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Vatican Says Alien Life Plausible

An anonymous reader writes "According to BBC, the director of the Vatican Observatory stated in an article titled 'Aliens Are My Brother' that intelligent beings created by God could exist in outer space. 'The search for forms of extraterrestrial life does not contradict belief in God. — Just as there are multiple forms of life on earth, so there could exist intelligent beings in outer space created by God.' Mind that this is not the same director who said that evolution is more than a mere theory — that was Father Coyne. I myself agree. There might be intelligent beings created by God in outer space even if there are none here on earth."

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  1. Finaly! by n1_111 · · Score: 5, Funny

    And who is this God they are referring to ?

    1. Re:Finaly! by Theoboley · · Score: 0

      If there are aliens... would they believe in a God anyhow?

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    2. Re:Finaly! by Forge · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There are two main theories groups that attempt to explain the creation of the Universe and the origin of life and humanity.

      Group 1. Big Bang & Evolution. Essentially this version says, it all just happened, mostly by accident but with the amount of time and mass involved it was inevitable.

      Group 2. Created by God (or gods). Essentially this version says it all originated from the imagination of a being with virtually unlimited intelligence and power.

      You know what I find cool? That under both scenarios it's almost inevitable that we will encounter other intelligent life, somewhere out there.

      Why? Because accidents tend to repeat when the conditions allowing them are also repeated. Sul isn't that uncommon a sun type so why shouldn't other Yellow dwarfs have wet rocky planets? And why shouldn't some of those mud-balls have critters on them ? Even intelligent critters?

      As for the creation version. That makes it even more likely that the universe would be swarming with intelligent life. Religious people believe the Earth is teeming with life because God enjoys playing with DNA. So why wouldn't he just go wild when working with whole galaxies rather than just a single planet?

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    3. Re:Finaly! by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 5, Informative

      There are two main theories groups that attempt to explain the creation of the Universe and the origin of life and humanity.

      Group 1. Big Bang & Evolution. Essentially this version says, it all just happened, mostly by accident but with the amount of time and mass involved it was inevitable.

      Bzzt, wrong. Group 1 knows the origin of humanity, but doesn't make any strong statements about the origin of life in general, or the origin of the universe. Group 1 merely says that Evolution and the Big Bang obviously happened. Group 1 also says they don't know what happened before that. They can't make any statements about origins, because there isn't any information to work with.

      They keep making speculations about origins (particularly with life, since even though it's hard, it's a lot easier than the universe) but there's no consensus or unity. When scientists talk about origins, they're not a "group" at all, except that they're all saying, "Oh yeah? Show me why you think that" to the one who just advanced the speculation.

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    4. Re:Finaly! by cheater512 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Group 1 doesnt say its inevitable that we'll meed other intelligent life.
      It says that there probably will be other intelligent life.

      The chance of us meeting them is next to nothing.
      Space is *big*.

    5. Re:Finaly! by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've always thought that it would be interesting to see other intelligent races reaction to humans. My guess is that aliens would notice a high tendency for delusion. Your faith is delusion to anyone who doesn't share it.

    6. Re:Finaly! by MutantEnemy · · Score: 1

      You know what I find cool? That under both scenarios it's almost inevitable that we will encounter other intelligent life, somewhere out there.

      Not necessarily. Under various multiverse theories, there are a whole bunch of universes, most of which have no intelligent life at all, but the occasional one gets lucky and has at least one intelligent species. There's no strong reason to believe that in such a universe, it's especially likely that there will be more than one intelligent species.

      (Why would one believe in multiple universes? Well, either it or God are the only theories that nicely explain "fine tuning"...)

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    7. Re:Finaly! by TheNarrator · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are applying human categories of thought to life forms that evolved completely separately from us.

    8. Re:Finaly! by condour75 · · Score: 1

      I think they meant "Zod."

    9. Re:Finaly! by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

      Self-Organisation could also explain the fine tuning. Basically its the notion that sometimes there is only a few ways that components will fit together (despite the fact that it doesn't look that way), so it reduces the possible combination space drastically. We see this in chemistry and biology all the time. As long as the components can impact one another then they tune themselves to a stable state where they can all coexist at the minimum energy.

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    10. Re:Finaly! by geekoid · · Score: 5, Informative

      DOn't confuse evolution with the creation of the universe. two different things.
      Evolution has FACTS, falsifiable test, and makes predictions.
      Evolution is a fact, it's been proven. There is not scientific argument against it, only people saying it isn't so and lying about it, and refusing to look at any recent evidence.

      The creation of the universe is another matter; however they go bacl very close to befor the first second with some very good science. What caused the big bang? Don't know.

      neither of these prove or disprove the existence of God, only that the current Biblical interpretation probably isn't literal. Something almost every theologeon will tell you, btw.

      If you look at the hebrew, the word interpreted to 'Day' didn't not mean a 24 hours day.
      So even in the oldest context, Evolution fits fine with the Bible.
      Considering the science is very good, and there are mountains of fact it is obvious that 6 days is not literal as we know a day.

      Yes, the origins of life on the planets is pretty well known. Primordial soup and all that.

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    11. Re:Finaly! by 24-bit+Voxel · · Score: 1

      What about the chance of them meeting us?

    12. Re:Finaly! by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Thats the same as us meeting them. :P

    13. Re:Finaly! by somersault · · Score: 1

      All of that is childs play compared to how anything has ever existed, ever, anywhere. Maybe the Universe doesn't exist in a time or a place exactly, but it's just amazing that anything exists. I find the notion of God existing or of the Universe being randomly spawned from nothing (or another Universe which was created by a God that eventually evolved from its own Universe which had been created from nothing which .. etc) amazing. There cannot have ever been a start, and if there was, there really shouldn't have been. WHAT THE FSCK >. DOES NOT COMPUTE!

