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  1. Re:#GGGGGG on The Blackest Material · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.

  2. Oh no he didn't on Museum IDs New Species of Dinosaur · · Score: -1, Troll

    Lo and behold, evolutionary theory actually works," he said.

    He should give it a spiffy name like JesusisLordatops to keep the army of fundies at bay.

  3. Re:Incoming Call on Security Software Costs More to Renew Than Buy New · · Score: 3, Funny

    We saw it, all calls prepare to hang up!

  4. Frawless Victoly! on Is Vista a Trap? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Focus your fire on that unsupported hardware!

  5. Re:Sorry Skinflute.. We are a Democracy. on Avoiding the Word "Evolution" · · Score: 1

    "and where the FUCK are all the zombies? If you're going to believe in angels, you might as well take the zombies/goblins package as well"

                                                                                  - George Carlin

  6. That ain't a bug, thats a feature... on How to Keep America Competitive · · Score: 1

    During that time they can't change jobs, which limits their opportunities to contribute to their employer's success and overall economic growth.

    How does jumping jobs contribute to their "employer's success"? The whole point of an H1-B is, not only to get comparable labor for a deep discount over local labor, but to have leverage to squelch dissent. Don't like the Bataan Death March-style working hours? They yank your H1-B and send you right back to where you came from. With family back home relying on the money being sent back as well as the dangling promise of eventual permanent status/citizenship, the H1-B worker is trapped.

    The actions of Gates and those like him in the industry chop away at the breeding ground for the next generation of CS/IT professionals. Farming out those bottom rung positions to save a buck is coming home to roost.

  7. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative on Meetings Make You Dumber · · Score: 1

    Looks like somebody is creating new paradigms to find out who moved their cheese.

  8. Re:School Censorship on Cyberbullying Laws Raise Free Speech Questions · · Score: 1

    Now they are trying to pass a law making a request for a parent teacher conference the same as a court supeana, if you don't show up, then you get a $500.00 fine, and a criminal record.

    Great, so the single parent struggling to put food on the table can choose between missing work and getting fired, or missing a demand appearance at school and being slapped with a fine and a conviction.

    Some choice.

  9. Re:Yikes. on NASA's New Mission to the Moon · · Score: 2, Informative

    So Orion will grow boobs and beat up its girlfriend?

    and we'll all laugh about its shrunken rocket.

  10. Re:Another day, another stupid false hope. on Possible Cure For Autism · · Score: 1

    Having known a couple of Celiac sufferers very well, I wasn't referring to you people or your diet to cope with your disease. Get this: the people who push these gluten free diets for autism claim that, instead of the body properly metabolising the gluten (or having the immune system attack it in your case), the body accumulates it. Of course the body doesn't eliminate it with all of the other waste! While in the human body's super-secret gluten storage reservoir, the gluten/wheat product ferments into alcohol, leaching it into the blood stream.

    Yes, they claim with a straight face, that an autistics body is really getting drunk on its own supply of alcohol. What a steaming load of shit. Worse, parents lap it up and buy all kinds of books and gluten-free food items from these crooks without a SHRED of evidence that it works.

  11. Re:If they outlaw Incandescent Bulbs on Australia Outlaws Incandescent Light Bulb · · Score: 1

    Worse yet, when an Aussie gets an idea, a florescent light bulb will pop up over their heads. How embarrassing!

  12. It's a bitch girl, and its gone too far. on U.S. Copyright Lobby Out of Touch · · Score: 1

    Maybe the parent does do that and throws around "free market" like its going out of style, but how can you stay mad at a Hall & Oates reference?

    C'mon!

    After all, you can't rely on the old man's money...

  13. Re:Another day, another stupid false hope. on Possible Cure For Autism · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have learned much in the fifteen years of my son's life, and the thing I have learned most is that people who claim to have "the cure for autism" are lying. Not always in an evil fashion, and not necessarily knowingly, but they are saying something that is not true.

    Man, I'm always late for these things...

    My wife is an SLP in a school for autistic children and sees the snake oil marketed to parents as a treatment for autism (of course, marketing themselves in the strictly legal sense, avoiding the magic words that'll land them in hot water). Kelation, vitamins, massage, gluen free diets, raw food diets, etc etc all make the rounds without any real results. Hell, one of her parents are both neurosurgeons who send their daughter for kelation and have a tutor come to their home to pump her head with knowledge to show off that their kid isn't a complete retard.

    Parents want their kids to be normal. Many perceive a clinician's attempt at injecting reality into the situation as an overworked teacher giving up on their kid. They'll pay any amount of money to the next charlatan to come down the pike offering nebulous claims. It's sad, I hope that there is a special level of hell for people who prey on the desperate in this fashion.

  14. Re:Didn't the FCC already say no? on XM And SIRIUS Radio Merging · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I guess the check finally cleared.

  15. Re:Fermi paradox on Fermi Paradox Predicting Humankind's Future? · · Score: 1

    If spacefaring civilizations exist, they should have colonized the galaxy by now.

