source images and written in jQTouch so it doesn't need the App Store: http://www.wayner.org/node/69

  21. 37 comments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only 37 comments as yet??

    Where are all ./ folks on such a delicate matter?

  22. How about banning basic text editing: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    (.)(.)

    1. Re:How about banning basic text editing: by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      (oYo)

      You're doing it wrong!

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  23. Bullshit without consistancy by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I could understand this as a choice, although it is hard to do so when they have a very good rating system in place (which they have).

    But what does not make any sense is doing this ban and exempting large companies like Playboy and Sports Illustrated. I mean, you CAN understand it but the action is indefensible.

    Especially when you can get porn of any level via the browser, why ban these apps at all?

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  24. Over "perceived inconsistency"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't see anyone truly upset over perceived inconsistencies in Apple's policies. Those screaming loudest are all about "censorship" and the end of democracy, or frustrated adolescent fantasies, etc, etc. The "besides, they still have _______, and that's inconsistent" argument is thrown in as a freebie, not as the main argument. It's an attempt at logic: if you can't be 100% consistent, then you're wrong to do anything in the first place. Uh huh.

    I'm not sure whether those screaming loudest are living the Frat House Lifestyle (tm) or if Slashdot is allowing 6-year-olds ("THAT'S NOT F-A-I-R !!") to post.

    1. Re:Over "perceived inconsistency"? by perlchild · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They are inconsistent is that an approved app should stay approved until the app itself changes to make a reevaluation of its status necessary.

      It's like if your local authority decided to revoke your driver's license while you're driving the car, and then fines you for driving without a license.

    2. Re:Over "perceived inconsistency"? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      It's like if your local authority decided to revoke your driver's license while you're driving the car, and then fines you for driving without a license.

      You just took the silliest example you can think of to set up an easy straw man right? Lots and lots of products are revoked because they no longer comply with health, safety or environmental standards, emission standards or are no longer legal to sell without the product changing at all. There's no right that you'll be able to sell your product for all time, the only difference is that here a private company is the one cutting you off. If you throw yourself at one company's mercy to sell your product, don't be surprised if they have a sword for you to fall on.

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  25. Isn't that the point? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2, Insightful

    . It's sure a good thing for those worried parents that they don't have any kind of web browser on there. On the internet, you're never more than one click away from something horrible."

    Well, yeah. That's kind of the point. The things they can't control, they're making no attempt to control. However, they *can* control the contents of the store - and so they do, in order to appeal to their largest customer base. Time will tell if it's the right move; but you can't cry censorship when you agree to purchase a device whose sole gateway to applications is what is officially sanctioned by that device's creator. You sign away the right to control your user experience when you agree that they have control via the appstore. If you don't like it, don't buy the device until they change it; or buy it and jailbreak it (but be aware of the consequences as well).

    Apple is fully within their rights to decide they want the appstore to sell ONLY applications designed for people age 8 and under. You know it when you buy the device (and if you don't, isn't that your responsibility too? being educated about your purchases?). App developers agree to it when they obtain the license that allow them to develop for the devices. You always have the choice to go with a different product. (Such as blackberry... no restrictions on what you can install, tens of thousands of compatible j2me apps. They have an appworld that's growing daily, but you're not required to use it to install software. I believe Android fits this bill too? )

    A company that is exercising the rights that its customers and developers willingly cede to it is not censorship.

    Commence downmodding.

    1. Re:Isn't that the point? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Android is about the right mix - AppStore and initially, the OS only allows AppStore apps. But go into options, change the setting and you can start getting apps from anywhere. There's quite a lot of Android FOSS out there.

    2. Re:Isn't that the point? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
      Sounds like a reasonable way to approach it. Newer blackberries default to using AppWorld, but you can also browse to any JAD file and install any app directly over the air. BB will complain a bit about security of unsigned apps, but you can generally set that up once per app and forget about it.

      My only complaint about Android is that it has no support for MIDP/CLDC, which are widely accepted standards. Even though almost every platform has an API specific to that platform, they also support MIDP - that lack puts Android in the same category as iPhone, in that there are huge quantities of already-written apps that are simply unavailable to people.

      And of course win mobile devices are fairly open, I forget them. (Though I'm not sure if that applies for WinMo 7 or not?)

    3. Re:Isn't that the point? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      there's a way to do MIDP through an application that creates an emulation layer. I don't know what it's like, though. And someone's written a MIDP to APK converter.

      There's a real feeling that it's a hacker phone, though. Few restrictions on apps (you can jailbreak it but it's hardly worth it) and lots of FOSS because the developer kit is free, Eclipse based and cross-platform.

    4. Re:Isn't that the point? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1
      What is it with smartphone dev kits that are based on Eclipse? Just ONCE I want one built for a *real* IDE like NetBeans... ;)

      Anyway, thanks for the info -- I may give it another shot (if I can make it work with netbeans, anyway... eclipse makes me itch... ) after my current BB project.

    5. Re:Isn't that the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like Microsoft was fully in their rights to include Internet Explorer with Windows effectively ruining Netscape.

      Oh wait... nevermind there was an anti-trust lawsuit and now the government has lawyers inspect every move the company makes, as per the settlement agreement. I guess only some companies can do what ever they want with things they own, and others can't.

    6. Re:Isn't that the point? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right. Except - Apple isn't a monopoly. You have a healthy environment with plenty of choices. If you don't like Apple's policy, you are 100% free to go to with a competitor's product -- one that doesn't require you to sign away control of your device.

  26. Wow 2 /. stories - Freedom vs. Control by wisebabo · · Score: 1

    I'm amused by the juxtaposition of the last two slashdot stories.

    Google has too much freedom in its Android software development efforts resulting in confusion and developers being upset.

    Apple has too much control in its App store policy resulting in confusion and developers being upset.

    Ok, the emotions are a little different in each case but you gotta admit, these two stories highlight the main difference (to developers at least) between the Google and Apple way of doing things!

    1. Re:Wow 2 /. stories - Freedom vs. Control by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All it really highlights is that most developers* are whiny children.

      *I use that term loosely in this case. Most of the apps on the respective app stores are not made by anyone I would classify as a developer.

  27. No, this isn't censorship by copponex · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Censorship is when a third party prevents you from reading or viewing or watching content that you want to. In this case, Apple is the arbiter of their own app store for their own devices, and you know when you buy it that they get to choose what you do and do not have access to in the app store. It may be stupid and petty and lazy and a general sign of their incompetence, but that's not the same thing as censorship.

    If Apple prevented you from viewing sexy items on the internet in general, then that would be censorship. This is more akin to a quickie mart that stops carrying Hustler. There are still other places to get Hustler.

    (Side note: this is a good and valid argument for markets and competition. Where Apple fails, you can choose another vendor. In the market for tablet devices, the worst outcome is that you were swindled out of several hundred dollars. You just need slight regulation to make sure they don't catch fire or hand out your bank information out of the box.)

    1. Re:No, this isn't censorship by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unless of course, the App was only for the iPhone, and it was accessible at one point. Now it is not. Thus, Apple is the third party, restricting you from accessing something you once could. Yes?

    2. Re:No, this isn't censorship by sorak · · Score: 1

      I don't think there is a good analogy for what this is. The problem is not what they choose to carry in their store front. The problem is the measures they take to lock you into an exclusive deal with their storefront. The customer can always go somewhere else, but it does make for a crappy product.

    3. Re:No, this isn't censorship by Adrian+Lopez · · Score: 1

      There are still other places to get Hustler.

      Does that mean there's no such thing as censorship unless there's literally no outlet for a particular form of expression? After all, "there are still other countries where speech is not suppressed."

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    4. Re:No, this isn't censorship by copponex · · Score: 1

      Are you suggesting that someone who has access to the App Store does not have access to the internet? Or that a developer can't re-write his program for another platform?

    5. Re:No, this isn't censorship by Adrian+Lopez · · Score: 1

      No. I'm suggesting the existence of alternatives doesn't make what Apple is doing "not censorship".

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    6. Re:No, this isn't censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. But Apple is not restricting you from going somewhere else to get that same information.

      Thus, it's not real censorship.

    7. Re:No, this isn't censorship by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      Putting aside the specific example of Apple, if that is your definition of censorship then there is no such thing. After all, the government deciding that pictures of naked adult women being illegal isn't censorship because Canada is just a short drive away and I can see them there.

      At some point, for the definition to have any meaning at all, we need to allow for the fact that entities can only control their own sphere of influence. Such that, while I can move to Canada to see boobies if the US government oversteps its bounds we can accept that the US is still performing censorship. And of course, that Apple is doing the same thing.

      Of course there are degrees. A government doing something is far worse than a private company you don't have to do business with doing that same thing. A company doing something they said they wouldn't is worse than one that wiggles "agreement" into the fine print of their EULA with a "PS we can do anything we want" clause. It still doesn't change the fact that they're all engaging in censorship of their particular domains of influence.

      How severe you think what an entity is doing is up to you, as well of course as your reaction to their doing it. It just doesn't mean they aren't doing it.

  28. So let's call it censorship, then. by IANAAC · · Score: 1

    I'd say taking down a best seller App based on its "Risque-ness" is censorship, any way you want to slice it.

    So let's call it censorship, then.

    Doesn't really matter. Once you buy into their single point of sale ecosystem, you're buying into their censorship. They have the right to do as they see fit with their storefront.

    Don't like it? There are other options.

  29. The Playboy app is allowed to remain too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    So they are removing apps of women in bikinis but leaving apps of fully naked women.

    Phil Schiller says it is because Playboy is an established brand: http://www.macrumors.com/2010/02/23/phil-schiller-acknowledges-new-app-store-sexual-content-ban-and-exceptions/

    So the real message here is that these images are only degrading if they come from a non-established brand. apparently established brands are less offensive.

    I have an iPhone and love it, would never buy a porn app from it, and hate to see the App Store clogged with those apps, but this is not the answer. Create an Adults/Mature section, put the the apps like this in there, and be done with it.

