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Meetings Make You Dumber

Maximum Prophet writes "Robert Heinlein once said that the committee was the only life form in the universe with three or more bellies and no brain. MSNBC reports that his statement may have some statistical truth to it. Researchers are finding that meetings are actually bad places to be creative. You're not actually 'dumber' when you're in the meeting, just more likely to lose your creative edge. Studies have now shown that, as collaborative primates, the more often a possibility is mentioned the more likely the group is to go along with it. Individuals placed by themselves were more likely to come up with imaginative alternatives to products, for example."

207 comments

  1. 404: File not found by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Zonk must have been in a meeting...

  2. Nice Timing by esobofh · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...I just happen to be sitting midway through an all day brain storming session on service mangement.

    I can feel my brain atrophy.

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    1. Re:Nice Timing by esobofh · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Oh man.. I've been on slashdot since it was chips-n-dips... and that was my first 'first post' ever! what a waste of my 15 minutes.

      ah well.. party at my house - everyones invited!

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    2. Re:Nice Timing by truthsearch · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your meeting is so boring I can feel my brain atrophy. Oh, wait, that just might be the slashdot effect.

    3. Re:Nice Timing by truthsearch · · Score: 1

      If it took you 15 minutes to come up with those two sentences then your brain really has atropied. ;)

    4. Re:Nice Timing by NetCurl · · Score: 1

      So when was "chips-n-dips?" Because your user ID shows you were maybe 132,000 people away from being an "early adopter."

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    5. Re:Nice Timing by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      I've actually sat through meetings quite regularly where I expect someone to stand up and say we're all dumber for having listened... something like that Billy Madison movie.

      You've been awarded no points... and may God have mercy on your soul.

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    6. Re:Nice Timing by sh3l1 · · Score: 1

      and it took you 15 minutes to reply to that :)

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    7. Re:Nice Timing by esobofh · · Score: 1

      Yeah.. i was one of those early thinkers of; "login? create an id? what kinda bs is this?" - so I was late to actually acquire a numbered ID. But.. ask Mr. Malda, I wonder if he still has my BOFH desk name plaque I sent him back in 97, along with a big box of other crap I sent him during an early "send me a box of weird crap contest". Ahh memories.

      Thinking back though.. I think CnD was '96-97. OMG. I've been reading this site religiously on a daily basis for 10 years now. Egad.

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    8. Re:Nice Timing by esobofh · · Score: 1

      I count 4 minutes.. but.. yeah that's probably the longest first post delay ever. heh.

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  3. hmmm by User+956 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Meetings Make You Dumber... Researchers are finding that meetings are actually bad places to be creative. You're not actually 'dumber' when you're in the meeting, just more likely to lose your creative edge.

    Sounds like someone wrote this writeup while in a meeting...

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    1. Re:hmmm by cperciva · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sounds like someone wrote this writeup while in a meeting...

      Not at all. The title is a very creative interpretation of the story.

    2. Re:hmmm by Damastus+the+WizLiz · · Score: 1

      I think I can speak for all of us here when I say... Well DUHH!

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  4. Point of Article: Avoid Group Think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The point of the article wasn't that meetings are bad. The point was that group think at meetings is bad. The example they gave was that if people go off and develop a list of ideas on their own, the combined list of ideas is longer than if people develop a list of ideas together in the group.

    There are two points that are important here. First, a group of people is likely to develop more ideas than a single person regardless of whether the group develops the ideas together or separately. Second, when it comes to choosing one idea from the list of many possible ideas, a well organized group is going to make a better choice than a single individual. In fact, the biggest problem in a poorly run group is that one person makes all the decisions so it is equivalent to a single individual make the choice.

    That was basically the point of the article: for a group to be effective it needs to be organized to allow everyone in the group to have input.

    1. Re:Point of Article: Avoid Group Think by gregoryb · · Score: 2, Funny

      The point of the article wasn't that meetings are bad.

      You must be a PHB, right?

    2. Re:Point of Article: Avoid Group Think by drooling-dog · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The problem is that in a meeting you are on a social and political stage, however small. It's often not just about what idea is best, but rather whom you're going to support (for reasons that may have nothing to do with the idea being discussed) and how you want the group to perceive you. I know that on more than one occasion I've kept my doubts about a proposal to myself because I didn't want to be perceived as, well, a doubter (which really I am)...

    3. Re:Point of Article: Avoid Group Think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your post about group think as +5.... on Slashdot..........where anyone who disagrees will get modde down.......

      The ironing is delicious

    4. Re:Point of Article: Avoid Group Think by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

      Good point, but I find brainstorming at a meeting to be far more effective when all peers are at the same level of understanding. In other words, having a meeting with just engineers or just directors is better than a mix of those groups, simply because the two groups don't collide on objectives (i.e. problems/solutions vs time-to-ship). I mean if you're at a meeting where the boss says, I want this done by next month or you're fired really restricts your options of creativity. Then it's simply 'fuck it, whatever works'.

    5. Re:Point of Article: Avoid Group Think by chawly · · Score: 0

      "it needs to be organized to allow everyone in the group to have input."

      Surely you mean to say "it needs to be organized to allow everyone in the group to GIVE input". And, in either case, when was the last well-organised meeting in you life ? I've never been to one myself.

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    6. Re:Point of Article: Avoid Group Think by flumps · · Score: 1

      ... Somehow I doubt that... er.. I mean great idea!!

      zzz ..

      wha.. Whats everyone talking about?? What meeting is this? Where am I?

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    7. Re:Point of Article: Avoid Group Think by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Are you really sure about that?

    8. Re:Point of Article: Avoid Group Think by drcoppersmith · · Score: 1
      Group Think is a very interesting 'quirk' of the human condition. Doubly so when looking at it from an evolutionary point of view. It's not in our (as a species or as an individual) best interest to lack creative ideas, unless this is part of the built-in system that makes our social species a cohesive one.

      Good analysis of the article, and I agree that a well orgaized group is a highly creative and effective tool.

      I apologize to all the Kansas Slashdotters here, last I checked you were still rejecting the idea of evolution...

  5. Meetings are not meant to be creative by Timesprout · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Their function is to seek consenus, bring us all up to speed, get everyone reading from the same page, allocate division of labour etc.

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    1. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by rbanzai · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Perhaps SOME meetings are not meant to be creative, and are just for information sharing but many meetings ARE meant to be creative. Many meetings are intended for problem-solving, for example, and creativity can be quite useful so you don't want to stifle it.

      I work at an ad agency where by definition we have Creative Meetings where creative concepts are going to be brainstormed.

      Meetings are not all simply to seek consensus, etc...

    2. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      llocate division of labour

      I think you meant to say "Assign Action Items" there.

    3. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by not-enough-info · · Score: 5, Funny

      Synergize your intellectual capital in a heads-up actionable game plan by leveraging mission critical low-hanging fruit that's just outside the box. It's a win-win-win for everybody!

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    4. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by bgfay · · Score: 3, Funny

      Their function is to seek consenus, bring us all up to speed, get everyone reading from the same page, allocate division of labour etc. But of course, the first reason for having any meeting is to make the person calling the meeting feel or seem important.

      At least, that's how it works in my school system.
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    5. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Looks like somebody is creating new paradigms to find out who moved their cheese.

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    6. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by markov_chain · · Score: 4, Funny
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    7. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    8. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1
      Some are. I was in a meeting recently that was basically a brainstorming session on how to improve the performance of an application. We had developers, DBAs, project managers, etc. present. If someone had an idea ("lets add an index to the database") the DBA was there to provide input. If a developer had an idea ("Lets eliminate that piece of the code, it doesnt do anything anyway") we had business people present to give their yay or nay. This way, we were able to come up with a list of viable possibilties in a short amount of time, rather than going back and forth for weeks over emails, etc.

      Not all meetings are bad.

    9. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by zero_offset · · Score: 1

      "lets add an index to the database"
      "Lets eliminate that piece of the code, it doesnt do anything anyway"

      It sounds like you got a bunch of people in the room to discuss the stuff they should have done anyway.

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    10. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by Jester998 · · Score: 1

      It's a win-win-win for everybody!

      Except for that manager, who's about to get lynched by a mob armed with hard-drive-stuffed-socks.

    11. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      Well, I "annonymized" it so as to not reveal the real issues - those weren't the real suggestions.

    12. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Wielded by people who get angery when someone doesn't take the time to learn their profession language, but they won't take time to learn someone elses profession language.

      Management talks that way, and it makes sence within it's context, learn it or whither.

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    13. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      I think meetings can be creative from a brainstorming perspective. For any problem, I like to initially have a meeting with the group in front of the whiteboard in order to just throw ideas out. That way everyone's initial views and ideas on how to solve the problem are shared with everyone, and then people can go off on their own to come up with their own ideas, perhaps augmenting them with ideas other people came up with that they wouldn't have done without the meting.

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    14. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by testpoint · · Score: 1

      Meetings are called to establish and sustain the peeking order.

    15. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I see your lips move, but you aren't saying anything...

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    16. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by Brickwall · · Score: 3, Funny
      Wielded by people who get angery when someone doesn't take the time to learn their profession language, but they won't take time to learn someone elses profession language.

      Management talks that way, and it makes sence within it's context, learn it or whither.

      Whither, indeed. Perhaps you might take the time to learn English.