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    14. Re:Finaly! by AK+for+Global+Warmin · · Score: 0, Troll

      I don't know in what school you studied biology, but ask for you money back! Evolution is a fact? It is called the Theory of Evolution, not the Fact of Evolution.

    15. Re:Finaly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And, ultimately, "Let there be light" is a darned good description of the Big Bang, considering the context of N-thousand BC.

    16. Re:Finaly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Theory in a scientific context does not mean the same thing as the term in popular use.

      Evolution is a fact. Read.

    17. Re:Finaly! by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Biologist Francisco Ayala calls that the god of the gaps, because it only occupies those gaps of human knowledge that haven't been explained yet. I like picturing science slowly eroding the terrain of superstition, but then again, that's just a way to say that religions simply adapt to survive, and then move on with the same old crap.

    18. Re:Finaly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolution is a fact, it's been proven.
      Evolution is not a fact, it is a logical conclusion based on the existing body of evidence.
    19. Re:Finaly! by Devout_IPUite · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Faith and delusional are derived from concepts involving evidence, reasoning, and proof. All logical concepts in the strictest meaning. It's generally considered that math (regardless of branch) is discovered, and that logic is a subset of math (discrete math). I think an alien would be hard pressed to be considered intelligent with no concept of logic, and would be capable of groking faith & delusion with. However, earthform sex is never going to make any sense to those poor suckers.

    20. Re:Finaly! by Nossie · · Score: 2, Funny

      surely that's still double the chance though ? >:)

    21. Re:Finaly! by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Self-Organisation could also explain the fine tuning.

      No it can't.

      Basically its the notion that sometimes there is only a few ways that components will fit together (despite the fact that it doesn't look that way), so it reduces the possible combination space drastically. We see this in chemistry and biology all the time.

      Yes, and that's the whole reason why an explanation is required.

      If pieces only fit together in a way hich produces an organized universe with life in it, rather than one of the night-infinite possible highly entropic messes, then either you got incredible lucky or the pieces were fine-tuned to fit together this way. And we seem to be getting lucky "all the time", so an explanation for the tuning mechanism is needed.

      As long as the components can impact one another then they tune themselves to a stable state where they can all coexist at the minimum energy.

      The question is: Why is the stable state so interesting, rather than an uninteresting mess with high entropy ?

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    22. Re:Finaly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends... are they intelligent beings?

    23. Re:Finaly! by EvolutionsPeak · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Gravity and electricity are also just theories. Evolution is at least as much a fact as these things.

    24. Re:Finaly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinda off topic but there is another way to describe your groups.

      Group 1. Those who don't understand something, generate a hypothesis, develop tests, and repeat until the theory is reproducible.

      Group 2. Those who don't understand something, assume it must be supernatural, document this supernatural phenomenon as law.

    25. Re:Finaly! by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      The whole 'God of the Gaps' argument presumes that the gaps are actually getting smaller. That's actually very hard to prove in many of the cases where it has been assumed, and is definitely contrary to fact in some.
              Conventional Evolutionary theory shows how some events are much more probable over geologic time than once believed - for example the development of a biological feature such as an eye. It's happened independently in different families several times, perhaps as many as a dozen. At the same time, fitting all the predecessor developments needed before we even got to DNA based life, into the time available since the planet cooled enough for life means some major early steps had to happen in very brief timeframes, possibly even periods of mere years or even less.
              The probability of eyes developing from simple structures once you get life started goes up, the probability of the first precursor molecules used to code for heredity evolving into the much more sophisticated form of DNA goes down, the overall probability you can start from Hadean Earth, 4.1 billion years ago, and end up with Giraffes or Orchids remains unchanged, or by some molecular biology experiments actually decreases.
            Shuffling all the extremely low probability steps towards the beginning of life and then saying that they don't need to be explained is a confidence trick. Where evolutionary theory makes some necessary events in the history of life look wildly improbable, much less explicable than before we developed the theory, this needs to be acknowledged, even if some Creationist types may try to use it to justify their theories.

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    26. Re:Finaly! by haeger · · Score: 1
      ...the Big Bang obviously happened. Group 1 also says they don't know what happened before that.

      Before what? Before time? As the universe was created so was time, so what is this "before" you talk about?

      .haeger

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    27. Re:Finaly! by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

      Consider a third option, that the parameters that causes "a universe that we could exist in" also causes other positive (as in the physics notion of positive) feedback effects, within the starting variables which causes them to arrive at the "a universe that we could exist in" state. So as the tuning process is resulting in more organisation, the tuning process itself becomes hindered, and its stops because it can no longer move, due to the resulting organisation. Essentially you have arrived at the organised state, because its the only place the tuning process can stop. Note that this is just a thought experiment, I'm not actually saying this is how it is as I know very little about the physics involved.

      You posed an interesting question "why is stable state so interesting", I think that its because its what we have to work with - transitional states are not very interesting to us, because they are largely useless in a practical sense.

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    28. Re:Finaly! by rhyder128k · · Score: 4, Funny

      They'll probably say, "I can't believe that they believe in [their god]. Obviously, [our god] is the real one!"

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    29. Re:Finaly! by LaskoVortex · · Score: 1

      If there are aliens... would they believe in a God anyhow?

      The real question is whether they would accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior. I think only those aliens within a 2008 light year sphere around the earth could do this as the rest of the volume of the cosmos could not know of Jesus given the laws of physics as modern science understands them. I'm guessing the director has not quite thought through this conundrum. Perhaps the official stance of the church should be to revert to a pre-Copernican view which would ameliorate the logical conflict but preclude belief in aliens.

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    30. Re:Finaly! by Mental+Maelstrom · · Score: 2, Funny

      Do bacteria believe in God?

      Aliens: LOL.