  30. root of the problem by perlchild · · Score: 1

    I think the real problem is not that you are forced to follow the rules to be on the apple store. Is that if, as a developer, you want to develop for the iPhone, you HAVE to use the apple store. Apple specifically, and (IANAL) dodgily makes you sign an agreement that says you cannot build your own appstore for iphone, even if it is for your own apps. Now if I had a lot of free time/money to throw at the problem, I'd try to challenge this on the basis of the local consumer laws, and(I'm in Quebec) with the language thing, I'm sure we could build a case for our own appstore, used only for apps meaningful here.

    1. Re:root of the problem by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      I think the real problem is not that you are forced to follow the rules to be on the apple store. Is that if, as a developer, you want to develop for the iPhone, you HAVE to use the apple store.

      Or the web. Given the functional restrictions (no multitasking, etc.) on local apps, and how much of the device functionality is exposed to web apps, and Apple's increasing trend of arbitrary and after the fact administrative restrictions on App Store apps, I wouldn't be surprised if more and more developers stopped making native apps for iPhone in favor of iPhone-targetted web apps.

  31. Seriously? by Xacid · · Score: 1

    Don't give you damned kids an iphone if you're worried about the content they may come across. Why, back in my day...

  32. why dumb and dumber by Brigadier · · Score: 1

    Just because someone doesn't follow your logic doesn't make them dumb. There could be a variety of reasons, a few being, A.) adult content isn't worth that much when opportunity cost is taken in to consideration. What's the point in pleasing a few depraved nerds when you can indoctrinate an entire generation from grade school. B.) This could be from a lobbyist stand point. Apple lobbies some senator for support with the educational system and there stipulation is get rid of the porn. At this point in cooperate management nothing comes down to being dumb or dumb.

    1. Re:why dumb and dumber by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Just because someone doesn't follow your logic doesn't make them dumb. There could be a variety of reasons, a few being, A.) adult content isn't worth that much when opportunity cost is taken in to consideration. What's the point in pleasing a few depraved nerds when you can indoctrinate an entire generation from grade school.

      Because those depraved nerds are the early adopters who are going to move the units.

    2. Re:why dumb and dumber by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Well, its not like you can't put pr0n on your iPod touch, iPhone or even the iPad when you get it!!

      Just put your still photos on the phone via iTunes....or rip your pr0n dvd's with Handbrake..and put them on the device via iTunes. YOu don't have to use the app store for ALL your content.

      Hell, I've never actually bought anything off iTunes...I have my own audio and video content. I've only used the store for free podcasts...and the free apps for the iPhone. Other than that..who needs the store?

      Put what you want on there..nothing is stopping you.

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    3. Re:why dumb and dumber by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Without all those porn apps, even Apple hardware isn't that sexy. :P

    4. Re:why dumb and dumber by Internal+Modem · · Score: 1

      That would be true for a traditional product launch. However, Apple has gone mainstream with the iPad, so they don't need the nerds.

    5. Re:why dumb and dumber by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      That would be true for a traditional product launch. However, Apple has gone mainstream with the iPad, so they don't need the nerds.

      We'll see about that. An oversized iphone that isn't a phone, without the general utility of a laptop or pad? With the apple tax on it?

      I'll be very surprised if it's a hit with anyone other than the gadget-heads and the cultists.

    6. Re:why dumb and dumber by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      And those same nerds are the ones who are paying for pr0n in the app store when it can be found for free all over the internet?

    7. Re:why dumb and dumber by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      We'll see about that. An oversized iphone that isn't a phone,

      Correct. It's an iPad. The iPhone is more of a smaller iPad than the iPad is just a scaled up iPhone. The iPad is *more* capable than the iPhone. That's what the "it's just a big iPhone" complaints all miss.

      What does it do that the iPod Touch doesn't?

      without the general utility of a laptop or pad?

      Could you clarify this some? It has all the "general utility" that most people will want.

      Funny, last I heard it was still going to be limited to the apple-approved apps in the app store.

      With the apple tax on it?

      You mean the device that's *cheaper* than all the competition?

      What are you considering competition? Can't be laptops or netbooks, because those are cheaper. Can't be tablet PCs, because those aren't crippled.

      I'll be very surprised if it's a hit with anyone other than the gadget-heads and the cultists.

      "Cultists"? That's the biggest clue you don't actually understand the appeal of Apple products, and are thus are poorly equipped to judge how people will react to it.

      You're right, I don't understand the appeal, unless it's the imbecilic love of form over function.

        I have an iPod classic because it was the last HDD-based music player left alive when my Neuros II died. I like it for what it is: an mp3 player.

      I bought an iPod touch, and returned it in 3 days because it was the single most useless piece of junk I'd bought in years, and I actually bought a GP2X. Nothing available on the app store nor through jailbreaking was remotely inspiring. Lots of shovelware and corporate whoring apps. BFD.

      As for the computers themselves: weak bang for the buck, limited software availability (no, OSS software doesn't count because I can run that now on my linux desktop without overpaying for another computer), nothing to offer.

      So yeah, you're correct that I don't understand the appeal. However, that doesn't mean I'm not aware of how people think. Cell phones are ubiquitous, which is what helped them build their zombie iPhone armies. Pseudo-tablet PCs aren't. If they've ditched the idea of locking it to the app store like the touch, then that may change things, but last I've heard, that was still on.

    8. Re:why dumb and dumber by jo_ham · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Here's a bell curve for the iPad user demographic: ...../^\.....x

      The x is your data point. If you classify the Mac platform as "weak bang for the buck with limited software availability" then you are very much not the target market.

      And it's not really "form over function" if the device does *exactly what you want it to do* better than the alternatives (for me that's Windows or Linux), and in cellphones that's pretty much all the other cellphones I have come across. Even Android is not really showing me anything that I personally am doing right now on the iPhone that I could do better on an Android device, and no, I don't need to listen to streaming radio stations while simultaneously checking my email while driving the car, nor do I need root access on my phone. It just does what I ask it to do.

      So the mac platform (mobile and OS X) have "nothing to offer" YOU personally - but this being the case, you must surely see that the Mac itself, the iPhone, the iPod Touch (and when it;s released the iPad) do in fact have "something to offer" a large number of people who find that the products work for them.

      You can dismiss them as helpless sheep, wandering blind in the tech wilderness if you like, but that would be somewhat disingenuous and I think you know it. If you're smart enough to use any alternative than Windows as your main OS you are smart enough to understand that just because a product doesn't work for you doesn't make it worthless.

      Show me a computer that costs £1225 ($1500) [price of the higher spec 21.5" iMac on UK/US store) that has the same specs - in those specs you must also include the ability to pack it up into a box in 2 minutes (including unplugging cables) and carry it like a suitcase so you can take it to your friend's house and set it up again in under 2 minutes, with a 21" IPS screen and all the other hardware, and the ability to triple boot OS X/Win/Linux as required (hackintoshes are allowed - I know the OS X licence forbids it, but go with it). The computer must be entirely contained in one unit except for the keyboard and mouse.

      There was a reason that one of the best Windows laptops of 2009 was a MacBook Pro - people like the hardware, regardless of OS, and are willing to pay for what they like. If you can afford the extra for the nice case, then why not? What makes a computer any different from any other tool/device/appliance you own? No one bats an eyelid if you buy a slightly more expensive TV set because you preferred the way the case looked, even if the picture quality was the same. I mean, you have to look at the case too for as long as you own the thing.

      No one bats an eye when people spend more money on a car that does exactly the same as a perfectly serviceable and good quality boxy car. Raw performance figures, rock bottom price (and the relative open-ness of the OS) are not the sole indicators of a product. "Value for money" doesn't mean "the absolute fastest thing I can buy for the lowest money" - it is a highly subjective thing.

      I am very happy with the £1100 I paid for my late-2006 iMac - it was worth every penny I paid for it, and continues to be my main machine and will be for some time.

    9. Re:why dumb and dumber by Idbar · · Score: 1

      Well, its not like you can't put pr0n on your iPod touch, iPhone or even the iPad when you get it!!

      Just put your still photos on the phone via iTunes....or rip your pr0n dvd's with Handbrake..and put them on the device via iTunes. YOu don't have to use the app store for ALL your content.

      Well, there's an app for that.... oh wait...

    10. Re:why dumb and dumber by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      If you're smart enough to use any alternative than Windows as your main OS you are smart enough to understand that just because a product doesn't work for you doesn't make it worthless.

      I never said it was useless to anybody at all. I said that I admitted to not understanding the appeal because, from my vantage, it is one asset ("I'm so stylish!") and a host of liabilities. Although, considering how little it actually CAN do, I do have to wonder who these people are for whom it "does exactly what they want it to do."

      My point is, with their pricing and their built-in limitations, they're limiting their market, to a point that I think that they're all but cutting out the non-fanboy and non-gadget-head demographics.

      The inability to install software not from the app store is going to cost it in the "educational computer for high-school/college-bound kids" arena, since the days of the Apple being ubiquitous in schools died with the //e. Forget using it for homework without MS Office (or even OO.o) except maybe as a glorified calculator.

      Gaming? Phah. Not even on the right planet. I'm fairly sure the cardinality of the intersection of subsets "only likes WiiWare/iPhone style casual games" and "willing to pay hundreds of dollars for video gaming" is quite small.

      Mobile communication (IM/facebook/email on the go)? Maybe, IFF that functionality isn't already available on their cell phone (iPhone or otherwise).

      Handheld web browsing? Okay, that use I can see (and in this form factor I can see it surpassing the touch thanks to the eyestrain inducing small size), but there are more cost-effective solutions for that.

      Honestly, what am I missing, other than "looks pretty and might get me laid by snotty hipster chicks" and the toddler-friendly UI (both of which do fall under "Form over function")?

    11. Re:why dumb and dumber by jo_ham · · Score: 1

      You're possibly not missing anything - the iPad may end up like the Apple TV and not quite hit the potential that it could have.

