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  1. Re:It starts with an E and has "DNS" in it on EasyDNS Falsely Accused of Unplugging WikiLeaks · · Score: 2

    Yes!

    DDoS them all, except Wikileaks of course.

    Well, maybe them too just to show we mean business...

  2. Re:Business vs Open Source on Ex-Sun CEO Warns Oracle of Death By Open Source · · Score: 1

    "Spoken like a self-important douchebag."

    Exactly, you ignorant anti-Javanite!

    Who do you blow at Microsoft to get you to pimp for .Net?

    Refulgent sold-out sycophant!!!

  3. Re:It does not have the Juche spirit on A Peek At South Korea's Autonomous Robot Gun Turrets · · Score: 2

    Comrade, well spoken.

    You may pick up your voucher for the "Glorious Leader Whores And Coors Camp" at any WPK bunker...

  4. Re:They phased them in relatively recently on A Peek At South Korea's Autonomous Robot Gun Turrets · · Score: 1

    Wait til they get sharks with these on their heads...

  5. Re:Scale on NASA Records Solar Blast of Epic Proportions · · Score: 1

    Or better yet... furlongs per hectoliter?

  6. Re:Had this been pointed at Earth? What then.. on NASA Records Solar Blast of Epic Proportions · · Score: 1, Funny

    Had this been pointed at Earth, cockroaches would now be the dominant species.

    The fact that pictures of Paris Hilton's poontang are freely available on the interwebs means for sure these are the End Times.

    I'm sure The Creator is just having a few practise shots before loading up The Rapture Cannon...

  7. Re:Ok, I'm convinced on Silverlight 5 — Back From the Dead? · · Score: 1

    Widows Phone 7 is the Zune of Smartphones.

    Silverlight is dead out of the gate.

    Maybe Microsoft has found another area where their lousy corporate philosophy and innovation through theft will also have an appropriate outcome.

  8. Re:This is their third try. on USAF Unveils Supercomputer Made of 1,760 PS3s · · Score: 1

    I'll bet it gets a great fps score on Crysis.

  9. Re:Can we finally, finally, finally on NASA Finds New Life (This Afternoon) · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new arsenic based overlords.

    And intend to drink a toast in arsenic to them in solidarity!

  10. Re:Well, duh. on Microsoft Word Patent Case Going To Supreme Court · · Score: 1

    Ideally, software patents will become obsolete. However...

    In a contest between i4 and Microsoft, with its unbelievable record of theft, monopoly, FUD, and dishonest competition... how can anyone defend Microsoft dragging this out?

  11. Re:Well... on Chicago Using Coyotes To Fight Rodents · · Score: 1

    As long as they lay off the ACME jet packs, innertube coyote launchers, and exploding bird feeders, they might do a little better.

  12. Re:Of course! on Can Solar Storms Cause Wildfires? · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah?

    "Intense solar flares release very-high-energy particles that can cause radiation poisoning to humans (and mammals in general) in the same way as low-energy radiation from nuclear blasts."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geomagnetic_storm

    I'll be heading to the basement with my tinfoil hat on while you "skeptics" get burnt to a crisp!

  13. Re:Terrific on The Sun Unleashes Coronal Mass Ejection At Earth · · Score: 1

    We're doomed!!!

    *running in circles and soiling myself*

  14. Re:Collapse by Jared Diamond on 'Peak Wood' Offers Parallels For Our Time · · Score: 2, Funny

    I get "peak wood" looking at Natalie Portman.

  15. Re:No sensible, honest person would work for HP? on HP Explains Why Printer Ink Is So Expensive · · Score: 1

    You would take bread from out of the mouths of the blue eyed babes of HP employees?

    Shame, oh mighty shame, upon you!

    Nobody's making you buy HP cartridges, you narwhal!

    ----

    [not a HP employee]

  16. Re:So what? on Microsoft Kills Support For XP SP2 · · Score: 1

    Back when I was using Roman numerals, I tried to use an abacus, and it borked my Roman numerals.

    Just sayin'...

  17. Re:So what? on Microsoft Kills Support For XP SP2 · · Score: 1

    Oh, oh, oh!

    I am very, very, very, very, very, very angry of this!

    And also: enraged!

    SP2 has a deep inner beauty that only we the illuminati can appreciate; SP3 sends secret mind-twisting brain rays that can only be intercepted by my tin foil beanie.

    Oh it's: shameful!

  18. Re:It's the Monolith on Jupiter Is Missing a Belt · · Score: 1

    OMG yes!

    Asimov forecast this is "2010: A Space Oddity".

    The monkeys are going to take over, so I'm off to buy bananas... !

  19. Re:Not her parents... on 3rd-Grader Busted For Jolly Rancher Possession · · Score: 1

    Death penalty!

  20. Re:So now the question is... on What Happens When IPv4 Address Space Is Gone · · Score: 1

    Looks like we're heading back to two tin cans with a string between them.

    One bonus: no malware...

  21. Re:The original SD Times article. on De Icaza Says Microsoft Has Shot .NET Ecosystem In Foot · · Score: 0, Troll

    I *speet* upon de Icaza and his vile prostitution to Microsoft!

    *hork*

    *ptoooooooie!*

  22. Re:Silver foil on Revisiting DIY HERF Guns · · Score: 3, Funny

    All you have to do is wear a Faraday Cage (see wikipedia on HERF)and you're immune!

    The fools!

  23. Re:Sounds like it's safe according to this blog on Mount Wilson Observatory In Danger From L.A. Fire · · Score: 2, Informative
  24. Re:The Slashdot Effect on Musician Lobby Terms Balanced Copyright "Disgusting" · · Score: 1

    Not only have you slashdotted this poor man's website, you've also made him paranoid!

    His website now says: "Direct Access to this location is not allowed."

    Insensitive clods!

  25. Re:Wikipedia cleaning in progress on Digsby IM Client Quietly Installs Badware · · Score: 1

    From TF Wikipedia A:

    "Presently, interception of Google searches is a permanent effect of the Digsby install process, and cannot be removed through the uninstall process."

    That's pretty nasty.