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MS FrontPage Restricts Free Speech II (It's True!)

A mild controvery occured yesterday in a story claiming Microsoft prohibits anti-ms speech if you use Frontpage. Here is a followup submitted by Reyacta from the original author: "Several readers have told me their EULA for FrontPage 2002 does not contain the no-disparaging-MS term, or that the term only applies to the FrontPage logo or to the Web components like the MSNBC news headline component. Just to be sure, this afternoon I went down to the store and bought a copy of FrontPage 2002 myself. In the box was the "Microsoft Frontpage 2002" license on a four-page folded sheet, titled "End- User License Agreement For Microsoft Software." Under Section #1, Grant of License, the second paragraph headed "Restrictions" states in part: "You may not use the Software in connection with any site that disparages Microsoft, MSN, MSNBC, Expedia, or their products or services, infringe any intellectual property or other rights of these parties, violate any state, federal or international law, or promote racism, hatred or pornography." (Not only a stunning example of legal overreaching, in my opinion, but very poor grammar as well.) It appears to me to clearly apply to use of the program as a whole and not just the logo or Web components. I suspect that there are different versions of the EULA of FrontPage 2002. Perhaps the license was updated for the most recent SKU, or versions obtained through different channels don't yet have it. I'm going to try to get Microsoft to clarify where this EULA does and doesn't appear, but I'm not sure they will be very anxious to provide me with that information. Reply to Ed Foster."

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  1. Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by Jonathunder · · Score: 4, Funny

    Use of this Dictionary of the English Language, or any of the words contained herein, constitutes acceptance of the following terms: You shall not use this dictionary, or any of the words derived therefrom, to disparage Microsoft, Encarta, or any of the companies we swallow up.

    1. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by tauntalum · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All your thoughts are belong to us!

    2. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      You have no chance at freedom of speech, make your time.

    3. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by alen · · Score: 1

      Yes, Microsoft makes Encarta. Check out the Encarta Website

    4. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by cyberdonny · · Score: 2
      Yes, Microsoft makes Encarta. Check out the Encarta Website

      And check the definition of Microsoft in the Encarta... Any dictionary lauding Microsoft that much has to be owned by them...

    5. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by alen · · Score: 1

      Is it on the website? Don't have time to look. Testing Veritas Intelligent Disaster Recovery now.

    6. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by AstroJetson · · Score: 1

      Yes it is, but save yourself the grief. It's truly disgusting. Worse than goatsex. Unix, by contrast, has 3 paragraphs.

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    7. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by ackthpt · · Score: 2
      IANAL, but, wouldn't this be a great thing to challenge M$ on?


      I.e.

      1. Contact your attorney and tell them you're going to recklessy cause trouble and he/she'd better clear some calendar time, since the plaintiff will be Microsoft Corporation.

      2. Create a simple homepage (index.html) which states: "Microsoft is a evil, monoplistic company bent on world domination and MSN and MSNBC are their versions of Charlie McCarth and Mortimer Snerd"

      3. Place the offensive page on a server and contact them, perhaps take out an ad in the Seattle Times, be sure to include URL and mention you are violating this witty bit of EULA.

      4. Make sure as many papers, TV news, magazines know about this, doesn't hurt to post it on Slashdot or Kuro5hin

      5. Have lots of fun.


      BTW, might be advisable to wait a few weeks, unless you'd like Microsoft to triumph because everyone is busy looking at what CiC Bush is doing to bring justice to terrorists.

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    8. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by _DMan_ · · Score: 1

      Yes, but search for Linux.

      Apparently "The Linux Home Page at Linux Online" is an Encarta-recommended Web site.

    9. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by allism · · Score: 1

      If anyone actually has the time to fight this kind of battle, we should create a legal defense fund for 'em--obviously they won't have much time to make a living outside of it.

    10. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, fool, it would be "someone set up us the BSOD !!"

    11. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by bteeter · · Score: 1

      Nice. :-)

      But seriously...

      I doubt Microsoft's EULA is enforcable. I do not see how they can legally restrict free speach in this manner. (At least in the US - hello 1st amendment!) And even if they did, how could they prove you used Frontpage to do it?

      I can write a page in my favorite text editor that can do anything Frontpage does. So, how could they possibly prove you wrote it in Frontpage? What are they going to do, storm your house and confiscate your hard drive!?!? I don't think so...

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    12. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by KingKurly · · Score: 1

      The first amendment protects you from the federal government with respect to free speech.

      Corporations aren't (yet?) part of the federal government, so the first amendment doesn't help at all here.

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    13. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by gluke · · Score: 1

      hmm, your link doesn't do anything for me because i have devfs. devfs doesn't normally have /dev/mouse. i guess sometimes it's good to be on bleeding edge.

    14. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by Boolgow · · Score: 1

      "I can write a page in my favorite text editor that can do anything Frontpage does."

      Liar! *Noone* but a Frontpage user can make those great two-tone rectangle-buttons that scream "Frontpage!". Admit it my friend, you're just jealous.

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    15. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by doob · · Score: 1

      I can write a page in my favorite text editor that can do anything Frontpage does. So, how could they possibly prove you wrote it in Frontpage?

      Easy, if there's at least 3x more code in there than there needs to be, you must have used FrontPage (that, or been really bored)

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    16. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by doob · · Score: 1

      Worth noting that the last of those paragraphs does at least include a reference to Linux (although there's no entry for it).

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    17. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by yohaas · · Score: 0

      Thank you for pointing this out.

      The confusion (or ignorance) displayed on /. about the role of the constitution as far as regulating business vs. regulating governemnt is astounding.

    18. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by kfg · · Score: 2

      Best be careful with this sort of thing. You could end up with the estate of Buffalo Bob after your butt. THEN you'ld *really* be in trouble.

      KFG

    19. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by hardaker · · Score: 2

      Beavis: Heh... Heh... Microsoft said "swallow".

      Butthead: Yeah... "Swallow"

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    20. Re:Microsoft's new dictionary EULA by neuroxmurf · · Score: 1

      y'know, when I looked, this is the definition I got (at this url):

      Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a0005'

      Invalid procedure call or argument

      /shared/spot/xmlsearchcore.inc, line 572

      Sums it up pretty well, don't you think?

  2. Totally Wrong by Dragthor · · Score: 0

    They definitely messed up on this one. I am not Anti-Microsoft like the rest of you and I still cannot believe this.

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    1. Re:Totally Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens if Guido Von Rossum gets hit by a bus? What about a plane? What will become of Python?

  3. solution by beuk · · Score: 1

    boycott their products

    1. Re:solution by crumbz · · Score: 0

      that is what we are doing at my organization.

    2. Re:solution by Hertog · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that would be the problem solver:)

      Only, just because of this EULA, they sold one more copy than they would otherwise, since the author of obove piece bought one, just to get the EULA!

      Ah well, he should be able to return it, should he not? Since he does (probably) not agree with it.

      Which brings up another question. Since he has opened up the package (which was probably schrink-wrapped) the shop won't accept it back...

      What to do then?

      Gr.

      Hertog

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    3. Re:solution by jiheison · · Score: 1

      Which brings up another question. Since he has opened up the package (which was probably schrink-wrapped) the shop won't accept it back...

      Seems to me that the no returns policy nullifies the EULA. Of course, it is not technically Microsoft that is refusing the return. . .

    4. Re:solution by Wyzard · · Score: 1

      This is something I've wondered about too... how does it work, legally, to have the EULA inside the software box so it can't be read until you've purchased the product?

      Stores generally don't take returns on opened software because otherwise people would buy the product, copy the CD, and then return it for a refund. But if you don't accept the terms of the EULA, what options are you left with? You can't get your money back but you can't use the product you bought. It seems like having the license inside the box is a way of pressuring the customer into accepting it; maybe it should be required to have a copy of it somewhere that it can be read before the purchase is made? (Even though most people don't read them anyway, I know.)

    5. Re:solution by Sloppy · · Score: 2

      how does it work, legally, to have the EULA inside the software box so it can't be read until you've purchased the product?

      It means that the EULA is just meaningless fiction, and not a contract that you bound yourself to.

      Almost all EULAs are like that.

      Even GPL.

      The only exceptions to this are

      • a situation where you have to sign a contract prior to being given the software
      • being in a state that enacted UCITA
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    6. Re:solution by ejasons · · Score: 1
      It means that the EULA is just meaningless fiction, and not a contract that you bound yourself to.


      Almost all EULAs are like that.


      Even GPL.



      Repeat after me:



      The GPL is not an EULA.



      Say it about a hundred times, then come back and post again.



      To be more specific (even though it is mentioned earlier in this thread, apparently people don't read the thread before they post), the GPL affects redistribution rights; it has nothing to say about the way in which you use the software!

    7. Re:solution by johnnyb · · Score: 2
      It means that the EULA is just meaningless fiction, and not a contract that you bound yourself to.


      Almost all EULAs are like that.


      Even GPL.


      Actually, this is incorrect. The difference between other licenses and the GPL is that other licenses remove freedoms that you would normally have, while the GPL adds to them. For example, under normal copyright, if a program was distributed without ANY license, I would have the freedom to a) examine it b) learn from it c) use it for any purpose d) make copies for archival purposes and e) anything else that fair use may allow. Past these things, you are restricted, even if no license is present. That is the basic copyright law. However, the GPL grants additional privileges that you don't normally get with copyright. Normal EULAs restrict the normal set of privileges, and thus many of us think of them as legal fictions. However, since the GPL actually expands them, you don't have to agree to the terms of the GPL until you decide you want the additional privileges. The text of the GPL also states this so you are aware of it. You only have to agree to the terms of the GPL for distribution, which is an allowance above and beyond the normal allowances under regular copyright law.

  4. Stupid by phoon12 · · Score: 1

    How surprising. MS continues to do things to piss me off. Good thing that I'm not using frontpage to write this comment...

    1. Re:Stupid by phoon12 · · Score: 1

      It's the principle of the matter. You know, that whole free speech thing.

    2. Re:Stupid by cybrthng · · Score: 2

      I bet if people read further they would realize they can use the software to publish whatever they wish, but they can't link, refer or otherwise user microsoft name, logo or software to do this..

      The big problem with frontpage is it defaults to portraying "this site runs under frontpage". If microsoft were to clean its software of its own filth then these liabilities wouldn't be an issue.

      I bet each component is licensed, and the combination of everything has limited use functionality on the basis of the restrictions imposed within the EULA for the simple fact microsoft doesn't want to be liable for its software enabling users to distribute illegal content..

      just like napster.. had to lock down until it coudl gurantee it wouldn't be used for illegal purposes.. microsoft doesn't want tthat to happen to front page

    3. Re:Stupid by jiheison · · Score: 1

      This is a stupid clause, but it does not infringe on your freedom of speech.

    4. Re:Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who uses frontpage and then disses microsoft is a fucking stupid hypocrite anyways.

  5. On the Plus Side... by Greyfox · · Score: 2

    You should get no argument when you return the product. Just tell the salesperson "The EULA prohibits me from using this product to run my website, www.livegoatporn.com."

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    1. Re:On the Plus Side... by mino · · Score: 1

      "The EULA prohibits me from using this product to run my website, www.livegoatporn.com."

      But MY webiste is www.deadgoatporn.com. Is that OK?

  6. The Next Step by GraZZ · · Score: 1

    Windows 2005 EULA:

    Microsoft Windows may not be used for anything BUT the purposes of connection to .NET servers, MSN and Bill Gate's Private XXX Stash.

    Boo-urns

  7. You actually bought it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You ARE going to return it on the grounds that you do not accept their user agreement, right? :)

  8. CmdrtTaco complaining... by laserjet · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And I quote:

    "Not only a stunning example of legal overreaching, in my opinion, but very poor grammar as well."

    I'm sorry. It's just so funny to read CmdrTaco complaining about grammar. I couldn't resist.

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    1. Re:CmdrtTaco complaining... by Elminst · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      CT didn't make that statement.
      The guy who submitted the story did.

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    2. Re:CmdrtTaco complaining... by he-sk · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Then you should have looked closer, as it isn't Taco who's complaining, but Reycata probably quoting the original author Ed Foster.

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    3. Re:CmdrtTaco complaining... by laserjet · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I stand corrected. Thanks for bringing that to my attention. One must admit, however, that CmdrTaco COULD have said it.

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    4. Re:CmdrtTaco complaining... by hylander_sb · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Dude, that wasn't Cmdr Taco complaining.

      cut from the article -

      Here is a followup submitted by Reyacta from the original author

      Sheesh. If you're going to bash, be right.

    5. Re:CmdrtTaco complaining... by RollingThunder · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Repeat ten times every morning...

      "Text in italics in a Slashdot story is written by the submitter, not Slashdot staff"

      :P

    6. Re:CmdrtTaco complaining... by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 1

      Yeah, besides that he didn't write this stuff... I like the guy. I don't want to see another slashdot editor flamed as bad as Jon Katz is.

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    7. Re:CmdrtTaco complaining... by laserjet · · Score: 1

      Back off. I've had a bad day. I already admitted I was wrong.

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  9. Huh. by BillyGoatThree · · Score: 3, Redundant

    So Microsoft is monopolisitic and overbearing.

    Whoda thunk it?

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    1. Re:Huh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody set up us the EULA!


      FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!

    2. Re:Huh. by Azog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think it would be very entertaining to watch Microsoft try to enforce this one. Can you imagine it? I'm sure there's a few news organizations that would be all over it.

      Does someone out there want to volunteer to be a test case? Write a page in Frontpage detailing all the (true) nasty things that Microsoft has done, "disparage" them, call Bill names, and other rude things. But be careful to not actually say anything that violates a real law, like libel. A quick check with a real lawyer might be a good idea.

      Then send an anonymous tip to Microsoft's Department of License Compliance, or whatever they call themselves, with the url, and see what happens. I would try this myself but I don't have Frontpage. Or even better - maybe a real news organization can do it:

      CNN Headline: Microsoft Sues CNet for Frontpage License Violation:
      Today, Microsoft announced that they are suing CNet for violation of the terms of use of the FrontPage HTML editor. "The pseudonymous "Spencer Katt" columnist disparaged Microsoft, called Bill Gates a "World Dictator Wannabe", and said Frontpage is crap and generated awful HTML. But he used Frontpage to write the article, and that's a clear violation of our fearsome and deadly EULA, a Microsoft PR lackey told the press..."

      Wheeee!

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    3. Re:Huh. by still+cynical · · Score: 1

      I'd volunteer in a heartbeat to be a test case myself, but that would mean I'd actually have to use FrontPage! Sorry, THAT'S a sacrifice I'm not willing to make!

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  10. Or... by shpoffo · · Score: 1

    why not just ignore that part of the EULA (or all of it =P) - i mean, what are they going to do, sue you? There's no way they could win *It's Unconstitutional*

    stop paying attention to bad laws - they only distract you fromt he real problems going on

    -shpoffo

    1. Re:Or... by ichimunki · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's not even a bad law, it's a faulty contract which may well fail to persist under judicial scrutiny. Frankly, though, if you are using Frontpage, you have bigger problems than this EULA.

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    2. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naderist cynicism aside, last time I checked MS was not Congress, and therefore Constitutional prohibitions on Congress have nothing to do with them.

      What do they teach them in schools these days?

    3. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is it unconstitutional? Such restrictions by a government might be unconstitutional.

      However, all of your constitutional rights are "alienable", meaning that you can surrender them by contract, should you choose to do so. (Think of Non-Disclosure Agreements, for example).

      This EULA is a contract, and you can limit your first amendment rights by contract should you so desire.

    4. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if there are any backdoors that would allow M$ to shut down sites that violated the EULA...

    5. Re:Or... by twoflower · · Score: 1
      why not just ignore that part of the EULA (or all of it =P) - i mean, what are they going to do, sue you? There's no way they could win *It's Unconstitutional*


      Sorry, you're wrong. The constitution doesn't enter into it. You have no right to use the software without a license from them; you can reject the whole license (and therefore not use the software), but not just parts of it.

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    6. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL, but from what I gather you have the implicit right to use a piece of software. Other rights can only be granted with a license.

    7. Re:Or... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you could argue that since contract law is enforcable by the gov't, then enforcing a contract that limits speech is the gov't limiting speech. Any thoughts?

    8. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever hear of an NDA? (Non-disclosure Agreement). That's a contract that restricts your speech. It's also perfectly constitutional.

    9. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The contract is not "enforcable by the government"; it's enforcable by Microsoft. There are lots of valid contracts restricting speech, the ubiquitous NDA being one of them.

    10. Re:Or... by he-sk · · Score: 1

      However, all of your constitutional rights are "alienable", meaning that you can surrender them by contract, should you choose to do so. (Think of Non-Disclosure Agreements, for example).

      Not so fast. Although you can waive certain rights in a contract (eg a NDA), not all of your rights can be surrendered by contract. See for example the 13th amendment.
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    11. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe this is just Microsoft's way of covering their @sses in case someone gets the bright idea of suing a hate site and everyone involved in its creation. They can claim the user wasn't licensed to use FrontPage. The same with the other libel/slander stuff. MS obviously can't enforce this rule, so like most EULA stuff, it's probably just for their protection.

    12. Re:Or... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      But contract disputes/violates are handled within a court usually.

    13. Re:Or... by CiceroLove · · Score: 1

      Your statement shows your complete misunderstanding of the Constitution. This a contract. Contracts can and regularly do require one or both parties to give up certain rights. Could they sue? Absolutely. Could they win? Absolutely. It would only be unconstitutional if they tried to sue you for making statements about them when you hadnt' ever signed an agreement not to do so. what the hell do you think NDAs are? An abridgement of free speech but one that you agree to. Stop spreading ignorance. Learn about the laws of your country before you start telling people they can't get sued.

    14. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      when you hadnt' ever signed an agreement not to do

      Right, so everyone who didn't sign their EULA put their hands up.

    15. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unconstitutional? The first ammendment only restricts the federal government, not private parties. It says: "congress shall write no law", not "microsoft shall write no contract".
      It may be wrong, but its not unconstitutional.

    16. Re:Or... by Dzejwi · · Score: 1

      Actually, i agree that such EULA in FrontPage is not THAT big issue. But, when they gave this into FP's EULA, are you sure they won't put it into VStudio .NET (used for developing their ASP pages). IIS would be also very very nice place for such thing ;)

    17. Re:Or... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Any thoughts?


      No, thank you.
    18. Re:Or... by bgfxunc · · Score: 1

      This is moronic. "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

      It says nothing about you not being able to make agreements that restrict your speech voluntarily. Imagine the consequences if it did.

    19. Re:Or... by bgfxunc · · Score: 1

      and then put your hands down if you clicked the "I Agree" button.

  11. Grammar by bperkins · · Score: 3, Funny
    Not only a stunning example of legal overreaching, in my opinion, but very poor grammar as well.

    Where's the verb in this sentence?

    1. Re:Grammar by Carlos+Laviola · · Score: 1

      What's your point? That sentence is perfectly valid.

    2. Re:Grammar by fwankypoo · · Score: 1

      Even more importantly, where's the noun?

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    3. Re:Grammar by malfunct · · Score: 1

      Its a shortened sentence which is ok in speaking english. The verb is "is" but its implied by the context. Correctly written it would be something like "The EULA is not only a stunning example of..." but the part that bothers me worse comes near the end and breaks up the flow, he needs a Second verb after the but, something like "...but shows very poor....". Anyways I am not one to talk, in casual conversation (and a good portion of work conversation) as long as the meaning gets through thats good enough. On the other hand, poor grammer or spelling is a sure way to look stupid.

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    4. Re:Grammar by ethereal · · Score: 1

      It's not a valid sentence, it's a pair of phrases in search of a sentence. Sentences need verbs.

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    5. Re:Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      poor grammer or spelling is a sure way to look stupid.


      You mean like writing 'grammer,' or something?

      Grammar. G-r-a-m-m-a-r. Grammar.

    6. Re:Grammar by sireenmalik · · Score: 1

      not only ...but also!!

      but also of a very ....

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    7. Re:Grammar by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

      >On the other hand, poor grammer or spelling is a sure way to look stupid.

      Especially when you are complaining about someone else's grammar.

    8. Re:Grammar by KFury · · Score: 2

      "Its a shortened sentence which is ok in speaking english."

      Or even:

      "It's a shortened sentence, which is O.K. when speaking in English."

      Can you spot the six corrections?

    9. Re:Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It appears to me to clearly apply to use of the program as a whole and not just the logo or Web components.

      Since the original message played the grammar card, I think it's also appropriate to point out that the phrase "to clearly apply" is a split infinitive.

      The grammar card is a dangerous card to play.

    10. Re:Grammar by MaxVlast · · Score: 1

      > What's your point? That sentence is
      > perfectly valid.

      No it not. It a verb. Do you what I mean?

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    11. Re:Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I love how people waste their mod points on something posted by an AC, deep inside a thread, that no one is probably going to read anyway.

      Way to go!

    12. Re:Grammar by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      True, but sentences are merely one form of expression.

      A sentence fragment.
      Another.
      Good way to communicate.

      You understood that, didn't you? You were not the least bit confused, and you probably also saw the humor in it. You are, if truly a pedant, now annoyed by my use of the second person.

      ***NEWS FLASH!***
      Formal written English is a dialect that is not commonly used by human beings in informal communications. Furthermore, its rules are guidelines often violated by good writers.

    13. Re:Grammar by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny

      The verb is "is" but its implied by the context.

      Yes, the verb in that sentence is the word "is", but it's implied by the context. The word "is" is not in possession of implied, so the possessive form of the pronoun "it" is out of place in your sentence.

      On the other hand, poor grammer or spelling is a sure way to look stupid.

      Well said. We should always strive for proper spelling and good grammar.

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    14. Re:Grammar by ethereal · · Score: 1

      It is a valid expression. It is not a valid sentence. That is the important distinction. No more pedantry from me, I promise. :)

      Personally, I prefer complete sentences, and don't find fragments to be a "good way to communicate". The large majority of writing online would benefit from more complete sentences and attention to grammar. YMMV.

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    15. Re:Grammar by Lxy · · Score: 3, Funny

      That sentence is a dangling modifier. I know someone who failed college english for using them.

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      :wq
    16. Re:Grammar by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      "Stunning" (verb used as an adjective) or "overreaching" (verb used as a verb).

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    17. Re:Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your point? Perfectly valid, that sentence.

    18. Re:Grammar by general_re · · Score: 2

      That someone must have gone to college a while ago. These days, English professors are mostly too busy blathering about the "ontology" of this, or the "dialectics" of that, or the "deconstruction" of some other thing to worry about old-fashioned stuff like grammar...

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    19. Re:Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ([This paragraph is] not only a stunning example of legal overreaching, in my opinion, but [is] very poor grammar as well.)

      English is regarded as an elliptical language because these type of construction if permitted.
      I think that this is OK, because it is a parenthetical comment in an [informal] e-mail.

    20. Re:Grammar by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      This entire thread is proof of why Geeks and English Majors are considered natural enemies in the wild.

    21. Re:Grammar by LMariachi · · Score: 1
      It should be a fair assumption that by the time you get to college you already know your grammar, having learned it in what used to be called GRAMMAR SCHOOL.

      Of course, "should be" is quite a ways apart from "is."

    22. Re:Grammar by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 1

      Those are gerunds, not verbs. I think. :)

      His use of stunning implies the meaning "It is stunning," which would make the verb "is."

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    23. Re:Grammar by nurightshu · · Score: 1

      It's also cromulent, and I feel rather embiggened by the sentence as a whole. Of course, I probably just violated Matt Groening's EULA...sorry.

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    24. Re:Grammar by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      > [I] don't find fragments to be a "good way to communicate".

      But you'll put your period outside your quotes... :)

      I'll bet you communicate verbally in fragments all the time verbally. Ever answer a yes/no question with only one word? Online communication is becoming a fascinating compromise between written and spoken English.

      I will beat my dead horse again: rules of grammar are guidelines, and historical ones at that. They report how the language has been written in the past. Remember that there used to be four second person pronouns...and then they went away.

    25. Re:Grammar by StealthBadger · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The verb is "to be," which is one of the few verbs that can be implied in English. The subject would properly be rendered as "This," an indefinite pronoun which, when the subject of an implied "to be," can also be implied.

      If you couldn't follow that, then you're not enough of a grammar cop to be criticizing anyone.

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    26. Re:Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If what you said were true "Sentences need verbs" wouldn't be a sentence.

      My car is blue. I am here. Yuck! Cars are nice. It is cold here. You are there. There are too many short sentences in this paragraph.

      Those are all real sentences, but I don't see a verb in any of them. Or maybe I don't get it...

    27. Re:Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'large majority' As opposed to...?

      I was encouraged by your logic up to that point.

      'small minority'

      'average median'

      While acceptable in conversation, this type of 'verbal' thinking is largely distracting.

      KISS

    28. Re:Grammar by general_re · · Score: 2

      One would hope, to be sure. But I have a sneaking suspicion that so long as your paper convincingly blathers about such things, you can split infinitives, shift tenses, mangle conjugations, and dangle participles to your heart's content. Just write your paper about how grammar is a form of ontological oppression by the power elites, or some such load of shit, and it's a sure-fire "A" paper.

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    29. Re:Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      need is a verb, you dimwit.

    30. Re:Grammar by LMariachi · · Score: 1

      Depends on the professor, I guess. I went to a very liberal institution and that shit would not have flown with any of mine. (The prohibition against splitting infinitives has been largely dropped nowadays, not out of grammatical lassitude, but because it was inappropriately carried over from Latin to begin with, where an infinitive is a single word and is therefore impossible to split. Early "authorities" on the English language were for some reason fixated on mirroring Latin grammar. One suspects a lingering inferiority complex.)

    31. Re:Grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a full stop.
      Period is 1/frequency.

  12. Terrorists... by TheNecromancer · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope bin Laden isn't using FrontPage, or he'll really be in trouble!!

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    1. Re:Terrorists... by MouseR · · Score: 2

      I hope bin Laden isn't using FrontPage

      I think that proof he is not is that Redmond was untouched by all this mess.

      I think no terrorist in their deviate minds would allow not to at least graffiti on MS's walls if they, at some point, had to use any of MS's product.

    2. Re:Terrorists... by devphil · · Score: 2


      chmod a+x /bin/laden

      Okay, yes, it's geeky, but it wasn't my creation... :-)

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    3. Re:Terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rm -rf /bin/laden...

      we all seen this shit

    4. Re:Terrorists... by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

      I hadn't seen that one

      cic@usarmedforces~$: rm -rf /bin/laden

    5. Re:Terrorists... by Magumbo · · Score: 1

      I think that you need, at some point, at least occasionally to interact, if not necessarily speak or, quite possibly, read, with humans that speak and or write the language that is known, by some at least, as English.

    6. Re:Terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You bastard!

      I just ruined my keyboard, my shirt and a new pair of pants by spilling coffee all over myself.

      Thanks for the laugh.

    7. Re:Terrorists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My understanding is that the terriorists did part of their training on MS Flight Sim. Apparently, there is a 767 Sim which is quite realistic. So do they care if they use FrontPage? Nah. Does MS care if Bin Ladin's Group uses it? Nah, just so long as one pays for the software. I also suspect that MS will only start to care iff they start to run out of buyers.

  13. Monopoly separation failed... by FortKnox · · Score: 2

    I can see Gates right now...
    "Hey, the government loves us enough to not separate us, lets see what else we can get away with!"

    Seriously, its like training a Jack Russel Terrier. They are constantly testing their bounds to see what they can get away with. Someone needs to smack MS hard, and fast.

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  14. Self Defeating by Snar+Bloot · · Score: 1

    If MS wants to ban the use of Front Page 2002 in the construction or maintenance of any sites which disparage them in some way, or which promote pornography, aren't they severely limiting their audience?

    1. Re:Self Defeating by Shmibbon · · Score: 1

      It's not meant for stopping anyone from using their software. Anyone intelligent enough to spot this isn't going to use Frontpage anyway. This is for 2 reasons: to cover their ass so they never get blamed for something someone makes with their software, and to give them the right (they think) to punish some of the people who speak out against them.

    2. Re:Self Defeating by LionKimbro · · Score: 2

      Only in your Libertarian dreams... {;D}=

  15. Well that language takes out work-around by John+Harrison · · Score: 1
    You may not use the Software in connection with any site that disparages Microsoft...

    So the work around that many proposed is also prohibited. It was suggested that you could edit most of your site in Frontpage and then pop in the references to EVIL using vi or even Notepad (gag). But if you can't even use Frontpage in connection with an anti-Microsoft site then that option is out the window.

    Next thing you know, Adobe will prohibit using GoLive! in connection with pro-Skylarov sites.

    1. Re:Well that language takes out work-around by kilgore_47 · · Score: 2

      Anyone who has ever viewed the source of a html doc made by frontpage will surely agree that everything made in that horrible program is pretty disparaging toward whoever wrote it. It's downright shamefull!

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    2. Re:Well that language takes out work-around by hyperstation · · Score: 1

      isn't this kinda like Adobe including language in their Photoshop EULA that forbids the use of the software in conjunction with pornography (as in editing photos) or child pornography (as in drawing your own kiddie porn)?

  16. EULA returns? by MentlFlos · · Score: 1

    Anyone every try and return software because they didn't agree with the EULA? I can just see the arguement you would get in because its been opened and thus can only be exchanged for the same product.

    What a shitty catch 22.

    -paul
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    1. Re:EULA returns? by mrdisco99 · · Score: 2

      That's why the CD case inside the box has a sticker seal on it telling you to read the EULA first.

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    2. Re:EULA returns? by jiheison · · Score: 1

      You still have to open the box first.

    3. Re:EULA returns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simple solution: go ahead and return it for another copy of the same product, walk out of the store, turn around, walk back in, and then return the UNOPENED copy for something else.

      (why do I always have to think of this stuff?)

    4. Re:EULA returns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a PVPOnline strip to that effect some time ago.

    5. Re:EULA returns? by Thunderknight · · Score: 1

      Delta Force 2 (the later "cheap" packaging) has such a seal on the CD-ROM..The manual? Only available in electronic form on the CD. Hmmm, I think my head is about to explode.

  17. That sucks by skrowl · · Score: 2, Funny

    What good is making a website if you can't promote pornography?? Isn't that what the web is for??

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    1. Re:That sucks by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      > What good is making a website if you can't promote pornography?

      Does distributing it necessarily imply that you promote it?

      What if you put a disclaimer on your pr0n site saying "I do not promote pornography". D'yer that keep their lawyers happy?

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    2. Re:That sucks by daviddennis · · Score: 2

      What is the penalty if Microsoft FrontPage is used to create a porn site?

      I'm pretty sure I've seen a few created that way, so in theory people are violating the EULA, most likely without even knowing it.

      How are those people to be punished?

      D

    3. Re:That sucks by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      According to Time magazine, the Internet is more than just a place where you can look at pictures of people having sex with dogs.

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  18. I don't trust it by Wind_Walker · · Score: 0

    Can we get a scan of that exact page? After the hoax of yesterday, I'm a little wary of this entire subject...

    1. Re:I don't trust it by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      Does a scan mean anything? How hard would it be to toss something together in Adobe that looks exacly like the MS EULA?

  19. What's next? by programic · · Score: 1

    Maybe we'll see something like this in the next Internet Explorer EULA:

    You may not use this software to view websites that disparage Microsoft or any of its entities. If you do, we'll hunt you down, take your computer, your mother's computer, and add you to our general shitlist.

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    1. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like:

      You may not use this software to download additional, non-Microsoft software when equivelent Microsoft-made versions are available. This includes (but is not limited to) StarOffice, Netscape, Opera, any email program, AOL or Yahoo instant messagers, flight simulators, encyclopedias, dictionaries, and the Linux operating system. This software also may not be used to access data through a non-MSN ISP. Ever. Violating this clause terminates the EULA and will make your PC blow up. Have a nice day.

  20. i wouldn't expect less by jaxon6 · · Score: 1

    honestly, what do you expect from microsoft, the company that has made it's billions from being heavy-handed in every situation it could. we're all well aware of the netscape/ie debate, the desktop-oem debate, the 'unfair' pricing strategy where ms penalizes those who would dare defy it.

    wait a second, i've yet to read the license agreement for win2k(who the hell does anyway?) or ie6. by posting using these, could i wind up on ms's blacklist? maybe a funny thought now, but if this type of policy is permitted, it won't be funny in the future, it'll probably be true. think about it, your freedom of speech gone, because microsoft has billions, and it ends up writing the laws. feels kinda f*cked up to me.

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  21. My Comment License: by jdevons · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My Comment License:

    By reading this comment you are hereby accepting the terms of the following license:
    1. You will never comment upon this comment to anyone.
    2. You cannot read this comment aloud.
    3. You cannot tell anyone where to find this comment.
    4. (To hell with it!) You can't even read this comment.

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    1. Re:My Comment License: by jdevons · · Score: 1

      By the way:

      Violators of my comment license are required to send nude pictures of their favorite celebs to the goatsex people. (There has got to be something we can do to cure them...)

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  22. How enforcable is this? by Alfthemack · · Score: 1

    Will they go after "adult" sites for damages or parody/satire sites?

    What about the UCITA states? I believe at least one has passed a law that shrink-wrap licenses are enforceable.

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  23. Seems pretty stupid... by Uttles · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... to sell a web page building application and then say it can't be used for promoting pornography. Doesn't MS realize that 99% of web content is pictures of naked ladies?


    (intended as humor)

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    1. Re:Seems pretty stupid... by rjamestaylor · · Score: 3, Funny
      ... to sell a web page building application and then say it can't be used for promoting pornography. Doesn't MS realize that 99% of web content is pictures of naked ladies?
      Dude, the 'Net is bigger than your Favorites list...
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  24. They're just protecting themselves... by reynaert · · Score: 1

    What if somebody starts crying "Frontpage is used to distribute porn! That's immoral! Make laws against it!"

    You think that can't happen? You should know better...