      I think it will be a hit with a lot of people who loved the iPod Touch (or iPhone) and just wished occasionally that it had bigger screen for things like facebook, popcap games, browsing, IM and watching TV shows. I doubt it will be a success if that's all it can do at that price point it is at, but it will come down.

      There is a specially designed version of iWork available for it, so homework could indeed be a possibility (even opening and saving Office formats, depending on the content of the document, but iWork > Office is pretty much assured to work), and who knows, MS might actually port a version of Mac Office onto it if it becomes popular enough. The Mac Business Unit may already be working on it internally to see if it's feasible.

      Library books or course textbooks - I would kill to be able to carry around my copy of Warren. It's a monster, like most comprehensive core science textbooks, so being able to flip through it on the iPad would be great, especially with searching and links to external sites. Multiply that by all the course textbooks I have and I don;t have to worry about where I'm working since I have all the books with me for reference.

      It has great potential, and could be excellent. If it was just another tablet (but running OS X instead of Windows) then it would almost certainly fail - I just don;t think the market is there for a tablet. I also do not think that it is a replacement for a netbook, as much as Jobs would like to believe, I just think it is an alternative way to do *some* of the things a netbook could do, but not all.

    12. Re:why dumb and dumber by node+3 · · Score: 1

      We'll see about that. An oversized iphone that isn't a phone,

      Correct. It's an iPad. The iPhone is more of a smaller iPad than the iPad is just a scaled up iPhone. The iPad is *more* capable than the iPhone. That's what the "it's just a big iPhone" complaints all miss.

      What does it do that the iPod Touch doesn't?

      I said it was more capable. I didn't say it had more features. The screen on the iPad allows for a much more capable UI (and there are some UI widgets that the iPad has that the iPhone doesn't). Apps like iWork aren't feasible on the iPhone. Apps like iBooks aren't as well suited for the smaller screen. And apps like Mail, Safari, and the photo viewer make good use of the larger screen.

      without the general utility of a laptop or pad?

      Could you clarify this some? It has all the "general utility" that most people will want.

      Funny, last I heard it was still going to be limited to the apple-approved apps in the app store.

      That doesn't answer my question. A third-party App Store does not qualify as some form of "general utility" that most people want.

      With the apple tax on it?

      You mean the device that's *cheaper* than all the competition?

      What are you considering competition? Can't be laptops or netbooks, because those are cheaper. Can't be tablet PCs, because those aren't crippled.

      They are crippled by using a full WIMP OS. And to call laptops categorically cheaper than the iPad is misleading. But those are side issues.

      The main issue is that I'm referring to the other 9"-11" tablets that were announced at CES. Those are the direct competition.

      I'll be very surprised if it's a hit with anyone other than the gadget-heads and the cultists.

      "Cultists"? That's the biggest clue you don't actually understand the appeal of Apple products, and are thus are poorly equipped to judge how people will react to it.

      You're right, I don't understand the appeal, unless it's the imbecilic love of form over function.

      Exemplary of you to immediately start off demonstrating my point.

      It's not "form over function". It's both form and function. Form and function are inextricably intertwined.

      But that's not even what Apple does. For Apple, function informs form. The problem is that the "form over function" complaining geek is looking at the wrong function. That type of geek looks at the function the computer performs internally as the device's main function. Apple looks at the activity that the user wants to do as the main function.

      As a clue, that's why the iPod, which had less space than a Nomad and no wireless, was anything *but* lame. It functioned as a way to listen to music better than any other player has before or since. But the geek who wants flac, filesystem access, etc., is wanting functions that are functions internal to the device and completely orthogonal to the device's main function, which is to listen to music. Adding these functions would detract from the device's real function

      The same goes with the iPad. An iPad running Mac OS X with Cocoa instead of iPhone OS with Cocoa touch would have more functionality than the iPad, but it would make it utterly miserable as the function it's actually intended for, which is that of a portable multitouch device.

      That's also why all those other tablets and netbooks are going to have a terrible time competing with the iPad. Those devices have more functionality, but that functionality actually makes them *less* desirable to most people. This isn't because they can't make use of that extra benefit (which is what a lot of people think), but because that extra functionality detracts from the device's actual reas

    13. Re:why dumb and dumber by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      The screen on the iPad allows for a much more capable UI (and there are some UI widgets that the iPad has that the iPhone doesn't).

      Yes it's bigger than a phone ... just like those things everyone else has been using for years, called computers, including laptops, netbooks and tablets.

      And the Ipad allows nothing right now. It's still not even released - I might as well say how amazing the new AmigaPad is going to be.

      A third-party App Store does not qualify as some form of "general utility" that most people want.

      If we are arguing in terms of what "most people want", then most people want phones from companies other than Apple, according to market figures. Indeed, most people still want cheaper but functional (and still "smart") phones, rather than high tech but expensive toys.

      As a clue, that's why the iPod ... The same goes with the iPad

      Ah yes, this classic Apple fallacy: reference the Ipod, the sole area where Apple are market leader, and then apply it to other Apple products, even ones that are vaporware. This is a logical fallacy. It also ignores Apple products that were raved about, and then flopped and forgotten about (Apple TV, the Air) or their many products that sell okay and bring in revenue, but are still niche markets (Macs, Iphones).

      I might as well argue how Windows is a success, therefore the Zune will do well too.

      That's also why all those other tablets and netbooks are going to have a terrible time competing with the iPad.

      More speculation about an unreleased product.

      They are crippled by using a full WIMP OS. ... Those devices have more functionality, but that functionality actually makes them *less* desirable to most people.

      Another classic Apple trick - "not having features actually make it better!" Nevermind an AmigaPad, I wish I thought of these tactics years ago. An Amiga from 20 years ago must beat today's machines hands down, by not having all those extra features.

      The App Store isn't a flaw in the iPhone OS ecosystem, for most people.

      Agreed, because most people don't have an Iphone.

      It's primarily just the geek crowd who makes a fuss

      But don't you see? It's only in the geek crowd that Apple are loved and hyped about - most people don't care, but here on Slashdot, Apple are praised all the time. So if they start to criticise, then there's not many left who will like Apple after that.

    14. Re:why dumb and dumber by node+3 · · Score: 1

      Yes it's bigger than a phone ... just like those things everyone else has been using for years, called computers, including laptops, netbooks and tablets.

      And those things aren't called "just a big iPhone" either. Which is my point.

      And the Ipad allows nothing right now. It's still not even released - I might as well say how amazing the new AmigaPad is going to be.

      Actual iPads actually exist this very day. Millions are being made with the intention of them starting to hit the shelves in about a month. Your argument implies a reasonable likelihood that they may not actually reach the market any time soon.

      If we are arguing in terms of what "most people want", then most people want phones from companies other than Apple, according to market figures.

      Market figures don't show what people want, it shows what people bought. You should be well aware that people don't always get what they want.

      Indeed, most people still want cheaper but functional (and still "smart") phones, rather than high tech but expensive toys.

      No, it shows that people are buying cheaper products more often than more expensive products. It does *not* show that people *want* cheaper phones over the iPhone. I'm not sure what toys have to do with this, as we are talking phones.

      Ah yes, this classic Apple fallacy: reference the Ipod, the sole area where Apple are market leader, and then apply it to other Apple products, even ones that are vaporware.

      iPad isn't vaporware. Unreleased =/= vaporware.

      This is a logical fallacy. It also ignores Apple products that were raved about, and then flopped and forgotten about (Apple TV, the Air) or their many products that sell okay and bring in revenue, but are still niche markets (Macs, Iphones).

      I might as well argue how Windows is a success, therefore the Zune will do well too.

      I don't think you understand the terms you use.

      I didn't say something like "everyone buys every product Apple makes", I said Apple designs their products around the function the end user is going to be doing and *not* simply around the function the technology is doing inside of the device. That is, in no way, a logical fallacy.

      More speculation about an unreleased product.

      By definition, yes. Everything you've said (although have been careful not to do so far in this post) is the same.

      Another classic Apple trick - "not having features actually make it better!" Nevermind an AmigaPad, I wish I thought of these tactics years ago. An Amiga from 20 years ago must beat today's machines hands down, by not having all those extra features.

      Yes. It's called not shoe-horning in things that make the product worse. The specific feature I mentioned, a standard WIMP interface, *would* make the iPhone and the iPad worse.

      What I did *not* say was that simply removing features willy-nilly makes something better. An Amiga 500 would not beat today's computers, because the features it lacks does *not* make it better.

      The App Store isn't a flaw in the iPhone OS ecosystem, for most people.

      Agreed, because most people don't have an Iphone.

      They don't have to have an iPhone to see it as a flaw.

      It's primarily just the geek crowd who makes a fuss

      But don't you see? It's only in the geek crowd that Apple are loved and hyped about - most people don't care, but here on Slashdot, Apple are praised all the time. So if they start to criticise, then there's not many left who will like Apple after that.

      That's demonstrably false. All one has to do is stop 10 white earbuds on the street and give them a geek IQ test. You may be shocked to find that a very small percentage of them have a high geek quotient.

      Nowhere, in

  33. lets look at this reasonably by musikit · · Score: 1

    there were a couple of developers that created
    Woman With Few Cloths app and then copied it
    Woman With Few Cloths 01012010
    Woman With Few Cloths 01012011
    Woman With Few Cloths 01012012
    Woman With Few Cloths 01012013
    etc.

    so they always had the "new app" position.

    plus these apps didnt have nude woman they had woman in suggestive positions wearing cloths. to get around the parental filtering.

  34. Clicks to pron by ChefInnocent · · Score: 1

    It's been a long while since I've played clicks to pron, is it now only 1 click from disney.com?

  35. Apple's Mistake by Areyoukiddingme · · Score: 1

    Apple's mistake was in failing to make the App Store restrictive ENOUGH. What they should have done (and what Google should be doing for Android) is build a two tier system. The lower tier is basically just hosting - anything goes. Set up a rating system and a popularity count, but don't bother with approving anything. The top tier should be a heavily restricted best-of-breed catalog built of submissions, highly rated and highly popular apps from the lower tier manually reviewed and copied over by Apple, and (because they can't help themselves) apps from their beloved corporate partners.

