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  1. Re:Only apps can app apps! on The App Economy Will Be Worth $6 Trillion in Five Years (recode.net) · · Score: 1

    If you can't find any, try searching for an XM, IT or S3M app.

  2. Re:Kangaroo vs White-Tailed Deer on Volvo's Driverless Cars 'Confused' by Kangaroos (bbc.com) · · Score: 3

    When the deer are drunk, cars look like metal bears.

  3. Re:Another "victim" on Heritage Valley Health System Target Of Cyber Attack (cbslocal.com) · · Score: 2

    Oh yeah... Gotta love the cloud. (SFW)

  4. Re:Binocular Vision on Volvo's Driverless Cars 'Confused' by Kangaroos (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Probably still easier than writing code to interpret data from a single camera into an interpreted 3D image.

  5. Burn your shit in dvds NOW or somebody else will masturbate looking at your data, or WORSE.

    ...there's way too much information to decode the encrypted files. You get used to it, though. Your brain does the translating. I don't even see the code. All I see is blonde, brunette, redhead.

  6. Big Hairy Ian: Is, uh,...Is your computer a goer, eh? Know whatahmean, know whatahmean, nudge nudge, know whatahmean, say no more?

    Us: I, uh, I beg your pardon?

  7. Re:Happy that I am NOT among the crowd... on Facebook Crosses 2 Billion Monthly Users (theverge.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    People who love to declare that they're not on Facebook annoy me as much as the ones without TVs. Or vegans.

    Oh man, you'd absolutely love talking to me...

    I'm also an atheist, a Mac user, a Nintendo gamer, a "maker" and a 3D-printer owner, by the way. And since I'm also Canadian, I'm sorry if I annoyed you in any way, eh?

  8. Re:Binocular Vision on Volvo's Driverless Cars 'Confused' by Kangaroos (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    In the Animatrix, the machines have more than two eyes.

    I don't know why people in A.I./etc are so obsessed with doing everything with a single camera. Those things are cheap these days.

  9. Re:Kangaroo vs White-Tailed Deer on Volvo's Driverless Cars 'Confused' by Kangaroos (bbc.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does a deer look anything like a kangaroo to you?

    Only when I'm drunk.

  10. Re:Kangaroo vs White-Tailed Deer on Volvo's Driverless Cars 'Confused' by Kangaroos (bbc.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Volvo isn't in the habit of testing their cars upside-down.

  11. Re:oh lord it leads to a twitter page on The New iPad Pro Review (twitter.com) · · Score: 1

    They can be incredibly successful financially while still making crappy hardware and software. Look at McDonald's*.

    * didn't want to pick on them but they're known world-wide and we all understand the analogy.

  12. Some explanation is needed on New Study Explains Why Trump's 'Sad' Tweets Are So Effective (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Can someone please tell me who this Trump guy is, why he's important and WTF are "tweets"?

    Thank you.

  13. Re:Do you think we can trust him? on China, Canada Vow Not To Conduct Cyberattacks On Private Sector (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    And don't forget your towel.

  14. Re:There should be a pony too on 'Infarm' Startup Wants To Put a Farm In Every Grocery Store (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 1

    What do you mean? A Rarity or a Fluttershy?

  15. Re:I have a startup on 'Infarm' Startup Wants To Put a Farm In Every Grocery Store (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    No. It's Windows-based since it requires a backdoor.

  16. The damages are "less profits" because they had to, you know, hire people and pay them a wage.

  17. Re:Holy crap on Super Nintendo Classic Coming in September (hollywoodreporter.com) · · Score: 1

    Yes. Here's the number of units that will be shipped:
    Japan: 4
    USA: 3
    Europe: 2
    Canada: 1
    Australia: 1

  18. Re:Holy crap on Super Nintendo Classic Coming in September (hollywoodreporter.com) · · Score: 1

    Maybe FF3 isn't selling as well as Chrono Trigger.

  19. Re:Not just AMP... on 'Why I Decided To Disable AMP On My Site' (alexkras.com) · · Score: 1

    The img tag has this srcset parameter, you see...

  20. I said sarcastic, not evil or even bad. It's just that when you see these kinds of posts they're usually driven by lunatics.

    I'm not a lunatic, just a moran.

  21. Re:Holy crap on Super Nintendo Classic Coming in September (hollywoodreporter.com) · · Score: 1

    Oh right, I didn't realize that. Maybe due to Square-Enix still selling that game for other systems.

  22. Who said anything about iOS? My post clearly said macOS.

  23. Holy crap on Super Nintendo Classic Coming in September (hollywoodreporter.com) · · Score: 2

    They went to 11 for that games list!

  24. Indian outsourcing companies such as Infosys started recruiting Americans, bowing to Trump's calls for "America First."

    So Trump's idea is working as intended. America for Americans!!!1*

    * the last sentence is supposed to be sarcastic.

  25. Re:Again on 'Why I Decided To Disable AMP On My Site' (alexkras.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.