    1. Re:They're just protecting themselves... by WildBeast · · Score: 1

      You've got a very good point. Usually licenses are only meant to protect the authors. Actually I don't even remember the last time that MS sued someone.

    2. Re:They're just protecting themselves... by SeaCrazy · · Score: 1

      Yea, you would have a point there if it was the "no porn" part of the EULA that was in question here.

      But now it is the "no dissing of Microsoft" part people are objecting to.

      That's like Office Depot selling you pen and paper but prohibiting you from writing office depot sucks with it.

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    3. Re:They're just protecting themselves... by frunch · · Score: 1

      Still doesn't explain the "in connection with sites that disparage MS..." clause.

      No one's going to go to court and say, "Hey, this site breeds hatred against Microsoft! That's immoral!", except of course Microsoft itself.

    4. Re:They're just protecting themselves... by richie2000 · · Score: 1
      Well, no one seems to care that Outlook and IIS are used to distribute evil virii...

      Where are the CDC when you need them? I'd like to see'em put a flamethrower to the Redmond campus, Outbreak style. Or maybe a few FAEs. Or are they waiting for the Cascades to do the job for them?

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    5. Re:They're just protecting themselves... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, you would have a point there if it was the "no porn" part of the EULA that was in question here

      No, you wouldn't.

      I really don't like the "no porn" part, in addition to the "no dissing of Microsoft" part.

  25. We don't need no steenking GUI!!! by Elminst · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows Notepad is the best html editor anyway...

    Oh wait, notepad is an MS product...

    vi! pico! emacs!
    GUI's are for wusses!!

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    1. Re:We don't need no steenking GUI!!! by ekrout · · Score: 2

      Not to be a stickler, but a GUI is a Graphical User Interface. Emacs, for one, has a nice, albeit simple, user interface with menus and such (although, yes, there is an emacs version that's console-based). The term you probably meant was WYSIWYG (What You See Is What You Get), which is often used to describe HTML editors where you drag and drop pictures and links (ala Front Page) rather than hand coding the entire page (ala Pico, Notepad, etc).

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    2. Re:We don't need no steenking GUI!!! by TomK32 · · Score: 1

      XEmacs has also WYSIWYG capatibilities in html/sgml-mode... but I still love it :-)

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    3. Re:We don't need no steenking GUI!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Not to be a stickler, what then?

  26. Don't boycott, test their resolve! by pmbuko · · Score: 1

    There's no sense boycotting the product. I would assume that the majority of users here on /. don't even use FrontPage, so a boycott is pointless.

    I say instead of staging as boycott, go out and actually buy the product, then create a website detailing the terms of the FrontPage EULA. Include your opinions, but try to make it as informative as possible. Technically, this would be anti-MS (I don't see how it couldn't).

    Then, wait and see what happens. My guess is MS will leave it alone. At worst, they might revoke your license, in which case you're better off that you were before. :P

    1. Re:Don't boycott, test their resolve! by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      If you want to piss them off buy the product, open it and check the EULA, and return it an hour later saying that you don't agree with the EULA. Aren't they required to give you a full refund in that case? They won't be able sell it as new again because it is opened. So either they sell it discounted, or they send it back to Micro$oft. How would they feel to be receiving back hundreds of copies because of their EULA?

      Or does the EULA specify what to do if you don't agree with it? If it says to send it back to Micro$oft for a full refund, then they will be losing money on each copy.

      Better check it out before spending the money, or they might try to stick you with a useless product.

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    2. Re:Don't boycott, test their resolve! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say instead of staging as boycott, go out and actually buy the product, then create a website detailing the terms of the FrontPage EULA. Include your opinions, but try to make it as informative as possible. Technically, this would be anti-MS (I don't see how it couldn't).

      That's so brilliant! While I'm at it, I think I'll buy a car I don't like, then I'll detail everything about the car I don't like, and see if the car company tries to take back my car. GENIUS!

      Let's buy things we disagree with and don't like, because that will show 'em. It's not like businesses are in the business of selling things for profit, after all.

  27. Microsoft ++ungood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time to break out the doublespeak I guess.

    1. Re:Microsoft ++ungood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's "newspeak", you doubleplus-unintelligent one.

  28. Wow- what a move by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

    If this means what it sounds like, doesn't that impinge on the 1st Amendment, and thereby become unconstitutional?

    Microsoft- not only are we a monopoly, we're unconstitutional!
    :)

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    1. Re:Wow- what a move by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1
      If this means what it sounds like, doesn't that impinge on the 1st Amendment, and thereby become unconstitutional?


      No. The Constitution restricts governments powers, not private companies. Though through money and lobbying, they're becoming one and the same.

    2. Re:Wow- what a move by UCRowerG · · Score: 1

      No. I believe the EULA works the same as any contract. By opening the software package, you agree to be bound by the terms of the contract and voluntarily give up some of your rights.

    3. Re:Wow- what a move by Detritus · · Score: 2

      The government, through the judiciary, can refuse to enforce terms of private contracts that are against public policy. This is how discriminatory restrictive covenants on property deeds were rendered ineffective. The deed may say "the property may not be sold or leased to Blacks or Jews", but the courts will not enforce that restriction. See Shelly v. Kraemer.

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    4. Re:Wow- what a move by lunatik17 · · Score: 2

      You might be able to get away with that in a standard contract but the enforceability of a shrink-wrap license is very questionable. You cannot even see the conditions of the EULA until after you have purchased the product and opened it (therefore not being able to return it). Contracts of adhesion are hard to defend even under normal circumstances, and I'm sure if they ever took this to court MS would lose.

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    5. Re:Wow- what a move by bryan1945 · · Score: 1

      After reading some more, I realized that private individuals/corporations can not directly violate the Constitution, since the Constitution mostly deals with the powers the gov has over individuals.

      Ah, but hell, they still need to be punished for making my work desktop crash 3 times a day (on average). Can't I at least get to spank Bill Gates each time it crashes?

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    6. Re:Wow- what a move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> If this means what it sounds like, doesn't that impinge on the 1st Amendment, and thereby become unconstitutional?

      Have you ever read the first admentment, it starts "Congress shall not enact"...

      MicroSoft is not the American Congress, so is not covered by the first Amendment.

  29. Hatred? by mgkimsal2 · · Score: 2

    "You may not use the Software in connection with any site that disparages Microsoft, MSN, MSNBC, Expedia, or their products or services, infringe any intellectual property or other rights of these parties, violate any state, federal or international law, or promote racism, hatred or pornography."

    It seems these argeements tend to get more sweeping. I can understand them actually saying 'don't use our products to disparage us'. Whether or not that's legal or binding, it's understandable.

    But "hatred"? That's such a broad term that I'm rather surprised a legal let it in. How do you define hatred? Or rather, where does the definition stop? Many people agree on certain actions being 'hateful' or based on hatred, but others wouldn't be so clear cut. Anti-abortion sites might be considered 'hate' sites by some people- can they not use front page? Hatred (and porn) is in the eye of the beholder oftentimes, so how can a person USING the software determine how OTHERS will classify their use of the product?

    1. Re:Hatred? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They probably wanted to say "red-hat" not "hatred", but word spellcheker corrected...

    2. Re:Hatred? by slashkitty · · Score: 3, Funny

      So I can't use FrontPage on i-hate-racism-and-porn.org?

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    3. Re:Hatred? by SirGeek · · Score: 1

      So.. Is that a site about hating racism and some porn os is that a site about hating racism and hating porn ?

    4. Re:Hatred? by ljagged · · Score: 1
      Actually, I believe this has already been overturned in R.A.V. vs. St. Paul. The St. Paul statute read:

      "Whoever places on public or private property a symbol, object, appellation, the ordinance is facially unconstitutional in that it prohibits otherwise permitted speech solely on the basis of the subjects the speech addresses.

      The Supreme Court found that "the ordinance is facially unconstitutional in that it prohibits otherwise permitted speech solely on the basis of the subjects the speech addresses."


      Scalia wrote the opinion. Find it at http://laws.findlaw.com/us/505/377.html

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    5. Re:Hatred? by Tetsujin28 · · Score: 2
      Nope. That case is about an ordinance -- i.e., a kind of law promulgated by a government. The First Amendment says that Congress can't restrict free speech. The Fourteenth Amendment imposes similar limits on state and local governments. But nothing in the constitution says that private contracts, including license agreements, can't include restrictions on speech.

      The FrontPage EULA provisions are lousy, but they're not in the Constitution's ballpark.

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    6. Re:Hatred? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's prohibited to promote racism, hatred and porn.
      Lucky me I'm not using Frontpage when I'll be putting racism-and-hatred-and-porn-is-good.com online.

    7. Re:Hatred? by ljagged · · Score: 1

      IANALMLAL (I am not a literate, much less a lawyer) but isn't RAV being used in a lot of campus free speech issues? Granted, it's not a contract, but it's not u.s, state, or local governments, either.

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    8. Re:Hatred? by Tetsujin28 · · Score: 2

      IANALMLAL (I am not a literate, much less a lawyer) but isn't RAV being used in a lot of campus free speech issues? Granted, it's not a contract, but it's not u.s, state, or local governments, either.

      Schools do become a fuzzy issue. I seem to recall that universities that take government money (even in the form of student loans) can be made to toe the same line as the government.

      (IAALawyer, but haven't dealt with this kind of question in a while. And oh, yeah -- this post is for general information only, it's not intended as legal advice, consult a lawyer licensed in your jurisdiction, eat your veggies, and so on and so forth.)

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    9. Re:Hatred? by Prong · · Score: 1

      Private contracts can and do place restrictions on speech (NDAs being a good example), but they imply that the party doing the restricting is providing consideration (something of value) to the restricted party in exchange, and there are limits on how far such a contract can go on legal and public policy grounds.

      Aside from the obvious question of whether someone purchasing FrontPage at a retail output is receiving something of value, the MS EULA is subject to a different set of rules concerning its enforcablilty than, say, a home sale contract. I'd be amazed if any software maker's lawyers would actually want to test UCITA with a clause like that. Their level of arrogance would have to be horrendous, er wait. Never mind.

  30. The question is... by Dirk+Pitt · · Score: 1

    Would it then be illegal to create a message board with frontpage, if it was used without the knowledge of the creator to post anti-microsoft propaganda? This would, theoretically, allow MS to moderate discussion sites created with frontpage.

  31. A solution for Microsoft by Enkur · · Score: 1

    Microsoft might not have to spend so much effort trying to stop people from insulting their software if they spent a little more effort putting out software that doesn't earn as many disparaging remarks.

  32. Awww Shucks by GuntherAEPi · · Score: 1

    And I was so looking forward to migrating my site to Frontpage. Looks like I'll never be the complete and total MS Whore I've always wanted to be. Drats!

  33. wow, now I can't rip frontpage by VEGETA_GT · · Score: 1

    Dam it, now its really not worth me ripping front page 2002 off the net. I can break a license agreement once, but twice on the same piece of software, that's going way to far people.

    Just going to have to stick with plane old notepad

    my 2 cents plus 2 more

  34. No pornography? by typical+geek · · Score: 1

    Geez, they better start cleaning house at communities.msn.com and Netmeeting before they start bitching about Front Page users and pornography.

  35. pr0n by forgoil · · Score: 1

    Hmm, does that mean that Microsoft employees are encouraged to surf as much pr0n as possible, so that they can make sure the pages hasn't been done with frontpage? Call me mad, but it sounds like a pretty sweet arrangement ^_^

    More seriously, does USA lack a govermental branch which deals with the rights of its citizens? Free speech? Almost all of us wants to get rid of all the terror and hate in the world, but it would be a terrible price to pay to turn west into the Taliban regime to achieve the goal...

    1. Re:pr0n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Microsoft:

      I would like to be on the team that finds violation of the Front Page EULA. I am really good at surfing for porn, and I like it a lot. I will be able to come up with a lot of great things that will have us both excited.

      Please write back.
      AC

    2. Re:pr0n by giantsquidmarks · · Score: 1

      Second paragraph is interesting... there are plenty of very well funded government agencies (we just got a new one last night) concerned with "security" and "law enforcement". These agencies always get money and voice. Few focusing on protecting our rights... Lemme try to list a few

      -- uhhhhh...
      -- can't think of any...
      -- help me out here
      -- EEOC maybe?

    3. Re:pr0n by Jburkholder · · Score: 1

      >rights of its citizens? Free speech?

      Ok, but in what way is Microsoft _really_ limiting your "rights as a citizen"?

      Even if this held up in court (worst case: Microsoft succeeds in making you take down your FrontPage-built website that says Bill Gates likes little boys.), your right to free speech isn't taken away, is it? You can still publish exactly the same speech using dreamweaver or golive or any other product you care to use. You just can't use FrontPage.

      This seems rather silly though, as there seems little chance that Microsoft would actually have any chance of prevailing on the premise that you agreed to an EULA that restricts what you can put on the web. More likely, this is a CYA clause from Microsoft to protect them from getting dragged into a suit because someone used FrontPage to create some website that someone else decided to sue over.

    4. Re:pr0n by ElDuque · · Score: 1

      I know of one...........the Supreme Court.

  36. A non-issue by ffattizzi · · Score: 1

    While this is "legally overreaching", how many people is this going to affect? No one is going to shell out $100 for Frontpage to develop an anti-MS website. They _may_ download a "free" copy just to stick it to MS, but they won't pay. Not to mention that it is not enforceable.

    What kind of credibility would an anti-MS website have if it used Frontpage anyway?

    1. Re:A non-issue by 90XDoubleSide · · Score: 1

      Sure, an anti-MS site isn't going to be made on FrontPage, but suppose there is a news site published on FrontPage and they want to run an editorial that criticizes Microsoft? I think you can never call something a non-issue when it is such a gross infringement on free speech, the foundation of democracy.

      --
      "Reality is just a convenient measure of complexity" -Alvy Ray Smith
    2. Re:A non-issue by SEWilco · · Score: 2

      What about restricting the speech of users of government sites using Frontpage?

  37. Fuss... by ryanwright · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't know what the fuss is about. I'd love to see the bastards try to enforce this.

    Microsoft Lawyer: "Your honor, I call CmdrTaco to the stand."
    Taco: (takes stand)
    MS: "Did you, on 9/20/2001, purchase a copy of Frontpage 2000?"
    Taco: "Yes."
    MS: "Did you, on 9/21/2001, use Frontpage 2000 to create a web site?"
    Taco: "Yes."
    MS: "And did that web site contain pictures of Mr. William H. Gates III engaging in copulation with half a dozen goats while simultaneously using the Microsoft logo to spank cash out of customers, bent over with their palms on the floor, pants around their ankles and stupid smiles on their faces?"

    --
    -Ryan, with the unoriginal sig
    1. Re:Fuss... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see why this is +4 Funny.

      I'll get you in metamod.

    2. Re:Fuss... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have disparaged a post that disparages Microsoft on /.

      You shall be moderated to death for biased posting.

    3. Re:Fuss... by Hrothgar+The+Great · · Score: 1

      It's +4 funny because:

      1. Some moderator thought the post was funny

      2. Most dumbshit moderators only read posts that are at least 2 or 3. So when wasting their mod points, they only have a very limited amount of trash to choose from.

  38. Nice precedent by Rogerborg · · Score: 2

    In other news: "You may not use this pen to write disparaging statements about BIC, or to commit slander, libel, or any criminal act. BIC explicitely refute any liability for misuse of this kind."

    --
    If you were blocking sigs, you wouldn't have to read this.
    1. Re:Nice precedent by gregor_b_dramkin · · Score: 1

      You may not use this oxygen tank to breath disparaging statements about Bigbux HMO, speak swearwords, or say the word "zucchini". We just don't like that word.

      --
      You can never equivocate too much.
  39. not valid 'till challenged? by Sebastopol · · Score: 1

    IANAL.

    I read a few interesting bullets in the original thread. One poster claimed that a flaw in the agreement voids the entire agreement. I also remember hearing that agreements like this can be voided if challenged in court.

    So, all we need are a few daring souls to pen a few anti-MS websites using FP2002 and see if they take the bait. Assuming everyone gave their IRS rebate to the EFF, ;-), I suspect an interesting legal battle.

    --
    https://www.accountkiller.com/removal-requested
    1. Re:not valid 'till challenged? by valdis · · Score: 1
      I read a few interesting bullets in the original thread. One poster claimed that a flaw in the agreement voids the entire agreement. I also remember hearing that agreements like this can be voided if challenged in court.

      I'd be very surprised if the document didn't contain a clause that said that the various items weren't 'separable'. This means that if one clause is challenged and thrown out, the rest of the contract remains in force.

      The bottom line is that the offending clause would be thrown out, and the rest of the document left standing.

      IANAL either, so am unsure of what the customer's legal rights are in a UCITA state, or whether the contract specifies the jurisdiction (look for text of the form "This agreement to be interpreted under the laws of...")

  40. Great marketing move! by cyberdonny · · Score: 4, Redundant

    Just make an outrageous EULA, and the geeks will flock to by your product to check with their own eyes that the EULA is indeed as outrageous as the rumors says it is...

    1. Re:Great marketing move! by KjetilK · · Score: 1

      Well, but they can return it for a refund. Even more fun... :-)

      --
      Employee of Inrupt, Project Release Manager and Community Manager for Solid
    2. Re:Great marketing move! by Nishi-no-wan · · Score: 1

      I hope that as many of those geeks are returning the packages saying that they don't agree with the license agreement.

  41. Hmmm.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe given the quality of sites like slashdot that tend to blindly and uniformly bash MS products, the EULA is really doing the web a favor.

    Really, it's like banning geek zionists.

  42. Re:I don't trust it -- but worth a laugh by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2

    Sorry, can't do that. The agreement says that you cannot use the licensing agreement to disparage itself.

  43. Show me a scan, please by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

    I'm sure the poster is showing that particular section, but other agreements found on the web had language at the beginning of the section restricting the scope of following sections.

    I'm still dubious on this until I see it for myself, in context.

    --
    Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    1. Re:Show me a scan, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're just feeling like a fool after what you said yesterday. Be a man and suck it up. Repeat after me, "I was wrong, Slashdot, and I'm sorry for looking like an ass." Good.

      HOW DO YOU LIEK THEM APPALS!!1111

    2. Re:Show me a scan, please by flirzan · · Score: 1

      Dont' have a scanner here at work, and I left my digitial camera at home, but I do have a copy of the FP 2002 license sitting in front of me and that section says:

      Restrictions. You may not edit or modify the Software in any manner whatsoever. You may not display any of the logos that appear in the Software in any manner that implies sponsorship, endorsement, or license of Your Web Site by the owners of such logos. If the Software contains any active links to other sites, You agree to maintain such active links and not redirect or modify them. You may not market, distribute, sublicense, lease, or rent the Software on a stand-alone basis. You may not use the Software in connection with any site that disparages Microsoft, MSN, MSNBC, Expedia, or their products or services, infringe any intellectual property or other rights of these parties, violate any state, federal, or international law, or promote racism, hatred, or pornography. You shall not convert the news headlines in the MSNBC component into an audio format for redistribution to audio users. You agree to immediately remove the Software from Your Web Site if You do not abide by any of these restrictions after notice. All rights not specifically granted herein to You are reserved.

      Bold is mine, not theirs, that is the portion that disturbs me. It seems a clear violation of the first ammendment to me, and the piece about maintaining active links left there by the software? WTH is that? Thank god I only use this to provide functionality to customers who demand it....

      --
      Twinkies sure taste good for something that is 68% air.
    3. Re:Show me a scan, please by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      Read the beginning of the section. Does it say something like, "For purposes of this section, the Software means the FrontPage Web components, including the MSNBC news headline compone nt, the MSN MoneyCentral Stock Quote component, and the MSN Search component."?

      --
      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    4. Re:Show me a scan, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your masters do not tell you everthing.

      Who would have thunk it.

      Later, after you see the scan, you can argue what the meaning of "is" is.

    5. Re:Show me a scan, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep it up, you might feel good about yourself by the end of the day.

    6. Re:Show me a scan, please by Tetsujin28 · · Score: 1

      *sigh.*

      It seems a clear violation of the first ammendment to me,

      The First Amendment is a restriction on the power of the federal government. It has nothing at all to do with agreements among private parties. Citing the First Amendment with regard to a private contract is like citing the rules of Rugby in a chess match.

      --
      - - - -
      The real Tetsujin 28 is a giant robot.
    7. Re:Show me a scan, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yesterday, you claimed to know everything about what the license said and you hadn't even seen it...

      You realise that everyone thinks you're an idiot right?

      Just apologise and stop embarassing yourself even more.

    8. Re:Show me a scan, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This seems to be really important to you. You have stated that you won't believe anything short of the actual EULA. Why don't you just buy frontpage.

  44. Re:Shyit, so what? Dis be da history of muh family by shpoffo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You know, that wasn't even really that creative - and your imitation of the dialect wasn't that good either. If you're going to take the time to be a racist fuck, at least have the decency to be funny at it. Maybe that's 'the problem' - black people are a lot better at making fun of white people than white people are at making fun of black people

    -shpoffo

  45. Well I didn't agree to that license... by isa-kuruption · · Score: 2

    ... when I downloaded it from an FTP site in China ;)

    1. Re:Well I didn't agree to that license... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually by pirating and running it, you did agree to the license. Then you broke it by running a pirated copy :P

    2. Re:Well I didn't agree to that license... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if the original pirate was smart enough to remove/rewrite the EULA file (usually EULA.TXT, as I remember). Then, all that happens is an error message (or a hacked-up EULA), and you haven't agreed to anything.

  46. Frontpage is evil by Xpilot · · Score: 1

    My coursemates at the institution I attend are all reliant on FRONTPAGE to craft HTML (and they're from CS too). They're introduced to web site building via FRONTPAGE, and they know nothing else, and are unwilling to learn anything else. The very thought that you can make web pages with a text editor is ridiculous as far as they're concerned.

    The result of this? Our sysadmin (who graduated from our fine institution) makes really important information available using FRONTPAGE, and guess what? It refuses to load on anything other than the latest IE (it's full of ActiveX crap).

    Frontpage is evil. It adds proprietry M$ extensions to messy HTML output. I'm all for HTML editing tools, but FRONTPAGE? I'm glad it's illegal to use it for so many things ;)

    --
    "Backups are for wimps. Real men upload their data to an FTP site and have everyone else mirror it." -- Linus Torvalds
    1. Re:Frontpage is evil by arkanes · · Score: 1

      Local community college offers several "Computer Science" classes - complete with diplomas. One of them is Web Design and Programming, which I considered taking until I read the course list - It deals exclusively with Front Page, ASP, and IIS. When I read the catalog in more detail, they offer exactly one(1) class that promotes non-MS products - a basic computer skills class for senior citizens that teaches Netscape Mail.

    2. Re:Frontpage is evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please let me know what school this is so I can let others know to avoid it.

      Only a complete moron instructor would teach HTML with anything but a text editor.

  47. Re:Who fucking cares? by mark_lybarger · · Score: 1

    yes, but it's always nice to remember why we don't use those product :)

  48. An ironic story as it follows closely the heels of by Vicegrip · · Score: 1

    the one on the DOJs legal wranglings. I suppose this will be largely unnoticed by the media in general...

    One day in the future, free speech won't be illegal, it'll be an encroachment on the license agreement every citizen^h^h^h^h human resource must have with the Corporation of the U.S.A. (c) (r), patents pending, a subsidiary of Microsoft World Enterprises.

    A little angry rhetoric I know.. but its how I feel right now.

    --
    Do not spread "09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0" over the internet, thank you.
  49. Very poor Grammar? HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH by cybrthng · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That says alot coming from this website.

    hahhahaha, thanks.. i needed a laugh. Were going to war and all slashdot has to bitch about is an EUL of a program that doesn't even run under linux.

    I can write a program that restricts its usage to females over 18 who love lesbian sex and will only be able to run this program butt ass naked.

    hahahahahah, Cmdrtaco bitching about grammar hahaahahahahahahhaahahahahahahhaahahahhaah

    1. Re:Very poor Grammar? HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH by RollingThunder · · Score: 2

      Text in italics = story submitter
      Text NOT in italics = Cmdr Taco or other staff

      Is it really that hard to understand?

    2. Re:Very poor Grammar? HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH by cybrthng · · Score: 2

      Hey, cmdrtaco could have left that out. Doesn't matter who's text it is, its on the forntpage of the least perfect website in the world trying to proclaim what a perfect society, company, internet and world should be.

      thats what makes it funny. cmdrtaco has full editorial review, so why doesn't he exercise it.

    3. Re:Very poor Grammar? HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice backtracking you fucking cunt. You still look like a total fucking moron you shit sniffer.

  50. Internet Explorer License by tbo · · Score: 2

    Hmm, what will the next Internet Explorer license look like?

    "You may not use the Software to view any site that disparages Microsoft, MSN, MSNBC, Expedia, or their products or services, infringe any intellectual property or other rights of these parties, violate any state, federal or international law, or promote racism, hatred or pornography. Or Slashdot."

    I wonder if the lawyers at various companies have contests to see who can sneak the most outrageous EULA past customers. I can just see it,

    "Hey Ted, now everybody who buys our software X has to name their firstborn after me."

    "Ha! That's nothing. Everybody who buys our stuff has to GIVE me their firstborn."

    1. Re:Internet Explorer License by Feynman · · Score: 1
      I wonder if the lawyers at various companies have contests to see who can sneak the most outrageous EULA past customers.

      On October 23, 1997, I saved a copy of the Terms of Use of the MS web site, which I'll post here, in part (emphasis added):

      • NOTICE SPECIFIC TO DOCUMENTS AVAILABLE ON THIS WEBSITE

        . . .

        COPYRIGHT NOTICE. Copyright © 1997 Microsoft and/or its suppliers, One Microsoft Way, Redmond, Washington 98052-6399 U.S.A. All rights reserved.

        TRADEMARKS. Microsoft, Windows, Windows NT, MSN, The Microsoft Network and/or other Microsoft products referenced herein are either trademarks or registered trademarks of Microsoft. Other product and company names mentioned herein may be the trademarks of their respective owners.

        The names of companies, products, people, characters and/or data mentioned herein are fictitious and are in no way intended to represent any real individual, company, product or event, unless otherwise noted.

        Any rights not expressly granted herein are reserved.

        Contact Microsoft with questions or problems with this service.

        © 1997 Microsoft Corporation. All rights reserved. Terms of Use. Last Updated: September 25, 1997

      So, don't try to sue us about anything because we're not even a real company and all of our products are figments of your imagination!

    2. Re:Internet Explorer License by bendude · · Score: 1

      >> Microsoft and/or its suppliers, Xxx Xxxxxxxxx Xxx, Redmond, Washington 98052-63

      Could people stop quoting the address? I feel like I'm being brainwashed!

      --


      Get the Hell off my planet, you slimy mobster Bush!
  51. Microsoft is bad for the economy by Pinball+Wizard · · Score: 2
    First, they try to shake down small to medium sized businesses. If they find a violation, their reaction is not to help the business come in to compliance, but to hurt them financially.


    Now they won't sell Front Page to the porn industry? I bet 90% of the porn sites out there were created by it.


    Microsoft continues to damage the economy by their actions. :(

    --

    No, Thursday's out. How about never - is never good for you?

    1. Re:Microsoft is bad for the economy by Darth+RadaR · · Score: 2

      Now they won't sell Front Page to the porn industry?

      Damn. Now I'm gonna have to use Powerpoint to create my anti-Microsoft, KKK fetish, pr0n site.
      It's gotten so bad that Ron Jeremy even broke down and learned how to use emacs to write HTML
      and JavaScript. :)

      --
      /*drunk.. fix later*/
    2. Re:Microsoft is bad for the economy by Swaffs · · Score: 1

      According this article, they don't. They primarily avoid Microsoft software and use Dreamweaver for designing.

      --

      --
      "Karma can only be portioned out by the cosmos." - Homer Simpson [1F10]

  52. Stupid, yes. Violates your rights, no. by PieceMaker · · Score: 1

    MS is clearly stupid to include this in their EULA. However, they are not violating your rights to free speech. Since the terms for this product are so odious, don't buy it. And make a stink agout the EULA so they get bad press over it. But you still have the ability to express yourself through web pages. That has not been lost. Your rights are still intact.

  53. returns? by larsu · · Score: 1

    I hope you returned the software to your place of purchase for a full refund, under the terms of not agreeing to the EULA. Hate to give those bastard MS people 1 more cent than you have to.

  54. HOLD ON JUST A DING DANG MINUTE! by LinkDJ · · Score: 0

    Are you actually saying that Microsoft is doing something that the general public dosen't agree with? Could it be possible that the company _everybody+ loves and trusts, microsoft, could actually be doing something wrong?!?!

    Nah, couldn't be.

    1. Re:HOLD ON JUST A DING DANG MINUTE! by nycdewd · · Score: 1

      You forgot to say that what is good for MS is good for the country and EVERY man, woman, and child. (sarcasm, ok?)

  55. The best thing for Open source software !! by sniters · · Score: 1

    IMHO if M$ continues to add such terms to the licence agreement, many corporation will find a real advantage in using Open Source.

    This may be the break Linux and the other plateforms needed to break into the corporate and consumer's market.

    Now if they start enforcing those licences, they will pay in terms of sales.

    1. Re:The best thing for Open source software !! by nurightshu · · Score: 1

      Microsoft has made about a million stupid moves in the past (e.g., vowing to drop lower-cost "upgrade" editions of software so all users will be forced to pay full price), and every time, somebody on /. says, "This is it -- it's finally the straw that will break the camel's back and move the world to GPL'ed software!" Everyone who believes that, just hold your breath, 'K?

      --
      They that would sacrifice their .sig space for that cliched Franklin quote deserve neither.
  56. Is that legal in the US by sysv · · Score: 0

    I allays thought that freedom of speech was one of the first things in the US constitution. If so, how can this hold up in cord?
    Sorry for the spelling errors

    1. Re:Is that legal in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry for the spelling errors
      We all are. Idiot.

  57. Hee - pretty soon... by MikeV · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When you get the "Blue Screen of Death" the EULA will stipulate that you are forbiden to cuss out Microsoft while you hit Ctrl-Alt-Del.

    When you get a GPF - you'll be forbiden to yell and holler about those MS morons while you watch hours of work disappear.

    When you get a Outlook Express virus, you'll be forbiden to say it's an exploit of MS, but rather you'll have to concede it's a feature.

    When your network crashes, you will be forbiden to call anyone and tell them that Microsoft crashed - you'll have to blame it on yourself or proclaim that it's a result of Microsoft ceasing function to end a critical memory leak for your benefit.

    When the internet becomes YAMM - Yet Another Microsoft Monopoly - you'll be forbiden to get online and complain about Microsoft in any way - even to Microsoft's own support staff. You will only be able to praise Microsoft's infinite wisdom and grace.

    When entertainment centers become YAMM, you'll be forbiden to play any music that uses Microsoft's name in vain.

    When toilets become YAMM, you'll be forbiden to fart in any way that sounds like Microsoft or Bill Gates.

    When churches become yet another YAMM, you'll be required to... well, we'll wait and see...

    1. Re:Hee - pretty soon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      when you blue screen ctrl+alt+del does not work

    2. Re:Hee - pretty soon... by Feynman · · Score: 1
      . . . you'll be forbiden to yell and holler . . . while you watch hours of work disappear.

      Apparently, the EULA also stipulates:

      ". . . you may not press Ctrl+S while using this software."

    3. Re:Hee - pretty soon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To: Microsoft Legal Department
      Fr: Bill G.
      RE: EULA Violations

      GET HIM!

    4. Re:Hee - pretty soon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when your BSOD or GPF happens I'll be the first to holler "Stop using NT 3.51 and upgrade or stop complaining!"

    5. Re:Hee - pretty soon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or use something other than low-end, crap, unstable hardware.

      I laugh my ass off everytime someone complains to me about how unstable Windows is, the whole time they're using an AMD K6-3 that's overclocked, with an old TNT and drivers that pre-date proper AMD Support from NVIDIA, along with an old non-standard PCI sound-card that hardly supports directX, and a WinModem.

      This configuration is just BEGGING for a Blue-Screen of death.

      Is it the fault of Windows? Well, probably it SHOULD have better event trapping.

      But honestly? No. If that person had paid more than the cost of new underwear for their computer, they would have something better than a shitstain. And they would have a better right to bitch about it crashing, me thinks.

      My WIndows PC never crashes or blue screens. This isn't a lie, but then, I actually know what I'm doing and don't just THINK I know like most people. I reset once ever few weeks to install Microsoft patches, and that is something of a pain but it's not too bad considering it's a desktop, not a server. Plus, given that my Unix boxes don't play games nearly as well, perform horribly in graphics by comparison, and lack a lot of really cool software toys I have in Windows...

      ...my Unix boxen are Servers...

      ...Windows is my fun system.

      The right tool for the right job. Give my tool a job. Ahuh huh.

    6. Re:Hee - pretty soon... by jester-tx · · Score: 1

      "When toilets become YAMM, you'll be forbiden to fart in any way that sounds like Microsoft or Bill Gates"

      In light of this, I'm working on a sphincter filter to be released under the POPL (Posterior Orifii Public License) since, AFAIK, everthing that comes out of there sounds like Microsoft to me. A fecal patch is also in the works.

      --
      -= jester =-
    7. Re:Hee - pretty soon... by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's also pretty amusing when some trolling MS clone just dying to give ol' Bill the blowjob of his life posts his own anecdotal contrived bullshit.

      Why don't you just bend over and let the Big Boy ream you good and hard? Seems it's what you're begging for.

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    8. Re:Hee - pretty soon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bullshit.. have you ever used windows?

    9. Re:Hee - pretty soon... by DrPascal · · Score: 1

      While I believe that there was plenty of troll existing in that AC, there was some truth to his post.

      Coming from someone that has used a few Unix variants and most every flavor of Windows, I can safely say that people that blindly bash MS OS' are just as ignorant as people that blindly support them. It just so happens that my Windows 2000 box never crashes as well.