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    17. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by zen-theorist · · Score: 1

      I work at an ad agency where by definition we have Creative Meetings where creative concepts are going to be brainstormed.
      In that case, it's time you RTFA.
    18. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my experiece, good managers get to the fsking point.

    19. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Wielded by people who get angery when someone doesn't take the time to learn their profession language, but they won't take time to learn someone elses profession language.

      The difference is that some people use jargon for precision or brevity, while others use it to mask the fact that they're talking crap.

      I'm basically a front-line grunt in a software company, but for various reasons I was recently asked to join a company-wide team working on a new strategy for something. Most of the other people in the group are management types, so I've had a bit of a crash course in trendy management newspeak.

      The thing is, there are two very distinct kinds of manager in our group. Some of them can convey their meaning using clear, simple English with no trouble at all. Others constantly drop in buzzwords and abbreviations, which of course the rest of us then have to clarify during or after the meeting. Every single manager who has reached a high level in the company, or who I regard as contributing valuable insights to our group, is in the former category. Every single trouble-maker -- the kind of person who talks a lot yet says almost nothing -- is in the second category.

      Management talks that way, and it makes sence within it's context

      Sure, just like the manager whose team each made up a funky buzzphrase and started dropping them in at meetings to see whose would be picked up first. The winner was "getting everyone rowing from the same side of the boat". Yep, that makes perfect sense for the kind of groups that manager ran.

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    20. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by daigu · · Score: 1

      I thought two guys actually did the ads and Creative Meetings were when account management tells you your ads won't sell, the client has left for another agency and you are therefore fired, and so forth. Nothing creative happens in Creative Meetings either...

    21. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by lord+sibn · · Score: 1

      Many meetings are intended for problem solving...

      Psh, not where I work. Around here, meetings are meant for problem seeking. If no problems are to be found, then the purpose of the meeting shifts to problem inventing (deciding that something poses a problem, in the absence of any real problems found).

    22. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by master_p · · Score: 1

      Nothing that can't be done with email...

    23. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      The best outcome to most meetings is where all is discussed and nothing is decided other than to have another meeting. It gives the attendees (typically management types) something to do and doesn't affect the actual work that is getting done outside of the meeting room.

      If some smart-ass hotshot starts proposing that actual decisions be made in these meetings, usually an infusion of coffee and donuts and 3D flythru videos delivered by a cute intern will take care of that. If that doesn't work, call in the strippers and lapdancers.

    24. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      I'll see your "whither" and raise you "it's".

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    25. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      No... Hot, nubile, young interns are there to sustain the peeking order.

      Meetings are there to sustain the pecking order.

    26. Re:Meetings are not meant to be creative by aproposofwhat · · Score: 1
      Despite being misspelt, the parent comment was entirely comprehensible, despite being totally unrelated to its own parent.

      It's not the English that's the issue - just the spelling, and that's not something that any civilised person should take issue with, so long as your interlocutor's meaning is clear.

      Just off to synergistically fellate myself and run it up the flagpole to see who salutes - all this playing in the long grass with the big dogs makes me want to facilitate a systematic and holistic personal satisfaction solution.

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  6. The primary reason for this by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

    is that in private corporations there is no way to give a eral opionon and not be fired if it isn't what the boss had envisioned.
    The boss want's hoola-hoops with razors on the inside? then you better be a team player and commit 125% to that goal.

    You think it's dangerous? not a team player, get out
    You think there isn't a market? not a team player, get out
    you mention that 100% is pretty much all someone can give without physically harming them selves? not a team player, get out
    Forgot to clean the fridge?not a team player, get out

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    1. Re:The primary reason for this by EzraSj · · Score: 1

      I think the problem runs much deeper than simply the nature of private corporations. Mob mentality (which is essentially what you see in meetings - people forced to make a decision as a whole rather than as individuals) is known to be 'stupider' than a single person acting rationally as a general rule. Neurons within a brain communicate better with each other than people do within a group.

      And besides, each of the things you just mentioned (being called 'not a team player') has less to do with the stupidity of groups/mobs than it does with the ability of people in power to force their point of view on others through intimidation. "Not a team player, get out" sounds an awful lot to me like "you're either with us or against us". Yes these statements need to be adressing a group of people in order for them to work, but its more a trait of bad leadership than it is collaboration.

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    2. Re:The primary reason for this by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you're working in an environment like that, why wouldn't you want to get out anyway?

      Every place I've worked (so far), I have in fact been rewarded for coming up with better alternatives to the boss's suggestions, and I've never once been punished for disagreement. Thing is, you have to earn their respect before you can do that...

    3. Re:The primary reason for this by ivan256 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So you get out and get another job.

      Believe it or not, there are workplaces where it is safe to voice opposition as long as you do what you're told once the decision is made. Your boss shouldn't mind that you tell him it's a bad idea to port your product to the latest trendy language for no good reason, but once he decides that's what the company is doing, you better deliver, 'cause that's what you're being paid for. It's when you refuse to drop it once a decision has been made that you should have to worry about losing your job.

      In my experience, most workplaces are like this, and there is always some whiner that doesn't know when to drop it and get to work who thinks that their opinion (rather than their behavior or performance) is what got them in trouble.

    4. Re:The primary reason for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      hoola-hoops with razors on the inside

      Q: What do these three things have in common:
      1. hoola-hoops with razors on the inside
      2. HMS Manchester
      3. Hurricane


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      A: They are all naval destroyers.

    5. Re:The primary reason for this by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You just have to respond appropriately to those concerns in a constructive manner.

      Think its dangerous? Suggest marketing it to the 18-24 demographic and an "extreme" advertising comparing while continuing to evaluate the potential liability throughout focus group tests.

      Think there isn't a market? Suggest a test marketing campaign " to see which market it would best be leveraged in" Then with firm data about its failure, suggest gradual improvements until the device is no longer a hoola hoop and is now a covert ops weapon marketed to the Military, or until the company has moved on to the next gadget.

      Think you can't give more than 100%? It depends what you define as 100%. Just schedule 30% of your time to reading slashdot and count the remaining 70% your total available time, then stop reading slashdot and boom now you are giving over 100% of your effort!

      Forget to clean the fridge? Easy defense, you cut out time to clean the fridge to give 130% of your time to the death-a-hoop while questioning the commitment of your not so committed " quote- unquote teammates" ( and actually say quote unquote while making air quotes).

      Thats my rules to success in any buisness

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    6. Re:The primary reason for this by TuringTest · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Mob mentality (which is essentially what you see in meetings - people forced to make a decision as a whole rather than as individuals) is known to be 'stupider' than a single person acting rationally as a general rule.

      On the other hand, "swarm" decision-making based on the aggregate of individual decisions is known to be smarter than any single person. The point is not avoiding meetings or group work, the point is avoid common pitfalls and adopt a working style that deliveries results.

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    7. Re:The primary reason for this by Paulrothrock · · Score: 1

      So you get out and get another job.

      Oh! I never realized it was that easy! Amazing! And I bet if your current boss learns you're looking for another job, like when a recruiter calls you in the middle of the day, he'll be completely understanding about your views.

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    8. Re:The primary reason for this by abb3w · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Believe it or not, there are workplaces where it is safe to voice opposition as long as you do what you're told once the decision is made.

      The difficulty lies in distinguishing such places from those where, if you say "this won't work because of reasons A, B, and C" before the decision is officially final and your prediction proves right, you're accused of causing the failure because you weren't "a team player behind the project 125 percent" yada yada yada....

      Such places are worth leaving as soon as you see signs of such, even if you weren't the victim. If a project goes ahead when one of your listed reasons is either "that's unethical" or "that's illegal", don't wait for the project to fail before hunting a new job. If your budget can survive it, don't even wait to find a new job before leaving the current one, either. That kind of go-ahead means that the midden has already hit the windmill and the smell has just arrived — and it isn't the only thing headed downwind.

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    9. Re:The primary reason for this by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Every place I've worked (so far), I have in fact been rewarded for coming up with better alternatives to the boss's suggestions, and I've never once been punished for disagreement. Thing is, you have to earn their respect before you can do that...

      Yup. I won't work for a boss who wants to hear "Yes-man" echoing of his own opinions, mainly because I won't do it and we'll end up driving each other crazy. That said, once a decision has been made it's my job to help make it work even if I didn't think it was the best idea originally. That's being a team player.

    10. Re:The primary reason for this by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Let me guess. You read that line and responded, instead of reading the whole comment.

      Good job!

    11. Re:The primary reason for this by khallow · · Score: 1

      Oh! I never realized it was that easy! Amazing! And I bet if your current boss learns you're looking for another job, like when a recruiter calls you in the middle of the day, he'll be completely understanding about your views.

      Well, hopping to a new job isn't without some risk. But if you're to the point of burning bridges like this, then it doesn't matter what your boss thinks.
    12. Re:The primary reason for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "swarm" decision making is an emerging behavior that can sometimes get better result than a more centralized control.

      A key point, tho, is that in a swarm context, individual make their decision locally. That is by considering the behavior of only the individuals around them.

      Indeed swarm intelligence would support ditching meetings altogether and let the individuals do what they think is best.

    13. Re:The primary reason for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I work for a business with an owner that loves yes-men.

      Verbally fellate the owner? Get promoted and get big raises.

      Take action, make a difference, make the company money? Get back-stabbed by the people that fellate the owner, find yourself written up by HR, and find your honesty and integrity trampled by divisiveness and greed.