    31. Re:Finaly! by saigon_from_europe · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The real question is whether they would accept Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior.
      First time I heard that someone from Vatican mentioned aliens, I think it was the same guy, he mentioned that if they exist, they are Christians. This statement slightly contradict that, as he mentioned here that those aliens might be free from our original sin, hence they would not have notion of the Christ, at least not our Christ.
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    32. Re:Finaly! by Dracophile · · Score: 1

      There are two main theories groups that attempt to explain the creation of the Universe and the origin of life and humanity.
      Group 1. Big Bang & Evolution. Essentially this version says, it all just happened, mostly by accident but with the amount of time and mass involved it was inevitable.

      Group 2. Created by God (or gods). Essentially this version says it all originated from the imagination of a being with virtually unlimited intelligence and power.
      You know what I find cool? That under both scenarios it's almost inevitable that we will encounter other intelligent life, somewhere out there.


      Why almost inevitable? It is not impossible under scenario 1 (notwithstanding that evolution does not explain the origin of life or of the universe) that life managed to arise exactly once in the universe, however unlikely that may seem to some. Moreover, it is not impossible that under scenario 2 the creator decided only to set up life on this planet. In fact, depending on one's understanding of the nature of the creator in scenario 2, it may be inevitable that life only arose here and nowhere else.
      It's far from inevitable that we will/would encounter life "out there": we simply do not know. The only way we'll ever be sure is by encountering it. Until we do, it's an open question. Unless, that is, someone can "prove" that it's impossible for life to have arisen anywhere else. And good luck with that.
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    33. Re:Finaly! by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they did, it would explaina a lot about Alabama.

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    34. Re:Finaly! by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      Religious people believe the Earth is teeming with life because God enjoys playing with DNA. So why wouldn't he just go wild when working with whole galaxies rather than just a single planet?
      Sol 3's just a beta, a prototype. As Fred Brooks said, build one to throw away - you will anyway.
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    35. Re:Finaly! by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      What if they're like, sort of invisible or something?

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    36. Re:Finaly! by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      However, earthform sex is never going to make any sense to those poor suckers. Except in Japan.
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    37. Re:Finaly! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      Evolution is not a fact, it is a logical conclusion based on the existing body of evidence.

      That's what a fact is!

      So yes, evolution is a fact. There's also the Theory of Evolution which explains that fact.

    38. Re:Finaly! by Theoboley · · Score: 0

      bacteria don't have brains...

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    39. Re:Finaly! by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      There are two main theories groups that attempt to explain the creation of the Universe and the origin of life and humanity.

      Note - there's one group of theories, and then there's countless stories and myths.

    40. Re:Finaly! by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If pieces only fit together in a way hich produces an organized universe with life in it, rather than one of the night-infinite possible highly entropic messes, then either you got incredible lucky or the pieces were fine-tuned to fit together this way. And we seem to be getting lucky "all the time", so an explanation for the tuning mechanism is needed.

      What do you mean, getting lucky all the time?

      A theory I like is that when there's no universe (or maybe even when there is - read any Zelazny?) :) universes are being created all the time but they are unstable because the initial constants have settled out at different values than the ones we know and love. For all the possible, infinite states of the universe, only certain ones (or perhaps only one!) is stable, although that may be a matter of a point of reference. These unstable universes "collapse" (again, at least from our point of reference) as soon as they are created.

      Thus in this theory the Big Bang tries to happen in an infinite number of ways, and the ones that work out work out. In our universe, not only does matter stay together and gravity cause matter to be attracted to other matter (perhaps the same force in the end, or perhaps the only two forces which truly exist) but the principles of physics thus end up being conducive to the building blocks of life assembling themselves out of what's lying around in a pool. Just start with water; if Hydrogen or Oxygen didn't exist, or if H and O didn't combine to make water, life couldn't exist.

      The question is: Why is the stable state so interesting, rather than an uninteresting mess with high entropy ?

      Interesting to who? If you mean interesting to us, that's pathetically trivial to answer: because otherwise, we're not here to be interested. If you mean interesting to anyone else, what makes you think that the other states aren't interesting? For that matter, what makes you think the other states aren't stable, but that from where we're standing, they're not even perceptible?

      What do you mean high entropy, anyway? Do you mean breaking down rapidly? Or just a lack of order?

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    41. Re:Finaly! by electrictroy · · Score: 1

      >>>"There might be intelligent beings created by God in outer space....."

      One such possibility is documented in C.S. Lewis' Chronicles of Narnia (where Aslan represents God's son on that alien planet).

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    42. Re:Finaly! by iocat · · Score: 3, Insightful
      First, I want to give a shout out to the Vatican, for discussing the potential of aliens (and acknowledging evolution as settled science) while other religions are still like "lalalaeverywordofthebibleistrue,eventhetyposandbadtranslations."

      Second, assuming for a second the whole Christianity ball of wax is true, there's no reason that God wouldn't send down his other son, Skip, to some aliens, in a form they could understand. The ideals Jesus taught weren't restricted by a specific geography or biology. "Be nice to each other" might resonate as well on Argus-7 as it does on Sol-3.

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    43. Re:Finaly! by The+Bender · · Score: 2, Funny

      So that's a "yes" then?

    44. Re:Finaly! by artgeeq · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's the god of fundamentalists. Is there anything in the bible about whether people have or do not have green skin, or three eyes, antenna, or other alien attributes? For the creation story, how long is day on another planet? This oculd get very interesting.

    45. Re:Finaly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could God create a rock which he could not lift? Could God create a law of physics which he could not break?

    46. Re:Finaly! by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      So when god said "let their be light" and created the stars, exactly what "light" was he refering to, because we see only about 1% of the "light" that there is in the spectrum. Prior to the stars forming, and even as physics tells us, there also had to be prior to the big bang, there was still much of this radiation around, and could have been interpreted as light. Does this mean God was blind to it, aka, that it has limits? That notion by itself precludes it didn't know enough about physics to make it all happen.