      Purchasing garbage, cheap parts will cause any machine to fail periodically. Unix is not immune to horrible drivers either.

      That AC isn't as wrong as you think, and he certainly isn't 'wrong' just because he uses an MS operating system properly.

      --
      DrPascal: Not the language, the mathematician.
    10. Re:Hee - pretty soon... by funky49 · · Score: 1

      Save your work often. You won't loose much work then.

      Or order the Spam, Eggs, Sausage and Spam. It doesn't have much Spam in it!

      funk

      --
      --- rapper/producer/bachelorette party stripper
    11. Re:Hee - pretty soon... by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      No, no, the AC has a point...

      My servers for work stuff run Linux. They're great. They are really stable, and have been rebooted twice in a year, and even then, only because I needed to physically move them, necessitating unplugging them.

      My own server runs NetBSD. Installed 2 months ago, never been touched since.

      I also have 2 Windows machines. One runs 98SE, it's got IE6 installed, and it hasn't been rebooted for a week or so. Not on the same scale as the *nix machines, but still not bad. The other has Win2K, which I edit video on. It's been solid as a rock since I set it up.

      I still wouldn't trust Windows for a server, though. Brilliant on the desktop, but in a server, forget it.

    12. Re:Hee - pretty soon... by Enahs · · Score: 2
      Bah. I have a machine with Win98 and Linux. Never have troubles with Linux. Even after paring down services to a bare minimum, I still have problems.



      And, guess what? Yes, the AC is right. I have "crap" hardware. If nobody in Redmond can be bothered to help the hardware manufacturers work with the OS, I don't have time for the OS. If the solution is "don't buy 'crap' hardware," then fuck it, who needs the OS? The OS is there to act as a proxy between my hardware and my software. If it won't work with the hardware, and the only solution is "buy new hardware, and not just any hardware," then it seems to me that MS's vision to be the desktop OS has failed. Period.

      --
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  58. Definition of "The Software" by AstroJetson · · Score: 2

    What is the definition of the term "The Software" used in that EULA? The one I saw yesterday defined it in a prior paragraph specifically as the web componenents. Does this one not include that definition? Or is it defined differently? It's hard to evaluate that clause because without the definition it's somewhat out of context.

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    1. Re:Definition of "The Software" by flirzan · · Score: 1

      Text from the EULA:

      IMPORTANT-READ CAREFULLY: This End-User License Agreement ("EULA") is a legal agreement between you (either an individual person or a single legal entity, who will be referred to in this EULA as "You") and the Licensor for the Microsoft Frontpage Web components, including the MSNBC news headline component, the MSN MoneyCentral Stock Quote component, and the MSN Search component (the "Software"). The Software also includes any software updates, add-on components, Web services, and/or supplements that the Licensor may provide to You or make available to You after the date You obtain Your initial copy of the Software to the extent that such items are not accompanied by a seperate license agreement or terms of use.

      I'm no lawyer, but I'd read that as "All of the software included in the package, and anything we decide to throw in later."

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    2. Re:Definition of "The Software" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No this means any updates, add-ons and supplements to THE FRONTPAGE WEB COMPONENTS! Fucking dumbasses readi it again.

    3. Re:Definition of "The Software" by AstroJetson · · Score: 1

      Me neither, but I would tend to think that "The Software" in this context refers only to: "Microsoft Frontpage Web components, including the MSNBC news headline component, the MSN MoneyCentral Stock Quote component, and the MSN Search component" plus later updates and add-ons that don't include their own EULA. This is certainly not the same as FrontPage as a whole (ie, the web authoring tool). Also, iirc, in the copy of the EULA I saw, there was a paragraph just before the offending clause that again restricted the definition of "The Software" to refer specifically to the Web Components, etc.

      Don't get me wrong, I still think this is pretty offensive, arrogant, and downright rude. But it's not as bad as some people are saying. In a way, I wish it *was* like that. I'd love to see them try to defend it in court: "Why does a 9 foot tall Wookie live on a planet of 3 foot tall Ewoks? It makes no sense!! Look at the monkey, look at the silly monkey."

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    4. Re:Definition of "The Software" by Seehund · · Score: 1

      Could somebody who's not too ashamed of admitting they have used Frontpage please explain what the "Web components" are?

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    5. Re:Definition of "The Software" by AstroJetson · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: I haven't actually used FP so what I'm about to say may be totally bogus. If so, hopefully someone will pull my head out of my ass for me.

      Web components are server-side programs that you can use to display things like MSNBC headlines and stock market reports in your web page. I assume they use some non-standard way of doing this like ActiveX or something. What the EULA is restricting (imo) is the use of these components in a web page that slams M$, or serves up pr0n, or whatever. I *don't* think the EULA is prohibiting one from using FP to build a web site critical of M$.

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  59. Microsoft: We are above the U.S. constitution. by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 2


    Microsoft EULA: "You may not use the Software in connection with any site that disparages Microsoft, MSN, MSNBC, Expedia, or their products or services, infringe any intellectual property or other rights of these parties, violate any state, federal or international law, or promote racism, hatred or pornography."

    I think the part about "racism, hatred or pornography" is only there to get sympathy and to hide that Microsoft is trying to repeal the U.S. constitutional right to free speech.

    If Microsoft is allowed to continue this way, it will eventually be: United States, a Microsoft company.


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    1. Re:Microsoft: We are above the U.S. constitution. by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 1

      But you are free to denounce pornography all you want, with all the vivid examples you wish to use, while using Front Page 2002. Just say, "This is bad, look!" ;)

    2. Re:Microsoft: We are above the U.S. constitution. by sheldon · · Score: 2

      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

      What part of "Congress shall" do you not understand?

    3. Re:Microsoft: We are above the U.S. constitution. by sheldon · · Score: 2

      Answer my question. What part of "Congress shall" do you not understand?

      Microsoft is operating perfectly within the law of the land.

      This is contract law, pure and simple.

    4. Re:Microsoft: We are above the U.S. constitution. by the+gnat · · Score: 2

      No, no, no. The Constitution establishes limits on what the government can do, not on what corporations can do. It might be entirely possible (though rather stupid) for Congress to pass a law saying "no citizen shall be deprived of their 1st amendment rights as a result of contracts entered into", but that hasn't happened yet. The best example would be an NDA- you don't have a legal right to violate an NDA you've signed in the name of "free speech".

      Lots of organizations restrict your freedom of speech- like my university, for instance. If you don't like it, you're free to deal with someone else. They can't exile you to Siberia or have you shot for sedition, unlike governments.

      Frankly, I think such clauses are absurd. The logo, sure, but the HTML editor? Some junior partner in a Seattle law firm is trying waaay too hard. However, no one is forcing you to use FrontPage, and why would you use Frontpage if you think MS sucks? Duh. I use vi on Linux/IRIX, so this sounds like lots of fuss about nothing.

    5. Re:Microsoft: We are above the U.S. constitution. by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      *ahem*

      Private individuals and corporations are NOT the US government. They can and have created and got the government to enforce contracts and rules that restrict the right to bear arms, freedom from self-incrimination, and freedom of speech.

    6. Re:Microsoft: We are above the U.S. constitution. by markmoss · · Score: 2

      This is contract law, pure and simple. No, if the contract was actually presented prior to purchasing FP, then it would be pure and simple. As it is, they have to be counting on most people either never reading the EULA, not understanding the legalese, or finding it too much trouble to take it back and get a refund. Because if their customers took that clause seriously, half of them wouldn't be MS customers.

      Not that this is the worst thing in EULA's. The worst thing is perfectly standard in software and only in software: the combination of clauses stating that they don't guarantee the program will actually work, you aren't allowed to fix it (no modifications allowed), and they aren't responsible for losses due to bugs (e.g. lost data, time rebuilding crashed systems).

    7. Re:Microsoft: We are above the U.S. constitution. by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Perhaps we should read it as, "The owners of bought and paid for members of" Congress shall?

      A very good point. Only the government is specifically restricted by the Constitution. Misleading subject to the main article as well, wasn't it?

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    8. Re:Microsoft: We are above the U.S. constitution. by sharkey · · Score: 2

      Just say, "This is bad, look!" ;)

      Just like PETA, huh?

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    9. Re:Microsoft: We are above the U.S. constitution. by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 1

      You're rationalizing the way you think things ought to be, not the way they are in reality. In reality, EULA's are part of contract law, and I have serious doubts if "half" wouldn't be MS customers.

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    10. Re:Microsoft: We are above the U.S. constitution. by Max+the+Merciless · · Score: 1

      It does matter. If Microsoft wants to enforce the licence then they must do it in the courts - the courts are subject to the Constitution.

      I'd like to see them try to enforce it. In fact I think every anti-microsoft site out there should announce that their page was written on Frontpage.

      I don't think they'd take the bait as easily as the US has taken Bin Laden's bait.

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  60. Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by cybrthng · · Score: 3, Informative

    Microsoft Windows XP Professional

    END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENT

    IMPORTANT-READ CAREFULLY: This End-User
    License Agreement ("EULA") is a legal agreement between you
    (either an individual or a single entity) and Microsoft
    Corporation for the Microsoft software product identified above,
    which includes computer software and may include associated
    media, printed materials, "online" or electronic documentation,
    and Internet-based services ("Product"). An amendment or
    addendum to this EULA may accompany the Product. YOU AGREE TO BE
    BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THIS EULA BY
    INSTALLING, COPYING, OR OTHERWISE USING THE
    PRODUCT. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, DO NOT INSTALL
    OR USE THE PRODUCT; YOU MAY RETURN IT TO YOUR
    PLACE OF PURCHASE FOR A FULL REFUND.

    1. GRANT OF LICENSE. Microsoft grants you the following rights
    provided that you comply with all terms and conditions of
    this EULA:

    * Installation and use. You may install, use, access,
    display and run one copy of the Product on a single
    computer, such as a workstation, terminal or other device
    ("Workstation Computer"). The Product may not be used
    by more than two (2) processors at any one time on any
    single Workstation Computer. You may permit a maximum
    of ten (10) computers or other electronic devices (each
    a "Device") to connect to the Workstation Computer to
    utilize the services of the Product solely for File and
    Print services, Internet Information Services, and remote
    access (including connection sharing and telephony
    services). The ten connection maximum includes any
    indirect connections made through "multiplexing" or other
    software or hardware which pools or aggregates
    connections. Except as otherwise permitted by the
    NetMeeting, Remote Assistance, and Remote Desktop
    features described below, you may not use the Product
    to permit any Device to use, access, display or run other
    executable software residing on the Workstation Computer,
    nor may you permit any Device to use, access, display,
    or run the Product or Product's user interface, unless
    the Device has a separate license for the Product.

    * Mandatory Activation. The license rights granted under this
    EULA are limited to the first thirty (30) days after
    you first install the Product unless you supply
    information required to activate your licensed copy in
    the manner described during the setup sequence of the
    Product. You can activate the Product through the use
    of the Internet or telephone; toll charges may apply.
    You may also need to reactivate the Product if you modify
    your computer hardware or alter the Product. There are
    technological measures in this Product that are designed
    to prevent unlicensed or illegal use of the Product.
    You agree that we may use those measures.

    * Storage/Network Use. You may also store or install a copy
    of the Product on a storage device, such as a network
    server, used only to install or run the Product on your
    other Workstation Computers over an internal network;
    however, you must acquire and dedicate an additional
    license for each separate Workstation Computer on or
    from which the Product is installed, used, accessed,
    displayed or run. A license for the Product may not be
    shared or used concurrently on different Workstation
    Computers.

    * Reservation of Rights. Microsoft reserves all rights not
    expressly granted to you in this EULA.

    2. UPGRADES. To use a Product identified as an upgrade, you must
    first be licensed for the product identified by Microsoft
    as eligible for the upgrade. After upgrading, you may no
    longer use the product that formed the basis for your
    upgrade eligibility.

    3. ADDITIONAL SOFTWARE/SERVICES. This EULA
    applies to updates, supplements, add-on components,
    or Internet-based services components, of the Product that
    Microsoft may provide to you or make available to you after
    the date you obtain your initial copy of the Product,
    unless we provide other terms along with the update,
    supplement, add-on component, or Internet-based services
    component. Microsoft reserves the right to discontinue any
    Internet-based services provided to you or made available
    to you through the use of the Product. This EULA does not
    grant you any rights to use the Windows Media Format
    Software Development Kit ("WMFSDK") components contained
    in the Product to develop a software application that uses
    Windows Media technology. If you wish to use the WMFSDK
    to develop such an application, visit
    http://msdn.microsoft.com/workshop/imedia/windowsm edia/sdk/wmsdk.asp,
    accept a separate license for the WMFSDK, download the
    appropriate WMFSDK, and install it on your system.

    4. TRANSFER-Internal. You may move the Product to a different
    Workstation Computer. After the transfer, you must
    completely remove the Product from the former Workstation
    Computer. Transfer to Third Party. The initial user of the
    Product may make a one-time transfer of the Product to
    another end user. The transfer has to include all
    component parts, media, printed materials, this EULA, and
    if applicable, the Certificate of Authenticity. The
    transfer may not be an indirect transfer, such as a
    consignment. Prior to the transfer, the end user receiving
    the transferred Product must agree to all the EULA terms.
    No Rental. You may not rent, lease, lend or provide
    commercial hosting services to third parties with the
    Product.

    5. LIMITATION ON REVERSE ENGINEERING,
    DECOMPILATION, AND DISASSEMBLY. You may
    not reverse engineer, decompile, or disassemble the
    Product, except and only to the extent that it is expressly
    permitted by applicable law notwithstanding this
    limitation.

    6. TERMINATION. Without prejudice to any other rights, Microsoft
    may cancel this EULA if you do not abide by the terms and
    conditions of this EULA, in which case you must destroy all
    copies of the Product and all of its component parts.

    7. DESCRIPTION OF OTHER RIGHTS AND
    LIMITATIONS.

    * NetMeeting/Remote Assistance/Remote Desktop Features. The
    Product contains NetMeeting, Remote Assistance, and
    Remote Desktop technologies that enable the Product or
    other applications installed on the Workstation Computer
    to be used remotely between two or more computers, even
    if the Product or application is installed on only one
    Workstation Computer. You may use NetMeeting, Remote
    Assistance, and Remote Desktop with all Microsoft products;
    provided however, use of these technologies with
    certain Microsoft products may require an additional
    license. For Microsoft and non-Microsoft products, you
    should consult the license agreement accompanying the
    applicable product or contact the applicable licensor
    to determine whether use of NetMeeting, Remote
    Assistance, or Remote Desktop is permitted without an
    additional license.

    * Consent to Use of Data. You agree that Microsoft and its
    affiliates may collect and use technical information
    gathered in any manner as part of the product support
    services provided to you, if any, related to the Product.
    Microsoft may use this information solely to improve
    our products or to provide customized services or
    technologies to you. Microsoft may disclose this
    information to others, but not in a form that personally
    identifies you.

    * Internet Gaming/Update Features. If you choose to utilize
    the Internet gaming or update features within the
    Product, it is necessary to use certain computer system,
    hardware, and software information to implement the
    features. By using these features, you explicitly
    authorize Microsoft or its designated agent to access
    and utilize the necessary information for Internet gaming
    and/or updating purposes. Microsoft may use this
    information solely to improve our products or to provide
    customized services or technologies to you. Microsoft
    may disclose this information to others, but not in a
    form that personally identifies you.

    * Internet-Based Services Components. The Product contains
    components that enable and facilitate the use of certain
    Internet-based services. You acknowledge and agree that
    Microsoft may automatically check the version of the
    Product and/or its components that you are utilizing
    and may provide upgrades or fixes to the Product that
    will be automatically downloaded to your Workstation
    Computer.

    * Security Updates. Content providers are using the digital
    rights management technology ("Microsoft DRM") contained
    in this Product to protect the integrity of their content
    ("Secure Content") so that their intellectual property,
    including copyright, in such content is not misappropriated. Owners of
    such Secure Content ("Secure Content Owners") may, from
    time to time, request Microsoft to provide security
    related updates to the Microsoft DRM components of the
    Product ("Security Updates") that may affect your ability
    to copy, display and/or play Secure Content through
    Microsoft software or third party applications that
    utilize Microsoft DRM. You therefore agree that, if
    you elect to download a license from the Internet which
    enables your use of Secure Content, Microsoft may, in
    conjunction with such license, also download onto your
    computer such Security Updates that a Secure Content
    Owner has requested that Microsoft distribute. Microsoft
    will not retrieve any personally identifiable
    information, or any other information, from your computer
    by downloading such Security Updates.

    8. NOT FOR RESALE SOFTWARE. Product
    identified as "Not for Resale" or "NFR," may not be resold,
    transferred or used for any purpose other than
    demonstration, test or evaluation.

    9. ACADEMIC EDITION SOFTWARE. To use
    Product identified as "Academic Edition" or "AE," you must
    be a "Qualified Educational User." For qualification-
    related questions, please contact the Microsoft Sales
    Information Center/One Microsoft Way/Redmond, WA 98052-6399
    or the Microsoft subsidiary serving your country.

    10. EXPORT RESTRICTIONS.
    You acknowledge that the Product is of U.S. origin and
    subject to U.S. export jurisdiction. You agree to comply
    with all applicable international and national laws that
    apply to the Product, including the U.S. Export
    Administration Regulations, as well as end-user, end-use,
    and destination restrictions issued by U.S. and other
    governments. For additional information see
    .

    11. LIMITED WARRANTY FOR PRODUCT ACQUIRED IN
    THE US AND CANADA.

    Microsoft warrants that the Product will perform
    substantially in accordance with the accompanying
    materials for a period of ninety days from the date of
    receipt.

    If an implied warranty or condition is created by
    your state/jurisdiction and federal or state/provincial law
    prohibits disclaimer of it, you also have an implied
    warranty or condition, BUT ONLY AS
    TO DEFECTS DISCOVERED DURING THE PERIOD
    OF THIS LIMITED WARRANTY (NINETY DAYS).
    AS TO ANY DEFECTS DISCOVERED AFTER THE
    NINETY (90) DAY PERIOD, THERE IS NO
    WARRANTY OR CONDITION OF ANY KIND.
    Some states/jurisdictions do not allow limitations on how
    long an implied warranty or condition lasts, so the above
    limitation may not apply to you.

    Any supplements or updates to the Product, including without
    limitation, any (if any) service packs or hot fixes
    provided to you after the expiration of the ninety day
    Limited Warranty period are not covered by any warranty or
    condition, express, implied or statutory.

    LIMITATION ON REMEDIES; NO CONSEQUENTIAL
    OR OTHER DAMAGES. Your exclusive remedy for any breach
    of this Limited Warranty is as set forth below. Except
    for any refund elected by Microsoft, YOU ARE NOT ENTITLED
    TO ANY DAMAGES, INCLUDING BUT NOT
    LIMITED TO CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES, if
    the Product does not meet Microsoft's Limited Warranty,
    and, to the maximum extent allowed by applicable law, even
    if any remedy fails of its essential purpose. The terms
    of Section 13 below ("Exclusion of Incidental,
    Consequential and Certain Other Damages") are also
    incorporated into this Limited Warranty. Some states/
    jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation
    of incidental or consequential damages, so the above
    limitation or exclusion may not apply to you. This
    Limited Warranty gives you specific legal rights. You
    may have others which vary from state/jurisdiction to
    state/jurisdiction. YOUR EXCLUSIVE REMEDY. Microsoft's
    and its suppliers' entire liability and your exclusive
    remedy shall be, at Microsoft's option from time to time
    exercised subject to applicable law, (a) return of the
    price paid (if any) for the Product, or (b) repair or
    replacement of the Product, that does not meet this
    Limited Warranty and that is returned to Microsoft with
    a copy of your receipt. You will receive the remedy
    elected by Microsoft without charge, except that you are
    responsible for any expenses you may incur (e.g. cost of
    shipping the Product to Microsoft). This Limited Warranty
    is void if failure of the Product has resulted from
    accident, abuse, misapplication, abnormal use or a virus.
    Any replacement Product will be warranted for the
    remainder of the original warranty period or thirty (30)
    days, whichever is longer. Outside the United States or
    Canada, neither these remedies nor any product support
    services offered by Microsoft are available without proof
    of purchase from an authorized international source. To
    exercise your remedy, contact: Microsoft, Attn. Microsoft
    Sales Information Center/One Microsoft Way/Redmond, WA
    98052-6399, or the Microsoft subsidiary serving
    your country.

    LIMITED WARRANTY FOR PRODUCT ACQUIRED
    OUTSIDE THE US or CANADA.
    FOR THE LIMITED WARRANTIES AND SPECIAL
    PROVISIONS PERTAINING TO YOUR PARTICULAR
    JURISDICTION, PLEASE REFER TO YOUR WARRANTY
    BOOKLET INCLUDED WITH THIS PACKAGE OR
    PROVIDED WITH THE SOFTWARE PRODUCT
    PRINTED MATERIALS.

    12. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES. The Limited
    Warranty that appears above is the only express warranty
    made to you and is provided in lieu of any other express
    warranties (if any) created by any documentation,
    packaging, or other communications. Except for the Limited
    Warranty and to the maximum extent permitted by applicable
    law, Microsoft and its suppliers provide the Product and
    support services (if any) AS IS AND WITH ALL FAULTS, and
    hereby disclaim all other warranties and conditions, either
    express, implied or statutory, including, but not limited
    to, any (if any) implied warranties, duties or conditions
    of merchantability, of fitness for a particular purpose,
    of reliability or availability, of accuracy or completeness
    of responses, of results, of workmanlike effort, of lack
    of viruses, and of lack of negligence, all with regard to
    the Product, and the provision of or failure to provide
    support or other services, information, software, and
    related content through the Product or otherwise arising
    out of the use of the Product. ALSO, THERE IS NO WARRANTY
    OR CONDITION OF TITLE, QUIET ENJOYMENT,
    QUIET POSSESSION, CORRESPONDENCE TO
    DESCRIPTION OR NON-INFRINGEMENT WITH
    REGARD TO THE PRODUCT.

    13. EXCLUSION OF INCIDENTAL, CONSEQUENTIAL
    AND CERTAIN OTHER DAMAGES. TO THE
    MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED BY APPLICABLE
    LAW, IN NO EVENT SHALL MICROSOFT OR ITS
    SUPPLIERS BE LIABLE FOR ANY SPECIAL,
    INCIDENTAL, PUNITIVE, INDIRECT, OR
    CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES WHATSOEVER
    (INCLUDING, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, DAMAGES
    FOR LOSS OF PROFITS OR CONFIDENTIAL OR
    OTHER INFORMATION, FOR BUSINESS
    INTERRUPTION, FOR PERSONAL INJURY, FOR
    LOSS OF PRIVACY, FOR FAILURE TO MEET
    ANY DUTY INCLUDING OF GOOD FAITH OR OF
    REASONABLE CARE, FOR NEGLIGENCE, AND
    FOR ANY OTHER PECUNIARY OR OTHER LOSS
    WHATSOEVER) ARISING OUT OF OR IN ANY
    WAY RELATED TO THE USE OF OR INABILITY
    TO USE THE PRODUCT, THE PROVISION OF
    OR FAILURE TO PROVIDE SUPPORT OR OTHER
    SERVICES, INFORMATON, SOFTWARE, AND
    RELATED CONTENT THROUGH THE PRODUCT OR
    OTHERWISE ARISING OUT OF THE USE OF THE
    PRODUCT, OR OTHERWISE UNDER OR IN
    CONNECTION WITH ANY PROVISION OF THIS
    EULA, EVEN IN THE EVENT OF THE FAULT,
    TORT (INCLUDING NEGLIGENCE), STRICT
    LIABILITY, BREACH OF CONTRACT OR BREACH
    OF WARRANTY OF MICROSOFT OR ANY
    SUPPLIER, AND EVEN IF MICROSOFT OR ANY
    SUPPLIER HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE
    POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.

    14. LINKS TO THIRD PARTY SITES. You may link
    to third party sites through the use of the Product. The
    third party sites are not under the control of Microsoft,
    and Microsoft is not responsible for the contents of any
    third party sites, any links contained in third party
    sites, or any changes or updates to third party sites.
    Microsoft is not responsible for webcasting or any other
    form of transmission received from any third party sites.
    Microsoft is providing these links to third party sites to
    you only as a convenience, and the inclusion of any link
    does not imply an endorsement by Microsoft of the third
    party site.

    15. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY AND REMEDIES.
    Notwithstanding any damages that you might incur for any
    reason whatsoever (including, without limitation, all
    damages referenced above and all direct or general
    damages), the entire liability of Microsoft and any of its
    suppliers under any provision of this EULA and your
    exclusive remedy for all of the foregoing (except for any
    remedy of repair or replacement elected by Microsoft with
    respect to any breach of the Limited Warranty) shall be
    limited to the greater of the amount actually paid by you
    for the Product or U.S.$5.00. The foregoing limitations,
    exclusions and disclaimers (including Sections 11, 12 and
    13 above) shall apply to the maximum extent permitted by
    applicable law, even if any remedy fails its
    essential purpose.

    16. U.S. GOVERNMENT LICENSE RIGHTS. All
    Product provided to the U.S. Government pursuant to
    solicitations issued on or after December 1, 1995 is
    provided with the commercial license rights and
    restrictions described elsewhere herein. All Product
    provided to the U.S. Government pursuant to solicitations
    issued prior to December 1, 1995 is provided with
    "Restricted Rights" as provided for in FAR, 48 CFR 52.227-14
    (JUNE 1987) or DFAR, 48 CFR 252.227-7013 (OCT 1988),
    as applicable.

    17. APPLICABLE LAW. If you acquired this Product in the United
    States, this EULA is governed by the laws of the State of
    Washington. If you acquired this Product in Canada, unless
    expressly prohibited by local law, this EULA is governed
    by the laws in force in the Province of Ontario, Canada;
    and, in respect of any dispute which may arise hereunder,
    you consent to the jurisdiction of the federal and
    provincial courts sitting in Toronto, Ontario. If this
    Product was acquired outside the United States, then local
    law may apply.

    18. ENTIRE AGREEMENT. This EULA (including
    any addendum or amendment to this EULA which is included
    with the Product) are the entire agreement between you and
    Microsoft relating to the Product and the support services
    (if any) and they supersede all prior or contemporaneous
    oral or written communications, proposals and
    representations with respect to the Product or any other
    subject matter covered by this EULA. To the extent the
    terms of any Microsoft policies or programs for support
    services conflict with the terms of this EULA, the terms
    of this EULA shall control.

    19. The Product is protected by copyright and other intellectual
    property laws and treaties. Microsoft or its suppliers own
    the title, copyright, and other intellectual property
    rights in the Product. The Product is licensed, not sold.

    Si vous avez acquis votre produit Microsoft au CANADA, la
    garantie limitée suivante vous concerne :

    GARANTIE LIMITÉE

    Microsoft garantit que le Produit fonctionnera conformément aux
    documents qui l'accompagnent pendant une période de 90 jours
    suivant la date de réception.

    Si une garantie ou condition implicite est créée par votre État
    ou votre territoire et qu'une loi fédérale, provinciale ou
    étatique en interdit le déni, vous jouissez également d'une
    garantie ou condition implicite,
    MAIS UNIQUEMENT POUR LES DÉFAUTS DÉCOUVERTS
    DURANT LA PÉRIODE DE LA PRÉSENTE GARANTIE
    LIMITÉE (QUATRE-VINGT-DIX JOURS). IL N'Y A
    AUCUNE GARANTIE OU CONDITION DE QUELQUE
    NATURE QUE CE SOIT QUANT AUX DÉFAUTS
    DÉCOUVERTS APRÈS CETTE PÉRIODE DE QUATR
    E-VINGT-DIX JOURS. Certains États ou territoires ne permettent
    pas de limiter la durée d'une garantie ou condition implicite de
    sorte que la limitation cidessus peut ne pas s'appliquer à vous.

    Tous les suppléments ou toutes les mises à jour relatifs au
    Produit, y compris notamment (le cas échéant), tous les ensembles
    de services ou les réparations à chaud qui vous sont fournis
    après l'expiration de la période de quatre-vingt-dix jours de la
    garantie limitée ne sont pas couverts par quelque garantie ou
    condition que ce soit, expresse,implicite ou en vertu de la loi.

    LIMITATION DES RECOURS; ABSENCE DE DOMMAGES
    INDIRECTS OU AUTRES. Votre recours exclusif pour toute violation
    de la présente garantie limitée est décrit ci-après. Sauf pour
    tout remboursement au choix de Microsoft, si le Produit ne
    respecte pas la garantie limitée de Microsoft et, dans toute la
    mesure permise par le droit applicable, même si tout recours
    n'atteint pas son but essentiel, VOUS N'AVEZ DROIT À AUCUNS
    DOMMAGES, NOTAMMENT DES DOMMAGES INDIRECTS.
    Les modalités de la clause "Exclusion des dommages accessoires,
    indirects et de certains autres dommages " sont également
    incorporées à la présente garantie limitée. Certains États ou
    territoires ne permettent pas l'exclusion ou la limitation des
    dommages indirects ou accessoires de sorte que la limitation ou
    l'exclusion ci-dessus peut ne pas s'appliquer à vous. La présente
    garantie limitée vous donne des droits légaux spécifiques. Vous
    pouvez avoir d'autres droits qui peuvent varier d'un territoire
    ou d'un État à un autre. VOTRE RECOURS
    EXCLUSIF. La responsabilité intégrale de Microsoft et de ses
    fournisseurs et votre recours exclusif seront, selon le choix de
    Microsoft de temps à autre sous réserve de toute loi applicable,
    a) le remboursement du prix payé, le cas échéant, pour le Produit
    ou b) la réparation ou le remplacement du Produit qui ne respecte
    pas la présente garantie limitée et qui est retourné à Microsoft
    avec une copie de votre reçu. Vous recevrez la compensation
    choisie par Microsoft, sans frais, sauf que vous êtes responsable
    des dépenses que vous pourriez engager (p. ex., les frais d'envoi
    du Produit à Microsoft). La présente garantie limitée est nulle
    si la défectuosité du Produit est causée par un accident, un
    usage abusif, une mauvaise application, un usage anormal ou un
    virus. Tout Produit de remplacement sera garanti pour le reste de
    la période de garantie initiale ou pendant trente (30) jours,
    selon la plus longue entre ces deux périodes. À l'extérieur
    des États-Unis ou du Canada, ces recours ou l'un quelconque des
    services de soutien technique offerts par Microsoft ne sont pas
    disponibles sans preuve d'achat d'une source internationale
    autorisée. Pour exercer votre recours, vous devez communiquer
    avec Microsoft et vous adresser au Microsoft Sales
    Information Center/One Microsoft Way/Redmond, WA 98052-6399, ou à
    la filiale de Microsoft de votre pays.

    DÉNI DE GARANTIES. La garantie limitée qui apparaît ci-dessus
    constitue la seule garantie expresse qui vous est donnée et
    remplace toutes autres garanties expresses (s'il en est)
    mentionnées dans tout document, emballage ou autre communication.
    Sauf en ce qui a trait à la garantie limitée et dans toute la
    mesure permise par le droit applicable, le Produit et les
    services de soutien technique (le cas échéant) sont fournis TELS
    QUELS ET AVEC TOUS LEURS DÉFAUTS par
    Microsoft et ses fournisseurs, lesquels par les présentes dénient
    toutes autres garanties et conditions expresses, implicites ou en
    vertu de la loi, y compris notamment (le cas échéant) les
    garanties, devoirs ou conditions implicites de qualité marchande,
    d'adaptation à une fin particulière, de fiabilité ou
    disponibilité, d'exactitude ou d'exhaustivité des réponses, des
    résultats, des efforts déployés selon les règles de l'art,
    d'absence de virus et de négligence, le tout à l'égard du Produit
    et de la prestation des services de soutien technique ou autres
    services ou du défaut de fournir une telle prestation, de
    l'information, du logiciel, et de tout contenu s'y rapportant à
    travers le Produit ou autrement découlant de l'utilisation du
    Produit. PAR AILLEURS, IL N'Y A AUCUNE
    GARANTIE OU CONDITION QUANT AU TITRE DE
    PROPRIÉTÉ, À LA JOUISSANCE OU LA POSSESSION
    PAISIBLE, À LA CONCORDANCE À UNE DESCRIPTION
    NI QUANT À UNE ABSENCE DE CONTREFAÇON
    CONCERNANT LE PRODUIT.

    EXCLUSION DES DOMMAGES ACCESSOIRES, INDIRECTS
    ET DE CERTAINS AUTRES DOMMAGES. DANS TOUTE LA
    MESURE PERMISE PAR LE DROIT APPLICABLE, EN
    AUCUN CAS MICROSOFT OU SES FOURNISSEURS NE
    SERONT RESPONSABLES DES DOMMAGES SPÉCIAUX,
    ACCESSOIRES, EXEMPLAIRES OU INDIRECTS DE
    QUELQUE NATURE QUE CE SOIT (Y COMPRIS
    NOTAMMENT, LES DOMMAGES À L'ÉGARD DE LA PERTE
    DE PROFITS OU DE LA DIVULGATION DE
    RENSEIGNEMENTS CONFIDENTIELS OU AUTRES, DE
    L'INTERRUPTION DES AFFAIRES, DE BLESSURES
    CORPORELLES, DE LA VIOLATION DE LA VIE
    PRIVÉE, DE L'OMISSION DE REMPLIR TOUT DEVOIR,
    Y COMPRIS D'AGIR DE BONNE FOI OU D'EXERCER UN
    SOIN RAISONNABLE, DE LA NÉGLIGENCE ET DE
    TOUTE AUTRE PERTE PÉCUNIAIRE OU AUTRE PERTE
    DE QUELQUE NATURE QUE CE SOIT) DÉCOULANT OU
    SE RAPPORTANT DE QUELQUE MANIÈRE QUE CE SOIT
    À L'UTILISATION DU PRODUIT OU À L'INCAPACITÉ
    DE S'EN SERVIR, À LA PRESTATION DE SERVICES
    DE SOUTIEN TECHNIQUE OU AUTRES SERVICES OU À
    L'OMISSION D'UNE TELLE PRESTATION , À
    L'INFORMATION, AU LOGICIEL ET À TOUT CONTENU
    S'Y RAPPORTANT À TRAVERS LE PRODUIT OU
    AUTREMENT DÉCOULANT DE L'UTILISATION DU
    PRODUIT OU AUTREMENT AUX TERMES DE TOUTE
    DISPOSITION DU PRÉSENT CONTRAT OU
    RELATIVEMENT À UNE TELLE DISPOSITION, MÊME EN
    CAS DE FAUTE, DE DÉLIT CIVIL (Y COMPRIS LA
    NÉGLIGENCE), DE RESPONSABILITÉ STRICTE, DE
    VIOLATION DE CONTRAT OU DE VIOLATION DE
    GARANTIE DE MICROSOFT OU DE TOUT FOURNISSEUR
    ET MÊME SI MICROSOFT OU TOUT FOURNISSEUR A
    ÉTÉ AVISÉ DE LA POSSIBILITÉ DE TELS DOMMAGES.

