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Trekkies Director Roger Nygard Answers

Last week we called for questions for Roger Nygard, the director of Trekkies, and its recently released sequel. He replies today with answers to many of your questions in a riveting interview set to stun. Or some other appropriate trek joke. Read on for the glorious answers (which might include some offensive language in the form of lyrics from a Star Trek themed band)

Roger Writes:

Thanks for inviting me to field questions on Slashdot. I had no idea how wide a reach this site has. It certainly outed my geek friends, those who popped me an email saying they saw the first posting. One of my editorial assistants, and Final Cut Pro expert, Jeremy Rousch, looks at me differently now. One week ago I was just some guy who had made some movies. Big deal. Now, post Slashdot mention, "I'M FAMOUS!" Being mentioned on Slashdot crossed me over some invisible line of notoriety. Thanks for that, Commander Taco.

Before I get started, here's a little background. I have directed and/or produced six independent features (3 narratives and 3 documentaries), directed and edited for the HBO series "The Mind Of The Married Man," as well as having edited a few projects.

Prior to shooting Trekkies, I had never attended a Star Trek convention, but I had been to a Fangoria convention, where I witnessed the auction of a pair of purportedly authentic Vulcan ears. They went for $350 bucks. That blew me away, and led to making sure we filmed an action in Trekkies.

And now here is my pre-plug to tell you that my requisite shameless plug is at the end of the questions, where you can find links to locate my films. (I put the pre-plug here so those who grow weary of my ranting and click away before the end will not go away plugless.)

Re:Schadenfreude? (Score:5, Interesting) by Chundra (189402)(#10754884)
Are you a Star Trek fan?

How do you define "Star Trek fan"?

By the definition of the folks in my documentaries, the answer would be, no. The dividing line might be whether or not you have ever attended a Star Trek convention, by your own choice.

I am a sci-fi fan. Star Trek was one of many shows I loved as a kid. (Other favorites were Time Tunnel, Lost In Space, Land Of The Giants, Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea, UFO, Night Gallery, Probe, The Man From UNCLE, The Invaders, etc.) The difference was that Star Trek was on in syndication every day after school and as a result I have seen every episode of the Original Series so many times that I can still quote lines. For example:

"This is Tranya, please drink. I hope you relish it as much as I."
"There are witches, there are!"
"I remember the old ones." (Very deep voice needed)
"The one that bore me was killed in a freestyle match."
"It is not a dance, it does not gather food, it does not serve Vol."
"Sterilize! Sterilize! Must Sterilize!" -- Anyone have a pair of anti-grabs?

This stuff is forever burned into my cranium.

accusations (Score:3, Interesting) by Savatte (111615) (#10756263) http://www.rit.edu/~mds2184

How do you respond to accusations that you condescended and were basically laughing at the subjects in Trekkies?

I laugh at and condescend toward all those who accuse me of laughing and condescending.

Uh, let me start again...

If there is condescension in my work, I don't feel it. I like my interview subjects. Many have become my friends. Gabriel Koerner is a perfect example. We chat all the time, and he worked on Trekkies 2 doing all the digital effects, in addition to baring his soul a second time.

It's true, there is a lot of laughter in Trekkies. My feeling is that as a documentarian, you provide a soapbox for people who can choose to get on it and speak their mind, or not. Some make a great point and some don't. They are adults and it is up to them.

I've screened Trekkies for both Trek fan audiences and civilian audiences. Guess who laughs harder? The Trek fans of course. They get it, they have a great sense of humor about themselves. Or most do, anyway. Perhaps the few that don't feel like they are looking into a mirror, and they don't like what they see; they have not accepted the geek in themselves. So they accuse those who point it out as being condescending.

Being a geek should be a badge of honor. The geeks are inheriting the Earth. Who are the CEOs and the inventors and the writers and forward thinkers? Those geeks we all remember being made fun of in High School, only they are all grown up now and making bank.

Taking advantage of Star Trek geeks..... (Score:3, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward (#10755971)
Some of the Star Trek "fans" in your movies, like the midget Daryl, clearly have mental health issues. Do you feel any need to get some of these people help or do you just profit from their stupidity like the people who make the Girls Gone Wild videos?

I don't provide counseling for anybody, but I do provide an avenue for somebody to express themselves.

All my films have been about obsession in one way or another. Obsession can be pretty funny when you take a step back and have a look at it.

And let's face it, there are certainly worse things to be obsessed with than Star Trek. Everybody has their little obsessions.

I wish I had thought of the Girls Gone Wild idea. Are you going to tell me you don't watch every nanosecond of those commercials?

Too Nerdy for The Movies (Score:5, Interesting) by ThePolkapunk (826529) (#10756009)
Was there anything you shot or witnessed during the creation of your documentaries that was just too "hardcore" to put in? Were there things that were just so horrifically nerdy you had no choice but to leave them out? Anything that would alienate everyone except the heartiest star trek fans and alien conspiracy theorists? Was there anything that was just so scary you couldn't possibly put it on film?

No. We put it all in. The more exceptional the better. And you do have to focus on the extreme. If you made a documentary about baseball players, you wouldn't focus on the guy who bats .200, the average guy, the "normal" guy. People are intrigued by exceptional players. It's the same for any subject, including Star Trek fans.

Probably the most bizarre people I have ever encountered are some of the subjects in Six Days In Roswell, my film about UFO fanatics. We went to Roswell, New Mexico for the 50th anniversary of the alleged crash of an alien space ship and interviewed the pilgrims, the abductees, the experts, and the locals. The result? Are there really aliens? Abductions? Is that really the anal probe that was used on Whitley Streiber? You be the judge.

The award for the most extreme Star Trek fan in Trekkies 2 goes to Tony Alleyne, in England. He turned his flat into a space ship (70% based on ST: TNG) and lives in it. There is no bed, because he turned the sleeping area into transporter pads (which are functional, BTW). He sleeps on the floor. Does Tony have mental issues? I don't think so. He told us that building his Star Trek environment was therapy for him, after going through a break-up with his wife. And now he loves the publicity he gets from his creation. Similarly, anybody who goes out in public in a Star Trek uniform craves attention. What's the harm in giving it to them?

The most hilarious folks the second time around were the Star Trek theme bands in Sacramento. We shot five bands performing including, Warp 11, No Kill I, and a Klingon death metal band called Stovokor. They were so entertaining nothing else could follow them so we put that segment last in the movie. We also have released a soundtrack with two songs from each band, as well as some filk singers. ("Filk" is science fiction folk singing.)

Here are the lyrics to one of my favorite songs by No Kill I (be prepared for some profanity, the Gorn incites passions):

GORN!
(by Ensign Baron von Grizman)

Trekking through space
Chasing some Gorn
Fucking with the Federation
A battle is born
Taken from our ships
Our savage nature calls
Human pitted against Gorn
Who's got the bigger balls?

GORN!
Can't kill Kirk
GORN!
Green fucking jerk!
GORN!
No can do!
GORN!
Fuck you!

So we fight in an arena
Amuse some fucking gods
But this is Captain Kirk
Not some fucking dog
Gorn coming for me
Like some fucking snail
Death to humanity
If I should fail.

GORN!
Can't kill Kirk
GORN!
Green fucking jerk!
GORN!
No can do!
GORN!
Fuck you!

How 'bout a little chemistry
Sulfur and coal
Diamonds down the shoot
Blow him a new hole!
Hissing like a Sleastack
The lizard king is torn
Green motherfucker just got whacked!
Toot my fucking horn!

GORN!
Can't kill Kirk
GORN!
Green fucking jerk!
GORN!
No can do!
GORN!
Fuck you

Why does... (Score:5, Interesting) by WoodenRobot (726910) (#10755178)
http://www.buddhanet.net/

In your experience/opinion, why does Star Trek attract such a fanatical following, and why is there such ridicule directed towards those that consider themselves fans? It seems unique even among sci-fi franchises.

Star Trek has an underlying positive philosophy (IDIC, The Prime Directive, a better future for mankind, etc.) that makes it unique among sci-fi shows. This chord resonates among the Star Trek fans in such a way that it unites them and inspires this fanatical following.

The nerds will always attract ridicule from the less well informed (read ignorant), but the nerds have the last laugh.

Here we go (Score:5, Interesting) by Jeffery (810339) (#10754797)
do you think the old or new Trekkies are more fanatical?

I think a cross section of each age group probably contains the same percentage of extreme fans. However, there may be fewer new Trek fans currently entering the club than there were in previous years--judged simply by the lesser interest in, and lower ratings for, the current series incarnation. By that reckoning, quantitatively, there are probably fewer fanatical new Trekkies.

Aging fanbase? (Score:5, Interesting) by Darth23 (720385)(#10755425)
It seems to me that the Star Trek fanbase is aging, and there aren't really a lot of new fans getting into it. During the filming of Trekkies 1 and 2, did you notice large numbers of younger fans, and did there seem to be around the same number when you filmed the sequel - or did you notice any decline in the numbers of younger fans?

This is related to the previous answer. But I could add that although the numbers of new recruits per year may be fewer than in previous years, I don't think there is a declining fan base overall. Once a Trek fan always a Trek fan. But what's happening is that many, if not most, are satiated. After 6 series (I count the cartoon) and 10 movies and countless books and merchandise the fans need a little time off. I love a Thanksgiving turkey dinner as much as the next guy. But right after I've finished gorging myself, the last thing I want right then is another bite. I need some time off to digest--and then tomorrow I'll be just as hungry again for more. The fans need time to digest. That's all.

Audience (Score:5, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward (#10755241)
I am curious about the audiences of your films. Were you intending for them to cater to the non-nerd community? Nerd community? Only hardcore fans of Star Trek, Alien Conspiracy Theorists, etc.? What audience did your films end up finding?

Like all filmmakers, I want my work to find the broadest possible audience. Otherwise you're making home movies.

With Trekkies, we knew we had a core audience of Star Trek fans, but we also wanted the film to crossover to non-fans. The sometimes contradictory reactions/reviews are fascinating. Some think the films mock Star Trek fans, some think they are a celebration of fandom. Some think Gabriel Koerner is a geek (in a negative sense), some think he is a hero.

I think the Trekkies doc is like a Rorschach test. Because we had no narration, because we don't overtly comment on the fans and their lifestyles, because we present the fans and allow the viewer to judge, people tend to project motives onto the filmmakers that coincide with attitudes within themselves. If they are intolerant of lifestyles such as those presented, they see the film as an indictment. If they are open-minded about how other people choose to live their lives, they see the film's presentation as sympathetic.

With Six Days In Roswell, we made a film that we hoped that hard-core UFO enthusiasts would enjoy as well as skeptics who find the whole thing absurd. Renowned alien experts like Stanton Friedman, Budd Hopkins, Peter Gersten, Don Schmidt and others make excellent points. But on the other hand, some people are clearly riding the alien wave doing things like selling alien beer, alien beef jerky, alien ashtrays, and staging the production, "Roswell, The Musical." --If you see only one musical before you die, you must see "Roswell, The Musical." The opening number, "Something In The Air," has to be seen to be believed and appreciated...

I also directed Suckers, a dramatic comedy about car salesman starring Daniel Benzali, Louis Mandylor, and Lori Loughlin. We thought that anybody going to buy a car (which is all of us) would enjoy seeing a realistic peek behind the curtain at a new car dealership (we reveal the secrets to how car salesmen do their tricks). Curiously, the core audience for this film turned out to be car salesmen themselves. Go into any car dealership and ask them if they have heard of Suckers and see the reaction for yourself. For them, it is sort of like mobsters watching The Godfather. They enjoy seeing their evil deeds dramatized.

More than just fandom with Trekkies? (Score:5, Interesting) by notmikey (825548)(#10755041)
On the surface, it seems like Trekkies are just really big fans, and that fandom propels them to participate in the universe.

It seems to me, however, that something different is going on. Fandom is often emulation--the Spock ears, the "Dammit Jim" variations, that sort of thing. But Trekkies take it a step farther: they create new material that is meant to merge with the pre-existing Trek world. In this way, Trekkie-ness is more like playing D&D than being in a Sci-Fi film club.

What I wonder (and here's my question) is whether you've noticed some common ground that launches people to go past being a fan and becoming a Trekkie? Is it dissatisfaction with new series and recent movies being weaker than past ones? Possibly some other characteristic that fans tend to share that, when merged with fandom will lead into Trekkie-ness? Is there something inherent about the star trek world that encourages people to internalize their identification with the star trek world? Or is there nothing at all consistent about the way Trekkies enter that world?

You have hit on another basic vibe that makes Star Trek fans different. One critique of Trekkies was that we didn't go deep enough into this aspect of fandom (so we did in Trekkies 2).

Many Star Trek fans take what they perceive as the positive message of the show and they apply it to their lives in the real world.

For example, to move up in rank in a Star Trek club, you have to perform a certain number of hours of community service. Another example is that there is almost always a charity benefit of some kind at every convention. Why? These folks are do-gooders. They are good people. They want the world (and ultimately the Universe) to move in a direction toward the ideal portrayed in the show.

Trekkie Questions (Score:3, Funny) by FerretFrottage (714136)(#10754850)
Do any fans buy the fact that even the slightest blast cases fires/sparks on the bridge? Do they hold the lowest price enterprise contractor responsible?

Ha! Maybe Halliburton will be out of business by the 23rd century; let's hope the Federation will have better quality contractors by then. Either way, there will always be profiteers substituting cheaper wires and pocketing the difference. But here's the upside: if there weren't selfish, greedy bastards out to line their own pockets at the expense of everybody else, battles with Klingons would be far less dramatic visually.

Something to keep in mind, post presidential election, is that in the long run conservatives always lose. If this statement were not true, we would still be living in caves. We wouldn't have cell phones, vaccines, and rockets. Conservatives will never go to the stars. They are too busy trying to hold society back.

Every new idea that is introduced is liberal at first. The idea that the Earth is round and revolves around the Sun was denounced by conservative leaders at the time. Fact-based evolution is currently being denounced and taken out of some school curriculums, to be replaced, or taught side-by-side, with faith-based creationism. Faith has it's place for some people in society, but it didn't get us to the moon and beyond.

Shooting and Editing (Score:5, Interesting) by Anonymous Coward (#10754740)
What format are you using to shoot your documentaries (digital or film)? What workstations and applications do you use to edit your film?

Trekkies: Standard 16mm, 35 hours of raw footage, edited on an Avid, cut negative, 16mm answer print, blow-up to 35mm. We shot 16mm because we were self financing the project and that is the film format with the most cameras floating around. One of the main criteria we had when hiring camera personnel was, "Do you own a 16mm camera? You do? You're hired."

Six Days In Roswell: Super 16mm, 35 hours of raw footage, Avid, cut negative, blow up to 35mm answer print. I really wanted to try for better visual clarity on Six Days In Roswell. I love the look of Super 16mm. If you expose it properly you can't even tell it wasn't 35mm to begin with. 35 hours of raw footage is pretty low by most documentary standards, but in both Trekkies and Six Days In Roswell the footage was so rich, we didn't need to shoot more. Also, shooting film instead of video forces you to be more judicious. You can't let it run like you can with videotape.

