Heh, at least I got her to shut up when I came in her mouth. Granted, she started talking again right away afterwards, but at least it was a moment of silence.
Gloom and doom is a lot more fun. It's hard to rant and rave about happy, happy, joy, joy type of stories. How would you get page hits posting happy things?
Fucking AC cum-guzzler. What's the matter, daddy not take his dick out of your mouth in time for you to hit the submit button? You fucking pieces of shit make me want to fucking puke all over you. Of course, you would probably like that. It would send you into shit-jisms of glee wouldn't it, you fucking pile of dog-feces?
Absolutely right. I've fucked a twelve year old girl and no one ever found out. Of course, I was only thirteen at the time, but I would still like to get a twelve year old. Something about that small body squirming around under you as you slam it home just gets my mojo rising. If you know what I mean.
Did it ever occur to you that maybe I enjoy being pissed off? DID IT? Fucking pieces of shit like you ought to be carted off and placed on a "special" island (preferably one with heavy nuclear testing residue) where you can all pat eachother on the back all day long and tell eachother that the extra limbs and the radiation sickness are all just figments of your imagination. After all, if you aren't happy, if you feel sick, there can be no one but yourself to blame. Right asshole?
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Thanks, Taco. Got your back next time.
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You see, that's the thing. No matter how much I tried to explain it, you would never really understand it.
But, here's an interesting thought. When someone yells out, "Hey, faggot. Come suck my dick!" in a crowded room, do you immediately feel compelled to get on your knees and start sucking?
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Oh well, it's the thought that counts.
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Man, you are so fucked it isn't even funny. And the sad thing is, you probably won't ever understand why.
Oh man, I could use a few hours with a fourteen year old girl right now.
DAMNIT! Where's the fucking article!?
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Alright you cock sucking faggots. What the fuck did you do to the server the article is on? Couldn't keep your click happy faggot hands off of it long enough to let us serious folks read the goddamned article could you? Then you'll all bitch and whine because the posters haven't read the article. Brilliant fucking strategy. Why don't you just strip down and have a huge homosexual orgy while you are at it. It all amounts to stroking eachother's microscopic cocks anyway.
God, I'm really in a bad fucking mood today.
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Oh jesus. If ever someone was begging for a major fucking ass-chewing it's this fucking retarded piece of monkey shit. OK boys, rip into him.
As for me:
You have got to be the most idiotic motherfucker to ever post to slashdot. If you actually think some of the stupid ass-crack sniffing (and I'm not talking about the little rocks that cost a little money) bitches that post here are going to settle down just because some retarded motherfucker tells them to you really ought to have your fucking head examined. Perhaps with a fucking forty pound sledge hammer? That should do the fucking trick you ass-ripping faggot fuck.
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How dare you post an on-topic first post during Troll Tuesday! You shall have your ass ripped wide open until you look wider than the goat sex guy. Fucking idiot.
I think, in all honesty, that people went into Episode I just searching for a reason, any reason, to bitch and moan. It's much easier to bitch and moan about something than it is to just sit there and enjoy it apparently. I have never found that to be the case, yet it seems that people really get a kick out of bitching about anything and everything that they can.
Myself, I prefer to enjoy the entertainment I've paid for. But I guess I'm wierd that way. I like enjoying myself. Some people like bitching. To each their own.
Come on, that scene where the older, shit-headed Jedi was killed was pretty cool. I especially liked the caged animal look on young Obi-Wan's face as he prepared for and then defeated horn-head's skanky ass. That scene ripped.
Although, for the rest of the movie, I could not have cared less. If they just would have shown Natalie Portman in a variant on the old Princess Lieah "fuck me raw" bikini thingy. Oh baby.
So tell me something. Why does everyone and their dog bitch about metachlorians in episode I, but no one, and I mean NO ONE mentions a word about how they were in the novels years and years before Episode I was even on the drawing boards? I actually thought it was a cool concept the way it was described in the books. Little creatures of magic, rather than just a random act of magic. But I suppose if you didn't know that the movie would make it appear as if you were "ruining the magic" or some such dross.
