Wednesday, April 3, 2002; 11:01 p.m. EST Saddam's Suicide Bomber Reward Yields Deadly Results
It's been a month since Iraqi madman Saddam Hussein decided to boost the reward he offers to suicide bombers from $10,000 to $25,000 - and the pay raise is apparently paying off.
Since Iraq upped the suicide incentive, 12 Palestinian bombers have successfully blown themselves to smithereens inside Israel, including one man who killed 25, the Associated Press noted today.
The families of three human hand grenades recently reported that they received $25,000 checks.
The kamikaze killers are also often honored as fallen heroes, with their families reaping praise for their sacrifice to the cause. A particularly deadly bomber may even be memorialized with a street named after him.
One pro-Iraqi Palestinian leader told the AP the support payments for relatives often helped potential bombers to make up their minds.
"Some people stop me on the street, saying if you increase the payment to $50,000 I'll do it immediately," he added in apparent jest.
Alarm. TOWELFAT WILL TAKE A JEWS MONEY, HE WILL STEAL IT, HE WILL KILL FOR IT, AND THE FUCKING LOW LIFE TOWELHEAD WILL EVEN COUNTERFIT IT. HAHAHAHA NICE ONE TOWEL BOY ARAFRAUD, CRIMINAL MAFIOSO SCUM FUCKIN BUCKET. Look to the leaders of Islam for the killing of innocents, the beheading of gays, the counterfitting of money and research into weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION!!!
Counterfeit Money Found In the meantime, searches of Arafat's compound revealed forged dollars and Israeli money as well as plates for printing money, Sheetrit said.
Tuesday, April 2, 2002 JERUSALEM - Israeli troops Monday kept up their siege of Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat's bureau in the West Bank town of Ramallah while confronting Palestinians in Bitunia, Kalkilya and Tulkarim. A senior security source who briefed reporters said the operation would widen drastically and eventually spread to the Gaza Strip.
The official indicated the Israelis were after Fatah Tanzim's leader in the West Bank, Marwan Barghouti.
The operation, code named Defense Shield, would take weeks, Justice Minister Meir Sheetrit said. "If there will be a need, we shall go from place to place. We will look for all of them. Whoever has a role in terror will be caught. Today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, he will pay the price."
The senior security source said he believed this time that the army was doing real work, unlike the previous sweep through West Bank towns and refugee camps in raids that seemed designed just to deliver a warning.
Israeli soldiers were surrounding Arafat's chambers in Ramallah, reportedly one wall away from the Palestinian leader.
Israel has promised the United States not to harm Arafat. Minister Sheetrit said 70 people they were looking for were with Arafat. They include Fuad Shubaky, who arranged a massive arms smuggling from Iran, the people allegedly involved in Tourism Minister Rehavaam Zeevi's assassination, and the head of the General Intelligence in the West Bank, Brig. Gen. Tawfik Tirawi.
Palestinian security officials denied Israeli claims that suspects were staying in Arafat's office and said that Israel made such claims as an excuse to break into Arafat's office and harm him.
The Israeli security source said the troops were reluctant to force their way through because Arafat might be hurt, and the situation remained in a stalemate.
However, he stressed, "We are not going to leave Ramallah without arresting all the fugitives."
Counterfeit Money Found
In the meantime, searches of Arafat's compound revealed forged dollars and Israeli money as well as plates for printing money, Sheetrit said.
Tanks were surrounding the Palestinian Preventive Security headquarters, where the Israelis believed some 250 people have taken shelter. One of them could be Fatah Tanzim's leader, Barghouti, but the Israeli intelligence is not sure of his presence.
Sheetrit said Fatah Tanzim was guilty of five times more attacks this year than Hamas.
The senior security source said Barghouti transferred money from Arafat to a cousin who then gave it to attackers.
Until Monday, Israeli units were not supposed to attack Barghouti. The Israeli authorities were concerned that killing him would make him a martyr and prompt a wave of terrorist attacks. The Israelis regarded him as a leader with whom they might eventually negotiate.
'No Negotiations'
"Now there are no negotiations. There is no one to talk to and we are going to put our hands on everyone involved with terror," the official said.
The source said Palestinian Security Chief Col. Jibril Rajoub, who they claim might be shielding Marwan Barghouti, was not on Israel's wanted list because he did not send attackers.
The source belittled Rajoub as a swollen balloon who talks a lot but does not like to fight and is a hostage of the Tanzim militia.
However, Col. Mohamed Dahlan, chief of preventative security in Gaza, said Israeli sources have confined Rajoub to the Betonia headquarters, where he claims Israli tanks are trying to break in.
Latest Bombing
An Israeli police officer died Monday from injuries inflicted by a car bomb at a roadblock in downtown Jerusalem. The Israeli army rolled into the West Bank's city of Tulkarim and Deheisha refugee camp.
The Israeli offensive, dubbed "Operation Defense Shield," has killed more than 30 Palestinians, according to Palestinian medical sources.
Jerusalem Police Chief Mikki Levy said the car bombing occurred shortly before 9 p.m. Two other people were wounded, and the Palestinian driver was killed, police said.
Levy said the blast happened after the car arrived at the roadblock and police asked the driver for his identity card.
Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigade, said to be associated with Palestinian Authority Chairman Yasser Arafat's Fatah movement, claimed blame. The attack was the seventh, including six suicide bombings and one shooting, in six days.
In a statement, the group identified the bomber as Rami Sho'aani from the Deheisha refugee camp in the West Bank.
Al Aqsa said the bombing was carried out in response to the Israeli army's offensive in the West Bank and the destruction of Arafat's compound in Ramallah.
In response, the Israeli army supported by dozens of tanks, armored vehicles and infantry troops into the West Bank refugee camp of Deheisha, which is adjacent to the besieged town of Bethlehem.
Mohammed Madani, the mayor of Bethlehem, said that tanks and troops supported by Apache helicopters stormed the refugee camp.
The Ha'aretz Web site reported that an Israeli was killed Monday near Jerusalem's Har Homa neighborhood by a Palestinian sniper. Eight IDF soldiers were wounded, one seriously, in a shooting attack in Ramallah. The Israeli military also entered the West bank city of Qalqilyah overnight, as "Operation Defensive Wall" entered its fourth day. Eight soldiers were injured during the operation in Qalqilyah.
IDF troops were also operating Monday in Beit Jala and other areas near Bethlehem, Ha'aretz reported.
Re:Sllort and all you other flame addicts:
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What a fag you are. STFU. This thread, these "jokes" make me sick. I still cant decide if Japani-GAY or this SHIT sucks worse
FO & D piss fuckers.
Lame as shit, lame and gay.
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Taco, you fucking suck, you loser. This is a news site, not a fuckhole. I hate you. You know how much I really want OS X for X86, and you trivialize my desires in a gay fag shit I'll times shit played out loser land joke. Go jerk off or fuck you new "fiancee," who should dump your fucking ass if your maturity level allows for CONTINUED lameness on April Fags day.
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Strategy for now: Bloodshed (Especially for the criminals know as Palestinians)
After five suicide bombings against Israelis in five days and a renewed siege of Palestinian areas that has brought Israeli tanks and troops to Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat's very threshold, it would seem that the Middle East is approaching some sort of climax.
But if there is anything to be learned from a half century of bloodshed in the region, it is this: Things can always get worse.
Four major Arab-Israeli wars, one smaller conflict against Lebanon and a decade-long peace process have given way to the first full-blown Palestinian-Israeli war. A cruel brinkmanship has enveloped the aging leaders of both sides as each vies to inflict the most pain and wrest support and sympathy from the outside world. Israeli retaliation for each act of Palestinian violence provokes more young Palestinians to kill themselves and as many Israelis as possible. And those attacks push Israel to clamp down even tighter on the Palestinians and make it harder for either side to envision ever living together in peace. (NOTE, the Arabs lost all of the said wars, because they are stupid, evil and wrong.)
Israeli forces killed at least 15 Palestinians over the weekend. Sunday, a suicide bombing in Israel and another at a West Bank Jewish settlement killed 15 Israelis. The conflict has claimed more than 1,600 lives in the past 18 months.
Palestinians say they have no strategy apart from forcing Israel to withdraw from the territories it has occupied since the 1967 Arab-Israeli war. (They dont have a strategy besides murder because they are stupid.)
One underlying motivation, on both sides, appears to be an attempt to topple leaderships in hopes that fresh figures will be more capable of bringing peace than the two old warriors -- Arafat and Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon -- who are facing off as they did in Lebanon two decades ago. (When the just were trying to snuff out the evil terrorist Arafat then too.)
Sharon on Sunday called Arafat ''the enemy of Israel and the free world in general'' and promised a relentless campaign against him.
Arafat, his popularity rising among Palestinians as Israelis have tightened the siege around him, also seemed in his element Sunday as he met with a peace delegation of international supporters.
**** Others gathered around him included men accused of killing Israeli Cabinet minister Rehavam Zeevi last year and a Palestinian official said to have arranged a massive shipment of weapons from Iran seized by Israel in January. **** The terrorist surrounded by his terrorist pals.
Arafat told reporters he had urged U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell on Saturday to send ''international forces to end this military escalation against our people.''
The Bush administration says it is prepared to send monitors but only after both sides agree to a cease-fire. Sunday, U.S. officials confined themselves to condemning the latest suicide bombings.
Special envoy Anthony Zinni remains in the region and met with Arafat on Friday. But his attempts to broker a cease-fire have been fruitless since a suicide bombing last week killed 22 Israelis at a dinner celebrating the first night of the holiday of Passover.
In last month's visit to the region, Vice President Cheney refused to meet Arafat until he took steps to end the suicide attacks. Arafat appears unwilling, or unable, to discard what he seems to regard as a winning tactic when Palestinians do not believe Sharon will concede enough territory to give them a viable state.
''This is a limited operation that will wind up in a week or two,'' says Mark Regev, spokesman for the Israeli Embassy in Washington. ''We want to send a very clear message to the Palestinian leadership that this wave of suicide bombings will hurt them more than it hurts us.''
Few Israelis would shed tears if Arafat was ''accidentally'' killed by crossfire or the stress of the siege.