Trekkies 2: DVCam (Sony DSR 500 and PD 150), 150 hours of raw footage, Final Cut Pro, mastered on DigiBeta. The future is digital. We shot a lot of footage, but since we were traveling to 8 different countries to create a portrait of foreign StarTrek fandom, we figured we should shoot as much as we could while there since we couldn't go back for pick ups. While Trekkies and Six Days took about 3-5 months of cutting, It took me 8 months to sort though all the Trekkies 2 footage. But the upside is in all the bonus material on the Trekkies 2 DVD, 80 minutes worth. I tried Final Cut Pro for the first time and welcomed the instant online capability.

polarity (Score:4, Funny) by Fr05t (69968)(#10754695)
In your experiences, have you ever found a problem that couldn't be fixed by reversing the polarity of something?

A good solution in almost every exigency. Frost, you are a genius.

However, though some might, I personally wouldn't use this tactic for issues in the bedroom.

Extreme behavior (Score:5, Interesting) by warrped (202864)(#10754840)
Have you ever considered juxtaposing the extreme yet socially reviled behavior of the 'Trekkies' against the no less extreme but socially accepted behavior of (for example) sports fans? Is it the 'socially aberrant' element that draws you to the subject?

Several fans discuss that issue in Trekkies 2. It would be humorous to dissect sports fanatics vs. Star Trek fans--but almost too easy. I'll wager that the average IQ of the guy wearing cheese on his head and screaming obscenities at a referee and the average Star Trek fan leave no comparison. It would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

There were dozens of comments suggesting future topics for Roger to apply his skills to, so I'm just lumping them all together. Roger, our readers suggest you document AD&D Players, Slashdot Readers, Football Fanatics, Everquest Addicts, and the LAN Party Phenom. They all essentially ask the question, "Why 'Trekkies'?" and how do you pick your subject matter.

I am an accidental documentarian. Trekkies was Denise Crosby's idea. I cast her in my first film, High Strung (which stars Steve Oedekerk, and will be re-released by Steve next year), and a few years later she pitched the Trek fan doc idea to me. I said, "I can't believe nobody has done this yet. It seems so obvious." After shooting our first weekend, I was hooked on documentaries. Unlike a narrative project, where it's a challenge to come as close to the script as possible, shooting a doc is a journey, it's exciting not knowing what's around the next corner, how the story will end.

What's next? I'll wager it will have to do with obsession. I'm sure all the ideas proposed above have their "extreme" members. But it will depend on the person, or persons, profiled. You can't make documentaries about things, you have to make them about people. When I meet the person involved in one of these activities who is so interesting that he has to be profiled, I'll start shooting footage immediately. Where are you? Are you out there? Drop me an e-mail (See my address below).

The quintessential question: (Score:3, Interesting) by Jucius Maximus (229128) (#10754795)
Which captain do you think was the best?

I asked that very question of Star Trek fans in 1996 when we put up our first Trekkies website. The votes for 32 different captains are posted if you want to have a look. (Websites below.)

To summarize, Picard barely edged out Kirk, 2826 to 2799 votes. Q got the most votes for a non-Federation captain at 2079. I'm gonna go with Captain Pike (1178 votes).

For the last time... (Score:2) by DwarfGoanna (447841) (#10755766)
I'm a Trek-KER you....*sigh* insensitive clod!!

That's cool. Is it cool for some to call themselves a Trekkie? We get even further into that world-rattling debate in Trekkies 2.

your last name (Score:2) by latroM (652152) (#10755348)
Do you have Finnish or Swedish relatives? My surname is Nygård, so I'm quite interested.

Are you aware of the fact that you've been misspelling your name your whole life?

Ha! Yes. We don't have that "a" with the little knob on our keyboard over here. We will have to import some of those knobs.

My great grandfather, Louis Nygaard, came to Minnesota from Norway. He dropped the extra "a" at some point, saving the family thousands of pounds of ink over the generations.

Why weren't Shatner or Stewart interviewed? (Score:5, Interesting) by GuyMannDude (574364) (#10756041)
My first question of the director is if he could verify my assumption: that Shatner and Stewart weren't interviewed for Trekkies because of money (as opposed to a conscious decision by the director to focus on the other actors). Second, if you did, indeed, want them in the film and they refused, did you work hard to get them? Did you try to negotiate their payment? Did they even consider your offer? Or did you simply get a letter from their agent saying, essentially, "Mr. Shatner is too important to be interviewed in your two-bit documentary."

We indeed wanted to include William Shatner and Patrick Stewart. Shatner is included briefly meeting with his fan club in Trekkies, but he refused to sit for an interview.

The way we got our interview subjects, was to ask to interview them whenever we crossed paths at conventions. When we tried to go through proper channels like agents, managers, and publicists, it was fruitless (Connor Trinneer is the exception). I think we are still waiting for Avery Brooks' agent to call us back. Our paths never crossed initially with Patrick Stewart, and the word we have gotten back since is that he is not a fan of the first film.

We never paid anybody for an interview. Documentaries typically do not pay their subjects. It's the nature of the form. If you had to pay everybody, documentaries would never get made because doc budgets are very low. Our budget on Trekkies was $120,000 by the time we got to a 16mm answer print. That money was coming out of our own pockets, so we couldn't afford to throw it around.

Favorite Episode? (Score:0, Funny) by Anonymous Coward (#10754706)
Do you have a favorite Star Trek episode and a favorite series? If you say Voyager or Enterprise, you may be lynched.

The one where Frank Gorshin is running. Original series fans know exactly what I'm talking about.

Shameless plugging link zone! Here is where you can get Roger's films.

Trekkies & Trekkies 2 (available internet retailers, Best Buy stores, and hip DVD stores)
Favorite Captain tally
Official Paramount Site

Trekkies 2 soundtrack a Reboot Music release.

Six Days In Roswell on DVD or VHS

Suckers

Lastly, here is Roger Nygard's Homepage and his email (which he included, so don't blame me, at least I fuzed it up for the robots!)

Thanks for your time Roger... Good luck on whatever you tackle next.

264 comments

  1. Strange by mfh · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I seem to see a lot of comments lower than a score of 5. Don't we always use the high scores? Or is moderation so broken, you've given up using it as an excuse?

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    1. Re:Strange by Megaweapon · · Score: 1, Interesting

      There's no guarentee that the editors will pick all the top rated ones, perhaps just the ones of interest to CmdrTaco were picked.

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    2. Re:Strange by Enrico+Pulatzo · · Score: 1

      Maybe it was the questions most modded over/under rated, which would imply that they generated the most interest?

    3. Re:Strange by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      Don't we always use the high scores?

      What's the point in having rules if you can't break 'em once in a while?

    4. Re:Strange by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 5, Informative

      I actually scanned through and grabbed a few extras. Always gime more that what you are paid for. Since I was paid zero, that was easy.

    5. Re:Strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • Are you a ROGER?
      • Are you a NYGARD?
      • Are you a ROGER NYGARD?
      You too can join the Roger Nygard Association of America (the RNAA)!
    6. Re:Strange by MythMoth · · Score: 5, Funny

      You answered the questions. Then you answered more questions.

      I take it you have no plans for a political career?

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    7. Re:Strange by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 5, Funny

      I like the sound of that. Women get in free.

    8. Re:Strange by odhran25 · · Score: 1

      What's your nick on Nanowrimo? And...do you want Chris Baty as bad as everyone else does?

    9. Re:Strange by odhran25 · · Score: 1

      Tell me where. Tell me when. No need for why.

    10. Re:Strange by mfh · · Score: 1

      What's your nick on Nanowrimo? And...do you want Chris Baty as bad as everyone else does?

      I'm geekster on Nanowrimo. And considering Chris is a guy and I'm a straight happily married man, I think I'll let the ladies and fellas who are into that take a crack. :-)

      What's your nick on nano?

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    11. Re:Strange by squidfood · · Score: 1
      What's the point in having rules

      They're more like guidelines.

    12. Re:Strange by odhran25 · · Score: 1

      Odhran, just like here but drop the 25. Writing with the Snow Wrimos in Mpls also known as the "Frozen Chosen." But good god, if you are a Ontario, you are even more frozen and more chosen. I thought hankering after Chris was part of signing up? ;^D Better say ciao before the topic police come? Are there topic police?

    13. Re:Strange by chimpo13 · · Score: 1

      At least the Gorn has a lower slashdot number than Old Man Nygard. I wish I could remember my account with the 30,??? number though.

      I'm in Australia, Roger and I've seen a fake you. He didn't crush my hand, so that's how I knew he was fake.

  2. Action! by mfh · · Score: 1

    FTI: That blew me away, and led to making sure we filmed an action in Trekkies.

    You are used to saying "ACTION" a lot, eh? :-)
    Thinking you're talking about an auction, right?

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    1. Re:Action! by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 3, Funny

      You are correct, sir! And cut!

  3. *double-take* by SamSim · · Score: 5, Funny
    he turned the sleeping area into transporter pads (which are functional, BTW)
    Waaaaaaiit a second..
    1. Re:*double-take* by ch-chuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'm sure he means you slide some knobs and lights flash and it makes a noise, that's all.

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    2. Re:*double-take* by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Here's a transcript of what happened when they first used this guy's transporter:


      [Fred tries to digitize the pig-lizard. It arrives on the transporter pad inside-out]
      Jason Nesmith: What? What was that?
      Alexander Dane: Uh, nothing.
      Jason Nesmith: I heard some squealing or something.
      Gwen DeMarco: Oh, no. Everything's fine.
      Teb: But the animal is inside out.
      Jason Nesmith: I heard that! It turned inside out?
      [the pig-lizard explodes]
      Teb: And it exploded.
      Jason Nesmith: Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then it EXPLODED?
    3. Re:*double-take* by big_groo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Perhaps you should reverse the polarity of your humor detectors...

    4. Re:*double-take* by Gudlyf · · Score: 1

      Yeah! What, no sick bay to sleep in?!

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    5. Re:*double-take* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, it works, but it only transports his dates, instantly, out of the house and never to be seen again.

    6. Re:*double-take* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'll teach him to reverse the polarity!

    7. Re:*double-take* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Commanderette Zircon: Shall I have Snotty beam you down, sir?
      President Skroob: I don't know about this beaming stuff? Is it safe?
      Commanderette Zircon: Oh yes, sir. Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.

    8. Re:*double-take* by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      DAMNIT! NO!

      In this case, you HAVE to remodulate the tachyon emitters. That way you can invert the delta neutrino anomoly to create a rip in the time/space continuum!

      One of the primary components of a sense of humor is a hyperdyslexic diode, so reversing the polarity will only work if you manage to siphon enough energy from the warp core to pass it's zener point, which would probably cause the enedermic inhibitors to overload, fool!

      (this is why I stopped watching star trek, oddly enough. TOS was cool in that it was an adventure featuring vulcan superpowers. The later ones just seemed to be episode after episode of deus ex machina!)

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    9. Re:*double-take* by rammer · · Score: 1

      Commanderette Zircon: His ass is on BACKWARDS!
      President Skroob: Why didn't anyone tell me my ass was this big?

  4. Yet he's not a trekkie by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I thought the politically correct term was 'trekker'

    or is that so 90s now?

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    1. Re:Yet he's not a trekkie by Gentoo+Fan · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think the proper term is "Trekkian American", "Trekkian Canadian", etc...

    2. Re:Yet he's not a trekkie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is in assuming that trekkies are poliitcally correct. This 70's trekky isn't.

    3. Re:Yet he's not a trekkie by hey! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's like the N word.

      It's Ok with your homies, but if a normal uses it it's a fightin' word.

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    4. Re:Yet he's not a trekkie by Le+Marteau · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's like the N word.

      The N word? What are you, like, a T.V. anchorman? Or my Mom? This is FUCKIN' SLASHDOT, not a meeting of the PTA, man!

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    5. Re:Yet he's not a trekkie by hey! · · Score: 5, Funny

      OK I'll say it:

      Nerd.

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    6. Re:Yet he's not a trekkie by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 0

      That's Trekkian U.S.-ian you insensitive clod.

    7. Re:Yet he's not a trekkie by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      As an illegal alien from the planet Trekkonia, I resent the use of my heritage being cheapened in this way.

      Even if we ARE the star trek planet, and all our major cities are themed after star trek episodes(I'm from 'TOS Hitler Planet City')...

      You won't like it if we started calling ourselves "earthlings" because we liked Earth: Final Conflict, would you? WOULD YOU?

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    8. Re:Yet he's not a trekkie by ex_ottoyuhr · · Score: 1

      No, "Starfleet-enabled."

    9. Re:Yet he's not a trekkie by dJCL · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Me and my homies prefer the term Geek to Nerd. Calling someone a Nerd is more of an insult, while Geek is a compliment.

      Nerd, for us, has the connotation that you wear bad clothers, never get out of youir house(except maybe to work) and never had a GF...

      Geek, on the other hand, knows how to do everything a nerd can, but has a life. eg. Me and some of my "homies" (I so don't use that word) are headed out to catch a concert tonight.(Great Big Sea for those in ottawa, there are still tickets).

      Anyway..

      Enjoy!

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    10. Re:Yet he's not a trekkie by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      Who ya calling Nerd, man? Think you can come into our forums and call us nerds? We'll pop a cap on your clown ass, you gopherfreaking asshat!

    11. Re:Yet he's not a trekkie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nerd, for us, has the connotation that you wear bad clothers, never get out of youir house(except maybe to work) and never had a GF... Well, two outta three ain't bad....

  5. Nerds by base_chakra · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "why is there such ridicule directed towards those that consider themselves fans? It seems unique even among sci-fi franchises"

    The nerds will always attract ridicule from the less well informed (read ignorant)....


    That's funny, here I thought it was because it was the franchise most likely to inspire morbidly obese men to don skin-tight clothing and prostheses.

    But seriously, I would say that a fairly specific image of the nerdy "trekkie" has been part of our collective consciousness for almost as long as the original series has been a fixture in popular culture. The same can't be said of the fanbase of Star Wars, Doctor Who, Tolkien's works, roleplaying games, or other immersive universes likely to inspire emulation; there just isn't a visual archetype for people to latch on to.

    1. Re:Nerds by Kenja · · Score: 5, Funny
      "That's funny, here I thought it was because it was the franchise most likely to inspire morbidly obese men to don skin-tight clothing and prostheses."

      You've never been to an Anime con have you? Just picture that same obese guy with two days beard growth wearing a sailor moon outfit. I like Anime and have been to one con. I will never go to one again, I still feel unclean.

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    2. Re:Nerds by BayBlade · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The same can't be said of the fanbase of Star Wars

      I think Triumph may disagree with you there.

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    3. Re:Nerds by jellomizer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I feel unclean just reading your message.

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    4. Re:Nerds by dswensen · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the forty-year-old balding man with a hand puppet calling other people nerds. Smells like irony!

    5. Re:Nerds by 0racle · · Score: 1

      The girls are hotter though.

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    6. Re:Nerds by glindsey · · Score: 2, Informative

      You mean this guy? He's a member of Anime Central's security staff. There's even a bobblehead doll made of him.

      There's nothing like a giant bearded man in a sailor suit to install some serious fear in a convention attendee.

    7. Re:Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I didn't realize DeVry had a short bus.

      Wow, I didn't realize DeVry had anything BUT a short bus.

    8. Re:Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      one word... man-faye *shudder*

    9. Re:Nerds by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1


      That's funny, here I thought it was because it was the franchise most likely to inspire morbidly obese men to don skin-tight clothing and prostheses.


