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  1. Where is? on IBM Adds Videogame Console Chips to Mainframes · · Score: 3, Funny

    Where is the "imagine a beowulf cluster os these" comment?

    Oh, here it is.

  2. haven't read article on Possible Clue On Saturn's Hexagon? · · Score: 1

    Was the clue the giant wrench floating nearby?

  3. The most serious charge on Resolution To Impeach VP Cheney Submitted · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the most serious charge:

    He uses more that one square of toilet paper per day!

  4. Re:Donation... on Z Machine Advances Fusion Race · · Score: 1

    Sorry! They're not talking about the length of time from boot to bluescreen.

  5. What do you mean on Is Windows Vista in Trouble? · · Score: 5, Funny

    What do you mean, slow starter.

    They've already sold 244 copies in China!

  6. Re:Linux is fading away on The Completely Fair Scheduler · · Score: 1

    Third explanation: Linux documentation got substantially better, so people have less need to use Google as a substitute.

    Documentation? We don't need no stink'n documentation! Real men don't read documentation!

    Have you ever met someone who actually read the documentation before asking questions about a software product? Rare, that is.

  7. Can I on Massively Multiplayer Online Birdwatching Game · · Score: 1

    Can I run around, spooking the birds out of the trees, so they won't sit still long enough to be photo'd?

    If so, will there be anyone actually taking pictures instead of spooking the birds?

  8. Re:I've seen it working, it's decent on Microsoft Finds a Home For Barcode · · Score: 1

    So it uses color. Big deal.

    What more needs to be coded beyond a product code (hint: UPC)?

    I'll bet you have to make the "pixels" larger than ordinary barcodes, due to the use of color and the unusual shape. If you assume that each "pixel" is worth one bit, then you only need two (4 values) or three (8 values) black pixels to hold the same number of values as one color "pixel". If the color pixels have to be twice as big in both dimensions, then they will require more space than ordinary black ones.

    Then you have to worry about fading. Color dyes fade much faster than black ones, so don't leave your posters out in the sun for very long.

    Just using the UPC number, you could tie it to a web site easily: something like http://upcdatabase.com/ which could then re-direct as needed.

  9. 244? on Only 244 Genuine Windows Vista's Sold in China · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's gross + 100.

  10. Re:I've gotten worried about this myself on Washington Bans Chemicals; Industry Freaks · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't forget about dihydrogen monoxide! It's been found in over 50% of all cancers examined! Inhaling excessive amounts has been known to cause death! This substance should be banned world wide!

  11. Cell Phones on Brain Tumor Vaccine Shows Promising Results · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does this mean we can use our cell phones again?

  12. Distrust on Nanotech and Wireless Guard Against Earthquakes · · Score: 1

    If a house built with this manages to collapse, will the rubble glue itself together making any chance of rescue moot?

  13. Re:Better Reasons Exist than Mobile 'Phones on Are Mobile Phones Wiping Out Bees? · · Score: 1

    have triggered widespread issues like garage doors opening and closing by themselves and TV signals being jammed.

    That's it! All the missing bees are getting squashed in grage doors when the military open and close them to hide the black helicopters! Or they are getting lost when they have to rush out to find another TV when the military jams their soaps. They really need to know if Jerome is the father of Pamela's baby, or was it the mysterious Doctor Ferral...

  14. Beowulf on Shaking a 275-ton Building · · Score: 1

    Ok. Enough stories about using three PS3's in a beowulf cluster as a supercomputer.

  15. Re:Must be due to global warming... on Sunspots Reach 1000-Year Peak · · Score: 1

    Well, you know that they blaim methane from cows for quite a bit of global warming. Think of the quantity of methane a single god-sized horse would generate, let alone a whole chariot team worth of them!

  16. Re:Keep in mind on Sunspots Reach 1000-Year Peak · · Score: 1

    We know much more about earth's climate than the sun and would be making a large leap given the limited amount of data.