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    47. Re:Finaly! by gnupun · · Score: 0

      Gravity and electricity are also just theories.
      Science is based on theories, and experiments and empirical data to back up those theories. While experiments on gravity and electricity are repeatable and reproducible to test its theories, no such thing can be done with evolution. Therefore evolution may be just a fairy tale, and not true science.
    48. Re:Finaly! by gstewart79 · · Score: 1

      I am personally terrified that there are "aliens" out there. If there is a "god" out there, how do we know that we aren't the first screw up? I'm just waiting for the day when the Zerg and Borg arrive to destroy our planet and bring us into their collective.

    49. Re:Finaly! by FishAdmin · · Score: 1

      neither of these prove or disprove the existence of God, only that the current Biblical interpretation probably isn't literal. Something almost every theologeon will tell you, btw. If you look at the hebrew, the word interpreted to 'Day' didn't not mean a 24 hours day. So even in the oldest context, Evolution fits fine with the Bible. Oh, really? Most secular theologians would agree that the Bible isn't to be taken literally, but most Christian theologians would DEFINITELY take the stance of the Bible being literal and accurate. Now then, speaking as one who has studied the Hebrew, I would have to disagree with your view. I'll pick the first verse that talks about Creation, from Genesis 1:5: "And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day." First, "the evening and the morning" are pretty specific to ONE day, aren't they? Almost like God knew there might be opposition to this fact someday, hmm? Digging deeper, we see the Hebrew work used for "evening" is "`ereb", which means "an evening or sunset." Okay, that's pretty clear. Now, then, "morning" is "Boqer", meaning "morning, sunrise, or break of day." Hmm, that's pretty clear, too, isn't it? So, then, "sunset" + "sunrise" = Day. Well, we start the day/night cycle a little different now, but I think we could all agree that that's a pretty good description of one normal day. Just to finish this out, though, lets take a look at the Hebrew for "day": "Yowm". Alright, this word DOES have a few different meanings; it can mean a literal 24-hours, but it can also mean a PART of a 24-hour day. However, it is used in the Bible 2287 times, and 2008 of those times it means a literal 24-hour, evening-morning cycle. At the WORST, if we ignore context completely for the sentence, it would mean LESS than 24 hours. Now, you may believe that the Bible is a load of bunk, and that's your personal decision, but the Hebrew is VERY clear that we are taliing about 7 actual days, broken up into 24-hour chunks of time, as defined by the evening-morning cycle. Try another argument next time.
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    50. Re:Finaly! by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      Hey, congratulations! You can regurgitate rhetoric you read on slashdot a thousand times! You're only one step away from being capable of actually understanding what you say! Don't give up... almost there!

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    51. Re:Finaly! by Theoboley · · Score: 0

      Absolutely Yes

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    52. Re:Finaly! by saigon_from_europe · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree that God could appear to them as their own "kind of Christ" (since Christ is not actually a son of God, but rather one of three representations of God). That way it is easy to understand how they could be Christians ("Skipians", from your example).

      News for me here is that this guy believes that this possible aliens might be free from our original sin, which was the main reason of sending Christ to us. In order to be compatible with previous idea (that aliens are Christians, too) they would have to be monotheists, but they would believe only in Father and Holy Ghost, but not in Christ, as such concept would we unknown to them. Except if they are more advanced then we are, so they could spy on us, and conclude from our behavior that there is third representation of God - Son, i.e. Christ.

      (Take everything here with the grain of salt, as I am not well educated in Catholic theology and also I don't know all of correct English theoretical terms.)

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    53. Re:Finaly! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >If you look at the hebrew, the word interpreted to 'Day' didn't not mean a 24 hours day.

      Actually, yes it does.

    54. Re:Finaly! by zsau · · Score: 1

      My god how wrong are you! Group 1 and Group 2 are not mutually exclusive. Many good Christians believe in evolution and the Big Bang, and indeed both theories were created by Christians. In fact, it used to be the case that it was religious bigots who believed in the Big Bang (hence the name), and all right-thinking scientists believed the universe had always been and will always be.

      So --- you can believe that God created us in his image, and also believe in the Big Bang and evolution at the same time. (Also, your sentence "Sul isn't that uncommon a sun type" should read "The sun isn't that uncommon a star type".)

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    55. Re:Finaly! by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      Multiverse doesn't say anything about the occurance of intelligence in ours. We know it can happen. We also know that life is very robust and can take hold under very extreme circumstances. Lately we've found out that planets are quite common. What we don't know yet is how often intelligence is the outcome of an evolutionary process. The latest I read stated that there are some pretty hefty tradeoffs for our brain and tool use. It's possible that the circumstances that led to our dominion where pretty specific to earth and thus unlikely.

      BUT: just look at the hubble deep view pictures. Trillions and Trillions indeed, galaxies that is. Even if the chance of intelligence is very, very small there will be an immesurable amount of smart lifeforms out there. Wether we can ever get in contact with them, well, that's written on an other page entirely.

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    56. Re:Finaly! by abolitiontheory · · Score: 1

      As for the creation version. That makes it even more likely that the universe would be swarming with intelligent life. Religious people believe the Earth is teeming with life because God enjoys playing with DNA. So why wouldn't he just go wild when working with whole galaxies rather than just a single planet?

      Disclaimer: I'm not trolling. I'm saying things I honestly believe might be true.

      For a number of reasons:

      1. Because power is often shown in restraint. This is called meekness. God said "blessed are the meek," and by these He didn't mean the powerless, but the powerful who restrain their power in proper ways. Meekness, as we've all heard, is speaking softly and carrying a big stick. Perhaps God did the same.

      2. Because a tool of art is juxtaposition: God might have decided to create a vast backdrop on a canvas, and then populate one living, juxtaposing planet in the midst of all of it.

      3. Because love is specific choice, not having a bunch of mistresses. I'm straying into explicitly Christian theology here, but if God loves us and created us to worship Him, perhaps he doesn't value quantity of worship but quality of worship. The concept of one single, specifically loved part of the universe seems (IMO) to be in line with God's character. In the Bible God choose Israel, a fledgling people in the universe of civilizations, not unlike our planet and solar system in relation to the entire universe, to bless and pursue. Why shouldn't he be equally as specific and unique in his creation of a single world to honor and glorify him amongst all this space?