      Wanna guess who's looking for a new job while barely clinging to sanity?

    14. Re:The primary reason for this by operagost · · Score: 1

      I think your terrible spelling, grammar, and attitude is probably why you're not succeeding. By the way, publically held corporations sometimes "work" the same way.

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    15. Re:The primary reason for this by operagost · · Score: 1

      Are you a slave or something? Yes, go get another job!

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    16. Re:The primary reason for this by hotdiggitydawg · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I work for a business with an owner that loves yes-men.

      Verbally fellate the owner? Get promoted and get big raises.

      Take action, make a difference, make the company money? Get back-stabbed by the people that fellate the owner, find yourself written up by HR, and find your honesty and integrity trampled by divisiveness and greed.

      Wanna guess who's looking for a new job while barely clinging to sanity? I'd hope it is the yes-men who are finally sick of choking on the boss' pole, because all the useful and talented staff left long ago.
    17. Re:The primary reason for this by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      I'd hope it is the yes-men who are finally sick of choking on the boss' pole, because all the useful and talented staff left long ago.

      Good luck - yes men have an amazing capacity for deep throat.

    18. Re:The primary reason for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this "TEAM" thing of which you speak?

      It sounds like a religion, or other form of brutal, repressive, facist autocracy...

    19. Re:The primary reason for this by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Thing is, you have to earn their respect before you can do that..."

      Bingo! Backstabbing head-nodders are a dime a dozen and have as much respect for others as they do for themselves.

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    20. Re:The primary reason for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You get one person who knows the details and has good judgement. Put him in a group that consists entirely of poseurs, yes-men and the dregs of the corporate world. While you may get a semi-decent decision out of them, you would've definitely been better off giving free reign to the one person who knew what he was talking about.

      While groups can often combine a number of people who compensate for each other's shortcomings it is far more common for selfish brown nosing prats to impede the process of selecting the best possible decision. If they don't, the groupthink and weak-willed yes men do.

    21. Re:The primary reason for this by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      This approach works if you have a team that is able to work together with well-defined goals and the members are not afraid to admit mistakes and not be shit-on for making a mistake. For this to happen usually a good leader who knows his place is needed.

      "When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all", if I may borrow a phrase.

  7. As someone who has been in too many meetings by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    let me just say, "Well, duh!"

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    1. Re:As someone who has been in too many meetings by CDarklock · · Score: 1

      I'm always fascinated by the ability of studies to say things that anyone who has been paying attention already knows.

      Whenever I try to get more than three people to work on a development team for over a week, they split into two teams. One team tries to do everything. The other team tries to do "this half" while they expect the first team to do "that half". In the end, the first team doesn't produce quality work because the workload was too high, and the second doesn't produce quality work because "this half" doesn't interface with "that half". The original team split is because they couldn't agree on whether to divide the work. For even MORE irony, the team that divides the work is the one that didn't want to divide it. (Yes, this EXACT situation happened to me more than once. Four times, in fact, and with completely different teams.)

      But if I make two teams of three, and explicitly divide the work into "this half" and "that half", I tend to get quality work. The team members *want* to be team players. You just have to set it up so that they *become* team players. The size of the team matters. Beyond three members, you start needing some of the team to STFU and just do as they're told. If you have smart creative people, none of them will do that, so you get conflict.

      Most meetings perceive this and structure things so most of the group has to STFU while the others talk. Unfortunately, they tend to do it backwards - they tell the smart creative people to STFU while the dumbasses talk.

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    2. Re:As someone who has been in too many meetings by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      I RTFAed (Not the msnbc article, the journal article).

      1. The actual study was a marketing study, in which the ability of a group of people to come up with a list of brand names was compared with the ability of individuals.
      2. The groups were of 3.

  8. Scientific Evidence Already Stated by ShrapnelFace · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's called "Group Think" and it was a major factor of evidence in the destruction of the Space Shuttle Columbia. We've already read this, been over this, and done this. Is this a presentation of a new idea, or an idea restated in a new light?

    Either way, it's always a good idea to realize that in most cases, people are in a situation to satisfy themselves first, then those who are most related to that self next.

    I find that in meetings I lead, I spend more time chairing the discussion than growing the actual discussion from the seeds of creation. Group think tends to be the by-product of that one person in your meeting who wont let go of their own idea and continues to bludgeon the group into submission.

    1. Re:Scientific Evidence Already Stated by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know what 'major factor of evidence' means in your context but I think Microsoft Powerpoint should shoulder more blame for the Columbia disaster than groupthink. Maybe I have been reading too much Edward Tufte though.

      You may want to consider that your definition of groupthink is overbroad. Part of how a business motivates its employees is to convince them to align their personal goals with those of the company. Done properly, satisfying oneself in a business setting means furthering the goals of the company.

      Rather than say that gets lost due to groupthink I would say that it gets lost amid all the ass covering and finger pointing that often goes on. In Columbia's case, Lockheed Martin's main goal during the investigation was not to uncover the actual cause but defend against any possibility that they might have been at fault. They offer up test results of their insulation hitting a part of the shuttle that the actual insulation didn't hit, then claim that their insulation could not possibly have caused enough damage to be a problem on reentry. Maybe groupthink led people to believe them, I don't know.

      So many companies are managed for the short term that this kind of thing is nearly impossible to prevent. The shuttle blows up, someone looks at a spreadsheet that shows the shuttle business is only 3% of revenue, so whatever future business LHM might have with NASA is sacrificed for the goal of protecting the company.

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    2. Re:Scientific Evidence Already Stated by ShrapnelFace · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      NASA's internal documentation on the causes of that disaster are well documented and self presented in their own report, a documentary,a Movie of the Week, and etc.

      It was a major portion of study in college for us from 1990. Presented by a professor of psychology that was also a member of Stanford University. Call me lazy, but I dont feel like pulling the documents for you. Go out to the internet and find them youself.

      Group Think was the major reason why the O-Rings were not updated or repaired due in fact to this effect.

    3. Re:Scientific Evidence Already Stated by rhizome · · Score: 1


      It was a major portion of study in college for us from 1990. Presented by a professor of psychology that was also a member of Stanford University. Call me lazy, but I dont feel like pulling the documents for you. Go out to the internet and find them youself.

      Columbia is not the same as Challenger.

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    4. Re:Scientific Evidence Already Stated by operagost · · Score: 1

      He was talking about Columbia, not Challenger.

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    5. Re:Scientific Evidence Already Stated by stupidsocialscientis · · Score: 1

      well, actually, it's kind of like groupthink, but groupthink has to do with charismatic leaders. the current article is actually a bit more related to production-blocking im(not so)ho.

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    6. Re:Scientific Evidence Already Stated by smchris · · Score: 1

      Yes, the shuttle was one example. But the concept of group think was developed during the Vietnam War and used since to attempt to explain the decision processes of many events before and after Vietnam.

    7. Re:Scientific Evidence Already Stated by ShrapnelFace · · Score: 1

      Actually- my bad- it was Challenger.

  9. What kind of meeting? by Sneakernets · · Score: 0

    If we're talking about a room with a table and a bunch of office guys around it with the boss/supervisor/whatever blabbing on about "analysing reports from 1st quarter blah blah", you're bound to go numb. :)

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  10. Certainly Explains Congress by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just one loong meeting...

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  11. It's not meetings, it's how/why they are held by rbanzai · · Score: 3, Informative

    Meetings by themselves don't have problems. It's meetings that are flawed.

    1. Meetings that should never have been held. They serve no real purpose.
    2. Meetings with no structure, and no one to lead them
    3. Meetings where there is an agenda but no one follows it and no one guides it
    4. Meetings that run overtime due to mismanagement and no one is willing to conclude it.
    5. Meetings that start late because there is no respect for the time of the attendees.

    These are just some of the things that make me dread meetings. Over the last 6 years out of the many meetings I've been obliged to attend maybe five were really useful.

    1. Re:It's not meetings, it's how/why they are held by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      "We need a meeting to decide when the next meeting is going to take place"

      Actual quote from a useless manager I once had.

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    2. Re:It's not meetings, it's how/why they are held by Cornflake917 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you work for Mircosoft.

      (ducks)

    3. Re:It's not meetings, it's how/why they are held by radtea · · Score: 1

      Meetings by themselves don't have problems. It's meetings that are flawed.

      This is like telling a drowning person that water is essential to life.

      It's true, but it's neither relevant nor interesting to the situation they are in. Any white-collar worker in a modern corporate environment is drowning in bad meetings.

      One useful thing to do is to simply not attend any meeting that does not have an agenda. Simply tell the organizer that you aren't sure if you should be on the attendees list, and you'd like to see an agenda to make sure that it is an appropriate use of your time, because you're very busy right now with project XYZ (fill in whatever the person calling the meeting cares most about, or something at least plausibly important.) You may just get told, "Too bad, there is no agenda, you have to come." In which case you need to start looking for work. But in surprisingly many cases an agenda will be forthcoming that you can then use as a lever to try to keep the meeting on track. Or maybe as an excuse not to go at all.

      Like most dysfunctional corporate policies, bad meetings are due policies that are designed to satisfy the monkey-needs of managers rather than the economic needs of the company. But it is frequently possible to gently push your group toward some semblance of rationality and economic efficiency. Just don't ever get confrontational about it. Monkeys hate that.