    LIMITATION DE RESPONSABILITÉ ET RECOURS.
    Malgré les dommages que vous puissiez subir pour quelque motif
    que ce soit (y compris notamment, tous les dommages susmentionnés
    et tous les dommages directs ou généraux), la responsabilité
    intégrale de Microsoft et de l'un ou l'autre de ses fournisseurs
    aux termes de toute disposition du présent contrat et votre
    recours exclusif à l'égard de tout ce qui précède (sauf en ce qui
    concerne tout recours de réparation ou de remplacement choisi par
    Microsoft à l'égard de tout manquement à la garantie limitée) se
    limite au plus élevé entre les montants suivants : le montant que
    vous avez réellement payé pour le Produit ou 5,00 $US. Les
    limites, exclusions et dénis qui précèdent (y compris les clauses
    ci-dessus), s'appliquent dans la toute la mesure permise par le
    droit applicable, même si tout recours n'atteint pas son
    but essentiel.

    La présente Convention est régie par les lois de la province
    d'Ontario, Canada. Vous reconnaissez irrévocablement par la
    présente la compétence des tribunaux de la province d'Ontario et
    consentez à instituer tout litige qui pourrait découler de la
    présente auprès des tribunaux fédéraux ou provinciaux ayant
    juridiction pour la ville de Toronto, province d'Ontario.

    EULAID:WX.4_PRO_RTL_EN

    1. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by superpeach · · Score: 1

      "You may permit a maximum of ten (10) computers or other electronic devices (each a "Device") to connect to the Workstation Computer to utilize the services..."
      So, you are only allowed 10 machines on your network which have the ability to talk to XP? Thats just as silly as only being able to run it on a single CPU machine.

    2. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      **Server** EULA is different. They dont want you using a "workstation' as a server and skirt licensing.

    3. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by bleyddyn · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ...you may not use the Product
      to permit any Device to use, access, display or run other
      executable software residing on the Workstation Computer,.. .

      Doesn't this mean that you can't connect a monitor to a machine running XP and then use it to display any executable except Windows XP?

      Yes, this is taken out of context, but I didn't see anything else that would refute this interpretation.

      P.S. I'm assuming that this is the real EULA and not just a joke. But I could be wrong (it's happened before)

    4. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by markana · · Score: 1

      This appears to exclude VNC, as well as the commercial alternatives such as PC Anywhere. And probably any other server app (other than those from MS) that actually runs on the box. Does this include peer-peer file sharing? Bet it does...

    5. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2, Funny

      The only thing missing from this EULA is a statement like, "Do not make illegal copies of this End User License Agreement."

    6. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by Osty · · Score: 1

      So, you are only allowed 10 machines on your network which have the ability to talk to XP?

      Uh ... XP is not a Server operating system, so why would you be running services off of it, other than maybe a personal file share?


      Thats just as silly as only being able to run it on a single CPU machine.

      Only XP Home is limited to a single CPU machine. Of course, since XP Home is meant to replace win9x, I don't see the problem -- win9x doesn't support multiple CPUs, and so neither does XP Home. XP Pro will allow you to install on dual-proc machines just fine. Just like Windows 2000 Pro, incidentally. For n-way higher than 2, you should either use the Windows 2000 server family, or wait for the Windows 2002 .NET server family.

    7. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by Whelk · · Score: 2, Funny

      YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THIS EULA BY INSTALLING, COPYING, OR OTHERWISE USING THE PRODUCT.

      So using the CD as a coaster still binds you to the EULA?

      Insert witticism here

    8. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by anshil · · Score: 1

      well actually I believe that this is default case, as also an EULA is subjected by copyright law.

      At least the GPL has now a special allownes also to copy the GPL license itself.

      --

      --
      Karma 50, and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
    9. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by Publicus · · Score: 1

      5. LIMITATION ON REVERSE ENGINEERING, DECOMPILATION, AND DISASSEMBLY. You may not reverse engineer, decompile, or disassemble the Product, except and only to the extent that it is expressly permitted by applicable law notwithstanding this limitation.

      They want to cut back on "casual reverse-engineering"

      --

      My Karma was at 49, then they switched to words. All that work for nothing!

    10. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by epsalon · · Score: 1

      You may permit a maximum of ten (10) computers or other electronic devices (each a "Device") to connect to the Workstation Computer to utilize the services of the Product solely for File and Print services, Internet Information Services, and remote access (including connection sharing and telephony services). The ten connection maximum includes any indirect connections made through "multiplexing" or other software or hardware which pools or aggregates connections.

      Any computer on the net that is communicating with the workstation is utilizing the software (the TCP stack, the checksum calculation). Also, any attempt to access or any backdoor access to the computer is not allowed (up to 10 machines). Note that EULA doesn't say 10 at a time so it can be read as 10 total. That means that you may use WinXP to connect with up to 10 hosts on the net (even though multiplexing etc.). This effecitvely prohibits you from connecting to the net. Just great.

    11. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by Evangelion · · Score: 1


      It doesn't say you can only use MS products to remotely administer it.

      All it says is that the machine doing the remote administration has to have a valid WinXP licence.

      So you can use VNC between two XP boxes fine, but you can't use VNC from your linux box (unless it has had a valid WinXP licence purchased for it).

    12. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      > UPGRADES. To use a Product identified as an
      > upgrade, you must first be licensed for the
      > product identified by Microsoft as eligible for
      > the upgrade. After upgrading, you may no longer
      > use the product that formed the basis for your
      > upgrade eligibility.

      Upgrade broke something and you want to do a
      rollback? Sorry, Charlie.

      Chris Mattern

    13. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by Dzejwi · · Score: 1

      hmm... doesn't it also mean that ANY server-like application (apache,identd(!), any form of authentication daemon, etc..) is not allowed ?

    14. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Negatory. You're only bound to the EULA as long as you continue to use the product. If you roll back, you are no longer using XP and are no longer bound by its EULA.

    15. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by Lonath · · Score: 1

      There are technological measures in this Product that are designed to prevent unlicensed or illegal use of the Product. You agree that we may use those measures.

      Gotta love MS talking about vague "technological measures" that you agree to let them use (on you). :) Remote shutdown/time limited use anyone?

      No Rental. You may not rent, lease, lend or provide commercial hosting services to third parties with the Product.

      Rofl, so you can't set up a mom-and-pop webhosting service using this, or set this up in a net cafe? Does this fuck over IT outsourcing and temporary rentals or what?

      Consent to Use of Data. You agree that Microsoft and its affiliates may collect and use technical information gathered in any manner as part of the product support services provided to you, if any, related to the Product. Microsoft may use this information solely to improve our products or to provide customized services or technologies to you. Microsoft may disclose this information to others, but not in a form that personally identifies you.

      Umm right. So, they will use this info to customize services, so they will have to have many details about me, but when they release this data, it will not be in a form that personally identifies me? However, given enough time and effort mining the data vs. credit card or IP address info etc..., I am fairly certain that I will be identified.

    16. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by hal200 · · Score: 1

      Oh, now THAT would be a fun support calll...

      MSEmp: Microsoft Licensing Support. How may I direct your call?

      LinuxGeek: Uhm. I'm looking for an additional WinXP license.

      MSEmp: Excellent, Sir. For which version of Windows XP would you like a license? Home, Professional or Server?

      LinuxGeek: Uhm. Well, actually, it's a Red Hat Linux box. But, I'll be connecting remotely to an XP Server machine.

      MSEmp: And which version of Windows are you running on the Lee-nooks box?

      LinuxGeek: I'm not. It's running Linux.

      MSEmp: But what version of Windows is it running?

      LinuxGeek: It's NOT running Windows! It's running LINUX.

      MSEmp: Please right click on 'My Computer'...

      LinuxGeek: You don't understand. It's Linux. Not Windows. I don't have a 'My Computer'!

      MSEmp: Sir, are you telling me you've removed the 'My Computer' icon from your desktop?

      LinuxGeek: AAARGH! NO! I DID NOT REMOVE ANY 'My Computer' ICON FROM MY DESKTOP. I'M RUNNING LINUX. I NEVER HAD ONE TO BEGIN WITH! IN FACT, I DON'T HAVE ICONS! I'M NOT EVEN RUNNING X!

      MSEmp: You never had a 'My Computer' Icon?

      LinuxGeek: NO!

      MSEmp: Well, that's obviously an installation issue. I'll transfer you to technical support.

      LinuxGeek: NO! PLEASE DON'...click click

      MSEmp2: Hello. Microsoft Technical Support. May I get your registration code, please?

      LinuxGeek: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

      MSEmp2: Hello? Your registration code, please.

      LinuxGeek (Deceased): ...

      MSEmp2: Hmmm. click Strange. That's the 5th one today.

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      I just want to take over the world...Why does that automatically make me EVIL?

    17. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2
      I wonder if it does this in the OS using the technical definition of 'server' rather than the colloquial one that was intended by the lawyers. They tried this in NT workstation and got seriously reamed for it because it messed up all the cases where the protocol runs counter to the colloquial notion of a "server". For example, running an X server program on your machine. To the layman, this looks like X is the client and all the little programs running in it are servers on other machines, because the layman has the false sense that "client" means "my little machine" and server means "big machine lots of people are using." This is an understandable misconception for laymen users, but when MS itself made that mistake by putting a 10 server limit into the TCP/IP stack for NT workstation, they pissed off a LOT of people. Those who have NT on their desktops but also have X-windows connectivity to a Unix machine elsewhere found out the OS prevented them from having more than a few X programs up at a time, because of a stupid line of code that attempted to enforce this license term, but did it badly. MS eventually relented and in subsequent versions of NT. The license limit was still there, but wasn't actually enforced in the code anymore, due to the inability of the code to figure out the difference between a "server" in the technical meaning and "server" in the meaning MS's lawyers intended it (Which I still don't know what they meant. Their concept of what a "server" means is fuzzy.)

      I hope they also leave the code out of XP like they eventually did with NT. Actually, now that I think on it, no I don't. I hope they leave it in there and let XP users feel the stupidity of MS when things like ICQ get counted toward their 10 "server" limit.

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      Don't label something "offtopic" unless you know the topic well enough to tell what's on topic.

    18. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by afree87 · · Score: 1

      I can do that just fine with Windows ME. Simply download War-FTP, boot, share a directory, post link to my favorite FTP list... voila! 11 users logged on!

    19. Re:Here is the Windows XP EULA for review : by broter · · Score: 1

      Microsoft may use this information solely to improve our products or to provide customized services or technologies to you.

      Funny, this EULA doesn't limit the ways MS's "affiliates" may use that information.


      -RB
      --
      "One man can change the world with a bullet in the right place."
      - Mick Travis, "If..."
  61. It's not just Microsoft by gentlewizard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This seems to be a trend. Oracle's most recent software licenses have started to include additional restrictions, such as not being able to use the software to conduct third-party training. This obviously is designed to protect Oracle's own Education centers, but isn't that a restraint of trade? Why should they be able to say what uses you can make of the software?

    I think there's a case to be made that End User License Agreements are accepted by users under duress, because there is no acceptable alternative to the software once it's in production and the company is relying on it for its core business processes.

    1. Re:It's not just Microsoft by Trepidity · · Score: 2

      Not to mention that the user is not presented with the EULA until *after* he's bought the software. Sure, he can return it, but this is an added inconvenience. At the very least, the EULA should be required to be readily visible prior to purchase (either on the box or available at the retail locations where the software is sold).

    2. Re:It's not just Microsoft by cvd6262 · · Score: 1
      Oracle's most recent software licenses have started to include additional restrictions, such as not being able to use the software to conduct third-party training. This obviously is designed to protect Oracle's own Education centers, but isn't that a restraint of trade? Why should they be able to say what uses you can make of the software?

      Oracle does not have a monopoly, therefore they do not have live by the same rules. Apple can bundle as many utilities as they wish with their OS because they do not have a monopoly either.

      The rules change when a company gains overpowering market share in one domain, they cannot use that advantage to take over other markets.

      Although Oracle is a big player, they are not a monopoly in DB, thus they can push their training software all they want.

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      I'd rather have someone respond than be modded up.

    3. Re:It's not just Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      If you're serious about buying Oracle, you aren't buying a shrinkwrapped box.

      Get a clue.

    4. Re:It's not just Microsoft by Trepidity · · Score: 2

      The article is about FrontPage, which typically doesn't require a high level of "seriousness" to buy. The Oracle example was just a corroborating example showing that this practice isn't limited to Microsoft.

    5. Re:It's not just Microsoft by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      Ah, but what if Oracle, Informix, MS SQL Server, et al. had the same terms? Then you'd have grounds for anti-trust action, I'll bet.

    6. Re:It's not just Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is mildly offtopic, so i'm posting AC...
      Has anyone out there taken an oracle developer certification, and could they share their opinions on the usefullness of it?
      i'm currently on the 2nd cert test, and it seems really slow (pace-wise) and expensive (~$1000/month)...
      with 6 months left, i'm reconsidering the value of it...i already work in "the industry" (for about 4 years) and quite closely with databases, although mostly postgres/mysql/bsd/linux/solaris. no real oracle experience, besides installing and playing w/ it on a debian box @ my house.... is that a bad thing?
      what's the demand for developers? seems fairly low.
      if you have any responses on this, i would really appreciate the input...i've submitted this as an ask slashdot and been rejected.

    7. Re:It's not just Microsoft by scarhill · · Score: 1

      Of cource MS doesn't have a monopoly in web development software either, so I guess we should all shut up untill they extends these terms to the Windows OS.

    8. Re:It's not just Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apple can bundle as many utilities as they wish with their OS because they do not have a monopoly either.

      Well, if we follow Judge Jackson's reasoning then I would say Apple does have a monopoly. He defined the market in which MS competes as the Intel-based PC market. Therefore, Apple, by definition, was not an option in that market and this buttressed the contention that MS holds a monopoly there. Rather than seeing the market as the personal computer market, we have the OS's for Intel-compatible PC market. So, likewise, Apple has an OS monopoly in the Motorola- and PowerPC-compatible PC market. Even more so in the OS market for PC hardware that has an Apple logo on it!

    9. Re:It's not just Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my wife took some Oracle dev training...it helped her get a job, but not doing Oracle stuff (the company basically lost its focus), now she's doing Access/VB work and doesn't get to play w/ Oracle too much. Still, the training helped her becopme a better developer overall and broadened her SQL knowledge. So, in the long run, it's probably worth it. Oracle isn't going anywhere for a while, and database work will become one of the big computer fields (along w/ biotech) in the next decade.

    10. Re:It's not just Microsoft by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2

      Not true. IBM ships workstations on the PowerPC platform. Shipments equal about 30% of apple desktop shipments.

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    11. Re:It's not just Microsoft by anshil · · Score: 1

      Oracle had always (at least already some yeas ago) a restriction inside the usage of their database.

      They especially disallowed the use of their software to develop or to aid to develop or used in combination with development (don't remember the exact wording) os nuclear, atomic or chemic mass destruction weapons.

      Did you look at the java license? Suns java VM may not be used to steer airplanes, to control nuclear plants etc.

      Now argue against that :o)

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    12. Re:It's not just Microsoft by Jerf · · Score: 2
      That clause is different. Read it more closely. You'll see that you can't develop software for life-and-death situations because the software has not been tested to such a level of reliability.

      Such testing is one of the reasons software for things like the Space Shuttle is so expensive. I'm not trying to be funny, but you don't want to use Windows CE in a pacemaker; it's simply not rated for that.

    13. Re:It's not just Microsoft by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      The impression I got from Sun's java license is that Sun does make software for mission-critical functions. It's just that java has not (yet) been determined to meet that kind of qualification, and despite Sun's logo, should not be automatically trusted to function properly in such an environment.
      Phrased badly, but you should get the idea. Sun does know the difference.

    14. Re:It's not just Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, 90% of stores I've seen have a big sign by the cash that says "we do not accept returns of opened software." In order to find out the conditions of using the software, you will have to open the box, and thus be unable to return it.

    15. Re:It's not just Microsoft by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 1

      No, it's not necessarily different. Many software applications for instance forbid -any- military use of their software product, primarily due to the author's political beliefs.

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    16. Re:It's not just Microsoft by Fjord · · Score: 2

      But what if they all have different, but still objectionable licenses?

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    17. Re:It's not just Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it is probably well worth your while. IANADBA, but I have been combing the want-ads rather a lot lately and dba's are in high demand. I hate to say it, but having that cert will probably get you a job quicker than having the knowledge from a box running at home even though you may learn more from the home study box. The majority of managers and recruiting firms out there seem to thing cert==expertise. Don't ask me why.

    18. Re:It's not just Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's bull shit, all products are returnable within a reasonable amount of time period. Complain loudly to the manager in front of alot of customers and you'll get your refund.

  62. Do not agree with the EULA by hammock · · Score: 1

    Please say you read the EULA, and did not agree with it, and returned it to the vendor for a full refund.
    At least this would send a message out that people won't put up with shit for software, and shit for software licenses, and tell the vendor that yourself, if possible, to the manager if it's a big chain store like Best Buy/Future Shop.

    END-USER LICENSE AGREEMENT SERVER LICENSE FOR
    MICROSOFT WINDOWS 2000 SERVER PRODUCTS

    IMPORTANT-READ CAREFULLY: This End-User License Agreement ("EULA") is a legal agreement between you (either an individual or a single entity) and Microsoft Corporation for the Microsoft software product identified above, which includes computer software and may include associated media, printed materials, and "online" or electronic documentation ("Product"). An amendment or addendum to this EULA may accompany the Product. YOU AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF THIS EULA BY INSTALLING, COPYING, OR OTHERWISE USING THE PRODUCT. IF YOU DO NOT AGREE, DO NOT INSTALL OR USE THE PRODUCT; YOU MAY RETURN IT TO YOUR PLACE OF PURCHASE FOR A FULL REFUND.

    1. Re:Do not agree with the EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about people who are employee's of a "content" site, their IT department dictates the use of FrontPage 2002, and it is installed on their workstations "automatically". All of that was done with legal, properly registered software, etc.

      An employee, who is a content author then decides to write an article detailing "bad bad Microsoft" practices...

      Did the author agree to the EULA?

  63. Taken out of context? by sheldon · · Score: 2

    In the original conspiracy theory posted by /. numerous people pointed out that the clause only referred to the use of the MSN and MSNBC components, which are basically web services of a sort.

    This new article only states that the sentence does appear in the EULA, which was not in dispute.

    What was in dispute was whether the sentence was taken out of context.

    This new article doesn't provide any new evidence.

    1. Re:Taken out of context? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, this time the EULA was quoted, it was not out of context.

    2. Re:Taken out of context? by anshil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well no, this time they collected really evidence before posting a story, a positive slashdot un-typical trend :o)

      How do you interpred this sentence?


      You may not use the Software in connection with any site that disparages Microsoft, MSN, MSNBC, Expedia, or their products or services


      I might be wrong, but to my understanding this does not mean this applies the pages that using MSN or MSNBC components, but it applies to all pages created with FP that disparage Microsoft -OR- MSN -OR- MSNBC.

      However I'm a total law-layman.

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    3. Re:Taken out of context? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2
      the clause only referred to the use of the MSN and MSNBC components,
      This is false, at least it is assuming the lawyers were writing using standard English meanings (sometimes they don't, so I can't be sure). The EULA said that the software consisted of the FrontPage Web components including the MSN and MSNBC components. Nowhere did it say only those components and no others. It just gave them as two examples in the list. If I say "I know several programming languages, including C and Perl", I'm NOT saying that C and Perl are the only programming languages I know.

      The way it was worded, ALL those things that could fall under the description "the FrontPage Web components" are covered by the clause. There's a lot of stuff that can fit that umbrella term.

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    4. Re:Taken out of context? by Dahan · · Score: 1

      Geez, how many times does it have to be repeated? The FrontPage Web components are not FrontPage the HTML editor! The FrontPage Web components are these little ActiveX dealies you can drop onto your web page to do various relatively useless things.

    5. Re:Taken out of context? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      That's nice. Now what does it have to do with what I said, where I was NOT trying to assert that it was the entire HTML editor that was covered. I was saying that it was false to say that ONLY the MSN and MSNBC items are covered. ALL Frontpage Web components are covered, not just the two examples that were listed.

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  64. Fucktard by bwoodring · · Score: 1

    The text in italics isn't the Slashdot staff, but rather, the story submitter. Hopefully, if we _do_ go to war, you will be the first soldier out of the troop transport, naked, with a giant bullseye painted on your forehead.

    1. Re:Fucktard by cybrthng · · Score: 1

      ohh that hurt. Like i said, CmdrToxicHell has editorial capabilities so he should have cleaned up his article HE chose to post.

      Not my feault he leaves himself and this website open to scrutiny and emberassment. Thats only natural.

  65. The next revolution by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

    The next American revolution will be fought over corporatism. The next Bill of Rights will extend the prohibitions on governmental restrictions to corporate restrictions.

    Wasn't it Sirius Cybernetic Corporation that Douglas Adams mentioned in HHGG that was predicted to be the first against the wall in the next revolution? He was a prophet...

    1. Re:The next revolution by gorilla · · Score: 2

      The Encyclopaedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man. The marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as "Your Plastic Pal Who's Fun To Be With". The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy defines the marketing division of the Sirius Cybernetic Corporation as "a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes", with a footnote to the effect that the editors would welcome applications from anyone interested in taking over the post of robotics correspondent. The Marketing and Legal departments are two very different evils.

    2. Re:The next revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry, you missed it. we already had that revolutionary war. corporatism won, we lost. how else would GW have gotten into the oval office?

    3. Re:The next revolution by ttfkam · · Score: 1

      The next one? Try the first one. The original U.S. Revolutionary War fought against not only a monarchy, but a corporate tyrant (East India Company) sanctioned by that monarchy. To whom do you think the tea in the Boston Harbor belonged? Prior to the latter end of the 19th century (around the time of the U.S. Civil War), corporate charters were regularly revoked when it was found that the corporation worked contrary to the public good.

      The U.S. doesn't need a new Constitution or Bill of Rights. It just needs to enforce what is already there. If there is another revolution, it should simply be a reiteration of the first one.

      That said, I don't think a revolution is really necessary at this point. The system's broken, but not THAT broken. Also, revolution does not happen when a populace doesn't care enough to watch what's going on. Apathy from the citizens regarding government/corporate control is the greatest tyrant.

      Remember that the next time you see only a 1/4-1/3 turnout on election day or decide not to protest what you believe is wrong because you can't seem to get yourself out from in front of the television.

      ...or a Slashdot forum. ;-)

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    4. Re:The next revolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, it was later discovered that a copy of the HHG2G from 1000 years in the future was sent back in time through a wormhole and it read that the Sirius Cybernetic Corperation WAS the first against the wall at the beginning of the revolution.

  66. Hmm by InstantCool · · Score: 1

    I like how racism, hatred and pornography are listed after making disparaging remarks about Microsoft. Good to know they've got their priorities straight.

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  67. Software definition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again, you quote the license out of context. The key question is what is the "Software" referred to by the license. It is NOT the executable used to create web pages. As defined by the license, it is only the logo and tickers and such.

    In plain English, the license says, "You may not create a porn site displaying the Frontpage logo. You may not create a web site that bashes minorities and claim that your site is proudly supported by Microsoft services."

    For the people going crazy about censorship and the Constitution, you are way off base. Microsoft is not the government. And other corporations limit speech all the time. Let's take a poll? Who's ISP has a clause forbidding spamming from your email account? Gosh, they don't let you say anything you want to. I don't see anybody here jumping up and down about their right to spam.

    And really, get over it people. I don't think one person complaining here even uses Frontpage. So why the hell do you care?

  68. Grammar mistakes by Anonymous+Canuck · · Score: 1
    "(Not only a stunning example of legal overreaching, in my opinion, but very poor grammar as well.)"

    You know it's pretty bad when even Taco starts pointing out grammar mistakes.

    1. Re:Grammar mistakes by willie3204 · · Score: 1

      dude that wasnt Taco that was the origial writer of the story...

    2. Re:Grammar mistakes by Anonymous+Canuck · · Score: 1

      That's what I get for reading an article without my morning coffee.

  69. BOYCOT!! by feed_me_cereal · · Score: 1

    To put it plain and simple... this is going WAY too far! If Microsoft would just play nice, I wouldn't mind thier huge monopoly so much, but this is outrageous. There needs to be an organized, massive boycott against thier products until they clean up thier act!

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  70. How Unreasonable is This? by iCharles · · Score: 1
    Two points:
    1. If you are so anti-Microsoft that you feel the need to create a site against it, isn't it a touch hypocrtical to be using a Microsoft product to do that? In other words, if Microsoft is so evil, why are you using their product? (I know some may say they have no choice. Why? For instance, if it is "your company's toolset," they probably don't want you creating an anti-anything site on thier dime)
    2. Can anyone really blame them if they don't want to have their own tools used against them. It's like a wife not having to testify against her husband. Or creating a stipped down version of a a fighter for export (a Carter administration idea that didn't work out).
    They aren't saying you can't create an anti-Microsoft site, or that they can't exist at all. They are simply saying that their tools can't be used for it. What's the problem with that?

    Put another way: what if I created an anti-Linux site using the Tux image? Right now I'm not prohibited from using it, but I'm sure that would upset a lot of the people who post here. Now, take it to the next step: I develop the site on a Linux system, hosting it on a Linux server.

    1. Re:How Unreasonable is This? by Robber+Baron · · Score: 3, Funny

      If you are so anti-Microsoft that you feel the need to create a site against it, isn't it a touch hypocrtical to be using a Microsoft product to do that?

      No, it's called poetic justice...

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    2. Re:How Unreasonable is This? by valdis · · Score: 1
      1. If you are so anti-Microsoft that you feel the need to create a site against it, isn't it a touch hypocrtical to be using a Microsoft product to do that? In other words, if Microsoft is so evil, why are you using their product? (I know some may say they have no choice. Why? For instance, if it is "your company's toolset," they probably don't want you creating an anti-anything site on thier dime)

      Ahh... but you see - there's more to it than that. What if you used FrontPage to create a blogger or a message board, and somebody posts an anti-Microsoft comment on it? In that case, you're being told to censor your users or be in violation of your license.

      And note that the users of your message board didn't agree to the terms of the license, you did.

    3. Re:How Unreasonable is This? by mj6798 · · Score: 2
      1. If you are so anti-Microsoft that you feel the need to create a site against it, isn't it a touch hypocrtical to be using a Microsoft product to do that?

      No, not at all. Reality is that a lot of people either don't know how to author web pages otherwise, or that they are forced to use a Microsoft software infrastructure. Windows users are the best ones to criticize Windows, and it seems both legitimate and natural for them to use Windows tools.

      Can anyone really blame them if they don't want to have their own tools used against them.

      Yes, one can. Microsoft makes software for authoring. That doesn't give them the right to control what we say or do. The fact that they do try to do this is an indication of how dangerous the company is. What's next? You can't say anything disparaging about your phone company on the phone? If Microsoft gets completely in bed with the Republican party, you can't use FrontPage to create sites for the Democratic party?

      what if I created an anti-Linux site using the Tux image?

      I'm sure there are lots of sites like that. I don't believe Tux is a trademark, but even if it were, and you used it correctly to identify Linux, that would be legit. Just like it is legitimate to use the trademark "Microsoft Windows" to describe an OS that sucks, if you actually are talking about "Microsoft Windows".

      I develop the site on a Linux system, hosting it on a Linux server.

      I think that would be great. Please go ahead.

    4. Re:How Unreasonable is This? by jasonbw · · Score: 1

      I think the problem is defining where the line be drawn between being critical and being anti- . It's not to big of a jump to say a negative review of a microsoft product could be taken as anti-microsoft propaganda.

      of course, as far as im concerned, any excuse to get people to stop using Frontpage is fine by me.

    5. Re:How Unreasonable is This? by Asgard · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm totally enamored with FrontPage (ha!) but find the activation portion of XP / Office to be completely reprehensible. It isn't totally hippocritical...

  71. Just remove the headers and say anything. by ghislain_leblanc · · Score: 1

    If you're into Microsoft bashing, why just not remove the HTML header of the pages that say stuff against Microsoft? It's really not that hard. I guess if I was Fox I wouldn't like the Simpsons telling me I suck...oh wait...they do! Maybe Microsoft should do the same and just live and let live!

  72. Got Capone on Tax evasion -- why not? by DanEsparza · · Score: 1

    Hey ... they got Capone on tax evasion. Wouldn't it just be pathetic if Microsoft actually HELPED THE WORLD by giving the US a legal justification for putting him on trial. Yikes. I pray this scenario doesn't unfold -- it wouldn't be pretty.

    1. Re:Got Capone on Tax evasion -- why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well.. uhm.. OK. For one thing, bin Laden is not American. Kinda makes it a little hard to enforce our legal system on him. Second, he is already wanted by the US. Who cares if he breaks some tax law when he kills numerous people?

    2. Re:Got Capone on Tax evasion -- why not? by coolgeek · · Score: 2

      I believe the 1st Amemendment to The Constitution of The United States of America trumps M$ new EULA.

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    3. Re:Got Capone on Tax evasion -- why not? by jiheison · · Score: 1

      The 1st ammendment has no jurisdiction over M$ or their EULA.

    4. Re:Got Capone on Tax evasion -- why not? by coolgeek · · Score: 2

      You are correct, Amendments to The Constitution have no jurisdiction in any way shape or form over anything. It is judges and law enforcement agencies that possess jurisdiction. If M$ attempts to enforce this EULA, the recipient of such action would have a healthy First Amendment argument, quite possibly rendering their EULA unenforceable. IANAL, but by best friend is, and he said in a blink of an eye that it was probably unenforceable. M$ is not actually trampling anybody's rights until they attempt to enforce this silly EULA, so it is my guess they probably hope some people to willingly surrender their rights to criticize Microsoft.

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    5. Re:Got Capone on Tax evasion -- why not? by jiheison · · Score: 1

      it is my guess they probably hope some people to willingly surrender their rights to criticize Microsoft.

      This is exactly the purpose of the clause in the EULA. When the user clicks through it, they explicitly waive their right to certain kinds of speech. If they break that contract and M$ sues, they have no right to counter-sue M$ for infringing on their rights. Consider a standard NDA or instances where employees are not allowed to disclose trade secrets. The law does not protect your rights from being infringed upon if you sign them away.

    6. Re:Got Capone on Tax evasion -- why not? by SEWilco · · Score: 2

      Does the 1st amendment apply to a government web site which requires Frontpage? Do any of the Justice Department pages use Frontpage?

  73. he actually bought it just to read that? by AssFace · · Score: 1

    I hope he returned it soon afterwards

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  74. Hey Bill! by Derek · · Score: 1

    I just used Microsoft FrontPage to create this comment (by exporting the source and copying the text to slashdot's comment box).

    FORGET MS AND ITS CRAPPY PRODUCTS!

    Go on, sue me for breaking your terms of license! Come on, what are you waiting for? The UCITA?

    Here, let me make sure that everything is clear. I hereby disparage Microsoft and all its products and services.

    Lousy slimy buggy Word
    Lousy slimy buggy Excel
    Lousy slimy buggy Frontpage
    Lousy slimy buggy unreliable MSN
    Lousy slimy buggy Expedia
    Lousy slimy censoring MSNBC
    Lousy slimy buggy Windows
    Lousy slimy buggy DOS
    Lousy slimy buggy IE
    Lousy slimy buggy Access
    Lousy slimy COMPANY

    See you in court!
    -Derek

  75. What is the big deal by tmark · · Score: 3, Insightful

    So you don't like the terms that attach to FrontPage ? Simple, DON'T USE IT AND RETURN THE PRODUCT. After all, this is what everyone who objects to the (equally dubious) clauses of the GPL are told, isn't it ? Why is one set of restrictive conditions being vilified while another set of restrictive conditions sanctified ? Certainly in both cases consumers and users have plenty of choices available.

    1. Re:What is the big deal by cybrthng · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You have to remember, this is slashdot. Nothing is ever well thought out and people don't think for themselves anymore.

      The anonymous cowards aren't even funny anymore..

    2. Re:What is the big deal by dlapine · · Score: 1
      Perhaps the restrictions of the GPL and the MS EULA aren't of the same level? Perhaps it's acceptable to note the differences between two things rather than just noting their similarities?

      GPL: Do whatever you like with this software so long as you don't release it to the world
      MS: Do nothing with this software not specified in this license, and that only until we decide otherwise

      Yes, these are both licenses. Yes, they restrict the rights of the users. No, they aren't the same, neither in degree or kind.

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    3. Re:What is the big deal by PieceMaker · · Score: 1

      The qualitative difference between the two licenses seems to be defined by you. Why not:

      GPL: Do whatever you like with this software so long as you don't violate the restrictions specified.
      MS: Do whatever you like with this software so long as you don't violate the restrictions specified.