      Kinda like the obese guy who wears a foam cheese on his head and wears nothing but shorts and two-tone paint?
    10. Re:Nerds by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Just picture that same obese guy with two days beard growth wearing a sailor moon outfit.

      I just did. Now I can NEVER think again. It just brings up painful memories.

      (insert random musing about republicans/bush here...boy golly that georgie boy looks handsome in a suit!)

      AAH! I'm on a site with nerds!
      GAAH! I'm on a computer!
      asdjklfjklqwem,nzasd! Literacy!
      asdjklwnm,asj!! asdjkhayui!!

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    11. Re:Nerds by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      It comes in TWO colours now? I guess I can stop abusing the sunbathing machines then...

      (sorry, still stupid from the "fat man in salor moon outfit. PICTURE IT!!!" message above)

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    12. Re:Nerds by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 1

      Smells like someone got pretty upset when Spock flipped him the bird.

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    13. Re:Nerds by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

      That's OK, you can still go. Just don't wear the sailor moon outfit again.

    14. Re:Nerds by dswensen · · Score: 1

      Actually, I thought that was the funniest part of the bit.

    15. Re:Nerds by mink · · Score: 1

      Sailor-Man is so 90's and out of date.
      Man-Faye is where it is at.
      I refuse to post a link as it is an evil thing.

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    16. Re:Nerds by TPFH · · Score: 1

      Just picture that same obese guy with two days beard growth wearing a sailor moon outfit.
      (insert random musing about republicans/bush here...boy golly that georgie boy looks handsome in a suit!)

      Great! now I can't get the image of George W Bush dressed up like Sailor Moon.
      or wait, is that what you were implying?

      This is what I get for metamoderating.
      I should just go back to sleep now.

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  6. This stuff is forever burned into my cranium by Col.+Klink+(retired) · · Score: 1

    "Brain and brain! What is brain!"

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    1. Re:This stuff is forever burned into my cranium by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, it is literally burned into the inside of my skull bone by a wood burning tool. Can you prove me wrong?

    2. Re:This stuff is forever burned into my cranium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Freedohm? That is a holy word! You shall not speak it!

    3. Re:This stuff is forever burned into my cranium by GTRacer · · Score: 1
      Yes, I can.

      Oh, you meant without using a Sawzall?

      GTRacer
      - Pudding is in my proof

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  7. I want one! by RangerRick98 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "[Tony Alleyne] turned the sleeping area into transporter pads (which are functional, BTW)."

    Dude, hook me up with one of those! I'd much rather beam from place to place than spend part of my paycheck on gas every week! :)

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    1. Re:I want one! by pete-classic · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'd much rather beam from place to place than spend part of my paycheck on gas every week!


      Eh. It's a wash once you pay the insurance on the fusion generator.

      -Peter
    2. Re:I want one! by Duct+Tape+Pro · · Score: 1

      unless your employer has one as well, I hope you don't mind the walk back... of course you could also transport a segway with you.

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    3. Re:I want one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly don't have a clue.

    4. Re:I want one! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and you think you're going to save on gas what you soak up in electricity?

      how much would it cost to get the equivalent of a galaxy class star ship fission reactors output from your wall outlet?

      hrm...

    5. Re:I want one! by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      Actually it's even worse than that, the main power source is M/AM (using deutrium and anti-deutrium) with an excess of normal matter so the reaction creates a high energy plasma that is piped around for power. And the backup is fusion witch doesn't actually provide enough power for warp flight, but can sustain most of the other systems including (I assume) the transporters.
      Both energy source are significantly more powerfull than simple fission (for the same space&weight).
      At the current rate of increase it'll be at least 6 months before a transporter is cheaper than a gas for most commutes. :)

      Mycroft

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  8. Functional transporter pads? by fatcatman · · Score: 3, Funny

    There is no bed, because he turned the sleeping area into transporter pads (which are functional, BTW)

    What the fuck? (Sorry, still have the GORN song in my head) .. Please describe the level of functionality. I can only assume they light up so this dork(*) can pretend he's beaming himself somewhere. People should really be more careful in their choice of words... functional transporter pads, LOL...

    (*) Yeah, I know, if I'm posting here then I'm one too, yadda yadda...

    1. Re:Functional transporter pads? by Tony · · Score: 2, Informative

      They are really his stove-top. They have those fancy glowing quartz elements; he can fry up a tasty omellete with mushrooms (you know the kind) and cheese.

      Mmmm. Cheese.

      He said it was "functional." Nobody stated what it functioned *as*.

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    2. Re:Functional transporter pads? by Angafirith · · Score: 1

      He shoulda made it function as a bed...

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    3. Re:Functional transporter pads? by Minwee · · Score: 2, Funny
      They are quite functional, and can absorb up to eighteen times their volume in blue-tinted water.

      What more would you want a pad to do?

  9. Working transporter? by Otter · · Score: 3, Informative
    There is no bed, because he turned the sleeping area into transporter pads (which are functional, BTW).

    Um, say what? The only relevant link I could find was a BBC show which has the guy claiming it works.

    Bad italic tag placement in notmikey's question, by the way.

    1. Re:Working transporter? by pete-classic · · Score: 5, Funny
      This guy is a genius.

      "I did have a washing machine," admits Tony "And cooker, but the flat needed to look more spacious - so I got rid of it. My ex-wife does my washing now."


      So, he got rid of the wife, gets to live in the ulitmate geek-pad, and she washes his dirty drawers?

      I have a new hero.

      -Peter
    2. Re:Working transporter? by tirthas · · Score: 2, Informative

      Definitely look at the photographs of the apartment - They are unreal. I didn't see a mention of what he does for a living, but he's definitely a details person. http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/hometruths/startrekfan photos.shtml

  10. Speaking of burning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember "NO KILL I" pretty well too.

  11. Aging Fanbase by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Aging fanbase? (Score:5, Interesting) by Darth23 (720385) (#10755425) It seems to me that the Star Trek fanbase is aging, and there aren't really a lot of new fans getting into it.

    This one seems kind of obvious to me. When Star Trek was new it was basically the only game in town (lost in space notwithstanding) and it was amazingly revolutionary stuff for television. All the other shows are just more of the same, and they don't tend to push boundaries to nearly the same degree as TOS.

    These days trek faces [and has faced] competition from other sci-fi shows which are arguably better, like Stargate, Babylon 5, et cetera. Back then, there was no competition.

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    1. Re:Aging Fanbase by metlin · · Score: 1

      Well, and the ST concept is getting old. After TOS, TNG was unique, new and quite well done. Voyager was horrible, while Deepspace Nine was mediocre. Enterprise is not too bad, but definitely falls short of how the original two were.

      While Stargate, Babylon 5, Firefly and Farscape are also facing the same problem in terms of keeping up the expectations, they're still new and have way better cast and storylines.

      Star Trek had started out as a unique and new show, and had a great deal to live up to. TNG did a good job, but it's been going downhill ever since. And that is why ST is losing out.

      It's almost beginning to be like Star Wars -- milk the ST franchise for all it's worth.

    2. Re:Aging Fanbase by craw · · Score: 1

      TOS was sci-fi, but it was also another ground breaking type of show in that it often dealt with formerly taboo social issues (e.g., race). Remember that this was when racial issues was starting to dominate American society.

      Conversely, the treatment of women in TOS was in keeping with women's rights at that time. This became a more defined cause several years later, and in some sense TNG better showcased the heightened sensitivity to women's rights.

      BTW, Lost in Space was not sci-fi, it was a glorified kiddie show. It got canned after facing stiff direct competition from another kiddie show, Batman.

    3. Re:Aging Fanbase by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have to be scientifically sound to be science fiction. It doesn't have to be a work of art, either. If it's related to scientific crap especially in the future, and it's fiction, then it's science fiction. Even though it was groundbreaking, ST:TOS would have had trouble if there had been another sci-fi show worth watching available to the American public.

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    4. Re:Aging Fanbase by Bandman · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure those series are better than, oh say Next Gen, but they are certanly better than Enterprise. I think he's right in that Star Trek needs a break from the series. We're not /wanting/ a new series yet. When Next Gen came on, it had been 20 years since a new Star Trek episode (I'm /not/ counting the cartoons). Everyone was ready. We had Next Gen, a great series, DS9 which was pretty good, Voyager, which I didn't watch, and Enterprise, which I can't bring myself to watch. I loved TOS (I was born in '79, so I missed it the first time around) because it was take no prisoners, Kirk vs the Bad Guys, plus a moral lesson. I loved Next Gen because of the same reason, and the character stories were great, it pulled me in, and the general tone of the show was utter hopefullness :-) I never got that from the DS9, and I don't suspect that it's rampant in the latest series either.

    5. Re:Aging Fanbase by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I like enterprise better than any trek besides TOS, because the characters make real and serious mistakes and are actually punished for it. It's not as light and sunny as the other non-TOS series. I admit, there were some great moments in TNG, but in general I enjoy enterprise more.

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    6. Re:Aging Fanbase by isecore · · Score: 1

      Also, they were relatively shortlived and didn't have to stretch out their action. I didn't care much for Firefly, but I must say that Farscape managed to be very fresh for four seasons, and IMHO that's quite a feat.

      (haven't seen the new miniseries yet, but I'll get round to it someday)

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    7. Re:Aging Fanbase by Mycroft_VIII · · Score: 1

      As a minor trivia item it was James Dohan who did many of the voices for the animated series, and did them so well the one time I watched one of them I thought they had got MOST of the actors to do the voices.
      The man is seriously talented. There is a slashdot article or two about him around here. His having both Alzhiemers(sp?) and Parkinsons is a real shame considering his talents and past (was with the Canadian forces during the invasion of normandy in WWII where he lost a middle finger) not mention how nice everyone who's met him says he is.

      Mycroft

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    8. Re:Aging Fanbase by mink · · Score: 1

      I think the recent Enterprise episodes (the 3 part stories) have greately improved the quality of the show, since they can tell different stories but have more then just one episodes time to tell them.

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  12. Blank stare. by Sivar · · Score: 2, Insightful
    He replies today with answers to many of your questions in a riveting interview set to stun.
    My Doug, that was truly bad.
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  13. Working transporter? by umrgregg · · Score: 1

    Of course they work; they just have trouble teleporting anything larger than 10^-15 Angstroms.

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  14. Favorite Episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
    The one where Frank Gorshin is running. Original series fans know exactly what I'm talking about.
    Let That Be Your Last Battlefield Which is more pathetic: the black and white face makeup in the episode or that I knew that.
    1. Re:Favorite Episode by sjaskow · · Score: 1

      The fact you knew that. :)

    2. Re:Favorite Episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, that is a good episode.

      Andromeda used the basic idea in an episode last year.

    3. Re:Favorite Episode by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Which is more pathetic: the black and white face makeup in the episode or that I knew that.
      Don't you mean 'white and black'? :P

    4. Re:Favorite Episode by stwrtpj · · Score: 1
      Let That Be Your Last Battlefield Which is more pathetic: the black and white face makeup in the episode or that I knew that.

      I've heard lots of criticism over this particular plot device in this episode. How could a race evolve like that? How could evolution select for something like that? On and on.

      My position on this is that people who can't see past this are missing the point of the episode. The point was not how a race could evolve like this, but how a race could chew itself up over something as trivial as which side of their face is white and which side is black. It was a nice statement against racism, which was pretty daring for that particular time in American history.

      Sorry to pick on your post to make this point. Nothing personal, this is just a pet peeve of mine (I guess that makes me even more a pathetic geek than you :) )

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    5. Re:Favorite Episode by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean 'white and black'?

      No, it was filmed in roloc.

  15. Great Interview by metlin · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How do you respond to accusations that you condescended and were basically laughing at the subjects in Trekkies?

    I laugh at and condescend toward all those who accuse me of laughing and condescending.


    Spoken like a true geek. Often times, I do the same thing to people who _laugh_ and _condescend_ me. Have made a lot of people think of me as a jerk, but these aren't the kinda people I particularly want to be associated with, anyway.

    1. Re:Great Interview by keester · · Score: 1
      Have made a lot of people think of me as a jerk, but these aren't the kinda people I particularly want to be associated with, anyway.

      You uppity bitch!

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  16. trekkies vs trekkers.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm an old geek (by today's thinking anyway) and i grew up watching ST-TOS. I had toy spock ears and phasers... I was called a Trekkie.

    Nowadays some people call themselves trekkers...

    Having been around since the beginning, is it fair to guess that Trekkies are OTS fans, whereas Trekkers and NG and newer?

  17. What's with the political & religious BS? by fatcatman · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Something to keep in mind, post presidential election, is that in the long run conservatives always lose. If this statement were not true, we would still be living in caves. We wouldn't have cell phones, vaccines, and rockets. Conservatives will never go to the stars. They are too busy trying to hold society back.

    Every new idea that is introduced is liberal at first. The idea that the Earth is round and revolves around the Sun was denounced by conservative leaders at the time. Fact-based evolution is currently being denounced and taken out of some school curriculums, to be replaced, or taught side-by-side, with faith-based creationism. Faith has it's place for some people in society, but it didn't get us to the moon and beyond.


    I was thinking of buying these documentaries - it's the first I've heard of them - but now, count me out. Why do you people always feel the need to get in a political or religious jab? I am a conservative leaning Libertarian, a Christian, and a Star Trek fan. I fully support any and all investment into space based technology. Then assholes like you come along with comments like this?

    Screw that. I won't support your idiocy. Just like these Hollywood idiots who think they're politicians, you can't keep your mouth shut. Well, that's two lost sales.

    1. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From a strictly functional perspective you aren't a conservative then are you (your self righteous indignation not withstanding).

      A conservative is someone who DOESN'T WANT CHANGE. And many of the ideas that are now being pushed by both the skewed definition of liberals and conservatives have moved into the "accepted" realm of policy, and a conservative can safely support them.

      Anyways, the old definitions of political spectrum don't really apply anymore.. too many different poles and nuances to be put on a one dimensional spectrum.

    2. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by scowling · · Score: 1

      Y'know, your outrage is analogous to that of those Trekkies who gets offended by movies like those he makes.

      Chill. He stated opinions as generalizations. There are always exceptions.

      But you're really not much of a conservative anyway.

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    3. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by jhutch2000 · · Score: 1

      Well, if you support fully funding space travel ... guess what?

      YOU ARE NOT A CONVERSATIVE IN THAT AREA!

      (sorry for shouting, but since you missed his original point with that rant, I figured I better say it loudly in case you just missed some key words)

    4. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why do you people always feel the need to get in a political or religious jab?"

      Because uptight weenies always give such a good response, duh.

    5. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by dilettante · · Score: 1

      So Mr. Nygard doesn't get to express his opinion on Slashdot because he's a filmmaker, but you do because you're a Libertarian/Christian/Star Trek fan? I think maybe you've been reading a bit too much Ann Coulter.

      I just went to Amazon and bought myself a copy of Trekkies 1/2; and i bought an extra copy as a gift for a friend. So there ;-)

    6. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you're going to get this uptight over one interview question answered by one guy involved with the show, it's safe to say Trekdom doesn't need you.

      Get outraged over something that's actually important.