    That scheme would have given them the flexibility to accept everything that makes an open computing platform great, while providing the quality filter that Apple allegedly builds its brand on. "Young Boobs" and the other 40 variants of image-viewer-app-with-embedded-image-catalog can go in the lower tier, get highly rated by 14 year old boys and heavily downloaded by men ages 9 to 90, and Apple needn't bother to consider it for promotion to the upper tier. Meanwhile quality, useful applications get promoted and get far greater visibility.

    To sweeten the deal and actively encourage quality, give developers who get admitted to the upper tier a larger cut of the income, for those apps that charge money.

    Too late now...

    1. Re:Apple's Mistake by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      The problem for Apple is that they want to control the store but they also don't want bad PR. If they allow more adult apps on the store, then when some kid manages to get an app from it, it's Apple who are to blame.

      Android aren't going to allow anything adult on their store either, but the difference in attitude is that you can override your phone easily and get apps elsewhere. This allows those users who want those apps (or political apps) to get them without without it reflecting on Google.

  36. Well, shoot by jspenguin1 · · Score: 1

    There goes my plan to port Custer's Revenge to the iPhone.

  37. Burqa? by mosb1000 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I love the quote from the CNN article:

    3. No skin (he seriously said this) (I asked if a Burqa was OK, and the Apple guy got angry)

  38. Are you kidding by Murdoch5 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Isn't it more degrading to women to have them viewed as massive bitch's because certain women feel the need to bitch about everything including the sun. My GF even agrees women get a bad rap because other women feel the need to complain when they could just go along with it. After all have you heard of men complaining that topless men are degrading, of course not, after all were rational.

  39. Please... by Fishbulb · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The only people up in arms are sleazy dudes out to make a quick buck off of someone else's boobies.

    They've had their day and nothing of value has been lost.

    1. Re:Please... by codepunk · · Score: 1

      You are exactly correct as a developer I could not be happier, this will dump a large portion of crapplications off of
      the app store.

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    2. Re:Please... by UnanimousCoward · · Score: 1

      That's your opinion, of course. But remember that pr0n, more than anything else, drives technology...

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    3. Re:Please... by OzPeter · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The only people up in arms are sleazy dudes out to make a quick buck off of someone else's boobies.

      They've had their day and nothing of value has been lost.

      So all the apps that were pulled for collateral damage are nothing important? (See above post for the Bikini seller that had the app pulled - and that wasn't the only one)

      Also compare this with Apples statement when questioned over why SI and Playboy didn't have their apps pulled - "Because they were established brands". So Old porn is good, but new porn is not???

      Or what about the "iWobble boobs" (or whatever it was called - and yep terrible juvenile name) which didn't supply content - you had to download and add your own content. That is like last year when the eBook reader was not approved because you could download the Karma Sutra

      I can understand why some people want to remove some lower common denominator apps from the App store, but the heavy handed manner in which Apple did this does smack of censorship, and they had to be aware of what they were doing

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    4. Re:Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The only people up in arms are sleazy dudes out to make a quick buck off of someone else's boobies.

      It may surprise you to know that there are female app devs trying to make a quick buck off their own boobies.

    5. Re:Please... by Internal+Modem · · Score: 1

      That's your opinion, of course, but remember that the profit motive, more than anything else, drives technology...

    6. Re:Please... by Internal+Modem · · Score: 1

      So Old porn is good, but new porn is not???

      Or what about the "iWobble boobs" (or whatever it was called - and yep terrible juvenile name) which didn't supply content - you had to download and add your own content.

      You answered your own question. Apple does not want the iPhone brand to be associated with a new type of porn. The iPhone brand image is a clean Apple store, not a dark backroom with a sticky floor. It is their brand to protect.

    7. Re:Please... by syousef · · Score: 4, Funny

      The only people up in arms are sleazy dudes out to make a quick buck off of someone else's boobies. They've had their day and nothing of value has been lost.

      First they came for the emulators, and I said nothing because I had not written an emulator.
      Then they came for the boobies and I said nothing because I was a puritanical closet pervert.

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    8. Re:Please... by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      It is their brand to protect.

      Protecting their brand is one thing, removing some apps (but leaving others) under the guise of "think of the children" is another.

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    9. Re:Please... by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      That's your opinion, of course, but remember that the profit motive, more than anything else, drives technology...

      And from what I understand a lot of boobie type Apps had filled up the top 20 downloads etc. So Steve the Savior is getting rid of profitable Apps? *Gasp* does that mean Steve is really a Commie in disguise and as such the Anti-Christ?? Oh noes, Steve is both Savior and Anti-Christ all rolled into one!?!!?!?!?!?!?!

      Suck on that Obama!

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    10. Re:Please... by Fishbulb · · Score: 1

      Then they came for the boobies and I said nothing because I was a puritanical closet pervert.

      LOL. You're trying to make a rallying cry out of this? One vendor on two platforms, and you're crying like someone busted open the case and burned the Declaration of Independence.

      You want boobies? Try Google. As long as two people can connect computers, you'll have your boobies.

    11. Re:Please... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've had their day and nothing of value has been lost.

      True. Fortunately there still is a large reservoir of pr0n on websites easily available with the iphone.

      So, what does this accomplish? Nothing.

      Has Apple gone through every TV show available on itunes to look for scantily-clad (but dressed) women?

      This only makes it more clear to the general population that Apple are bigger jerks than Microsoft.

    12. Re:Please... by syousef · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Really don't care about porn. As you said it's abundant for those who want it. But a developer building an app, having it approved, then having the rugged pulled from under them. That I care about. I don't care if it's one vendor or even one sick sad 30 year old still living in his mum's basement.

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    13. Re:Please... by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

      That, or you're losing your tiny mind.

  40. ReConsumer rights... by IANAAC · · Score: 1

    What about the consumers right to determine what they can do with their property? Their rights trump Apple's in every moral sense.

    Consumer rights don't trump anything when the consumer knows fully well going into a contract that the are prohibited from doing "what they want" with their DRMed phones.

    Sorry, but if you don't want that kind of control placed on you, just don't buy it. You can complain all you want that the iPhone is wildly popular and therefore should be open to anything, but that's not how Apple works, not is it how it has ever worked.

    An informed consumer is a good consumer.

    1. Re:ReConsumer rights... by roju · · Score: 1

      Yeah I'm pretty sure that's not true. I understand that sales (like employee vs. contractor) follow the duck test: if it looks like a sale, it is a sale. So this would apply, e.g. to a cellphone. Especially if you take into account used sales. So it is unusual that Apple can exercise control over an owner's use of the device.

  41. Never mind the devs by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

    Apple just removed support for porn. Sell your shares now.

    1. Re:Never mind the devs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *checks phone* Nope, Safari still works.

      I can't be the only geek here that wrote a proxy script on his server to convert FLV et al to iPod/iPhone MPEG4 on the fly.

  42. Porn is for Boys, not Men. by mosb1000 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Most men consume porn. Most boys should not.

    I disagree, porn is for boys, not men. No man would escape into fantasy land to gain sexual satisfaction, because that is a boyish thing to do. Of course, not all boys are under 18. Is seems there are very few real men in the world.

    Also, it's nice to say that boys should not consume porn, but everyone knows that all boys have access to it. That's why I have such a huge problem with this kind of censorship. It does nothing to solve the real problem. It just gives parents an excuse to believe there may not be a problem, when there clearly is one.

    1. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

      Most men consume porn. Most boys should not.

      I disagree, porn is for boys, not men. No man would escape into fantasy land to gain sexual satisfaction, because that is a boyish thing to do. Of course, not all boys are under 18. Is seems there are very few real men in the world.

      Also, it's nice to say that boys should not consume porn, but everyone knows that all boys have access to it. That's why I have such a huge problem with this kind of censorship. It does nothing to solve the real problem. It just gives parents an excuse to believe there may not be a problem, when there clearly is one.

      That is utter bullshit, I can only assume that your wife reads what you post here. Good luck with that.

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    2. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by postbigbang · · Score: 1

      Statistics would prove you wrong in terms of consumption. It's not boys that I see in adult sections of various stores.... thankfully. We try to limit exposure until boys understand the implications of sex, relationships, their bodies, and the world. That's part of a parent's job.

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    3. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by mosb1000 · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'm not married/dating/interestedindating. Sorry to disappoint.

      My first paragraph is my opinion, so if you think that's bullshit that's fine, but do you really think my second one is bullshit? I know that I was looking at porn by the time I was 8, and that was before the internet.

    4. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by computational+super · · Score: 1

      Ah, whatever would us men do without women to come along and tell us how "real mean" behave...

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    5. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by mosb1000 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Hi, my name is Bob, I am not a woman. Most women have a bigger problem with this than men do, anyways. Of course, they call it something different so it's totally ok.

    6. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      All men masturbate. Some just lie about it. But playing the moral superiority, 'real men don't fantasize' card is such nineteenth century, Victorian ere crap. All the studies I've read show fantasy and masturbation as normal, healthy aspects of human sexuality.

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    7. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by domatic · · Score: 1

      Stumbling around in the dark with hairy hands?

    8. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by spun · · Score: 1

      How is porn unhealthy, based on your personal experience? I mean, I can understand that some porn is unhealthy, or that some use of porn and fantasy can be unhealthy if it interferes with other aspects of your life, but the problem then is actually some kind of sex addiction, and not the porn, fantasy, or masturbation itself.

      And it isn't 'a study.' It's ALL studies. In fact, if you want to convince anyone but yourself of your point, try to find something to back up your opinion. You won't.

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    9. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I'm sure it's not, based on my personal experiences with it

      OK, that's a little more information that we really need.