      They are licenses defining your rights. All you are saying is you find one more odious than the other. The correct response is to bitch and to not buy the software (or return it if you did buy it).

    4. Re:What is the big deal by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 2

      > DON'T USE IT AND RETURN THE PRODUCT.

      Well duh. We'd all love to see that. We don't like these terms and we just want to make sure everone knows them before they buy a product.

      The GPL exists to keep software free and encourage others to create more free software. It's the *whole* point, it's widely advertised, and it's no secret.

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    5. Re:What is the big deal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the United States, most retail chains will not accept returns on music, videos, software, etc. if the package has been opened. Unlike other items like appliances, you may not return these types of products if you don't like their performace, features, etc.

      Presumably this is forced upon retailers by their suppliers as a means to prevent piracy. Unfortunately, this probably increases piracy since people typically want to try before they buy or at least have the ability to return a product that doesn't meet their needs.

    6. Re:What is the big deal by John+Whitley · · Score: 2

      I agree with the sentiment that one should go elsewhere if the squeeze is too high (squeeze == taxes, bribes, or other costs of doing business..., cf. Heinlein). Nevertheless, this is substantially different than any clause of the GPL and it's important to understaned why.

      The "dubious" clauses of the GPL you refer to (whatever those are) permit certain limited distribution rights, which is well within the context of copyright law. The GPL places no restrictions whatsoever on use of applications written and distributed under the terms of the GPL.

      However, the abusive EULAs discussed in this thread restrict kinds of USE. In my book, this becomes a consumer rights/fair trade issue. These EULAs are essentially non-negotiable and often the layperson is not really equipped to understand their rights as described in the EULA or guaranteed under local law w.r.t. such "contracts" (I use the term loosely). Not being contract lawyers, most of them don't even read EULAs. Especially in the case of a company with MS' market power, one does not necessarily have a choice but to use their platform, either for interoperability or for applications written only to the MS platform. Even small software companies have more legal might than most individual or small business customers can respond to. Thus even if the terms of the EULA are "unenforcable", the legal might of the lawyers wins anyway.

    7. Re:What is the big deal by mwa · · Score: 1
      Then get the customer service rep to provide a statement that the return was not allowed. This can be a simple as a copy of their return policy (although I'd get someone to sign and date it). Since most EULA's I've read say "If you don't agree, return to the place of purchase for a full refund", you've attempted to comply in good faith and they have failed to live up to their end of the agreement. Since you have clearly indicated you do not agree and they, acting as Microsoft's agent have failed to honor the license to the license is voided and your rights to the software are restricted only by copyright law.


      If Microsoft then attempts to sue you for a license violation, the clerks refusal to provide a refund as specified by the license is your evidence that there was no license "agreement" so they can go pound sand. Either that, or convince their retailers that the really are agents acting on MS behalf and that the must accept returns on opened software. Retail agents will love this.


      In fact, how about we arrange a software return day? Gather intelligence regarding software licenses with stupid restrictions, get a few thousand people to go out and buy a copy each from the same major retailer. Then, on a particular day everyone returns the opened software with a license complaint and charge that under terms of the license they must accept the return. If they fail, take them to small claims court. How long do you think retail outlets will continue to carry products with both onerous terms and terms that require them to accept returns? Do this a few times, with a few big retailers, and they'll be on the consumer's side when it comes to licensing.

    8. Re:What is the big deal by BeBoxer · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry, but trying to squelch negative speech is not as equally dubious as any clause in the GPL. Do you see a clause in the GPL stating that the software may not be used to produce documents which disparage the FSF or RMS? RMS did write emacs. He could easily add such a clause, but he didn't. In fact, the GPL doesn't really care how you use the software at all. Unlike the M$ license, which places numerous restrictions on how you use the software.

      Moreover, the restrictions that the GPL does place are on activites which are simply illegal under the M$ license. The GPL is all about what you have to do to legally redistribute the software. The M$ license simply reiterates that redistribution is illegal and will be punished to the fullest extent of the law.

      So, tell me, exactly how do you equate these two licenses to be equally odious? In the case of how the software may be used: GPL places no restrictions. M$ places numerous restrictions, inlcuding ones which abrige the users first amendment rights. In the case of redistribution: the GPL fundamentally says that you have to redistribute under the same license that you were granted. M$ simply says it will try to have you thown in jail if you redistribute their software.

      They are not even comparable. In fact, they are almost opposites. The M$ EULA exists solely for the purpose of taking away rights which are granted to the user under copyright law. The GPL exists solely for the purpose of granting the user rights which do not exist under copyright law. One gives, the other takes away. They are not equally

    9. Re:What is the big deal by jms · · Score: 1

      No, the two "licenses" are fundamentally different.

      The GPL governs redistribution of GPL licensed software, not use:

      Activities other than copying, distribution and modification are not covered by this License; they are outside its scope. The act of running the Program is not restricted, and the output from the Program is covered only if its contents constitute a work based on the Program (independent of having been made by running the Program). Whether that is true depends on what the Program does.

      The MS license attempts to govern end-user use of MS licensed software.

      ... which makes the two licenses VERY different.

      You are right. The correct response is to not buy the software.

    10. Re:What is the big deal by PieceMaker · · Score: 1

      No, they govern very different usages of software, but they both govern. The GPL governs how software can be redistributed and how modifications to software must be handled. It is aimed at developers, not end users. The GPL's users are developers and it certainly does govern the use of the software it covers.

      The two licenses are not fundamentally different: both are contracts. The intended users are fundamentally different. But the contacts themselves each give permissions to use products, with certain restrictions.

  76. Re:Stupid, yes. Violates your rights, no. by codefool · · Score: 1
    I see your point, but it seems to me that a web-building tool is akin to a typewriter, and that to say that I can't use that typewriter to compose anything bad about the company that made the typewriter is direct violation of the first ammendment.

    In essense, what M$ is saying is "buy our product, but only use it for things we find valuable." In this context this is also a direct violation of the first ammendment. You cannot provide a publishing tool and then attempt to restrict what its being used to publish.

    Having said that (I'm rambling I know), if M$ assets were involved, say MSN, then they could restrict such content. IOW - "We don't wish to host sites that say bad things about M$ or our friends" seems to me to be well within their rights.

    Best policy, it seems, would be to use something else.

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  77. Microsoft Walk Out? by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    I know that the majority of programmers working at Microsoft are rather bright.

    I wouldn't mind it one bit if they all took a sick day at the same time, to tell Microsoft that they are sick of the Lawyers and the Marketroids screwing around with the public like this.

    This has nothing to do with the quality of the product.

    It was for reason like this that people start to sabotage repressive regimes.

    This is evil, whoever put it in. And they wonder why people don't like them.

    In times like these people and companies should assert and protect their rights. Not try to rip them off.

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    1. Re:Microsoft Walk Out? by z7209 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, this is more like a turf war than you might think.

      You're only proud to be a citizen of <Random_Country_Name /> because you are one. The Microsofties that I know generally stand behind their company. After all, that's where their livelihood is from, and it is human nature.

      If you work in a dilbertian corporation the same jingoism applies to inter-departmental wars. In these wars, it is rare that the best decision for the corporation is made. Self-preservation is a powerful force and autoexec-jingoism is hard to avoid too.

      I wish I was immune, but of course, when I worked in Japan I was all for the Japanese, when I worked in Europe, I took the EU side in trade disputes, and in my past life as an Aussie citizen I disparaged the ugly Americans. Oh well, perfection is hard to find. :-(

      It's actually more amusing to be around Oracle citizens though. The way they quote "Larry" makes me very concerned about their welfare.

      In any case, I don't think you'll get any Microsoft sick-outs soon. If you want to fight a good OS war then know your enemy for they are loyal.

    2. Re:Microsoft Walk Out? by delmoi · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't mind it one bit if they all took a sick day at the same time, to tell Microsoft that they are sick of the Lawyers and the Marketroids screwing around with the public like this.


      I wouldn't mind it one bit if microsoft paid me $100,000 but that won't have one either.

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  78. Bic can join the war on terrorism by Mdog · · Score: 1

    All bic has to do is ban the planing of terrorist activites with its products, and we can send our boys home!

    Now if we can only get the pencil people onboard....

  79. how long untill...... by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    how long do you think it will be untill some one makes a web page using FP2002 that has porn, hate, and dispareges MS+ and then E-mails the HTML file to Billy and his law department?

    I bett 2600 does it first :)

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  80. OT: Sig... by Lancer · · Score: 2
    Do you hate Subway's new cut like I do? Do something about it: http://spine.cx/subway/

    Son, you have _far_ too much time on your hands...

    The scary thing is, I agree with you!

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  81. Poor Ed. by VulgarBoatman · · Score: 1

    The real victim here is Ed Foster, who selflessly prostrated himself on the alter of Microsoft for the betterment of us all. Who among us had the sense to track down a copy of the FP2002 EULA and actually VERIFY WHAT IT SAYS before commenting authoritatively about it?! Much less the glandular fortitude to go out and actually purchase a copy of FrontPage?

    Ed should get a cookie. From adserver.com

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  82. First rule about MS.. you dont talk about MS by willie3204 · · Score: 1

    First rule about buying M$ products: You dont talk shit about MS products
    Second rule about buying M$ products: You dont talk shit about MS products
    Does this sound familiar. Anyone up for some Fight Club Bill Gates style???

    1. Re:First rule about MS.. you dont talk about MS by smack_attack · · Score: 1

      Third rule about buying M$ products: You dont have to buy MS products.

  83. Do they follow their own EULA? by RedOregon · · Score: 1
    I went to www.microsoft.com (with condoms on my fingers, of course) and checked the source code. I figured if they were using their own product to write their web pages, then they would be breaking their own EULA with all the Linux hatred on their site (comparing to cancer, etc).

    Oddly enough, though, I couldn't find any META tags specifying what the generator was! Something tells me they don't code their pages by hand... are they embarrassed about what authoring program they _do_ use??

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    1. Re:Do they follow their own EULA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft's web site hasn't changed in years, well before frontpage matured into a "usable" version.

  84. You forgot the porn... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 2

    Make sure you include some porn on the page you created. And some links to white-supremacist sites...

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    1. Re:You forgot the porn... by Derek · · Score: 1

      One lawsuit at a time, thank you.
      -Derek

  85. Dimwit by Vicegrip · · Score: 1

    Going to war has nothing to do with a company leveraging its monopoly position to try to stifle/crush criticism of itself.

    It never ceases to amaze me how some people will stoop to any low to try to associate a human tragedy's concern with their own totally unrelated interests. Your attempt at trying to correlate the consequences of last week with a very legitimate concern over clauses in a Microsoft EULA is shameful.

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  86. Restrictive EULAs by jd · · Score: 2
    ...are nothing new, but this reaches a new level of control that seems hard to comprehend.


    It's probably a pipe-dream, but I really do suggest that writers of EULAs, licences, etc, start by reading some books on how to recognise what is mutually beneficial and what is merely abusive.


    I suggest starting with some light reading - "For Your Own Good", "The Verbally Abusive Relationship" and "The Road Less Travelled" are probably good places to start. You might notice that none of them specifically talk about EULAs, or indeed about computer software. However, they have a LOT to say about the mind, what stimulates it and what kills it.


    I accept that no two people are going to agree on what is a sane policy or attitude, but one thing is certain. Unless people DO start thinking about such issues, we're going to see a lot more EULAs like this. And worse.

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  87. International Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To make this a little bit topical, I seem to recall that the Taliban has a law against using the Internet. So to avoid breaking this (international) law, am I not allowed to use FrontPage in connection with the Internet?

  88. Shhh! The Microsoft Police are listening... :) by MikeV · · Score: 1

    Well, see, now they'll have to revise their future EULA to reflect that. :>

  89. Can companies silence consumers? by jjr · · Score: 1

    The first amendment restricts the government from restricting free speech. Companies can stop their partners, employees, and consultants from speaking against them. The EULA does not stop consumers from speaking out against Micro$haft. Nothing is forcing you to buy FrontPage so the argument that Micro$haft stopping free speech is a bit of a stretch to me. You do not have to use FrontPage you can use what ever you want to create an anti-Micro$haft website. I do remember seeing a anti-Micro$haft site that was done in FrontPage. If I can find I will post it.

  90. Just dont' infringe the Benevolent Bill by vortexSurpher · · Score: 1

    "...infringe any intellectual property or other rights of these parties, violate any state, federal or international law..."


    So we can't infringe their rights, but they can take away free speech from us. This certainly is the Land of Opportunity, where anyone can screw anyone. Just don't talk about it afterwards. At least, if Bill decides to drop Expedia or any of the others, he can't bitch about them on a web site using FrontPage. Of course, Bill ain't stupid. He's probably using Linux.

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  91. Congress != Microsoft. by chinton · · Score: 1

    To all of you worried about the Bill of Rights being trampled here, and not bothering to get the "freedom of speech" part correct, here it is:

    "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

    As far as I know, the Front Page EULA is not currently up for vote in front of the Congress. I may be wrong -- please let me know if I am...

    1. Re:Congress != Microsoft. by Obliqueness · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure the 'freedom of speech' part is being missed, so much as the 'contract law allows one to give away any/all rights within the scope of the contract' part.

      So then my question becomes: "Since a EULA is non-negotiable, is it still a contract, or is it some other instrument, covered by other areas of law?"

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    2. Re:Congress != Microsoft. by chinton · · Score: 1

      No, I'm pretty sure is the "freedom of speech" part. Look at the article's headline, and the content of a lot of the posts.

      As far as whether or not its a contract; any licensing agreement is based on the principle of "If you don't agree to 'A', 'B', and 'C', then you can't use this product.". The fact that it is non-negotiable doesn't matter. The disclaimer at the beginning of a baseball game ("This broadcast is property of such-and-so team and Major League Baseball, any rebroadcast without express written consent is prohibitted") is non-negotiable, but is enforcable.

  92. Think in different terms... by FortKnox · · Score: 1

    Try this one:

    At Smith&Wesson, you can buy our revolvers by agreeing that you won't shoot any humans or wildlife; only fire on targets at a firing range. (For clarification, I just made that up).

    Its the same thing. You can't place those types of restriction without the law backing you up. It'll fall apart the first time microsoft attempts to sue.

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  93. ACLU anyone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if it soon will be illegal to write anti-3M sentiments on a post-it note?

  94. Sounds like a CYA move to me by jermz · · Score: 1

    This sounds like a CYA move. If someone were to get in legal trouble for a site they created, MS could avoid getting dragged into any courtroom by hiding behind the EULA. "Your Honor, the EULA clearly states that you cannot use the software to create such a site. Our hands are clean."

    It's a sad commentary on our society that I come to that conclusion, but there it is.

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    1. Re:Sounds like a CYA move to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an attorney. This is EXACTLY what MS is doing. Why in the world would MS do it, otherwise? There's no good reason for it (absolutely ridiculous conspiracy theories notwithstanding).

  95. Guess the Justice Dept. Doesn't Use Frontpage... by Mr.+Whipple · · Score: 1

    Gosh, I hope the Justice Dept. didn't use FrontPage to generate the web page for Penfield Jackson's Findings of Fact.

  96. EULA: Photo of Bill Gates above your desk. by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 3, Insightful


    "All your thoughts are belong to us!"

    That reminds me, whatever happened to the Natalie Portman and hot grits posts? And where is signal11?

    The EULA of the future will prohibit even thinking a bad thought about Microsoft. The serial numbers will be 100 digits long, and you will be told to post a photo of Bill Gates above your desk. Some reviewers will say that Microsoft was very kind to include a photo in the box, so that users do not have to buy one separately.


    What Should be the Response to Violence?

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    1. Re:EULA: Photo of Bill Gates above your desk. by Garc · · Score: 1
      And where is signal11?

      He left. He's over at k5 now.

      Garc

    2. Re:EULA: Photo of Bill Gates above your desk. by Swaffs · · Score: 1

      You mean so that users won't be tempted to download a better picture.

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    3. Re:EULA: Photo of Bill Gates above your desk. by stankyho · · Score: 1

      heres a pretty accurate photo: http://reames.org/end_of_thread.html

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  97. To RealityMaster101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are you now, oh superior one? How does that foot of yours taste??

  98. Now Get a Refund by Noxxus · · Score: 1

    Just to be sure, this afternoon I went down to the store and bought a copy of FrontPage 2002 myself.

    Now that you know you *are* gonna take it back, right? :-)

    1. Re:Now Get a Refund by Lxy · · Score: 2

      Probably can't, he already opened it. Unless it's one of those software stores that allows 24 hr software returns (YES, they exist, Software ETC used to do it). Does bring up a valid point thoguh. I bought a piece of MS software, I read the EULA in it's entirety, and I don't agree. Can I have my money back?

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    2. Re:Now Get a Refund by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 1

      don't most EULA's allow for unconditional return if you don't agree to the license?

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  99. Re:Stupid, yes. Violates your rights, no. by the-banker · · Score: 1

    No it isn't a violation of the First Amendment. The First Amendment protects you against the government suppressing speech - not a private company.

    It is a contract of sorts. You can say whatever you want - you just can't use their tool to do it. If you do, they can fight you on breeching the contract. You will pay damages. You will not have your speech removed unless you choose to do so.

    It is an onerous license, so don't use the tool. Simple. But they aren't violating your rights because you don't have to purchase the tool - there are other tools available.

  100. Can't use frontpage for porn? by DA_MAN_DA_MYTH · · Score: 1

    But how are my kids supposed to eat?

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  101. Again, AGAIN, and AgAIN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    How about you post the whole damn EULA so that we can see the little bit in the context of the document? Again this is taking "a user said" as FACT. Post the EULA in it's entirety so that we can see what is defined by "Software". Otherwise pull this piece of shit post as "NON-NEWS". News posts are supposed to be the following: 1. Factual 2. Unbiased 3. Not pushed out by people who have Taco or Katz anywhere in their name.

    Again we get into the stupid ass issue of free speach and exactly what it is. And while everyone is pissing about MS censoring people the people here are doing the very same thing. HYPOCRITES!

  102. No Competition Allowed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    2 points.
    1) With this etrrorist bombing, I don't think the American people will care to do anything about this. Unless they discover that Bill Gates is muslim. Or that the Gates Foundation has given money to Al Qaeda.

    2) Second unless the above is true... I think the Justice department is waiting for an EULA of the following "...may not be used in conjunction or on the same system/network as a product that competes directly or indirectly with any Microsoft product..."

  103. Correction: All your thought are belong to us. by becker · · Score: 1

    Reproduce the bad grammer correctly ;->.

    1. Re:Correction: All your thought are belong to us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Japanese could at least spell "grammar" correctly.

    2. Re:Correction: All your thought are belong to us. by tauntalum · · Score: 1

      You're right, of course, but I realized it too late... like shutting the locked door with your keys in the ignition...

  104. Who in Gods name uses Frontpain anyway??? by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Or buys it to check the EULA to win a /. debate? LOL
    I don't get it. Don't we ALL agree that Mickeysoft in general and specially their EULAs just plain suck big time? Not to speak of Frontpain (rotfl...)

    So what's the big issue here?

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  105. Franklin said it best! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    - Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania, 1759.

    1. Re:Franklin said it best! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! I have to say, this cracked me up.

  106. Do the Taliban still have those Stinger missiles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That the USians gave to them... they could come in handy in the next few weeks.

  107. It's a revenue conspiracy by siegesama · · Score: 1



    Just to be sure, this afternoon I went down to the store and bought a copy of FrontPage 2002 myself...


    So that's their new revenue plan. Obscure and inflammatory EULA that have to be seen to be believed, and purchased to be seen.

    Which must be taking the place of their older scheme which was to add such ridiculous easter-egg functions to random products that people would of course just HAVE to see

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  108. I use VI by famazza · · Score: 1

    As simple as it gets!

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    1. Re:I use VI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use Emacs
      Vi is pale in comparison

    2. Re:I use VI by famazza · · Score: 1

      hehe. We can keep fight until end of times here!

      Probably Emacs might be as good as vi, but I don't know Emacs enough.

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    3. Re:I use VI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're both idiots!

      use PICO!

    4. Re:I use VI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would qualify as a really good flame war subject... Let's get the show on the road!!!

      nedit...nedit...nedit, nedit is the best!!!

      http://www.nedit.org/

    5. Re:I use VI by escape · · Score: 1

      you're all crazy... cooledit!

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  109. Stupid lawsuits by donutello · · Score: 2

    It seems to me that that stuff is put there to cover their legal asses in case someone is offended by a website that was created using Frontpage.

    I could totally see someone deciding that the website creator was not enough money and deciding to sue MS instead for creating the software that allows it.

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    1. Re:Stupid lawsuits by jandrese · · Score: 3, Funny

      I have trouble seeing where people are going to get offended at an "M$ Sucks!" website and then sue Microsoft over it.

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  110. Government EULA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft EULA for the next federal purchase of Office: You may not use the Software in connection with any legal action involveing Microsoft and Microsoft owned properties. This includes but is not limited to antitrust actions, restraint of trade, export control or money laundering.

  111. ...Fool me twice, shame on me... by frankie · · Score: 5, Informative
    Every time one of these stories comes out, an apologist says "I'm sure it was just an accident, their lawyers/marketers/whoever made a dumb mistake". And this is just the ones where they got caught, the mainstream media cared, and they backed down. There's plenty of other shit they do that slides by.

    Sorry, but after the same exact set of events repeats itself dozens of times over the course of a decade, you can't chalk it up to accident any more. This is malice.

    1. Re:...Fool me twice, shame on me... by Sarcasmooo! · · Score: 2

      Oh, pshaw. Microsoft is only exercising it's god-given right to find new and innovative methods of disguising organized crime as legitimate business.

    2. Re:...Fool me twice, shame on me... by lavaforge · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but after the same exact set of events repeats itself dozens of times over the course of a decade, you can't chalk it up to accident any more. This is malice.

      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." --Napoleon Bonaparte

    3. Re:...Fool me twice, shame on me... by frankie · · Score: 1

      M$ didn't become the 8 billion pound gorilla of the information age by being stupid.

      Also, Hanlon's Razor was probably by William James or Alfred Korzybski.

    4. Re:...Fool me twice, shame on me... by pmz · · Score: 1
      I'll add a stick to the fire:

      Since I'm fortunate enough to use a UNIX workstation at work, I often get to see those things that my M$-enslaven co-workers don't. For example, the M$-based e-mail server here encodes file attachments so that only users of M$ Outleak can read those attachments, even if the files were originally ordinary PDF. In other words, I can't use Adobe Acrobat to open the M$-tainted PDF files!

      Plausable M$ advertisement: "Microsoft. We take the 'portable' out of 'Portable Document Format.'"

    5. Re:...Fool me twice, shame on me... by zpengo · · Score: 2
      This is malice.

      *tap*

      *knee jerk*

      *tap*

      *knee jerk*

      Since when is "Free Speech" defined as "what you can publish with Front Page." Microsoft is not violating anyone's right to free speech; They're simply saying for what purpose their products can be used. Every corporation has the right to limit how useful their product is, if they so desire; Just means less business for them.

      When will people get it through their thick skulls that just because they can't do XYZ on AOL, or Microsoft, or whatever, that it doesn't mean that the company is violating their right to freedom of speech. Just because you sent your manifesto to Newsweek and they didn't print it, don't go around acting like a damn martyr.

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    6. Re:...Fool me twice, shame on me... by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Since when is "Free Speech" defined as "what you can publish with Front Page." Microsoft is not violating anyone's right to free speech; They're simply saying for what purpose their products can be used. Every corporation has the right to limit how useful their product is, if they so desire;

      Oh? I disagree. In general, a corporation has no right to dictate how I use their product after I buy it. The software market is an anomaly in the business world, but when MS finally rolls out their subscription model, they'll have a good deal more leverage to make these kinds of demands, since the user will no longer own the software.

    7. Re:...Fool me twice, shame on me... by kir · · Score: 1

      Oh? I disagree. In general, a corporation has no right to dictate how I use their product after I buy it.

      Tell that to the MPAA and RIAA. They've been telling us what we can and cannot do with the products we buy for years (especially the MPAA - DVDs). What's so different with this case? M$ is doing the exact same thing. Soon enough, laws will on the books that will make all these completely legal and we'll all have to shut our mouths or go to jail.

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    8. Re:...Fool me twice, shame on me... by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 0
      In general, a corporation has no right to dictate how I use their product after I buy it.

      Does the phrase "use only as directed" ring a bell? Like, on your medicine bottles?

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    9. Re:...Fool me twice, shame on me... by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      There is a difference between them saying what you can use their products for, and them saying what you can use their products for and having it be legally enforcable. You are still allowed to make an mp3 of a CD, even if the case explicitly says "you may not make mp3s from this CD." You are allowed to make a copy of a DVD even though it says you cannot. The problem with the latter is that there is no way to do that at the moment without circumventing access controls, which under the DMCA is illegal. So the irony is you are allowed t o make a copy of a DVD, watch it, whatever, but at the moment you need a "device" that bypasses the access control, and THAT is illegal to distribute. All the cases that the RIAA have won (important distinction) have pertained to distribution of copyrighted material, which has always been illegal.

    10. Re:...Fool me twice, shame on me... by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Is "use only as directed" legally enforcable? No.

    11. Re:...Fool me twice, shame on me... by funky+womble · · Score: 1

      try this
      dfjlgnjfjkldjgjfldjgsdfjbjlsfjdjkbnsrtjhbjksn kjsfnjksdfjnfjknjksnjkbskgfbljb

    12. Re:...Fool me twice, shame on me... by pmz · · Score: 1

      Very interesting. Thanks.

  112. Definition of Software? by geo-geo · · Score: 1

    I read this and then went back to re-read something in the previous story. According to this post, if you read the section from the beginning the term Software means only the web components and the like. We will probably need clarification because I don't believe this means the FrontPage product, but the use of some available components which could be included on a site which falls under the described categories.
    I've found a lot of things can be misinterpreted if the full picture/meaning/wording is not examined and taken into consideration. I don't know if this is one of those cases, but I'm going to see if I can find someone who uses the product and take a look for myself.

  113. Bill Bin Laden!! by sireenmalik · · Score: 1

    Enough said ;)

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  114. I can usually be found defending MS... by tshak · · Score: 2

    I'm a .NET developer and recently I've been building solutions using Windows, SQL Server, Etc. I can usually be found defending MS as Slashdot generally has an unfair bias against them. This, however, SHOCKS ME. How many more donations to the EFF do I have to make this year? I used to say MS's biggest weakness (and challange) was it's inherint security problems in Office/Outlook. Now I'll have to tack on truly draconion EULA's.

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  115. reviews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this make it illegal for, say, ZDNet to write bad reviews of MS products if they use Front Page anywhere on their site?

  116. Microsoft: We are above the U.S. constitution. by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 2


    Doesn't change anything. Microsoft is saying they are above the law of the land.

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  117. I think it works by cats-paw · · Score: 1

    Isn't this what software vendors are trying to do? The idea is to enforce the license agreement as a contract. There is nothing wrong with putting all sorts of ridiculous conditions in a contract (unconstitutional or otherwise) because the idea is that you don't have to "sign it".

    Since congress passes laws which everyone should, in theory, obey, it must be "regulated" in a sense.

    So the interesting thing here is that a company could in fact:

    gain a monopoly in an application (that'll never happen).

    Update the license to that app to call for ridiculous restrictions on free speech.

    Poof ! If enough people decide they just HAVE to use the software, they've just taken away their own freedom.

    Maybe there is going to have to be some sort of push that says contracts which abridges freedoms outlined in the constitution are unenforceable and invalid.

    On the other hand, if people are going to CHOOSE to give up their freedoms, so don't they deserve what they get ?

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  118. AxtiveX by ColdGold · · Score: 1

    I think that you have just solved a problem of mine. Some newer web pages refuse to load in either Opera 5.12 (my main browser) or Mozilla 0.93 which is my backup. But when I scratch out IE from the box I buried it in then they load perfectly.

    Incidentally, Frontpage is nothing. No-one uses it for anything important. I am however worried that MicroSoft may put the same caveat on Windows and/or Office and then enforce it. Frontpage is possibly just testing the waters.

  119. great analogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thanks, I just laughed coke out my nose...

  120. If you don't like FrontPage's EULA, don't use it? by sg3000 · · Score: 2

    A couple of people have suggested that if one doesn't like the FrontPage EULA, you shouldn't use it, That may work for individuals, but what about corporations?

    Are they not allowed to say anything negative about Microsoft (like reporting on sleazy things they did in the DOJ trial) just because their IT department decided that everyone's going to use FrontPage to generate web content? What about a news organization?

    Think about if other companies did this. I remember back in 1997 when it fashionable to back Apple, you'd have writers penning very biased anti-Apple articles from their own PowerBooks (hey! I'm talking to you, Wired).

    I guess this all stems from the idea that you can't buy software; you only license it. It'll only get worse when they put annual subscriptions into play because they won't have to take you to court; they'll just refused to renew your subscription.

    I wonder if this means that Microsoft will someday decide to not renew some Microsoft-investigatin' journalist's subscription to their products because of some condition like this in the EULA.

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  121. I don't have the license agreement... by PhipleTroenix · · Score: 1

    ...but from what I read yesterday, in the previous paragraph, there is a definition of "the software".

    Does anyone with the license agreement in front of them care to reply?

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  122. oxymoron by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    Seems kind of wrong to rely on MS to make your web-site to bash MS.

    Ben

  123. Osama Bin Donkey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So where does this leave me with my favorite image of Bin Laden with his Donkey?

    Osama Bin Donkey

  124. Slow news day? by Anixamander · · Score: 1

    Is there so little going on that we are forced to trot out a story from yesterday with no further clarification than before?

    I thought /. stories only got repeated when two editors who don't read /. post the same thing. Now they are knowingly reposting stories? I didn't realize slashdot had a sweeps week.

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    1. Re:Slow news day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And like TV Sweeps, you don't have to watch it.
      Instead of your insipid whining, DON'T READ IT.
      duh.

    2. Re:Slow news day? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would require a "No dumbshit /. articles" filter. But then you'd see nothing at all...

  125. Just Say No To Front Page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just Say No To Front Page
    Use any non-MS created text editor, yes, that means you'll actually have to LEARN HTML! How unthinkable!

  126. legal overreaching??? NOT. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is this even news? Who cares? From a legal standpoint (YIAAL) MS isn't violating anyone's free speech. Just don't buy the damn thing. It's a contract. People give away what you think is a right to free speech all the time -- NDA's, verbal promises that things are "off the record" -- keeping your best friend's secrets, for Pete's sake. Only the government has to worry about violating someone's free speech, and even then, it's prior restraint that's bad. And the government can still legitimately abridge your right to free speech, anyway!

    Second, Putting this in the EULA for Frontpage is vastly different from putting it in the EULA for Windows. Who the hell uses Frontpage anyway? What a cheap shot to gripe that MS is a monopoly, in this case.

    One more thing. Just because a contract might have one bad clause doesn't invalidate the whole contract. Courts wouldn't do that; that would be dumb.

  127. chances by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    chances are that if they guy's smart enough to know how evil and how bad m$ software is, he should be smart enough to create a homepage without the help of ms-frontpage. and that doesnt require intelligence at first anyway ;)

  128. Re:Stupid, yes. Violates your rights, no. by codefool · · Score: 1
    No real argument here - I just feel that m$ is, once again, trying to get away with something that, in reality, would not stand up to muster.

    As far as violating our rights, no they aren't. But what they are trying to do is to get their customers to involuntarily through deception give up their fundamental right to free speach as guaranteed etc. etc. I don't think that would stand up in court unless M$ explicity spelled it out, to wit "I agree that I am waiving my right to free speach by using this product" OWTTE. I also don't think M$ could prove monetary damages. The worst that would happen is you would have to stop using their tool.

    Not using m$ is getting easier everyday.

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  129. MOD THIS UP! by jiheison · · Score: 1

    This peice of stunning insight is relevant to just about every issue facing us today!

    1. Re:MOD THIS UP! by Non-Newtonian+Fluid · · Score: 2

      Tian xia wu shang? What's that in reference to?

    2. Re:MOD THIS UP! by jiheison · · Score: 1

      Tian xia wu shang? What's that in reference to?

      No reference.

  130. In other breaking news... by kill+-9+$$ · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has plans to add to all of its future and existing (remember that clause that this agreement can be voided at any time by the vendor...) that users of Microsoft's products are not allowed use them to research other products provided by vendors other than Microsoft themselves or vendors on their preferred vendor list (otherwise known as the folks that pay them money to be on the list)

    If this FrontPage EULA is legal, I see nothing stopping the above, do you? They're not monopolistic...

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  131. Hatred of Porno?! by Maskirovka · · Score: 1
    It's too easy to read it like this.
    "You may not use the Software in connection with any site that disparages Microsoft, MSN, MSNBC, Expedia, or their products or services, infringe any intellectual property or other rights of these parties, violate any state, federal or international law, or promote racism, hatred of pornography."

  132. Enforce it! Please! by return+42 · · Score: 1

    I'd love to see Microsoft take someone to court for violating that clause. As if they don't have enough PR problems...

  133. Slashcode Restricts Freedom Of Truth (It's True!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A mild controvery occured yesterday in a story claiming Slashdot prohibits anti-truth speech if you use Windows. Here is a followup submitted by Rectum from the original author: "Several readers have told me their EULA for Slashdot 2002 does not contain the no-disparaging-Linux term, or that the term only applies to the Tux logo or to the Web components like the Slashcode news headline component. Just to be sure, this afternoon I went down to the store and bought a copy of Slashcode 2002 myself. In the box was the "Slashcode 2002" license on a four-page folded sheet, titled "End- User License Agreement For Slashcode Software." Under Section #1, Grant of License, the second paragraph headed "Restrictions" states in part: "You may not use the Software in connection with any site that disparages Slashdot, CmdrTaco, JonKatz, Tux the Penguin, or their products or services, infringe any intellectual property or other rights of these parties, violate any state, federal or international law, or promote factual analysis of any news articles posted on Slashdot." (Not only a stunning example of legal overreaching, in my opinion, but very poor grammar as well.) It appears to me to clearly apply to use of Slashdot as a whole and not just the logo or Web components. I suspect that there are different versions of the EULA of Slashcode 2002..."

