User: Conspir8or

Did they take out "antitrust"?

On: Microsoft Edits English

I'm not yet on Word 2000. Can someone check? Also see if they have removed "monopoly."

Stealth recruitment methods

On: Army Funds Game Development

What next, a military-funded, hip boy band using subliminal messages in belligerent-themed music videos during TRL to zombify American youth into mass recruitment?

Yvan Eht Nioj! Yvan Eht Nioj!

Scene from "Full Silicon Jacket"

On: Hackers: Uncle Sam Wants You!

Hartmann: Private Joker!

Joker: Sir, yes, sir!

Hartmann [reading from PDA] "Twenty-six hundred. Basic Military Cyber Warfare." You gotta be shitting me! You want to be some fuckin' hacker? You wanna be Captain Crunch?

Joker: Sir, I was in the Legion of Doom in high school, Sir!

Hartmann: Jeeezus H. Christ. You're not a hacker. You're a killer!

Joker: Sir, a killer, Sir!

Re:Proposed name.

On: Giant Asteroid Breaks 200 Year Old Record

Z'ha'dum.

Re:Remember Christopher Pike?

On: First Peeks At Enterprise

And now for some commentary from Chris Pike himself: "Boop. Boop boop. Booooop. Boop. Boop boooooop boop. Boop. Boop."