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  1. Re:Cap & Trade = Energy Rationing on US House May Pass "Cap & Trade" Bill · · Score: 1

    There HAS to be a limit to stupidity...

          Not according to Einstein.

  2. Re:"cloud blogger"? on News Sites Slammed By Michael Jackson Traffic · · Score: 3, Funny

    I believe "cloggers" are tap dancers and the name is derived from the wooden shoes from Netherlands.

          You obviously never had a job cleaning toilets in a public place when you were a teenager.

  3. Re:Ok, So How Would It Help? on News Sites Slammed By Michael Jackson Traffic · · Score: 1

    Well, the idea is that when your website gets hit hard you can just use some extra, idle capacity "in the cloud." Works great. Unless of course everyone else is doing the same thing....

          You know, I'm trying very hard to try not to draw a parallel between your statement and the recent 'sub-prime' crisis.

  4. Re:*sigh* on News Sites Slammed By Michael Jackson Traffic · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I hate to say this, but things like this (and Anna Nichole Smith) make me weep for humanity.

    We put too much interest in people whose saving grace is that they can put a song together

    As far as I know the only thing Anna Nicole Smith ever put together were two oversized sillicone filled breasts. Having them exist simultaneously in the same universe, much less on the same torso, was itself a feat I admit.

  5. A few generations from now on Microsoft-Backed Firm Says IBM Is Anticompetitive · · Score: 3, Funny

    What, you mean computers were actually capable of opening more than one window at a time?

  6. Re:3 easy steps to unblock on How To Get Out of Developer's Block? · · Score: 2, Funny

    A five-mile run followed by 50 continuous push-ups followed by sex with a girl

          Funny, for me it's usually trying to have sex with 50 girls, ending up doing what amounts to one push up during the act, and watching her run a mile.

  7. Re:Interesting...and so's this! on Tennesee Man Charged In "Virtual Pornography" Case · · Score: 3, Informative

    and kiddie fondling, you have to admit...

          Well HE certainly never admitted to it.... only doled out a lot of cash, twice, but that's not an admission of guilt.

  8. Re:Sure, that's disgusting on Tennesee Man Charged In "Virtual Pornography" Case · · Score: 1

    A photographer can't publish your photo without your written consent.

          IANAL but I think that can be challenged if the photo was taken in a public place, where you have "no reasonable expectation of privacy". After all, if a law works in favor of the government, it has to work in favor of the people too, right?

          I can't imagine TV stations getting release forms every time they film some crowd, or people walking down the street behind an interviewer.

  9. Re:It's a complicated issue on Tennesee Man Charged In "Virtual Pornography" Case · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you're stimulated by pictures of mature secondary sexual characteristics, you aren't likely to be all that interested in little girls.

    If you selected specific children's faces to characterize the sexual image, then you likely are.

    You are both guessing. Who knows which one of you is right. However the law is not supposed to be about guesses but about facts. How would you like to be put in jail after having 5 or 6 drinks at home because "you might have gotten in your car and driven drunk"?

  10. Re:Vapourware on 15-Year-Old Invents Algae-Powered Energy System · · Score: 4, Funny

    we're thoroughly impressed by his innovative spirit.

    Lies. What really impressed them was a 9 letter acronym like VERSATILE.

  11. There's only on 15-Year-Old Invents Algae-Powered Energy System · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One small caveat:

          "The algae-powered system hasn't yet been built, however..."

          Another minor little detail:

          "and the PlayPump, which uses energy derived from children playing to power the system."

          I assume the children will volunteer to "play" at this "play pump" which I bet will be much more fascinating than say, Nintendo or beating up on little Timmy, or whatever their regular activities are.

          Or is this a device in fact powered by child labor? Perhaps it will go over big in China and Malaysia.

  12. Re:Malware? on AV-Test Deems Windows Security Essentials "Very Good" · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    but what about malware? That is what most people have to worry about these days.

          If you're running a Microsoft OS, you've already installed the mother-of-all-malware anyway, so why worry? Trust Microsoft. No seriously, you don't have a choice. TRUST MICROSOFT.

  13. Re:Minor correction on 35,000-Year-Old Flute Is Oldest Music Instrument Ever Found · · Score: 1

    We've both been around long enough to understand the counter-intuitive nature of mod point assignment...

    Still, after some consideration, I imagine the flautist would actually start sucking musical notes out of the air. Quite a feat for a primitive Homo sapiens.

  14. Re:one or two nukes in Washington on Pentagon Confirms Cyber Command, Under NSA Control · · Score: 1

    "Anyone without wings is guilty in my book - BWAAAAAAAK - polly wanna crack your skull - we hereby find you GUILTY"

  15. Re:Overpriced. on Tesla Nabs $465M Government Loan To Build Model S · · Score: 1

    Seems silly to dump such a large sum into a company that is in fact making luxury cars. Sustainable? Sure, if you're upper-class white America.