    7. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 4, Interesting

      No insult or jab was meant, Fatcatman. I respect your political and religious beliefs. But I would hope that you don't really feel that because I disagree with you on some things it automatically makes me an idiot and an asshole. If you or anybody can provide some kind of verifiable evidence that the world was created in 7 days I will consider coming over to that side. But at the moment vast amounts of evidence in the fossil records supports evolution. It's cool that you are a supporter of space-based technology, there are always exceptions and you're one of the cool ones. But I wish the conservatives currently in power were more interested in funding NASA than corporate tax breaks. But here we are...

    8. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1
      If you or anybody can provide some kind of verifiable evidence that the world was created in 7 days I will consider coming over to that side.
      You're missing the point. He wasn't saying that you have to "come over to his side." He was objecting to your supercilious attitude and your claim that conservatives are always trying to hold us back. Taunting someone because of their faith makes you an intolerant bigot.

      Now, on the topic, here is something you should look at. It says that two-thirds of Americans support a space program that "would include a stepping-stone approach to return the space shuttle to flight, complete assembly of the space station, build a replacement for the shuttle, go back to the Moon and then on to Mars and beyond." Not only that, 79% of Republicans support it, while only 60% of Democrats do.

      In other words, your claim that conservatives aren't interested in space exploration is full of crap.

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    9. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by ex_ottoyuhr · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I emphatically agree. This statement is painfully over-generalized, and he clearly assumes he's "preaching to the choir."

      To begin with, he accepts the "Red versus Blue" dichotomy of modern America as normative for the entirity of human history. True, this is a very American sort of thing to do, but that doesn't mean it's any more defensible. Accordingly, I'll begin by demonstrating that not all conservatives in history act like Reds, and subsequently move on to discuss the true motives behind the group which he does, rather ineffectually, manage to hit with his remark. They're not nearly as simple as he thinks.

      To begin with, to defend another group which he explicitly goes after in this post -- and which is extremely often attacked by Americans of whatever ideology, courtesy of the extremely successful propaganda of Elizabeth I -- the Catholic Church.

      His casual complaints about Copernicus and Galileo show that he knows extremely little about the history of astronomy. The ancient Greeks -- well, apart from crochety old Plato -- acknowledged that the world was round; Aristotle certainly said it, and there was another Greek scientist -- his name escapes me at the moment -- who managed to get a reasonably accurate calculation of the diameter of the Earth.

      Galileo's case is one of the most badly obfuscated in history. Cardinal Cajetan, the Inquisitor who arranged to have him arrested, was not the whole leadership of the Catholic Church, and was certainly not acting on behalf of it. Moreover, he was a Platonist: a rather crude philosophy, characterized by getting matters of religion and matters of everything else rather badly confused. (It underlies most modern Protestantism, and was the only game in Christendom until about the 11th century.)

      There was another, if anything more conservative, philosophy in the Catholic Church at that time, which has become its official philosophy: Thomism, the adaption of Aristotelianism by Thomas Aquinas. To paraphrase Chesterton, Aquinas observed that faith is superior to everything, but reason is superior to everything else, and in its own sphere is superior to faith. The Jesuits were to become the definiative embodiment of this philosophy, and made considerable scientific and social advances. I forget how many observatories they built; they often served as diplomats; their system of pedagougy was excellent, even if it misfired and produced Voltaire, and one could even say that they were the real inventors of the Montressori method. (Whether or not that's a good thing is left to the reader's discretion...)

      The only things they were interested in "holding people back" from were things which they knew were harmful -- and which have been confirmed as harmful quite nicely by psychologists, the Freudian and Jungian schools in particular. I need hardly add that much of Jungian psychology, apart from the borderline-mystical business, was anticipated by Aristotelian and Thomistic psychology about seven centuries earlier.

      So, to return to Galileo... Most of the Church hierarchy was unaware of what was going on, just as most of the American legal system is unaware of a particular case being heard in a given court circuit. Of course, Galileo came to no physical harm, although he was placed under house arrest; this is no refutation of the fact that Cajetan acted like an idiot, and the Church was at fault for letting him, but just in case you thought he was tortured or something...

      The Catholic Church's conduct in the aftermath of the controversy is also interesting, and certainly puts the lie to any attempt to enroll it in the number of "conservatives always trying to hold people back"; analyzing the competing models of Copernicus and Tycho Brahe, the Church hierarchy, influenced by Brahe's demonstration that the as-yet-unobserved phenomenon of stellar parallax as the only piece of evidence which could prove Copernicus' model and disprove his own, decided that there was not yet enough information to rule on the matter -- and, one

    10. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      Conservatives are always trying to hold us back. That's what the word means. Resistance to change.

      Of course, whether Republicans are conservative with regards to space travel is another question entirely.

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      "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." -- Hanlon's Razor
    11. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      So Mr. Nygard doesn't get to express his opinion on Slashdot because he's a filmmaker

      I didn't say that. He can express whatever he wants, it's a free country and I support that. But if him and other people in any sort of "spotlight" knew what was good for them, they wouldn't insert their political & religious propaganda into public conversation.

      If I had a movie to sell I sure wouldn't go around slamming more than half the people in the country.

    12. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by dustinbarbour · · Score: 1

      Here's one for ya'! I'm an atheist with strong belief in conservative policies when it comes to public policy and fairly liberal policies when it comes to person freedom. What do they call me? (Seriously.. I've wondered this myself..) Independent?

    13. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "He was objecting to your supercilious attitude and your claim that conservatives are always trying to hold us back."

      Dude, that's the fucking definition of a conservative. Conservatives do not agree that progress is beneficial, therefore they try to preserve the current state of society (or an aspect thereof, as people aren't typically conservative about everything).

    14. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1

      Holy jebus, someones in hardcore term paper mode.

      Well written.

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    15. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by FerretFrottage · · Score: 1

      and I just meant the question as a joke....well at least it still made sparks fly

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      "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
    16. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by fatcatman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, a reply from the man himself? I honestly didn't think you'd be reading & responding to this.

      Look, the guy below me (aardvarkjoe) said it better than I could have. I don't want you to come over to my side, and I'm not interested in a religious debate with you or anyone. Religion is a highly personal subject and I have zero problem with your belief in evolution.

      What I do have a problem with is the whole idea that conservatives would like to have us living in caves and are too busy trying to hold society back. Do you honestly believe major technological achievements were all performed by liberals? Conservatives have supported space exploration. Richard Nixon certainly was more conservative than liberal and was a religious man, yet "On January 5, 1972 Nixon approved the development of the Space Shuttle program, a decision that profoundly influenced U.S. efforts to explore and develop space for several decades thereafter."

      Further, I really didn't see the need to include these comments in the answer to a question about special effects. Randomly throwing that sort of talk out reminds me of that stupid movie - what was it, Two Weeks Notice? My wife used to love Sandra Bullock. She owned most every movie Bullock was in. That is, until they randomly came up with that anti-Bush talk in the middle of an otherwise acceptable chick-flick. It served no purpose, and my wife now wants nothing to do with any of Bullock's movies (which is just great as far as I'm concerned).

      But I wish the conservatives currently in power were more interested in funding NASA than corporate tax breaks.

      Well, so do I, Roger, but the liberals haven't done us any better. What did Clinton do for NASA during his 8 years? Nothing great that I know of.

      It comes down to this: Painting it as a "conservatives & religious people vs. the rest of us" matter is simply ridiculous. I know an awful lot of religious conservatives that support space exploration.

      Lastly, I must apologize for calling you an idiot and an asshole. It's easy to get caught up in a brief moment of frustration, and even easier to use such words when talking about someone who you don't think will ever read it. Those words were inappropriate and not the words a Christian should be using.

    17. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How about open minded?

    18. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by InferiorFloater · · Score: 1

      So maybe he was preaching to the choir, and got a little too free with his lingo. Replace "conservative" (what he wrote) with "hide-bound traditionalist" (what everyone was thinking) and his criticism essentially mirror yours regarding "American fundamentalism."

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    19. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 5, Interesting
      "...I have neither the time nor the inclination to go into the contrasts between the greedy cynicism of the "Red" versus the didactic utopianism of the Confucian -- ...."

      Ha! That's my favorite line. You don't have the time? How much time did you just spend on that monologue? Holy cats! It doesn't seem like you are actually interested in a discussion--and if you are, great, here I am, but try a little brevity next time.

      However, I will be happy to answer your direct question which appears a the end of your lecture:

      (By the way, Mr. Nygard: "Faith has it's place for some people in society..." I thought your thesis was that it doesn't have a place? Oppose 'faith' or not, but be honest about it. Are you a man or some cowardly Ferengi?)

      I don't know where you presumed I have a thesis that proclaims faith doesn't have a place. You spent a lot of words talking around something I didn't say. If you'd like to know what I think about that I'll be happy to tell you: thankfully our country is free and structured in such a way to allow folks to have the faiths of their choosing. However, as I did say, faith does not invent rocket ships. It can give comfort while you are stuck in on--and that's great. Just for clarity, what I actually said was:

      Fact-based evolution is currently being denounced and taken out of some school curriculums, to be replaced, or taught side-by-side, with faith-based creationism. Faith has it's place for some people in society, but it didn't get us to the moon and beyond.

      My other point was that creation being taught as equivalent to science-based knowledge is a backwards step for society. If you think otherwise, I respectfully disagree.

    20. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Apology respectfully accepted.

      I didn't intend to paint a "conservatives & religious people vs. the rest of us" portrait. I do stand by my assertion that in the long run conservatives will ultimately lose, because by definition, a conservative wants things to stay the same. I don't see conservative and liberal as dirty words. They are simply descriptions. I used the creation in the schools issue as an extreme example of one conservative viewpoint that one group of people want to cling to, despite the changes in the world to the contrary since that was a dominant belief.

      I don't thing it is one side vs. another. It is much more complex than that, as we all have conservative and liberal beliefs (and faiths) that overlap.

      Thanks for some good e-conversation.

    21. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by mutterer · · Score: 1

      Christianity launched us into the Dark Ages, holding back virtually all human progress (not just scientific) for hundreds of years. Can you blame us for holding a grudge?

    22. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by rleibman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Here's one for ya'! I'm an atheist with strong belief in conservative policies when it comes to public policy and fairly liberal policies when it comes to person freedom. What do they call me? (Seriously.. I've wondered this myself..) Independent?

      Around here we call ourselves Libertarians.

    23. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 2, Informative

      But the silver lining in a societal pause, or a regression, is that it is followed by a burst forward, like the Renaissance.

    24. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by ex_ottoyuhr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ha! That's my favorite line. You don't have the time? How much time did you just spend on that monologue? Holy cats! It doesn't seem like you are actually interested in a discussion--and if you are, great, here I am, but try a little brevity next time.

      Well, I just wrote an elephantine article establishing that your generalization was less than fully accurate, which as you correctly guess, did in fact consume an immense amount of time. However, I judged that the argument would gain little for including a discussion of, say, Confuscianism as well, and I was getting just a bit tired of writing at that point, so I decided to bow out of that possible track of discussion. It's not as if I was trying to dodge something that would have destroyed my argument.

      I don't know where you presumed I have a thesis that proclaims faith doesn't have a place.

      In the Red-Versus-Blue dichotomy (yes, the Halo machinima reference is perfectly intentional), "Faith" is something much more strongly associated with Reds, unless you mean the rather vague spirituality characteristic of, say, The Next Generation -- which is "a place" for religion in the sense of "putting it in its place," and again feels like trying to have it both ways.

      Actually, what it feels like is a sort of folk memory of the Socratic dialogue at the end of Will Durant's The Story of Civilization where Voltaire and the Pope of his era -- Innocent VIII, if I recall rightly -- discuss the merits of religion in social affairs, and Voltaire loses. (In fact, the dialogue is a bit anachronistic; by the time he died, Voltaire had returned to Catholicism, and would have agreed with the Pope heartily, but it's a Socratic dialogue. The point is the expression of an argument, not the accurate depiction of its characters.)

      You spent a lot of words talking around something I didn't say.

      I was concerned with proving two points. First, that the model for "conservatives" which you evoked by mentioning Haliburton and the recent election does not, in fact, describe all opponents of, say, Roddenbery's view of the world. Second, that even those who it does describe are not explicitly opposed to 'progress,' however it may be defined, so much as destructively disinterested.

      If you'd like to know what I think about that I'll be happy to tell you: thankfully our country is free and structured in such a way to allow folks to have the faiths of their choosing.

      You know, one could say that this is a fault... After all, if a religion purports to describe the world, it either describes it in an accurate manner, or in an inaccurate one, and it is better to know how the world operates than to not know and think you do. :)

      Of course, this opens a whole new can of worms, and I'm not going to advocate the argument any more than, say, the adoption of the Highland clan system in the United States, or the reinstitution of polygamy following John Milton's argument. Still, all three of these are interesting arguments, and although they have considerable flaws at the very bottom of them, are still worth contemplating.

      (The most obvious refutation of forcible conversions, at least to Christianity or a similar religion, is that conversion is meaningless if secured under threat of force...)

      However, as I did say, faith does not invent rocket ships. It can give comfort while you are stuck in on--and that's great.

      Assuming I have the sense of this right, this statement can be made more assertive: "Faith is inferior to something which does invent rocket ships, or, for that matter, to something which more reliably gives comfort while aboard them." The main problems with this statement are the unqualified use of "faith" and "something which invents rocket ships," not to mention the idea that the whole role of religion is to make one feel better, so I set out to disambiguate, a bit defensively on account of the vituperative

    25. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by ex_ottoyuhr · · Score: 1

      So maybe he was preaching to the choir, and got a little too free with his lingo. Replace "conservative" (what he wrote) with "hide-bound traditionalist" (what everyone was thinking) and his criticism essentially mirror yours regarding "American fundamentalism."

      The problem is that he seems to assume that all conservatives are hide-bound traditionalists. Not to mention that the areas in which these traditionalists are hide-bound are constant in all societies...

    26. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by dasunt · · Score: 1

      Good post, but you missed one important point:

      The pope believed that Galileo called him a simpleton in one of his books.

      In my opinion, Galileo did not base the character of "Simplicio" on pope Urban, but it was easy to interpret Simplicio as Urban. Once the rumors started, they were believable.

      Galileo attacked the geocentric theory and its holders as idiots, winning him few friends on the other side. At this time, there wasn't enough evidence (as you said) to prove that the heliocentric viewpoint was superior.

      Galileo was anything but diplomatic. And he wasn't always right -- he had funny ideas about tides (caused by the earth's rotation), comets (illusions of the atmosphere), orbits (elliptical orbits were impossible, thus all orbits are circular), gravity (items on earth don't fly off into space because matter wants to stay moving in a circular motion), and a few other things. He tended to attack those who didn't believe in his theories, winning him many enemies.

      We tend to create a hero out of Galileo, showing him as a torchbearer of science against the ignorance and stupidity of the church.

      Yet, as a mental exercise, imagine the following:

      Galileo, embracing the old ideas, thought that comets were a creation on the upper atmosphere, and attacked a Jesuit thinker (Grassi) who believed that they were heavenly bodies.

      That statement would be historically accurate.

      Or what about Galileo attacking Kepler's equations on orbits and Kepler's insane idea that the moon causes the tides?