      Ideally companies should have policies that include:

      1) All meetings will have an agenda

      2) Anyone may leave a meeting if the organizer/chair does not show up within ten minutes of the scheduled start time

      3) Anyone may intervene to bring the meeting back to the agenda if the chair is failing to do so

      4) The number of meetings that go over time and the amount they go overtime by will be tracked, and will be posted on the internal website. Managers whose meetings are routinely over time will be subject to probation and possible dismissal if they do not improve.

      Policies like these at least reduce the risk of meetings being the massive productivity sinks they routinely become.

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    4. Re:It's not meetings, it's how/why they are held by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Nah, Microsoft actually gets things done.

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  12. Brainstorming by L.+VeGas · · Score: 1

    There are few things more frustrating to me than so-called "brainstorming sessions". "Let's get a bunch of smart, creative people together and bounce ideas off each other." It never works. Never.

    Anytime you have more than two people at a time trying to go through this process, you invariably get tied up in social motivations that are detrimental to the outcome. People are afraid to offend. People try to impress. People are afraid of sounding stupid.

    The best and most useful creative ideas always come from individuals or occasionally pairs. Not committees.

    1. Re:Brainstorming by spun · · Score: 1

      It is possible to have good brainstorming sessions. You need to have two distinct phases, the brainstorming part, and the editing part. No editorializing during the brainstorming part. No saying that an idea is good or bad, just write those suckers down. Saying it's good or bad tends to engage people's internal censors as they try to come up with things that fit what they perceive the group as wanting/not wanting. That kills creativity, so don't do it. When people see that any idea, no matter how good or how zany, is given equal treatment, it encourages them to let go of preconceptions in a way that brainstorming by oneself never can.

      Only after a good long session of censor-free brainstorming should you switch modes and start judging what you came up with.

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    2. Re:Brainstorming by L.+VeGas · · Score: 1

      I hear what you're saying, and it sounds great in theory. I've attended a lot of meetings that were organized around exactly what you just stated. Without exception, they have all been a colossal waste of time. Eventually, some have eventually arrived at something useful, but invariably, they could have been handled more efficiently by other means. Why not have people submit their ideas ahead of time to someone that could organize and collate them?

      Your mileage may vary.

    3. Re:Brainstorming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are few things more frustrating to me than so-called "brainstorming sessions". "Let's get a bunch of smart, creative people together and bounce ideas off each other." It never works. Never.
      Brainstorming sessions can work if done correctly.

      First: You can't just throw smart people into a room and say "brainstorm." The openness of a brainstorming session requires trust and comfort to be effective. If people are not comfortable they will be hesitant to present ideas, and are more likely to latch on to an idea they feel the group likes.

      Second: you need to try to have a group as diverse as makes sense. A bunch of EEs in the room will tend to have an EE bias in their thought process no matter how creative they try to be. It's a balancing act, because the more diverse your group is, the more difficult it is for each individual to be comfortable.

      Third: Establish ground rules. Clearly have a goal for the group and also set loose boundary conditions. Being told "Think of something creative," is equivalent to somebody going to a comic and asking, "Say something funny." Without establishing a context it's hard to get thoughts started. If you set a target like ways to improve power consumption, it gives a starting point for people to think of ideas.
      While it may seem contradictory to have boundary conditions on a brainstorming session it is useful for keeping focus on the goal. You may start with power consumption and drift into thermal improvements. For example a suggestion of lowering the fan speed to reduce overall system power usage is a good suggestion, but delving into the ideas on how to reduce thermals removes you from the original topic. A good idea is to take those suggestions and make them the subject of the next brainstorming session.

      Fourth: Understand the role of brainstorming. Brainstorming is a sharing session, it isn't about solving problems or finding the best idea. The main purpose of brainstorming is to "seed" the participating individuals with ideas from other people to create more ideas.
    4. Re:Brainstorming by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "There are few things more frustrating to me than so-called "brainstorming sessions". "Let's get a bunch of smart, creative people together and bounce ideas off each other." It never works. Never."

      I disagree, I ahve ran many brainstorming sessions that went very well.
      OTOH, I am good at making people know what they are, and not allowing any fallout.

      Brainstorming is not a committee, and if the session you have been in are like a committee, then it wasn't brainstorming...it was a committee. People writing things down on a whiteboard doesn't change that.

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    5. Re:Brainstorming by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Works for me.

      > People are afraid to offend. People try to impress. People are afraid of sounding stupid.

      The participants needs to trust and respect each other first.

    6. Re:Brainstorming by Brickwall · · Score: 1
      Only after a good long session of censor-free brainstorming should you switch modes and start judging what you came up with.

      Edward de Bono, Six Thinking Hats

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    7. Re:Brainstorming by L.+VeGas · · Score: 1

      The participants needs to trust and respect each other first.


      That's probably it then. I don't trust anyone, and nobody respects me.

    8. Re:Brainstorming by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      But that doesn't address the problem -- that meetings are simply a battle of wills and personalities (versus superiority of ideas) -- it only delays the problem.

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    9. Re:Brainstorming by tuomoks · · Score: 1

      "It is possible to have good brainstorming sessions." I agree to that. Now, after 35+ years in business and thinking back to all the succesful projects / products, they all came out of brainstorming. Sometimes it was me proposing how and what, sometimes someone else but always a group working together. And then weekly status meetings like 15 minutes ( or preferably a beer bust on Friday ) just to follow up and/or change small things but never the whole project. Of course projects sometimes got canceled for external reasons but never for inefficiency or internal problems. I think the secret of that is that we either do it or we don't - kind of agile before it's time. This is the luxury ( I have been mostly lucky ) when you have a management that supports his/her people instead of own agenda. The ( higher ) managers are always welcome to brainstorming if they have something to contribute but they have to follow same "brainsorming" rules anybody else, no exceptions, they are there as resource, not to dictate anything. And to the other answeres to the parent - this is not a theory, it is hard, cold fact that intelligent project / process works. It is the people who either make or break it.

  13. Obligatory despair.com poster by keithmo · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Obligatory despair.com poster by teslar · · Score: 1

      And here's the related recent entry at a Worth1000 contest :)

    2. Re:Obligatory despair.com poster by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Dispair: none of us is as dumb as all of us

      I think IQ follows ohms law:

      IQtotal = 1 / (1/IQ1 + 1/IQ2 .. + 1/IQn)
  14. Say.... by ReidMaynard · · Score: 3, Funny

    Guys --

    I just scanned this great article on MSNBC..Let's have the whole team meet at 4:30, I've got some ideas...

    --The Boss

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  15. How it works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A single stupid idea will gain traction at a meeting if enough people are apathetic about it.

  16. Fellow Nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we keep meeting like this we could lose our status.

  17. Does a forum count as a meeting? by koan · · Score: 1

    That would explain a lot of stuff I see and read on the Internet.

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    1. Re:Does a forum count as a meeting? by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      Well, if this does include Internet forums, I'm sure it would exclude distinguished ones like Slashd..d..duhhh, I like fruit. Fruit is good. Do you like fruit?

  18. Make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Studies have now shown that, as collaborative primates, the more often a possibility is mentioned the more likely the group is to go along with it.

    I'd have to agree with that. What do you think?

    1. Re:Make sense by hesiod · · Score: 1

      I concur. Bruce?

  19. Oh, I Definately Believe That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "the more often a possibility is mentioned the more likely the group is to go along with it."

    Iraq...9-11...Iraq...9-11...9-11...Iraq...Iraq...9 -11...

    1. Re:Oh, I Definately Believe That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religion of Peace...Taken out of context...Troubled adolescents...Tolerance and understanding...

      -10 flamebait

    2. Re:Oh, I Definately Believe That by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why people keep making this comment about Iraq and 9/11. The Bush administration went out of its way to down play EVERY possible connection between Sadaam Hussein and 9/11. The Bush administration never mentioned the Czech intelligence report of Sadaam Hussein's agent meeting with Atta (sp?). There were several other reports indicating some connection between Sadaam Hussein and the 9/11 hijackers. These reports were all ignored by the Bush administration and were later called into question, but I never saw a conclusive investigation between the initial report and the naysayers. It may be that none of these reports represented real events, but they didn't come from the Bush administration and were not used by the Bush administration. Sadaam Hussein may have had no connection with the 9/11 hijackers, I have no opinion one way or the other, but, on the other hand, Sadaam Hussein was a major backer of terrorism, he gave a $25000 life insurance policy to every Palestinian suicide bomber. He had a terrorist training camp run by his intelligence agency right outside Baghdad.

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    3. Re:Oh, I Definately Believe That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't imagine why people might get the impression that they might be linked.

      But remember...

      From Wikipedia:
      "In logic, juxtaposition is a logical fallacy on the part of the observer, where two items placed next to each other imply a correlation, when none is actually claimed. For example, an illustration of a politician and Adolf Hitler on the same page would imply that the politician had a common ideology with Hitler. Similarly, saying "Hitler was in favor of gun control, and so are you" would have the same effect. (see Reductio ad Hitlerum)"

    4. Re:Oh, I Definately Believe That by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you trying to prove my point for me?

  20. Not entirely to my experience, but close by skorch · · Score: 2, Informative

    While I certainly agree with the general conclusions drawn in the article about large groups or meetings in the traditional sense, I find that a single person working alone can sometimes also be fairly unable to come up with new ideas due to working from only a single perspective. Unless of course they meant have these people working alone for the brainstorming, and then have them come together and pick the best ideas and implementations from the bunch.