  134. in vitro insemination by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Latest news: In a feat of daring vertical integration, Microsoft has bought up hundreds of biotechnology patents - essentially taking control of all intellectual property pertaining to in vitro insemination. According to the EULA distributed by Microsoft, all children conceived through their process will not be allowed to disparage Microsoft and will have to purchase Microsoft software exclusively. Additionally, Microsoft is considering a subscription service where users would have to pay each year in order to stay alive.

  135. Who cares? by annielaurie · · Score: 1

    Anybody who uses Frontpage consistently has such a strong masochistic streak that the restrictions probably won't bother them. Relax and go get yourself a copy of Dreamweaver.

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    1. Re:Who cares? by ellem · · Score: 1

      ...ooh oh Dreamweavah words words words words get me through the night....

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  136. So, a bad program... by Dog+and+Pony · · Score: 1

    ...prevents me from saying bad things about a bad company.

    Too bad I use a normal text editor for all such bad stuff... and maybe someday, some good. :)

    "I'm bad" - M. Jackson

  137. This forbids WinVNC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Except as otherwise permitted by the NetMeeting, Remote Assistance, and Remote Desktop features described below, you may not use the Product to permit any Device to use, access, display or run other executable software residing on the Workstation Computer, nor may you permit any Device to use, access, display, or run the Product or Product's user interface, unless the Device has a separate license for the Product.

    This section appears to be an explicite forbidding of running a VNC server. I wonder how many people know that. I guess they're trying to 'promote' Win2K, but this is a bit excessive.

    1. Re:This forbids WinVNC by powerlord · · Score: 2
      Except as otherwise permitted by the NetMeeting, Remote Assistance, and Remote Desktop features described below, you may not use the Product to permit any Device to use, access, display or run other executable software residing on the Workstation Computer, nor may you permit any Device to use, access, display, or run the Product or Product's user interface, unless the Device has a separate license for the Product.

      This section appears to be an explicite forbidding of running a VNC server. I wonder how many people know that. I guess they're trying to 'promote' Win2K, but this is a bit excessive.


      It also affects Lotus Sametime (their Instant Message/Collaboration software), as well as PC-Anywhere.
      Gee ... I wonder what they will "innovate"* next?

      * Innovate : (verb) To steal features from competitors while using ones Monopoly market position to bar those same competitors from the market (from MS-DIC 2002, previously a Merriam-Webster property)
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  138. This submitter needs to give more info. by Old+Man+Kensey · · Score: 2
    Reyacta notes the following:

    "Under Section #1, Grant of License, the second paragraph headed 'Restrictions' states in part: 'You may not use the Software...'"

    In the license I saw, an earlier paragraph said:

    "For purposes of this section, the Software means the FrontPage Web components, including the MSNBC news headline component, the MSN MoneyCentral Stock Quote component, and the MSN Search component."

    The story submitter doesn't say whether this clause is in his EULA or not. If it is, then as previously reported, the site content restrictions only apply to sites that use services provided through MSN, not all sites that are created with FrontPage.

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    1. Re:This submitter needs to give more info. by realdpk · · Score: 1

      Hi mods, please mod this up. And maybe highlight it. Make the font +20. Nobody is reading it.

    2. Re:This submitter needs to give more info. by civilizedINTENSITY · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it mean any frontpage web component? How is web component defined? If I use their Java menu buttons, is that a "web component"? If I used hyperlinked text for my menus am I then safe to speak out?

  139. Re:In Praise of MS? by parl · · Score: 1

    MICROSOFT CORPORATION, leading American computer software company. Microsoft develops and sells a wide variety of software products...
    That's the initial "definition." But in the same way, check out the Epistle Dedicatory in any King James Bible published in England: "To the most High and Might Prince, JAMES. Great and manifold were the blessings, most dread Soverign, which were bestowed ...."
    Ross

  140. Not a joke... by uptownguy · · Score: 1

    Since reading this thread, I've tried three (as in beer) times to look up the Microsoft Entry on the Encarta web site and each time I get the following:

    Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a0005'

    Invalid procedure call or argument

    /shared/spot/xmlsearchcore.inc, line 572

    Heh. I'm not a MS basher, but even I found the irony tasty...

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  141. The CPL has a similar Policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The CPL (www.thepl.com) CyberAthlete Professional League, has a similiar clause in their rules. Essentially anyone who participates in their online leagues (CAL) or in their Lan events, cannot "disparage, discredit, dishonor, derogate or maliciously criticize the CPL in any public forum, including but not limited to websites,IRC, Usenet/Web discussion systems, magazines, newspapers, radio, documentaries and/or television"

    #11 @ http://www.thecpl.com/releases/rules.txt

    seems like is a bit much also. A team (Clan Knightmare) was recently suspended til January for comments they made on their own website.

  142. Y-A-N-R-T-D M$ - but who needs it? by CodeShark · · Score: 1
    Just what we all need -- Yet Another Reason To Ditch Microsoft.

    As if their support of the (1)DCMA, (2) UCITA, (3)CSS encryption wasn't bad enough... How 'bout we throw in (4) extremely poorly secured software allowing email and VBA script viruses, (5) attempting to poison Java, (6), OS-extortion/control over virtually every major PC maker for a number of years, or (7) even limiting our reason's to ditch their company to one practice: their constant FUD and attempts to "embrace, extend, and control" virtually every facet of the software industry.

    Well Mr. Gates & co., it's like this: Allaire's "Homesite", etc. are a whole lot better than FP any version, ASP is possibly the worst method of Web programming I've had to endure, and now that Linux and the BSD's have fully stabilized, I don't need your stinkin' OS anymore either. So your vaunted M$ monopoly hasn't earned even a penny of my hard earned income in something like six years now, and won't for the foreseeable future.

    Shoot, with this new language in their EULA, it's rapidly approaching the point where using MS products is not only a stupid thing to do, but practically un-American as well.

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  143. what next? by streetlawyer · · Score: 4, Flamebait

    Yeah, and pretty soon Linux will release a licence that means any time you use Open Source software, all the software you write with it has to be Open Source too .... hang on, wait a minute ....

    1. Re:what next? by Merk · · Score: 2

      I know it's a troll, I'll to make it clear to anybody who might be fooled. Open source software can be used to do anything you want. You can use your Emacs editor on your Linux box to write a MS driver or even to write Word itself if you're so inclined. It's only when you're using GPLed *code* that you have to release modifications and addons to that code under the GPL.

    2. Re:what next? by BlowCat · · Score: 2
      Yeah, and pretty soon Linux will release a licence that means any time you use Open Source software, all the software you write with it has to be Open Source too .... hang on, wait a minute ....
      Linux is licensed under GPL. GPL doesn't limit how the software is used. Linux (the kernel at least) has so many authors, that it's not realistic that the license will ever change, because every author would have to agree.

      It's not like Mozilla, where most developers are employed by the same company. So please stop worrying. Your joke is not funny.

    3. Re:what next? by anshil · · Score: 1

      Well GPL politics is genereally NOT to make this requirment. However chances to enforce such rule where there in the past the FSF decided that this is NOT the way to go.

      Take in example the glibc, if it would have been GPL instead of LGPL, your stament would be true, you would no longer be allowed to develop any closed source software.

      Other example is bison. The Bison parser generator included some if it's source into the output, making it automatically GPL, after this issue was discovered the FSF put in a special exception that this way bison operates does NOT put the output into a GPL license.

      GCC and Gnu assembler can both also be used to compile properitary application. gcc's support libraries are also LGPL, again it would have been an easy move if they would have wanted in the past.

      So rest assure this is not an issue, and pure anti-linux-FUD.

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    4. Re:what next? by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

      That right. Then Linux waits untill someone incorporates GPL'd code into their closed project w/o reading the license, and when they're too far along to change it, Linux leaps out and shouts, "Ah Ha, Gotcha! All your code now belong to me! Muhahahahahaha!!"

      (Unlike, say, business owners who've invested heavily in Msft infrastructure now dealing with the new licensing designed to punish those who don't voluntarily buy every upgrade that comes out whether they need it or not).

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    5. Re:what next? by Jebediah21 · · Score: 1

      Nice troll *rolls eyes*. You get sick of K5 or something?

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    6. Re:what next? by anshil · · Score: 1

      Honestly if you incorparete -anything- not belonging to you without reading the license you're totally crazy.

      And normally what I viewed FSF reactions to recent GPL violations in the past they made most times a compromise, and didn't force them anything related to released into the GPL, and shout gotcha, all your ...babble..

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    7. Re:what next? by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's only when you're using GPLed *code* that you have to
      release modifications and addons to that code under the GPL.

      Even that much isn't true. It's not all "use" of the code that requires you to release your mods under GPL, it's only when you *distribute* the GPLed code, you have to distribute your mods to it as well.


      As long as you don't redistribute the GPLed code, do whatever you feel like. If your own code is modularly seperated from the GPL code enough that you don't need to release any GPL code in order to release your own code (if your own code can be released in a stand-alone fashion), then pick whatever license terms you want. The "viral" nature of the GPL only applies to situations where you are passing on the GPL code to others. If you write some software that's modular enough that you can make installation instructions like "First download GPL product Foo, then download my product Bar, then compile Foo, then compile Bar and run it." Then in that case your product Bar can use whatever license you like, because you aren't really distributing the GPL Foo code - you are just distributing your own code and that's it.


      This is why, for example, you may distribute a binary you compiled with gcc, without having to GPL your source for it (and this was true even before the invention of the LGPL).


      To the idiots who keep trashing the GPL based on this myth, let me repeat: The "viral" nature ONLY applies to when you have to RE-distribute the GPL'ed program as part of your own. You don't have to do that unless you merged your code with the GPL code in some way. If you didn't do that, you wouldn't need to redistributed the GPL code as part of your own.

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    8. Re:what next? by mcc · · Score: 5, Informative
      To add slightly to what the others replying to your post have already said by reiterating what has been posted on slashdot many, many times before:

      Unless "all the software you write with it" means "all the software that you create that incorporates source code taken from the source code of Linux" (and i would assume it is not, for i would expect that the prestigious StreetLawyer would not be one to make a grammar ambiguity mistake):
      1. Such a license as you describe would not be compatible with the GPL, as the GPL demands that no use restrictions may be added to GPLed software. (See GPL section 6). So unless one individual entity has the copyright at this point to relicense the entire Linux kernel (unlikely-- *does* anyone? do you have to sign over your copyright to someone specific when you submit a kernel patch?), such a restriction (stating that if you write software using Linux you must open-source it) could not be added unless it were added to the GPL itself.
      2. Please note that linux and other such GPLed products are always released under a certain version of the GPL, with the addition of the phrase "or at your option a later version of the GPL". Hence, even if new restrictions are added to the GPL, this does not affect GPLed code already out there.

        In either of the cases described above, you are still free to simply use the older, less restrictively licensed versions of Linux already out there, as the GPL does not allow anyone to retract a license they have given someone under the terms of the GPL.

    9. Re:what next? by 4of12 · · Score: 2

      Fortunately, there's nothing in the GPL that prohibits you from disparaging the GPL, Linux, or any of the applications that you are using.

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    10. Re:what next? by Tim+C · · Score: 2

      It would be fair enogh, K5 seemed to be getting sick of him :)

      Cheers,

      Tim

    11. Re:what next? by rprycem · · Score: 1

      Yeah I hate it when "linux" jumps out and shouts at me. Last night I heard Linux in the other room yelling at a poor old Commodore 64. Bashing it as just another Microsoft OS with blue screens. I had to step in because that bastard Linux was getting a little caried away. Damit.

    12. Re:what next? by jfunk · · Score: 2
      To the idiots who keep trashing the GPL based on this myth, let me repeat: The "viral" nature ONLY applies to when you have to RE-distribute the GPL'ed program as part of your own. You don't have to do that unless you merged your code with the GPL code in some way. If you didn't do that, you wouldn't need to redistributed the GPL code as part of your own.


      Do remember that the GPL is intended to increase your freedom, not limit it.

      If you do not agree to the GPL, that's fine. It falls under standard copyright in that case. Standard copyright, the law that applies automatically for any written work if you're in the States or any commonwealth country, specifies that you are not to copy it at all. That is undeniably less freedom than the GPL gives.

      The point, kids, is that the GPL is much more lenient than the standard ways. You get, as RMS (yes I think he is insane, but I still prefer GPL) says, much more freedom.

      (If you can understand that last sentence, you are either a programmer or not nearly as drunk as I am.)
    13. Re:what next? by gdr · · Score: 1
      Please note that linux and other such GPLed products are always released under a certain version of the GPL, with the addition of the phrase "or at your option a later version of the GPL".
      Linus releases his code under the GPL version 2 only because he's worried about the possible future direction of the licence. I'm not sure what proportion of the kernel contributers follow this practice.
    14. Re:what next? by TicTacTux · · Score: 1
      So...under what license do viruses and worms come? Is there an EULA in VC++ or J++ stating that programming malicious software using MS products is forbidden? (Ok, take Outlook off the market asap!).


      Would I have to pay the code red programmers if I used the virus to wipe my disk?

      Ben

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    15. Re:what next? by mcc · · Score: 1

      Interesting.

      Thank you for correcting me..

  144. I dunno if that was really necessary, but uh by Tony+Shepps · · Score: 2
    You therefore agree that, if you elect to download a license from the Internet which enables your use of Secure Content, Microsoft may, in conjunction with such license, also download onto your computer such Security Updates that a Secure Content Owner has requested that Microsoft distribute.

    This is the only weirdness I found. "If you get a key from us, we are permitted to install additional locks."

    1. Re:I dunno if that was really necessary, but uh by GungaDan · · Score: 1
      But is this really so horrible? Look at the earlier story about ISPs cutting off customers whose infected machines are taking indecent liberties with the ISP's servers. If MS wants to force feed its users updates to patch their gaping security holes (ahem, to "add new functionality"), then maybe they're just trying to be responsible with the stellar(crappy) product they know they unleashed on this unsuspecting world (OK, so most of us suspect it by now). 90% of users ain't gonna do it, the ISP's gonna shut yer ass down if its not done, so why is it so horrible that MS reserves the right to do it for you? After all, they're an ISP, too, you know.

      Trying to be nice to MS 'cause I'm writing this on my W98 box at work, and I never read the EULA.

      GD

      "My Country... Wrong"

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    2. Re:I dunno if that was really necessary, but uh by Tony+Shepps · · Score: 2

      I don't think that is the intent. I think their intent is to provide a more secure provision for digital content such as music and movies, etc. A system whereby if DeCSS happens on digital content, it can be directly replaced with something else.

      But that's just a guess and I could be wrong.

  145. What about non-software EULA by garoush · · Score: 1

    EULA for the software industry is very scary -- even when it doesn't come from MS.

    My question is: how different is a software EULA from non-software EULA -- for example, a car, a home/life/etc. insurance, a work contract. Yes, they don't have an EULA, but there is a "legal" clause which acts as an EULA.

    If you dig around I am sure you will find a much scarier EULA than the one MS is trying to impose on us. Heck, even the very basic ones are so restrictive but we hardly pay attention to them.

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  146. Well Duh... by MikeV · · Score: 1

    Of course it will. It will stipulate that since it's so stable and reliable, you'll only be allowed to save your work when you have completed it. Saving often indicates a lack in confidence in Microsoft which will not be allowed.

    ;)

  147. Taco - Do some damned work already! by supabeast! · · Score: 2

    How many stories do we need to see about this before the Slashdot guys bother to just CONTACT MICROSOFT? Would it really be so horrible if Taco or Roblimo stopped surfing the web for a few hours and actually called up MS and asked what the deal with the license is?

    I realize that they aren't really journalists, but can't they just show a little bit of responsibility if they are going to keep posting about this?

    1. Re:Taco - Do some damned work already! by Luminous · · Score: 2

      And the standard Redmond reply:

      "We offer no comment on this at this time."

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    2. Re:Taco - Do some damned work already! by supabeast! · · Score: 1

      Actually, Microsoft seems to have a decent track record of answering /. questions. Don't forget that they even offered up one of their guys for an interview!

  148. Isn't this un American? by zenlunatics · · Score: 1

    This license seems rather ironic from a company whose recent FUD tried to link the GPL with communism. Restricting free speach is unconstitutional and clearly shows their true colors. People should make a big deal of this.

    1. Re:Isn't this un American? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It used to be in the old USA.

      Now in the Corporate Police States of America it is not.

  149. DoJ? by mwalker · · Score: 1

    So, is the Department of Justice now banned from using Frontpage to publish Jackson's Findings of Fact?

    1. Re:DoJ? by jrockway · · Score: 1

      That's a really good point. This could be hillarious, "MS sues US Government for using MS product to publish findings; 'Gas Line' explosion in Redmond levels M$ headquarters" Note to Terrorists: If you want to do the world some good, get MS next time. Don't kill innocent people. BURN IN HELL, GATES-IE BOY!!! AHAHAHAAHA!

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  150. 2 CPUs ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >>The Product may not be used by more than two (2) processors at any one time on any single Workstation Computer.

    What is that about? What a PC!

  151. Acceptable use? by datarat · · Score: 1

    Oh Crap! I can't use it for my porn site???

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  152. Why 2004 will be like 1984 by darkov · · Score: 1


    - MS will be an undefeatable monopoly and there won't be much choice but to use their services and products.
    - Their EULAs and Terms of Service will restrict you from doing anything that might reflect poorly on them.
    - The DMCA will make it a criminal act to circumvent any measures they take to maintain control.

    Monkeyboy for President! Waiting for the Microsoft stormstroopers to come and liberate me from this oppressive freedom of choice...

  153. And this is a problem, how...? by KC7GR · · Score: 1

    The answer is simple.

    (1) Remove all traces of FrontPage from your system if you haven't already done so (or, more simply, never install it).

    (2) Return FP to either the dealer it was purchased from (if still in shrink-wrap) or to M$ themselves, along with a statement that you disagree with the EULA and that you therefore request a full refund.

    (3) Select one of Lord only knows how many HTML editing/publishing packages that don't come from Redmond, and that have no such silly restrictions. Said packages can be commercial, shareware, or open-source, your choice.

    (4) Put up a site, authored with said alternative package, that explicitly takes pokes at M$, M$NBC, and all the others listed in the FP EULA, and rest secure in the fact that there's not a bloody thing they can do about it.

    (5) Watch the Redmondians stew in their own juices. Once word of this becomes widespread (if it hasn't already), I would expect to see sales of FrontPage plummet.

    FP is pure bloatware anyway, and I would not be at all surprised if it breaks multiple pieces of the W3C standards. Why use it at all?

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  154. 1st amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because Microsoft put this in their license doesn't mean that it would hold up in court. There are 1st amendment issues here.

    This is just a string of atrocities that keep getting uncovered about Microsoft the more you peel back the onion.

    Seems as if Microsoft is using Orwell's "1984" as their business development plan.

  155. The Real Issue by macsforever2001 · · Score: 1

    The real issue with this, and why this is a very bad thing (tm), is that it potentially allows M$ to shut down any site that disparages them if they used FrontPage to make it. So basically it leverages their software to control the internet.

    I suspect that M$ is acting badly again now that the already lenient administration is distracted with other problems.

  156. Re:Jews and Niggers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quiet, you. You know the government will imprison anyone who talks bad about their beloved Jews. They make up half the government anyway.

  157. So let's be practical... by Balinares · · Score: 2

    Hey Reyacta,
    That's a good article you've written here. I'm still wondering about one point: you actually gave Microsoft money, oh my, for a product you disagree with.

    I think that the EULA authorises you to get a refund if you can't or don't want to comply with it. Did you use that opportunity to test how respectful of their own license they are? I believe that if they don't refund you, then they break their own license and then you're pretty much free to use the product according to your local laws and not the license. Did you actually give it a try?

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    1. Re:So let's be practical... by epine · · Score: 1


      I know a young man just like you. DLink used to sell a 530TX network card based on the Via Rhine chipset. Recently they "upgraded" the product. It is now sold as the 530TX+ based on some crappy Realtech chipset.

      I think my friend has already spent an entire day of his life trying to find a different network card that costs the same as the old DLink (approximately $15), but isn't based on a Realtech chipset. He even did this for the benefit of a machine he was building for a Windows user. How would a Windows user tell the difference?

      Complaining about one purchase of FP is like chasing a penny down a sewer grate.

  158. Not even a valid part of the agreement by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1


    "You may not use the Software in connection with any site that disparages Microsoft, MSN, MSNBC, Expedia, or their products or services, ..."

    They would be surprised at what I can do. It is a common misconception that because it is in the agreement that it can be enforced. The truth is they can tell me I can't use their software to disparage M$ all day, and it has no more validity than if they tried to tell me I can't use Word to compose ignorant racist hate propoganda. Would I ever do that? No. But you can bet that if I wanted to, I could, and there isn't a damn thing they can do about it. M$ already knows this ... they are counting on your ignorance of the law here, because I guarantee they aren't counting on the laws themselves!

    In fact, if there is no clause stating that any portion of the agreement that is found to be unenforceable does not invalidate the other parts (does it have such a clause?) then the whole agreement may well be invalid!

    IANAL but I play one on slahdot 8^}

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  159. chalk up more profit for microsoft by giberti · · Score: 1

    its a good thing so many open source advocates are purchasing this software, that should really help their bottom line.

    $unitsSold++;

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  160. Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    looks like the Klan is going to have to find new software to publish to the web with....

  161. hmmmmm by CmdrPinkTaco · · Score: 1

    EULA says that you can't have any MS slander on your page; you use the MSNBC news headline component

    does this imply that MS can sue you if there is an MSNBC headline that slanders MS?

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  162. Misspelling grammar while pointing fingers? by dave-fu · · Score: 1

    Is this the new irony? Is this post-irony? I can't tell anymore.

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    1. Re:Misspelling grammar while pointing fingers? by Livn4Golf · · Score: 1

      It's been going on too long. No one can tell anymore.

  163. New Windows License by greysky · · Score: 1

    You may not use Windows XP to run any software that competes with Microsoft, MSN, MSNBC, Expedia, or their products or services, or infrings any intellectual property or other rights of these parties.

  164. the point is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All this broad over reaching language they put in all their EULAs gives them an excuse to hall anyone into court who such as looks at Bill Gates the wrong way.

    Its like the old trick the coppers have been doing forever, they've got complete freedom to harrass any tatooed long haired freaky looking type they want because they can always come up with some innocuous reason for pulling them over like a burnt out tail light.

    Microsoft's setting themselves up as the next police state and using EULA's to force everyone into drive a car with burnt tail lights.

  165. License clarification by jd10131 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've seen mention of this three times on ./, except that it has yet to be posted correctly or without bias. A paragraph prior to the one currently in question defines the use of the term "the Software" as the FrontPage Server extensions. I have copied the relevant portion of the EULA below.

    FrontPage web components. For purposes of this section, the Software means the FrontPage Web components, including the MSNBC news headline compone nt, the MSN MoneyCentral Stock Quote component, and the MSN Search component.

    I am not one who supports M$, their practices often disgust me, and I find their software to be cumbersome. However, I think that there are far too many people who will jump at any opportunity to cry murder. I am dissapointed that no one took two minutes to read the appropriate section of the EULA.

  166. Just watch a user by geekoid · · Score: 2

    I saw someone use frontpage, and it sure sucked.
    persoanlly I think you would have to be an idiot to use it...

    thus the 'reviewer' would never actually agree to the eula.

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  167. 2 problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You are right.

    People do not need to use Front Page to create HTML. Unless you are re-writing the Unabomber's Manifesto, just do it yourself in the text-editor of your choice.

    The EULA is not a 'license agreement' AFAIK since I did not agree to anything. I never signed any agreement with M$. And if I had, I would have amended the text to suit my own whims. (Please do not tell me that I agreed to their terms by just unwrapping the package. I never read that bullshit on their stickers. Oh wait, I never buy software at all.)

  168. UCITA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What scares me about this is its incombination with UCITA. Under UCITA, the EULA becomes enforcable. I'm not sure exactly what that means, but I'm fairly sure it's not good.

  169. If Slashdot Members Actually Used Their Brains... by MSwanson · · Score: 1

    ...they'd realize how silly it would be for a company to sell and SUPPORT a product that is knowingly used against the same company. It'd be like selling our fighter jets to Afghanistan and having to support them when they had problems! C'mon, people...THINK!

  170. They never quit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again I'm suprised (but not that surprised - guess I'm getting cynical). They never seem to give up on the "one world under MS" crusade and they seem to have no concept of fair play.

    Still, while it's threatening - like a bully glowering from the sidelines - they'll probably be too concerned about suffering in the court of public opinion to actually push it in a court of law.

  171. Ah Sheldon, my favorite Microsoft Apologist by wankomatic2000 · · Score: 1
    Personally, I find it irrelevant whether Microsoft decides to put a, "You have to send us your first-born before using this poorly made software" clause in every one of their products. As long as I don't have to use Microsoft products, I will still keep on loving what I'm doing & I will still keep on doing it.

    I think Microsoft was a good thing for all of us; it helped to put, "a computer on every desk top." But the sooner Microsoft sinks into the mire of litigation it has stepped into, the sooner we can move on to the next stage of computer software. I say kudos to Microsoft, please put more idiotic right-restricting lawyer-paying clauses in your licenses. Let the lawyers have all those licensing fees!

    Finally, I say kudos to those who brought this stupidity out in the open.

    btw... Is it just me, or do other people find that it's funny to read Sheldon's remarks? I find them funny because no one I know (other than a politician) can talk around, over, and behind an issue, never talking about the issue raised by an article. If it doesn't hold to Sheldon's viewpoint, he inevitably accredits the discussion or opposing viewpoint to "Linux zealots."

    I guess the Microsoft apologists have been invading for a while now, but Sheldon is my favorite. Actually, I'm a pretty big fan of Sheldon's work; I search for his remarks whenever an Microsoft-is-not-king-shit story comes up. I know it will be worth the trip to see how he dodges the story line to bite at the ankles of another "Linux zealot."

  172. EULA Text by The+File · · Score: 1

    At the beginning of the section that everyone's been quoting:

    "FrontPage web components. For purposes of this section, the Software means the FrontPage Web components, including the MSNBC news headline component, the MSN MoneyCentral Stock Quote component, and the MSN Search component."

  173. encarta: by kilgore_47 · · Score: 5, Funny

    As sugested, I checked Microsoft's definition of Microsoft.

    The Encarta Dictionary says "No matches found for: Microsoft"

    The Encarta Encyclopedia, however, has a much more fitting definition:
    "Microsoft VBScript runtime error '800a0005', Invalid procedure call or argument, /shared/spot/xmlsearchcore.inc, line 572 "
    I think that really sums it up!

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    1. Re:encarta: by James+Skarzinskas · · Score: 0

      I thought it was a joke. Turns out it isn't :). I do find that "Invalid procedure call" is a perfect definition of Microsoft :P (its software in particular). To tell you the truth, I can't remember a Microsoft site that hasn't made sure to include their well-known invalid procedure calls!

    2. Re:encarta: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funny thing is, the "no results found" encarta dictionary page links to the encarta encyclopedia page with the error!

    3. Re:encarta: by Womble333 · · Score: 1

      Have you check the definition for microsoft at dictionary.com?

    4. Re:encarta: by Marcel+Waldvogel · · Score: 1
      While there is no match for Microsoft, there is an entry for Microsoft Corporation, but read for yourself:
      Microsoft Corporation, leading American computer software company. [...]
      It goes on for a long time, including a huge history section: Founding (mentions PDP-10, Altair 8800, and Apple), MS-DOS, Application Software, Windows; but also Recent Business Developments, and Legal Challenges (ha!).

      Worth reading (if just to put more oil into the flames).

      -Marcel

  174. Hurd is the only real open source!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't believe anything you have written. Can you please scan in the agreement so we can all read it first hand. also, I don't believe you actually purchased Frontpage because any Linux Lover would never buy a Microsoft product. Could you also scan in your receipt. Thankyou for the clarification.

    -anonymous coward

    1. Re:Hurd is the only real open source!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hurd rules!

    2. Re:Hurd is the only real open source!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.gnu.org/software/hurd/debian-gnu-hurd.h tml

  175. MOD THIS UP, PLEASE by Mr+44 · · Score: 0

    The poster is 100% correct!

  176. I call for a boycott!!!! by tenman · · Score: 1

    No, really, is there anybody here that still uses microsoft frontpage to do thier web work? After all, it's still okay to use VI or EMACS to bash the tyrants...

    1. Re:I call for a boycott!!!! by jrockway · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's not okay to use VI for anything. But that's another story.

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  177. logical answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets everyone run out and buy a version of Windows 2000 and Frontpage 2002. Then return them to the retailer stating that we don't agree with the EULA. If a few million of us do this, those retailers out there are going to get pissed off at M$.

  178. Want to read it yourself? by ArtLung · · Score: 1

    You may not use the Software in connection with any site that disparages Microsoft, MSN, MSNBC, Expedia or their products of services, infringe any intellectual property or other rights of these parties, violate any state, federal, or international law, or promote racism, hatred or pornography.
    source: mspur.pdf found via google by way of ev and infoworld.

    I feel all smart 'cause I scooped /.

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  179. No non-MS remote admin... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    --quote--
    Except as otherwise permitted by the
    NetMeeting, Remote Assistance, and Remote Desktop
    features described below, you may not use the Product
    to permit any Device to use, access, display or run other
    executable software residing on the Workstation Computer,
    nor may you permit any Device to use, access, display,
    or run the Product or Product's user interface, unless
    the Device has a separate license for the Product.
    --unquote--

    So, no VNC, no Citrix, no Sun Rays... gotta love it. Defeat your competition's interoperability by locking them out at the EULA.

  180. International law..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that mean if your webpage violates any of the taliban's laws, M$ can sue you?

  181. How _do_ you return badly-licensed software? by aecolley · · Score: 1

    Suppose you return some software to a store because you didn't want to accept the license terms (for whatever reason). The store will refuse to give you a refund, because there's nothing defective about the product, and for all they know, you just dd'd a copy for piracy purposes.

    What can you do? Use the software that you paid for, free of licensing restrictions?

    Or do you have to pursue the {store,software-house} through the courts?

    I believe that this is an important part of the so-called duress that (according to another poster) software licensees suffer. Remember the tough experience of those who tried to get a Windows refund!

  182. Want to read it yourself? -- Corrected Links by ArtLung · · Score: 1
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  183. the punishment... by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

    The punishment should be being forced to surf the site they created with a non-MS browser. Oh wait, that would be 'cruel and unusual'...nevermind.

  184. FUCK YOU TOO MODERATOR asdf asdf asdf asdf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fucking slashdot SUCKS
    slashdot fucking sucks!
    fuck you cowboy neal
    fuck you too commander taco
    FUCK YOU JONKATZ
    fuck all'yall fucking fuckers
    YOU don't give a shit about the open source/linux community, you just like writing articles that PISS PEOPLE OFF cuz it GETS YOU MORE TRAFFIC and you STEAL CONTENT FROM OTHER SITES..... YOuuuuuuuuuuuuuu GUyyyyyysssssssss SUCK!!!!!!!

  185. Here is a funny thought. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What if the DOJ uses MS FrontPage as many of our governmental entities have completely or very nearly completely standardized on M$ products like MS FrontPage. Since, they are required by law to make available court records and such. Does the DOJ violate their EULA for FrontPage by publishing M$ court records, since those records are of a very negative nature and portray M$ in a very poor light! Does that mean they can be sued by M$ for breaking their EULA agreement?

    Eric

  186. The ramifications ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they can get away with this nonsense then they might be tempted to put something similar in the EULA for Office.

    Imagine the world's defacto primary means of general computer-based communication with restrictions that effectively prevent the recording or promulgation of negitive views about MS.

    If MS, why not any other topics? Why not demand taht nothing bad be said about Global Capitalism, foreign policy, the progress of WW3 or whichever companies MS might be buddies with at the time?

    Maybe MS could even get corpotarions to pay to be included in the "safe" list. :)

    Better, there could be a "hate" list of MS competitors in the EULA about whome no positive views could be expressed.

  187. Text of the first amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When debating the application of the first amendment to the United States Constitution to the Microsoft Frontpage EULA, it as at least important to look at the first amendment as it is to see the EULA. The first amendment says:

    Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.

    Note that it is "Congress"--and by way of the fourteenth amendment, states and other political subdivisions and officers--rather than Microsoft that does not have the power to abridge your speech.

    Chip Buckner
    Kansas City, MO -- and though I don't do first amendment work, IAAL.

  188. This will solve Phil Zimmermans problem... by Kraft · · Score: 2

    He could just add a clause in the use contract of PGP stating:

    "Do not use PGP for bad stuff."

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  189. This is what my lawyer friend said: by psxndc · · Score: 2, Informative
    "Assuming that the End-User License Agreement for Microsoft Frontpage
    actually contains that provision, keep in mind that many contracts contain
    illegal (or at least overreaching) clauses. My guess is that the provision
    was included in the EULA as a scare tactic, and that a court would strike
    down the provision if the EULA was ever litigated. "

    psxndc

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    The emacs religion: to be saved, control excess.

  190. Soon to be applied to IE by nick_burns · · Score: 0

    I bet they'll try to apply this to Internet Explorer and viewing Anti-MS content will violate the license agreement. They'll probably have counter measure send back names of people viewing content and terminate the...
    [MSIE666 ERROR: Anti-MS Threshold reached. Terminating Session. Please wait for FBI to arrive. Yes, we own them too]

  191. the ABM license by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about an ABM license?

