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  1. Very BAD advice... on Securing Your Notebook Against US Customs · · Score: 3, Insightful

    He gives one piece of very bad advice, on the subject of keeping your data on a big memory card and keeping it in your wallet. He says:

    'If someone does discover it, you can try saying: "I don't know what's on there. My boss told me to give it to the head of the New York office."'

      Never ever lie to customs guys. If they ring your boss and he denies it, or if you later change your story and say "oh yes, that's really all my files", or if you can't instantly give the address of the fictional 'New York office', then you better start relaxing in preparation for them gloving up to see if you are hiding any other memory cards.

      Same with hidden partitions. If, by sheer bad luck, you do encounter a tech-savvy customs guy and he says 'have you got any hidden partitions on here?', say 'Yes'. Better than saying 'No' and having them find out later.

      I'm not saying roll over and give them everything - you have rights - just don't lie.

  2. Hmmm on Vatican Says Alien Life Plausible · · Score: 5, Funny

    And is the Catholic church going to fund expeditions to these alien civilisations in order to convert them? Kinda sounds familiar, doesn't it?

  3. Re:Ads? on Youngsters Skip DVR Ads Less Than Seniors · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What about all the ads for other BBC programmes? Trailers, promos, Radio 1 DJ ego-vertising? I sure skip those! I even skip the credits of most BBC shows now that they shrink them down to 1/8 screen size...

  4. The debate is now over... on Pidgin Controversy Triggers Fork · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...because their Trac is slashdotted. Problem solved.

  5. May Void Your Warranty on Macbook Air Internal EVDO Broadband Card Mod · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So when the internal, non user-replaceable battery dies on this laptop, which it will, I get the feeling Apple might not be too happy about replacing it...

  6. Idiot on Bill Gates On the GPL — "We Disagree" · · Score: 1

    What an idiot. Doesn't he realise? Can't he see? It should be "with which we disagree"! Not 'which we disagree with'!

    A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

  7. Re:Bad Title on ISP Sued By Irish RIAA · · Score: 1

    Be thankful it's not the IRA

  8. Re:freedb on Sony to Buy Gracenote · · Score: 1

    For the same reason that Internet Explorer is a crufty, proprietary version of Firefox :) Try and kill off the free stuff and then charge for what they've got?

  9. Bargain! on How To Build a $188M Submarine Cable System · · Score: 1

    It's probably going to cost over half a million dollars to stick network cable round our campus. And we're not even underwater.

  10. Re:Microsoft, take note on Google Previews App Engine · · Score: 5, Informative

    The SDK includes a standalone web server, so if you decide to move it off of Google's service, all you need to do is find somewhere to run that server. If you have a DNS entry for your app then you're probably a click away from moving it. Just run the dev server...

      What you get from Google is the free hosting and access to the Google hardware. It might not be long before other providers offer Google App Engine hosting - it could become a standard. It looks like Django on steroids...

  11. Re:Best bet is not to bet... on Computer System Makes Best Sports Bets · · Score: 1

    I'm mixing up the terminology perhaps, but only because people are used to getting 'odds' from a bookie expressed as 'X to Y'. And in stupid units too (mathematically speaking). "100-30"? "6-4 on"? Jeez they're not even in their lowest terms! No wonder mathematical numeracy is declining!

    All bookies odds can be converted to a probability between 0 and 1, and it makes it easier to see if the probabilities do add up to more than 1 (and also if 100-30 is better than 6-4).

    Of course some would argue (and this being slashdot, some will) that the real reason for the decline in numeracy is because we no longer have to work out weights in pounds and ounces, or distances in feet and miles, or money in pounds shillings and pence. Err yeah maybe I dunno. Discuss.

  12. Best bet is not to bet... on Computer System Makes Best Sports Bets · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of our research assistants started doing something like this about ten years ago, fitting a statistical model to previous soccer match results and the home/away effect. He rounded some of us up to chip in a few pounds each week and off he went to the bookies to bet on the outcome of his model.

    Now, any statistical model (such as this LRMC thing, or the techniques m'colleague used) will only give estimates of the odds. It might say that the probability of team A winning is 0.6. Now, if the bookies are offering you a return of 0.7 then it's worth a bet. If the bookies rate it 50-50 then it's not worth a bet.