    Earth is a spacefaring civilization.

    Earth hasn't colonized the galaxy by now.

    Ergo, Earth doesn't exist.


    I just vanished in a puff of logic. I think somebody owes me an apology.

  16. Re:Intersteller Ark Eh? on Interstellar Ark · · Score: 1

    Ha, I've been looking for a comment like yours. I just finished Phoenix Without Ashes the other day and am disappointed that the story ended abruptly.

    Done well with today's CG technology, a revival would be breathtaking.

  17. Re:God Hates Kansas on Kansas Adopts New Science Standards · · Score: 5, Funny

    Look at all the tornados.

    That doesn't prove God hates Kansas. It just proves that he wants to transport their homes to magical lands occupied by midgets.

  18. Re:You have to wonder on Cancer Drug Found; Scientist Annoyed · · Score: 4, Funny

    It was created with the intention of being an artificial tanning agent, at which it succeeded, but a large number of the test subjects, both male and female, reported highly increased sexual arousal during the tests.

    It's a cruel joke when you look like an overgrown carrot and have a raging boner.

  19. Re:2nd stoopid idea on slashdot today on Obama Announces for President, Boosts Broadband · · Score: 1

    I live in montana (read: it's cold and there is very very poor public transportation) and I still walk/ride bike every where. Why can't more people do this? The problem with the us is that we are to car centric.

    Not only is society at large car-centric, but many suburbs are built with the car in mind. My wife's aunt lives in a housing development off of a golf course in North Carolina. Unless you're walking to a neighbor's house or to the golf course/clubhouse, you're not within walking/biking distance of ANYTHING useful. It's a burbclave right out of Snow Crash and the US is littered with thousands of them. Walking or biking to anywhere of interest outside of them is impractical and dangerous.

    Enter the automobile. The average American has been raised in the culture of the car. Provided you can afford it, you can have your own personal climate controlled pod that'll take you door-to-door whenever you want. No being at the mercy of schedules, no routes that'll take you nowhere near where you want to be, plenty of room for kids/cargo, etc.

    It'll take either the sell job of the century or a catastrophic event to get your average WASP American to give up the almighty car.

  20. Re:Skip the Zaurus... on Wi-Fi Penetration Tester In Your Pocket · · Score: 1

    What I like about the Zaurus is the very fact that its so portable. I can turn on Kismet and keep it in my jacket pocket while out and about, logging APs all the way. You really can't do that with a laptop if you want to go around on foot.

  21. Re:Tom Cruise Missile on Scientology Critic Arrested After 6 Years · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He probably ruined his case by going on the run, as I can't believe that a higher court would not have overturned the decision on appeal.

    If the context of his words that could have exhonerated him was thrown out, whos to say that an appeal would be granted? Hell, even a "accident" involving a shiv in the prison shower room while awaiting an appeal is reason enough to get the hell out of dodge. I don't blame him for fleeing. When the game you're playing is rigged against you, theres no use to sticking around to play.

  22. Re:Friday police on Scientology Critic Arrested After 6 Years · · Score: 1

    We were working the daywatch out of the Cult Protection Division.

  23. Re:Unions on Can You Be Sued for Quitting? · · Score: 1

    Negotiation as an individual is far more rewarding for both the employee and employer.

    Negotiation only works when both parties are on level ground. David cannot negotiate with Goliath. Unless an employee has a rockstar skillset or the company by the balls, there is no such condition between employer and employee in many cases. Many employees are seen as replaceable cogs and will jump at offers that others turn down. Not like a union where, if you cross that picket line, you'll earn an ambulance ride.

    Unions aren't perfect either. Some are piggybanks for the local mafioso while some are in bed with management. Theres no easy answer.

  24. Re:Yes on Can You Be Sued for Quitting? · · Score: 1

    The new company will need to deal with the suit on their end, the likelihood is their attorney can handle your suit as well.

    It could also cost the submitter his job. What company would want to hire an employee that comes with a ready-made hassle of costly legal problems when its far cheaper to recind the offer and find another person from the vast labor pool?

  25. Re:Gotta give her credit on Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Release Date Announced · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Harry Potter series may not be Ulysses, but it did weave a tapestry of fantasy that not only appealed to a wide range of readers, but also grew with the kids that they were primarily aimed at. The protagonist went from having normal adolescent troubles being the most of his worries to being thrust into adulthood to face a showdown with a frightfully powerful antagonist and his followers. Green Eggs and Ham, this ain't.

    All this aside, when has there been this much hoopla over a book in recent times? People will camp out in front of stores for the latest game consoles, hottest movies, etc, but its truely unique to see that kind of reception for a book. Instead of rotting their brains in front of the tv sets, kids are exercising their imaginations with these books and *gasp* even picking up other books along the way. Kids who may not have otherwise gotten into reading for pleasure have been introduced to it from reading Harry Potter.

    If this is "catering to the lowest common denominator", then I say we need much more of it.