    "This software [whatever it may be] may be freely distributed, resold, or modified by Anybody But Microsoft, as long as this copyright notice is kept intact and visible.
    'Microsoft' includes employees, contractors, subsidiaries, agents, or representatives of Microsoft, Inc. No license of any kind is is granted to these persons; no compilation, no reading, copying, or downloading of the source code, no copying, downloading, disassembly, decompilation or execution of the binaries."

    -Makes as much sense as an MS EULA.

  192. Use their own tactics against them by flacco · · Score: 1
    Apparently you can throw just about any absurd terms you like into a license. Why not turn the tables?

    Modify the license of some indispensible open source software (FreeBSD Hotmail servers?) to include the following clause:

    This software may be used by Microsoft employees only while having a par-boiled carrot stuck up their ass.

    Oh wait - they're used to that.

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  193. Sad Commentary on the State of Freedom in America by Chokai · · Score: 1

    Actually this isn't really about MS at all. What we should be looking at is the fact that this is a sad commentary on the state of Freedom in America overall. That a corporation has to put in caveats like this to protect itself from being sued by those who oppose free speech (which is really what this is about not that MS opposes it) is the real issue. It's a patethic commentary on the state of America where every disagreement has to be resolved in the courts and that people will do anything for a buck. Imagine what kind of money you could get if you sued MS for being racist because someone used the software which they licensed to them to make a neo-Nazi website. Just think of the liability. Of course it's dumb to restrict disparaging remarks about the company but that's a seperate issue.

    I suppose it's also a sad commentary on Slashdot that almost everyone has over looked this.

  194. Microsoft: You cannot say anything bad about us. by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 2


    Interesting.

    The Microsoft EULA is an anti-competitive practice, however, isn't it? In some cases, it could discourage someone from saying they don't like a Microsoft product.

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  195. I'm SOL! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So much for my site with XXX paparazzi video of Bill Gates having sex while cursing the Afganistanians.

  196. Does MS Word have similar restrictions? by Anemophilous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Considering that MS Word can also be used by mindless drones to produce horribly coded webpages, I wonder if it has similar wording in it's EULA. Not sure if it has access to similar web components that FP has. Interesting to note, is that Frontpage comes with the higher-end MS Office suites. I do not think there is a separate EULA for every program in there (but I could be wrong here). I wonder how many people this will trip up.

    - A non-productive mind is with absolutely zero balance.

    - AC

  197. Fascinating... by Noel · · Score: 1
    If the Software contains any active links to other sites, You agree to maintain such active links and not redirect or modify them.

    In other words, we want a monopoly on Smart Tags, too!

  198. Would you.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    buy a car if the contract says that the guarantee is invalid if you drive faster that the speed limit ?

  199. i don't like the taste of this at all. by RestiffBard · · Score: 2

    also this seems like an unenforcable thing to begin with. not because there aren't ways to tell how a page was created but because there are so many people using MS products that disparage them as well. thats why they disparage them cause they are forced to use them. i just don't like the idea that these EULAs can be used to tell me how to do just about anything. if microsoft says that i have to wear plaid pants when using winME then what am i going to do? (I know use Linux) this is getting bizarre. i believe that the justice department needs to take a sliver away from the hunt for osama to bitchslap MS.

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    1. Re:i don't like the taste of this at all. by talks_to_birds · · Score: 1
      "...there aren't ways to tell how a page was created..."

      Not so, mon petite, not so.

      Take a look at the html.

      You can tell something aborted by (I won't use the term "created" in the same sentence as "Front Page"...) Front Page by the monstrous spaghetti code that's produced, plus by the -- ah, um.. -- "creative" use of whitespace in the html, ostensibly to make the html clearer to read...

      t_t_b

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  200. Open it before you buy it.... by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

    If you're not buying your software at a department store, tell the roaming clerk (if they didn't ask if they can help you already) that you are interested in this software. You want to read the EULA on the media packaging inside the box. If they say no, then find another store, if they say yes, then you read and refuse to buy if you don't agree to it. They'll just shrink wrap the package again anyway. This should work at Electronics Boutique and CompUSA for starters.

  201. Somewhat off-topic. by AllDewedUp · · Score: 1

    I went to the UPN website this morning to see when Enterprise would begin airing. Anyway, the first page displays these words: "By entering this site you are agreeing to the Terms of Use." The part I found funny? They use a meta refresh to send you into the site.

    1. Re:Somewhat off-topic. by jallen02 · · Score: 1

      *chuckle*

      Thats a great one!

      I like it. I read the first part, and it kicked me into the site, then I read the second half. Oh the irony

      Jeremy

  202. Open standards by KjetilK · · Score: 2
    Even if this may be quoted out of context, it is something we need to be extremely vigilant about. For some time, I have seen such clauses coming, and this is just the beginning.

    What needs emphasizing is that the standards we use to communicate must be in the public domain. If not, if an industry standard controlled by a company becomes widespread, the company can put in such clauses in effectively prohibit certain unwanted kinds of speech, typically we will see first speech that critizes the company.

    Now, mark that The Universal Declaration of Human Rights specifically grants the right to express yourself in any medium. If, say one company owns an industry standard that is the only way to communicate by speech, this human right does no longer exist.

    That is why Ogg is so important. It will make a standard for the public domain, and this standard is the only thing that saves free speech in the multimedia age. No Ogg, no free speech.

    Similarily, we must make sure that similar bodies, working on other public domain standards, such as the W3C are successful. Without them, we're screwed.

    An for those saying that "just don't use FP", well, you see, we all know M$ wants to control these commodity protocols, and M$ hardly cares about a bunch of geeks anyway, so us boycotting M$ doesn't help. Joe Sixpack must understand the problem, cause if he doesn't, they'll win, and turn the web into their network, and make sure FP is the only authoring tool you can use. It'll be the end of free speech too...

    Ensuring that the standards are in the public domain is even more important than that software is Free (as in speech).

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  203. keep rollin' with the punches! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and i thought m$ were all out of surprises! who actually uses frontpage? i admit, i would install it to see what it was like, but use it? nope!

  204. Aside from that by T1girl · · Score: 2

    ... how did you like FrontPage 2002, compared, to, say, FrontPage 2000? (What, no product review?)Or would you recommend waiting for Frontpage 2004?

  205. One Microsoft Way by dbCooper0 · · Score: 1
    That's the address in Redmond - I have been leery of the connotation for years. I have also used FrontPage 2000 on occasion for "Quick 'n Dirty" websites. Maintaining a large one with more than 10 pages is where it becomes cumbersome.

    What they call WYSIWIG is not applicable - within the editor itself (very misleading) or when testing pages with Nutscrape, etc. Even when testing with IE 5.x, things do not appear as *advertised*.

    However, it is a product designed for the masses, and fulfills that notion well - no FTP or knowledge of HTML necessary. My son started with FP and quickly went to hand coding HTML with the help of seeing what was generated. Never went back. Can't blame him.

    Bottom line (at the risk of redundancy) (a) If you don't like the terms, don't use it (b) One Microsoft Way

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    1. Re:One Microsoft Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly why do so many people bitch about this shit, they created the software didn't they? So don't they have the right to have any EULA they want? You want more freedom then don't fucking use Frontpage... geesh

      Case

    2. Re:One Microsoft Way by anshil · · Score: 2

      Well you're advocading -total capitalism-.

      * A backer may then also sell his bread at any price he wants?
      * All backers of a city may then unite to an organisation to "synchronise" their price politic?
      * Than they may also demand the double price for the bread? After all they backed it.
      * People would still have to buy it or they would starve.
      * A greater backery store with more financial backhold may dump it's price to nearly zero until all other backery stores are out of business, and then raise it to the double as the marked value was before, or? After all they may sell their bread at any price they want, it's their bread.
      * The bigger backery store may spread fear and distrust about the low quality of bread of the other stores, and how it -could- cause illnes, because it -could- mutate.
      * On the bread is an EULA saying you may not eat this bread on dishes produced by other companies. (misuse of monopole by using it to expand to other sectors)

      etc. etc.

      You're throwing us back into age of the industrial revolution, where workers had no rights, lived in slums near the factory, and were usually been squeezed the last out of them.

      100% uncontrolled capitalism has already prooven not to work in the past.

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  206. There shall be no law against Microsoft abuse? by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 2


    Good point.

    So, this is the law: We have the right of free speech, unless there is a compelling reason to take it away.

    Is the desire for Microsoft to make more money a compelling reason?

    I haven't been expressing myself well, but I sense that there is something wrong about this.

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    1. Re:There shall be no law against Microsoft abuse? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Is the desire for Microsoft to make more money a compelling reason?

      Yes. However, if you don't want to be bound by that, don't buy Frontpage 2002.

      If you DO buy it, and you CAN'T get a refund, talk to a lawyer about a fraud suit. Limitations on use of the sofware product (as opposed to little web appelets) are hardly common practice--so if they pop up, and there's no reasonable way to you to know about them and they have your money, MS has defrauded you.

      IANAL, and the only legal advice I can give is "talk to a lawyer if you want legal advice"

  207. so what's the problem? by Synpax1 · · Score: 0

    If you don't agree with a company's license, don't buy the product. If they wanted to, they could require that to use the product, you must stand on your head while performing Bach's third on a pan flute.
    Besides, there are plenty of free products that do a better job, IMO, than FP2k.

  208. Wrong.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Restriction of free speech is an action that only applies (or should apply) to governments. Companies and private individuals can (and sholud be able to) restrict use of their products whichever way they want in their contracts. The same freedoms give you the right not to buy or use that software.
    Now, whether this part of the contract is wrong on moral grounds, or makes good business sense to Microsoft is a different manner. But it should not be an issue of free speech.

  209. Conflicting EULA's by SilentChris · · Score: 2
    Quite frankly, does this make any sense at all? Wouldn't they need an updated EULA on all their server products not to use them to spread disseminating information about Microsoft? Their messaging products like Windows Messenger? They're media products like Media Player (imagine a WPA file with the words "All your software belongs to Microsoft" being said over and over again).

    Personally, I would take this "first-hand account" with a grain of salt. I'd also be interested to see if someone can find the EULA for FrontPage 2002 online (most of them are).

    In the meantime, we can just say anti-Microsoft stuff using W2K servers, IIS, with the pages written with Notepad, if this is the case.

    1. Re:Conflicting EULA's by tb3 · · Score: 2
      I'd also be interested to see if someone can find the EULA for FrontPage 2002 online (most of them are). No, they ain't. I did a Google search for 'frontpage eula' and got back almost zip from Microsoft.com. (There was a reference to a FrontPage SDK). There were custom EULAs for educational institutions, but nothing from Microsoft themselves.


      This raises an interesting question: whether or not the quote in this article is accurate, why don't Microsoft put their licence agreements on the Web? It seems like a bait-an-switch to me. You can't read the EULA until you've got the box home and out of the shrink-wrap, and by that time most people don't care and don't bother

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    2. Re:Conflicting EULA's by hacker · · Score: 1
      You didn't look hard enough. I found a lot of relevant hits in about 30 seconds.

      Use the proper search syntax and you may get better results.

  210. Why they'll get away with it, for now. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    US: Erm, Bill? Are you a fscking moron?
    Bill: It's to help stop terrorism!
    US: Okay, nevermind then. Carry on.

    Of course, one day, our government will wake up and realize Microsoft is trying to supplant them. :P

    Throw in a few Microsoft conspiracies (NY in wingdings or webdings or some such in Word..), and you've got something to think about.

  211. how long can ULA's last? by imsmith · · Score: 1

    How long can this 'exclusive agreement between consenting parties' defense last before software licenses become too rediculous to function? And what happens when they do - is there a fair way to regulate intangible goods if there isn't a transfer of ownership?

  212. What's the fsck'ing... by talks_to_birds · · Score: 1
    ...problem?

    Don't use Front Page.

    Don't use Micro$oft products at all, for that matter...

    t_t_b

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  213. Can we say Consoles anyone? by Whyzzi · · Score: 1

    7. DESCRIPTION OF OTHER RIGHTS AND LIMITATIONS. * Internet Gaming/Update Features: If you choose to utilize the Internet gaming or update features within the Product, it is necessary to use certain computer system, hardware, and software information to implement the features. By using these features, you explicitly authorize Microsoft or its designated agent to access and utilize the necessary information for Internet gaming and/or updating purposes. Microsoft may use this information solely to improve our products or to provide customized services or technologies to you . Microsoft may disclose this information to others, but not in a form that personally identifies you.

    Is one of the 'customized' services going to be:
    "So, you're a pirate, huh? Shall we notify the police or send you a complimentry copy of CD-BURNERS MONTHLY?"

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  214. I care-Dear Bill Gates: #@ +1 ; Informative @# by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go f$ck yourself.

    Thank you and have a Microsoft-free weekend.

  215. grammar by epine · · Score: 1


    Nothing wrong with the grammar at all if you ressurect a few elisions. One of the characteristics of English, as opposed to Latin, is that it tolerates a wide range of informalities.

    intellectual property [rights] or other rights

    The end user may not: 1) use the software [to disparage the evil empire]; 2) infringe upon the [undisparagable] parties; 3) violate; 4) promote.

    You can make a stronger case that the original punctuation is sloppy.

  216. Microsoft Empire End Parent License Agreement by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    The year is 2209. The world is no longer called Earth; it is now called Microsoft Empire.

    By order of Emperor William H. Gates VII, children are no longer born; they are licensed.

    Microsoft Empire End Parent License Agreement

    IMPORTANT-READ CAREFULLY: This End Parent License Agreement ("EPLA") is a legal agreement between you (either an individual or a single entity) and the owner ("Microsoft") of the newborn child ("Device") which you acquired. By begetting, naming, raising, teaching, playing with or otherwise using the Device, you agree to be bound by the terms of this EPLA. If you do not agree to the terms of this EPLA, Microsoft Empire is unwilling to license the Device to you. In such event, you may not use the Device, and you should promptly contact God for instructions on return of the unused Device for a refund.

    DEVICE LICENSE: The Device is protected by copyright laws and patents, as well as other intellectual and physical property laws, as published by Microsoft Empire. The Device is licensed, not born. The term "World" as used herein shall mean the Microsoft Empire, which contains all parts of the known universe, within which the Device operates.

    The remainder of the above license agreement is left as an exercise for the reader.

  217. Poor Grammar??? by fluppy88 · · Score: 1

    Under Section #1, Grant of License, the second paragraph headed "Restrictions" states in part: "You may not use the Software in connection with any site that disparages Microsoft, MSN, MSNBC, Expedia, or their products or services, infringe any intellectual property or other rights of these parties, violate any state, federal or international law, or promote racism, hatred or pornography." (Not only a stunning example of legal overreaching, in my opinion, but very poor grammar as well.)

    Looking at this statement from a grammatical point of view, it is absolutely correct. It may seem long, but it is merely a sentence with compound verbs. last time I checked you didn't have to use seperate verbs in seperate sentences.
    <br><br>Microsoft sucks, creates bloated software and takes advantage of their consumers is much better than saying: Microsoft sucks. Microsoft creates bloated software. Microsoft takes advantage of consumers. <br><br>
    Learn grammatical rules before you criticize them. If you want to see comma usage and sentences even crazier than this one check out "Lord Jim" by Conrad.

    1. Re:Poor Grammar??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the problems with subject/verb agreement. I noticed several instances where a singular noun (any site) was used with verbs requiring plural subjects. In particular the verbs "infringe", "violate", and "promote" are all in incorrect form. The presence of the one correctly used form (disparages) makes the incorrect forms stand out. I think the real problem with the EULA is that it saps the credibility of any site using the Web Components, whatever those things are. That site is pretty much stating that it cannot be objective with respect to Microsoft, MSNBC, Encarta, etc. Perhaps an effective tactic might be for someone hosting a site using Frontpage to seek clarification on that issue.

  218. RE: XP License: Killing off VNC! by PotatoHead · · Score: 1

    Just noticed this: (Thanks to the person who posted the WinXP license.)

    Begin Draconian License Agreement Excerpt: (DLAE)

    Except as otherwise permitted by the NetMeeting, Remote Assistance, and Remote Desktop features described below, you may not use the Product to permit any Device to use, access, display or run other executable software residing on the Workstation Computer, nor may you permit any Device to use, access, display, or run the Product or Product's user interface, unless the Device has a separate license for the Product.

    End DLAE Excerpt (hey I am in a hurry...)

    So this means a couple of things to me. They expect you to pay for an XP license to remotely display your XP machine graphics screen somewhere else, and that remote display software that it not theirs is not licensed for use!

    They are trying to say what you can and cannot run on your own machine!

    I know this won't affect many of us because we are not going to be running this OS, but larger companies that have signed agreements (that contained additional terms after the fact BTW) are going to be in a tight position. Forced to use licensed tools by the agreements only, not for technical reasons...

    Since they cannot undersell VNC, they are going to have to kill it legaly.

  219. Eep - missed the "c" word by GungaDan · · Score: 1

    Still, maybe I got some MS karma for my whorin' efforts?

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  220. Re: XP License: Killing off VNC! by talks_to_birds · · Score: 1
    "...They are trying to say what you can and cannot run on your own machine!"

    C'mon, here, folks, get a clue!

    Stop letting "them" tell you anything!

    F*ck Micro$oft!

    What's so hard to understand about that?

    t_t_b

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  221. Caution: thought involved! by timekepr · · Score: 1
    While I think the clause in this product license is quite silly, I really don't think they are taking away your right to free speech. You are still able to make all the web sites disparaging Microsoft you want. You are allowed to created sites that promote and contain pornography and the like. Microsoft is just telling you that you cannot do it with FrontPage.

    I would think that someone that has that much of a problem with MS that the want to defame them would not support them by purchasing their product. Additionally, they would probably be of the opinion that the products are garbage and again not use it. FrontPage is not the only method of creating Web pages nor is it anywhere near being the best.

    I don't think that the editor of the New York Times would allow a reporter to publish a story in the New York Times that defames it and may contain pornography. That is not an abridgment of the First Amendment right of said reporter. He would still have the opportunity to have it published independently or in USA Today. You just won't see the article in the Times.

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    1. Re:Caution: thought involved! by drnomad · · Score: 1
      The restriction on pornography is absurd! In my country this is plain simple: If MS would restrict that, they would not have a legal license. In my country you can do porno if you want to, even with FrontPage, no restriction on that. The contract violates the first law of the constitution "Freedom of speech" so a restriction is completely illegal. In my country, you cannot arrange that in a contract, the law has higher priority.


      Suppose that Microsoft would have made a contract saying:

      You are restricted to use FrontPage for pornography, unless you kill an Afghan terrorist.


      In my country, you cannot arrange a murder by contract legally. This contract, or license has no legal base and is therefore illegal as a whole.


      I think your country is a bit the same like mine...

  222. M$ no sell- by Mu*puppy · · Score: 1
    -to pr0n sites?

    "...promote racism, hatred or pornography."

    What the Hell?? Who fell asleep on the job here? With how the pr0n are multi-million/billion industries, wouldn't this mean they just cut themselves out of a chunk of market?? Let's see if any M$ heads roll for this little oversight. :)

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  223. Re:Who will be first to type micro$oft or windoze? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's "Crimo$oft", mongoloid.

  224. Re:Oh my GOD!!! We're at war!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ***URGENT *** URGENT ***

    Another one has collapsed in California.
    I don't know more because telecommunications are down right now in Vancouver. There are unconfirmed reports that two more buildings are down in Nevada and South Kansas. I will post more as soon as I know.

    Where is cyborg_monkey these difficult hours?
    Has cyborg_monkey abandoned us or is he now under 8000000 thousand tons of debris?

    *******************

    I can't write more, sorry. The download of the mpegs is finished, oh well, in the next troll then...

  225. Re:Taken out of context?--Mod it up by An+El+Haqq · · Score: 1

    It is taken out of context. The term "the Software" is defined to refer specifically to the MSN/MSNBC components named in a previous sentence. It does not refer to FrontPage

  226. Try This: by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 1



    Add it to all of your pages, regardless of content. GREAT FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

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  227. Look again by thexalon · · Score: 1

    IANAL.
    If you look carefully, that paragraph defines the term 'Device' to mean a networked computer, a plugged in Palm or calculator, stuff like that.

    What this paragraph is saying is that you can't let other computers run software remotely on your machine, unless you use M$oft's networking programs to do it. Why they think they are within their rights to tell you what you can do with third-party software is beyond me.

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  228. Not really a big deal. by toe+jam+football · · Score: 1

    This is obviously unenforceable.It seems, to me that they are just trying to cover their own asses, in the unlikely event that someone tries to sue them for their product being used for the purposes stated in the EULA.

    -tjf

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    1. Re:Not really a big deal. by 90XDoubleSide · · Score: 1

      That explains the "[You may not use the Software in connection with any site to] infringe any intellectual property or other rights of these parties, violate any state, federal or international law, or promote racism, hatred, or pornography." section, but what we're taking about is the "You may not use the Software in connection with any site that disparages Microsoft, MSN, MSNBC, Expedia or their products or services." I don't see how your argument is in any way relevent to that provision in the EULA. Are you saying Microsoft is afraid that they are going to sue themselves if someone uses FrontPage to disparage them? Furthermore, they use the term "disparage," something that is protected by the 1st amendment and which you cannot be sued for, not the term "slander," which is illegal. In other words, this provision of the licence is not seeking to prevent someone from saying something that could have legal implications, but to prevent them from saying anything negative about MS.

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    2. Re:Not really a big deal. by toe+jam+football · · Score: 1

      You are correct. It's been a long day, and I wasn't thinking about that bit. Though, I don't really think it would have much of an effect on the end user. The kind of person that would actually change their behavior because of a Microsoft EULA (or use Front Page for that matter) is also probably not the kind of person who would have much bad to say about Microsoft.

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    3. Re:Not really a big deal. by dpete4552 · · Score: 1

      I don't think that anyone would make an anti-microsoft website with Microsoft FrontPage anyways. That wouldn't make much sense.

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  229. Re:License clarification (mod up) by Quay42 · · Score: 1

    Why is this only rated a 2? This seems to be the most relevant posting yet, considering that it actually clarifies what the license is saying, rather than how people have chosen to see it. Why is this article even here actually? Yesterday's posting should have killed the issue (somebody else already posted a link to the actual EULA in the comments).

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  230. exempt by archen · · Score: 1

    er... so which would you get bigger penalties for? Using a pirated version, or not adhearing to the liscence agreement. I guess my question is, are you exempt from the licence if you're using a pirated version and perhaps bypassed any acknowledgment of the licence agreement. Not that I care since I don't use FP, but I'm sort of curious.

  231. Some Additional EULA's That May Soon Appear by north.coaster · · Score: 1

    I can see it now:

    GM restricts disgruntled new car owners from crashing their cars through the dealer's showroom windows.
    MacDonald's restricts customers from barfing up Big Macs onto the floors their buildings.
    Kodak prevents customers from taking nude photos using Kodak film.
    Exxon prevents customers from using vehicles fueled with Exxon gasoline from being driven to Sierra Club meetings.

    I love where this is going...

    /Don

  232. Oops...I mean this: by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 1


    <meta name="GENERATOR" content="Microsoft FrontPage 4.0">
    <meta name="ProgId" content="FrontPage.Editor.Document">

    Add it to all of your pages, regardless of content. GREAT FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY!

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  233. Why should this affect anyone? by Sloppy · · Score: 2

    Look at the EULA again and see if you can find any consideration that would make you want to agree to that contract. I bet you'll find nothing.

    If you don't find any good reason to agree to the EULA, then don't do it. Then you can use Frontpage 2002 publish all the porn and Microsoft bashing that you want to.

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  234. Re: XP License: Killing off VNC! by PotatoHead · · Score: 2

    Amen!

    It really is quite simple, but still sometimes one had to express the wonder, which is what happened with your quote above.

    They suck we know it, they know we do, but Joe Q Public doesn't. How exactly are we going to get that done?

  235. This is bunk... by HobophobE · · Score: 1

    It would be extremely trivial to get past this licensing "feature" (or is it a bug?)...
    If you create the webpage in Frontpage and then modify it in notepad, the Frontpage stipulations are nullified by the editing in notepad. Now if microsock decides to use this insidious EULA for notepad, you can always download a freeware open-source text editor and do the same...I'm fairly sure this could not be construed as a violation of the Lincense because of the nature of the license only applying to works IN FrontPage, and could not possibly be expanded to any works ever touched by said software.
    The other side of the coin is, of course, creating pages that WOULD violate this EULA, in another program, and inserting the specific parts to make it look like it was native to FrontPage...this would violate nothing, since you didn't use FrontPage at all...

    HobophobE

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  236. Have you surfed /. lately? by why-is-it · · Score: 1

    Doesn't MS realize that 99% of web content is pictures of naked ladies?

    Not if the pr0n links at /. are representative of the Net as a whole.
    There don't seem to be any women (naked or otherwise) at goatse.

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  237. shop.microsoft.com - no EULA in sight. by richie2000 · · Score: 1
    If you go to shop.microsoft.com and buy a copy of FrontPage 2002 online, you will never see the EULA. What you get is http://shop.microsoft.com/helpdesk/Terms.asp which roughly translated into human-readable form states: "Fsck you, loser. As soon as we get your money, you're on your own!".

    I didn't find the EULA anywhere near the Frontpage (www.microsoft.com/frontpage) site either, although they gave me a nice pop quiz on what I thought of their little site. Maybe I shouldn't have told them, they may be in trouble now - the site was maintained by Frontpage and I made some rather disparaging remarks about Microsoft...

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  238. What could it lead to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's more important than this EULA is that if it really checks out by the governmeant, it greatly extends the known and proveable legal reach of an EULA. Does this mean the licence agreement in my Hello Word program can require you to sign over your complete savings to me?

  239. InfoWorld� LEAD WITH KNOWLEDGE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    For purposes of this section, the Software means the FrontPage Web components, including the MSNBC news headline component, the MSN MoneyCentral Stock Quote component, and the MSN Search component.
    For everyone on Slashdot, including erstwhile grammar critic Ed Foster, the above emboldened (word intentionally mis-used, take literal meaning) text is the preceeding paragraph to the quote causing such dementia.
    Could someone please explain exactly how FrontPage can be a Web Component of itself? It's well known how much *nix types enjoy recursion, but this seems to be taking that idea too far.
    Anyway, you are not prevented from making a web page saying anything if you use FrontPage. Using FrontPage does not prevent you speaking your mind on your website. Members of the KKK may feel free to use FrontPage. CmdrTaco may use FrontPage for Slashdot, should he so desire.
    The restriction that does exist is highly offensive, to be sure. Preventing racists, bigots and Linux advocates from using MS web components on a site containing hate material means that no one can associate MS themselves with such material. By allowing the use of the MSNBC headline component, credibility could be lent to your non-stop barrages of filth and hit-whoring idiocy. You'll all have to find other ways of besmirching the name of Bill Gates and his software company.

    Now, before any of you simian morons start pounding juvenile and ill-conceived flames into your keyboards, remember this:
    It's not my fault that I'm smarter than you.
    That will be all, you may now return to your previously scheduled drivel.
  240. Very unreasonable in the big picture. by caduguid · · Score: 1

    If you are so anti-Microsoft that you feel the need to create a site against it, isn't it a touch hypocrtical to be using a Microsoft product to do that?

    This is a very narrow interpretation of both the EULA and particularly of Microsoft. It's not just about using frontpage to criticize frontpage, (not that would be a bad thing either, IMHO), but using frontpage to criticize anything Microsoft.

    Microsoft has a market cap, even now, of more than $$1/4 trillion. The list of companies they own is huge, and only bound to grow. How many things ought you not to criticize?

    MSNBC bills itself as providing "the highest quality news and information, anytime, anywhere" but you find their reporting shoddy or biased. You tell me you see nothing wrong with forbidding people to use frontpage in the creation of a site which criticized MSNBC's coverage of an event? How about if they forbid you to use all of the Office apps? That means Word too, remember. Or Windows? The meaning of monopoly starts to take on a whole new signficance.

    You can't think of anything they could buy that you're not uncomfortable with forbidding 95% of the computer-using population to criticize?

    It's outrageous.

  241. EULA for writing law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may not use the Software to create any bill or law that Microsoft might want to break. Microsoft will be exempt from any such bill or law. Further, Microsoft will also be exempt from any pre-existing bill or law that the Software touches in any way shape or form, including, but not limited to, viewing, printing, modifying, and distributing. This includes, but is not limited to, the United States Constitution and Bill of Rights, because the first thing we did with the Software was read those documents with it.

  242. MSs EULA by mbryan_00 · · Score: 2, Informative

    First of all, the idea that a private organization or individual is in any way prevented from prior restraint of free speech by the Constitution must be disposed of. Microsoft does have the ability to enter into a contract with a user of their software which would constitute a prior restraint on free speech if done by the government. There is the rub, the Constitution restricts governments, not private persons, in their behavior. In short, free speech guarantees and civil rights don't enter into this issue at all.

    The second issue here is whether a contract with these terms would be upheld by a court. The answer is not really clear, we need some litigation to set some predictable precedents. The Uniform Computer Information Transactions Act (UTICA) would probably be the context in which such contracts would be evaluated. There are two problems with this contract which could be the basis for not enforcing the offensive provisions.

    First, a court would likely find that these terms are of a nature so unexpected and objectionable that an end-user would not have agreed to them if they knew they were there (after-all only the deepest of geeks actually read their EULAs). UTICA provides for recission of such terms by the court.

    Secondly, the terms may be held to be unconscionable as against public policy. This artguement seems much less likely to suceed . As I pointed out earlier prior restraint of free speech does not apply to private parties and thus any argument on free speech grounds would be quite weak. There may be other public policy grounds one could drum up in support of unconscionability, but none occur to me right now.

    Of course, one also has to wonder if MS would ever seek to enforce such a thing. I rather doubt it, but it might give them a tool of harrassment to threaten people with a lawsuit to get them to remove content they don't like. Rational people are likely to remove the offending content rather than wrestle with MS's legal staff. Thus it really doesn't matter if a court would enforce it, the fact that MS can drag you into expensive litigation on the slim chance that a court MIGHT uphold it is the chilling effect that they are after. That is why they are slime for including it in their EULAs.

    Sigs are for kids

  243. Microsoft Word is bad software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft Word 2000 crashed for me today, when I was giving it a honest try.

    I don't understand how Microsoft can sell such bad software to so many people.

    Seems like I'll have to learn LaTeX.

  244. IANAL-ish question: EULA vs. contract? by Obliqueness · · Score: 1

    I stepped on this while posting a reply, but it seems fair enough. Is a EULA actually a contract?
    And, does a seller have the right (pre-UCITA) to enforce terms of use of a product? I.E., if I buy and open a bottle of Heinz ketchup that contains a EULA that prohibits me from using that ketchup with non-Heinz mustards, is that a contract?

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  245. Not a violation... by Picass0 · · Score: 2

    Dear Microsoft,

    I don't use frontpage.

    Fuck You.

    1. Re:Not a violation... by mozkill · · Score: 1

      I would be a hypocrite if I used a Microsoft product to say bad things about Microsoft. Oh wait... speaking of hypocrites......... :-)

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  246. OMG. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you bought a copy of Frontpage?

  247. Did anyone think...? by stubear · · Score: 1

    I know this is slashdot and goup-think is the norm but perhaps Microsoft has placed this in their EULA to avoid being sued by civil rights groups and intellectual property rigths owners. By stating you may not use the software to participate in these dubious and illegal activities they sever themselves from any harm caused by use of their software in this manner. Keep in mind this is lawyers speaking, not marketing or developers/engineers. Lawyers speak a different language altogether and often times if it is not read with the proper frame of reference it is misconstrued (as I believe it has been in this case.)

  248. How Do They Know? by Luminous · · Score: 2

    How would Microsoft even know what I used to create my anti-MS site? I always hand edit the code to add in ssi stuff anyhow and normal cut out the meta tags that indicate I used Frontpage (out of shame, seeing as I have two other equal and superior programs for HTML creation).

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  249. Return is not an option by Grmdzo · · Score: 1
    Here in Canada, many software stores have a stated return policy which explicitly excludes the return of opened software products.

    Some explain that the reasons for this policy are copyright issues. Presumably, you could have installed the software, or copied the media (CDROM) before returning it.

    This makes it tough to return the product if we don't agree with the license, which is packed inside, and is twice as large as the American edition, since it appears in both official languages.

  250. Return software after its been opened? by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2

    You're kidding right? Very few retail outlets will let you get away with that regardless of the reason.

    1. Re:Return software after its been opened? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then open it in the store when no=one's looking.

    2. Re:Return software after its been opened? by Ibby · · Score: 1

      In Canada we have a little caveat that not many folks are aware of. You have the legal right to back out of any contract within the 7 business days after the contract. This includes sales of software (since it's a contract like any other). I couldn't tell you the law offhand, but I have used it on occasion to return items (including software) that were not as advertised or not up to the task that they were intended for. Most store clerks are unaware that this exists, and more than once I've had to ask for a manager to resolve the issue. At that level I've always had no problems returning items. This applies to 'on sale' items, and even applies when the store puts out a 'return for credit only' sign.

      Canada. The true land of the free...

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    3. Re:Return software after its been opened? by Trepidity · · Score: 2

      The retail outlets might not, but I believe the manufacturer has to take the return if you choose not to accept the license (i.e. you click "no" during install).

    4. Re:Return software after its been opened? by TGK · · Score: 2

      -=Enter DMCA Mode=-

      Ahem... we here (gestures to a throng of corporate execs) at the first anual DMCA backers convention don't belive that returning copyrighted software should be legal, and thus we are proposing DMCAIITR (Digital Milienium Copyright Act II The Revenge) which will make it illegal for users to return copyrighted software (you might have made an illegal copy of it after you took off the wrapping), bans sending any propritary format document to any person (this encourages piracy of our products), and forbids the instalation of any software on the physical hard disk (this encourages copying as well). Furthermore we have lobbied President Bush to authorize airstrikes on any factory known to be manufacturing CD-Rs.

      Thank you.
      -=Exit DMCA Mode=-

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  251. Look at the humor impaired! by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2

    Sad really.

