You know, I'm thinking this asbestos diaper motherfucker really wants to get a fucking shotgun up his ass. Of course, the son-of-a-whore would probably enjoy it too fucking much.
Asbestos Diaper: Learn to respect the masters (such as our beloved mackga) for what they are, wonderfully brilliant posters with a gift to share (in this case, glorious porn). If you can't do that, shut the fuck up until you learn your fucking place.
That, or go back to posting AC so we can flame your fucking ass the way you truly deserve. Turd burgler.
OK. I'm a stupid motherfucker. But, I'm a stupid motherfucker that knows what he wants, and knows how to get it. In this case, I wanted porn. I got porn. So how does that make me stupid?
Or are you just bitter because you don't understand what your supposed to do with a female? You've probably seen them naked and had no idea what you were supposed to do (or have them do) did you? You stupid cock-sucking, ass-licking, dog-fucking, cat-mutilating, piece of porn-deprived shit.
That is much, MUCH better. If you could just get her in one of those bent over, holding it open, about to get pounded type poses, I would worship the groud your dick drags on forever.
Thank you mackga. You again saved the day.
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And again the ACs show us their absolute brilliance.
Tell you what, if you feel the need to display your ignorance to the world, why don't you give yourself a "direct connection" to the net? You know how to do that? Buy one of those light-bulb socket things that plugs into a 210 power socket. Then, plug it in (making sure to remove the light-bulb first). Then, drop your pants, work your little willie up as big as you can (I'm sure you will really have to work at it to get it up big enough to touch the inside of the light socket, think of the goat sex guy). Then, shove your dick into the socket. If you don't connect instantly to "the net", then you probably have a dead power circuit. Get it live, then try again.
Enjoy it man. I was above the Karma cap when it came out. That meant that I could get moderated up forty times a day, moderated down twice and the down moderations were all that counted. That was another reason to say FUCK THE SYSTEM.
Anyway, I admire your attitude. You should enjoy it as you go down. It's certainly not worth trying to stay up anymore. You have to tow the line in order to be respected, just like you said. Fuck that. It's more fun to be original and thoughtful. Plus, the very idea of thought seems to send the moderators into a murderous rage. It's really quite hilarious.
Anyway, have fun with it. It really is more fun to troll than it is to be "serious" (i.e. sucking the ass of CmdrTaco). As you are discovering.
That's a little better, but I'd really like some young un-used holes being held open for the camera. Something that you might find walking the loop on a Friday night. You know, the first time hooker, looking to make some money by sucking dick but somehow got talked into taking it up the ass instead. You know, teeny-bopper that lied about her age to make it into porn. That sort of shit.
Underrated and overrated are used by pansy ass-shit lickers that truly feel they have no real place in the world. These are the type of people that would let someone film them getting it up the ass from a horse just to earn a little more karma because the karma they earn on slashdot is far more important to them than anything else in the world.
BTW, I think you have slipped into the troll side of things. I know that's how it happened to me. Got sick of towing the line, told a couple of "fuck you" style jokes then got pissed that the cowardly fucking moderators used "Overrated" instead of being (semi) men and just rating me down with a legitimate gripe. Next thing you know I was raging against the man, screaming for my freedom and trolling the dumb-fucks that take themselves too seriously.
Anyway, welcome to the club. Hope you enjoy it. And prepare for your above two posts to now be moderated down to oblivion. It seems the moderators don't like being questioned. No more than CmdrFucko does anyway.
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God, this has to be the lamest article of all time. It's been up for fucking ever and hardly any goddamned comments at all. What the fuck? What, are all the trolls busy mourning the loss of their precious geekizoid? Or are they busy getting ready to launch the counter-attack. I hope so, I'm fucking bored today and want to see some excitement. Come on biatches, bring it down.
It really makes a guy wonder: what is this world coming to when trolls are DISCOURAGED from posting on slashdot? What the hell?
I don't suppose you would know anything about the disappearance of geekizoid? I don't frequent that hive of inadequate homosexuals, but it seems a number of the little faggots are all bent out of shape about it being wiped off the web. I think it's pretty funny myself.
Too late. You have insulted Debian. You will, from this day forth, be known as a troll.
Thank you, and welcome to the ranks.
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A woman was in love with fourteen soldiers. It was clearly platoonic.
The preceeding applies to Taco's mom, nine months to the day before taco was born. Homosexuality of sailors left up to the discretion of the reader. She took core samples out of each of their asses and smeared it on her pussy to make: TACO!
Oh, and now that goddamned two minute crap on top of it. Well Taco can suck my ass and lick my ballhair clean for all I care. Fucking lame son-of-a-bitch. Someone should teach that little faggot some fucking manners. One of these days the slashdot whoreds (note the spelling) will assault his ass, and he will love every fucking minute of it. That fucking perverted sack of shit.
Actually, I was genuinely curious about this. I know I heard somewhere that the makers of Vorbis were going to be sued by RIAA and maybe by Fraunhoffer (or whatever the fuck that foriegn shit is) because this is strictly forbideen because supposedly all rights to audio data of any kind are already covered by their patents. Or some such ludicrously idyllic premise.
Lucky for you, you'll never find out. My hit list has a minimum IQ requirement. You must be more intelligent than a fucking slug. Guess that leaves you out.