          If you look at the history of cars, they were always owned by the rich people first. EVENTUALLY Joe Average was able to afford one. But as GM and Chrysler (and numerous banks) have proven, you can't make money by selling something to the poor - by definition they don't have any money. If you want a poor person's car, TATA motors has a vehicle for you. But for under $3k, expect it to be a disposable piece of garbage. But hey, it beats waiting at the bus stop, and if you're not THAT poor, just buy two.

  16. Re:Tesla Fanboi on Tesla Nabs $465M Government Loan To Build Model S · · Score: 1

    without the need to change the oil or pay at the pump.

          You do have to pay for a new battery every once in a while though. Don't remember the estimated price (I think it was every 6 or 12 months), but it was steep. Hopefully if they make more cars the prices for those parts will come down, and it will turn into a real savings. But for now you're substituting fuel costs for battery costs and other maintenance fees.

  17. Re:one or two nukes in Washington on Pentagon Confirms Cyber Command, Under NSA Control · · Score: 3, Funny

    we're in an "end of human civilization as we know it" scenario.

          I like the way you consider all of human civilization to include the northern hemisphere. We here down south would probably be just fine. Actually a bit of cool weather would be a nice change. That way we could chill out as we watch the giant man eating parrots mutate into being in our jungles.

  18. Re:Uh-oh... on Pentagon Confirms Cyber Command, Under NSA Control · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can't walk away from a commitment like that.

          No, you will literally be blown away from that commitment. But then said apartment won't exist anymore anyway so what's to worry?

  19. Re:Norelco did this for years on Panasonic Begins To Lock Out 3d-Party Camera Batteries · · Score: 1

    Nobody ever lost a once-in-al-lifetime chance to take a photograph because they weren't clean-shaven.

          No, but they may have lost a once-in a lifetime chance to go out with a "real" woman though!

  20. Re:Lock is anticompetitive, not consumer prot'n on Panasonic Begins To Lock Out 3d-Party Camera Batteries · · Score: 1

    Why not just build the battery right into the camera. End of story.

    Battery problems? Take your camera to an authorized Panasonic repair shop...

    Either way, the market will decide on this. Panasonic isn't the only player in town.

  21. Re:Oblig YEC reesponse on 35,000-Year-Old Flute Is Oldest Music Instrument Ever Found · · Score: 4, Funny

    And if you filmed the discovery of this flute and play it backwards, you see a team of scientist burying a flute for 35,000 years only to have it discovered by some primitive human, who then picks it up and starts playing it....

  22. Re:Interesting! on 35,000-Year-Old Flute Is Oldest Music Instrument Ever Found · · Score: 1

    the more convinced I am that the ancients were not the unsophisticated primitives that we often imagine them to be.

          A quick trip to the countryside (of any nation) should change your mind. There are still plenty of unsophisticated primitives hanging around, and most of them would have no idea what to do with this rudimentary instrument besides scratch their backs with it.

  23. Re:How can this be? on 35,000-Year-Old Flute Is Oldest Music Instrument Ever Found · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    OBVIOUSLY "God" put it there to trick people into following the DEVIL and believing in all this evolution crap, just like the dinosaur bones. You know, people are pretty smart and you have to make sure you trick them and trip them up, otherwise we can't all fit into heaven. /more sarcasm

  24. Re:I propose... on Sensing Technology As Open Source's New Frontier · · Score: 1

    Then you run the risk of completely skewing elections for very silly reasons.

    Perhaps that guy who would have been a kick ass administrator never gets voted for because people just don't like the fact that he downloads horse porn.

    Or the guy who leads a regular, dull, and boring life turns out to be a horrible politician. Oh wait, we just had one of those.

  25. I must agree on Sensing Technology As Open Source's New Frontier · · Score: 1

    This is an interesting concept. However I think there's a major flaw:

          Open source software development works because it consists of people willing to sacrifice some of their spare time doing something that they enjoy. The actual cost is nil, or close to it. Distribution and collaboration are made easy via the internet.

          However here you're talking hardware. Hardware has to be manufactured. It has cost. Then it has to be physically shipped to where you want to install it. Then you have to find (and pay) a guy to go up a ladder and bolt your hardware to that building, etc.

          The real up front cost - without taking into account actually monitoring and administering the flow of information - is staggering if you aim to do this on a nationwide scale. So much so that even the governments (with apparently endless resources as 2008 has just taught us) haven't done it. And if it was cheap, I'm sure they would have.

          I hate to be a naysayer, but I wouldn't like to see the bill for this project.