The sad thing is that the true brilliant humor of your comment probably passed right over the heads of most everyone that read it. It certianly did over the moderators heads.
And you say I'm stupid? Jesus dude. A blind, impotent monk probably has a better chance of getting laid than you do. I'll bet that goat kicked you right in the scrotum too, didn't he? (God knows you wouldn't be smart enough to try to find a "goat" with a vagina).
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Mind wiping the sweat from my balls while you're down there?
I FUCKED YOUR LITTLE SISTER.
Heh, at least I got her to shut up when I came in her mouth. Granted, she started talking again right away afterwards, but at least it was a moment of silence.
Gloom and doom is a lot more fun. It's hard to rant and rave about happy, happy, joy, joy type of stories. How would you get page hits posting happy things?
I heard you sink pretty low when your pimp is trying to turn a profit. Of course, the guys in that band had no reason to expect less, did they?
Fucking AC cum-guzzler. What's the matter, daddy not take his dick out of your mouth in time for you to hit the submit button? You fucking pieces of shit make me want to fucking puke all over you. Of course, you would probably like that. It would send you into shit-jisms of glee wouldn't it, you fucking pile of dog-feces?
Absolutely right. I've fucked a twelve year old girl and no one ever found out. Of course, I was only thirteen at the time, but I would still like to get a twelve year old. Something about that small body squirming around under you as you slam it home just gets my mojo rising. If you know what I mean.
And the horse (Bill Gates) it rode in on.
Did it ever occur to you that maybe I enjoy being pissed off? DID IT? Fucking pieces of shit like you ought to be carted off and placed on a "special" island (preferably one with heavy nuclear testing residue) where you can all pat eachother on the back all day long and tell eachother that the extra limbs and the radiation sickness are all just figments of your imagination. After all, if you aren't happy, if you feel sick, there can be no one but yourself to blame. Right asshole?
Thanks, Taco. Got your back next time.
But, here's an interesting thought. When someone yells out, "Hey, faggot. Come suck my dick!" in a crowded room, do you immediately feel compelled to get on your knees and start sucking?
Oh well, it's the thought that counts.
Man, you are so fucked it isn't even funny. And the sad thing is, you probably won't ever understand why.
Oh man, I could use a few hours with a fourteen year old girl right now.
God, I'm really in a bad fucking mood today.
As for me:
You have got to be the most idiotic motherfucker to ever post to slashdot. If you actually think some of the stupid ass-crack sniffing (and I'm not talking about the little rocks that cost a little money) bitches that post here are going to settle down just because some retarded motherfucker tells them to you really ought to have your fucking head examined. Perhaps with a fucking forty pound sledge hammer? That should do the fucking trick you ass-ripping faggot fuck.
There's my rant, mod me up.
How dare you post an on-topic first post during Troll Tuesday! You shall have your ass ripped wide open until you look wider than the goat sex guy. Fucking idiot.
*SHUDDER*
Myself, I prefer to enjoy the entertainment I've paid for. But I guess I'm wierd that way. I like enjoying myself. Some people like bitching. To each their own.
Or, for that matter, on the ocean floor near the fault line.
Although, for the rest of the movie, I could not have cared less. If they just would have shown Natalie Portman in a variant on the old Princess Lieah "fuck me raw" bikini thingy. Oh baby.
And I thought I was the only geek that liked the two wheeled, human powered things.
So tell me something. Why does everyone and their dog bitch about metachlorians in episode I, but no one, and I mean NO ONE mentions a word about how they were in the novels years and years before Episode I was even on the drawing boards? I actually thought it was a cool concept the way it was described in the books. Little creatures of magic, rather than just a random act of magic. But I suppose if you didn't know that the movie would make it appear as if you were "ruining the magic" or some such dross.
The sad thing is that the true brilliant humor of your comment probably passed right over the heads of most everyone that read it. It certianly did over the moderators heads.
And you say I'm stupid? Jesus dude. A blind, impotent monk probably has a better chance of getting laid than you do. I'll bet that goat kicked you right in the scrotum too, didn't he? (God knows you wouldn't be smart enough to try to find a "goat" with a vagina).