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  1. Proposed law on What's Now State of the Art in Encryption Technology? · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Proposed law:

    Anyone who wishes to advocate legislation requiring backdoors in encryption products must first write a paper showing how this would prevent terrorists from secretly communicating with each other. Explain the term "steganography" and show how your legislation would prevent terrorists from using it. Explain why terrorists would be unable to fall back on codebooks full of innocuous phrases, hidden in apparent music CDs. Explain how your legislation would be enforced outside the U.S. Prove that your legislation would not have any serious impact on banking, credit card transactions, or internet commerce. Be prepared to defend your thesis to a panel selected by Philip Zimmermann and the Electronic Frontier Foundation.

  2. Enforce it! Please! on MS FrontPage Restricts Free Speech II (It's True!) · · Score: 1

    I'd love to see Microsoft take someone to court for violating that clause. As if they don't have enough PR problems...

  3. Hah on Congress Considers Mandatory Crypto Backdoors · · Score: 2
    Oh, sure. Let's put Carnivore on everything. Let's outlaw encrytion without backdoors. Let's monitor every binary for stego. No one in the US will have any privacy at all online. And terrorists will simply use messages like this:

    "Order number 83093058: ship 2,000 sprockets, part # 31416, and 1,000 cams, part # 2718, to arrive by September 11. Ship to our Chicago warehouse." (Translation: attack target 31416, World Trade Center, and target 2718, Pentagon, on September 11 at 9:30 local time. Use attack plan "Chicago", hijacking planes and crashing them into the targets.)

    So on the one hand, we have no privacy, and on the other, the terrorists have to sneak codebooks into the country (except for the homegrown militia types, of course). Doesn't seem worthwhile to me...

  4. Would you like fries with that? on Radiation Storm Lets You Listen Long-Distance · · Score: 2

    Um, anybody in orbit right now? How are they doing?

  5. Re:Won't Somebody PLEASE Think of the Children! on Storm Experts Make Cloud Vanish · · Score: 1
    The why do the packets say DO NOT EAT?

    Well, I wouldn't want to swallow something that would dry the hell out of my GI tract. Painful.

    Also, why is silica gel even packed with electronics? Most electronic devices can be completely submerged in water, and as long as you give them time to completely dry out, they will work fine, so what does it matter if a little moisture gets on the outside of a device from condensation?

    Probably to guard against the people who won't wait till it dries out, but just plug it in immediately.

  6. Re:Won't Somebody PLEASE Think of the Children! on Storm Experts Make Cloud Vanish · · Score: 3
    It's called silica gel, it's horrendously poisonous...

    What have you been smoking? Silica gel isn't even slightly poisonous. Breathing a lot of it can cause lung problems, but that's true of any dessicant, for obvious reasons.

  7. Logo on A Kernel With Everything · · Score: 1

    A grossly fat and bloated Tux, with bulging eyes and little herring tails peeking out the sides of his mouth.

  8. Why this is a worthwhile project on The Great Computer Language Shootout · · Score: 2
    It introduces programmers to languages they've never heard of.

    It gives several examples of working code in each language.

    It demonstrates an innovative way to deal with being slashdotted :)

  9. Re:CPU speed on The Great Computer Language Shootout · · Score: 1

    Arrgh. We really do need a "horrible pun" moderation category.

  10. JACK??!! on Computer Faces Human Psychological Test · · Score: 1

    Pronounced "Jack"? As in Jack the Bodiless? ROFL!

  11. Poor GAC on Computer Faces Human Psychological Test · · Score: 1

    Those damned paparazzi kept hounding him, kept shoving their browsers in his face, and now he's dead. Drove right into a fiber-optic trunk.

  12. Re:Hemos on Computer Faces Human Psychological Test · · Score: 1
    Use the source, Luke. The tag is closed. The problem is that it was opened twice:

    <a href="<A HREF="http://unisci.com/stories/20013/0702016.htm" >

  13. Best of both worlds on On the Use of Environment Variables? · · Score: 3

    Why not let the user set one environment variable that points to a config file? Default value is the default file, but those who want to customize can copy the default file and point to their own. If you really want to avoid envs entirely, you could use a command-line option instead.