  252. And they wonder why people violate licenses by L-Train8 · · Score: 2

    It seems to me that the more outrageous and nonsensical EULA's become, the more the software-buying public will ignore them. Common sense tells us that Microsoft doesn't have the right to restrict the use of their products in this manner. So, since such provisions are obviously bullshit, it's not a great leap to conclude that the rest of the license is probably bullshit, too. When faced with increasing disrespect for EULA's, Microsoft then has whine to congress about 'piracy', and create the BSA to "educate" consumers that, in fact, up is down, wrong is right, and you can't really use FrontPage to make a website critical of Microsoft.

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  253. Hey! Moderators! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone called you guys dumbshits! Mod this guy down! ;-)

  254. Re:Microsoft: You cannot say anything bad about us by jcast · · Score: 1

    Yep, it's anti-competitive--it gives an unfair advantage to M$'s competitors: ``Use our HTML editor/search engine/whatever, and you can bash M$!''

    M$ is probably planning to use this in the Anti-Trust trial: ``See, we help our competitors!''

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  255. Amazing by pmz · · Score: 1
    This story shows that someone actually read the EULA! Even with UCITA around, I bet most people still "click through" the EULA due to its jargon and tediousness. Having many applications each with a different EULA only compounds the problem.

    How many people actually take the time to study each EULA to ensure they or their company is "in the right"? Even if people studied the EULA, how many of them understand the legal implications of the sometimes tricky language?

    If I started a small business, I feel as if I would need to pay for a lawyer just to make sure I can use the software I buy. Stack this on top of the already overwhelming tax laws and HR issues, and I really begin to have second thoughts about taking on the business world!

  256. "the FrontPage Web components" means ALL of them. by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2
    It doesn't say the "Software" includes JUST the logos and MSN services. It says the "Software" is "The FrontPage Web components", then goes on to list those other things merely as examples of what that includes, not an exhaustive list of everything it inlcudes.

    If I say, "I know a lot of programming languages, including C and Perl.", that sentence does NOT say that C and Perl are the only programming languages I know.

    If they outlaw use of "the FrontPage Web components" for disparaging to MS sites, they have just greatly limited the "functionality" of Frontpage for someone who wants to use it for that purpose - especially since it won't be clear to all users whether or not they are using a "FrontPage Web component", since some of them assuredly get inserted as part of standard templates and editing operations in the program.

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  257. Bad Analogy by 90XDoubleSide · · Score: 1

    "I don't think that the editor of the New York Times would allow a reporter to publish a story in the New York Times that defames it and may contain pornography. That is not an abridgment of the First Amendment right of said reporter. He would still have the opportunity to have it published independently or in USA Today. You just won't see the article in the Times." You are making an analogy to a publisher's control over the content that they publish. I do not have a problem with this, it is like MS not allowing their webmaster to post a news story about how he hates FrontPage on the MS site (which they are perfectly allowed to do even though they won't make their own site on FrontPage;). But FrontPage is not a publication, it is a tool. This is comparable to a typewriter company saying that the New York Times cannot type articles which criticize their company on one of their typewriters. Oh, and the typewriter adds " to the bottom of every page.

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    1. Re:Bad Analogy by timekepr · · Score: 1
      I see your point. That was a poor analogy. I still maintain however, that if the typewriter was was not the favorable unit and it was being creiticized the author would probably not be using said type writer.



      OK... the more I think about this the more I want to change my opinion. Hypothetically, if the typewriter was the typewriter of choice for a particuallar author and the author decided to do a review of the type writer there may be some aspects that are less than desireable. In this situation though, I would expect it to be an opjective review. If I wanted to verbally defame the manufacture of the typewriter I would porbably use someone else's product to produce my content.



      You have just wintnessed the reambling of my mind. Digest at your own risk ;)

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  258. What is "the Software"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Goddamnit!! Willl somebody please post the part where it's defined what "the Software" actually is referring to?

  259. This is EVIL??? by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 1

    This is Microsoft's way of saying "if you're going to insult us, don't use our product". That's well within their rights. It's not evil. A bit petty, perhaps.

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  260. trolls are working overtime this weekend by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    there are 400 posts for this article, still spewing out the same lame excuses, lies and mindless bullshit to deny legitimate readers use of this site. I'll be glad when MS runs out of money to pay such loosers!

    Just for fun, I'll point out what a sucky program front page actually is. Like most MS products, it obscures the very simple work it does and provides second rate results. The HTML it produces is some of the worst robot code I've ever seen. It puts in so many unecessary font and other tags that the result is unreadable by hand or machine. It assigns mindless numbers to graphics that make it imposible to maintain or link in a resonable maner, and so destroy the intended use of HTML as a hyper text. The results are quirky and unmaintanable static pages. Blah. MS likes to keep their users heads shoved up their asses.

    Fly and be free!

  261. Bill Gates - billionaire terrorist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill Gates announced today that he is stepping down as head of Microsoft Corp. to become a billionaire terrorist.

    "I am responsible for more crashed Windows than any other human in history, so I fee quite qualified for the job, and I already have a legion of fanatical followers too." Mr. Gates told reporters.

    White House officials expressed regret at the decision, but are not worried. "We are confident that anything they develop will need at least two service packs before we will have to consider it a threat. In fact, if he wants we will drop him and his engineering team off in Afghanistan. If they can do there what they have done to companies in the US then this will be very positive for the USA." claimed an anonymous source.

    Mr. Gates said that he would begin his campaign of terror by first initiating a hostile takeover of Afghanistan, the releasing Windows XP.

    [Please note that no disrespect to the victims of terrorism is intended here]

  262. web pages that SUCK ! by beanerspace · · Score: 2

    Appearently, this, and the original InfoWorld article made it to WebPagesThatSuck with the point that pages produced with FrontPage are disparaging to MicroSoft's image enough, without having to say anything about the product explicitly.

  263. You == schmuck. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Reality Master you are such a schmuck.

    Just admit it: You don't know what the heck you are talking about most of the time. Even when you're sober (which is rare) you hardly make any sense.

  264. Well thank God there's Notepad by kfg · · Score: 2

    I'll just use that to write a web site desparaging the Front Page EULA.

    Thank God that Microsoft can't it's grubby little paws on the text editor.

    KFG

    1. Re:Well thank God there's Notepad by voidware · · Score: 1
      Microsoft (R) Notepad
      Windows Millennium Edition
      Copyright (c) 1981-2000 Microsoft Corp.

      Oh my God!
      We're too late



      voidware
  265. Get over the Anti-Microsoft crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you people dont get over the anti-microsoft crap soon people are going to stop listening to you all together. its just getting ridiculous. youre like a bunch of children waiting for the next chance to tattle on the neighbor. GET OVER IT. people are sick of it. thats all i have to say.

    flame to micjordan@tech-reviews.com

    1. Re:Get over the Anti-Microsoft crap by livitup · · Score: 1

      I admit, I can't help but feed the trolls...

      This isn't anti-Microsoft, you dolt. This is pro-free speech and anti-censorship.

      If Linus decreed that the Linux Kernel could not be run on webservers with anti Linux messages I'd hate it just as much.

      But the more important question, who would buy/use Frontpage to write an anti-Microsoft website anyways???

  266. So multiproc machines can't enter the home? by yerricde · · Score: 2

    XP is not a Server operating system, so why would you be running services off of it, other than maybe a personal file share?

    Whatever happened to the peer-to-peer nature of the Internet Protocol? If you can only listen for and accept 10 simultaneous TCP connections, how can you serve files to other users?

    Only XP Home is limited to a single CPU machine. Of course, since XP Home is meant to replace win9x, I don't see the problem

    As AMD and Intel begin to push Moore's law into the fundamental limits of silicon semiconductors, they may have to use multiple processors to get lower execution times. The "per-CPU" pricing schedule of the Windows XP OS (single-cpu home $150 street; dual-cpu pro $250-$300 street) would shift the supply curve of multiprocessor computers upward, with an effect equivalent to a tax on processors.

    If you multiply Oracle's "per MHz" model by Microsoft's "per month" subscription model, you get a value in (small fractions of) dollars per CPU cycle. This raises the question: Will Microsoft move to a "per CPU cycle" pricing model, charging more for faster processors so that Moore's law can bring exponential revenue over time?

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  267. Geeks and grammar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's nothing wrong with the sentence grammatically. Go back to high school.

  268. EuLa My cornhole biznatch by dtinferno · · Score: 1

    The microsoft corporation is becoming more and more like a USSR type totalitarian state. First they begin with a restriction like this, soon their gonna make it so all webpage have to uniform. DOWN WITH THOSE COMMUNIST PIGA AND ALL WHO STAND FOR THEM. SLACKWARE IS ETERNAL. DOWN WITH THE GATES. -(/-\)- http://www.geocities.com/dtinferno1/main.html

    1. Re:EuLa My cornhole biznatch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, no... You're wrong.
      Microsoft is the MOST adecuate example (if you need one) about how capitalism works.
      A socialist or communist country would not allow the existence of a monopolist corporation, because those countries defend OWN-PEOPLE's rights by allowing a more equitative distribution of resources.
      You can see Cuba... and yeah, they don't have 400mts towers valued in billions, but they have great quality medical assistance for every citizen. And if you take care of sudying some you would notice that the percentage of children death of hungry is lesser than in the USA.

  269. Re:Taken out of context?--Mod it up by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

    False. It refers to "the FrontPage Web components", which it then goes further to say includes the MSN/MSNBC components. It never said ONLY those web components in the example list it gave were covered.

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  270. So clone it by yerricde · · Score: 2

    But what if they all have different, but still objectionable licenses?

    If the major players don't own any patents essential for the implementation of the technology, you can always develop an alternative to the product. Example 1: the GNU system. Example 2: PostgreSQL has become an excellent clone of Oracle DB. The fact that a standards document describes SQL and that documentation available online describes Oracle PL/SQL makes this task much easier.

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  271. Security Provisions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Security is a rather loose term.
    Consider this, I might insist
    that I have a backdoor into the
    system to shutdown my software
    (disableware). I might require that,
    ala FrontPage, all content created
    is passed back to MS for a 'non-disparagement'
    check. In other words, security is
    what they define. And when they insert
    that module in that disables your software
    or monitors your actions, well it will be
    legal under this clause.

    Have fun.

  272. Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just don't use FrontPage.Simple, isn't it?

  273. Later Microsoft EULAs by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 2


    This FrontPage EULA is just a trial of the concept. If there are not a lot of complaints, expect other Microsoft EULAs:

    Microsoft Photo Editor: Users are forbidden to draw horns on photos of Bill Gates.

    Microsoft Turd^H^H^H^H Word: Users are forbidden to write anything bad about Microsoft.

    Microsoft Internet Explorer: Explore only Microsoft approved sites.


    The CIA trained Osama bin Laden: What Should be the Response to Violence?

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    1. Re:Later Microsoft EULAs by Swaffs · · Score: 1
      Microsoft Internet Explorer: Explore only Microsoft approved sites.

      Worse yet, have sites rendered in a way that it suits Microsoft's agenda. (Smart tags anyone?)

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  274. possibly using the DMCA against its proponents.... by mercurialfool · · Score: 1

    Is there a way you could use anti-circumvention technology to make it impossible to sue a company for making cracking software? I mean, it seems like a paralell enough concept.

    Example: AOL put out an upgrade a while back that messed up a person's windows internet stuff, right? but no one could sue them for damages because, presumably, they had clicked through something saying, hey, I take responsibility for what this software does.

    SO, what if a piece of software, say, generates the registration key as a sideaffect, and as part of the EULA, you said you would take responsibility for everything the software does, and that you won't reverse engineer it.

    I guess what I'm getting at is that it seems like EULAs just allow big Corporations to cover their ass from their mistakes blowing up in people's faces and causing damage, but it doesn't cover a person's individual responsibility to use a potentially illegal piece of software.

    For instance, its like saying they can sell you a TV that blow up in your living room (but you signed an EULA), but you're NOT allowed to buy a gun, because, hell, those things are to kill people.

    sorry so long.
    got on a rant.

    -t

  275. they are well within their rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    lets not confuse the issue with talking monkey illogic, inconsistency and hypocricy about 'freedom' and 'rights'. They have the right to not allow a publicly viewed sight with their logo(s) to be used to defame them.

    The real issue is not whether they CAN or CAN NOT do this, but rather if it is an ethical or rational thing to do. Most would agree that it is rather pathetic of them. Most more would agree that this will only hurt them in the long run. By all means Microsoft, dig your own grave and then jump into it.

    However, once again, let us not stoop to childish pointing that demeans us and anything we stand for (i.e. the superiority of open source). After all, it would seem that when M$ performs their tricks that many call foul and say that just 'proves' that they have inferior products that must rely on trickery and other marketing ploys. Are we not to apply that same test to ourselves as well. If we cannot police ourselves then we do not deserve to exist.

  276. What exactly does "disparaging" mean? by ttyp · · Score: 0

    So far y'all are talking like the EULA only disables ya from authoring a Microsoft Sucks web page using it's Front Page product. What I want to know is what effect this EULA (if it's true) will have on product reviews? What happens if a site is authored with Front Page, has links to M$ services etc. and ALSO does product reviews? Does a bad review constitute disparagment? Now we're REALLY talking prior restraint. And by a company, no less!

  277. government vs private groups/individuals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok, it is obvious you have refused to apply any sort of thought to this (much less any critical thought employing logic and reason). This is not a government agency or legislation that is restricting your speech. It is a company that is saying that you can't do that with THEIR products. If you want to do it, then by all means use another product. Stop confusing the situation. People like you are the reason we have censorship (real censorship), because any ability to educuate and enlighten people to the truth is buried under rhetoric and illogical inconsistencies, until no one wants to hear about it. You just make enemies out of potential allies. I suggest you calm down (short term). For the long term, I suggest you employ some reason and will power to overcome your emotionally controlled actions. Otherwise you are nothing but a talking monkey. Try acting like a civilized and intelligent human please.

    1. Re:government vs private groups/individuals by ttyp · · Score: 0

      What about a recognized, credible website posting a product review that pans a Microsoft product. Is that "disparagement?" I guess we'd need a court to decide it if MS wants to push the matter. And, furthermore, will any website that uses .NET or Passport technology ever be able to truthfully criticize The Beast or it's products if such EULA terms are enforcible??

    2. Re:government vs private groups/individuals by livitup · · Score: 1

      I recognize the difference between the government restricting our rights and large dominant corporations restricting our rights.

      What you don't recognize is that one is just as bad as the other.

  278. unlawful by flibuste · · Score: 1

    My opinion is that, if you live in a country that allow companies to set such terms of agreement without violating your rights to express yourself, you should consider moving to another country.... It is very doubtful that M$ can actually defend this to court...

  279. as opposed to? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    living in a country that 'protects us all' by making it illegal to express your self? I will pick the choice of editors and companies being able to make their own decissions. I would also not worry if one or two (or even more) companies did this. Just like with Linux and friends. A better solution would pop up, unless of course you had the government make it illegal to do so. See the pattern here?

    Pattern recognition is the first step of intelligence, btw. Parroting and emotional reactions do not even figure in except to show the animals lack of control and will power (again, back to intelligence)

  280. Not to mention... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the UCITA, which basically makes anything put in a EULA perfectly legal.

  281. frontpage 2002 by Janitah · · Score: 1

    just use dreamweaver it is better anyway. i used it to make all my porn and anti microsoft sites.

  282. thanks loser by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you missed the point entirely that you can still choose (as in CHOICE) to use or not to use the products. Don't make this something it is not. Or would you rather stupidly be for legislation that disallows MS to do this? Gee, how hypocritical of you? Catch a clue please

  283. Anti-Monopoly Evidence? by FernandoValenzuela · · Score: 1

    Is it too late to have this submitted as evidence in the big court case?

    1. Re:Anti-Monopoly Evidence? by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2

      Nope! There is further discovery scheduled. I'd love to see this detail worked in to the elaborate tapestry of control and dominance Microsoft's produced for judiciary perusal :)

  284. A Logic Issue here, folks... by Dragget · · Score: 1
    Consider this for a moment...

    Anyone who desires to make disparaging comments about Microsoft would presumably be motivated to do so because of their dislike for:

    1. a) Microsoft's Products
    1. b) Microsofts's business practices
    If a) then why would they ever want to use FrontPage for such a purpose? There are many other HTML editors out there to choose from that would be perfectly acceptable for designing a Microsoft-bashing website.

    If b) then the issue would never come up because it would be against the principles of such a person to ever purchase a product from "those heartless monopolizing bastards."

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    1. Re:A Logic Issue here, folks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, true. But here's another one. How about, it all depends upon what your definition of the the word "disparage" is. Constructive criticism, like telling Bill Gates to go perform some sexually damaging act upon himself, would not be disparaging in the least. Disparaging, according to dictionary.com, is as follows: "1) To speak of in a slighting or disrespectful way; belittle. 2) To reduce in esteem or rank." Since the second would be a lesser used version of the word, we will look only at the first, and for a comment to be disrespectful would imply that there was any degree of respect to begin with. Therefore, to make a site that speaks out against Microsoft would not be illegal.

    2. Re:A Logic Issue here, folks... by archnme · · Score: 1

      Hey, maybe some fanatics out there have a sense of irony....

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  285. CmdrTaco grammar flames M$ by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2

    Now I've seen everything.

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  286. Yeah pretty funny, by Archfeld · · Score: 1

    and when my high end 8 way compaq server goes belly up with the BSOD and a cryptic M$ error code that M$ support claims does not exist ?

    I agree the right tool for the job, a M$ workstation on the (L)user's desk and a ROBUST UNIX server behind to ensure the business keeps on running. Let the (L)user's re-boot as needed but I expect my server to approach 99.99% uptime.
    Not had anything with a M$ OS come more than reasonably close to that, though WIN2K is a MUCH improved animal.

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  287. Brilliant software by oliverk · · Score: 1

    My version of FrontPage locks up every time I write something negative about Microsoft. That's pretty sweet coding :)

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  288. humor doesn't work if its facts are wrong by alienmole · · Score: 2

    It doesn't make sense to joke about something that doesn't exist, and no-one is suggesting should exist... It's the joke that was impaired.

  289. What is meant by the 10-server limit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Note the EULA now specifies what kinds of connections are counted:

    ...File and Print services, Internet Information Services, and remote access (including connection sharing and telephony services).

    Basically, they keep track of SMB sessions, IIS, and the various RAS-based bits built into the OS. (I don't know whether IIS covers only that server or all inbound HTTP/FTP/NNTP/telnet/what-have-you; the former would seem trivial to bypass, and the latter non-trivial to implement.)

  290. You already agreed to it by anewsome · · Score: 1
    As far I know, simply purchasing the product has you locked in from the start. Problem is a combination of a few things:

    *) CompUSA will not let me see the EULA before I buy it, because it is in the shrinkwrapped box.
    *) CompUSA will not allow refunds on software.

    So if you're in a situation where you buy the software, crack it open and don't agree with the license,.. tough shit. You are out of luck. Good luck trying to get your money back on opened software.

    --Aaron

  291. law suits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just to be fair, could these 'oppresive' restrictions in the EULA be there to 'protect' M$ from getting sued should someone abuse there software? Just a thought and a sad one if that were the case.

    Notice I used M$ instead of their real name as don't currently have a valid M....S... trademark license that allows me to utter there name...I don't want to get sued either.

  292. Um, just erase the meta tags!!!! by bigman921 · · Score: 1

    Why not just erase the stupid "generated-by" meta tags? Then their is NO way to prove you used FrontPage Crapthousand.

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  293. Been tried... by Danse · · Score: 2

    You are aware of what happened when people tried to return copies of Windows after rejecting the EULA, aren't you? (Hint: it didn't work)

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  294. Re:Grammar IT GETS WORSE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm further appalled at all of the split infinitives!

  295. what about this case... by atomic+brainslide · · Score: 1

    suppose i am rolling out frontpage for my company. the hypothetical company makes web sites of sorts for clients. i've installed frontpage on several computers which our employees use. none of them have agreed to the EULA. they are merely users of the product. does the EULA apply to any user of the installed product, or just the person who installed/purchased it?

    i don't see how i could be responsible, as an IT guy, for the actions of the staff in the company when they use the product, but have not themselves agreed to the license.

    can microsoft really be demanding that their license apply to anyone that uses their product? what about children that are not old enough to be bound by these contracts?

    comments?

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    1. Re:what about this case... by archnme · · Score: 1

      "none of them have agreed to the EULA. they are merely users of the product. does the EULA apply to any user of the installed product, or just the person who installed/purchased it?"

      Well, think about it for a moment... what does EULA stand for? That's right: End User License Agreement, which is pretty self explanatory in terms of to whom it is applicable.

      No offence, but it's hardly quantum physics.

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  296. let's say you don't like a website... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    couldn't you use this to shut down a site using frontpage if they're violating the agreement?

  297. A nit to pick... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You cannot restrict "free speech." Free speech by its nature is unrestricted. You can restrict speech, at which point it is no longer "free," but to "restrict free speech" is an oxymoron. So, the title to this discussion probably ought to have been different.

  298. Re:Grammar - EULA sentence *was* correct by lythe · · Score: 1

    Where's the verb in this sentence?

    More importantly, what the heck do they think is wrong with the sentence in the EULA? It's perfectly correct. The grammar is fine - the *style* may be questionable, since the sentence is cumbersome and long, but we are talking about a legal agreement here, so that's normal enough.

    - copy editor, Lythe

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  299. FUKK LINECKS! I love bill gates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah i'm a furry tr00l t0011111

  300. not just sex with dogs, no by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

    Of course it isn't. You can see people having sex with sheep, horses, and snakes, too.

  301. Promote Pornography? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that I should create a site that disses pornography and gives a large gallery of examples of what graphics should not contain.:)

    Leons Petrazickis (St. Leo)

  302. So?! by AlanSmitheeX · · Score: 1

    If you don't agree to the terms of the license, don't friggin' buy it for chrissakes!

    1. Re:So?! by nagora · · Score: 2

      Note that the license is INSIDE the box, genius.

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  303. GPL is not a restrictive license by shepd · · Score: 1

    There are terms in the GPL that allow you to not accept the license, but continue to use the software under normal copyright (which is more restrictive, but still allows you to use it).

    Because of the fact the GPL can be not accepted, yet you may still use the software, the license would be perfectly acceptable to put inside a box. The user has no right to expect anything but a copyrighted work in the box, and should they refuse to accept the GPL, that's what they get.

    What really gets my goat are the ATI driver CDs that say "you must agree to the license before opening this package" when the license is inside, and underneath the CD so you can't even read it through the plastic window! Now that can't be legal...

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  304. Ummm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to see Microsoft try ANYONE in court for this. Any judge with a sane mind would throw this out and label it as anti-competitive. Who would use their shitty software anyway?

  305. We The People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...outnumber you, and we can kick your ass.

    There's no longer any point to playing by the rules when the rules are being written by your opponent as you go along. So fuck the rules.

    Pirate that software. Crack it. Distribute it. Start a bootleg CD business. Thumb your nose at Corporate America. When their lawyers come to your door, punch them in the mouth.

    Sneak into an office and throw an executive out of the 30th floor window. Set the building on fire. Get a gun while you still can. You're going to need it when the thought police come to lock you away. Just pretend it's the Dark Ages again and it's every man for themselves, because it is, IT IS...

    Do I sound like a lunatic? Hell yes. But what will I sound like in fifty years?

    The revolution is coming. I can say this with a certainty, because I understand just enough about human nature to say that by the time people are so oppressed that they're willing to do something effective for change, violence and anarchy will be the only means that remain to them.

  306. Re:EULA returns? EULA not valid in Germany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You still have to open the box


    That is EXACTLY why the EULA is null and void in Germany. When you bought the software, that is where you "bought" the license to use it. If any restrictions apply apart from normal copyright laws, then you would have had to sign them before the handing over of the product and payment. But since you have the box in your hands and the contract has already been done, the EULA (or anything else you have to agree to when loading the software) simply is Null and void.

  307. Re:encarta:search=Linux by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

    Not much on this page about linux, but at least it is stable with no error messages.

  308. Quiet enjoyment? by goldfndr · · Score: 2, Funny
    12. DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTIES.
    ...
    ALSO, THERE IS NO WARRANTY OR CONDITION OF TITLE, QUIET ENJOYMENT, QUIET POSSESSION, CORRESPONDENCE TO DESCRIPTION OR NON-INFRINGEMENT WITH REGARD TO THE PRODUCT.
    So, if you enjoy XP, you must let others know.

    Furthermore, you can't have an XP machine running in a forest, as whether or not it makes a sound is indeterminable.

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  309. So to say MS products are crap and that MS is evil by konmaskisin · · Score: 1

    .... I have to use Mozilla and post to an Apache webserver running perl based application ....

    Like this: thwaaaaacccckkk:

    So to say MS products are crap and that MS is evil I have to use Mozilla and post to an Apache webserver running perl based application ....

    Like this:

    (... recurse infinitely)

  310. not respectable by Wansu · · Score: 2

    This EULA isn't respectable. So, it won't be respected.

    Heck, it ain't big deal. Front Page is a layout tool and code generator. The best thing I can say is that it helps you to get the ball rolling in some cases. However, the HTML it produces is chock full of goofy tags. I can't stand to use it. It's ponderous and cumbersome when you try to do simple edits. It's like smashing flies with a sledgehammer. Home site is a better product, if you must use such a thing. This isn't politically correct to say and I'll bet I get flamed but mostIy, these sorts of tools seem to appeal to women more than men. I think these things are OK for creating a template but then just use a decent editor to get it like you want it. You can strip out all that Microsoft header stuff anyway.

    "All in all, it just another brick in the wall ..."

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  311. Let me get this straight... by Amon+CMB · · Score: 2, Informative

    You'd use Microsoft software to make anti-Microsoft webpages? Am I missing something here? :)

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  312. hail lord gates, ruler of outland by digitalmonkey2k1 · · Score: 1

    At least in the future of the MSWWW we wont need to worry about such silly little things, why at the mere thought of disgust with our dark overlord gates or the Unites States of Microsoft out SSSCA integrated minds with our backdoor encryption passwords and "Blue Desktop Wallpaper" will send a shutdown code directly to our cerebrum to stop any synapsys before our corruption SPREADS to any of the other users of their creation... hold on, my xp machine just deactivated for some reason.

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  313. Only One Court by IronClad · · Score: 1
    The solution is apparent. There is only one court in which to try this aggregious stunt. No not the federal courts: we've seen them throw out entire remedies on the appearance of bias without any evidence of bias. Sheesh.

    The place to try them is in the court of public opinion.

    How to do that? Well, don't try to do it alone. First you've got to alert the media, since it affects their integrity directly. No news organization can claim to be objective and use Microsoft Frontpage on it's website. Find out which ones use it. (Google?) Look especially hard at the big ones: Time-Warner, Newscorp, etc. Point the problem out to them. Suggest they cover it as a story. I suggest the notification use the most official-looking letterhead as is possible. Perhaps some of those German law firms can be persuaded to invoke actions on behalf of Microsoft on sorry publishers who use Frontpage and who post unflattering news, as they reportedly did for Adobe.

    1. Re:Only One Court by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also note that any government office would not be able to publish desparaging data about Microsoft. That would include the USDOJ, as well as the states involved in the antitrust complaints. Let them know about the problem. Let them know how you feel about them forfeiting their (and by proxy, your) rights of free speech via a licensing scam perpetrated by an unethical corporate monster. Encourage them to license alternatives and to create statutes that preserve consumer rights against corporate intrusions on incidental liberties.

  314. Sig 11 by enterfornone · · Score: 2

    I'm guessing the person you are replying to meant "And where is signal11 in the EULA?". After all, if you are going to go to all that trouble to stop people bashing MS, you may as well shut siggy up while you're at it.

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  315. It took me a while to see the grammar flaw but... by Godwin+O'Hitler · · Score: 2, Informative
    "You may not use the Software in connection with any site that disparages Microsoft, MSN, MSNBC, Expedia, or their products or services, infringe any intellectual property or other rights of these parties, violate any state, federal or international law, or promote racism, hatred or pornography."


    In fact, the sentence is perfectly good English, but it doesn't mean what it's probably intended to mean. Parse the sentence and what do you get?


    * You may not use the Software in connection with any site that disparages Microsoft, MSN, MSNBC, Expedia, or their products or services
    * You may not infringe any intellectual property or other rights of these parties, violate any state, federal or international law, or promote racism, hatred or pornography.


    Because of the singular forms in the second clause, its verbs logically belong to "you may not". They do NOT logically belong to "...use the Software in connection with any site that".

    So what the terms say is that by accepting the EULA, you have to give up promoting porn ALTOGETHER - whether it's done with their crappy software or not!

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  316. That's why there's a US Taskforce after him by leonbrooks · · Score: 2

    The buildings and people were bad enough, but abusing a Microsoft EULA? Bomb the bastards!

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  317. Co-hosting? by leonbrooks · · Score: 2
    But if you can't even use Frontpage in connection with an anti-Microsoft site then that option is out the window.

    The implication is that any other sites on the same machine at your ISP, sites that you link to, or link to you, etc, can all disqualify you from using it.

    `Disparage' is also a pretty general term. Saying that The GIMP is better than MS-Paint could be viewed as disparaging, even if you do it using benchmark results and no analysis.

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  318. Amazing what you *can't* do with this by leonbrooks · · Score: 3, Interesting
    You may permit a maximum of ten (10) computers or other electronic devices (each
    a "Device") to connect to the Workstation Computer to utilize the services of the Product solely for File and Print services, Internet Information Services, and remote access (including connection sharing and telephony services).

    No streaming cameras? No X-10? No RTTY?
    Except as otherwise permitted by the
    NetMeeting, Remote Assistance, and Remote Desktop features described below, you may not use the Product to permit any Device to use, access, display or run other executable software residing on the Workstation Computer, nor may you permit any Device to use, access, display, or run the Product or Product's user interface, unless the Device has a separate license for the Product.

    No web, FTP or gopher servers, apparently including IIS (hooray!), no VNC, probably no SSH or telnet daemons, inasmuch as M$ are certain to define their miserable CLI as a part of XP's user interface.

    Now for the scarey bit:

    There are technological measures in this Product that are designed to prevent unlicensed or illegal use of the Product. You agree that we may use those measures.

    ...even if they deliberately or accidentally fail, for example, by refusing to run certain important Open Source products. Remember ``DOS ain't done 'till Lotus won't run?'' Add this clause...
    Internet-Based Services Components. The Product contains components that enable and facilitate the use of certain Internet-based services. [but note that this doesn't actully restrict the scope of the following claim to Internet-based service software] You acknowledge and agree that Microsoft may automatically check the version of the Product and/or its components that you are utilizing and may provide upgrades or fixes to the Product that will be automatically downloaded to your Workstation Computer.

    OK, here's the big one: we can change any of your software (the ``Product'' and/or components such as applications built to run on it and containing parts of it (runtime library interface module etc) without notice, and you agree to this. This includes new ``measures'' to prevent ``unlicenced or illegal use'' - and it's no great stretch of the imagination to visualise this including software made illegal by the SSSCA such as Apache, PHP or Screem (does FrontPage things only better, faster, cheaper and safer).
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  319. Simple Solution by thebiss · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Frontpage generates IE-centric spaghetti anyways...

    So Use Dreamweaver!


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  320. The most out of touch portion of this EULA by SFNative · · Score: 2, Funny
    You can't use FrontPage to promote pornography?

    Has anyone at Microsoft checked out any porn pages? Near as I can tell, the propreitors of porn pages are the biggest users of FrontPage!

    Of course, I only go to those pages for the articles.

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  321. All talk and no action by dugsteen · · Score: 2, Funny

    Alright, folks. Where is it? I'm looking for a single Web page, designed with FrontPage 2002, that describes this EULA and says it's stupid. A wonderfully self-referential violation.

    Any takers?

  322. ungrammatical or overreaching by Forgotten · · Score: 1

    "You may not use the Software in
    connection with any site that disparages Microsoft, MSN, MSNBC, Expedia, or their products
    or services, infringe any intellectual property or other rights of these parties, violate
    any state, federal or international law, or promote racism, hatred or pornography."

    The clauses starting with "infringe" cannot be semantically connected to "use the software" - in other words, this licence enjoins you to refrain from infringing M$ IP, violate any law (wasn't that already, uh, illegal?), or promote racism, hatred, or porn - whether you're using this software or just living your life. Obviously this is absurd, but that's the clear phrasing. Clear to anyone with a half decent understanding of the English language, anyway (ie. not a contract lawyer).

    It's also not clear whether the "parties" whose IP rights you may not infringe (at any time) are the M$ bunch, or the sites that disparage them. That grammatical objection wouldn't hold up in court though. ;)

    The last piece of crappy M$ software I use is Mac IE. One of these days iCab will come of age and I'll be rid of it. But I'll assume I have the right to "disparage" them by misspelling their initials in this post, because I'm using lynx at the moment. ;)

  323. Re:Grammar IT GETS WORSE by Dagonkin · · Score: 1

    It is not a problem in English, on Latin(and possibly American). I like split infinitives.

  324. Re:Grammar IT GETS WORSE by Dagonkin · · Score: 1

    There is a "ly" after that "on" - honest.

  325. public health warning by boots@work · · Score: 1

    "Every EULA is doing you damage."

  326. MSN Porn Communities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  327. yes, with a 747.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    all work and no play makes bill a dull boy.

  328. C++ EULA restricts competing with Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An old Microsoft C++ EULA that I'd read said something to the effect of: "You may not use this compiler to create works that compete with any Microsoft products."

    If someone could dig this up, please post it.

  329. you are wonderful by streetlawyer · · Score: 1
    To add slightly to what the others replying to your post have already said by reiterating what has been posted on slashdot many, many times before:

    Trolled out? They callin' me trolled out? I tell you pesky kids, I ain't getting older, I'm getting better.

  330. Scan it by vectro · · Score: 2

    Why not make a scan of the EULA, and post it on the web?