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    10. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Just because it's unhealthy for you, it doesn't mean it's healthy for most people. Your anecdote is _not_ data. And even if it's unhealthy for most people, it doesn't mean it should be forbidden or blocked in any way.

    11. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by BrambleThorn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you're not "married/dating/interestedindating" and you think that masterbation is unhealthy. So either you're a woman, your balls are locked away somewhere, or you're engaging in some rather unhealthy sexual activities yourself. Whichever it is, good luck with all that!

    12. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fantasizing is what you do with your off-time, whether it's sexual fantasies or otherwise. Boys (or the unemployed) have more off-time, and misuse time they should be doing other things with, so they will probably do it ten times more than an adult, or more. They're also more likely to be inexperienced and not have a way to fulfill those fantasies, which might dissuade men who can have the real thing.

      If you were to produce porn, you might be tempted to produce for the largest market, which for the reasons above might not be more "mature" crowds, as it were. If you do so, you will probably end up making the product itself more immature, with much cooing and moaning and breathless reassuring of manliness.

      There can be a point to a statement like "Porn is for boys, not men" aside from "If you're still doing it as a man, you should be ashamed."

    13. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, if I had mod points I'd mod this flamebait, and I'm taking it. I'm a woman and I DON'T THINK masturbation is unhealthy. Watch what you say.

      There's one point I concur with the controversial post here. I have the feeling that youngsters actually search for porn more actively than adults, since adults have access to it easily (I'm not going to say 'boys' cause girls do it too [you don't believe me?]). Now, I'm not a parent, but I'm kind of sure I wouldn't freak out if my teenager watched porn. As long as he doesn't start treating (wo)men like they do in porn. If anything, teach kids fantasy from reality. That solves a lot of problems.

    14. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by computational+super · · Score: 4, Funny

      You may have fooled the DMV into checking the "M" box on your driver's license application, but I've looked back through your comments. You're definitely a woman.

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    15. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by Omestes · · Score: 1

      I'm most most males, period, like porn. You may be an outlier, but I doubt very much that you represent the norm. Men like porn because we like sex, we like sex because we evolved to like it as a trick to get us to continue the species. Men like porn while in monogamous relations because monogamy is not the default relationship status for our species, since we, like chimps, evolved to try to mate with as many women as humanly possible.

      Even in modern America (reguardless of religious, or moral stance) monogamy is a merely a pleasant fiction. Around 60% of husbands will cheat on their wives, and our divorce rate is a very very high. Porn is a way to seek release while remaining faithful, and a non-harmful way of acting out fantasies. Porn is the safety valve for monogamy.

      Also, it's nice to say that boys should not consume porn,

      Why would anyone say that boys should not consume porn? They're learning, and their sexulization is inevitable, I would rather they seek release over an old Playboy (or whatnot) than knock up some girl. ...when there clearly is one

      What problem? You, as a parent, may have a serious problem with it, but a lot of people don't.

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    16. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by uncqual · · Score: 1

      However, some studies show that masturbation is actually healthy for men. Even more healthy than sexual intercourse due to the elimination of STD transmission risk.

      Maybe distributing porn is a cheap way for the government to reduce health care costs - perhaps the IRS could include each taxpayer's "government porn allotment" with tax refund checks. (Warning: be very careful when opening your tax refund check - make sure it's really yours, not your neighbors who checked the 'midget amputee horse' preference box on his tax return). Perhaps this could be part of the next stimulus package (although, some of the talent may be best hired overseas to meet all taxpayers' needs - I'd imagine if one likes Swedish women, one can find the highest quality in Sweden - just due to the size of the pool).

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    17. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This...is Bob. Bob has bitch-tits.

    18. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by brkello · · Score: 1

      How is it unhealthy?

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    19. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Men like porn while in monogamous relations because monogamy is not the default relationship status for our species, since we, like chimps, evolved to try to mate with as many women as humanly possible

      erugh.
      Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape! No, wait, don't touch anything!

    20. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Ok, that's not what I said, that's the opposite of what I said. I said that the problem with censorship is that it enables parents to think there is not a problem, when there really is one. Does that sound like a pro-censorship standpoint to you?

    21. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      Why do you think you'd have to be a woman to not be interested in dating? I'd say that as a whole women are just as interested in it as men.

    22. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      It's basically a coping mechanism. It allows people to be disconnected from reality rather than dealing with it. So you see a lot of lonely people or people who are sexually frustrated doing it, when they should be seeking out real companionship and social interaction. It also can build expectations which can hinder real intimacy when people get into relationships, and bring about unhealthy attitudes toward sex (such as "it's just sex" or the idea that you should accumulate sexual partners).

    23. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      This is not flaimbait, this is just me stating my opinion (which a lot of people seem to disagree with) based on personal experience. And why does everyone think I'm a woman. I'm a man!

    24. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      The flamebait I was talking about was my parent post, not yours, btw.

    25. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by BrambleThorn · · Score: 1

      My post was not in reference to women not being interested in dating, but not having 'relief' for biological urges. As a guy, I'd find it hard to believe that if you're not getting laid that you're also not masterbating, which is pretty much what you said. Unless...
      1. You're a woman: My point with this was the fact you have no balls.
      2. Your balls are locked away somewhere: Again, no balls.
      3. You're engaging in some rather unhealthy sexual activities: Meaning you are getting sexual relief, but ouside of the confines of marriage, dating, or even being interested in dating. This could be construed as unhealthy. At least as supposedly unhealthy as masterbation is.

    26. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by mosb1000 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It's not any more common for women to lack sexual urges. But they do tend to work it out differently. My complaint is not so much about masterbation as it is about pornography and, more importantly, fantasy.

      What I'm saying is that I, a real man, will acknowledge that something is wrong and do something about it, while a boy might escape into a fantasy to ignore their problem.

      I think fantasy can be a reasonable survival mechanism for abused children, but it doesn't have a place in the life of a mature adult, who should be taking proactive action to resolve their problem, or asking for help from others.

      Sexual urges are not desires that need to be filled (as one periodically needs to empty their bladder), and I think it's really bad to look at sexuality that way. But I guess we live in a society where people have needs and then they fill them, rather than thoughtfully considering their actions. They have a headache, and instead of asking "what does my headache mean?" they reach for the aspirin or whatever. They want to have sex with someone, but instead of asking what it means and resolving it, they just have sex with them, or they go home and masterbate.

      People ask "what is wrong with rapists that they do such things?". Well, the simple fact is that a rapist views his sexual urges as a need to be filled, and then he goes out an fills them they same way our society tells us to fill any other urges. I figured this out a year ago, and I told all my friends about it. It's been a very enlightening experience for me, because women for the most part avoid me entirely (some don't). I'm just like "wow, what would they do if they knew that all men have this problem?!". Society is fucked up, but I'm a lot better of now than I was before. It's no wonder half or marriages end in divorce, if this is how well men and women understand each others' problems going into it.

    27. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by Duradin · · Score: 1

      "What I'm saying is that I, a real man, ..."

      You perchance wouldn't happen to be a True Scotsman as well, would you?

    28. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      You think rape is about sex. Are you really that ill-informed?

      Although that viewpoint may describe your twisted views on sex and masturbation. (Or perhaps stem from the same pathology)

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    29. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      you think that masterbation is unhealthy. So either you're a woman

      I have it on excellent authority that women masturbate too. Not as many or as often as men perhaps, but they certainly do.

    30. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Corollary for the GP - you may not realise it but even some women watch porn, fantasie (have you seen the size of the Mills and Boon romance market) and some even mastubate too.

      Do you think I broke his little brain.

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    31. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      If you consider my comment more carefully, you may come to realize that I don't think rape is about sex, nor is pornography or masturbation. That is my entire point.

      The rapist does not consider their urges, beyond thinking of them as a need to be filled. This is the pathology of the sociopath: the inappropriate view that other people exist so satisfy his personal needs.

      To that extent pornography and masturbation exist to the same end, to allow the viewer/masturbating person to imagine using someone to fulfill their "natural" sexual urges. Though this does not directly injure another person the way rape does, it does injure the person doing the viewing/masturbating. It allows them gain personal gratification from entertaining a false image of reality, thereby disconnecting them from true reality.

    32. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure if you are talking about logical discourse, but I am not trying to assert that adult males do not masturbate. Rather, I am asserting that the distinction between boys and men is about more than age, and that turning regularly to pornography is not something I believe a mature adult should do. So this is not a "No True Scotsman" argument.

    33. Re:Porn is for Boys, not Men. by spun · · Score: 1

      I hope so. Some people need a good brain breaking, because sometimes, it reassembles itself into a more cognizant form.

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  43. Scientifically, you're wrong by Moraelin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, I decided to be scientific about it, and try to beat off to a gun, a reality TV show, Billy Graham, muscle cars and naked pictures of women. I'd say that the women win hands down.

    I'm trying to be even more scientific and do a double blind study, but so far everyone I've asked to get blindfolded and masturbate has looked at me funny and even threatened to sue. ;)

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    1. Re:Scientifically, you're wrong by BillX · · Score: 1

      To hear most parents talk, any masturbation will soon enough become a double-blind study.

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    2. Re:Scientifically, you're wrong by Swift2001 · · Score: 1

      Ah, many do beat off to those things. To each his own.

  44. Well dog my cats... I get it now! by Underyed · · Score: 1

    1.)Ban all "politically charged" apps. 2.)Ban Google Voice for duplication of phone functionality but leave tons of dialer apps up that do just that. 3.)Ban sexy apps with the exception of the Sports illustrated swimsuit edition. 4.)? 5.)Profit! I finally figured out what the "?" means! ? = Double standards folks. Get used to it...

  45. Point taken by copponex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Alright, technically it is censorship. The literal definition of censorship is preventing access to information, but in this case, Apple is censoring information on Apple devices from the Apple Store, after you agreed in the EULA that you would allow them to do that. So, you should call it mutually agreed-to censorship, which is the same as walking in to an R rated movie that used to have NC-17 scenes that were cut out of it.