      Galileo, IMNSO, is overrated. His claim to fame is that most people assume that he was prosecuted by the Catholic church for discovering that the earth went around the sun. The truth of the matter is that [1] Galileo did not discover heliocentrism, [2] he was prosecuted by the Catholic church for pissing off a bunch of religious people and writing a book that could be interpreted (wrongly) as attacking the pope, [3] Galileo's idea of a heliocentric system with circular orbits /did not work/ (geocentric theory made more accurate predictions then heliocentric theory with circular orbits), and [4] there was nothing to disprove geocentrism or show that heliocentrism was superior (see also [3]).

      If Galileo had decided to become a farmer, modern science wouldn't have suffered much. If Kepler had taken up farming, the astronomy would be on hold until someone else had repeated Kepler's discoveries.

    27. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      Then you're very much like me, except we differ on religion. You'd probably appreciate the Libertarian party.

    28. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems unfair of your wife to boycott Sandra Bullock. She is an actress who is paid to do a job--to show up and deliver the lines that are written for her. If one didn't like gay people, should one boycott all future acting work by Robin Williams because he played a gay character in The Birdcage? If your wife wishes to boycott those with divergent opinions from hers, she should boycott the writer of the script, like they used to do in the '60s with the blacklist.

    29. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by ec_hack · · Score: 1
      But I wish the conservatives currently in power were more interested in funding NASA than corporate tax breaks.

      If you check, the current administration has increased NASA's budget and has threatened to veto the spending bill if a requested increase is not granted by congress.

      The Space Exploration Initiative they proposed has exploration/colonization the Moon and Mars as explicit goals for NASA. The previous administration repeatedly cut the NASA budget and stopped all plans beyond building the space station.
    30. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still waiting for our next burst forward to start. Thanks to conservatives the US has had 20+ years of regression.

    31. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by sadomikeyism · · Score: 1
      A conservative is someone who DOESN'T WANT CHANGE.
      So you are saying that the liberals who are against dismantling the welfare state, don't want school vouchers, don't want home schooling, don't want deregulation, don't want elimination of gun control..... are really conservatives?

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      "Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves
    32. Re:What's with the political & religious BS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think what you're missing is that all generalizations are false. Sometimes conservative forces are necessary to serve as a check on progressive ideas that ultimately don't end up being good ones.

      The Soviet Union was a "liberal" idea, after all. So was the welfare-state entitlement system that has practically bankrupted Europe (and might even lead to widespread civil wars due to generational enslavement.)

      Not all "progress" pushes us toward the stars. It's lame to classify everyone you meet with binary buzzwords that don't even have an objective meaning independent of nationality and culture, and it's also lame to assume that reactionary thinking is always harmful to society.

  18. Two Sales? by bingbong · · Score: 1

    Did someone have their personality slit in a malfunctioning transporter?

    gee, you'd think the nice fatcatman would buy a copy at least.

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    "Omnis tuus capsa sunt inesse nos"
    1. Re:Two Sales? by atta1 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he meant sales of two movies, maybe Trekkies 1 AND 2? My, what wonderful critical thinking skills you possess

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    2. Re:Two Sales? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or perhaps he was tyring to be witty with an incorporation of an ST episode.

      bah - you people take life too seriously...

      get a life and/or a girlfriend (the kind you don' need puncture repair kits for).

    3. Re:Two Sales? by fatcatman · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he meant sales of two movies, maybe Trekkies 1 AND 2?

      Yep, that's exactly what I meant.

  19. Honor! by PMJ2kx · · Score: 1
    Being a geek should be a badge of honor.
    Like this one?

  20. Is it me? by nordicfrost · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Or is the first (TOS) series just incredibly boring? Don't get me wrong, I love The Next Generation. I even helped a petition by reporing on it in our online paper (it got 150 000 signatures in a country of 4 000 000).

    But TOS seem to be for those who lived in an era with low expecations on story and effects. IMHO, TNG (WTF? BBQ!) was the first series that had acceptable story lines and effects to accomodate such a series concept.

    I also, god help me, like Enterprise. * ducks * Hey! I like the prinicple that man is fallable and stumbles out in the universe. Kirk seems to be a pompous asshole in TOS, and McCoy is just a cockknocker. The characters develops in TNG, and even in Enterprise.

    1. Re:Is it me? by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yes, people did have lower expectations of effects - they obviously didn't have all the fancy tricks the Enterprise guys have, they had to make do with what they had. Even the TNG guys had vastly more options in terms of effects than TOS.

      And as for the story, you have to appreciate the era it was made for and filmed in - Americans wanted a tough, strong character who killed the baddie and got the girl, and Kirk was that. In TNG, culture and diplomacy was the buzzwords around at the time, and that's what Picard is the epitome of.

      The thing with television classics is you can't hold old TV shows up to the standards and sensibilities we have now, but appreciate them for what they were at the time.

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    2. Re:Is it me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But TOS seem to be for those who lived in an era with low expecations on story and effects.

      True, of course. I don't know what possessed the makers to go for effects and sets that might have looked good over 35 years ago.

      Oh... Hang on a minute.

    3. Re:Is it me? by CoreyGH · · Score: 1

      Low expectations on story? LOW EXPECTATIONS ON STORY???? Yes, it's an old series and suffers from lack of quality special effects and questionable make-up and spock-smiling in the early episodes. But to claim that the quality of the stories and plots are low just blows my mind. Star Trek addressed many of the important social issues of the day, they brought to the surface things that just weren't discussed. Religion, race, gender equality and that's just to name a few. Nevermind that the bridge crew had black women, asians, russians, and caucasians treating eachother as equals.

    4. Re:Is it me? by nordicfrost · · Score: 1

      It is not that the sets are bad, I understand that it is 35 years old. The old (not bad) effects just remove the eyecandy-factor that could make you watch a show for the coolness factor. Like Matrix.

      It's more the storylines I find bland and boring. The characters are one-sided, the chicks fall for powerful bad guys all the time and storylines repeat over and over and over...

      TNG storylines are much more interconnected and advanced. Enterprise storylines are very good at developing characters, a shame that TOS fans find it to be dumb. I do think that TNG is closer to the original vision for Star Trek that Gene had than TOS.

      Stanley Kubrick waited the technology out or AI (But passed away too soon), maybe Gene should have done the same thing?

    5. Re:Is it me? by Zerbey · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you're expecting too much of it. It was written in the 1960's, and at the time it was revolutionary. Those cheesy looking special effects where done first on this show - on a very tight budget. They weren't that bad, either. Interracial kissing? Would have gotten you killed if you'd done that in public back then.

      The original series had a lot more humour than the other shows as well. I wish they'd put more of this into the newer series.

    6. Re:Is it me? by dswensen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As has been said previously, TOS had an extremely low budget (pick up Shatner's book Star Trek Memories sometime if you're interested; it has some great stories about just how hard it was to get these shows made), and was made in the Sixties, when expectations for television were very different.

      In a time when you have branding, popups during the programs, and advertisements plastered all over the end credits, I can see where something like TOS would seem very slow-paced. And yeah, they're not all gems, but a lot of those episodes were the first of their kind, and would be ripped off -- err, emulated in later series.

      TOS also experimented a lot more with different stories, something TNG did, and gave up on, in its first and second seasons. The first couple seasons of TNG bore a lot of similarity to TOS in tone and style, but once you get to the fourth season and onward, they've established a slick, well-done, but ultimately formulaic approach to Star Trek -- "The alien is attacking, rerout the arglebargle through the froofraw to go back in time and defeat it." "Oh no, we all fell unconscious and the holodeck went crazy; Data will have to fix it."

      This is something I felt kind of helped murder the franchise, personally; DS9 broke from the mold, taking the environment off a spaceship, putting it on a station, and adding real continuity. A lot of people didn't like it; I thought it was great. Then came Voyager and it was back to more of the same old thing. Enterprise just seems incredibly tired to me -- like the whole thing is just out of gas.

      I think there a lot of different stories to be told int he Trek universe; unfortunately, it seems easiest to just rehash the same old thing for twelve years running or however long it is now. I think TOS has definitely dated itself (as one day all the series will), but I can still appreciate it for what it is.

    7. Re:Is it me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's more the storylines I find bland and boring. The characters are one-sided, the chicks fall for powerful bad guys all the time and storylines repeat over and over and over...

      Yeah; I'm not a fan of TOS generally, but I feel compelled to cut it some slack due to its age. However, I think that there was less decent TV sci-fi back then, so TOS was (a) More 'special', and (b) Had no serious competition; had there been, I think people might have been more critical.

      It's actually been a long time since I watched an episode of TOS, but I'd accept your criticism of the storylines to some extent. What I also disliked was the slightly camp and cheesey feel to some episodes, and the 'dated' feel.

      Mind you, I could say the same for the first series of TNG; some of that is undoubtedly due to them modelling it on TOS (e.g. the "planet-surface" scenes obviously shot in a studio with unconvincingly-lit, garishly-colored sky are very similar in style to the original series, and that episode where Tasha Yar battles the pseudo-African-tribal woman both looked (purely visually) and felt (in the depiction of the planets inhabitants- blatant "African tribal" stereotypes) like a throwback to TOS).

      But some of TNG's first-series cheesey datedness is pure 1980s touchy-feely new-age kitsch; the overuse of wavetable(?) and FM(??) synths makes it sound very much of the time too.

      In short, parts of TNG now look badly dated too.

      That having been said, I never got into DS9 (apparently it got better in later episodes, but who gives a flying fuck about Bajoran politics... BORING!), nor Voyager (felt like a reheated TNG with weaker characters and way too many holodeck stories), nor Enterprise (couldn't be arsed watching it, quite frankly... taped it, never watched it, saw part of one episode because my flatmate was watching it).

      TNG was probably the peak of Star Trek. Personally, I think it's a bit up its own arse now, but this is always a problem with sci-fi (Red Dwarf went down the tubes when they (a) Played to the fans and (b) Started taking the (previously illogical and quite silly) plots more seriously than the character interaction and comedy).

      TNG storylines are much more interconnected and advanced.

      Not that much. What about the episode where Picard gets taken over by a probe, lives a *lifetime* in another culture (or so he thinks), then.... next week! Same old Picard!

      Compared to Babylon 5, TNG is *not* interconnected. For all its flaws (some wooden acting and boring sets), it was something you could *want* to know what happened next week...

    8. Re:Is it me? by Minwee · · Score: 1
      Consider that, at the time they saw the pilot of Star Trek in 1966, the heavy thinkers at NBC rejected it for being "too cerebral".

      This is the same network that aired such intellectual fare as the Adam West "Batman" series, "Rocket Robin Hood" and "Mr. Magoo". CBS's "Lost in Space" was as hard as television science fiction got at that time. If "Star Trek" disappointed, it was because it was aired during a disappointing decade for television.

    9. Re:Is it me? by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1

      Enterprise just seems incredibly tired to me -- like the whole thing is just out of gas.

      I dunno...Enterprise began presenting new challenges. I admit that the first two seasons were somewhat formulaic, but season 3 was a *huge* jump. Season 4 is too early on to really tell, but I think season 3 Enterprise was better than DS9 or Voyager.

      In Enterprise, the ship gets kicked around a lot more, and you find their wacky solutions often times just not working. It seems more challenging.

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    10. Re:Is it me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch season 3 of Enterprise--it's a whole lot better. The whole season follows one storyline.

    11. Re:Is it me? by hey! · · Score: 3, Informative

      Well, the problem with anything that breaks ground is that very soon thereafter, everyone's doing it and it doesn't look so innovative.

      In early movies, scene changes were started with a placard announcing the place -- it was thought that people would be confused if the action suddenly leapt from one place to another. Then some daring innovator dispensed with it, and soon it was clear to everyone making movies you didn't have to do it. If you looked at the early movies to try this, they probably wouldn't strike you as innovative, because you are accustomed to this.

      Star Trek was the first TV series in which aliens were regularly introduced and used as characters. Wouldn't people wonder why they looked so much like people? Wouldn't they wonder why they spoke English? Wouldn't people just laugh and think the very idea of an alien was ridiculous? As it turns out, no, no and no.

      Star Trek was topical, which was completely unheard of, especially in a science fiction show which is supposed to be escapist. They tried to handle big issues -- like racism; youth culture; militarism; even the nature of good and evil. Granted, we look at many of those topical stories now and cringe at how awful they were. And maybe TV shows trying to relevant is a horrible cliche now. But this was incredibly daring in the 60s.

      Star Trek may not have been as good as The Twilight Zone as science fiction, or television, but it was still tremendously innovative.

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    12. Re:Is it me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch season 3 of Enterprise--it's a whole lot better. The whole season follows one storyline.

      Maybe you're right, but the truth of the matter is that I was never a big ST fan in general, and I haven't really been into TV scifi (nor written scifi) for a number of years.... why am I writing about it? Fuck knows, frankly.

      Unless someone comes up with the TV equivalent of the first Matrix film (in terms of being fresh and innovative), I'm not going to watch it.

      Oh... come to think of it, unless they changed the theme tune, and put some Russion Cosmonauts on the title sequence, I'm not even going to waste any fucking time on Enterprise.

    13. Re:Is it me? by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      Stanley Kubrick waited the technology out or AI (But passed away too soon), maybe Gene should have done the same thing?

      It's possible that if Gene had waited, the movie-making technology to "do it right" wouldn't have come along until after he died as well. TOS was one of the things (along with 2001) that legitimised "serious" sci-fi as a commercially viable genre. Sure it got cancelled, but its aftermarket popularity showed that there was money to be made from movies featuring visuals that have to be faked. Without TOS, there probably wouldn't have been a Star Wars or a Superman or ST:TMP (obviously) or ET etc... and without those money-making films driving the development of special effects, the technology wouldn't have gotten as far as it did in his lifetime. ST:TOS in 1991 might have ended up looking no better than, say, Space 1999.

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    14. Re:Is it me? by nordicfrost · · Score: 1
      In Enterprise, the ship gets kicked around a lot more


      And it shows. When Enterprise is in spacedock, you can see that it had been royally fucked up by the incoming fire. That irritated me a lot with TOS: not matter how low you mode budget is, you can smear some ash in a pattern on your model and to at least a couple of shots after it has 'sustained fire'. Just an addition to the firecrackers in the flicght consoles.

    15. Re:Is it me? by nordicfrost · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with the parent. S3 of Enterprise is an enormous improvement over the previous two. It is, in fact, closing in on Babylon 5. But the S3 storyline lasted only for that season, and carried little into S4. We'll see what happens for naow.

    16. Re:Is it me? by jamesmrankinjr · · Score: 1

      I love the chemistry between Kirk, Spock, and McCoy. It's corny, but you have pure logic on one side and pure passion on the other, with Kirk mediating in the middle. Spock's subtle putdowns of McCoy are classic. They always got a smirk out of Kirk.

      This was probably the single strongest over riding theme of TOS, emotion versus intellect. Nimoy was amazing as Spock. None of the actors playing Vulcans since can carry his plastic pointy ears as an actor. You could always see the emotion Spock kept tightly under control was there under the surface, but never escaped (contrived plot twists not withstanding).

      My favorite episode is when we finally meet Spock's mom and dad. Spock and Sarek put on a great show of logic and rationality, but Spock's mom sees through it effortlessly and scolds them for their stereotypically emotional father/son rivalry.