''I don't see Arafat as a partner,'' says Joseph Alpher, an Israeli strategic analyst and longtime supporter of peace negotiations. ''Arafat does not have a strategy for peace or war. He is only bringing more misery and suffering to his own people.''
Most Israelis say they believe that Arafat forfeited the Palestinians' best chance at statehood when he failed to make the most of the Clinton administration's intense involvement in Middle East negotiations two years ago.
The image of Arafat as a peacemaker, created when he shook the hand of Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin (news - web sites) on the White House lawn in 1993, has reverted to that of Arafat the terrorist, responsible for the massacre of Israeli athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympics in Germany and countless other attacks. However, it is unclear who would replace him. Waiting in the wings are equally militant figures from secular Palestinian groups as well as Islamic extremists from organizations such as Hamas, which has pioneered suicide bombings in Israel.
Sharon has repeatedly expressed regret that Israeli forces did not kill Arafat then. In recent months, he has intensified the squeeze around the Palestinian leader by preventing him from traveling and threatening to expel him if he attended an Arab summit in Beirut last week. Israeli forces first destroyed Arafat's headquarters in Gaza and have now reduced to rubble much of his compound in Ramallah.
If Arafat survives Sharon's latest onslaught, the political equation could still change if Israelis decide they need new leadership. Sharon's popularity among Israelis has sunk to about 20%, but his unity government remains secure so long as the Labor Party is part of his coalition. If Sharon falls, however, his replacement could be the even more hawkish former prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
18:40 IT Monday: One Israeli Critically Injured by Palestinian Gunfire at Har Homah, Jerusalem Police officers of the free and western world shot at by masked criminals glorified by the criminal media.
Earlier, Eight Israeli Soldiers Injured in Ramallah - Two Seriously Police officers of the free and western world shot at by masked criminals glorified by the criminal media.
Senior American Intelligence Officers Are Positioned in Region Closely Monitoring Development of Israel's Counter-Terror Offensive Group is Led by CIA Director George Tenet I hope they make an Arab virus to rid the world of these foul beings.AIDS for DUMMIES it should be called.
At 01:30 IT after Sunday Midnight, Tenet and Envoy Zinni Called Secretly on Arafat in Ramallah He probably said, hey, Towelie, your time is up
Earlier, Israel Showed Group Items Found in Offices of al Aqsa Brigades Commander Tirawi: Quantities of Bomb Belts, Pipe Bombs Packed with Spikes and Nails, Explosives, Grenades and Ordnance Is more evidence needed that Arafat's closest associates are Terrorists?
Palestinian Suicide Unit Defeated in Battle With Israeli Siege Troops Sunday Night in Arafat's Ramallah Compound Six Palestinians Killed, 4 Seriously Injured No Israeli Casualties the warriors ordained by God to vanquish the orcish islamic devil worshippers are triumphant in the face of the selfless suicide bombers who do the bidding of the Anti-christ.
Palestinians in Next Terror Wave Target Israeli Leaders Including Sharon Arafat was wrongly spared of death to prevent any un warranted martyrdom, by the Pale-stains will have no such reciprocol honor.
Read DEBKAfile Expose of First Palestinian Suicide Unit on Battlefield Early Sunday, Explosion Injures Seven Israeli Soldiers - One Seriously During House-to-House Search in QalqilyaPolice that are searching for terrorists are now routinely fired upon by the scum calling themselves Palestinians
Israel Tanks and Troops Took over West Bank Town Sunday Night Tirawi's Gunmen Put 10 Palestinians to Death in Tulkarm for Suspected Collaboration with Israel
In Two Palestinian Suicide Attacks Sunday: Sixteen Killed, 38 Injured in Bombing of Haifa "Matsa" Restaurant, Six Israelis Injured, One Critically, at First Aid Post at Gush Etzion Town of Efrat near Bethlehem
Israel's Passover Terror Toll Soars to 47 Israelis Killed, 219 Injured in Five Days Mind you, these are real people, not inferior gehtto scum who take the lives of innocents like the Palestinian terrorists
Continuing Antisemitic Violence in France: Jewish Synagogue Is Burned Down in Marseilles, Sunday After Gunman Fires on Kosher Butcher in Toulouse Synagogues in Strasbourg and Lyons Torched Earlier Kristallnacht again? Is the west winding up to becoming like Germany in 1939? Anti semetism because its fun? Because nuking these Arabs back to the stone age so they have a reason to act like cavemen is too hard on the price of Oil? The free world will look on this era as the great mistake, where we underwrote the Terroists that are the Arab nations and the communists in China. These slime will come back to haunt us. Again, again again. The west is choosing thier friends now, god have mercy on us all.
Hizballah Open Light Weapon Fire Sunday Midnight on Israeli Positions Guarding Western Sector of Israel-Lebanese Frontier - Second Attack in Three Days Death to Islam
Arafat the EXECUTIONER - always masked, those who are shamed in the face of the one True GOD, must hide themselves from his visage because they are of the DEVIL. They will stop at nothing, even killing thier won to spread hatred and the death that Islam promotes.
Palestinian gunmen kill 'collaborators'
Israeli forces have entered several Palestinian areas
Masked Palestinian gunmen have shot dead 11 suspected collaborators, as Israel continues to widen its offensive in the West Bank.
Eight people were killed in the West Bank town of Tulkarm by two gunmen, who entered a building used by the Palestinian intelligence service, Palestinian security sources said.
Israel has been battered by a spate of of suicide bombings Perpetrated by those who hate life, the followers of Islam.
Earlier, two men also accused of helping the Israelis were found with gunshot wounds in the town of Qalqilya, and one man was killed in Bethlehem. Executed without trial, in cold blood, by thier own peoples.
Israeli troops and tanks firing heavy machine guns later thrust into Tulkarm as helicopters circled overhead. The army already controls Qalqilya, and more tanks have massed on the outskirts of Bethlehem. The lord looks favorably on the backs of the heros of the IDF.
Palestinian security sources say 10 tanks made their way to the centre of Tulkarm on Monday afternoon - while dozens of tanks remained on the outskirts and around the two refugee camps located there.
The incursions came hours after Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon declared war on what he called Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat's terrorist infrastructure.
Mr Sharon had been speaking in a televised address to the nation after two suicide bombings killed 17 people and injured more than 30 on Sunday.
In Qalqilya, the Israeli military said it was conducting searches for militants and weapons in order "to destroy the terrorist infrastructure" in the town.
Qalqilya is close to the Israeli cities of Tel Aviv and Netanya, which have both been targeted by Palestinian suicide bombers.
Power and water supplies were cut off as at least 60 tanks took up position, and some exchanges of fire were reported.
And he urged political and religious leaders to work to end "the tragic sequence of attacks and killing that bloody the Holy Land."
Islamic foreign ministers meeting in Malaysia have warned that Israeli military action against the Palestinians is dragging the region towards all-out war.
Israeli police now say they are considering deporting the group of activists - most of whom are French.
Leave it to the French to be the worst fucking fools on the god damn planet. sell them some more weapons, you stinking french fucks, the world used to hate your imperialism.
Leave it up to the Koran to lead the way in moral sucktitude! Human rights communists should focus on real HR voilations, and not worshipping terrorist-Arafat.
Beheadings rise in the desert kingdom
Saudi Arabia: Foreigners more likely to die by the sword, says Sandra Jordan
Sunday October 24, 1999 The Observer
They call them the 'Chop Squares', the killing grounds across the kingdom of Saudi Arabia where the condemned meet their deaths at the hands of a sword-wielding executioner. If you are found guilty of any of the following in the kingdom - murder, rape, armed robbery, drug smuggling, apostasy (turning your back on Islam) or witchcraft - the price is beheading.
Prisoners are taken to a public place, often outside a mosque where the men have assembled after Friday prayers, thus ensuring maximum humiliation and distress to the prisoner.
In recent years, however, the number of public executions carried out under the auspices of Sharia (Koranic) law has escalated so sharply that beheadings are no longer limited to Fridays. The atmosphere during the killings in the 'Chop Squares' is one of spectacle.
Women are not exempt from execution. Nor is youth any guarantee of immunity. With the onset of puberty, convicted youngsters are considered adult enough to die.
Most of the prisoners beheaded in Saudi Arabia are foreign nationals. In 1998, 29 people were executed. So far this year, 95 people have been judicially killed, 49 being foreigners, including 12 Pakistanis, 10 Nigerians (three were women), nine Afghans, six Indians, as well as citizens from Thailand, Indonesia, the Philippines, Syria, Jordan, Ethiopia, Chad and Yemen.
The sharp rise in executions this year has set alarm bells ringing in human rights organisations. Figures for previous years (122 in 1997; 96 in 1996 and 192 in 1995) suggest the relatively smaller number of death sentences carried out in 1998 may have been a glitch.
In 1998, the international spotlight focused on Saudi Arabia over the two British nurses, Lucille McLauchlin and Deborah Parry, accused of murdering a colleague. Their sentence was com muted and they were allowed to return to Britain on paying the deceased's relative blood money. Most people who get on the wrong side of Saudi law do not have the advantages of international media interest or legal assistance.
This year the UN Commission on Human Rights renewed its call for a worldwide moratorium on executions by 2000, with a view to abolishing the death penalty worldwide.
Ninety countries still retain the death penalty although 23 of these are 'abolitionist de facto ', having not carried out any executions for more than 10 years. A further 13 countries have abolished the death penalty for all but exceptional cases; 69 countries have abolished the death penalty absolutely.
I hate that raghead. He masturbates to dead people on TV. He loves killing helpless Russian immgrants who escape a fascist country - especially during a family celebration.
George Lucas is fat fuck money loving asshole. He is also divorced, and he had to adopt children because he is impotent. I also think he adopted kids so that potentially when they become 18, he can have sex with them.
The first 2 Star Wars flicks were great, Jedi was the beginning of his end. ROTJ was fair, ESB was the best. This Episode 1 shit is trash. His "use" of computers sucks.
I hope Lucas dies. I hope EP 3 never comes out under his direction. He is a fucking freak.
I hope CmdrTaco wakes up to the needs and the will of his own community THAT UNDERWRITE HIS EXISTENCE.
CmdrTaco, you are a complete ass... This "SLASHDOT" is in the doldrums.
