No wait, hear me out. Most porn is going to be largely white or black skin colour (particularly with Friesian Cows if you're into that sort of thing), so the P2P can just find a chunk with a similar amount of that colour and download that!
Instead of cutting up millions of hamsters every year in the name of research, do this instead:
Buy millions of hamster wheels and hook the little devils up to some turbines.
Not only will this solve the nuclear power crisis, but you can use the spare cash to buy loads of PS3s to run Holding@Home on, thus curing Cancer at the same time.
Imagine if the artist only released their 3 songs for people to buy. Now go to their gig...
"How were the Arctic Monkeys?"
"They were only on for 15 minutes"
"But that's because they only have 3 songs that anyone knows"
Seriously, any real fan of a artist knows that there are better songs on the album. Bling by The Killers or Shake Those Windows by Athlete are two examples that spring to mind.
The PS3 has come under a lot of fire for its price tag, especially in the UK where it is £425. Do you think that the price is fair considering the features that the PS3 offers (such as Blu-Ray) or do you think that the machine is, even only slightly, overpriced?
Personally I found that Debian's problem is that by the time they've gotten a new release out the door, it is already hideously out of date. I switched from Debian to Fedora and was quite happy with it for a while but I ended up moving to Ubuntu.
That's why people don't do it. When I was at University in the UK (Portsmouth if anyone cares), I did Maths and Computing.
The first year consisted of learning how to format a floppy disk and write a Word document. Oh, and there was some Java thrown in there, but people found Java too hard and complained. Java then got removed from the curriculum and we did crap like theories in Artificial Intelligence instead.
We had the option of doing C++ in our final year but this largely consisted of printing out to the console and writing some text to a file. No fancy shit like Pointers or anything like that. Most people didn't elect to do this option as programming is hard work and they just stuck to Matlab instead.
ORBit is a lightweight CORBA ORB designed for use with the Gnome project. (Nothing about it requires Gnome, though.) This package contains the headers and static libraries used for developing ORBit-based applications. It also contains the IDL compiler needed to import object definitions into your C programs.
Farnsworth: These are the dark matter engines I invented. They allow my starship to travel between galaxies in mere hours. Cubert: That's impossible. You can't go faster than the speed of light. Farnsworth: Of course not. That's why scientists increased the speed of light in 2208.
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Doesn't the lack of HDMI output on the 360 make this a bit of a pointless exercise?
porn.
No wait, hear me out. Most porn is going to be largely white or black skin colour (particularly with Friesian Cows if you're into that sort of thing), so the P2P can just find a chunk with a similar amount of that colour and download that!
Then how do you account for the XBox 360 which is a superb console?
Do you mean the Xbox 360 Elite?
Where's the Gapless Playback?
Most people don't know how to use the word correctly. Ask Alanis Morissette, her song, Ironic, didn't contain a single ironic incident.
Oh wait, that was the whole point of the song wasn't it?
Patch Tuesday is the second Tuesday of each month. This was an out of cycle patch released.
So what you're saying is that they've got 6 days left to patch the patch?
wouldn't it be better to buy the single* encode it at 320Kbps and get the B-sides too?
*Provided you get find the single in HMV, otherwise you're stuffed
And in other news, Mice demand Cats stop chasing them.
This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever read. Mice couldn't have made this statement as they don't have opposable thumbs to grip a pen with.
Stephen Hawking will be pleased when he goes to write an article about the Hawking Hole that he's discovered...
Scientists:
Instead of cutting up millions of hamsters every year in the name of research, do this instead:
Buy millions of hamster wheels and hook the little devils up to some turbines.
Not only will this solve the nuclear power crisis, but you can use the spare cash to buy loads of PS3s to run Holding@Home on, thus curing Cancer at the same time.
Nope, you're wrong too. Everyone knows that in the UK all they do is replace
$479
with
£479
because that makes sense!
You've just lost the Console War!
Don't worry though, the next Console generation begins in 5 year's time, according to you anyway.
And by then there will be more versions of the Xbox 360 than Windows Vista!
Not only is this new version missing two features the PS3 has and will end up costing more than the PS3 with them added...
IT CAN'T EVEN CURE CANCER
Seriously though, if I'd just bought an Xbox 360, I'd be *very* pissed off right now.
Smosh's Mortal Kombat theme song:
:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMf40daefsI
Simple but effective
Imagine if the artist only released their 3 songs for people to buy. Now go to their gig...
"How were the Arctic Monkeys?"
"They were only on for 15 minutes"
"But that's because they only have 3 songs that anyone knows"
Seriously, any real fan of a artist knows that there are better songs on the album. Bling by The Killers or Shake Those Windows by Athlete are two examples that spring to mind.
The kids of today are completely out of control.
Today they're downloading music they haven't paid for, tomorrow they'll be smoking...
they harvested most of their results from Google.
The PS3 has come under a lot of fire for its price tag, especially in the UK where it is £425. Do you think that the price is fair considering the features that the PS3 offers (such as Blu-Ray) or do you think that the machine is, even only slightly, overpriced?
Personally I found that Debian's problem is that by the time they've gotten a new release out the door, it is already hideously out of date. I switched from Debian to Fedora and was quite happy with it for a while but I ended up moving to Ubuntu.
Maybe I'm just promiscuous, who knows...
Looks like SCO has the upper hand on IBM...
That's why people don't do it. When I was at University in the UK (Portsmouth if anyone cares), I did Maths and Computing.
The first year consisted of learning how to format a floppy disk and write a Word document. Oh, and there was some Java thrown in there, but people found Java too hard and complained. Java then got removed from the curriculum and we did crap like theories in Artificial Intelligence instead.
We had the option of doing C++ in our final year but this largely consisted of printing out to the console and writing some text to a file. No fancy shit like Pointers or anything like that. Most people didn't elect to do this option as programming is hard work and they just stuck to Matlab instead.
Otherwise you'll be getting something like:
liborbit-dev
ORBit is a lightweight CORBA ORB designed for use with the Gnome project. (Nothing about it requires Gnome, though.)
This package contains the headers and static libraries used for developing ORBit-based applications. It also contains the IDL compiler needed to import object definitions into your C programs.
Whoa, sexy!
but how long before it becomes self aware?
Probably when it starts posting insightful comments on Slashdot.
It'll start posting on Digg first but... well, you know...
Farnsworth: These are the dark matter engines I invented. They allow my starship to travel between galaxies in mere hours.
Cubert: That's impossible. You can't go faster than the speed of light.
Farnsworth: Of course not. That's why scientists increased the speed of light in 2208.
Everyone knows you need a mosquito to resurrect the Dinosaurs. Whoever heard of a blood sucking frog?!
I want my bloody Dinosaurs!
* Stamps feet, puts hands on hits and pouts *