      The bible says, "The heavens declare the glory of the Lord." Perhaps all that out there exists to remind us of His size over us. To me this is a terribly beautiful concept, that we might be alone in the universe, alone by His specific choice, instead of part of random chance or just one more of the millions of planets he hits up for his glory fix on a regular basis.

      Maybe this shows me to have the mind of an artist more than that of a scientist, but I'll take a beautiful possibility over a statistical possibility almost any day.

      Technorant, out.

    57. Re:Finaly! by cundare · · Score: 1

      >There are two main theories groups that attempt to explain the creation of the Universe and the origin of life and humanity. Group 1. Big Bang & Evolution. Essentially this version says, it all just happened, mostly by accident but with the amount of time and mass involved it was inevitable. Group 2. Created by God (or gods). Essentially this version says it all originated from the imagination of a being with virtually unlimited intelligence and power. Actually, this is a common misconception that has been repeated so many times that people now accept it as gospel. (ouch!) But it's actually just a piece of ignorant baloney that has allowed the Creationists, Flat Earth Society, or whatever it is they're calling themselves these days, to exploit an ambiguity in the English language. "Theory" has two common meanings. In everyday conversation, it means a postulated explanation of something. Sherlock Holmes: "Watson, I have a theory!" Such a theory may or may not make any sense when scrutinized closely or subjected to logical analysis. The "created by gods" theories fit this description. A scientific "theory" is something else entirely. Such a theory is an organized explanation of observable phenomena. But it is far more than the Creationism class of "theory," which, in the scientific community, would more accurately be referred to as a "hypothesis." Hypotheses don't become theories until they are vetted by an enormous number of scientific experiments and it is widely accepted that it is virtually impossible that they could be false. However, there is some reason why that are not considered provene "facts." This might be because the current state-of-the-art does not allow experiments to be conducted that could prove the theory in question, using the scientific method. Or, in some cases, that the theory, by its very nature, cannot be proven or disproven by the control/variable scientific method. Think of the theory of special relativity or the theory of gravitation. Evolution is such a "theory." There is an immense, virtually indisputable, and still growing, body of evidence showing natural selection to be real. If the results of the enormous number of observations verifying the existence of an evolutionary process were wrong, the ripple effects would topple nearly all of our current scientific knowledge. Carbon dating would have to be wrong --> our understanding of nuclear would have to be wrong --> etc. You get the picture. So, OK, while I realize that your message was tongue-in-cheek and your point is well-taken, after decades of hearing people make these cringeworthy, ignorant, and ultimately silly efforts to place religious "theories" like Creationism or Intelligent Design in parity with a scientific "theory" like natural selection, I just had to point out the obvious, just one time!! Nothing personal, guy. And I agree that it's ultimately cool that there probably is intelligent life. I'm not sure that we'll ever encounter it, for a # of reasons beyond the scope of this message, but I really hope that I live to see it happen.

    58. Re:Finaly! by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "Except if they are more advanced then we are, so they could spy on us, and conclude from our behavior that there is third representation of God - Son, i.e. Christ."

      That would make sense why God would then instruct us to differ our selves gender wise, so that the good sons who did not eat of the tree would know who was male and who was female when they were watching us.

    59. Re:Finaly! by MutantEnemy · · Score: 1

      Multiverse doesn't say anything about the occurance of intelligence in ours.

      It can explain why the universe we're in has physics perfect for life, which might otherwise seem to good to be true. But if there are a great many universes, we will naturally find ourselves in one of the few where the physics are right.

      We also know that life is very robust and can take hold under very extreme circumstances.

      "Extreme circumstances" is a pretty relative term. If the universe was nothing but a cloud of hydrogen, I doubt there would be life.

      Just look at the hubble deep view pictures. Trillions and Trillions indeed, galaxies that is. Even if the chance of intelligence is very, very small there will be an immesurable amount of smart lifeforms out there.

      Perhaps. It depends on how likely life is to get started (on any given planet) in the first place, which is an open question.

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    60. Re:Finaly! by shokk · · Score: 1

      The Judeo-Christian religions have always pushed the existence of other life forms. Various species angels, demons, etc, were always depicted as something other than human. Where do you think they came from? "Created by God" can cover many things even if you only believe as far as God triggering the Big Bang(s). There's still plenty of room for God's other creation - Darwin - in there.

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    61. Re:Finaly! by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 1

      The initiation of life does not need to be very likely at all. It suffices to explain how it is sufficiently likely to happen at least once in the lifetime of the Universe. By its own nature, it lives on after that. We may never know exactly how it happened, because it might have been a superbly unlikely combination of molecules nobody might dream to produce in an experiment.

  2. first pope(st)! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
  3. Mythbusters by qoncept · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm waiting for an answer from a legitimate authority.

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    1. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is God, there is nothing to see here move along now

    2. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm waiting for an answer from a legitimate authority.


      Exactly.. like from NASA, ESA, or SETI... NOT from an organization trying to cover their collective ass as they fade into irrelevance.
    3. Re:Mythbusters by gnick · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm waiting for an answer from a legitimate authority. He said, "The search for forms of extraterrestrial life does not contradict belief in God." Are you suggesting that the search for forms of extraterrestrial life does contradict belief in God? I can't imagine any "legitimate authority" that would support that, although several may debate belief in God on other grounds.
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    4. Re:Mythbusters by DanWS6 · · Score: 5, Funny

      How exactly would they attempt this? Adam would run around trying to kill Christians to see if God intervenes meanwhile Jaime would try to build a holy communication device to call God then at the end of the show they'd claim the myth is busted?

    5. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      Mythbusters would be a good start; there's certainly been no word from God. In fact, it has been His deafening silence after the tsunami that drowned thousands of innocent children (and now the earthquake in China), that finalized both my disbelief in a supreme being and my hatred for the Catholic church.