Taco, you are a far cry from a Linus Torvalds or an Alan Cox, who can work WITH people and their community to make things BETTER; you make this place suck worse. You suck. You wield your stick of power, you and your fag editors.
John-fucking-Romero selling a car on Ebay? Indiana Jones 4? ANIME? You want anime?
Take an episode of King of the Hill , cut the frame rate to 5 FPS, use thick black marker around the characters, incorporate lots of flashing lights, and come up with retarded character names like "Super Duper Atomic Man With Utmost Respect For Scallop". There you go, anime.
You don't have to be a KRESKIN to see that IT IS OVER. There is something, as Jeff K would say, SI BETTAR.
Oh yeah, CmdrTaco, remember when you linked to http://www.somethingawful.com/, and you knew that Lowtax (who is a real person unlike Fag Rub Mold-aaaah) was having server trouble, and he made any slashdot referred hits go to goatse.cx? Remember that? Remember how you were a baby a FUCKING DELETED the story? You cry baby fucking tool bitch. Lowtax is god, you are a bitch. I hope your faggy cmdrtaco.net pictures end up on CLIFF YABLONSKI, and I hate you too you scum sucking mold queen
I would never presume to make Slashdot a 'freshmeat.net' or a 'sourceforge.net', that is to announce every picayune release of every little open-source project, but there have been some gross oversights here - particularly in light of the fact the very site and community relies on various core technologies and the distributions that in turn support those applications. My gripes are no longer relevant, as several releases of important things have gone unnoticed and honorable maintainers of the unsaid projects don't get recognized by the site that proclaims to be "news for nerds." What a crock.
I have also attempted to post using precedent. Doesn't help. What was front page worthy a week, month or year ago isn't again because I'm not an editor - even if the context and circumstance is the same. Bill Gates could die, and I'll bet anything I would never get the post, even if I knew a day in advance. Death, dark, painful, death to you who hold the scepter of power.
You betrayed your community, you are a lucky bitch like Bill Gates, right place, right time. I hope to the powers that be you quit being the "leader" of this dirty unreadable mess you call slashcode and hand the scepter of power to someone who can RESPECT his community.
And a tip for you; you elitist jerk: Tell people why, besides blind stupidity or bias, you reject stories! You can't - that would be like seeing the M$ source code, it would be a laughing stock to actually reveal your twisted half-assed reasoning.
No wonder the Taco Snotting FAQs and all sorts of shit comes out on here, and all the crap flooding and trolling. YOU FAILED as a leader, you betrayed your community and you suck. I love slashdot for the others that come here, and the news ends up being better than shit (not hard to do in a world full of mega-omnipediaplex corporations that spew forth garbage 'news'), but the editors here are biased, unfair and categorically suck; I hope you all re-evaluate how lucky you are to have jobs, you suck at interviews, you suck at content and community management. You are not the "portal for nerds," the Yahoo for nerds if you will. You are a petty band of garbage vendors who have duped a larger company into giving you jobs so they can spray ads in our faces.
Give this project to a real person who has sex with people and doesn't fuck blow up dolls of anime characters and plays video games and "hack" Perl for a living. God damn loser. And pick up a book on Perl idioms. And your fucking arcade thing is so fucking gay, why would you want to stand and play a fucking game? Fucking retard.
DIE.
Reading Slashdot with a threshold to prevent reading stupid stuff is like putting a shit filter on your ass. The problem is, some of the worst SHIT comes from the editors.
I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap. -Woz
ALARM! ALARM! He's packing! - Lee Hong's Chink from Hitman Codename 47
I hope CmdrTaco wakes up to the needs and the will of his own community THAT UNDERWRITE HIS EXISTENCE.
CmdrTaco, you are a complete ass... This "SLASHDOT" is in the doldrums.
Taco, you are a far cry from a Linus Torvalds or an Alan Cox, who can work WITH people and their community to make things BETTER; you make this place suck worse. You suck. You wield your stick of power, you and you fag editors.
John-fucking-Romero selling a car on Ebay? Indiana Jones 4? ANIME? You want anime?
Take an episode of King of the Hill , cut the frame rate to 5 FPS, use thick black marker around the characters, incorporate lots of flashing lights, and come up with retarded character names like "Super Duper Atomic Man With Utmost Respect For Scallop". There you go, anime.
You don't have to be a KRESKIN to see that IT IS OVER. There is something, as Jeff K would say, SI BETTAR.
Oh yeah, CmdrTaco, remember when you linked to http://www.somethingawful.com/, and you knew that Lowtax (who is a real person unlike Fag Rub Mold-aaaah) was having server trouble, and he made any slashdot referred hits go to goatse.cx? Remember that? Remember how you were a baby a FUCKING DELETED the story? You cry baby fucking tool bitch. Lowtax is god, you are a bitch. I hope your faggy cmdrtaco.net pictures end up on CLIFF YABLONSKI, and I hate you too you scum sucking mold queen
I would never presume to make Slashdot a 'freshmeat.net' or a 'sourceforge.net', that is to announce every picayune release of every little open-source project, but there have been some gross oversights here - particularly in light of the fact the very site and community relies on various core technologies and the distributions that in turn support those applications. My gripes are no longer relevant, as several releases of important things have gone unnoticed and honorable maintainers of the unsaid projects don't get recognized by the site that proclaims to be "news for nerds." What a crock.
I have also attempted to post using precedent. Doesn't help. What was front page worthy a week, month or year ago isn't again because I'm not an editor - even if the context and circumstance is the same. Bill Gates could die, and I'll bet anything I would never get the post, even if I knew a day in advance. Death, dark, painfull, death to you who hold the scepter of power.
You betrayed your community, you are a lucky bitch like Bill Gates, right place, right time. I hope to the powers that be you quit being the "leader" of this dirty unreadable mess you call slashcode and hand the scepter of power to someone who can RESPECT his community.
And a tip for you; you elitist jerk: Tell people why, besides blind stupidity or bias, you reject stories! You can't - that would be like seeing the M$ source code, it would be a laughing stock to actually reveal your twisted half-assed reasoning.
No wonder the Taco Snotting FAQs and all sorts of shit comes out on here, and all the crap flooding and trolling. YOU FAILED as a leader, you betrayed your community and you suck. I love slashdot for the others that come here, and the news ends up being better than shit (not hard to do in a world full of mega-omnipediaplex corporations that spew forth garbage 'news'), but the editors here are biased, unfair and categorically suck; I hope you all re-evaluate how lucky you are to have jobs, you suck at interviews, you suck at content and community management. You are not the "portal for nerds," the Yahoo for nerds if you will. You are a petty band of garbage vendors who have duped a larger company into giving you jobs so they can spray ads in our faces.
Give this project to a real person who has sex with people and doesn't fuck blow up dolls of anime characters and plays video games and "hack" Perl for a living. God damn loser. And pick up a book on Perl idioms. And your fucking arcade thing is so fucking gay, why would you want to stand and play a fucking game? Fucking retard.
I hope CmdrTaco wakes up to the needs and the will of his own community THAT UNDERWRITE HIS EXISTENCE.
CmdrTaco, you are a complete ass... This "SLASHDOT" is in the doldrums.
Taco, you are a far cry from a Linus Torvalds or an Alan Cox, who can work WITH people and their community to make things BETTER; you make this place suck worse. You suck. You wield your stick of power, you and you fag editors.
John-fucking-Romero selling a car on Ebay? Indiana Jones 4? I saw this Beer gadget days ago fucker.
I would never presume to make Slashdot a 'freshmeat.net' or a 'sourceforge.net', that is to announce every picayune release of every little open-source project, but there have been some gross oversights here - particularly in light of the fact the very site and community relies on various core technologies and the distributions that in turn support those applications. My gripes are no longer relevant, as several releases of important things have gone unnoticed and honorable maintainers of the unsaid projects don't get recognized by the site that proclaims to be "news for nerds." What a crock.
I have also attempted to post using precedent. Doesn't help. What was front page worthy a week, month or year ago isn't again because I'm not an editor - even if the context and circumstance is the same. Bill Gates could die, and I'll bet anything I would never get the post, even if I knew a day in advance. Death, dark, painfull, death to you who hold the scepter of power.
You betrayed your community, you are a lucky bitch like Bill Gates, right place, right time. I hope to the powers that be you quit being the "leader" of this dirty unreadable mess you call slashcode and hand the scepter of power to someone who can RESPECT his community.
And a tip for you; you elitist jerk: Tell people why, besides blind stupidity or bias, you reject stories! You can't - that would be like seeing the M$ source code, it would be a laughing stock to actually reveal your twisted half-assed reasoning.
No wonder the Taco Snotting FAQs and all sorts of shit comes out on here, and all the crap flooding and trolling. YOU FAILED as a leader, you betrayed your community and you suck. I love slashdot for the others that come here, and the news ends up being better than shit (not hard to do in a world full of mega-omnipediaplex corporations that spew forth garbage 'news'), but the editors here are biased, unfair and categorically suck; I hope you all re-evaluate how lucky you are to have jobs, you suck at interviews, you suck at content and community management. You are not the "portal for nerds," the Yahoo for nerds if you will. You are a petty band of garbage vendors who have duped a larger company into giving you jobs so they can spray ads in our faces.
Give this project to a real person who has sex with people and doesn't fuck blow up dolls of anime characters and plays video games and "hack" Perl for a living. God damn loser. And pick up a book on Perl idioms. And your fucking arcade thing is so fucking gay, why would you want to stand and play a fucking game? Fucking retard.
Thats nice, but id like to comment about ZeoSync here, and its new compression algorithms. I have been working for Zeo for a year, and its been great. Unisys tried to sue over a compression algorith, and I thought we were going the way fo the dot bomb,
The one day I read this in an internal email, and I knew everything was all good.:
GM Jesse twitched and farted in his sleep. Next to him lay Susie Anne Lou, the GM plant-slut and all around bar whore. She was 42. She was also awake.
"Jesse, wake up," she hissed, her voice like sandpaper from years of a 5-pack-a-day smoking habit. "Wake up you fat son of a bitch!"