      At the end of the episode, with both Spock and Sarek in sick bay as the result of some heroic something or other, Mom comes in to fuss over both of them. Spock looks at Sarek and says "Quite illogical, isn't she?" Sarek agrees. Mom just smiles.

      Peace be with you,
      -jimbo

    17. Re:Is it me? by mink · · Score: 1

      So far I'm liking S4 as they have decided to use multi episode story arcs. It may not be BAB5's 5 year fully realized blah blah blah (no offense to hardcore Bab5 fans, but I heard that line way too much from you) but I think the comprimise lets them tell some good stories and still go to left field now and then.

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  21. Re: Why weren't Shatner or Stewart interviewed? by Gudlyf · · Score: 1

    I would've thought someone like Wil Wheaton would be totally open to a full interview for this sort of thing without needing to be paid or having to bother an agent/manager. I wonder if he was asked and if so, why did he refuse?

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  22. In my mind I order the helm to do things by nemsan · · Score: 2, Funny

    At school when the halls are filled with foolish idiots I am ordering the helm to navigate thru them. Also tactical and engineering are there too. a typical walk is like "helm set a course for ..... full impulse, hard starboard, tactical raise sheilds and give me weapons"

    1. Re:In my mind I order the helm to do things by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, that's strange. Here I was reading Slashdot all alone in my office and as I scroll down through the comments my nerd-o-meter just pinged right off the scale.

      Oh!

    2. Re:In my mind I order the helm to do things by tntguy · · Score: 1

      Sex is just like that!

  23. Star Trek based music by genessy · · Score: 1

    For some more entertaining and obscenity containing Star Trek music, see Voltaire, the musician not the philosopher or author. I consider this guy a creative genius, which may say a bit more about me that I really intend. :)

  24. Frank Gorshin by ajs · · Score: 1

    Frank Gorshin was the black-and-white faced alien (or was taht the white-and-black... hmmm) in "Let This Be Your Battlefield", and an old-series episode, but was better known as The Riddler from the old Batman series.

    I saw him on stage once in a play whose name I don't recall. He obviously was not feeling well, and I was left underwhelmed, but I still think he's great.

  25. Gorn by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's great to see the Gorn get some mention, even if it's just a silly song. I always thought that epsiode (Arena) was fascinating. When I was a kid, I loved this episode because it features Kirk fighting against a dinosaur-looking alien. As an adult, I can appreciate it even more. Unlike so many Star Trek epsiodes where Kirk is lecturing some other species about justice or equality, here Kirk is taught an important lesson about his own prejudice.

    The episode begins with the Enterprise finding a Federation colony under savage attack by an unknown species. Countless men, women, and children -- all civilians -- have been slaughtered. Kirk is enraged and chases the attacking vessel across space. Spock tries to talk some sense into Kirk but he will have none of it. He pushes his vessel past safe limits in an attempt to catch the aliens. When when the two ships travel into space claimed by the Metrons -- an advanced, pacifistic species -- the situation changes considerably.

    Realizing that both the Enterprise and the aliens are running on pure adreneline and not thinking things out, the Metrons decide to let the two sides satisfy their thirst for violence through a one-on-one battle between the captain of each starship. Kirk and the captain of the alien ship are transported to the surface of a barren world where they are to engage in hand-to-hand combat to the death. To Kirk's horror, he finds that his opponent is from a species of incredibly strong reptiles named the Gorn. Kirk quickly discovers that he is physically outmatched.

    What makes this episode so fascinating is how Kirk changes during the course of the conflict. At the start, he is openly hateful of the Gorn, even going so far to as to admit that he has a natural revulsion towards reptiles. He considers them lower lifeforms. However, he is aware of his prejudice against them and forces himself to remember that his opponent is every much his equal intellectually. Late in the battle, he communicates with the Gorn captain through the universal translator device and discovers that the Gorn attacked the Federation colony because they believed it was an invasion. For the first time, Kirk is able to see the situation from the other side. The Gorn were acting in (perceived) self-defense.

    By the time that the battle has finally reached the final confrontation between the two, Kirk has come to the conclusion that he is not qualified to judge the action of this species nor dispense justice. His surprising resolution of the conflict impresses the Metrons, who have been overseeing the battle.

    The ambition of this episode -- airing in the 60s and with a limited budget -- is staggering in retrospect. Shooting a battle between Kirk and a reptile running around in the desert is impressive enough. But the fact that Kirk, the quintessential hero, is able to admit that he may have been wrong is something that is rare even in today's popular TV shows and movies. This episode was well before its time. Everyone remembers that episode where Spock has to wed that cold-hearted, logical Vulcan babe -- why doesn't Arena get mentioned more often as a fan favorite?

    GMD

    1. Re:Gorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was an excellent episode. It was based on a story by Fredric Brown, long-time SF author.

      Many of the best TOS episode scripts were written by guest authors who were well-known for prior SF novels or short stories. This rarely happened on TNG, which is one of the reasons their "great" episodes were few and far between.

    2. Re:Gorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Everyone remembers that episode where Spock has to wed that cold-hearted, logical Vulcan babe..."

      Perhaps that's because porn mags never include lines like "my turn-ons include overweight unwashed men, debating the merits of each starship captain and recompiling the Linux kernel".

      Hey, nerds need fantasies, too...

    3. Re:Gorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez, when I read the Gorn song, I thought of the following:


      Alexander Dane: You're just going to have to kill it.

      Jason Nesmith: Kill it? Well, I'm open to any suggestions.

      Tommy Webber: Go for the eyes, like in episode 22!

      Jason Nesmith: He doesn't have any eyes, Tommy!

      Tommy Webber: Go for the mouth, then, the throat, his vulnerable spots!

      Jason Nesmith: It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!

      Guy Fleegman: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?


      Apologies for being redundant.

    4. Re:Gorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The best part of the Gorn episode to me now was watching Bill and Ted watch it in Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey, and then watching Evil Bill and Ted kidnap them and take them to the location of that episode to kill them moments later. That made me piss my pants!

      Don't get me wrong. I love TOS. I just liked seeing it lampooned so lovingly.

  26. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Man, I've never done this before (the MOD PARENT UP thing). Makes me feel... unclean...

    But yeah, parent is hilarious, I think because it's what we're all thinking, and is concise.

  27. Trekked Out Home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posting anonymous for as to not Karma whore, but....

    http://www.g4techtv.com/freshgear/features/43787/O ne_TrekkedOut_Home.html

  28. sexyness and startrek by TummyX · · Score: 3, Funny

    He told us that building his Star Trek environment was therapy for him, after going through a break-up with his wife.

    Hmm...are you sure you've got that the right way round?

    1. Re:sexyness and startrek by nemsan · · Score: 1

      Seven of Nine,
      She works astrometrics for me

    2. Re:sexyness and startrek by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      [He told us that building his Star Trek environment {Trek house} was therapy for him, after going through a break-up with his wife.] Hmm...are you sure you've got that the right way round?

      Indeed. A chicken-or-egg issue if I've ever heard one.

  29. Re: Why weren't Shatner or Stewart interviewed? by RangerRick98 · · Score: 1

    It's been a while since I watched the first one, but I could've sworn that there was a minute or two of Wil saying something in response to an interview question cut into it somewhere. I can't remember the topic at that point, though. Maybe I'll pop it in and check when I get home.

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    "You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older."
  30. Terrible logic... by thefirelane · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Every new idea that is introduced is liberal at first.

    Read another way: Every good idea was once new... therefore every new idea is good...

    That just doesn't follow, even if you agree with his point.

    1. Re:Terrible logic... by bgeiger · · Score: 1

      Read another way: Every good idea was once new, therefore some new ideas are good. That does follow, and is precisely the point: you can't dismiss an idea just because it doesn't follow the old "wisdom".

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    2. Re:Terrible logic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about this:

      If "liberals" (whatever that means) give us *all* the new ideas, what about those ideas which were new but were terrible ideas? I'll let you pick your own examples, but there are plenty of disturbing new uses of adware, censorship, computer viruses, bad laws, etc. to choose from...

  31. Re: Why weren't Shatner or Stewart interviewed? by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 5, Informative

    We interviewd Wil in the first Trekkies and he was great. Very gracious and intelligent. We ran into him at a Pasadena Creation convention. A good egg.

  32. Trek and Sports Fans by ChuckDivine · · Score: 1

    It's probably true that Trek fans are more intelligent than sports fans.

    Lest the nerds on /. get too arrogant, though, I think I should point out that this is likely because sports fans comprise a much larger demographic. Interest in Trek (and SF, for that matter) is characteristic of people of above normal intelligence only. There are plenty of intelligent sports fans. It's just that there are plenty of sports fans of normal intelligence as well. That's not nearly as likely with regard to Trek.

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    1. Re:Trek and Sports Fans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Lest the nerds on /. get too arrogant, though, I think I should point out that this is likely because sports fans comprise a much larger demographic."

      Nobody claimed that there are no intelligent sports fans (well, Nygard didn't, anyway). Your comment on demographics is correct, thank you Professor Obvious, but so what? The fact remains that the average intelligence of Star Trek fans is higher than for sports fans, meaning that you are more likely to meet a highly intelligent (if weirdly obsessed) person at a Trek convention than you are in a sports bar.

      Do some Trekkers/Trekkies* feel that makes them "better" than others? Sure. Does being in a motorcycle gang make some fat, hairy unemployed losers feel like big men? Certainly (though I doubt you'd be prepared to go up to a Hell's Angel and call him arrogant to his face). There are always some people who use membership of a clique as an excuse to feel superior to those excluded. The difference with Trekkers, I think, is that they** tend to be more tolerant of varied ideas, weird (not just drunken) behaviour, and, most importantly of all, are prepared to accept anyone as long as they like Star Trek. Frankly, a bit of pride over one statistic is forgivable given the less than arrogant nature of the average Star Trek fan.

      *It doesn't really matter, either way non-fans know what you mean, so don't get your space-panties in a bunch.

      **I don't consider myself a Trekker, though I appreciate Star Trek as a well produced piece of escapism; but as Shatner said: its just a TV show.

    2. Re:Trek and Sports Fans by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I've known people who insistend and argued at length that Warp 10 was light speed.

      Trust me, there are some Trek fans who make sports fans look like Hawking. Literally.

      --
      It's been a long time.
  33. Soundtrack on iTMS by singularity · · Score: 1

    I also wanted to point out that the Trekkies 2 soundtrack is available on the Apple Music Store (Easy link).

    Unfortunately Gorn is not on it, it would seem.

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  34. Gorn Song by hengist · · Score: 1

    Great, now I'm going to have those lyrics stuck in my head for the next week.

    At least it's better than the Llama Song.

    1. Re:Gorn Song by odhran25 · · Score: 1

      Fix it: sing it like Radiohead. Or sing it like Dylan. Llama Song?

    2. Re:Gorn Song by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Or sing it like Dylan

      Thanks asshole, at first I couldn't get it out of my head, now I can't get it out of my head AND I have this lingering feeling that there's a greater message about the state of humanity hidden inside it that I'm almost, but not quite liberal enough to figure out on my own.

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      It's been a long time.
    3. Re:Gorn Song by odhran25 · · Score: 1

      You are welcome. And I'm a lady, so that's Ms. Asshole to you, sir. But feel free to just call me assholette. The meaning may be there...if fact...if you just open your heart....

    4. Re:Gorn Song by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      You are welcome. And I'm a lady, so that's Ms. Asshole to you, sir. But feel free to just call me assholette

      That's ok, I'm an equal opportunity whiner, and luckily, asshole is a non gender specific insult.

      The meaning may be there...if fact...if you just open your heart....
      GAH! Now I think there might be deeper meaning in YOUR message!

      I hope the message is "don't call women assholes", because otherwise I'm totally missing it -- AGAIN!

      --
      It's been a long time.
    5. Re:Gorn Song by odhran25 · · Score: 1

      The deeper meaning in the Gorn song as sung by Dylan. I was poking at you for not being able to find the meaning...in the SONG. My post means nothing. Unless you sing it like Dylan. "YOU ARE...wellllcome AND IMA ladeeeeee." See, there's meaning to us in all things. If we open our hearts...-----moi poking again...

  35. Trek discussion to political flame war in 30 sec. by Jakhel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Something to keep in mind, post presidential election, is that in the long run conservatives always lose. If this statement were not true, we would still be living in caves. We wouldn't have cell phones, vaccines, and rockets. Conservatives will never go to the stars. They are too busy trying to hold society back.

    Every new idea that is introduced is liberal at first. The idea that the Earth is round and revolves around the Sun was denounced by conservative leaders at the time. Fact-based evolution is currently being denounced and taken out of some school curriculums, to be replaced, or taught side-by-side, with faith-based creationism. Faith has it's place for some people in society, but it didn't get us to the moon and beyond.

    ::cues the right wing fanatics::

    FLAME ON!!

  36. Conservatism in Star Trek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A conservative is someone who DOESN'T WANT CHANGE.

    Sulu: She's supposed to have Transwarp drive. Scotty: Aye. And if my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon.
    [Star Trek III]

    Captain Kirk: "Well, Bones. Do the new medical facilities meet with your

    approval?"

    Dr. McCoy: "They do not. It's like working in a damn computer center."
    [Star Trek: The Motion Picture]

    Federation President: Let us redefine progress to mean that just because we can do a thing, it does not necessarily mean we must do that thing.
    [Star Trek VI]
  37. Conservatives will never go to the stars. by scotay · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Conservatives will never go to the stars. They are too busy trying to hold society back.

    Some conservatives, the classically liberal ones, not the neo ones, are trying to hold the government back so society can go forward.

    Faith has it's place for some people in society, but it didn't get us to the moon and beyond.

    Tell that to many of the Apollo astronauts. Some would say their faith got them to the moon and who is this atheist to argue.

    And the church has a lot to do with the birth of the scientific method.

    1. Re:Conservatives will never go to the stars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And the church has a lot to do with the birth of the scientific method.

      The leaders of the Enlightenment would be pretty surprised to hear it. If you want to step back 500 years, go to a Catholic funeral like I did last week. Ai ai ai.

    2. Re:Conservatives will never go to the stars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (cough) I mean...

      So...tell me again when the Church finally accepted the heliocentric view? Or when it finally apologized for persecuting so many scientists who turned out were right?

      In no way, shape or form has the church ever furthered the learning of humanity. Prevented a regression, at best. But furthered? Never.

    3. Re:Conservatives will never go to the stars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In no way, shape or form has the church ever furthered the learning of humanity.

      I think this monk would beg to differ.

    4. Re:Conservatives will never go to the stars. by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Yes. Some don't seem to realize that the period known as the "dark ages" wasn't some bastion of paganism or atheism, it was the golden age of christianity.

      There isn't a problem with individuals believing in the religion, but believing it's a progressive force is just plain silly.

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    5. Re:Conservatives will never go to the stars. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello Scott what have you been up to lately? How is your Philly castle? They finally laid me off taking a break myself right now. It is pretty wierd not moving in and out of an office like cattle day to day. Michele

    6. Re:Conservatives will never go to the stars. by vanguard · · Score: 1

      scott, We worked together at QAD in support and under Jon Hartman. If you get this send me an email at woodworth_removethis_@acm.org . It would be cool to hear from you.