      And don't give me any of that "not ours to understand..." crap. Your god's a farce.

    6. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But those weren't Christians that died. Those were heathen's who did not accept Jesus as their savior. God sent those disasters to punish the wicked for their evil ways.

    7. Re:Mythbusters by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      In fact, it has been His deafening silence after the tsunami that drowned thousands of innocent children (and now the earthquake in China), that finalized both my disbelief in a supreme being and my hatred for the Catholic church. Not religious myself, but if you'd have a clue about catholicism you'd know that they argue that god's children are free beings, living to choose and work out their destiny. An intervening god would make no sense in their religion, and that's actually not one of its worst traits.
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    8. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humour can be a tough nut to crack. Good luck!

    9. Re:Mythbusters by c6gunner · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not religious myself, but if you'd have a clue about catholicism you'd know that they argue that god's children are free beings, living to choose and work out their destiny.


      They also argue that if you pray for something really really hard, the invisible man in the sky might make it happen. So which is it? Is prayer useless because god never interferes? Or is god an egomaniacal prick, who'll let thousands of people die for no particular reason, but will intervene in human affairs when you ask him real nice like?
    10. Re:Mythbusters by Knuckles · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You don't understand the catholic mindset :)
      The whole point is to believe in it against all odds and, specifically, despite the fact that nothing happens.

      I find it weird, too.

      OTOH, I can imagine that the mere act of such a submission to a state of mind can have certain desirable effects (and, of course, also undesirable ones). I don't think it's an accident that many other religions propagate a certain way of "giving up".

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    11. Re:Mythbusters by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
      How about an illegitimate authority? I'm a bastard. Do I qualify?

      Seriously, though, to me, this sounds like the Vatican is backpedalling in order to do damage control, similar to the efforts of the 'Intelligent Design' people.

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    12. Re:Mythbusters by Deep+Orange · · Score: 1

      AS hard of a time as I have trying to believe in a all powerful being who cannot be proved, I have a much harder time not laughing at the people who are so vehement about how god doesn't exist. If you can't prove he exists then you certainly can't prove he doesn't exist. Doesn't that mean they have faith in him not existing? Come on now...... faith in a lack of existence, Thats Funny.

    13. Re:Mythbusters by LandDolphin · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It's all part of God's mysterious plan.

      When something good happens, God granted your wish. When something bad happens, it's part of God's plan, and he knows better hten us.

      Remember, God works in Mysterious ways.

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    14. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You cannot petition the Lord with prayer.

    15. Re:Mythbusters by bingoathome · · Score: 1

      Not religious myself either - but you are right about weird - it all comes down to faith. One little philosophical game a played the other night led me to conclude that Christians are all agnostic because they can never know the truth and have to make a leap of faith to believe in god - they are , therefore , agnostic because they have 'no knowledge ' only faith. I am an agnostic aetheist beccause i dont know god exists ( who could ) but i believe it likely he does not.

    16. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can understand your frustration with the catholic church (hey, thanks for banning condoms and making life even more miserable and desperate for poor people in poor countries) - but science has already explained how tsunamis are caused, and current moderate Christian thinking is that science is Man's attempt to uncover God's systems. Also, many moderate christians would argue that a world with an interfering God would be much worse (think Middle-Ages style theocracies - who's gonna dispute God, and by extension the Church, if God's out there writing cheques and fiddling with nature's thermostat?).

      Plus, your reason for not believing in a higher power makes me wonder if you believe in Hitler or Darl McBride - just because someone/something's not exceeding your wildest expectations, doesn't mean they don't exist. Believe as you will, but it'd be nice if you gave it some thought..

    17. Re:Mythbusters by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

      You cannot petition the Lord with prayer. Sure you can. "Oh Lord, smite this unbeliever who says I can't petition you." Look, I just petitioned the Lord, right there, plain as day.
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    18. Re:Mythbusters by c6gunner · · Score: 4, Interesting

      OTOH, I can imagine that the mere act of such a submission to a state of mind can have certain desirable effects (and, of course, also undesirable ones). I don't think it's an accident that many other religions propagate a certain way of "giving up".


      Oh without a doubt. I don't want to go too far off topic, but if I had to speculate about the origins of prayer, I'd say it's actually a clever way of capitalizing on a couple of aspects of the human psyche, such as the fact that we acquire habit through repetition, and our herd-mentality when in large groups. Since a religious person is encouraged to pray as often as possible (for an extreme example, see Islam), the constant repetition reinforces the basic tenets and beliefs in the mind of the believer. The more they repeat it, the stronger the belief becomes. Add to that the fact that humans in large groups respond strongly to simple statements with which they can identify (eg. "No War for Oil", "Meat is Murder", "Zeig Heil", "Zhu Mao Zhuxi wanshou wujiang!" etc.), and you have a pretty good incentive to want to indoctrinate your followers with something like prayer, and encourage them to repeat it whenever they can.
    19. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...they argue that god's children are free beings, living to choose and work out their destiny. Who chose to be hit by a tsunami? Either God wants us to choose or God wants random crap to fall on our heads, killing us instantly. Which is it?
    20. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Exactly. Who gives a fuck what the Vatican says? It's not like they've ever proven themselves to be a reliable source of information in the past. They're about as relevant to the discussion as the british royal family.

    21. Re:Mythbusters by flewp · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just once, instead of an athlete thanking God, I'd love to see one blame God for his poor performance.

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    22. Re:Mythbusters by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      In fact, it has been His deafening silence after the tsunami that drowned thousands of innocent children (and now the earthquake in China), that finalized both my disbelief in a supreme being and my hatred for the Catholic church.
      So you hate the Catholic Church because their God (who happens to also be the Jew's God, Christian's God, and, come right down to it, the Muslim's God), drowned thousands of innocent children in a tsunami. Nevermind that He did NOT drown several billion other children that day.