    I think there may be a certain critical mass where enough (creative) people are in the room to come up with ideas from different perspectives, and enough cooperation and teamwork is in the room for the best ideas to rise above the ones that are simply said with the most volume and frequency. Of course I think the likelihood of getting the right sorts of people together with the right amount of self-awareness and ego to be able to admit when they don't have the best idea, is probably nothing short of a minor miracle for a company. I know there are people with whome we are more creative as a team than separately, but that is due to our experience and already established compatibility. The chances of us ever finding ourselves in the same company at this point are pretty slim.

    Certainly the groups one finds in a typical office meeting are not the slick and well-tuned creative machines that me and my friends have developed on our own, and certainly those sorts of meetings are the bane of all intelligent and productive people's corporate existences.

    1. Re:Not entirely to my experience, but close by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Of course I think the likelihood of getting the right sorts of people together with the right amount of self-awareness and ego to be able to admit when they don't have the best idea, is probably nothing short of a minor miracle for a company.

      It helps to be flat out busy because then you get less duplication and people tend to stick to what they have to work on. We are pretty lucky in that respect where I work. I find that if you have four people in a meeting, each with a different job to do, then you can come to a conclusion pretty quickly, and it will be a good one.

      There is one project running where the person who is meant to represent customer requirements thinks it is his job to be a UI designer (which it isn't) and that project is currently 200% over budget as we speak.

    2. Re:Not entirely to my experience, but close by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      The problem with the MSNBC article is it completely misrepresents the journal article.

      That being said, I really appreciate the story, since I started looking through the Journal of Consumer Research. It's a really interesting journal, it's basically about all the tricks marketers use to get you to buy shit.

      Founded in 1974, the Journal of Consumer Research publishes scholarly research that describes and explains consumer behavior. Empirical, theoretical, and methodological articles spanning fields such as psychology, marketing, sociology, economics, and anthropology are featured in this interdisciplinary quarterly. The primary thrust of JCR is academic, rather than managerial, with topics ranging from micro-level processes (e.g., brand choice) to more macro-level issues (e.g., the development of materialistic values).

      It's only $25/year for students. It's $140/year for everyone else, though. Then again, understanding how you're being manipulated into buying products can probably save you a lot more than that...

  21. Validation, not innovation by LibertineR · · Score: 1
    Meetings are almost never for the purpose of new ideas.

    When employees know which way the boss is leaning, how many feel safe calling him a dope?

    I remember when it actually WAS that way at Microsoft, because everyone was respected, and you could tell your manager that his idea sucked, so long as you had a better one and could PROVE it verbally and demonstrate it in code.

    These days, opposition to the bosses' idea is a fast track to unemployment.

    Companies that are succeeding today hire well, then turn their people loose to solve problems their own way. You just tell them where you want to end up, and let them drive.

    You have to have secure management for that, and this is a rare thing these days.

  22. How to have a sucessful meeting by Maximum+Prophet · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Let me recommed the book, "How to Run a Successful Meeting in Half the Time" http://www.amazon.com/How-Successful-Meeting-Half- Time/dp/0671726013/sr=8-7/qid=1172256632/ref=sr_1_ 7/102-8911026-2154546?ie=UTF8&s=books, It's a quick read, and does have good advice.

    The author gives the an example of a good meeting, the opening of the old TV show, "LA Law", where the lead attorney came in, laid his pocket watch on the table, then asked everyone to bring him up to speed with what they were doing. The pocketwatch was a device to let the audience know that he valued his time. Always, the meeting was over by the first commercial break. If real life corporate meetings could be more like this, I think we'd get a lot more done.

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    1. Re:How to have a sucessful meeting by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

      A former boss had a similar method. He took all the chairs and tables out of the room.

      Staff meetings went from 2+ hours to about 20 minutes.

    2. Re:How to have a sucessful meeting by Minwee · · Score: 1

      And I had a former boss who took all the donuts and coffee out of the room.

      Attendance at staff meetings when down from the whole department to three people.

  23. Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us. by wernst · · Score: 1

    I have a fakey "inspirational" poster in my cubicle with this expression quoted at the bottom. A wise investment of $13 that is now empirically proven to be true.

    1. Re:Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us. by abb3w · · Score: 1

      ObPlug: Despair, Inc. I don't work for 'em, I just buy their toys.

      The one for Burnout is popular with the local BOFH crowd; the one for Arrogance seems to amuse most of the local managers.

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  24. Laptop by ms1234 · · Score: 1

    Thats why I bring my laptop with me and do work, mostly ignoring the discussion, nod a few times, say "Mmm-huh" and then 10 minutes before the end actually listen to the conclusion and ask who the hell came up with a plan like this.

    1. Re:Laptop by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

      That and the 6-figure salary are the only things I envy in my boss's position. He's viewed as important enough that he can bring his laptop to meetings and not pay any attention and get away with it.

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  25. No Fucking Kidding by eno2001 · · Score: 2

    And for our next trick, we'll prove that water is wet.

    From what I've seen, the best projects/products in terms of actual value and progress (not popularity) tend to be the ones entirely controlled by one person. The Linux kernel is an excellent example. It outshines the capabilities of the Windows kernel in so many ways it's not even funny. And it's all under the watchful eye of the benevolent dictator Linus Torvalds. It could even be said that early Apple computers under Steve Jobs' guidance was progressive for similar reasons. All of the "asshole" myths from the 70s and 80s about him indicate that he was still highly involved in controlling the direction of Apple products and pretty much defined what Apple was before he was ousted. Now, if you want the APPEARANCE of progress and value, then you can use committees, consultants and most specifically nice shiny PR to make people THINK you're "the shit". But in reality, you aren't. Sadly the reality based world is not a place people want to live these days.

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    1. Re:No Fucking Kidding by guruevi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I tend to disagree. The Linux kernel and in a lesser degree Apple, but a great (commercial) example is Google all share the following:

      They are not run by a dictator. A dictator tends to stifle progress because his idea is law and that's what's going to happen. I had a manager like that once, he was the CEO and everything he said was a good idea. He also had no clue about anything going on outside his office (kinda like the pointy-haired boss in Dilbert), actually that whole company runs like the Dilbert cartoon including the salesmen and Catbert.

      They actually let people run with their ideas, produce something great and see if it fits in somewhere. If it gives any added value, it gets integrated, otherwise it gets dropped, rehashed or whatever is needed.

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    2. Re:No Fucking Kidding by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      They are not run by a dictator. A dictator tends to stifle progress because his idea is law and that's what's going to happen.

      I think you're taking the term too literally. "Benevolent dictatorship" seems to have become a term to describe a type of project management, it doesn't have anything to do with an actual government.

      That seems to describe a corporate bureaucracy more than a "benevolent dictatorship". People in bureaucracies always seem to end up primarily concerned with maintaining their fiefdoms, and "moving up the ladder." Benevolent dictators are basically "leaders" who define general goals and design philosophies, and end up having the final say whether an idea is feasible - and they obtain these dictatorships solely by having consistently been correct about whether the ideas were valuable.

  26. Meeting by Mullen · · Score: 1

    I held a meeting on this and we did not understand.

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  27. Oh No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Along with Powerpoint and crystal meth, it sounds like some of my co-workers might be in trouble.

  28. "We" have decided to comment by popo · · Score: 4, Funny

    After much discussion we have decided to comment on this absurd proposition that a group cannot write anything creative. Towards responding to this accusation, we propose a set of action items which will form a roadmap for our final response which will be distributed and posted to Slashdot by next Thursday afternoon.

    The first action item will be to define what "creativity" actually is. This issue will be discussed at a CD meeting (Creativity Definition Meeting) tentatively scheduled for Monday at 9:45 am. Donuts and coffee will be served.

    The results of the CD meeting will be compiled into a compelling Powerpoint presentation and displayed at our weekly Status Meeting on Wednesday at 4:30pm. Please note, we'll all be going out for drinks promptly following the meeting.

    Thursday will consist of a full day of intensive focus groups, follow up discussions, and satellite meetings which will put a fine point on the issue of our supposed inability to generate new and compelling ideas. That full day of meetings will be compiled in a pink sheet for distribution to top management prior to our official Slashdot response.

    Thank you.

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    1. Re:"We" have decided to comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hold on cowboy - are you sure you want to jump right into that CD Meeting right away? Might I suggest a pre-meeting to plan the CD Meeting, to decide what room to meet in, who is responsible for coffee, donuts, etc. Now that I think about it, how do we know what kind of donuts to get? What kind of coffee? Good God, man, we have to have a pre-pre-meeting!!

    2. Re:"We" have decided to comment by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Eat a-creamy-nougat-dipped-in-chocolate-as-dark-as-mid night-at-winter-solstice-and-topped-with-a-caramel -covered-coffee-bean YOU GRAY BASTARDS!

  29. Well duh! by Secret+Rabbit · · Score: 0, Troll

    How else would Fox "news" have any influence over people's opinions?

    If you don't buy what I'm saying. Just keep reading it over and over until you understand it.

  30. I wonder... by SuurMyy · · Score: 1

    if they had a meeting to come up w/this study... Maybe they could've reached another conclusion individually... ;)

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  31. confirmation of ancient knowlege by senahj · · Score: 1


    Effective leaders have known this at least since the Bronze Age.

