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  1. Re:What about Gallileo (if it was operative) on U.S. May Reduce Non-Military GPS Accuracy · · Score: 1, Troll

    Is it this map?

  2. Haiku on Poets Inspired by Technology? · · Score: 2, Funny

    First post on slashdot
    Everybody see me rule
    Even on-topic

  3. Re:What Goes into an Enterprise Network? on What Goes into an Enterprise Network? · · Score: 1

    No, no, isolinear chips are the old stuff.

    Think bio-neural gelpacks

    I wonder what kind of throughput they get...

  4. Re:why not construct this on The Space Elevator · · Score: 2, Informative

    Yes, yes, we are all jealous of America, the finest and most powerful nation God ever created.

    Are you quite finished masturbing yet?

    Maybe you should provide some proof with your claims of having "the most advanced nation in the world with the highest quality of living". You also have more people that are suffering and homeless, and whatnot, than some other countries.

    The only thing advanced about the USA is its military.

  5. Making up funny headlines for articles is hard. on Monitoring the Health of Your Penguin? · · Score: 4, Funny

    To monitor the health of a penguin, a self-respecting geek would set up something much like this.

  6. Re:Average User on How Configurable Should a Desktop User Interface be? · · Score: 1

    You're looking for FVWM95. Now go install it before you or they have finished compiling the binaries.

  7. Captains log, Stardate -320053.09950 on Weblogs in the Enterprise? · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with storing the logs in the ships computer?

  8. Buzzword bingo! on MOM and SOA on Linux? · · Score: 3, Funny
  9. Re:can someone explain to me on E ~ mc^2 · · Score: 1

    +5 Insightful. Your comment made my brain go "click".

  10. Breaking US laws in Russia on Sklyarov Discusses the ElcomSoft Trial · · Score: 0, Insightful

    He got arrested for breaking a US law in Russia! Hello? Hello? Am i the only one who sees this? I have yet to read one article in news media which mentions this. I feel like i'm taking crazy pills!

  11. Re:CUPS is still the best solution on CUPS Security Vulnerabilities · · Score: 1

    Did you check in the FAQ?

  12. Open Source Development HOWTO on Recruiting Help for Open Source Projects? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Forget that! Check out the Open Source Development HOWTO!

  13. When hell freezes over, pigs fly, et cetera. on Troll Technology (QT) Releases Scripting Language · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hopefully, with QSA, I can get rid of Excel, and give the traders Spreadsheet widgets, with the flexibility of a 'VBA-like' scriptability to boot!"


    Yes, yes, very likely!
  14. Re:Unicode on Human-Computer Interfaces From 2003 to 2012 · · Score: 1

    The Klingon alphabet was disapproved for inclusion in Unicode in may 2001.

  15. This may seem harsh ... on Information for Managers - Understanding pthreads? · · Score: 1

    ... but really, what you have to do is tell the boss:

    "I'm sorry boss, i love you and all, but i'm the engineer here, and decisions like these are none of your business. If you're sure it would be done better without pthreads, then fine, code up a testcase, and we'll see."

  16. You can use this to find contest entries on Obfuscated HTML Contest? · · Score: 2, Funny
  17. Re:What are the wood things that forklifts carry? on DreamHack Winter 2002 · · Score: 1

    They are the legs for our tables.

    The lucky participants are the ones who don't get a pallet where their knees should be.

    Cyberkreiger, reporting from Dreamhack.

  18. Re:This bodes well on Another Critical Microsoft Hole · · Score: 1

    Where, where?

    You mean "Hear, hear!".

  19. Re:yay p2p plus ibm=sweet on Putting P2P To Work · · Score: 1

    I have also been reading the news on this site for about two years, and i have noticed that some users that would be happy to get first post aren't quick enough. Instead they reply to the first post with something just as meaningless...

    ;-)

  20. Enterprise vs Open Source Portals? on Enterprise vs. Open Source Portals? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Is this anything like Enterprise vs the Death Star?

  21. Slashdot, the short-short version. on Built-in Kitchen Computer? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ask slashdot: What is the most popular news-site for nerds about stuff that matters?
    Posted by Cliff

    Ask slashdot: Which is the latest linux-kernel?
    Posted by Cliff

    Ask slashdot: How do i earn a lot of money in a short time without working?
    Posted by Cliff

    Ask slashdot: I'm learning how to make my bed. Should i use one pillow, two pillows, or even three?
    Posted by Cliff

    Ask slashdot: I have just got a girlfriend. What site do i post on to gloat most efficiently?
    Posted by Cliff

    ---

    Seriously, more than a few "Ask slashdot"s by the same editor on the same day is too much, and lately it's been insane.

    Cliff, please stop it. At least try to put some soul and thought in it.

  22. Re:First Hexidecimal post on See Ya .su · · Score: -1, Troll
    Pipe through
    perl -ne 'print chr hex $_ for /\b\w\w\b/g'
    to decode...
  23. Re:A simple way to research the Slashdot effect on Researching the Slashdot Effect? · · Score: 2, Funny

    (5) ???

    (6) PROFIT!!!

  24. The real problem is forcing people to use it. on Weblogs as Base for Knowledge Management Systems? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I installed Bugzilla at work, because i was tired of people putting post-its on my screen and mentioning bugs at coffee-break.

    To get people to use it, i had to turn into a bitchy hard-ass.
    Whenever someone had a bug they wanted fixed i went "Have you entered it in the Bugzilla? No? Then i don't know anything about it."
    In short, i refused to fix any bug unless it was entered into the bugzilla.

    Now, i was in a position where i was able to do this without the risk of getting fired. (Although i felt a little uncertain about this at times... especially when my boss claimed it was too much work for him to be bothered to use the bugzilla, when he could just talk directly to me. )

    Of course, once people got used to Bugzilla, they started liking it.
    After all, in the end it's about making it easier for everyone to obtain information and do useful work.
    You just have to get over the acceptance threshold.
    Unfortunately, a bit of forcing is required to change the ways people work, and not everyone is in the position to do this.

  25. Re:No, sorry on Is China's Control of the Internet Slipping? · · Score: 1

    Hate to break it to you, but there are actually two "i" in "slipping".