Stirring and mumbling something about "polishing his knob like a good little slut," GM Jesse awoke slowly. He winced as had fallen asleep with his cheap sunglasses on again and inadvertantly shoved them into his face in a failed attempt to wipe the sleep from his eyes.
"What the fuck!?" he exclaimed as he groggily looked around. He gasped as he saw Susie Anne Lou; he had forgotten that he had "seduced" (bought her 7 beers at the bar) and fucked her earlier that night. He had been dreaming about Sarah Jessica Parker's perky Jewish tits and her shaven Jewish pussy. He had "messed her pussy up" all night long in his dream and waking up to Susie Anne Lou was in sharp contrast to his fantasy.
"You were snoring and farting. You God-damned pig, I don't expect to deal with shit-smell and grunting after I fuck," Susie Anne Lou said pointedly. "God dammit!"
Without hesitation, GM Jesse bitchslapped Susie Anne Lou. "Fuckin' cunt, God-damn bitchin' an' whinin' after I got my balls in you," he berated. "Next time you want this God-damned meat pole you're gonna get down on your knees and kiss my balls first, you fuckin' hag!"
The next morning, Susie Ann Lou, the GM plant-slut, was nowhere to be seen. Neither was GM Jesse's guitar (untouched since '78), his Journey records (last listened to yesterday), his beer (all 5 cases of it, chilled), and a stack of porno mags (Open Legs, Hustler, and Shaved).
"Fuckin' slut stole all my shit, God dammit!" GM Jesse exclaimed angrily. "Fuckin' fuck-hole walked off with all my favotire shit!"
He grabbed his jean jacket and waddled out the door. It was a warm summer morning in Kansas City and he was wearing his finest red cut-off jogging pant shorts, a stained white tshirt, and a flannel shirt overtop of that. His shoes were imitation leather with Velcro straps. GM Jesse didn't have time to fuck around with tyin' his shoes!
His belly hung out from his tshirt, and though he didn't notice, his dirty cock was hanging limply from a hole he had cut in the front of his jogging pant cut-off shorts so he woulnd't have to pull them down to piss. He'd done this while trying to piss in a beer bottle in his reclining chair late one Wednesday night. It was quite hard to piss in a beer bottle sitting down with your dick aimed down and over the top of an elastic band!
His '78 Sedan stationwagon peeled out of his driveway and down the gravelly road toward I-70 and the GM plant.
His buddies from the line were drinking in the parking lot before work, per tradition every work day, and he didn't want to be late.
I was very angry with Roxio, and it reminded me of the following story.
GM Jesse twitched and farted in his sleep. Next to him lay Susie Anne Lou, the GM plant-slut and all around bar whore. She was 42. She was also awake.
"Jesse, wake up," she hissed, her voice like sandpaper from years of a 5-pack-a-day smoking habit. "Wake up you fat son of a bitch!"
Stirring and mumbling something about "polishing his knob like a good little slut," GM Jesse awoke slowly. He winced as had fallen asleep with his cheap sunglasses on again and inadvertantly shoved them into his face in a failed attempt to wipe the sleep from his eyes.
"What the fuck!?" he exclaimed as he groggily looked around. He gasped as he saw Susie Anne Lou; he had forgotten that he had "seduced" (bought her 7 beers at the bar) and fucked her earlier that night. He had been dreaming about Sarah Jessica Parker's perky Jewish tits and her shaven Jewish pussy. He had "messed her pussy up" all night long in his dream and waking up to Susie Anne Lou was in sharp contrast to his fantasy.
"You were snoring and farting. You God-damned pig, I don't expect to deal with shit-smell and grunting after I fuck," Susie Anne Lou said pointedly. "God dammit!"
Without hesitation, GM Jesse bitchslapped Susie Anne Lou. "Fuckin' cunt, God-damn bitchin' an' whinin' after I got my balls in you," he berated. "Next time you want this God-damned meat pole you're gonna get down on your knees and kiss my balls first, you fuckin' hag!"
The next morning, Susie Ann Lou, the GM plant-slut, was nowhere to be seen. Neither was GM Jesse's guitar (untouched since '78), his Journey records (last listened to yesterday), his beer (all 5 cases of it, chilled), and a stack of porno mags (Open Legs, Hustler, and Shaved).
"Fuckin' slut stole all my shit, God dammit!" GM Jesse exclaimed angrily. "Fuckin' fuck-hole walked off with all my favotire shit!"
He grabbed his jean jacket and waddled out the door. It was a warm summer morning in Kansas City and he was wearing his finest red cut-off jogging pant shorts, a stained white tshirt, and a flannel shirt overtop of that. His shoes were imitation leather with Velcro straps. GM Jesse didn't have time to fuck around with tyin' his shoes!
His belly hung out from his tshirt, and though he didn't notice, his dirty cock was hanging limply from a hole he had cut in the front of his jogging pant cut-off shorts so he woulnd't have to pull them down to piss. He'd done this while trying to piss in a beer bottle in his reclining chair late one Wednesday night. It was quite hard to piss in a beer bottle sitting down with your dick aimed down and over the top of an elastic band!
His '78 Sedan stationwagon peeled out of his driveway and down the gravelly road toward I-70 and the GM plant.
His buddies from the line were drinking in the parking lot before work, per tradition every work day, and he didn't want to be late.
Its only promotes crap flooding instead of funny pictures, like Muslims taking it in the ass from Mohammed. And this new friend function is dumb because "enemies" are not set to -2 so i can read at -1. Gay.
Islam, the ass-infidel religion of pederasts and unholy and unclean anal licking practices.
Henry Jessup on ISLAM.
The leading 19th Century Middle Eastern scholar in America, Henry Jessup, decided that Islam essentially constituted "a heap of rubbish." Jessup had read the first American edition of the Koran, which was published in 1806. The editor of that edition warned readers, in the preface, that the text of the Koran offered little more than a collection of "contradictions, blasphemies, obscene speeches and ridiculous fables."
Mark Twain on ISLAM.
One of America's most popular humorists, Mark Twain, perpetuated this scholarly tradition. Although Twain earned a reputation as "the Lincoln of our literature" for his brilliant denunciation of slavery in "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn," the author had a potential for nastiness. Eighteen years before he published Huck Finn, Twain engaged in a grand tour of the Holy Land. Twain recorded his impressions of Arab Muslims for American newspapers: "They never invent anything, never learn anything. . . . They are a stupid population . . . all beggars by nature, instinct and education."
Robert Ruark on ISLAM.
Robert Ruark, a popular syndicated columnist in the 1950s and 1960s, sent these reflections back home: "Mohammedans do not think like a lot of other people in this world. They never have. They are almost devoid of what we call kindness and pity. . . . This applies to animals, enemies and their own kind. They derive amusement from torture, from mutilation, of both animal and man."
Our dead cry out in tortured horror:
Kill all Muslims.
Kill all Mohammedans.
Kill all Arabs.
Kill all Towel Heads.
Kill all Camel Jockeys.
Kill all Sand Niggers.
Kill all Dune Coons.
Kill all Islam.
Nuke their countries to hell.
Nuke them again.
Death to Islam.
I piss on Mecca. I spit on the Koran. I shit on Mohammed.
I call on the Destruction of Mecca and Medina, the most unholy shit dumps on earth.
You don't have to be a Kreskin to predict Osama bin Laden's future
And to all you Abdul Mohammed Al-Jaraazi Abdullah Mustafuh Atta Quadaphi Fuck-Head Al-Towel-Rag:
Your "God" is our "Satan," have fun burning you scum. You disgusting animals, you will be a fresh farm of much needed organs for people who need livers and hearts, but I personally would rather die than receive a heart or liver from your satanic self.
Hey, Ayatollah towel heads, you will be sent to heaven to meet your maker. (That would be Satan)
I have no ability to stop my hatred towards you Ayatollahs, you better not peep out like a mushroom in a festering swamp lest I shoot your vile head off and harvest your organs for people who need them and cremate your vile self for crop fertilizer.
# ISLAM #
Tales from the Koran: How Mohammed met his end.
We shove Jimmy DeanR Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White. Simultaneously, two Hasidic rabbis open their kosher bowels, unleashing torrents of gefilte shit on Mohammed's head and back, while The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, The Giver shoots his load up Mohammed's rectum. Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull.
We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.
# GOAT KORAN #
For it is written in Mine book that goats are PLEASING and HOLY, in Mine eyes.
I have told the Prophet Mohummad, peace on him!, that he should try a goat, but he is an 'ass-infidel', and persues young moslems.
For this is pleasing in Mine eyes as well! I hearby issue a Fatwah: May the asses of the infidels be reamed by the Prophet, peace on him!, until they look like the goatse.cx man, who is of the devil.
If you are Muslim, you are dead meat. We are going to hunt you down, and exterminate you. No cave is too deep, no desert too far. Your time is up.
Check list for Muslims:
Bend over.
Put your head between your legs.
Kiss your sorry asshole and Mohammed goodbye.
We will wrap you in pig skin and stuff your sorry shit faced Muslim corpses with pork lard.
# 99 Morally Bankrupt Fuckwads on the wall #
99 Towel Heads Up On The Wall...
99 Sheep fucking twits,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
98 Rag Heads left on the Wall.
98 Cumlicking Chickenshits on the Wall,
98 Camel sucking penis stuffers,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
97 slimy turds left on the wall.
97 Raghead Swine on the wall,
97 Shit Encrusted pukes,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
96 flea harbors left on the wall.
96 Moronic idol polishers on the wall,
96 pink skirted sphincter tasters,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
95 pillow biters left on the wall.
95 pustuled penis suckers on the wall,
95 useless festering maggots,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
94 brainwashed puddle scum left on the wall.
the article has to do with linux, the reply was about dell sucking at linux for the most part, and you start sounding off like a dell shareholder. someone mod this freak down.
(btw, your microsoft infested/generated web site sucks, you cs degree is worthless, your conduct is unbecoming, your thesis appears to be, judging from your pdf file, shoddy mental mastubation)
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Of course he uses DOLLARS. Fucking raghead.
Wednesday, April 3, 2002; 11:01 p.m. EST
Saddam's Suicide Bomber Reward Yields Deadly Results
It's been a month since Iraqi madman Saddam Hussein decided to boost the reward he offers to suicide bombers from $10,000 to $25,000 - and the pay raise is apparently paying off.
