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  1. Re:Uncomfortable Chair on Long Computer Sessions Could Cause Blood Clots · · Score: 1

    Unless the clot happens to break up, and one or more pieces lodge in these pulmonary capillaries, causing single or multiple pulmonary thromboses. These particular capillaries are not designed to be filters -- capillaries in the lungs run through alveoli for gas exchange (except for those actually enriching the lungs themselves), not through a filtration system like a kidney or a chemical breakdown site like the liver.

    This is what killed my uncle. A massive skull injury from an assault left him bedridden, and ultimately a clot lodged in a blood vessel in one of his lungs. Since he was around 40, I guess the doctors thought his system was vigorous enough not to require pressure cuffs on his legs, as described by a previous poster. (Unless the clot came from his brain, admittedly possible what with the damage there.) Anyway, the autopsy showed a clot in his lung. This could have originated in one of his legs, which had been immobile at that point for 4 months ...

  2. "'Strap-on' system" on U.S. Air Force Developing Microwave Weapon · · Score: 2, Funny

    >The latest technology is a "strap-on" system

    To some, "strap-on" is an apt description of recent US foreign policy ....

  3. Re:Welcome to the club on 11 Digit Dialing Comes Home to New York · · Score: 1

    >Can't imagine what you'd have to go through in NYC.

    Basically the same routine, except while working in the tunnels you get to fight off beagle-sized rats and albino alligators.

  4. Re:Oh BooHoo on Voters News Service: What Went Wrong · · Score: 1

    >Additionally, I seem to remember that you are not allowed to report on the progress of that election whilst the voting booths are still open.

    What?! How else are we supposed to find out how the Silly Party or the Adolf Hilter-Ron Vibbentrop ticket is doing??

    Conspir8or

  5. Take it the rest of the way -- on Computer Room Hot? · · Score: 1

    The cool water in the toilet tank cools your CPU.

    The toilet seat brews your coffee and warms your buns during your morning download.

    Searching for prior art on this,
    Conspir8or

  6. Re:Why? on Chemistry Sets for Adults? · · Score: 1

    >If I remember correctly, feeding a hydrated crystal of that stuff to another person is pretty fun after a few minutes.

    Someone in my middle school earned notoriety for tricking a fellow student into eating "the blue rock candy." A hospital visit ensued.

    Note: I was on neither side of the above equation. Though I did keep then an eye out for any stray CuSO4 and credulous underclassmen ....

  7. Re:Imagine... on Tolkien and the Beowulf Saga · · Score: 2, Funny

    >Give a man a fish, he owes you one fish

    Gives us a fisssh, precious. It owes us a fisssh, yesss. Nice juicy fisssh.

  8. Re:Sounds like rationalization to me... on First-Person Account Of Video Game Addiction · · Score: 1

    >1 Corinthians 13:11
    When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

    Thanks for identifying this quote. I had no inkling it was from the Bible. I thought it might have been Samuel Johnson. Bit before the Doctor's time, it seems!

    Enlightened,
    Conspir8or

  9. Re:Doesn't help me on Generation Wrecked · · Score: 1
    No wonder we got pissed off and invented punk.

    You belong to the Blaaaaank Generation!
  10. Re:This is nowhere NEAR the first time on Product Placement in Online Gaming · · Score: 1

    Appropriate cross-marketing -- my friends who owned the first Neons said they had all the structural reliability of a TIE Fighter.

    Conspir8or

  11. What was the mystery ingredient? on Alton Brown Answers, At Last · · Score: 1

    Dr. Zoidberg?

  12. Re:Get a diary -- My kingdom for some mod points! on Essential Blogging · · Score: 1

    I wish I had mod points, because you, sir, have encapsulated all of my misgivings about the "blog" life into one succinct and amusing post. If I were wearing a hat, it would be off to you.

    Conspir8or

  13. 1 L of stomach acid on Water + Salt + Energy = Clean! · · Score: 1
    (they know how long it takes your body to make 1 liter of stomach acid...I don't)

    About half the length of any given work meeting.

  14. Re:Drifting... on Broadband To Hit The South Pole · · Score: 1

    Unlike the Arctic, there is an actual continent under the Antarctic ice cap. The planners seem optimistic that the ice will stay roughly in the same place, unlike ice shelves. What with honking great chunks breaking off of the shelves (or is that just the Arctic) at greater sizes than before lately, who knows if any of the cable on the shelves will last?