    And the analogy still holds true - Apple isn't the only place in the universe that has electronic T&A. If it were, then I would consider it meaningful censorship. For censorship to matter, the information should be important, unique, and purposefully repressed. This case hardly satisfies those parameters.

  46. So why is the Playboy app still available? by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Apple allows Big Content to put up porn apps, just not little publishers, so your explanation doesn't really stand up to scrutiny.

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    1. Re:So why is the Playboy app still available? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They serve their masters well. The "outrage" here is statistically insignificant. The numbers speak for themselves. The aura of exclusivity is a very effective marketing angle.

    2. Re:So why is the Playboy app still available? by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      But they DID have Big Content!

      Oh you weren't referring to their ta-ta's? My bad...

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  47. You think Apple's inconsistent? Try 7-11! by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 1

    Inconsistency where the female form is concerned?

    I see you and I raise you.

    I went into my local 7-Eleven a few weeks ago and saw that Maxim, which sported an attractive scantily clad girl on the front cover, was covered up. Beside it was the National Enquirer (or one of those tabloids) showing a scantily clad girl parading a horrific and stomach-churning display of stretched skin, fat and cellulite. It wasn't covered up.

    Shit man, if I wanted to live in a country where the sight of a human body was offensive I'd move to Saudi fucking Arabia.

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  48. This is censorship. by mosb1000 · · Score: 1

    I know that us nerds love our legalism and our precise definitions, but sometime we need to get real and think about what is actually going on. Apple is a large, powerful company. They manage the largest online app store, and the rule over it with an iron fist. They remove apps simply because they compete with their own, and they remove content which they consider to be objectionable.

    Legally, you are correct. They are well within their legal rights, and they are not a branch of the government. However, just because something is legally right does not mean it is fair, or just, or reasonable, or good in any way. Moreover, corporations like apple are made possible through legal constructions that are only possible due to governmental authority. And, companies like Apple do things like this to maintain favor with the government (for example, it has been suggested that Apple is doing this to drum up educational support for their iPad, Schools are almost entirely governmental organizations).

    What I am really trying to say here is that in tunnel-vision legalism land, this is not censorship. However, in the real world, which we all are actually living in, it most definitely is censorship.

  49. seems to be working fine how it is by jDeepbeep · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and it is going to kill the App Store.

    You know, people keep saying that, and yet, they hit 1 billion+ downloads so far in nine months (if their numbers are to be trusted). So, in a way, I'm finding it harder and harder to agree that their formula isn't viable. It seems to be doing fine. Is that because ($JOE_END_USER.cares() == false)? Yeah probably. But I'm not worried for their success. It seems unavoidable.

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    1. Re:seems to be working fine how it is by mimiru · · Score: 1

      May be you shouldn't count downloads as a direct indicator of success. People download things just to try them and play around with their phones. I'd rather count the real sales where money is exchanged. The summary even states that these adult apps made the most downloaded lists.

      I read a comment here (http://tech.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1558048&cid=31220298) a few days ago claiming that Apple does not make money out of the store and that it is barely paying for its maintenance. The comment claims that this is shown by Apple's financial reports (I did not check those reports, however).

    2. Re:seems to be working fine how it is by GaryPatterson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find your post a bit odd.

      When was the app store about making money for Apple?

      It was always about selling iPhones and iPod Touches (and soon iPads).

      The 30% that Apple gets really is meant to cover costs. When the App Store launched, a number of real developers (ie people with retail software behind them, not just /. posters) mentioned that they spent anywhere between 20 to 40% on those costs, so were generally happy with Apple taking 30% to handle them.

      What's more odd about your post is that you don't think that billions of downloads doesn't equate to success. Apple's devices are flying off the shelves, customers have a lot of choice and are clearly happy to use the store.

    3. Re:seems to be working fine how it is by brkello · · Score: 1

      Well, you could look at Mac's history and see how being a closed platform and controlling anything almost destroyed the company. It wasn't that long ago to already forget.

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    4. Re:seems to be working fine how it is by DinDaddy · · Score: 2, Informative

      And it's been restored since they became a much more open platform, which happened when, exactly?

      Apple was almost destroyed by bad management that stopped developing new products worth buying, created confusing groups of model lineups and kept absurdly high pricing for machines with last year's performance.

      The first thing Jobs did on their current road to success was kill the clones, rather the opposite of opening up the platform, no?

    5. Re:seems to be working fine how it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you, yet I am worried about their success, because it speaks volume of how quick we are, generally speaking, to dismiss our freedoms in order to enjoy shiny trinkets.

    6. Re:seems to be working fine how it is by koiransuklaa · · Score: 1

      The reports don't actually say that (appstore and itunes numbers are combined) and there's no telling if they make $0 or $100M profit. Still, quick back-of-the-envelope calculations will show you that appstore is quite probably not a major revenue source for Apple, it's just a way to add value to the real revenue: the hardware sales.

    7. Re:seems to be working fine how it is by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Apple's devices are flying off the shelves

      And this just puts your entire post in doubt. The factual market figures are that Apple's share in the mobile market is just a few per cent. So however "popular" the app store may be, this has to be looked in the correct context, that it's nothing compared to several much bigger companies in the market.

  50. define "China like rules" by UnanimousCoward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If "China like rules" means banning political things, the P is right.

    If it means throwing people into jail, the GP is right.

    Let's define things like mud^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hclearly.

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    1. Re:define "China like rules" by dzfoo · · Score: 1

      WTF?!

      LWATCDR said:

      For Apple to have "China like rules" they would be throwing people in jail for writing the apps for android that they don't like. Right now they are no different that a tee shirt shop that doesn't want to carry tee shirts pro KKK shirts.

      To which recoiledsnake replied:

      Nope... they already ban political apps.

      In my opinion LWATCDR is correct. I was "correcting" recoiledsnake comment because the second part of his sentence agreed with the last sentence of LWATCDR: that Apple is not like China, but more like a T-shirt shop that does not carry politically charged shirts. Ergo, Apple bans political apps (which is their prerogative), and so his "Nope..." was misplaced.

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  51. Evil incarnate??? by hellfire · · Score: 1

    The worm has turned hasn't it? Microsoft commits monopolistic practices strong arming companies into killing competition and continue to look for new ways to leverage their monopoly (albeit more subtly so they stay off the radar) and they are merely incompetant? And yet Apple creates a device people actually want and they are evil incarnate?

    Say what you will about Apple, but trying to say Apple is more evil than Microsoft is like saying getting hit by a Cadillac Escalade at 60 MPH is some how worse than getting hit by a Ford Explorer at 60 MPH. If you grandmother doesn't like the iPhone, she has a choice of switching to an Android. Viola, problem solved. If your mom doesn't like Windows, what is her choice? Linux? hahahahahhahaah you Linux n00b. Oh and we can't switch to mac OS because you just declared them evil incarnate... ooooooooooo... even if they only have 5% of the desktop/laptop OS market.

    Please. These are businesses making money. When you have a choice in products, move away from what you don't like and get over it. They are businesses out to get your money and are trying to attract as many people as possible. In this case you have a choice.

    And if you really want porn on your iPhone, go to a website. These apps are no great loss realistically, 99.99% of them were scams anyway and they are already starting to put back some of the ones that shouldn't have been taken down, like Daisy Mae.

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  52. They're American. What do you expect? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Insightful

    America is full of prudes. Compare with a well know Finnish company.

    http://store.ovi.com/content/17993

     

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    1. Re:They're American. What do you expect? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1
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  53. Degrading? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My observation is that the only people who bitch about images of barely-dressed hot women, are the ugly cows nobody wants to see anyway. They're just jealous and would gladly run about naked if they had a comparable body in which to do so.

  54. So, by Stan92057 · · Score: 0

    So, Sears,Wallmart,JC Penny's,Kmart just to name a few big name stores, don't sell pornography are they control freaks as well? Its funny how people think the internet is any different then a brick and mortar store. As it is the internet has become one huge Catalog store,like the old Sears and robuck catalog where you could even buy a house.

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  55. great story by quantumplacet · · Score: 5, Interesting

    but you're wrong. when vhs and beta came out, beta supported 250 lines of resolution vs vhs' 240, and the heavy luma/chroma 'bleed' in vhs made the picture look noticeably worse. eventually vhs upped to 250 lines of resolution, and incidently beta actually downgraded to 240 lines of resolution in order to fit 2 hours onto a tape. however, the misconception about betamax picture quality is often attributed to people who've seen superbeta tapes, which weren't introduced until 1985 when the format war was already over. however, at 290 lines of resolution these tapes were/are significantly clearer than vhs. as for porn, yes there was beta porn, but it came much later than vhs porn and was significantly harder to come by, and this was because sony initially tried to block it from the platform completely. so while the common stories told about the format war aren't fully accurate, calling them 'false urban legends' is well, a false internet legend.

    1. Re:great story by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>beta supported 250 lines of resolution vs vhs' 240, and the

      That's true, but when Sony eliminated Beta-I speed to try to squeeze 2 hours per tape with Beta-II, the resolution dropped to match VHS' 240 lines, and thus there was no difference. Later VHS add HQ, which brought them back up to 250 lines. Overall most viewers couldn't see any real difference (it is only + or - 10 lines).
      .

      >>>heavy luma/chroma 'bleed' in vhs made the picture look noticeably worse

      I don't know what you're talking about. Betamax and VHS both use S-video for storage, such that the luma and chroma do not mix, so there's no bleeding during playback (unless you have a really bad TV that doesn't keep the two separate but that's not the VCR's fault).
      .

      >>>at 290 lines of resolution SuperBetamax tapes were/are significantly clearer than vhs.

      Yes but nowhere near as good as Super VHS which had 420 lines resolution (like laserdisc), and so once again Betamax offers no reason to switch to it.

      Betamax also failed to transition to camcorders (it could record but not playback), so it required customers to use a different format like Sony's Video 8. People didn't want different incompatible formats - they wanted the convenience of one format - like VHS which could be used either in cameras or home VCRs.