I thought the RIAA was suing the shit out of everyone and anyone that has any associationg with Vorbis. It's "ILLEGAL" to make anything remotely related to audio, in any way shape or form, without giving RIAA the exclusive rights to it. Don't you know the ones with the money are the ones that have all the rights?
At least, I think that's how their argument goes.
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You would brag about getting it on with a goat, wouldn't you you cum-guzzler? Fucking skanky piece of shit.
Even though ACs should probably be shot at dawn (if we want to wait that long), this thread is pretty fucking funny.
Shut the fuck up you ball-licking piece of dog-fucked filth.
Asbestos Diaper: Learn to respect the masters (such as our beloved mackga) for what they are, wonderfully brilliant posters with a gift to share (in this case, glorious porn). If you can't do that, shut the fuck up until you learn your fucking place.
That, or go back to posting AC so we can flame your fucking ass the way you truly deserve. Turd burgler.
Or are you just bitter because you don't understand what your supposed to do with a female? You've probably seen them naked and had no idea what you were supposed to do (or have them do) did you? You stupid cock-sucking, ass-licking, dog-fucking, cat-mutilating, piece of porn-deprived shit.
Thank you mackga. You again saved the day.
Tell you what, if you feel the need to display your ignorance to the world, why don't you give yourself a "direct connection" to the net? You know how to do that? Buy one of those light-bulb socket things that plugs into a 210 power socket. Then, plug it in (making sure to remove the light-bulb first). Then, drop your pants, work your little willie up as big as you can (I'm sure you will really have to work at it to get it up big enough to touch the inside of the light socket, think of the goat sex guy). Then, shove your dick into the socket. If you don't connect instantly to "the net", then you probably have a dead power circuit. Get it live, then try again.
Thanks fuck-tards.
Or something like that.
Wear your new title with pride my friend. Troll you are, troll you shall be, and troll we shall call you when we have the need.
Damn, sometimes that little poet inside of me gets carried away. Have a blast dude.
Anyway, I admire your attitude. You should enjoy it as you go down. It's certainly not worth trying to stay up anymore. You have to tow the line in order to be respected, just like you said. Fuck that. It's more fun to be original and thoughtful. Plus, the very idea of thought seems to send the moderators into a murderous rage. It's really quite hilarious.
Anyway, have fun with it. It really is more fun to troll than it is to be "serious" (i.e. sucking the ass of CmdrTaco). As you are discovering.
Thanks.
Underrated and overrated are used by pansy ass-shit lickers that truly feel they have no real place in the world. These are the type of people that would let someone film them getting it up the ass from a horse just to earn a little more karma because the karma they earn on slashdot is far more important to them than anything else in the world.
BTW, I think you have slipped into the troll side of things. I know that's how it happened to me. Got sick of towing the line, told a couple of "fuck you" style jokes then got pissed that the cowardly fucking moderators used "Overrated" instead of being (semi) men and just rating me down with a legitimate gripe. Next thing you know I was raging against the man, screaming for my freedom and trolling the dumb-fucks that take themselves too seriously. Anyway, welcome to the club. Hope you enjoy it. And prepare for your above two posts to now be moderated down to oblivion. It seems the moderators don't like being questioned. No more than CmdrFucko does anyway.
God, this has to be the lamest article of all time. It's been up for fucking ever and hardly any goddamned comments at all. What the fuck? What, are all the trolls busy mourning the loss of their precious geekizoid? Or are they busy getting ready to launch the counter-attack. I hope so, I'm fucking bored today and want to see some excitement. Come on biatches, bring it down.
I don't suppose you would know anything about the disappearance of geekizoid? I don't frequent that hive of inadequate homosexuals, but it seems a number of the little faggots are all bent out of shape about it being wiped off the web. I think it's pretty funny myself.
Thank you, and welcome to the ranks.
The preceeding applies to Taco's mom, nine months to the day before taco was born. Homosexuality of sailors left up to the discretion of the reader. She took core samples out of each of their asses and smeared it on her pussy to make: TACO!
Damn. My brain is fucking with me again.
Oh, and now that goddamned two minute crap on top of it. Well Taco can suck my ass and lick my ballhair clean for all I care. Fucking lame son-of-a-bitch. Someone should teach that little faggot some fucking manners. One of these days the slashdot whoreds (note the spelling) will assault his ass, and he will love every fucking minute of it. That fucking perverted sack of shit.
All motherfuckers must pay!
Actually, I was genuinely curious about this. I know I heard somewhere that the makers of Vorbis were going to be sued by RIAA and maybe by Fraunhoffer (or whatever the fuck that foriegn shit is) because this is strictly forbideen because supposedly all rights to audio data of any kind are already covered by their patents. Or some such ludicrously idyllic premise.
Lucky for you, you'll never find out. My hit list has a minimum IQ requirement. You must be more intelligent than a fucking slug. Guess that leaves you out.
Do you know of anyone that hasn't, at some point, accused RMS of being gayer than the goat-sex guy? Well, DO YOU?
Dammit mackga! I'm starting to lose faith in you. Come up with a hot chick, or be put on my hit list.
Do you happen to have any pictures of young, nubile chicks holding open their tight, unused holes for our perusal? That would be more my, hehe, taste.
At least, I think that's how their argument goes.
Great grammar asshole!