Considering scientists are discovering new species every day... why not? I'm sure in due time there will be a picture of this species in all future Text Books, and students everywhere will despise having to remember the scientific name: Sasquatchis Footbigis
Last version of "Windows", the next update will be MS Doors. This opens up a whole new world of possibilities. The first regional version will be French Doors. When the computer hangs it will be a door jam. Just you wait... MS will be knocking on your Door soon.
"Welcome to real world customer service. This call may be monitored for quality assurance.
All technicians are currently busy helping other customers in other galaxies. Your estimated wait time is... one.. Trillion... minutes. Please stay on the line."
Given the lack of updates, I'd say we have been minimized and our owner is checking Facebook right now. No telling what the "speed setting" is, we could be waiting a loooooong time.
I think the game may be closer to what we know already...I always thought Age of Empires to be a little too alluring, now I know why! I just can't believe we are in a Microsoft Game, now THAT'S a true monopoly!
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All we need to do is all agree on a day and time to calculate pi to the last digit. That ought to keep the old cloud busy for a while!
Except in our Virtual Machine, he took the Blue Pill.
Considering scientists are discovering new species every day... why not? I'm sure in due time there will be a picture of this species in all future Text Books, and students everywhere will despise having to remember the scientific name: Sasquatchis Footbigis
We have found the the truth!! The game is a Foot.
A rather Big Foot mind you, but a foot none the less.
Big Foot does not have many friends. All of them suck at taking pictures. Plain and simple. He's too old to know about 'selfies'.
If the picture had been taken with a Samsung Note 7 it would have been crystal clear, and made for an explosive cover story!
Who better to believe in Big Foot than a group of basement dwellers that have never seen real trees, the sun, or a shower.
Nothing to see here. It's just his little brother. They had a falling out a while back. Something about a gal named Nessie.
So in effect, you went back to Windows 7?
There is no apology sufficient to atone for Vista.
Last version of "Windows", the next update will be MS Doors. This opens up a whole new world of possibilities. The first regional version will be French Doors. When the computer hangs it will be a door jam. Just you wait... MS will be knocking on your Door soon.
Open solitaire, *IF a valid Microsoft Account is used.
Yes. It has a penguin on the front.
*Begins searching for skilled programmers with the name 'Smith'...
I assume then that RghtHndSd has 6 fingers on the right hand?
"Welcome to real world customer service. This call may be monitored for quality assurance.
All technicians are currently busy helping other customers in other galaxies. Your estimated wait time is... one.. Trillion... minutes. Please stay on the line."
Given the lack of updates, I'd say we have been minimized and our owner is checking Facebook right now. No telling what the "speed setting" is, we could be waiting a loooooong time.
"Last Known Good Configuration" AKA... the "Good old days"
Perhaps there is some truth in this after all!
Please, please, please tell me THEY are not planning to upgrade to Windows 10.
I think the game may be closer to what we know already...I always thought Age of Empires to be a little too alluring, now I know why! I just can't believe we are in a Microsoft Game, now THAT'S a true monopoly!
Now I have one more reason to dread patch Tuesdays...
It would be helpful to know weather we are in Hyper-V or VMware, then we can start looking for Zero-day exploits.
"Computer, end Program".
Hummm, still here, it was worth a tr
I see smore problems for Samsung coming soon.
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I couldn't pass that one up. ;)