      However you look at it, Sony's Betamax team majorly frakked up. First they didn't provide enough time to be useful (only 1 hour), then they discontinued Beta-I speed which left early adopters abandoned, and next they tried to get consumers to adopt a new format called Video 8. No wonder Betamax flopped.

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    2. Re:great story by zeet · · Score: 1

      You're just plain inaccurate. First: the GP post already mentioned the loss in resolution when they went to Beta II. Second, no, only the Super versions of both formats store the signal in a split fashion. The regular versions do not. Last, the first one-piece camcorder was the Betamovie. The tapes were completely identical to the home decks.

    3. Re:great story by zeet · · Score: 1

      Pardon, correcting myself. The Chroma is stored separately from the Luma in each tape format, but decks didn't let you get the signals in or out any way other than composite until the Super versions. This effectively made them the same as if the signals were stored in a composite fashion. Either format has something like 30 lines of chroma resolution anyway, so it is hardly much of a race there.

    4. Re:great story by Johnbd66 · · Score: 1

      as for porn, yes there was beta porn, but it came much later than vhs porn and was significantly harder to come by

      No wonder beta porn was never really successful

    5. Re:great story by quantumplacet · · Score: 1

      Last, the first one-piece camcorder was the Betamovie. The tapes were completely identical to the home decks.

      i think commodore64 is confusing betamax and betacam, although inaccurate either way.

    6. Re:great story by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      yes there was beta porn, but it came much later than vhs porn and was significantly harder to come by

      Well that would pretty much kill it for me. It can be hard enough already at my age.

    7. Re:great story by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>the first one-piece camcorder was the Betamovie.

      Yes and as I said, it could record but not playback (i.e. no instant review). It's also why Sony went on to create Video8 to compete with the Compact VHS, because Betamax could not be shrunk any smaller. Sony just made mistake-after-mistake with this format.
      .

      >>>only the Super versions of both formats store the signal in a split fashion.

      Not correct. Chroma and luma are stored separately on the tape, so there would be no "color bleed" on either Betamax or VHS tape.

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    8. Re:great story by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>i think commodore64 is confusing betamax and betacam

      No I'm not. Betacam isn't even a home standard, so it's not relevant to discussing home recording.

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    9. Re:great story by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      yes there was beta porn, but it came much later than vhs porn and was significantly harder to come by

      Great choice of words...

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    10. Re:great story by alexo · · Score: 1

      No wonder beta porn was never really successful

      Because consumers waited for the final release version?

  56. To Apple, who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Apple Bans Sexy Apps, Developers Upset"

    Face it, Apple doesn't care about it's developers, aside from the $99/299 subscription fees. If the title was: "Apple Bans Sexy Apps, Customers Upset"

    I'm sure Apple would have those apps back on line asap.

    When will devs realize Apple doesn't care about you and how hard it's to develop on OSX/iPhone, the appstore, the SDK, and xcode and all the associated restrictions...? It's like you need to prove to Apple that you're worthy of 'this' relationship.

  57. It's not the apps that are the problem! by jbarr · · Score: 1

    It's AppStore's complete lack of filtering and sorting capabilities.

    have you ever try to actually find an application?

    Search by keyword only--no sort by anything. No filter by anything.

    Browse by top 100 or by date--no sort by anything. No filter by anything.

    Categiries are a start, but come on Apple, why can't we search WITHIN a category? This is really basic stuff.

    Or are people so swayed by the "Top paid" and "Top free" apps that anything not on those lists are simply not important to Apple?

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  58. Scaring off customers? by fishexe · · Score: 1

    Well, they've scared off this customer by doing that.

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  59. App Store by Necrotica · · Score: 1

    I strongly believe that Apple can sell whatever the heck they want from their app store. But the unfortunate thing is that there is apparently a market for these kinds of apps - and other kinds of "objectionable" apps as well, yet now there's no way to get them on people's phones legally. I suspect that those people who really want these apps will jailbreak their phones to get them.

  60. Goat what? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    On the internet, you're never more than one click away from something horrible.

    Three links in the summary, but none in that sentence. What a missed opportunity to make it really hit home...

    1. Re:Goat what? by KharmaWidow · · Score: 1

      I wonder if Slashdot would remove links to porn sites. I doubt it. They have the same moral obligations as Apple. I am tempted to post a link here, but fear that even if I make my point, no one would know because Slashdot deleted it.

  61. Apple enforcing lack of sex drive by syousef · · Score: 1

    Because Apple has become about being in a certain mindset. They not only promote it, lately they're doing their best to ENFORCE it. If you use Apple, you're a young, cool, hip, media loving yuppy.

    And apparently you have no libido! Within a generation, all the fanbois will die out, which is why they must recruit more each day!

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  62. I want to see them remove the Safari app now... by jgoemat · · Score: 1

    I want to see them remove the Safari app now...

  63. Safari? by ZeRu · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't they also ban Safari? You can view images of boobs on that, too. How unthoughtful of them not to do that.

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  64. These stories are nolonger "news" by KharmaWidow · · Score: 1

    Yes the Apple app store has double standards. Yes, some of these denials seems unnecessary. But, they are also the result of being in the public view - and constant scrutiny.

    Few of these articles, especially on banning of sexually explicit apps, consider the situation from Apple's point of view. Which is: iPhones, iTouches, iPods and iPads are marketed to people under the age of 18 and 21. Apple products are family products and need to abide by general morality guidelines if they are to be accepted in to homes, schools, and businesses.

    Other topics, such as apps that are redundant to the Apple or their partner's apps, challenge Apples *successful* business strategy.

    Undeniably, the iPad changes the situation from a phone with apps to mini-computer with a phone, yet still apps cannot interfere with the phone device or the partnered service plan.

    Many people recoil and shout "CENSORSHIP!" in their blogs, but I wonder if they really understand the role Apple fills. What happens when something bad happens to a device or to the user? The responsibility will fall on Apple's shoulders - will hurt Apple's bottom line. Someone in the equation has to be responsible and, frankly, I don't expect that from anyone under 30.

    No, I am not trolling. Just look at the post above and the complete utter lack of logic, "It's sure a good thing for those worried parents that they don't have any kind of web browser on there." Apple's app store doesn't sell internet content. Apple is not accountable for what's on the internet. Its only accountable for what it sells via the store and the content it points us too. Wobbly boobs apps appeal directly to children.

    Yes, Apple's app approval process needs to be more benign. No, Apple shouldn't allow all and any app. Buy Android if you need to have sex apps with you at all times...

  65. You do as you're told, that's what you do. by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

    developers are up in arms?

    Didn't you read the dozens of articles on the net about how Apple works with regards to The App Store? They're like Cohaagen in Total Recall, absolute rulers. It's their shit and they can fuck with you however they want in the most inconstent way they like and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.

    Sorry, but you developers who get fucked over by Apple can just STFU. That's the risk you took when you went iPhone. Maybe you should have considered developing for a more open OS

  66. just more evil from a parasitic company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From my perspective, Apple is completely wormy. The people running it, imho, are greedy unethical cheaters who have corrupted the market and the law.

  67. Early Adopters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

  68. Porn offends customers and iFart doesn't? by cyn1c77 · · Score: 1

    I think this is a really bad business decision, regardless of one's beliefs.

    Why would you eliminate the "porn" because you're worried about scaring off potential customers? Porn has been estimated to generate more than $10B/year! This makes sense since we, as a species, have evolved to fixate on sex all the time. Apple should be cashing in, not out if they are worried about maintaining customers. Even the puritanical types who publically denounce porn have been known to engage in a little private titillation... which the iPhone is perfect for.

    I don't find the lewd apps offensive, but I do find the stupid ones like iFart moronic to the point that they offend me. I guess I would rather live with a bunch of horny people than a bunch of morons.

    It would have been a lot more intelligent to just develop an adult app section that requires credit card age verification. I suspect this has more to do with Steve's personal preferences than anything else.

    Any stop saying "If you want porn, you can just use Safari!" It's a silly argument. How would you feel if someone told you "If you want to check your mail, you can just use Safari." The same goes for the weather app, the calendar app, the maps app and any of the other apps you can buy in the app store.

  69. the real reason. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod me to flaming hell, but here is the real reason:

    Apple cares about its image. As a MOBILE platform, the iPhone was attracting too many sweaty, mouth-breathing baldies, an image with which Apple did not want to be tainted.

    No, you are not going to "get" this comment. It will stay at 0 or move to -1, troll. However, it is the actual reason. Oh, that and teenagers/preteens getting the iPhone from their gated-community living parents, who don't want them getting corrupted. But it's mostly the former.

  70. If they want to appeal to educators... by Dracil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The first thing they could do is not file a Creationism app under Education: http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/answers-in-genesis/id353046149?mt=8

  71. An APPLE a Day .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An Apple a day keeps the pervs away.

    Apple, sanitized for your protection.

    Apple, the white bread of computing.

  72. Porn is for... Men and Women! by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know, something like a third of web-site porn consumers these days are women, and women are the fastest growing demographic of porn consumers. This is why the market should decide.

    If you haven't read this book yet you should.

    (True not all porn is created equal. There is some really interesting porn films out there which have received raving reviews in magazines like "Women's Health" and "Oprah Magazine.")

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  73. Genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What they don't stock is really none of your business.

  74. There is no need for sexy apps by janwedekind · · Score: 1

    The iPhone ought to be enough for anybody.

  75. Hate to say it... by Roogna · · Score: 1

    But honestly, these apps -were- getting annoying. I have nothing against them, but it was annoying to see them taking up slots in the Top 25 lists and such when I really want "interesting" apps to be there, not run of the mill photo collections. Now mind you, I honestly believe Apple should simply create a Adult category, only show it if the parental controls on the phone aren't turned on, and let parents decide to block it if they like. Then allow whatever in there, I don't care. Hell I'll even check it out and see what's there occasionally, but then it also isn't flooding out the other apps.