Since Iraq upped the suicide incentive, 12 Palestinian bombers have successfully blown themselves to smithereens inside Israel, including one man who killed 25, the Associated Press noted today.
The families of three human hand grenades recently reported that they received $25,000 checks.
The kamikaze killers are also often honored as fallen heroes, with their families reaping praise for their sacrifice to the cause. A particularly deadly bomber may even be memorialized with a street named after him.
One pro-Iraqi Palestinian leader told the AP the support payments for relatives often helped potential bombers to make up their minds.
"Some people stop me on the street, saying if you increase the payment to $50,000 I'll do it immediately," he added in apparent jest.
Read more on this subject in related Hot Topics:
Alarm. TOWELFAT WILL TAKE A JEWS MONEY, HE WILL STEAL IT, HE WILL KILL FOR IT, AND THE FUCKING LOW LIFE TOWELHEAD WILL EVEN COUNTERFIT IT. HAHAHAHA NICE ONE TOWEL BOY ARAFRAUD, CRIMINAL MAFIOSO SCUM FUCKIN BUCKET. Look to the leaders of Islam for the killing of innocents, the beheading of gays, the counterfitting of money and research into weapons of MASS DESTRUCTION!!!
Counterfeit Money Found In the meantime, searches of Arafat's compound revealed forged dollars and Israeli money as well as plates for printing money, Sheetrit said.
Tuesday, April 2, 2002
JERUSALEM - Israeli troops Monday kept up their siege of Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat's bureau in the West Bank town of Ramallah while confronting Palestinians in Bitunia, Kalkilya and Tulkarim.
A senior security source who briefed reporters said the operation would widen drastically and eventually spread to the Gaza Strip.
The official indicated the Israelis were after Fatah Tanzim's leader in the West Bank, Marwan Barghouti.
The operation, code named Defense Shield, would take weeks, Justice Minister Meir Sheetrit said. "If there will be a need, we shall go from place to place. We will look for all of them. Whoever has a role in terror will be caught. Today, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, he will pay the price."
The senior security source said he believed this time that the army was doing real work, unlike the previous sweep through West Bank towns and refugee camps in raids that seemed designed just to deliver a warning.
Israeli soldiers were surrounding Arafat's chambers in Ramallah, reportedly one wall away from the Palestinian leader.
Israel has promised the United States not to harm Arafat. Minister Sheetrit said 70 people they were looking for were with Arafat. They include Fuad Shubaky, who arranged a massive arms smuggling from Iran, the people allegedly involved in Tourism Minister Rehavaam Zeevi's assassination, and the head of the General Intelligence in the West Bank, Brig. Gen. Tawfik Tirawi.
Palestinian security officials denied Israeli claims that suspects were staying in Arafat's office and said that Israel made such claims as an excuse to break into Arafat's office and harm him.
The Israeli security source said the troops were reluctant to force their way through because Arafat might be hurt, and the situation remained in a stalemate.
However, he stressed, "We are not going to leave Ramallah without arresting all the fugitives."
Counterfeit Money Found
In the meantime, searches of Arafat's compound revealed forged dollars and Israeli money as well as plates for printing money, Sheetrit said.
Tanks were surrounding the Palestinian Preventive Security headquarters, where the Israelis believed some 250 people have taken shelter. One of them could be Fatah Tanzim's leader, Barghouti, but the Israeli intelligence is not sure of his presence.
Sheetrit said Fatah Tanzim was guilty of five times more attacks this year than Hamas.
The senior security source said Barghouti transferred money from Arafat to a cousin who then gave it to attackers.
Until Monday, Israeli units were not supposed to attack Barghouti. The Israeli authorities were concerned that killing him would make him a martyr and prompt a wave of terrorist attacks. The Israelis regarded him as a leader with whom they might eventually negotiate.
'No Negotiations'
"Now there are no negotiations. There is no one to talk to and we are going to put our hands on everyone involved with terror," the official said.
The source said Palestinian Security Chief Col. Jibril Rajoub, who they claim might be shielding Marwan Barghouti, was not on Israel's wanted list because he did not send attackers.
The source belittled Rajoub as a swollen balloon who talks a lot but does not like to fight and is a hostage of the Tanzim militia.
However, Col. Mohamed Dahlan, chief of preventative security in Gaza, said Israeli sources have confined Rajoub to the Betonia headquarters, where he claims Israli tanks are trying to break in.
Latest Bombing
An Israeli police officer died Monday from injuries inflicted by a car bomb at a roadblock in downtown Jerusalem. The Israeli army rolled into the West Bank's city of Tulkarim and Deheisha refugee camp.
The Israeli offensive, dubbed "Operation Defense Shield," has killed more than 30 Palestinians, according to Palestinian medical sources.
Jerusalem Police Chief Mikki Levy said the car bombing occurred shortly before 9 p.m. Two other people were wounded, and the Palestinian driver was killed, police said.
Levy said the blast happened after the car arrived at the roadblock and police asked the driver for his identity card.
Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigade, said to be associated with Palestinian Authority Chairman Yasser Arafat's Fatah movement, claimed blame. The attack was the seventh, including six suicide bombings and one shooting, in six days.
In a statement, the group identified the bomber as Rami Sho'aani from the Deheisha refugee camp in the West Bank.
Al Aqsa said the bombing was carried out in response to the Israeli army's offensive in the West Bank and the destruction of Arafat's compound in Ramallah.
In response, the Israeli army supported by dozens of tanks, armored vehicles and infantry troops into the West Bank refugee camp of Deheisha, which is adjacent to the besieged town of Bethlehem.
Mohammed Madani, the mayor of Bethlehem, said that tanks and troops supported by Apache helicopters stormed the refugee camp.
The Ha'aretz Web site reported that an Israeli was killed Monday near Jerusalem's Har Homa neighborhood by a Palestinian sniper. Eight IDF soldiers were wounded, one seriously, in a shooting attack in Ramallah. The Israeli military also entered the West bank city of Qalqilyah overnight, as "Operation Defensive Wall" entered its fourth day. Eight soldiers were injured during the operation in Qalqilyah.
IDF troops were also operating Monday in Beit Jala and other areas near Bethlehem, Ha'aretz reported.
What a fag you are. STFU. This thread, these "jokes" make me sick. I still cant decide if Japani-GAY or this SHIT sucks worse
FO & D piss fuckers.
Taco, you fucking suck, you loser. This is a news site, not a fuckhole. I hate you. You know how much I really want OS X for X86, and you trivialize my desires in a gay fag shit I'll times shit played out loser land joke. Go jerk off or fuck you new "fiancee," who should dump your fucking ass if your maturity level allows for CONTINUED lameness on April Fags day.
FO & D.
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Strategy for now: Bloodshed (Especially for the criminals know as Palestinians)
After five suicide bombings against Israelis in five days and a renewed siege of Palestinian areas that has brought Israeli tanks and troops to Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat's very threshold, it would seem that the Middle East is approaching some sort of climax.
But if there is anything to be learned from a half century of bloodshed in the region, it is this: Things can always get worse.
Four major Arab-Israeli wars, one smaller conflict against Lebanon and a decade-long peace process have given way to the first full-blown Palestinian-Israeli war. A cruel brinkmanship has enveloped the aging leaders of both sides as each vies to inflict the most pain and wrest support and sympathy from the outside world. Israeli retaliation for each act of Palestinian violence provokes more young Palestinians to kill themselves and as many Israelis as possible. And those attacks push Israel to clamp down even tighter on the Palestinians and make it harder for either side to envision ever living together in peace. (NOTE, the Arabs lost all of the said wars, because they are stupid, evil and wrong.)
Israeli forces killed at least 15 Palestinians over the weekend. Sunday, a suicide bombing in Israel and another at a West Bank Jewish settlement killed 15 Israelis. The conflict has claimed more than 1,600 lives in the past 18 months.
Palestinians say they have no strategy apart from forcing Israel to withdraw from the territories it has occupied since the 1967 Arab-Israeli war. (They dont have a strategy besides murder because they are stupid.)
One underlying motivation, on both sides, appears to be an attempt to topple leaderships in hopes that fresh figures will be more capable of bringing peace than the two old warriors -- Arafat and Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon -- who are facing off as they did in Lebanon two decades ago. (When the just were trying to snuff out the evil terrorist Arafat then too.)
Sharon on Sunday called Arafat ''the enemy of Israel and the free world in general'' and promised a relentless campaign against him.
Arafat, his popularity rising among Palestinians as Israelis have tightened the siege around him, also seemed in his element Sunday as he met with a peace delegation of international supporters.
**** Others gathered around him included men accused of killing Israeli Cabinet minister Rehavam Zeevi last year and a Palestinian official said to have arranged a massive shipment of weapons from Iran seized by Israel in January. **** The terrorist surrounded by his terrorist pals.
Arafat told reporters he had urged U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell on Saturday to send ''international forces to end this military escalation against our people.''
The Bush administration says it is prepared to send monitors but only after both sides agree to a cease-fire. Sunday, U.S. officials confined themselves to condemning the latest suicide bombings.
Special envoy Anthony Zinni remains in the region and met with Arafat on Friday. But his attempts to broker a cease-fire have been fruitless since a suicide bombing last week killed 22 Israelis at a dinner celebrating the first night of the holiday of Passover.
In last month's visit to the region, Vice President Cheney refused to meet Arafat until he took steps to end the suicide attacks. Arafat appears unwilling, or unable, to discard what he seems to regard as a winning tactic when Palestinians do not believe Sharon will concede enough territory to give them a viable state.
''This is a limited operation that will wind up in a week or two,'' says Mark Regev, spokesman for the Israeli Embassy in Washington. ''We want to send a very clear message to the Palestinian leadership that this wave of suicide bombings will hurt them more than it hurts us.''
Few Israelis would shed tears if Arafat was ''accidentally'' killed by crossfire or the stress of the siege.
''I don't see Arafat as a partner,'' says Joseph Alpher, an Israeli strategic analyst and longtime supporter of peace negotiations. ''Arafat does not have a strategy for peace or war. He is only bringing more misery and suffering to his own people.''
