Is it true that you stole Sjeng's code from the author of Diep? And is it also true that you offered to fellate Crafty if he threw the match at CCT3? And is it also true that Sjeng has been defeated by a pirated "Mario Chess" GameBoy ROM? And is it also true, sir, that you eat poo?
A human can very easilly come up with new ideas that has not yet been thought of.
There are no new moves in chess. Chess is a finite game. Every game that is possible has been played before. Creativity means nothing. It's not like we're talking about a computer playing rugby or soccer -- there are a finite number of possible reactions in any given situation. And a computer clearly has the advantage, with the ability to "know" and analyze every possible move.
Haven't we already seen this match before? And didn't we already learn the outcome? Look, to paraphrase Tony Kornheiser, every single possible game of chess has been played before. There are a finite number of moves that can be made. Even my 800MHz Athlon and 40GB disk can probably store and compute every chess game possible. When you're playing against a supercomputer, you're playing an opponent with knowledge of every game every played, and can predict every possible outcome of a move within seconds. There's simply no way, other than luck, that a human will beat the next Deep Blue at chess.
I'd spend the time before the match looking for four-leafed clovers, mate.
Since when do real men use Perl? Jesus, even VB is a step up from fucking Perl. Maybe you should write your next Code Red app in Delphi. Or PowerBuilder, man! Wow, you are so lame.
Why would anyone have a party related to computing is Austral --- oh, wait, are you part of the experiment? The experiment in which the mutant strain of pale, talking Australian monkies are taught to use the Internet? Wow... GOOD MONKEY! GOOD MONKEY! MONKEY WANT A 'NANA? OH, THE MONKEY WANTS A 'NANA! (We have to encourage the monkies, to show them that we approve.) THAT'S A GOOD MONKEY, YES! DOES THE MONKEY LIKE WINDOWS 98? OH, YES, THE MONKEY DOES! DO YOU HAVE 'NANA WALLPAPER? OH, THE MONKEY HAS 'NANA WALLPAPER! AND A CUTE 'NANA CURSOR!
I think it's amazing what science can accomplish. If Australians can be taught to access the Internet, truly anything is possible.
I haven't been able to reach it since last week. First I thought it was my company's firewall (it wasn't), then I thought it was directly or indirectly related to CodeRedII.
directly, meaning that The Reg runs NT, which it isn't. The Reg runs Linux.
Or, indirectly, meaning that the added traffic is fucking up the Web. Very possible.
FYI, I'm on the east coast in DC, connecting to the net via three T1s (Sprint). If anyone can hit the Reg, post your locations, after verifying that your ISP isn't using a cache.
Should we start looking for vultures on FuckedCompany?
Hemos, why the fuck don't you come out of the closet and dump that beard of a wife? We need your ass in the washrooms, dammit! You know you're gay, and so do we! So live freely! Now get off those pants and hop to it!
You can't blame Timothy. It's not his fault -- he's just never used UNIX or Unix-workalikes before.
Slashdot is a lame club for hacker wannabes. Rob Malda uses a pirated copy of Windows 98 to do all of his Perl "programming," and CowboyNeal (the only real Linux user of the bunch, who is l337 on Red Had 5.2) copies the files over to their VA Linux x86 toys... I mean PCs... I mean "servers" (giggle). If you want proof of this, check out any of Malda's USENET postings from as recent as 1999. Now look at the headers... Outlook Express, indeed. That was before Malda really understood complicated In-tar-nat things like "headers" and "packets" and "HTML" and such. These days, CowboyNeal has setup Jeff's Exchange server (also pirated, and running on a pirated copy copy of NT4SP3) to forward all of Malda's mail and news through Pine and GNUS in order to help Malda save face.
Also amusing is that while Netcraft reports that CmdrTaco.net is running Linux, the only Linux box that Malda owns is a Cobalt Qube, which functions as his site's firewall. CmdrTaco.net itself is served off of the same NT4 box that runs Jeff's Exchange server, and until three months ago, FrontPage metatags were visible on some of Malda's pages.
Also amusing is ascd, Malda's only attempt at real programming. Ascd is a "dockable AfterStep CD player" which Malda wrote for his "programming certification" class at ITT Technical Institute, where the bums of the future learn how to install Windows and write "Hello, world!" in Delphi. Since Malda has never used Linux or AfterStep before, and since he accidentally burnt up his copy of TCPL in the "coffee bong," ascd was a complete failure. Even if you are able to compile that trash, it segfaults when you try to run it.
He failed the class, and lost his $250 deposit.
Malda never attempted any real programming again. Today, he has accepted that PERL (Penis-Eating Rocks, Losers!) will be his only forray in the world of computing.
