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  1. Re:Trek and Sports Fans on Trekkies Director Roger Nygard Answers · · Score: 1

    I've known people who insistend and argued at length that Warp 10 was light speed.

    Trust me, there are some Trek fans who make sports fans look like Hawking. Literally.

  2. Re:Nerds on Trekkies Director Roger Nygard Answers · · Score: 1

    It comes in TWO colours now? I guess I can stop abusing the sunbathing machines then...

    (sorry, still stupid from the "fat man in salor moon outfit. PICTURE IT!!!" message above)

  3. Re:Nerds on Trekkies Director Roger Nygard Answers · · Score: 1

    Just picture that same obese guy with two days beard growth wearing a sailor moon outfit.

    I just did. Now I can NEVER think again. It just brings up painful memories.

    (insert random musing about republicans/bush here...boy golly that georgie boy looks handsome in a suit!)

    AAH! I'm on a site with nerds!
    GAAH! I'm on a computer!
    asdjklfjklqwem,nzasd! Literacy!
    asdjklwnm,asj!! asdjkhayui!!

  4. Re:Yet he's not a trekkie on Trekkies Director Roger Nygard Answers · · Score: 1

    As an illegal alien from the planet Trekkonia, I resent the use of my heritage being cheapened in this way.

    Even if we ARE the star trek planet, and all our major cities are themed after star trek episodes(I'm from 'TOS Hitler Planet City')...

    You won't like it if we started calling ourselves "earthlings" because we liked Earth: Final Conflict, would you? WOULD YOU?

  5. Re:*double-take* on Trekkies Director Roger Nygard Answers · · Score: 1

    DAMNIT! NO!

    In this case, you HAVE to remodulate the tachyon emitters. That way you can invert the delta neutrino anomoly to create a rip in the time/space continuum!

    One of the primary components of a sense of humor is a hyperdyslexic diode, so reversing the polarity will only work if you manage to siphon enough energy from the warp core to pass it's zener point, which would probably cause the enedermic inhibitors to overload, fool!

    (this is why I stopped watching star trek, oddly enough. TOS was cool in that it was an adventure featuring vulcan superpowers. The later ones just seemed to be episode after episode of deus ex machina!)

  6. Re:English / Irish / French comparison underestima on Ballmer Threatens Linux Patent Lawsuits · · Score: 1

    And the centuries of wars between the english and french...were those just for fun?

  7. Re:Does anyone know on Ballmer Threatens Linux Patent Lawsuits · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've already got a patent on teh axle, bitch!

    Also, I've already applied for a patent for "a device, possibly over the internet, which reduces frictional forces acting upon an object by minimizing the surface area in contact with another mass, and by utilizing a rotational vector.

    I plan to get ford first, then (thanks to that internet clause), I'm going after torvalds.

  8. Re:Groklaw started all of this on Ballmer Threatens Linux Patent Lawsuits · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Why use such inflammatory language?

    People respect the site because it's a good source of information regarding ongoing legal cases, for chrissakes, not because of some sort of wierd cult worship!

    You could be right, you could be wrong, I don't know. Anyone with a shred of common sense who can comment on this?

  9. Re:Not even on MPAA Sues Movie-Swappers · · Score: 1

    If the FAT is overwritten a bunch of times(as FATs are so inclined to do) and you haven't run defrag in a while, he can recover whatever he wants, because he'll have a whole mess of little 4kb cells of information which are like the worlds largest jiggsaw puzzle.

    See? There ARE good reasons to keep your drive at 99% fragmentation all the time! :D

  10. Re:Just wait on Half-Life 2 Finally Activated · · Score: 1

    Daemon-tools is my freind. :)

    It's not illegal(where I live, at least), and it's a nice way to be able to not be at the mercy of game developers who refuse to make games easy to run!

  11. Re:Disney has a chance on Disney to Make Toy Story 3 Without Pixar · · Score: 1

    I don't mind being educated, but PARAGRAPHS man, PARAGRAPHS!

  12. Re:Damn on Disney to Make Toy Story 3 Without Pixar · · Score: 1

    I dunno. I haven't seen the whole thing yet, but I saw a few minutes in the video store and it managed to coax a rare genuine laugh out of me. If I wasn't poorer than dirt(and now, thanks to that bastard trade association, boycotting movie companies, why!? why!?), I would have rented it on the spot.

  13. Re:In other news... on Disney to Make Toy Story 3 Without Pixar · · Score: 1

    I see.

    And the Kimba/Simba thing? Nothing suspicious there?

    (You might have a really good point I'd definitely agree with if Diseny wasn't who they are with regards to copyright)

  14. Re:In other news... on Disney to Make Toy Story 3 Without Pixar · · Score: 1

    When disney puts out a movie about "shmamlet", you'll have a point. Otherwise, the similarities are too damning to ignore.

  15. Re:In other news... on Disney to Make Toy Story 3 Without Pixar · · Score: 1

    To be fair, I can point you to about a million formulatic shounen anime TV shows which are just fine despite (or perhaps because of) it.

  16. Re:The End? on Disney to Make Toy Story 3 Without Pixar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I don't know what you plan to do with that snotty hand, but you can leave me OUT of it!

  17. Re:The End? on Disney to Make Toy Story 3 Without Pixar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Regarding your sig, the answer is no.

    51% can't be wrong!

  18. I've said it before... on MPAA Sues Movie-Swappers · · Score: 1

    Well, I guess the MPAA really doesn't like not being boycotted. It's a pity really, because I actually spend money on movies and video games...well, I guess just video games now. Oh well! ^ ^

  19. Re:No net connection on Half-Life 2 Finally Activated · · Score: 1

    Are Toll Free calls limited to continental callers?

  20. Re:Linux on Half-Life 2 Finally Activated · · Score: 1

    cedega isn't freeware.

  21. Re:Call me an idiot, but... on Half-Life 2 Finally Activated · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's because ever since that creepy mannequin arm in Tresspasser, I've yearned to be able to bitchsmack dinosaurs with more and more realistic physics!

  22. Re:My impressions on Half-Life 2 Finally Activated · · Score: 1

    Like Simcity, The Sims or Roller Coaster Tycoon?

  23. Re:Yeeeeehaaaaaa! on Half-Life 2 Finally Activated · · Score: 4, Funny


    DDR man, DDR gets the chicks.


    Yeah, but then their mother goes "What are you doing to my 9 year old daughter!" and it's a whole mess...

  24. Re:Steam is taking a pounding.... on Half-Life 2 Finally Activated · · Score: 2, Funny

    My mind couldn't comprehend installing HL2 on 90 machines, so I read it as "90 minutes" not once, but three times.

    Thanks a freaking lot for shattering my puny human psyche! :P

  25. Re:timezone on Half-Life 2 Finally Activated · · Score: 2

    If you want to feel better, how about this:

    For the next 2 years I'm trapped on a Celeron 1.33Ghz with a Cyberblade XP al1, an integrated video chipset so slow it chokes on Quake 3!

    so no UT2k3, Doom 3, or HL2 for me!

    The upside is that by the time I'm done, even S3 and Trident will be making cards to play doom 3, so I'll be able to put together a sweet Doom 3 machine for the price of a ham sandwich! w00t!