Most Israelis say they believe that Arafat forfeited the Palestinians' best chance at statehood when he failed to make the most of the Clinton administration's intense involvement in Middle East negotiations two years ago.
The image of Arafat as a peacemaker, created when he shook the hand of Israeli Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin (news - web sites) on the White House lawn in 1993, has reverted to that of Arafat the terrorist, responsible for the massacre of Israeli athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympics in Germany and countless other attacks. However, it is unclear who would replace him. Waiting in the wings are equally militant figures from secular Palestinian groups as well as Islamic extremists from organizations such as Hamas, which has pioneered suicide bombings in Israel.
Sharon has repeatedly expressed regret that Israeli forces did not kill Arafat then. In recent months, he has intensified the squeeze around the Palestinian leader by preventing him from traveling and threatening to expel him if he attended an Arab summit in Beirut last week. Israeli forces first destroyed Arafat's headquarters in Gaza and have now reduced to rubble much of his compound in Ramallah.
If Arafat survives Sharon's latest onslaught, the political equation could still change if Israelis decide they need new leadership. Sharon's popularity among Israelis has sunk to about 20%, but his unity government remains secure so long as the Labor Party is part of his coalition. If Sharon falls, however, his replacement could be the even more hawkish former prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
Earlier, Eight Israeli Soldiers Injured in Ramallah - Two Seriously Police officers of the free and western world shot at by masked criminals glorified by the criminal media.
Senior American Intelligence Officers Are Positioned in Region Closely Monitoring Development of Israel's Counter-Terror Offensive Group is Led by CIA Director George Tenet I hope they make an Arab virus to rid the world of these foul beings.AIDS for DUMMIES it should be called.
At 01:30 IT after Sunday Midnight, Tenet and Envoy Zinni Called Secretly on Arafat in Ramallah He probably said, hey, Towelie, your time is up
Earlier, Israel Showed Group Items Found in Offices of al Aqsa Brigades Commander Tirawi: Quantities of Bomb Belts, Pipe Bombs Packed with Spikes and Nails, Explosives, Grenades and Ordnance Is more evidence needed that Arafat's closest associates are Terrorists?
Palestinian Suicide Unit Defeated in Battle With Israeli Siege Troops Sunday Night in Arafat's Ramallah Compound Six Palestinians Killed, 4 Seriously Injured No Israeli Casualties the warriors ordained by God to vanquish the orcish islamic devil worshippers are triumphant in the face of the selfless suicide bombers who do the bidding of the Anti-christ.
Palestinians in Next Terror Wave Target Israeli Leaders Including Sharon Arafat was wrongly spared of death to prevent any un warranted martyrdom, by the Pale-stains will have no such reciprocol honor.
Read DEBKAfile Expose of First Palestinian Suicide Unit on Battlefield Early Sunday, Explosion Injures Seven Israeli Soldiers - One Seriously During House-to-House Search in QalqilyaPolice that are searching for terrorists are now routinely fired upon by the scum calling themselves Palestinians
Israel Tanks and Troops Took over West Bank Town Sunday Night Tirawi's Gunmen Put 10 Palestinians to Death in Tulkarm for Suspected Collaboration with Israel
In Two Palestinian Suicide Attacks Sunday: Sixteen Killed, 38 Injured in Bombing of Haifa "Matsa" Restaurant, Six Israelis Injured, One Critically, at First Aid Post at Gush Etzion Town of Efrat near Bethlehem
Israel's Passover Terror Toll Soars to 47 Israelis Killed, 219 Injured in Five Days Mind you, these are real people, not inferior gehtto scum who take the lives of innocents like the Palestinian terrorists
Continuing Antisemitic Violence in France: Jewish Synagogue Is Burned Down in Marseilles, Sunday After Gunman Fires on Kosher Butcher in Toulouse Synagogues in Strasbourg and Lyons Torched Earlier Kristallnacht again? Is the west winding up to becoming like Germany in 1939? Anti semetism because its fun? Because nuking these Arabs back to the stone age so they have a reason to act like cavemen is too hard on the price of Oil? The free world will look on this era as the great mistake, where we underwrote the Terroists that are the Arab nations and the communists in China. These slime will come back to haunt us. Again, again again. The west is choosing thier friends now, god have mercy on us all.
Hizballah Open Light Weapon Fire Sunday Midnight on Israeli Positions Guarding Western Sector of Israel-Lebanese Frontier - Second Attack in Three Days Death to Islam
Palestinian gunmen kill 'collaborators'
Israeli forces have entered several Palestinian areas
Masked Palestinian gunmen have shot dead 11 suspected collaborators, as Israel continues to widen its offensive in the West Bank.
Eight people were killed in the West Bank town of Tulkarm by two gunmen, who entered a building used by the Palestinian intelligence service, Palestinian security sources said.
Israel has been battered by a spate of of suicide bombings Perpetrated by those who hate life, the followers of Islam.
Earlier, two men also accused of helping the Israelis were found with gunshot wounds in the town of Qalqilya, and one man was killed in Bethlehem. Executed without trial, in cold blood, by thier own peoples.
Israeli troops and tanks firing heavy machine guns later thrust into Tulkarm as helicopters circled overhead. The army already controls Qalqilya, and more tanks have massed on the outskirts of Bethlehem. The lord looks favorably on the backs of the heros of the IDF.
Palestinian security sources say 10 tanks made their way to the centre of Tulkarm on Monday afternoon - while dozens of tanks remained on the outskirts and around the two refugee camps located there.
The incursions came hours after Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon declared war on what he called Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat's terrorist infrastructure.
Mr Sharon had been speaking in a televised address to the nation after two suicide bombings killed 17 people and injured more than 30 on Sunday.
In Qalqilya, the Israeli military said it was conducting searches for militants and weapons in order "to destroy the terrorist infrastructure" in the town.
Qalqilya is close to the Israeli cities of Tel Aviv and Netanya, which have both been targeted by Palestinian suicide bombers.
Power and water supplies were cut off as at least 60 tanks took up position, and some exchanges of fire were reported.
And he urged political and religious leaders to work to end "the tragic sequence of attacks and killing that bloody the Holy Land."
Islamic foreign ministers meeting in Malaysia have warned that Israeli military action against the Palestinians is dragging the region towards all-out war.
Israeli police now say they are considering deporting the group of activists - most of whom are French.
Leave it to the French to be the worst fucking fools on the god damn planet. sell them some more weapons, you stinking french fucks, the world used to hate your imperialism.
Leave it up to the Koran to lead the way in moral sucktitude! Human rights communists should focus on real HR voilations, and not worshipping terrorist-Arafat.
Beheadings rise in the desert kingdom
Saudi Arabia: Foreigners more likely to die by the sword, says Sandra Jordan
Sunday October 24, 1999
The Observer
They call them the 'Chop Squares', the killing grounds across the kingdom of Saudi Arabia where the condemned meet their deaths at the hands of a sword-wielding executioner.
If you are found guilty of any of the following in the kingdom - murder, rape, armed robbery, drug smuggling, apostasy (turning your back on Islam) or witchcraft - the price is beheading.
Prisoners are taken to a public place, often outside a mosque where the men have assembled after Friday prayers, thus ensuring maximum humiliation and distress to the prisoner.
In recent years, however, the number of public executions carried out under the auspices of Sharia (Koranic) law has escalated so sharply that beheadings are no longer limited to Fridays. The atmosphere during the killings in the 'Chop Squares' is one of spectacle.
Women are not exempt from execution. Nor is youth any guarantee of immunity. With the onset of puberty, convicted youngsters are considered adult enough to die.
Most of the prisoners beheaded in Saudi Arabia are foreign nationals. In 1998, 29 people were executed. So far this year, 95 people have been judicially killed, 49 being foreigners, including 12 Pakistanis, 10 Nigerians (three were women), nine Afghans, six Indians, as well as citizens from Thailand, Indonesia, the Philippines, Syria, Jordan, Ethiopia, Chad and Yemen.
The sharp rise in executions this year has set alarm bells ringing in human rights organisations. Figures for previous years (122 in 1997; 96 in 1996 and 192 in 1995) suggest the relatively smaller number of death sentences carried out in 1998 may have been a glitch.
In 1998, the international spotlight focused on Saudi Arabia over the two British nurses, Lucille McLauchlin and Deborah Parry, accused of murdering a colleague. Their sentence was com muted and they were allowed to return to Britain on paying the deceased's relative blood money. Most people who get on the wrong side of Saudi law do not have the advantages of international media interest or legal assistance.
This year the UN Commission on Human Rights renewed its call for a worldwide moratorium on executions by 2000, with a view to abolishing the death penalty worldwide.
Ninety countries still retain the death penalty although 23 of these are 'abolitionist de facto ', having not carried out any executions for more than 10 years. A further 13 countries have abolished the death penalty for all but exceptional cases; 69 countries have abolished the death penalty absolutely.
I hate that raghead. He masturbates to dead people on TV. He loves killing helpless Russian immgrants who escape a fascist country - especially during a family celebration.
Death to Yaser towelfat.
George Lucas is fat fuck money loving asshole. He is also divorced, and he had to adopt children because he is impotent. I also think he adopted kids so that potentially when they become 18, he can have sex with them.
The first 2 Star Wars flicks were great, Jedi was the beginning of his end. ROTJ was fair, ESB was the best. This Episode 1 shit is trash. His "use" of computers sucks.
I hope Lucas dies. I hope EP 3 never comes out under his direction. He is a fucking freak.
Urine. Piss. Little. Yellow.
GAY.
ALARM ALARM he's packing!
CmdrTaco, you are a complete ass... This "SLASHDOT" is in the doldrums.
Taco, you are a far cry from a Linus Torvalds or an Alan Cox, who can work WITH people and their community to make things BETTER; you make this place suck worse. You suck. You wield your stick of power, you and your fag editors.
John-fucking-Romero selling a car on Ebay? Indiana Jones 4? ANIME? You want anime? Take an episode of King of the Hill , cut the frame rate to 5 FPS, use thick black marker around the characters, incorporate lots of flashing lights, and come up with retarded character names like "Super Duper Atomic Man With Utmost Respect For Scallop". There you go, anime.