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    23. Re:Mythbusters by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      LMAO...

      That would be hilarious.

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    24. Re:Mythbusters by Rycross · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Personally I got tired how all the good things that happened in my life were God's blessings and how all the bad things were just part of some incomprehensible plan. A lot of non-believers like to talk about how religion is popular because it gives people hope, but for me it was a millstone around my neck. Imagine the kind of self-esteem issues one develops after being repeatedly told that you didn't really earn the good things in your life, and that the bad things in your life happened for some reasons beyond your comprehension.

      I feel a lot better now that my life is my own to control. And its nice to know that sometimes bad things happen for no reason, and not because I've inexplicably displeased some supreme being.

      Sorry, kind of off-topic, but I felt like sharing. The kind of logic you outlined in your post is probably the #1 reason I'm no longer religious. I always find it amusing that so many people view religion as comforting, since it was quite the opposite for me.

    25. Re:Mythbusters by Rycross · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So you hate the Catholic Church because their God (who happens to also be the Jew's God, Christian's God, and, come right down to it, the Muslim's God), drowned thousands of innocent children in a tsunami. Nevermind that He did NOT drown several billion other children that day.

      I'm not sure if you're being serious, because my sarcasm detector is wonky, but are you seriously suggesting that not committing heinous atrocities is an admirable quality in a all-powerful being? That'd be like praising my friend John because, as far as I know, he hasn't killed anyone and dumped their bodies in the river. Or maybe like people who proudly state that they take care of their children, as if not leaving them to die in ditches is some extraordinary praise-worthy quality. Its kind of expected that normal people not do horrible things, much less omniscient, omnipotent beings.

      Personally I'd like to describe God in terms other than "Allows thousands of people to die for no reason, but at least he isn't genocidal." Well as long as you ignore several books of the Old Testament.

    26. Re:Mythbusters by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

      It's easier for a lot of people to think of things as being out of their control. People like order, Chaos can be very scary.

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    27. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The space pope would disagree!

    28. Re:Mythbusters by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      I'm so tired of Mythbusters. They have no idea how to do science because they don't understand statistics. Their typical experiment is to try something five or ten times and then say that they've made some conclusion ("70% of the times the toast landed butter up!"). Next comes another similarly statistically irrelevant time waster. I see more blind faith in their show than I do in the average non-scientist I know.

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    29. Re:Mythbusters by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      I've heard that come up in an interview, and basically the answer was the Penn excuse. Demonstration of proper methodological understanding off camera, but apologetic insistence that they have to present things as conclusive to get it on the air.

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    30. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same way god sent the cyclone to Myanmar (formerly Burma), killing at least a hundred thousand fishermen and farmers, their wives and children, as punishment to the military government, for the brutal way in which they've treated their fishermen and farmers, wives and children.

      The same way god sent the hurricane to New Orleans, flooding the poorest neighborhoods in town, to punish them for the wicked shenanigans perpetrated by tourists in the French Quarter, curiously saved (miraculously, I suppose) from the catastrophe. Was that a nod and a wink to the homosexuals? Maybe god is hiding deeply in the closet, as most of his clergymen and ministers also seem to be.

      On the one hand, the book says that the meek shall inherit the world. On the other hand, they're the ones that keep on getting both the socioeconomic and divine shafts up their asses, with a hefty dash of Marx's proverbial opium to numb the friction.

      BTW, pastors Falwell, Robertson and all their minions (none of whom read Slashdot, I presume), here's the superstitious counterargument to your gleeful comments that 9/11 was god's way of punishing the United States - take a good long look at all the evidence, the punishment was obviously served by Allah.

    31. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually if you had any idea about Catholicism you'd know that praying for something hardly ensures receiving something...prayer isn't supposed to be a hot-line used to beg for something but rather as an attempt to open a line of communication between the participant and God...if you were to compare prayer to anything it would be to mediation not to pleading...and if God had never intervened its highly unlikely that life or even the universe would exist in the ways they do. Quoting from Einstein: "God does not play dice with the Universe." Now people choose to believe whatever they want to but sarcasm and irreverence is hardly an intelligent or academic approach to analyzing the existence of life.

    32. Re:Mythbusters by Empiric · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You say "let people die" like you think there's an alternative, other than timing.

      I find this form of argument very strange, though very common--making statements which presume ongoing continuity of life, or consciousness, while denying it. Reality is such that by default people don't die, so God should be blamed if they do, or reality is such that people do die by default, and your complaint is about when exactly it happens... which is it?

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    33. Re:Mythbusters by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

      Do you have faith in fairies not existing? Or do you just use common sense? You cannot prove that fairies don't exist, so it must be the former obviously.

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    34. Re:Mythbusters by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      It's a pretty flimsy excuse. They could always do a few runs on camera, a thousand runs off camera, and then state the results. I've seen a dozen episodes and I've never seen one where they actually showed evidence that came remotely close to demonstrating their conclusions. Typically, they can't even come up with an experiment that has much to do with the "myth" they're testing.

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    35. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not religious myself, but if you'd have a clue about catholicism you'd know that they argue that god's children are free beings, living to choose and work out their destiny.


      They also argue that if you pray for something really really hard, the invisible man in the sky might make it happen. So which is it? Is prayer useless because god never interferes? Or is god an egomaniacal prick, who'll let thousands of people die for no particular reason, but will intervene in human affairs when you ask him real nice like? c6gunner do you follow the gospel of George Carlin or what?
    36. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not religious myself, but if you'd have a clue about catholicism you'd know that they argue that god's children are free beings, living to choose and work out their destiny.