    On that note I won't be surprised if Apple -does- add a category for it and start letting these apps back in at some point. The catch being, if Apple has shown one thing in the life of the App store, is that such updates are unlikely to come without a major iPhoneOS update and the changes that come with that to iTunes Connect. I'm sure if these apps are making money, then they're also making money for Apple, and Steve Jobs or not, the stockholders interests then show that it's probably a good idea to keep selling them in a fashion that isn't -costing- the company money from other angles. But those changes would take yet more changes to the parental control systems on both iTunes and the iPhone OS, so it'll be awhile. No big shock there either. Now to all those complaining, please have fun, keep complaining, nothing gets done without someone complaining about it. But do realize there's an entire distribution architecture there that is affected by changes and nothing is ever likely to happen overnight.

  76. Sad, but true... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Be grateful they took out that link from the submission.

    And to think I was torn for so long about what to link from that text :( So many things to choose from... goatse, a Rickroll, AYBABTU...

  77. Private sector censoring by ElusiveJoe · · Score: 1

    I dare to say, if it's not in Google, it doesn't exist. And that's another reason why monopoly is bad. At the current point, no other company could potentially compete with Google in web search, taking into account its vast processing resources and experience in this field. Yahoo is stagnating, Bing was never considered a rival, despite all Microsoft tricks to steal customers.

    The only hope is that someday a p2p indexing technology (like BitTorrent) arises, which would use peoples' resources to index sites. But today Google is so powerful, it's influencing politics and governments. G8 will need to welcome another G soon.

  78. As I've never been to US can someone explain to me by ElusiveJoe · · Score: 1

    Apple removed them after getting complaints that they were degrading to women.

    How exactly is this degrading to women?

  79. Typical America. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typical of an American corporation. Well, let's be honest, it is. Oh the republicans are up in arms! A blanket ban? Let adults decide for themselves, for fucks sakes.

  80. Apple to iPhone developers: a special message by Tetsujin · · Score: 1

    To all the iPhone developers of the world, Apple would like to spread the following message:

    You are our bitch now.

    Thank you, and enjoy!

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  81. DRM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's Apple, after all. Can't they employ some kind of DRM to lock down the education-targeted phones? That would make those more desirable, yes?

    First they came for the Jews and I said nothing because I wasn't a Jew. THEN THEY CAME FOR MY PORN . . .

  82. Re:As I've never been to US can someone explain to by Tetsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Apple removed them after getting complaints that they were degrading to women.

    How exactly is this degrading to women?

    Well, generally speaking, Apple is extremely degrading to women. A lot of people have been talking about how the iPad sounds like a feminine product, but few people seem to remember this quote from Steve Jobs' iPad keynote:

    "And remember to keep the iPad away from your bitch when she's on the rag. You don't want her to bleed on it."

    The Cupertino campus also briefly instituted "shirts-off Fridays" and, when I visited in 2000, at the end of their tour they handed out nude photos of their female workers.

    So I can certainly see how someone would say Apple was degrading to women.

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  83. Degrading? by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    I'll tell you what is degrading... participating in directly fostering the mindset that does not allow someone to choose what they want to do with their own body.

    Good looks are a natural gift, as much valid proceeds of the genetic lottery as athleticism, intelligence, sharp vision, fast reflexes, strength, longevity and so forth.

    The despicable double standard that says a person should be ashamed of, or forbidden to, take advantage of good looks, yet may be valued for intelligence or athleticism, etc., is just another way to try to repress people and enforce stone-age outlooks upon what should be a more compassionate and flexible society.

    What Apple is doing here deserves no respect whatsoever. It is pitifully shallow. And yes, I'm an Apple customer. I find this, and many other aspects of Apple's "control freakiness", to be highly offensive.

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  84. Not without the pussy. by DrYak · · Score: 1

    You know, people keep saying that, and yet, they hit 1 billion+ downloads so far in nine months (if their numbers are to be trusted).

    Until the day they removed The Pussy from the AppStore.
    Nothing should stay between a human being and its necessary dose of smut.

    This, ladies and gentleman, is how Android won the market :
    Because *the other one* forgot what drives human brains 90% of the time.

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  85. And? by DarkHelmet · · Score: 1

    Speaking as someone who works in the adult industry, I don't even know why this matters all that much.
    It's not as if there's a browser within the damn iPhone and iPad. It's not as if it isn't possible to create an interface for your website that matches or surpasses what you can get out of an app. For my adult product, I've already done that.

    All people want to do here is to view pictures and videos. It's nothing that requires native coding.

    So you can't use Apple's payment processing system to sell porn to people? So cunting what? It's Apple's choice whether or not they want to have it on their store.

    And while we're at it, a large percentage of the apps (my guess is over 40% of them) that are on the app store *can* be done via the web with the same level of effectiveness. The app store is an easy way to advertise and an easy way to bill for the functionality you're offering.

    In fact, I wish there was *less* of the kind of apps that could have been done via the web.

    As someone who a) sells software that's porn related and b) owns an iPhone, I'm not crying over this. There's still plenty of money to be made.

    That is all.

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  86. Ban the sexy music too! Burn America Down! by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 1

    Apple... the trendy artist friendly giant corporation... hates freedom and expression.

    Case closed. Apple's run by pussified Hypocritical Anti American Faggots who will sell under age female singers basically singing "fuck me daddy"....

    but sex in the app store is a no no.

    Please America... especially Apple... Look between your legs, there is either a dick or a pussy.... and a shit hole in back.

    Censor everything! Censor it all... burn the country down and give the planet back to the universe.

  87. Maybe this is a way out of buying the iphone by Stan92057 · · Score: 0

    Maybe this is a way out of buying the iphone/ ATT contract,they used the famous bait and switch tactic. They allowed nudes,porn until they had a huge market share then they decide to remove the porno,nudes

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  88. Psst! by Volguus+Zildrohar · · Score: 1

    It's time to learn about ^W

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  89. Nude beach in Austin, Texas by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

    Lake Travis in Austin, Texas has a beach called "Hippie Hollow" that's nude and operated by Travis County.

    Additionally, the city of Austin has no law prohibiting females from being topless in public, which is frequently practiced at Barton Springs and on Sixth Street during Mardis Gras.

    Seth

  90. Educational by aldld · · Score: 1

    Just say that your sexy application is for educational purposes. Problem solved!

  91. Apple is not being honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are claiming they banned these apps because of complaints by women. I call bullshit - when has a big company ever restrained itself to try to avoid hurting women? If Apple was sincere, Playboy would never have gotten in the door, much less be allowed to stay after the "purge." Women are just convenient scapegoats to be a target for all the angry whining from the frustrated fappers.

  92. You people need to grow up. by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1
    Seriously, if you want porn open a browser on your computer in the privacy of your own "home". If you get caught looking at porn in a public place on your phone, you are likely to get labelled a sex offender so Apple is really doing people who have no self control a favour.

    Apple is a publicly traded company and they are simply doing their best to enforce common community standards. Publicly traded companies are expected to have a set of values and these rejections are a reflection of that. They are also aware that their stores are accessed by all sorts of age groups and they are not interested in creating segregated sections based on age group.

    This is really no different than moderated forums. When a moderator deletes posts or bans members, it is not censorship because they are a private entity. Censorship laws apply to the state.

    Pornography has never been about "freedom of speech". It is a dishonest legal defence.

    It is true that SI and Playboy are still present in the store but those are both publicly traded companies with rigorous internal corporate compliance rules which ensure that anyone appearing in the photos are paid fairly, not exploited through drug abuse or underage at the time of the photo shoot. These other apps are often created by small fly by night outfits and could possibly contain picture they do not have copyright for and possibly depict underaged girls.

    Apple is not interested in investigating the legality of every "girly" picture app.

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    Jesus was a compassionate social conservative who called individuals to sin no more.
  93. Remember Betamax? by drkim · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Isn't this one of the factors that killed off Sony Betamax format (against VHS)?

    There were other issues too, like record time and price-point, but Sony refused to allow pr0n on Betamax and it became a huge market on VHS.

  94. Ban the iPhone itself then! by noidentity · · Score: 1

    I guess they're about to ban the iPhone itself for being too sexy. And here I thought Apple's goal was to make sexy products.

  95. My freedom to criticise by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

    Apple have the freedom to do this. We have the freedom to criticise.

    Yes, I have no sympathy for developers who decided to develop for a platform knowing that Apple control the software. I have no sympathy for users who bought such a phone. I can sit here and laugh at them, saying how I knew this all along, while I happily continue to use my 5800.

    But I can still criticise Apple too - so that people are aware of this issue, and can exercise their choice to buy something else; and so that people realise why this model of computing, where single companies decide the software, is fundamentally broken.

    Publicity works both ways. We get Apple slashvertisements when there is so much of a rumour, so you can get Apple stories when they are negative, too.

    Call me when their sales start dropping.

    Call me when their sales are anything noteworthy, as opposed to the niche they currently have.

    1. Re:My freedom to criticise by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Ring.. Ring... your wake up call is here. Apple has one one the top smart phones on the market. They sold over 24 MILLION iphones in 2009 putting them in the number 3 spot in world wide smartphone sales.
      http://www.appleinsider.com/articles/10/02/23/gartner_apples_iphone_was_no_3_worldwide_smartphone_in_2009.html
      Some niche!

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  96. The Web is exactly why these apps aren't needed by gig · · Score: 1

    > It's sure a good thing for those worried parents that they don't have any kind
    > of web browser on there.

    That is exactly why these apps are not needed in App Store. All Apple devices have an HTML5 browser with ISO audio video. There is no shortage of porn without having to go through Apple.

    App Store is specifically about being an alternative to the Web. What you have on the Web, you should not have in App Store and vice versa. In App Store, it's managed, it's mediated, and the Web is completely unmanaged, unmediated.

    Plus these apps were softcore garbage. The selection of porno on the Web is much more sophisticated. Everybody is better off because of this.