    You do all the creative work, all the organizing,
    all the planning and "getting one's ducks in a line"
    _before_ the meeting. You talk to all the important
    participants, sound them out, and introduce your ideas,
    _before_ the meeting.

    Then you hold the meeting to review and ratify.

    For a picture of an effective leader playing this game
    at the grandmaster level, see the second volume of
    Robert Caro's biography of Lyndon B. Johnson,
    _Master_of_the_Senate_.

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  32. Never fear! by spun · · Score: 3, Funny

    Your boss just called. We're having a breakout session at lunch to determine what to do about all this brain atrophy. There will be lettuce and cheese sandwiches with generic food-service chips. See you there!

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    - None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
  33. In a perfect world, maybe. by khasim · · Score: 4, Interesting

    But the Reality is that most meetings suck, are mis-managed and a waste of time. Why these things are true does not matter. They are and they aren't going to change.

    So, avoid meetings as much as possible. Use email and the telephone and finally, talk to people in their cubicles/offices. Use the one-to-one means of communicating as much as possible. People will give you more information and more SENSITIVE information in person than they will in a group.

    Once you have all of that and you've run through the email/telephone/cubicle cycle a few times, then call a short meeting to make sure that everyone sees everyone else agreeing in public to what they've agreed to.

    Meetings suck. Avoid them.

    1. Re:In a perfect world, maybe. by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 3, Informative

      Which meetings? For which purpose? Are you developing a new product? Are you in an IT team producing a support document for users? Are you a research scientist trying to track the work of your assistants, or talking with investors? Are you part of a legal team?

      I know there's an IT and/or software development/engineering lens through which a lot of Slashdotters view the world. But many of the assumptions don't migrate to other contexts well. A receptionist, an IT tech, an industrial designer, and a financial analyst all have very different relationships to meetings, information, and creativity.

    2. Re:In a perfect world, maybe. by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "But the Reality is that most meetings suck, are mis-managed and a waste of time. Why these things are true does not matter. They are and they aren't going to change."

      I agree. There have been 'crunch' times...where I desperately needed to be let alone, to get code/procedures written...get data out..etc.

      Yet I was constantly being dragged out for meetings...design?, progress reports...amazing I was still able to get it done, but, man, it did nothing but increase the stress level of the few people actually trying to get the work done.

      I've never understood those...and there are lots of them out there, that just seem to LIVE for the meeting. In fact...that just seems to be some people's job description: Call and Attend as many meetings as possible.

      I'm like you in that I've rarely been to a meeting that was actually productive and beneficial.

      I saw a sig. once I really liked "The Romans didn't conquer the known world by having meetings, they did it by killing their enemies"

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    3. Re:In a perfect world, maybe. by Theolojin · · Score: 1

      Meetings suck. Avoid them.

      When I entered the corporate world years ago, I felt rather important when I was invited to attend meetings. I was part of the decision-making process!

      WOO-HOO!

      After my first promotion, attendance at meetings was no longer optional. Still, I was part of the decision-making process.

      Woo-hoo.

      After my second promotion (to department head), I had to conduct the meetings. I *was* the decision-making process.

      Bleh.

      Having attended hundreds, perhaps thousands, of meetings, I have learned that the overwhelming majority of meetings can be boiled down to five minutes of useful interaction/dialogue. All the necessary information is conveyed in about five minutes. The rest of the hour (or five) is filler. Blather to show one's knowledge or special insight.

      Meetings suck. Avoid them, indeed.

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    4. Re:In a perfect world, maybe. by Brickwall · · Score: 1

      Rent the video of John Cleese's "Meetings, bloody meetings". It's hilarious, and it shows exactly why so many meetings are pointless. On the other hand, I once had a sales manager whose Monday morning kickoff was great. It started exactly on time (the door was locked at 8:00 am; if you were late, you were out of luck), he had a definite agenda which he stuck to, and he didn't allow conversations to meander or ramble. We always came out charged up and looking forward to the week. So, not all meetings suck, just most of them!

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    5. Re:In a perfect world, maybe. by Bilbo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Or, my favorite variable is, how big is the meeting? Put two or three people in a room, and you will create significantly more "creative" work than those two or three on their own. Put ten or twenty people in a room, and at any particular point in time, over 75% of them will be half asleep, or thinking about other things.

      The other thing I always say is, "There should be a law against meetings longer than an hour."

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    6. Re:In a perfect world, maybe. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      I think you've got to the point of this pretty much exactly there.

      In my experience, formal meetings need just a few simple things to happen to be effective.

      • Formal meetings must have a simple, clear plan. Everyone coming to the meeting needs to know why the meeting is being called: what are the specific aims in terms of making decisions or sharing information, and what is the group going to discuss to get there? This usually means having an an agenda, and circulating any relevant background information in advance for people to consider on their own time.
      • Formal meetings must have a strong leader chairing them. This person above all others must understand why the agenda is what it is, and must keep the discussion on track at all times.
      • Formal meetings usually need someone smart to keep minutes, so that afterwards, a concise and accurate record is kept of all decisions made and information shared. This person should never be the person chairing the meeting.
      • The attendees at a formal meeting should be chosen because they have a reason to be there, want to contribute, and are willing to consider others' contributions with an open mind.

      Really, none of this stuff is rocket science. You can train people to work this way, or smart people who've been to a few meetings can think about this and reach these conclusions for themselves. It really doesn't matter. But just about everything that goes wrong in meetings -- drifting off-topic, a couple of loud people dominating the discussion even if their ideas aren't actually very good, reading out extensive background material during the meeting because people didn't prepare or weren't shown it in advance, talking for ages but no-one really knowing afterwards whether anything useful was achieved -- all of this stuff is trivially avoidable if you follow the simple guidelines, and have a good plan, good chair, good minute-taker and the right people there.

      As a footnote, being a good leader includes realising when having a formal meeting isn't the right solution. A lot of the time, sticking a handful of smart people around a whiteboard or something will be more productive than holding structured, formal debate with many participants.

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    7. Re:In a perfect world, maybe. by Dun+Malg · · Score: 0, Redundant

      The other thing I always say is, "There should be a law against meetings longer than an hour." Indeed. Someone needs to tell my wife's boss about this. Once a month he schedules something he euphemistically calls a "staff retreat". What it really is is an 8 hour meeting that the entire department staff has to attend. For 8 hours 20-odd people sit around in abject misery as the Department Director (boss) and four Project Directors (sub-bosses) blather on with great enthusiasm about the wonderful things they have planned for the organization. The entire staff is ostensibly there to offer feedback and "have a say" in the goings on, but no suggestions are ever acted upon. The bosses already have their plans worked out. On top of it, half the staff already knows the plans, and the other half work in highly administrative capacities (personnel, financial, etc) for which the mechanics of the projects are highly irrelevant. Really, the "retreats" are a chance for them to strut around and look like bosses, as nothing makes them feel more important than hearing themselves pontificate. Lately her boss has expressed the desire to make the retreats TWO days, as the sub-bosses feel they need more time to talk. I suspect these are the sort of meetings people mean when they say "meetings make you stupid".
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    8. Re:In a perfect world, maybe. by senatorpjt · · Score: 1

      According to the journal article,

      Collaborative groups consisted of triads, which are an appropriate size for small groups (Weldon and Bellinger 1997).

    9. Re:In a perfect world, maybe. by sgtsqh2o · · Score: 1

      I once attended a meeting where our objective was to make a powerpoint presentation for the next meeting. I hate powerpoint because people spend an inordinate amount of time making colorful slides.

  34. Irony by TheMidnight · · Score: 1

    Ironically this article popped up on Slashdot just as I loaded it onto my laptop at the beginning of a two hour team meeting. On top of that, I just ate McDonald's.

    I agree with the article. I believe the cloudy feeling that comes over me during meetings is probably due to the lack of mobility, several people in the same room trying to share oxygen, and psychological factors such as disinterest, disconnect and general boredom. I have been to very few interesting meetings, so I can imagine that people don't want to brainstorm during a typical meeting. I brainstorm best when it's a small group or I'm alone, and when my alertness is high. Meetings tend not to foster such an environment, and the room is darkened to help with the visibility of projection. It's just not good for thinking.

  35. Re:Offtopic. Did MSNBC site recently fix its error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mods, mod parent offtopic.

  36. social modes and introverts by drDugan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To those people with a basic understanding of human personality, this conclusion is obvious. The basic point here is that introverts are not able to function at their highest ability in real-time, face-to-face groups. Duh. . .

    It is interesting to note that in some other cultures, (like France, for example) introversion is respected and placed on an equal footing with extroversion. In the US, and in prevalent US-dominated world culture, extroversion is pushed almost exclusively as the norm. Most introverts are forced into physical spaces (cubicles) and interactions (meeting rooms) with lots of other people around. This leaves an introvert drained and unable to function at their highest ability. Also, the general expectation for most interactions is for real-time discussion (face to face or by phone) where extroverts have a distinct advantage solely because if their ability to respond faster verbally. Email is a notable exception to this in generally accepted practice, where the introverts have a distinct upper hand.

    Note: when I use the words introvert and extrovert here, I am not talking about the colloquial social definitions, nor the psychological disorder (maladaptive, overt) introversion, but rather the psychological typing used by MBTI, Keirsey, and other systems.