    Yet, with even less data, we have absolute proof that Global Warming is caused by man (excluding Algore, he bought a deferral from himself).

  17. Re:Electric cars look a whole lot better now on Solar Power-Cell Breakthrough · · Score: 1

    Just remember to park it in a sunny spot for two weeks every time you want to drive it for 15 minutes.

  18. Re:Insufficient technical information on FCC Says No to Mobile Phones on Airplane · · Score: 1

    There's gotta be another reason that nobody's talking about.

    Lawsuits. Better to just ban them, than spending millions on stupid lawsuits.

    "Having lost both wings and the tail to a meteorite, the plane was obviously unable to land safely due to the use of a cell phone by one passenger."

  19. Re:Have You Seen This Boy? on DARPA Planning Liquid Robots · · Score: 1

    And to think, it all started with a broken cursor...

  20. Re:What about Electric on X Prize For a 100-MPG Car · · Score: 1

    In the EV I'm converting (1998 Saturn SW2 wagon), twelve hours of charging (110V/20A) gets me 85 miles. That's about 25kWh or $3.50. Since the car used to get 28mpg, that's about a third the price of gas for the same distance, even with SoCal's inflated electricity prices (we also have inflated gas prices). For everything up to the occasional road trip, 85 miles per day is more than enough.

    At 85 miles, 28 mpg, thats equivelent to approx 3 gallons of gas (85/28). 12 hours to fuel up is approx 4 hours per gallon equivelent. Plus, most people would need a second car for when the distance limitations become a problem. Also, how does the distance fall off over time as the batteries age?

    The cost/mile is about 0.04 before additional costs are calculated in.

    In that $3.50, do you factor in the periodic replacement batteries? How many charges can you get on a single set of batteries, and how many batteries in the set?

    Also, you specify $15k to do the conversion to electric. If you assume 100,000 mile lifetime usage, then that is an additional cost of $0.15 per mile. 100,000 miles / 85 miles per day = 1176 days usage / 365 days = 3 years constant usage to the maximum distance. Assuming days off, and not going the maximum every day, this is probably closer to 6 years life.

    Well, more fun with numbers anyway.

  21. Re:oh dear lord on The Sci-Fi Movie Stigma · · Score: 2

    Don't forget:

    It.
    Them.
    Return to the Planet of the Apes.
    Escape from the Planet of the Apes.
    Yet another Planet of the Apes movie.
    The recent "Planet of the Apes" remake.
    Star Trek the Movie (#1,2,3,4,5,6,....)
    Star Trek the Next Generation (#1,2,3,....)
    Flintstones, the movie.
    An Inconvenient Truth.
    Plan 9 from Outer Space.
    Earth Girls are Easy.

  22. A Better Metric on Surprise, Windows Listed as Most Secure OS · · Score: 1

    I think that a better metric to determine the most secure OS, would be to count how many companies earn money by writing code to work around the security problems. Companies like Symantric, Norton Antivirus, etc.

    If the OS has enough security problems that a large number of companies can make a profit in this manner, then I wouldn't consider it secure. Or, you can use dollars earned by the antivirus companies for each OS.

  23. Typo on Quirks and Tips For Upgrading To Vista · · Score: 1

    There's a typo in the original article. Should read:

    Don't bother wiping your hard disk. Just run the in-place upgrade from your previous infestation.

  24. Hisssss on The Air Car Nears Completion · · Score: 1

    Is that your tire going flat, or is your tank leaking?

  25. Re:SCO stock on The Score is IBM - 700,000 / SCO - 326 · · Score: 1

    Lets make a deal. Take the 4 billion dollar requested by SCO, and split the fine between the two companies based on the percentage of lines of code infringing:

    IBM = 326 * 4,000,000,000 / (700,000 + 326) = 1,861,989

    SCO = 700,000 * 4,000,000,000 / (700,000 + 326) = 3,998,138,010

    I'm sure SCO will think this is a fair deal.

    I wish I could get $5711 per line of code.