  14. Anecdote on The Psychology of Passwords · · Score: 1

    I used to program an IBM 370 in COBOL and I discovered one day that I could use a search routine to search for my password on all disks, which told me where passwords were kept (in clear - duh!) Browsed around a little and found the sysadmin's password: DAYOFF. Yep, that reflected his personality all right :)

  15. Problem on Quantum Encryption Via Satellite · · Score: 1

    You'd have to trust the satellite, yes?

  16. Re:Thinking outside the box on Cases w/ Knockouts Up-To 10 I/O Ports? · · Score: 1

    The dumbest ask slashdot in history has to be this one from yesterday. It's a pity they're not taking it to court - courtrooms need a good belly laugh now and then.

  17. Related article on Debian's apt-get vs Mandrake's urpmi? · · Score: 1

    On a related topic, there's a pretty good discussion of the relative merits of .deb and .rpm (the file formats, not the programs) here. Seems to come down mostly in favor of .deb, which isn't surprising - who would you expect to read Debian Planet?

  18. Re:A History of Red versus Blue: on Debian's apt-get vs Mandrake's urpmi? · · Score: 2
    "Red! No, blue! Aaaaahhhh!"

    Actually, he said blue, then yellow.

    Another red and blue: the boxes in "Time's Rub" by Greg Benford. No clear preference though.

  19. How do I... on "Defacing" Sites Without Intruding? · · Score: 2

    ...moderate a story as flamebait? (Up, that is.) 'Cause this story sure fits the bill. Cliff must have decided to have some fun with this moron.

  20. Wakka wakka on IBM's JFS & PTh-NG Reaches 1.0 · · Score: 5
    Don't those idiots at IBM ever listen to Microsoft? Now look what'll happen!

    GPLGP
    LGPLGPL
    GPLGPLGPL
    GPLGPLG
    PLGPLIBM
    GPLGPLG
    PLGPLGPLG
    PLGPLGP
    LGPLG

  21. Actually... on Linus Says No To Annoying Boot Messages · · Score: 1
    I think Linus is just talking about messages that don't carry any useful information, for example, "module foobar (c) 1998 Yoyodyne Inc."

    I suppose that kind of message has some limited usefulness if your boot hangs midway - you can pin down more exactly how far it got before it went kaka. But in general I think we can do without them.

  22. Re:Damn George Bush on Microsoft Verdict Vacated · · Score: 1
    ...means that Microsoft has to play nice.

    Come now. Do you really think Microsoft is going to stop the monopolistic fun and games it's so good at? They just have to play the game more subtly now.

    Which is actually a good thing, because free software is reaching critical mass, and the rougher they play, the more customers will come into our camp. Keep it up, Bill! Lease that software! Change those formats! Screw your customers till they're sick of it!

  23. Re:Just use hemp? on Biotech and the Environment · · Score: 1
    I don't think your logic quite holds up. On the one hand, we have plants that have been eaten by humans and domesticated animals for thousands of years. We have a lot of data on how edible they are, what fraction of the population is allergic to them and to what degree, etc. Whatever amount of natural mutation exists, we know through long experience that it's within parameters we can live with.

    On the other hand, we have plants whose nuclei have had genes from completely different species shot into them. This does not happen in nature, aside from what viruses do, which again is something we've had experience with for a long time. I don't think we can safely say that the plants resulting from this kind of mutation are safe, just because the other kind is.

  24. Stage 2 on Microsoft Plans "Shared Source" .NET · · Score: 1
    Gandhi said it best:

    First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you win.

    We have recently entered Stage 2. (Counting from zero, of course, as all right-thinking people do.)

  25. I'm well out of it on MSDN Subscriber Forced to use Passport · · Score: 1
    It's going on four years now since I realized that Microsoft kept changing their development tools, not for any good technical reason, but simply to keep skimming money off developers. So I asked Usenet about other platforms and found out about this thing called FreeBSD and this other thing called Linux. The bookstore had 20, 25 books about Linux and maybe 3 about FreeBSD. Easy choice :)

    I am so glad I decided back then to get off the Redmond treadmill before I'd really gotten on it. I feel sorry for the folks who've invested years of their lives in it.