This whole site is a scam. I love it when Malda admits to owning a Windows box, which he uses "only" for playing games. (If you don't believe this, go back and read all of Taco's articles about The Sims and Diablo II.) And the best part is that, even if the truth were to get out, Slashdot would still be very popular. Less than 1% of Slashdot's readers have even seen a non-Windows box before.
Yeah, right, "insider" corporate info never gets leaked! I guess that the leaked nVidia drivers I've been using for the past six months are simply figments of my imagination!
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Does it surprise you? It was running on PWS.
I wouldn't mind seeing you shot in the fucking face.
Okay, now that's just dumb.
Where will the schoolyard killers of next year get their inspiration, then? American Pie 2?
But at least they are not Belgian! Oh my, the Belgians eat poo! And poo spread on Belgian waffles, called Belgian poo waffles!
Is it true that you stole Sjeng's code from the author of Diep? And is it also true that you offered to fellate Crafty if he threw the match at CCT3? And is it also true that Sjeng has been defeated by a pirated "Mario Chess" GameBoy ROM? And is it also true, sir, that you eat poo?
Hi, this is the author of Diep. And I know that you stole my code! You're a meanie! And you eat poo!
Look, you're just going to have to accept that you're gay, and I have a big penis. Face the truth, man. YOU'RE QUEER, MAN!
Did I say GB? Sorry, I meant TB.
I'd spend the time before the match looking for four-leafed clovers, mate.
WAAAAAAAAAAA!
Um, no.
And, just to prove that you're a loser, please not that his name is NOT spelled correctly. Dmitry's last name is spelled "Sklyarov," you tampon.
Now put Goldberg's pants back on, you've given him quite enough blowjobs for one evening.
Since when do real men use Perl? Jesus, even VB is a step up from fucking Perl. Maybe you should write your next Code Red app in Delphi. Or PowerBuilder, man! Wow, you are so lame.
Wow, it's a good thing you're unemployed!
I agree. Like NT4 or Windows 2000.
I think it's amazing what science can accomplish. If Australians can be taught to access the Internet, truly anything is possible.
- directly, meaning that The Reg runs NT, which it isn't. The Reg runs Linux.
- Or, indirectly, meaning that the added traffic is fucking up the Web. Very possible.
FYI, I'm on the east coast in DC, connecting to the net via three T1s (Sprint). If anyone can hit the Reg, post your locations, after verifying that your ISP isn't using a cache.Should we start looking for vultures on FuckedCompany?
http://www.geocities.com/timothy_is_gay/
And bring that cum-guzzling queer Malda, too!
Slashdot is a lame club for hacker wannabes. Rob Malda uses a pirated copy of Windows 98 to do all of his Perl "programming," and CowboyNeal (the only real Linux user of the bunch, who is l337 on Red Had 5.2) copies the files over to their VA Linux x86 toys... I mean PCs... I mean "servers" (giggle). If you want proof of this, check out any of Malda's USENET postings from as recent as 1999. Now look at the headers... Outlook Express, indeed. That was before Malda really understood complicated In-tar-nat things like "headers" and "packets" and "HTML" and such. These days, CowboyNeal has setup Jeff's Exchange server (also pirated, and running on a pirated copy copy of NT4SP3) to forward all of Malda's mail and news through Pine and GNUS in order to help Malda save face.
Also amusing is that while Netcraft reports that CmdrTaco.net is running Linux, the only Linux box that Malda owns is a Cobalt Qube, which functions as his site's firewall. CmdrTaco.net itself is served off of the same NT4 box that runs Jeff's Exchange server, and until three months ago, FrontPage metatags were visible on some of Malda's pages.
Also amusing is ascd, Malda's only attempt at real programming. Ascd is a "dockable AfterStep CD player" which Malda wrote for his "programming certification" class at ITT Technical Institute, where the bums of the future learn how to install Windows and write "Hello, world!" in Delphi. Since Malda has never used Linux or AfterStep before, and since he accidentally burnt up his copy of TCPL in the "coffee bong," ascd was a complete failure. Even if you are able to compile that trash, it segfaults when you try to run it.
He failed the class, and lost his $250 deposit.
Malda never attempted any real programming again. Today, he has accepted that PERL (Penis-Eating Rocks, Losers!) will be his only forray in the world of computing.
This whole site is a scam. I love it when Malda admits to owning a Windows box, which he uses "only" for playing games. (If you don't believe this, go back and read all of Taco's articles about The Sims and Diablo II.) And the best part is that, even if the truth were to get out, Slashdot would still be very popular. Less than 1% of Slashdot's readers have even seen a non-Windows box before.
Slashdot: A Club for Wannabes
Loser.