  37. In Other News by jaypatrick · · Score: 1

    Dumb teammates make you dumber. Incompetent bosses make you look dumber. Big Macs make your ass fat.

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  38. As the demotivation poster says by RyoShin · · Score: 1

    "Meetings: No one person is as stupid as all of us."

    Well, it's a close approximation to the poster. Alternatively:

    Neither I nor U are in Teamwork.

    1. Re:As the demotivation poster says by silvertear72 · · Score: 1

      Neither I nor U are in Teamwork. True, but there is a "m" and an "e".
    2. Re:As the demotivation poster says by jcuervo · · Score: 1

      Neither I nor U are in Teamwork.
      True, but there is a "m" and an "e".
      Also: meat, mat, tram, market, toe, toke, mote, mate, worm, ream, row, wart, more, mar, mow...

      # killall boggle ; rm -f /usr/games/boggle

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    3. Re:As the demotivation poster says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To: RyoShin

      From: Human Resources

      RE: Your recent posting on Slashdot

      We regret to inform you that, effective immediately, there really is no "U" in team.

  39. Meetings is where my productivity is highest by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2, Funny

    I write some of my best code during long, dull meetings.

    I even seem very active to the other participants, constantly taking notes on my laptop (as far as they know).

    1. Re:Meetings is where my productivity is highest by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You are usless. Anyone can write code(no really!) only very skilled people can get a meeting done well.

      The fact that some meeting are ran poorley by inept people and attended by people who have no interest in anything outside their cube(like you) doesn't mean meetings are bad, it just means you work with people who have no idea how to manage, and/or don't care what happens within the company.

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    2. Re:Meetings is where my productivity is highest by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

      You are a moron. I never said meetings were useless, quite the opposite, I applauded them for increasing my productivity. Your total lack of reading capability combined with your failure to grasp even the simplest logic train of logic makes you a liability to any organization where you participate. In fact, time wasters like you are the main the reason meetings have a bad reputation.

  40. "in the box" by drDugan · · Score: 1

    so let me get this straight... you take a bunch of people and put them in a box (a meeting room) and have some expectation they will think "outside the box"? Um?

    being around other people introduces an enormous set of implicit norms and expectations. most people follow all these norms completely unconsciously.

  41. U mean the internet stifles creativity? by heroine · · Score: 1

    The same idea repeated thousands of times by thousands of search results. Billions of people grouped together. A handful of sources providing all the original information. Sounds like a description of the internet. Did humans get less creative when they created the internet?

    1. Re:U mean the internet stifles creativity? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > Did humans get less creative when they created the internet?

      Interesting point of view, but I would posit it is the opposite. You see, even though a billion people may participate in a thing, the individual, sitting behind a computer, is working alone (usually). This can be evidenced by the very common, and incorrect, view that the Internet is "anonymous." If everyone on the Internet thought about others on the Internet as if they were in the same room staring at them, flame wars would be much less prevalent... you jerk! ;) (kidding, kidding)

  42. Which is good! by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2

    The last thing you would want is to increase the creativity of Congress...

  43. Study isn't really about meetings! by odyaws · · Score: 1
    I don't have access to the study, but at least FTA is seems like what they did is ask people to come up with a list of soft drink brands after exposing them to one brand. They came up with more alternatives individually than when paired with two others (though it's not clear whether each individual came up with fewer alternatives when in a group, which would be a trivial result, or whether the group came up with fewer alternatives than each of the separate individuals, which would be more interesting). It seems like a pretty big stretch to make general claims about the process of coming up with alternative solutions to problems from this data. In a well-run meeting (I know, they're rare) about a real-world *problem*, it seems like people can bring forth solutions that may be flawed, but that others in the group could help adapt to work. The group really can be smarter than the individuals (and I've seen it happen).

    Many posters have brought up the concept of groupthink, which also seems to me to be a separate issue. Groupthink has more to do with people being reluctant to come up with/bring forward alternative solutions when the majority of the group has already settled on a decision.

    Essentially I'd say that the issue of problem-solving individually vs. in groups is vastly more complex than can be explored with such a simple experiment. As the article mentions, the study may argue in favor of advertising during events that people watch as a group, but that's about as far as it goes.

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  44. Meetings aren't for that... by Sj0 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The primary purpose of meetings is to achieve consensus or to efficiently communicate information to the people who need it, not to be creative. The rest of your time on the job is the time to think of ways to effectively solve a problem. A meeting is for taking those ideas and throwing them out there, and seeing whose idea sticks.

    Honestly, if a group of supposedly well-educated people couldn't think of a solution to a problem on their own, multiplying their inability won't magically make 0+0+0=1

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    1. Re:Meetings aren't for that... by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

      A meeting is for taking those ideas and throwing them out there, and seeing whose idea sticks.

      This reminds me of throwing a certain substance against the wall and seeing what sticks. It's as good a description of the meetings I've attended as anything.

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    2. Re:Meetings aren't for that... by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I follow the idea that consensus so we can get to resolutely getting the job done is more important than having the best solution.

      Something like this happened a while ago: I was in a meeting with a planner and another engineer, and we were discussing the best way to convert a control loop with a VFD (AC Motor Controller) over to DeltaV. I thought the best solution would be to use the infastructure that existed and had a start/stop station attached to the existing VFD. Then we'd program the VFD to ignore the start/stop inputs for its own control, but then have an RS-232 to modbus plus converter grab the inputs and write to the outputs through the delta-V, allowing us to have a start/stop implemented in the DCS without running a new set of wires(We'd have a seperate E-Stop wired in, obviously). There were quite a few doubts as to whether we could make it work, and we already did it another way elsewhere in the mill, so I decided to agree with the others, because it was more important that we had a solution than it be the best one.

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  45. Nail in the coffin for brainstorming sessions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Unsurprisingly, both the Slashdot and TFA headlines are misleading. What the article really says is the whole idea of a brainstorming session is, to be blunt, bullshit. This isn't classic groupthink, per se, which has more to do with an overemphasis on agreement and congeniality squelching dissent in teams, leading to false consensus. Instead, our evolutionary heritage of social behavior means that we're more likely to discard our own ideas in favor of anothers, especially if that other is someone we look up to or perceive as a leader. So in a group situation, once a few ideas are thrown out it's hard to get any further new ideas because people will self censor themselves as "dumb," or worse not even consider anything else because they lose the thread in favor of paying attention to what's on the table. Hence, brainstorming is a complete waste of time.

    A better solution is to procede in rounds, where people do their creative thinking alone, then meet to coalate ideas, then go back off to perform creative synthesis on this new set of ideas alone, and so forth. Of course you still have to deal with groupthink when it eventually comes time to evualate competing options and select winners, but that's really a seperate issue with its own set of pitfalls.

    1. Re:Nail in the coffin for brainstorming sessions by PPH · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A better solution is to procede in rounds, where people do their creative thinking alone, then meet to coalate ideas, then go back off to perform creative synthesis on this new set of ideas alone, and so forth.
      Exactly. Putting multiple eyes on a problem is an effective method of spotting flaws. Since not every idea conceived by an individual is worthy of further pursuit (in fact, probably few are) this sort of cyclical development process works quite well. It requires all participants to leave their agendas and egos at the door.

      Because of this, I find that the most effective meetings are between peers. When the PHBs start attending, productivity goes down.

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  46. Ugghhh... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 2, Funny
    so said not-enough-info:

    Synergize your intellectual capital in a heads-up actionable game plan by leveraging mission critical low-hanging fruit that's just outside the box. It's a win-win-win for everybody!
    Uggghhh...I just threw up in my mouth a little. A pox on you.
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  47. I dunno by recharged95 · · Score: 1
    "Meetings Make You Dumber"

    We should have an online town hall meeting to discuss whether this is truth or not.

    IMO it's true, meetings require consensus building and 'LCD' communication ( least-common-denominator)--which usually takes up 75% of the meeting's time. So there's little chance anything creative comes out of it.

  48. Like a Chain... by Ikcor · · Score: 1

    Meetings are only as smart as the dumbest person attending.

  49. Pair programming by Channing · · Score: 1

    isn't pair programming just one long meeting ;-P

  50. Meetings are for tribal bonding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Meetings can be used for several secondary things, but the true functional effect of meetings is forming social bonds between co-workers who would otherwise never associate. Social bonding makes workers identify with their co-workers as a team and not just a work-group. 'They' become part of the tribe to form 'Us'.

    1. Re:Meetings are for tribal bonding by StalinsNotDead · · Score: 1

      From my observation, going to lunch as a group works better for that than meetings do.

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  51. ...perfect world, maybe. Ha! by thoughtlover · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "But the Reality is that most meetings suck, are mis-managed and a waste of time. Why these things are true does not matter. They are and they aren't going to change."

    I couldn't have said it better. The truth is that most meetings I've attended, most mandatory, are a waste of time. They are simple management tactics that make their managers think everyone is working as a team, when they usually have no topics for discussion.

    However, I disagree that a meeting of multiple people will invariably lead to a waste of time and make all more dumb just for being involved. Maybe bored, but I guess I can 'escape' with my imagination when I can. Really, some people just collaborate better in-person.

    It's always been my understanding that the greatest fear that people have is talking in front of a large group (like giving a speech) --often, I have found that people will _not_ give their true opinion in a group because of fear. Fear of being chastised or ridiculed in front of your peers usually ensures that people would rather 'go with the flow' rather than 'rock the boat'. Usually, the strongest personalities 'win' at these types of meetings where few challenge contrasting ideas with their own.