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  38. Brand and the Persuaders by sielwolf · · Score: 2, Informative

    Several fans discuss that issue in Trekkies 2. It would be humorous to dissect sports fanatics vs. Star Trek fans--but almost too easy. I'll wager that the average IQ of the guy wearing cheese on his head and screaming obscenities at a referee and the average Star Trek fan leave no comparison. It would be like shooting fish in a barrel.

    Frontline covered this in an episode called The Persuaders. It is about how brands are able to engender such loyalty and how marketeers work to get enough people to self-associate with an inert product.

    What was interesting was how some of the original studies of fans (of wrestling and others. I guess you can include sports and Trek in there) were compared to the study of cults and how the social patterns were eerily identical. As if there's some sort of primal need to merge with an icon.

    It suddenly made sense why people said "Trek/sports is a religion".

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    What is music when you despise all sound?
    1. Re:Brand and the Persuaders by sielwolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And I guess you can also say by the way his friends namechecked /. to him and he then reflected that back on us, slashdot is itself a brand and an identity.

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      What is music when you despise all sound?
  39. Chinese startrek by Zilfondel2 · · Score: 1

    Man, get with the times! How do you think all those technology companies got to China? They beamed over there, of course! Geez...and silly Americans think the Chinese are less advanced. =P

  40. Re: Why weren't Shatner or Stewart interviewed? by DG · · Score: 1

    Hey, very good of you to sign up Roger. Extra cool points for you.

    BTW, you've got mail.

    DG

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  41. Over estimating it a little... by 0racle · · Score: 1

    average IQ of the guy wearing cheese on his head and screaming obscenities at a referee and the average Star Trek fan leave no comparison

    I would highly doubt that. Watching Sci-Fi doesn't instantly make you any more intellegent then anyone else, the fanatical fans are probably just as stupid as the cheesehead, and guess what, the fans in general have the same intellegence level as anyone else. He's just saying what he thinks Slashdot wants to hear.

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  42. Thanks Roger! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for letting us put you "on camera" and answering our questions!

    I have seen an extremely high percentage of your films (even back to the "Indestructible Man" series and "Beyond the Phone") and am familiar with your writing. I appreciate the way with your documentaries you have been able to throw your subjects' uniquenesses into sharp relief, presenting a spectacle without ever crossing the boundary into ridicule or condescension. I could never do what you do; I just don't have that kind of sensitivity. That you're an "accidental" documentarian is simply amazing.

    Now check your server traffic and bear witness to the slashdot effect!

    -MN '82 Thespian

    1. Re:Thanks Roger! by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 1

      You must be an Orono High School grad. Or a Univ. of Minn. alumnus? The Indestructible Man (8mm made when I was 15) is on my DVD release of SUCKERS. But not many people have seen Beyond The Phone. I'll put that one out one of these days. Thanks for the kind words.

    2. Re:Thanks Roger! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on! I'm the former. I'm the guy that owns two Cray's. :-)

      Regards,
      -MN '82 Thespian

    3. Re:Thanks Roger! by odhran25 · · Score: 1

      A little piece of Orono, right here! -- Thespian '80.

  43. It's Just You by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Oh come on! At least for the first couple of seasons (Which was about all I could stand it for) TNG would go on for about 36 minutes then all problems would be solved in the last 10 minutes by doing something with one of 1) the warp coils, 2) the shield generators, 3) the transporter or 4) the holodeck. And every fourth episode a godlike alien would either cause or solve all your problems for you.

    At least Kirk could bluff a Klingon by threatening to blow his ship up and contaminate the entire sector with radioactive crap every once in a while!

    Of course, good and evil is pretty cut and dried in a lot of sci-fi universes and Trek's no exception. I much prefer the early seasons of Farscape (Before the whole thing turned into a soap-opera in space) where the good guys were sometimes bad, the bad guys were sometimes good and everyone had their own ambitions which made them behave unpredictably from time to time.

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

    1. Re:It's Just You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on! At least for the first couple of seasons (Which was about all I could stand it for) TNG would go on for about 36 minutes then all problems would be solved in the last 10 minutes by doing something [...] every fourth episode a godlike alien would either cause or solve all your problems for you.

      Couldn't agree more; I bought the ST:TNG complete series 4 DVD set in a sale (albeit with the intention of reselling at some stage), and having watched the whole 26 episodes over a period of 3 1/2 weeks, the "solution-out-of-a-hat-in-the-last-few-minutes" formula started to really grate.

      Not saying I didn't enjoy it, but it put what I had always considered a major ST:TNG flaw into even sharper relief. Nice and tidy, so they can start afresh the next week...

  44. Woo Hoo by Jeffery · · Score: 1

    I feel almost famous now that i've had a question answered by the guy that made trekkies! :) i'll never wash this keyboard........

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    1. Re:Woo Hoo by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 2, Funny

      To prove your true allegiance, you must not bath for one month. Then you will receive you next instructions.

  45. You know your film better than your audience. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If they are intolerant of lifestyles such as those presented, they see the film as an indictment. If they are open-minded about how other people choose to live their lives, they see the film's presentation as sympathetic.

    Aww. Lay off a little, maybe? They're being overly harsh to you, but there are myriad more acceptable reasons for them to do so. They're overprotective. Lord only knows why.

    This reminds me of the Irreversible director saying that everyone who was offended by his movie was only offended because they identified with the rapist. You can presume to know how to make a film, but not necessarily to know your audience. At least not so well.

    And Iduno. I haven't seen the movies. Maybe he's right.

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    There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    1. Re:You know your film better than your audience. by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 1

      It's amazing to me how some people see the films so completely differently. Your guess is as good as mine. But that's my guess (above). If you check any of my films out, let me know what you decide.

    2. Re:You know your film better than your audience. by Elwood+P+Dowd · · Score: 1

      It's amazing to me how some people see the films so completely differently.

      It's certainly evidence that you got their attention, and without making an obvious, one-sided statement. As I'm sure you realize :)

      --

      There are no trails. There are no trees out here.
    3. Re:You know your film better than your audience. by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 1

      I believe you are right. If you take a blatant position on an issue (e.g., "Trekkies are normal" or "Trekkies are weird") it becomes propaganda.

    4. Re:You know your film better than your audience. by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Didn't the packaging for the first movie have something written on it to that effect? Something like "a hilarious movie showing just crazy some fans are!"?

      It's been a while since I've seen it in movie stores, mind you... Probably because it's been a while since I've been to a movie store.

      --
      It's been a long time.
    5. Re:You know your film better than your audience. by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 1
      It said something like, "The funniest laugh-getter since Something About Mary." (I don't have a copy in my pocket at the moment.)

      But because something is funny doesn't automatically mean they are weird or crazy. Laugher is healthy...

  46. I disagree by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 4, Interesting
    "I would highly doubt that. Watching Sci-Fi doesn't instantly make you any more intellegent then anyone else,"

    I would say it's the opposite, actually: Being intelligent makes you more likely to find science fiction interesting.

    "the fanatical fans are probably just as stupid as the cheesehead,"

    Just as fanatical, perhaps, but probably not as stupid.

    "and guess what, the fans in general have the same intellegence level as anyone else."

    Unlikely. Geeks tend to be smarter than average. It's part of what marginalizes them in the first place.

    1. Re:I disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I would say it's the opposite, actually: Being intelligent makes you more likely to find science fiction interesting.

      Ha ha ha. That's funny. "People who like what I like are more intelligent". Sci-fi isn't any different from any other kind of genre writing whether it's romance, westerns, war, historical fiction, fantasy etc. that all have their formulae, settings, lingo and reader/viewer expectations.

      A niche fan is a niche fan, end of story.

    2. Re:I disagree by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1
      "People who like what I like are more intelligent".

      No. This is not that generalized. This is specific to science fiction. And it's true.

    3. Re:I disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing that simple word asscociation might be a little beyond you, but a lot of Geeks are interested in Science Fiction because of the Science.

      Yes, the same actually does apply to "Historical Fiction Geeks" as well, and guess what; those geeks know a lot about history because they're History Geeks.

      Show me a Romance geek though and you win.

    4. Re:I disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing that simple word asscociation might be a little beyond you, but a lot of Geeks are interested in Science Fiction because of the Science.

      Since the "science" in Star Trek is mostly made-up mumbo-jumbo, that neatly excludes the show from "Science Fiction".

      I agree with Arthur C. Clarke on this one... Star Trek really *is* more of a fantasy show than remotely plausible science fiction. In fact, the more I think about it, the more laughable it becomes that *any* self-respecting geek could refer to it as science fiction.

      No, I'm *not* saying ST is shit.

      I'm saying it's not sci-fi. I mean, sure, aliens *may* be humanoid, if humanoid happens to be a particularly good form for intelligent life, but the chances of "real" aliens being able to relate to us in the human manner shown on ST are vanishingly small.

      Point is that ST is a veiled show about humans (as you all know); I'm only questioning why it gets to be called Science Fiction.

    5. Re:I disagree by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say their intelligence marginalizes them, because there are a lot of incredibly intelligent non-nerds out there who are admired for their strengths. The problem with a lot of nerds is generally under the things that interest them, rather than sheer intelligence. From my experience, even having some pretty damn geeky stuff to lay claim to (I'm working on a freeware RPG, and I've already finished one.) isn't enough to hurt a person who understands people to the most basic degree and works within the confines of the system.

      In other words? Intelligent or stupid, social martyrdom is usually caused by social factors. Blaming it on intellect is often just a security blanket.

      --
      It's been a long time.
    6. Re:I disagree by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Are you telling me that not only would the women Kirk seduces not have Vaginas, but they might not even have LIPS?!

      that would certainly put a damper on "it's called...a kiss," wouldn't it?

      --
      It's been a long time.
    7. Re:I disagree by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1
      You make a very valid point. The marginalization is more a result of lack of social skills (either not knowing them, or thinking they are too stupid to worry about and ignoring socialization). But it is also true that intelligence, by itself, can marginalize. In grade school I remember being shocked when someone called me "Mr. Encyclopedia". I had good social skills, was extremely popular, and yet because I had above average intellgence I stood out, and in this one kid's mind I stood out in a bad way. It was a way of cutting me down to size, something that never occurred to me having always viewed intelligence as an unalloyed good thing.

      I still do. What that kid said threw me, but I reconciled it and learned that some people will be like that. And I repeat, I had good social skills. I hung around with the geeks in high school, and was into computers, but was never truly one of them. Mostly because I was mainstreamed socially. I could hang out with anyone, but found the geeks the most fun to be with because they were smart like me. So my point is that what you say is true, but it is also true that even if you are socially adept, you can still find yourself set apart simply because you are smart.

    8. Re:I disagree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fair to call Star Trek Science Fiction because it mixes science with fiction. For example this NASA page explains that impulse engines are within the bounds of real, possible future engineering.
      http://ssdoo.gsfc.nasa.gov/education /just_for_fun/ startrek.html

      Warp drive has been explored by real scientists:
      http://www.astro.cf.ac.uk/groups/rela tivity/papers /abstracts/miguel94a.html
      http://www.lerc.nasa.go v/WWW/PAO/html/warp/ideache v.htm#alcub

      Even if there weren't so much real or hypothetical science in the show, it would still provoke people to think about things like travelling very quickly. It's not bad to ask questions just because you don't have the answers. In fact that's a scientist's job.

      Erik Sandblom

  47. Ten MORE sales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I hate Star Trek but I'm a filthy atheist liberal so I'd better buy ten!

  48. Alternative Factor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to Nygard, best... episode... ever

  49. TOS "Arena" was pretty good... by DuckDuckBOOM! · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...but not half as good as the story that episode is based upon. Granted, the FX needed to do Brown's story justice were probably way beyond the 196x state of the art.

    --
    Life is like surrealism: if you have to have it explained to you, you can't afford it.
  50. It DOES work (but) by JavaRob · · Score: 4, Funny

    They are fully functional transporter pads. The only problem is that he has the only ones, and his remote targetting system isn't done yet, so when you hop on and he fires it up, the computer can only lock onto... the same pads.

    And there you are. Instantly!!

    1. Re:It DOES work (but) by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      They are fully functional transporter pads.

      Yes, but are they programmed in multiple techniques?

      --
      http://alternatives.rzero.com/
    2. Re:It DOES work (but) by RangerRick98 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but it's been eight years, seven months, sixteen days, four minutes, twenty two seconds since it got to use any of them.

      No, make that 32 sec--33, er wait, 34...screw it.

      --
      "You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older."
  51. Six Days In Roswell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wasn't this director's "Six Days in Roswell" documentary aired on (the former) TechTV's series known as "Nerd Nation"? I was curious if anything had been cut out of that version broadcast on the channel vs. the original presentation. What I saw of it was great.

    The Lynxpro

    1. Re:Six Days In Roswell by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yes, that was a shortened 44 minute version of the full length 84 minute version, which is what you get on the DVD or VHS release. Plus extra bonus stuff.

    2. Re:Six Days In Roswell by 808140 · · Score: 1

      I would just like to say... High Strung. Best. Movie. Ever.

      Didn't know you'd directed it, haven't seen your docs, but I'm definitely going to go see them now. Holy cow.

      8 o'clock!

  52. On your part, maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Read another way: Every good idea was once new... therefore every new idea is good..."

    You are engaging in a logical fallacy, much like "Dogs have four legs, my cat has four legs, therefore my cat is a dog" (lesson: just because a line of logic works in one direction, it doesn't automatically work in reverse).

    To read it correctly: Every idea was new once, new ideas take some time to be accepted and replace the existing wisdom and so are likely to be adopted by the more liberal minded first, therefore new ideas are liberal (and those retaining the old ideas are, by implication, conservative).

    The relative merits of new ideas versus old doesn't come into it, Nygard was pointing out that if nobody was PREPARED to try new ideas (like, I don't know, sailing west to the Indes, for example), nothing would ever have been achieved.

  53. Do yourself a favor... by PCM2 · · Score: 1
    But TOS seem to be for those who lived in an era with low expecations on story and effects. IMHO, TNG (WTF? BBQ!) was the first series that had acceptable story lines and effects to accomodate such a series concept.
    Do yourself a favor and don't ever, ever watch Doctor Who. (Another great show, BTW)
    --
    Breakfast served all day!
    1. Re:Do yourself a favor... by nordicfrost · · Score: 1

      I love Doctor Who! I watched it all the time when I was little. Exterminate! Exterminate! Great stuff.

      Doctor Who had awsome story lines. I also loved the first War of the World movie, from the fifties or early sixties. I LOVED the HHGTTG, and the Welles 'invasion' radio play.

      But here's the difference: TOS relies on a lot of effects, amd they are bad. Even for its age. Yes they have a couple of ropics, but rely a lot on the cheesy effects that were better in fifties horror flicks.

  54. Democrats == Liberals? by imurchie · · Score: 1

    i think you're confusing party affiliation with conservative/liberal leanings. being a republican doesn't make you a conservative on all topics.

    people who are generally conservative don't go out on a limb. and as they say, nothing ventured nothing gained.

  55. Nicely put by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After being insulted at first by Roger's answer, I realized it wasn't logical either. I am not convinced that new ideas are only thought up by "liberals". I think the differentiation shouldn't be thinking of new ideas, but the motivational/moral/ethical/political framework that examines new ideas and what to do with them.