    Even the parts on ice over rock will probably be ravaged by shoggoths anyway. Stick with the island-based wireless recommended by a prev. poster or chuck a new satellite up and be done with it.

    Tekeli-li,
    Conspir8or

  15. Re:Exactly on MIT vs. Las Vegas · · Score: 1
    My first few days in Las Vegas, I get a small taste of the new paranoia. I awake one morning to discover that my laptop has been stolen out of my locked hotel room while I slept.

    I'd say, "Did the hotel room have a safe?", except hotel security can go right into those safes with their electronic skeleton keys. You might be marginally more secure with the hotel's safe deposit boxes, available thru the front desk usually, except these might draw more attention than you're comfortable with (esp. on a trip already laden with paranoia like the one described in the article).

    Perhaps he could have registered in two hotels and ditched the gear in the safe/deposit box of the one at which he wasn't gambling. Of course, you can walk a quarter mile up the Strip and not leave MGM/Mirage or Park Place property, so do your homework before picking.

    I would have traveled lighter -- can't use the laptop in the casino anyway, and fewer articles to track makes for a faster escape. Of course, my perspective is different; I'm a $5 bettor, so I'm invisible to the casino as long as I don't hurl into a craps table.

    Conspir8or
  16. Pacemaker downloads for the dangerously idle on Schmidt Predicts Digital Sky Is Falling · · Score: 1
    Even further in the future...

    Pacemaker software upgrades are routine. Why do I need to go to the doctor's office to upgrade my pacemaker software? I download it at home and upgrade via my home transmitter. Maybe the upgrades are even automatic...whatever.
    Still further ...

    Lonely, octogenerian former Slashdotter orders a trio of nubile escorts, then yells out, "Tank, I need a hundred-and-eighty beats per minute ... and Kama Sutra Level Ten!"

    Conspir8or
  17. Re:fax-something-unique-to-8889771577 ? on Slashback: Stapler, Interface, Gaming · · Score: 1

    I had heard of this trick before, except instead of black paper, the user photocopies his or her hand giving the finger, then tapes those copies together, etc.

    I agree with the co-worker spectator sport aspect of it. I would undoubtedly have that calliope music that Homer Simpson hears while thinking of joining the Krusty Klown Kollege running through my head while watching the flying finger of death burnin' up the fax line.

    Posted for informational purposes only,
    Conspir8or

  18. Re:Nope... on Yucca Mountain Approved for US Nuclear Waste Storage · · Score: 1

    >Also you gotta love the term "dump". Sounds like an old man on the pot squeeezing out a thick loaf. Or 55 gallon drums of green slime being kicked off the back of a flatbed truck.

    You haven't had to use a bathroom after my father. He combines the same effects into one horrible event.

    Conspir8or

  19. "I want you to remember, Clark ... " on Warner Bros. plans 'Superman vs. Batman' Movie · · Score: 1

    Check out Frank Miller's "Dark Knight Returns" for a lesson on how an aging street vigilante with a limitless bankroll, exceptional technical talent, and a genius for exploiting weaknesses can face off against a pissed Kryptonian.

    Possibly the best comic ever ... and the movie that they SHOULD make, in ink and paint.

    Conspir8or

  20. Re:All I got was this lousy t-shirt on Star Wars-like Holograms · · Score: 1

    >Queen Amidala will be hovering in mid-air begging someone for help.

    You've been reading my wish book again, sir.

  21. Nature of experiment's sample on Long-Term Effects of Weightlessness · · Score: 1

    >14 male volunteers spending 3 months carrying out all activities whilst lying on their backs

    Well, now we know where the staff of Ain't It Cool News was this spring.

  22. Get all old-school ... on Games in High School? · · Score: 1

    ... and load up M.U.L.E. Or, even older, Hammurabi.

  23. HeLa cool new snack? on Lab-Grown Meat Chunks - It's What's For Dinner · · Score: 1

    Are we sure they simply haven't found a tasty new use for Henrietta Lacks's eternally reproducing cells? Goldfish indeed!

  24. Re:I'm not impressed... on Black Hole Sans Donut Puzzles Astronomers · · Score: 1

    > The other day I saw something much stranger: a donut without a hole

    A donut without a hole is a danish. N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n ....

  25. Re:Army != Navy on Army Funds Game Development · · Score: 1

    Indeed -- but the Simpsons episode I referred to in my msg. used the Navy as the stealth recruiter, so I went with that. This is what I get for picking an episode from last season, not one of the Simpsons' best.