      The trouble is that any statistical model worth its salt is going to produce probabilities that add up to 1.0, whereas the bookies' odds can add up to 1.2 or so. That's how they play the game and make their profits.

      So after a season where we made a few pennies profit, and got some press interest (including a team from BBC Tomorrow's World filming us playing football), my friend realised the best thing to do was not to bet at all.

      And instead he went into the business of supplying odds to bookmakers. From where he now sits at the top of a rather large business empire!

      I might pop him an email to see what his current techniques are, but back in the day it was something similar to this LRMC thing.

  13. Re:Printers and Stats on Geeky April Fools' Day Prank Roundup · · Score: 1

    If you're going that way, anyone called 'Dave' has to have quotes from 2001 A Space Odyssey play. "I can't do that, Dave" in HAL's voice on every system error.

  14. Printers and Stats on Geeky April Fools' Day Prank Roundup · · Score: 5, Funny

    I once announced to our department that because black toner was so expensive, we were switching our printers to black paper and white toner. I put a sign next to the printer saying to only put black paper in the printer. Someone actually bit, and asked me in all seriousness where in the store cupboard the black paper was.

    On another occasion I sent an email to a stats software mailing list saying I'd written a package to implement not the Normal distribution, but the Paranormal distribution. Its mean value was the number you were just thinking of.

  15. Griefers? on Griefers Assault Epileptics Via Message Board · · Score: 1

    Why do we need a new word for the sort of people for whom there are plenty of words already? Although I suppose 'griefer' is acceptable in polite company, whereas the other words I'm thinking of aren't...

  16. Re:WTF? on Roleplayers Seek Removal of Nerf Gun Ban · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Nerf Rifle Association?

  17. Aaaargh on Cell Phones To Be Allowed On UK Planes · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sales of noise-cancelling headphones suddenly rise...

  18. Repo man? on Nuclear Scanning Catches a Radioactive Cat On I-5 · · Score: 1

    So now we know what was in the back of the car in Repo Man...

  19. Powered by heat? on Microchip Powered by Body Heat · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Two things spring to mind:

      1. If it's powered by your body heat, it's going to make you colder...

      2. Don't you need a temperature _gradient_ to get useful power out of heat?

  20. Thank heaven for emulators! on BBC Micro Creators Reunite In London · · Score: 1

    So anyone can now get a BBC Micror unning on their PC thanks to emulators. Anyone recommend a particular BBC Micro emulator? There's a whole bunch here:

    http://bbc.nvg.org/emulators.php3

    heck, there are BBC Micro emulators for the PSP now!

  21. Re:boring on BattleBots & ESPN Strike TV Deal · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Until some real new idea comes out. On the UK 'Robot Wars' it was turning into a battle of the flippers v the axes, until innovations like HypnoDisc and Gemini appeared. HypnoDisc had a heavy horizontal spinning disk with blades, and a very low CoG. It span up until it had masses of angular momentum, and then all the other robots just bounced off it with massive gashes. Version 1 was liable to being flipped, but in the next series they added a self-righting mechanism. Gemini was a 'clusterbot': the robot split into two independent parts, each with a flipper. Combined they were below the weight limit so it was all legal. Other bots found themselves facing two small light flippers, and so couldn't use the usual tactic of pointing their dangerous end at the opponent.

  22. Re:Article presents no evidence of copying?? on Olympic Web Site Features Pirated Content · · Score: 3, Informative

    He also mentions that the Olympics site contains games very similar to those wonderful Ferry Halim games from www.orisinal.com - of course, they might be licensed from him. Anyone asked Ferry?

    Any lawyers out there fancy taking on the Chinese Olympic Committee? Might not be a good idea...

  23. Re:not the most expensive aircraft accident in his on Military Grounds Stealth Bomber Fleet · · Score: 2, Informative

    A Pedant writes: Challenger was a *space*craft - it didn't need air :)

  24. Crash on Military Grounds Stealth Bomber Fleet · · Score: 5, Funny

    A stealth bomber crashes? Nobody saw that coming.

  25. Stark detail? on IPv4 Address Crunch In 2 Years, IPv6 Not Ready · · Score: 1

    Randy Bush's PDF presentation entirely in multi-coloured MS Comic Sans may well contain 'stark detail' but it looks like a nursery school show :)