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  1. Re:United Airlines says they can't be beat. on Book Flights This Summer While Fuel Costs Stay Cheap (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Southwest: We beat the competition. Not you."

  2. Re:Please don't on Book Flights This Summer While Fuel Costs Stay Cheap (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    I've never been on an airplane in over four decades. I don't plan on doing so either.

  3. I'd like a minority female on top of me. A cute asian if possible.

  4. Re:Dotcom bubble v2.0 is here on Team Collaboration App Slack, Valued at $9 Billion, Draws Attention of Amazon (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    personal phone has no more room for apps.

    Because you have so many "family" photos and videos, right? Wink-wink, nudge-nudge.

  5. Re:Seems legit... on Book Flights This Summer While Fuel Costs Stay Cheap (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    As long as only the prices go down...

  6. Re:Are Doors still okay? on Green Party Leaders Don't Want Windows In Munich (techrepublic.com) · · Score: 1

    It would be more efficient to stay the fuck in our homes, not drive cars just to be able to work in the same place, not have to heat/cool an office "just because".

  7. Re:Apple sitting on billions and tax evader on Apple CEO Tim Cook Shares His Experience Of Working With President Donald Trump (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    So? A mouth is not a sexual organ either. Neither are breasts, hands, feets... yet there are sections for those on porn websites. I think those people are sick in the head though. I'd rather hang in the furry futanari tentacle school uniform pregnant section.

  8. Re:Apple sitting on billions and tax evader on Apple CEO Tim Cook Shares His Experience Of Working With President Donald Trump (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Maybe he was saying "gay" as in "happy".

    I'd be happy too if I was in charge of a company with billions in the bank.

  9. Of course they earn more! on Developers Who Use Spaces Make More Money Than Those Who Use Tabs (stackoverflow.blog) · · Score: 5, Funny

    Those idiots take four times longer or more to indent their code compared to those of us who use tabs and get home earlier thus working less hours.

  10. Re:Apple sitting on billions and tax evader on Apple CEO Tim Cook Shares His Experience Of Working With President Donald Trump (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    And that's a really green thing to do.

    If by "green" they mean money instead of the environment.

  11. Give real tax relief to Joe six-pack, and he'll just go buy a case - where's the greatness in that?

    He might become Joe twelve-pack like he used to be decades ago, showing the rest of the world that America can be great again.

  12. Re:Apple sitting on billions and tax evader on Apple CEO Tim Cook Shares His Experience Of Working With President Donald Trump (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 2

    You think they're soldering RAM directly on motherboards just for fun? It's because they can't even afford SODIMM sockets!

  13. Re:Bullshit on NSA Links WannaCry To North Korea (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    Besides, I don't think it was them. If their missile program is any indication, they don't have hackers smart enough to execute a virtual attack even with borrowed code.

    Even if they had hackers, would they have computers for them?

  14. Re:Bullshit on NSA Links WannaCry To North Korea (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    I don't believe anything three letter agencies say any more.

    Damn right! Just last week I got a letter telling me my car could have an "accident" in the near future because of "faulty parts". Well, fuck you KIA.

  15. Re:So I am confused.... on Microsoft's AI Is the First to Reach a Perfect Ms. Pac-Man Score (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    It is funny though, because it shows that a bunch of programmers could simply start a company and remove all management jobs and replace them all with software they could write themselves.

  16. Re:Please, Slashdot on Microsoft's AI Is the First to Reach a Perfect Ms. Pac-Man Score (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Please give parent a score of: +several million.

  17. Re:Fucking barbarian savages on Konami Reportedly Blacklisting Ex-Employees Across Japanese Video Game Industry (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    And Americans still live in the shotgun era.

  18. Proofreading is your friend on More Than 80% of US Adults Get News On Their Phones (axios.com) · · Score: 2

    Did you mean "How many exercise critical thinking when they read?"

  19. 80% of U.S.A. adults get "news" on their phones on More Than 80% of US Adults Get News On Their Phones (axios.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    And by "news" we really mean "porn".

  20. Re:Slashdot mod points on Ask Slashdot: Your Favorite Subscription Services? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Fucking assholes like you are the reason this fucking planet is a fucking hellhole. I hope you kill yourself, you fucking faggot!!!1

    You mean posts like this make you happy? I hope you enjoyed it, but IMHO you're a sad person and should seek therapy.

  21. Re:PSPlus on Ask Slashdot: Your Favorite Subscription Services? · · Score: 1

    Automated backups are the only way to be sure.

    Nuke your backups from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

  22. Netflix on Ask Slashdot: Your Favorite Subscription Services? · · Score: 1

    Netflix is the only thing worth its price. And I'm in Canada.

    Everything else is just overpriced crap.

  23. Re:I hope it can bake up my joke video on Google Drive Will Soon Back Up Your Entire Computer (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Why do you want to bake a video?

    Wait, how does that even work?

  24. Re:Ummm on Google Drive Will Soon Back Up Your Entire Computer (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    /Dr.Evil

  25. Re:Why didn't they do this 10 years ago? on Apple Issues $1 Billion Green Bond After Trump's Paris Climate Exit (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    I'll help Apple fight global warming! I'm sending them a 12-pack of ice cubes right away!