    One thing I know is that meetings, called brainstorming sessions, are crucial to some types of businesses. Creative businesses are primary. Many I know in the creative arts are very gregarious and meetings are a time to also relax and get to know others. However, I also worked for a university for many years in IT. There is no need for a weekly meeting that lasts one hour. Most people there didn't like to be in a group, even of their peers. They are loners, like many in that field, who don't like talking to people that much. It's almost like putting the nerd class in this situation is actually physically damaging to them. So, I can see why many could say that meetings are a waste of time, but to make one dumber?

    That quote about committees sounds more Douglas Adams than Robert Heinlein...

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  52. On the other hand... by PPH · · Score: 1

    .... they say that naps boost your IQ.

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  53. IQ of a Committee by Kelson · · Score: 1

    An old joke, but appropriate here:

    How do you determine the IQ of a committee?

    Take the average IQ in the room and divide it by the number of people in the committee.

    1. Re:IQ of a Committee by duffetta · · Score: 1

      Actually, I have always joked that I have come up with a Meeting Usefulness Quotient. It goes something like: U(m) = 1 / n! where n = the number of attendees. Maybe we could throw in a term that takes average IQ of attendees into account.

  54. Re:...perfect world, maybe. Ha! by db32 · · Score: 1

    Heinlein was a Navy man IIRC and I'm sure has FAR greater insight to the nature of committees and meetings. As far as being a waste of time, that is absolute crap. Now, while the majority of meetings I have been through were crap, they weren't crap because they were mandatory meetings, they were crap because they were held by people being managers and not leaders. There is a distinct difference, and to think that you can just hold a meeting and get stuff done is stupid. It takes training just like everything else. You have to be trained to conduct effective meetings, you have to be a leader and not a manager.

    One of those irritating things I have noticed is that technical oriented people will discount managerial behaviour out of hand rather than looking at the individual. There are hordes of ineffective managers being hired with no real leadership qualities or capabilities. Work for someone who has strong leadership traits, has had good leadership training, and you simply won't fear meetings anymore. When I have worked for this type of person I have actually looked forward to a coming meeting. You get to provide status information, collect status and ideas from other sections, and get a good direction and any change information and sent back to work. If handled by a competent leader your meetings will actually keep your team on track better and things will get done with fewer mistakes or last minute changes.

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  55. Meetings Work When You Like Your Meeters by Akemi · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, many meetings _are_ a waste of time. But this isn't due to the nature of meetings; bad meetings result when the organizer doesn't know how to facilitate. With the right group of people, meetings can be productive and creative. Comedy writers, for example, can come up with some funny stuff when they're sitting in a room bouncing ideas off each other. Long, bad meetings show that the person in charge is disorganized. For the most part, meetings should be short and sweet. Set a goal for the meeting, accomplish it, then move on. If you need to brainstorm, let people work in pairs for a few minutes, then discuss the ideas as a group.

  56. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, just out of meeting. Did I miss anything?

  57. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  58. Fortunately, I have this... by lewp · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Fortunately, I have this... by HiVizDiver · · Score: 1

      Argh, I knew I should have changed my "read level" before posting... :)

  59. Dumber + Dumber = ? by blavallee · · Score: 1

    So what is the affect of meetings centered around PowerPoint presentations?

  60. Wow, this has never seemed more appropriate... by HiVizDiver · · Score: 1

    http://despair.com/meetings.html

    "Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us"

  61. Learning to be Smarter by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    People learn to act creative. Some of us do manage to learn how to do it, usually alone. It's hard to learn to be creative in a competitive environment. When I was in public school in the 1970s-80s, the curriculum included special training for the "smart kids" in brainstorming. Practicing builds those skills. Not just being creative oneself, but much more of the activity in the group is helping others create ideas without stepping on them. Offering an idea is risky, because it's often wrong, which can discredit you, costing you social power, if even one or a few others in the group are competing.

    So while this study might show that "meetings make you dumber", or that we act dumber in meetings, that doesn't have to be true. If we don't just accept it, we can learn to do a lot better. And since "meetings" just means "collaboration with other people", we have a lot better we can do. Better than we can alone, if we get it right.

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  62. What works for me by cyberfunkr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Meetings are going to happen. It's really tough to avoid them so you might as well have a plan for when they occur.

    When I am in charge of making a meeting happen I try to use this little trick: Everyone has X amount of time before the meeting, usually in days. At that meeting be ready with 3 solutions to the problem, and rebuttal arguments for why #1 and (hopefully) #2 were mentally scrapped by the time you figured out option #3.

    Now the meeting rolls around and I have say 5 people all ready to go with up to 15 different answers, but before we've even started most of those have been rejected.

    We'll still cover all the solutions so we can weed out duplicates, shoot down people's third choice that someone else already thought of and realized a shop stopper ("...And that's why this idea will work." "Well, it would work, but where are we going to get tights in our size at this time of night?"), and correct any assumptions for people's self-realized blockers. ("At first I thought we could do this, but we need Marketing's help and they're buried." "Actually, Marketing just finished our last major project so we have a few days breathing room to help out.")

    This keeps the "group think" out of the process until later in the process when the playing field has already narrowed down to 2-3 solid ideas.

    1. Re:What works for me by peektwice · · Score: 1

      Righto! Here's my solution to the same problem -> http://www.bullshitbingo.net/cards/bullshit/

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  63. Quite the Opposite IMHO by cowtamer · · Score: 1

    I've found that I'm more creative in meetings for two reasons:

    1) I bring my notebook and completely phase out the meeting. The best new ideas come to me that way

    2) If you're with a small group of creative people (2-3 max) who are on the same wavelength with you, you might get some synergy. We called this "Crack Smoking" at my old job. (As in: hey, take a whiff of the pipe and consider THIS idea...).

    The answer may be meeting lunches (where you go out and casually discuss stuff).

    [as opposed to lunch meetings whose sole purpose is to suck the life out of people faster]

    1. Re:Quite the Opposite IMHO by smash · · Score: 1
      As you say, i think there's an important distinction between 2 different types of meetings. Scheduled, official boardroom meetings in the workplace (shoot me please) and pub-lunch/spontaneous type meetings where no one is scared to just shoot the shit.

      I know that personally, I can't stand the former, and from prior experience, i just KNOW that if i suggest anything new or groundbreaking, it's going to result in *another fucking meeting* being scheduled, and the idea going to committee, etc, etc and then maybe, just maybe 6 months later the idea will re-surface and be put on another meeting, etc.

      The pub-lunch/spontaneous type, with say 2-3 close team members is far more productive. Have a casual, no-bullshit chat about things, and decide then and there whether or not something is worth pursuing...

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  64. long-time Slashdot quirk...editor's fault? by game+kid · · Score: 2, Funny
    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/04/23/151322 4

    Title: "Learn The Language Of Math"

    Text: "...from first principles. Metamath does not claim to teach you mathematics, just as..."

    From Metamath (around that time): "The choice of title for this story, "Learn The Language Of Math," was unfortunate and was the Slashdot editor's, not mine."

    Some things never change...*tags story "confictingtitleandsummary"*.

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  65. Mind Mapping software on meetings by Natales · · Score: 1

    If you gather a relatively manageable group of people (up to 10) in a room with a projector, and you work through the meeting with a clear agenda and take visual notes using Mind Mapping software (http://www.mindjet.com/), I've personally experienced a tremendous gain in productivity, as people tend to collaborate better when they have a visual representation.

  66. Heinlein Fanboy Troll by LazLong · · Score: 1

    The poster misquotes Heinlein. The correct quote is: "A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain." -Lazarus Long, from the Notebooks of Lazarus Long.

  67. see the details first... by nous · · Score: 1

    has anyone responding to this post actually seen the research in
    question? i bet most posters to slash/dot are not regular readers
    of the particular journal where it was published, so all they have
    is the flimsy report of the research. please look at the study first
    before violently agreeing with it. just because it is called "research" and
    is published and happens to match some people's experience or expectations
    [see spolsky for a recent dose of the latter] does not make it good,
    accurate, or predictive.

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  68. Re:...perfect world, maybe. Ha! by Bill+Dog · · Score: 1

    Usually, the strongest personalities 'win' at these types of meetings where few challenge contrasting ideas with their own.

    You nailed it with that. It's not so much fear of being chastised or ridiculed, as being shouted down. When the same egomaniacal blowhards make a federal case over any little thing that deviates from their own way, they get their way every time, because the rest of us are just tired.

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  69. It's called the Salz Rule by mshurpik · · Score: 1

    "The size of a group is inversely proportional to its intelligence."

    Give it a whirl, see if you disagree. The occasions on which you enable a large group to behave intelligently, are the occasions on which you buy property in Aspen, CO. Not easy.

  70. Film at ten by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

    I think this sums it up pretty well.

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  71. Heinlein by sechannell · · Score: 1

    Heinlein actually said committees were creatures with three or more LEGS and no brain, not bellies (which makes no sense).

  72. personally.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like attending meetings at my job.

    Makes me feel at least slightly important when I get asked to attend and it takes me out of the tedium of my day to day tasks. Regardless of if the meeting was productive or not I still get paid so it doesn't affect me in the slightest.

  73. If you can't work as a team by GreyFlcn · · Score: 1