  56. Knobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We will have to import some of those knobs.

    Please don't! We have enough knobs, tools, pricks, and jerks over here as it is!!

  57. PC trekkies by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

    PC forces us all to use convoluted speech for any number ethic/financial/demographic/physical conditions. It's stupid enough as it is. I absolutely refuse to give PC lovin' to people who take a TV show too seriously. Trekkies who insist on "Trekkers" need to "get a life."

    Is that a howl of protest I hear? ..... Trekkies, TREKKIES, Trekeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzzzzzzzeeeeee!

  58. How to become an Alpha Nerd by Dynastar454 · · Score: 1

    1)Make cool documentary.
    2)Be interviewed by Slashdot.
    3)Respond to comments made about your interview.
    4)Karma++
    5)????
    6)Profit!!!

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    Laugh at stupidity: mod idiots +1 Funny.
    1. Re:How to become an Alpha Nerd by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing* he uses a powerbook (alpha nerd +) but that he has never installed linux on it (alpha nerd -). =)

      *He mentions using FCP to edit Trekkies II.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  59. Figures! by DwarfGoanna · · Score: 1

    My first submitted question, and it's a throwaway cliche I didn't even expect to get modded up. Why did it get submitted at 2?

    --

    "You know why you do not see me styling wit my homies? Because I have no homies!!" -Mojo Jojo

  60. Hey Roger by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

    If you're the guy who made the documentary with the selection on the Star Trek dentist -- I liked it very much. :)

    I'm no insane Trekker, but I'm forced to admit I was once the First Office of the local Trek club, and I went as Data last year for Halloween (and I'm 31 years old).

    My Data costume was awesome, too. Cheap, effective, and EVERYBODY knew who I was. I guess that says something about TNG!

    --

    Do daemons dream of electric sleep()?
    1. Re:Hey Roger by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 1

      Data costumes are great, especially if you've got the contact lenses. But I've seen some Seven of Nine costumes that blew my mind.

    2. Re:Hey Roger by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 2, Funny

      What, no links? Saving that for the Trekkies Gone Wild video, I bet.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  61. Trek still has a lot of room by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But what's happening is that many, if not most, are satiated. After 6 series (I count the cartoon) and 10 movies and countless books and merchandise the fans need a little time off. I love a Thanksgiving turkey dinner as much as the next guy. But right after I've finished gorging myself, the last thing I want right then is another bite. I need some time off to digest--and then tomorrow I'll be just as hungry again for more. The fans need time to digest. That's all.

    But there is still a lot of things left under-explored in the Trek universe.

    For example, I would like to see a series based on a Klingon ship and crew that recently joined the Federation. Two earthlings are assigned to the crew, and have to deal face-on with Klingon culture. It would be like boyscout nerds joining the football team. A Klingon focus would bring in the wrestling crowd, football fans, etc., creating a whole new set of fans.

    1. Re:Trek still has a lot of room by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 1

      You're not the only one. That was also mentioned by a Klingon interviewee in Trekkies 2...

    2. Re:Trek still has a lot of room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But there is still a lot of things left under-explored in the Trek universe.

      That's missing the point. It's still Star Trek. You're effectively saying that there are many interesting ways of presenting turkey, which is true. But after his Thanksgiving dinner, the guy does *not* want more turkey, for a while at least.

    3. Re:Trek still has a lot of room by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Only if we can get "The Rock" to play K'tar'toran!

      "K'tar'toran thinks you need a taste of...THE KLINGONS ELBOW!" (oh my god! Pink slip on a pole! Oh my god!)

      --
      It's been a long time.
    4. Re:Trek still has a lot of room by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      That's missing the point. It's still Star Trek. You're effectively saying that there are many interesting ways of presenting turkey, which is true. But after his Thanksgiving dinner, the guy does *not* want more turkey, for a while at least.

      But Trek has all kinds of different cultures to play around with. People are tired of bold human captains doing bold things. Is a series about 2 regular Joe humans serving on a Klingon vessle really the "same enough" that people would rather only have Star Gate and other sci fi shows instead of Klingons? I think the Klingon formula is fresh enough because it greatly differs from the Bridge of Earthlings model of the past shows. It may even appeal to the red states :-)

  62. On Reversing the Polarity... by Flying-Cow-Man · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A bunch of us were at a friend's house, and the remote control for the TV wasn't working. I opened it up and noticed that the batteries had been put in backwards. I took great pleasure in saying, out loud;

    "I just have to REVERSE THE POLARITY!"

    At which point two of us were overcome with hysterical convulsions of laughter for at least a half hour. Everyone else just kind of stared at us, wondering what the hell was so funny.

    I guess they weren't Trek fans..

    --
    Don't knock HTML email. It makes my life easier, since I /don't/ _have_ to "find" STUPID *workarounds
    1. Re:On Reversing the Polarity... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Jokes like that are hard to do perfectly. Impossible over the internet.

      Observe.

      Me:The reason I stopped watching star trek is that every episode was the same. It was like "Oh my god! The borg are attacking! And my hair is falling out! And the toilet is backed up!", and some random guy would go "hmm...I've got it! We just remodulate the tachyon emitters!" "Of course!"

      Others:*Hysterical Laughter*

      Not so great in text form, eh?

      --
      It's been a long time.
    2. Re:On Reversing the Polarity... by Flying-Cow-Man · · Score: 1

      Most gags that have critical timing are difficult to relate in text. The best thing to do is usually to simply abandon the original pretext and recreate a new joke. That aside, I told the story because it was actually true, not because I was trying to be funny.

      --
      Don't knock HTML email. It makes my life easier, since I /don't/ _have_ to "find" STUPID *workarounds
    3. Re:On Reversing the Polarity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or High...

  63. Much as I hate to say it by cuberat · · Score: 1
    Thanks for taking the time to chat with us, Roger. I'm not thrilled with the whole post-election spin that has to be put on everything on /. lately.

    But I have to respectfully disagree with your comments about conservatives giving money to corporate tax breaks rather than NASA. Funny you chose that as your example, because a common argument against space exploration has been "We have problems here on earth that need to be fixed first."

    Government as a tool for solving social problems is solid liberal ground, especially when it comes to spending tax dollars.

    --

    I'll tell you what the 'effect' is! It's pissing me off!

  64. anti-grabs? by 68th+Overlord · · Score: 1

    Props on a reasonably interesting and entertaining Q&A. However, having seen many of the endless reruns of ST: TOS for about 30 years now, I must point it out if no one else will:

    Anti-grabs? WTF?! Surely a true sci-fi fan knows that anti-graV is shorthand for anti-gravity, which perhaps would be a reasonable technical basis for dragging Nomad around good old NCC-1701. The V and B keys are adjacent, so maybe that was just a typo.

    I just hope I'm not wrong. If it turns out that they did use anti-grabs, which would be I suppose a defense against unwanted sexual advances, then I'd have to surrender my fake Starfleet uniform after having made such a basic scientific error.

    Uh oh... perhaps I have said too much. ;-) Since I'm already in too deep, may as well point out that in (one of) the TOS episodes about androids, phrases like "I remember the old ones" must not be uttered without a 'Yes' coming either before or after said statement, no matter how deep one's voice is.

    Oh well, a certain twitch tells me it is time to watch the DS9 episode again where crewmembers inadvertently trigger old security systems, after which hilarity ensues. Must consult TiVo on when it will be shown again.

    Finally, I've been waiting for a good Trek thread to say, as shameful as some might believe these admissions to be: I like Captain Janeway, enjoyed many of the Voyager episodes (though the series had as many rough spots as any ST series) regardless of 7of9's cleavage, and occasionally even enjoy an EP of Enterprise. Speaking of cleavage, was it just my circle of friends who referred to Counselor Troi as Counselor Cleavage in TNG, or was that more universal?

    If it helps redeem my sci-fi cred' at all, I'd much rather be watching a new series from JMS, whether or not it was based on the Babylon 5 universe. Dark and heavy or not, I miss great new JMS material like B5 even more than I miss great ST material, damn it.

  65. Gorn vs. T'Pring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's examine, shall we?
    Gorn: 6'3", ugly, mulifaceted eyes, male
    T'Pring: 5'3", hot babe, exotic eyes, female

    T'Pring is WAY more BONKABLE. THAT's why it's a fan favorite.

    If you get a chubby over the Gorn, you've got some serious issues...

  66. Re:Trek discussion to political flame war in 30 se by Sj0 · · Score: 1

    Actually, since the Lord, God, created this world 6000 years ago exactly as it is today, he also created all the good ideas back then too. Therefore, from our perspective, there are no good liberal ideas, because our lord and saviour gave all the good ideas to us just as our race began, leaving only crappy ideas like communism to be thought of by imperfect humans.

    When we find the fossilized space ship, we'll show ALL you whiny liberals how things are really done! AND WE'LL BOMB IRAQ, BECAUSE IT'S JUST FUN TO DO! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    --
    It's been a long time.
  67. You made my butthole all wet! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

    It really turns me on when you get all totalitarian and threatening! I'm going to think about your words again and again as I beat of to pictures of John Ashcroft and Benito Mussolini.

    Oh, and thanks for adding to the impression that all us conservatives are idiots. An intelligent conservative might understand the sense in which Nygard was using the word conservative, and not get all bent out of shape.

    Conservative is not some brand or trademark that belongs exclusively to the GOP, despite the way certain intellectual thugs are trying to co-opt it (just as they've tried to make Liberal a dirty word).

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    It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
  68. Uhhh... by sbszine · · Score: 1

    Read another way: Every good idea was once new... therefore every new idea is good...

    The two statements are not equivalent, because you have made the converse error. Please read this for details.

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    Vino, gyno, and techno -Bruce Sterling

  69. Nay... by Vthornheart · · Score: 1
    Read another way: Every good idea was once new... therefore every new idea is good...

    I don't think you're looking at it with proper logic... He is implying the use of an "->" operator, which is basically saying:

    Good idea -> was new idea

    This operator works only in one direction. I doubt highly that it was meant to be interpreted the other way around, as that would be illogical. But it seems pretty obvious that he didn't mean it to be the other way around, which is perfectly valid given the rules of logic. The problem isn't with what he said, but the fact that you tried to distort the meaning. When someone is giving a one way relationship, and you assume it is two way in order to invalidate it, you are invalidating the argument on fallacious grounds...

    I believe it's called the Straw Man argument: misrepresenting an opinion in order to disprove it.

    The fact of his assertion is that indeed every good idea was once new (A(X)(good(X) -> was new(X)). He then asserts that every new idea begins as being liberal (A(X)(Was New(X) -> Was Liberal(X)).

    Let's do a little proof, shall we?

    F = Good Idea

    G = New Idea

    H = Liberal Idea Goal: To prove A(X)(F(X) -> H(X))

    1. A(X)(F(X)->G(X)) : Premise

    2. A(X)(G(X)->H(X)) : Premise

    3. F(c) -> G(c) : Universal Instantiation, 1

    4. G(c) -> H(c) : Universal Instatiation, 2

    5. F(c) -> H(c) : Hypothetical Syllogism, 3, 4

    6. A(X)(F(X) -> H(X)) : Universal Instantiation, 5

    Q.E.D.

    What he was saying was logically valid. I don't see what you were complaining about... unless your intent was to purposely distort his position. You can say that his premises are incorrect (for example, that new ideas aren't always liberal, although that is questionable given the definition of Liberal... perhaps you could accuse him of Equivocation, as the definition of Liberal and the Semiotic meaning differ greatly) , but you cannot question the argument's structural validity.

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    -Vendal Thornheart
  70. small addendum... by Vthornheart · · Score: 1

    Brief correction of the above... line 6 of my proof was a Universal Generalization. Proof stays the same, I had just mislabeled the name of the rule.

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    -Vendal Thornheart
  71. Newton's Third Law of Physics (Logic?)... by Vthornheart · · Score: 1
    (By the way, Mr. Nygard: "Faith has it's place for some people in society..." I thought your thesis was that it doesn't have a place?

    Good try, but you are guilty of similar fallacies to Mr. Nygard himself. In his argument, he is equivocating the strict definition of Liberal (that is, that which is unorthodox or against the status quo, which by definition is all truly "new" ideas) with the political definition. Indeed, your points about political Conservatism and Liberalism are both correct and valid: but since his argument was an equivocation to begin with (that is, though Mr. Nygard equivocates to Political liberalism, he is speaking of the "real" Liberal definition), it doesn't really address the direct issue. (not that it was bad argument you had [quite the contrary], but it was unnecessary.)

    While he was guilty of Equivocation, you are guilty of the Straw Man fallacy towards the end of your argument. His argument was obviously not that Faith doesn't have a place in Society: though it was not worded the best way, it is painfully obvious that he feels that Faith should not be an imposed standard in our society: that is, for example, it should not be taught in schools.

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    -Vendal Thornheart
  72. Insomnia Cure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have just printed out the 'little' discussion and I am keeping it next to my bed for next time I am having trouble sleeping.

    1. Re:Insomnia Cure by Roger+Nygard · · Score: 1

      Now that's brevity. Bravo!

    2. Re:Insomnia Cure by ex_ottoyuhr · · Score: 1

      You do realize that I was making an argument, don't you? And that it's an argument not often made on Slashdot, meaning that I needed to be thorough? I suggest that you, or Mr. Nygard, explain to me how I should've written it shorter and still made the same points convincingly.

  73. When I was young by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was young we had no bloody CGI and special effects. The actors did it all with scary expressions, and the audience crapped their pants at the imagination of the horrendous events that took place off-screen. That's how we did sex scenes too, btw.

  74. The dark ages was caused by pagans, not christians by brokeninside · · Score: 1

    First, the Christian east never experienced the dark ages. If anything was the golden age of Christianity, it was the eastern Roman empire centered at Byzantium.

    Second, the reason that western Europe experienced the dark ages was that the western Roman empire fell to repeated attacks by a number of various tribes (Vandals, Goths, etc.) most of which were Pagan.

    If anything, it was Christianity that held society together during the dark ages in western Europe. If it hadn't been for libraries inside monasteries the written word would have virtually disappeared in the west.

    Further, Christians from all eras have always been on the leading edge of progress. Gregor Mendel pioneered genetic theory. Blaise Pascal pioneered many areas of mathematics and discovered the vacuum. Louis Pasteur pioneered organic chemistry. Isaac Newton pioneered physics and calculus. Lord Kelvin pioneered modern thermodynamics.

    Most of these men were not scientists in spite of being Christian, but were scientists because they were Christian. Believing that nature was God's creation, they thought that by investigating nature, they would learn more about God.

    The view that Christianity has been a negative force with regards to scientific progress is an intentional distortion that was created during the Renaissance and Enlightenment and swallowed hook, line and sinker by many in the modern era. This negativity towards Christianity certainly has some basis in reason as the suppression of Galileo by the Catholic Church demonstrates. But to take that one side of the picture and present it as the full story only presents a small fraction of the entire story. For every Galileo that was persecuted by Christianity, there is a Mendel that was actively encouraged by Christianity.

  75. Troi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Speaking of cleavage, was it just my circle of friends who referred to Counselor Troi as Counselor Cleavage in TNG, or was that more universal?"

    It was everyone.

    Also, didja notice in the TNG pilot, how Troi was sitting at the bridge, in a miniskirt, and the camrea was placed at knee level?