You don't have to be a KRESKIN to see that IT IS OVER. There is something, as Jeff K would say, SI BETTAR.
Oh yeah, CmdrTaco, remember when you linked to http://www.somethingawful.com/ , and you knew that Lowtax (who is a real person unlike Fag Rub Mold-aaaah) was having server trouble, and he made any slashdot referred hits go to goatse.cx? Remember that? Remember how you were a baby a FUCKING DELETED the story? You cry baby fucking tool bitch. Lowtax is god, you are a bitch. I hope your faggy cmdrtaco.net pictures end up on CLIFF YABLONSKI, and I hate you too you scum sucking mold queen
I would never presume to make Slashdot a 'freshmeat.net' or a 'sourceforge.net', that is to announce every picayune release of every little open-source project, but there have been some gross oversights here - particularly in light of the fact the very site and community relies on various core technologies and the distributions that in turn support those applications. My gripes are no longer relevant, as several releases of important things have gone unnoticed and honorable maintainers of the unsaid projects don't get recognized by the site that proclaims to be "news for nerds." What a crock.
I have also attempted to post using precedent. Doesn't help. What was front page worthy a week, month or year ago isn't again because I'm not an editor - even if the context and circumstance is the same. Bill Gates could die, and I'll bet anything I would never get the post, even if I knew a day in advance. Death, dark, painful, death to you who hold the scepter of power.
You betrayed your community, you are a lucky bitch like Bill Gates, right place, right time. I hope to the powers that be you quit being the "leader" of this dirty unreadable mess you call slashcode and hand the scepter of power to someone who can RESPECT his community.
And a tip for you; you elitist jerk: Tell people why, besides blind stupidity or bias, you reject stories! You can't - that would be like seeing the M$ source code, it would be a laughing stock to actually reveal your twisted half-assed reasoning.
No wonder the Taco Snotting FAQs and all sorts of shit comes out on here, and all the crap flooding and trolling. YOU FAILED as a leader, you betrayed your community and you suck. I love slashdot for the others that come here, and the news ends up being better than shit (not hard to do in a world full of mega-omnipediaplex corporations that spew forth garbage 'news'), but the editors here are biased, unfair and categorically suck; I hope you all re-evaluate how lucky you are to have jobs, you suck at interviews, you suck at content and community management. You are not the "portal for nerds," the Yahoo for nerds if you will. You are a petty band of garbage vendors who have duped a larger company into giving you jobs so they can spray ads in our faces.
Give this project to a real person who has sex with people and doesn't fuck blow up dolls of anime characters and plays video games and "hack" Perl for a living. God damn loser. And pick up a book on Perl idioms. And your fucking arcade thing is so fucking gay, why would you want to stand and play a fucking game? Fucking retard.
DIE.
Reading Slashdot with a threshold to prevent reading stupid stuff is like putting a shit filter on your ass. The problem is, some of the worst SHIT comes from the editors.
I think that the anti-Microsoft sentiment is simply due to their having been so successful selling a lot of crap. -Woz
ALARM! ALARM! He's packing! - Lee Hong's Chink from Hitman Codename 47
CmdrTaco, you are a complete ass... This "SLASHDOT" is in the doldrums.
Taco, you are a far cry from a Linus Torvalds or an Alan Cox, who can work WITH people and their community to make things BETTER; you make this place suck worse. You suck. You wield your stick of power, you and you fag editors.
John-fucking-Romero selling a car on Ebay? Indiana Jones 4? ANIME? You want anime? Take an episode of King of the Hill , cut the frame rate to 5 FPS, use thick black marker around the characters, incorporate lots of flashing lights, and come up with retarded character names like "Super Duper Atomic Man With Utmost Respect For Scallop". There you go, anime.
You don't have to be a KRESKIN to see that IT IS OVER. There is something, as Jeff K would say, SI BETTAR.
Oh yeah, CmdrTaco, remember when you linked to http://www.somethingawful.com/, and you knew that Lowtax (who is a real person unlike Fag Rub Mold-aaaah) was having server trouble, and he made any slashdot referred hits go to goatse.cx? Remember that? Remember how you were a baby a FUCKING DELETED the story? You cry baby fucking tool bitch. Lowtax is god, you are a bitch. I hope your faggy cmdrtaco.net pictures end up on CLIFF YABLONSKI, and I hate you too you scum sucking mold queen
I would never presume to make Slashdot a 'freshmeat.net' or a 'sourceforge.net', that is to announce every picayune release of every little open-source project, but there have been some gross oversights here - particularly in light of the fact the very site and community relies on various core technologies and the distributions that in turn support those applications. My gripes are no longer relevant, as several releases of important things have gone unnoticed and honorable maintainers of the unsaid projects don't get recognized by the site that proclaims to be "news for nerds." What a crock.
I have also attempted to post using precedent. Doesn't help. What was front page worthy a week, month or year ago isn't again because I'm not an editor - even if the context and circumstance is the same. Bill Gates could die, and I'll bet anything I would never get the post, even if I knew a day in advance. Death, dark, painfull, death to you who hold the scepter of power.
You betrayed your community, you are a lucky bitch like Bill Gates, right place, right time. I hope to the powers that be you quit being the "leader" of this dirty unreadable mess you call slashcode and hand the scepter of power to someone who can RESPECT his community.
And a tip for you; you elitist jerk: Tell people why, besides blind stupidity or bias, you reject stories! You can't - that would be like seeing the M$ source code, it would be a laughing stock to actually reveal your twisted half-assed reasoning.
No wonder the Taco Snotting FAQs and all sorts of shit comes out on here, and all the crap flooding and trolling. YOU FAILED as a leader, you betrayed your community and you suck. I love slashdot for the others that come here, and the news ends up being better than shit (not hard to do in a world full of mega-omnipediaplex corporations that spew forth garbage 'news'), but the editors here are biased, unfair and categorically suck; I hope you all re-evaluate how lucky you are to have jobs, you suck at interviews, you suck at content and community management. You are not the "portal for nerds," the Yahoo for nerds if you will. You are a petty band of garbage vendors who have duped a larger company into giving you jobs so they can spray ads in our faces.
Give this project to a real person who has sex with people and doesn't fuck blow up dolls of anime characters and plays video games and "hack" Perl for a living. God damn loser. And pick up a book on Perl idioms. And your fucking arcade thing is so fucking gay, why would you want to stand and play a fucking game? Fucking retard.
DIE.
CmdrTaco, you are a complete ass... This "SLASHDOT" is in the doldrums.
Taco, you are a far cry from a Linus Torvalds or an Alan Cox, who can work WITH people and their community to make things BETTER; you make this place suck worse. You suck. You wield your stick of power, you and you fag editors.
John-fucking-Romero selling a car on Ebay? Indiana Jones 4? I saw this Beer gadget days ago fucker.
I would never presume to make Slashdot a 'freshmeat.net' or a 'sourceforge.net', that is to announce every picayune release of every little open-source project, but there have been some gross oversights here - particularly in light of the fact the very site and community relies on various core technologies and the distributions that in turn support those applications. My gripes are no longer relevant, as several releases of important things have gone unnoticed and honorable maintainers of the unsaid projects don't get recognized by the site that proclaims to be "news for nerds." What a crock.
I have also attempted to post using precedent. Doesn't help. What was front page worthy a week, month or year ago isn't again because I'm not an editor - even if the context and circumstance is the same. Bill Gates could die, and I'll bet anything I would never get the post, even if I knew a day in advance. Death, dark, painfull, death to you who hold the scepter of power.
You betrayed your community, you are a lucky bitch like Bill Gates, right place, right time. I hope to the powers that be you quit being the "leader" of this dirty unreadable mess you call slashcode and hand the scepter of power to someone who can RESPECT his community.
And a tip for you; you elitist jerk: Tell people why, besides blind stupidity or bias, you reject stories! You can't - that would be like seeing the M$ source code, it would be a laughing stock to actually reveal your twisted half-assed reasoning.
No wonder the Taco Snotting FAQs and all sorts of shit comes out on here, and all the crap flooding and trolling. YOU FAILED as a leader, you betrayed your community and you suck. I love slashdot for the others that come here, and the news ends up being better than shit (not hard to do in a world full of mega-omnipediaplex corporations that spew forth garbage 'news'), but the editors here are biased, unfair and categorically suck; I hope you all re-evaluate how lucky you are to have jobs, you suck at interviews, you suck at content and community management. You are not the "portal for nerds," the Yahoo for nerds if you will. You are a petty band of garbage vendors who have duped a larger company into giving you jobs so they can spray ads in our faces.
Give this project to a real person who has sex with people and doesn't fuck blow up dolls of anime characters and plays video games and "hack" Perl for a living. God damn loser. And pick up a book on Perl idioms. And your fucking arcade thing is so fucking gay, why would you want to stand and play a fucking game? Fucking retard.
DIE.
Thats nice, but id like to comment about ZeoSync here, and its new compression algorithms. I have been working for Zeo for a year, and its been great. Unisys tried to sue over a compression algorith, and I thought we were going the way fo the dot bomb,
The one day I read this in an internal email, and I knew everything was all good.:
GM Jesse twitched and farted in his sleep. Next to him lay Susie Anne Lou, the GM plant-slut and all around bar whore. She was 42. She was also awake.
"Jesse, wake up," she hissed, her voice like sandpaper from years of a 5-pack-a-day smoking habit. "Wake up you fat son of a bitch!"
Stirring and mumbling something about "polishing his knob like a good little slut," GM Jesse awoke slowly. He winced as had fallen asleep with his cheap sunglasses on again and inadvertantly shoved them into his face in a failed attempt to wipe the sleep from his eyes.
"What the fuck!?" he exclaimed as he groggily looked around. He gasped as he saw Susie Anne Lou; he had forgotten that he had "seduced" (bought her 7 beers at the bar) and fucked her earlier that night. He had been dreaming about Sarah Jessica Parker's perky Jewish tits and her shaven Jewish pussy. He had "messed her pussy up" all night long in his dream and waking up to Susie Anne Lou was in sharp contrast to his fantasy.
"You were snoring and farting. You God-damned pig, I don't expect to deal with shit-smell and grunting after I fuck," Susie Anne Lou said pointedly. "God dammit!"
Without hesitation, GM Jesse bitchslapped Susie Anne Lou. "Fuckin' cunt, God-damn bitchin' an' whinin' after I got my balls in you," he berated. "Next time you want this God-damned meat pole you're gonna get down on your knees and kiss my balls first, you fuckin' hag!"
The next morning, Susie Ann Lou, the GM plant-slut, was nowhere to be seen. Neither was GM Jesse's guitar (untouched since '78), his Journey records (last listened to yesterday), his beer (all 5 cases of it, chilled), and a stack of porno mags (Open Legs, Hustler, and Shaved).
"Fuckin' slut stole all my shit, God dammit!" GM Jesse exclaimed angrily. "Fuckin' fuck-hole walked off with all my favotire shit!"
He grabbed his jean jacket and waddled out the door. It was a warm summer morning in Kansas City and he was wearing his finest red cut-off jogging pant shorts, a stained white tshirt, and a flannel shirt overtop of that. His shoes were imitation leather with Velcro straps. GM Jesse didn't have time to fuck around with tyin' his shoes!
His belly hung out from his tshirt, and though he didn't notice, his dirty cock was hanging limply from a hole he had cut in the front of his jogging pant cut-off shorts so he woulnd't have to pull them down to piss. He'd done this while trying to piss in a beer bottle in his reclining chair late one Wednesday night. It was quite hard to piss in a beer bottle sitting down with your dick aimed down and over the top of an elastic band!
His '78 Sedan stationwagon peeled out of his driveway and down the gravelly road toward I-70 and the GM plant.
His buddies from the line were drinking in the parking lot before work, per tradition every work day, and he didn't want to be late.
I was very angry with Roxio, and it reminded me of the following story.
GM Jesse twitched and farted in his sleep. Next to him lay Susie Anne Lou, the GM plant-slut and all around bar whore. She was 42. She was also awake.
"Jesse, wake up," she hissed, her voice like sandpaper from years of a 5-pack-a-day smoking habit. "Wake up you fat son of a bitch!"
Stirring and mumbling something about "polishing his knob like a good little slut," GM Jesse awoke slowly. He winced as had fallen asleep with his cheap sunglasses on again and inadvertantly shoved them into his face in a failed attempt to wipe the sleep from his eyes.
"What the fuck!?" he exclaimed as he groggily looked around. He gasped as he saw Susie Anne Lou; he had forgotten that he had "seduced" (bought her 7 beers at the bar) and fucked her earlier that night. He had been dreaming about Sarah Jessica Parker's perky Jewish tits and her shaven Jewish pussy. He had "messed her pussy up" all night long in his dream and waking up to Susie Anne Lou was in sharp contrast to his fantasy.
"You were snoring and farting. You God-damned pig, I don't expect to deal with shit-smell and grunting after I fuck," Susie Anne Lou said pointedly. "God dammit!"
Without hesitation, GM Jesse bitchslapped Susie Anne Lou. "Fuckin' cunt, God-damn bitchin' an' whinin' after I got my balls in you," he berated. "Next time you want this God-damned meat pole you're gonna get down on your knees and kiss my balls first, you fuckin' hag!"
The next morning, Susie Ann Lou, the GM plant-slut, was nowhere to be seen. Neither was GM Jesse's guitar (untouched since '78), his Journey records (last listened to yesterday), his beer (all 5 cases of it, chilled), and a stack of porno mags (Open Legs, Hustler, and Shaved).
"Fuckin' slut stole all my shit, God dammit!" GM Jesse exclaimed angrily. "Fuckin' fuck-hole walked off with all my favotire shit!"
He grabbed his jean jacket and waddled out the door. It was a warm summer morning in Kansas City and he was wearing his finest red cut-off jogging pant shorts, a stained white tshirt, and a flannel shirt overtop of that. His shoes were imitation leather with Velcro straps. GM Jesse didn't have time to fuck around with tyin' his shoes!
His belly hung out from his tshirt, and though he didn't notice, his dirty cock was hanging limply from a hole he had cut in the front of his jogging pant cut-off shorts so he woulnd't have to pull them down to piss. He'd done this while trying to piss in a beer bottle in his reclining chair late one Wednesday night. It was quite hard to piss in a beer bottle sitting down with your dick aimed down and over the top of an elastic band!
His '78 Sedan stationwagon peeled out of his driveway and down the gravelly road toward I-70 and the GM plant.
His buddies from the line were drinking in the parking lot before work, per tradition every work day, and he didn't want to be late.
Fuck this crap Lameness Filter.
Its only promotes crap flooding instead of funny pictures, like Muslims taking it in the ass from Mohammed. And this new friend function is dumb because "enemies" are not set to -2 so i can read at -1. Gay.
Islam, the ass-infidel religion of pederasts and unholy and unclean anal licking practices.
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Henry Jessup on ISLAM.
The leading 19th Century Middle Eastern scholar in America, Henry Jessup, decided that Islam essentially constituted "a heap of rubbish." Jessup had read the first American edition of the Koran, which was published in 1806. The editor of that edition warned readers, in the preface, that the text of the Koran offered little more than a collection of "contradictions, blasphemies, obscene speeches and ridiculous fables."
Mark Twain on ISLAM.
One of America's most popular humorists, Mark Twain, perpetuated this scholarly tradition. Although Twain earned a reputation as "the Lincoln of our literature" for his brilliant denunciation of slavery in "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn," the author had a potential for nastiness. Eighteen years before he published Huck Finn, Twain engaged in a grand tour of the Holy Land. Twain recorded his impressions of Arab Muslims for American newspapers: "They never invent anything, never learn anything. . . . They are a stupid population . . . all beggars by nature, instinct and education."
Robert Ruark on ISLAM.
Robert Ruark, a popular syndicated columnist in the 1950s and 1960s, sent these reflections back home: "Mohammedans do not think like a lot of other people in this world. They never have. They are almost devoid of what we call kindness and pity. . . . This applies to animals, enemies and their own kind. They derive amusement from torture, from mutilation, of both animal and man."
And for your pleasure:
http://www.chick.com/information/religions/isla
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=22206&cid=2
http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=22782&cid=2
# ISLAM #
Forgive this. But I will not forget.
Our dead cry out in tortured horror:
Kill all Muslims.
Kill all Mohammedans.
Kill all Arabs.
Kill all Towel Heads.
Kill all Camel Jockeys.
Kill all Sand Niggers.
Kill all Dune Coons.
Kill all Islam.
Nuke their countries to hell.
Nuke them again.
Death to Islam.
I piss on Mecca. I spit on the Koran. I shit on Mohammed.
I call on the Destruction of Mecca and Medina, the most unholy shit dumps on earth.
You don't have to be a Kreskin to predict Osama bin Laden's future
And to all you Abdul Mohammed Al-Jaraazi Abdullah Mustafuh Atta Quadaphi Fuck-Head Al-Towel-Rag:
Your "God" is our "Satan," have fun burning you scum. You disgusting animals, you will be a fresh farm of much needed organs for people who need livers and hearts, but I personally would rather die than receive a heart or liver from your satanic self.
Hey, Ayatollah towel heads, you will be sent to heaven to meet your maker. (That would be Satan)
I have no ability to stop my hatred towards you Ayatollahs, you better not peep out like a mushroom in a festering swamp lest I shoot your vile head off and harvest your organs for people who need them and cremate your vile self for crop fertilizer.
# ISLAM #
Tales from the Koran: How Mohammed met his end.
We shove Jimmy DeanR Homestyle Pork Sausage up Mohammed's ass. Then while the Giver strokes me off I shoot my wad in Mohammed's face, after which we force Mohammed to fellate an 800 pound Chester White. Simultaneously, two Hasidic rabbis open their kosher bowels, unleashing torrents of gefilte shit on Mohammed's head and back, while The Giver pumps Mohammed from behind. After the hog shoots its wad in Mohammed's mouth, The Giver shoots his load up Mohammed's rectum. Then, unexpectedly, the Chester White roots out Mohammed's penis and testicles, hungrily biting them off, gobbling them down with full porcine fury. We bury the newly castrated Mohammed up to his nose in pig manure. Two AIDS infected Bowery whores stuff their used condoms and clotted tampax down Mohammed's throat, and crack a bottle of Mad Dog 20/20 over his skull.
We then leave him for the hogs to munch on. Mohammed is swine feed, and by tomorrow, he will be swine manure.
# GOAT KORAN #
For it is written in Mine book that goats are PLEASING and HOLY, in Mine eyes.
I have told the Prophet Mohummad, peace on him!, that he should try a goat, but he is an 'ass-infidel', and persues young moslems.
For this is pleasing in Mine eyes as well! I hearby issue a Fatwah: May the asses of the infidels be reamed by the Prophet, peace on him!, until they look like the goatse.cx man, who is of the devil.
If you are Muslim, you are dead meat. We are going to hunt you down, and exterminate you. No cave is too deep, no desert too far. Your time is up.
Check list for Muslims:
Bend over.
Put your head between your legs.
Kiss your sorry asshole and Mohammed goodbye.
We will wrap you in pig skin and stuff your sorry shit faced Muslim corpses with pork lard.
# 99 Morally Bankrupt Fuckwads on the wall #
99 Towel Heads Up On The Wall
99 Sheep fucking twits,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
98 Rag Heads left on the Wall.
98 Cumlicking Chickenshits on the Wall,
98 Camel sucking penis stuffers,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
97 slimy turds left on the wall.
97 Raghead Swine on the wall,
97 Shit Encrusted pukes,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
96 flea harbors left on the wall.
96 Moronic idol polishers on the wall,
96 pink skirted sphincter tasters,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
95 pillow biters left on the wall.
95 pustuled penis suckers on the wall,
95 useless festering maggots,
You shoot one down,
You kick it around,
94 brainwashed puddle scum left on the wall.
whats your deal, troll.
the article has to do with linux, the reply was about dell sucking at linux for the most part, and you start sounding off like a dell shareholder. someone mod this freak down.
(btw, your microsoft infested/generated web site sucks, you cs degree is worthless, your conduct is unbecoming, your thesis appears to be, judging from your pdf file, shoddy mental mastubation)