      They also argue that if you pray for something really really hard, the invisible man in the sky might make it happen. So which is it? Is prayer useless because god never interferes? Or is god an egomaniacal prick, who'll let thousands of people die for no particular reason, but will intervene in human affairs when you ask him real nice like? So who hurt you when you were young? Did Santa not bring you the red wagon you wished for. Just because you don't understand or believe something, you need to attack? Give it a break, open your mind and heart.
    37. Re:Mythbusters by AnotherUsername · · Score: 1

      Sure you can. "Oh Lord, smite this unbeliever who says I can't petition you." Look, I just petitioned the Lord, right there, plain as day. He's been gone awhile. I don't think he's coming back... Oh Well... Dibs on his mod points.
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    38. Re:Mythbusters by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I find this form of argument very strange, though very common--making statements which presume ongoing continuity of life, or consciousness, while denying it.


      I presumed no such thing - I'm simply reacting to the Christian insinuation that god values life. Is it your contention that god doesn't really give a damn when or how we die?

      If so, I assume you're fully supportive of abortions, including late-term?

       

      Reality is such that by default people don't die, so God should be blamed if they do, or reality is such that people do die by default, and your complaint is about when exactly it happens... which is it?


      I neither propose to blame god nor to hold him blameless, any more than I propose to blame the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or hold Him blameless.

      People DO die by default, but I, as a human being, care when and how they die. I recognize that praying to an invisible man in the sky won't change that. I'm simply trying to figure out how religious individuals can believe that god doesn't interfere in such cases, while also believing that god might interfere if you pray. Not that I'm expecting a logical response - I'm simply curious about what sort of mental gymnastics are required in order to reconcile such mutually exclusive beliefs.
    39. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is arguing with my wife useless because I hardly ever win, or is it that being just a man I can't understand things from her perspective?

      Once I understand women, then I'll move on to understanding God.

    40. Re:Mythbusters by pmdkh · · Score: 1

      I think that the Vatican is hedging their bets. In case other intelligent life is found, they won't have to worry so much about people doubting Catholicism/the Bible/Christianity, because they'll be able to say, "See, we already anticipated this."

      Of course, if we never find other intelligent life, nothing is lost.

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      --Frederick Douglass

    41. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because there is evil and suffering in the world, there is no God. That's like saying crime is everywhere, therefore there is no law. :/

      If there is no God then there is no good and evil other than some socially evolved conscience, and then I chose what's good and evil ... and I choose not to donate any money or time toward aiding the victims and my new no-God conscience is fine with that.

    42. Re:Mythbusters by aurispector · · Score: 2, Informative

      You want to fund it? These guys are making a TV SHOW for ENTERTAINMENT.

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    43. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So wtf are all those jews wailing about in their services then? Buncha schmoes...

    44. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, as if what the Vatican says matters. Boy I'll really sleep easy now knowing that the Vatican said "oky doky" to me thinking there may be life elsewhere. sheesh.

    45. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also argue that if you pray for something really really hard, the invisible man in the sky might make it happen. So which is it? Is prayer useless because god never interferes? Or is god an egomaniacal prick, who'll let thousands of people die for no particular reason, but will intervene in human affairs when you ask him real nice like? Parents face this all the time. Do they give their kid the bicycle they've been asking them for or do they have the kid earn the money he/she needs to buy it? If human beings are complicated enough to deny some requests and accept others, then there's no reason to think a deity couldn't behave the same way.
    46. Re:Mythbusters by somersault · · Score: 1

      Very true. You can brainwash yourself by thinking about the same stuff too much for years, probably could even make yourself believe something you initially know not to be true.. I used to pray but it waned and basically I don't anymore, and my faith is wavering just now as I consider other possibilities. The thing is though that possibilities that don't involve God tend to just involve us going back to a distinct lack of consciousness when we die - at least believing in God can give you a warm fuzzy feeling, even if it's based on false hope :/

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    47. Re:Mythbusters by somersault · · Score: 1

      That's kind of what I am getting to be like just now. I am naturally quite good at a lot of things, was good in school, have good reactions, am naturally flexible even if I don't stretch for years (good for martial arts :p ), can play instruments, can take photographs which others regard as 'arty' even though I didn't study art.. all of that I used to just regard as a gift. Then as you say when the bad stuff happens you are led to believe that it will all be for good in the end. Well, in most situations that seems to be the case, I can see positives that have come from bad situations, but since about 2 years ago I've had several different bad situations which I think were just bad. Aside from all my positive physical and mental abilities, I think I have a predisposition towards depression and even OCD - which evidenced itself quite strongly for a couple of months the first time I came off anti-depressants. It was the most horrific time in my life by far, you do not even want to know.. :s Since then I've mostly been in a low mood, which has affected me 'spiritually' and I've been left just not knowing what to believe. I think the idea is kind of funny that we all just came into being coincidentally and are sitting here debating it, when we're all just going to be gone again in a couple of million years anyway :p

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    48. Re:Mythbusters by Cairnarvon · · Score: 1

      I'd watch that.

    49. Re:Mythbusters by Empiric · · Score: 1

      I presumed no such thing - I'm simply reacting to the Christian insinuation that god values life.

      The question itself presumes it, and that's what's under discussion. You're context-dropping the issue of "life", evaluating a death by relative comparison to an alternative you don't have. Not stating that doesn't make it less the case.

      Is it your contention that god doesn't really give a damn when or how we die?

      No, it's my contention you're just asserting an outcome as of a definitive overall positive/negative nature, when you would have no possible way of actually doing that, in that you simply don't know the outcome if we admit the notion of God to evaluate his actions, as you propose. If we stipulate for consideration that God does exist, we have an alternative to the outcome you suggest theism would indicate, that being what theism actually does suggest, and which more than zero members of the religion would consider a natural follow-on premise. In short, if God exists, God could put the dead immediately into a positive existential state after death. This would change the overall qualia of the event of death, and you can't "close the loop" with respect to required information to properly evaluate the event of death, given your own premise presented for consideration.

      I neither propose to blame god nor to hold him blameless...

      Except for the part where you just directly did, given the scenario at hand for discussion.

      I'm simply curious about what sort of mental gymnastics are required in order to reconcile such mutually exclusive beliefs.

      No "gymnastics" required at all, if we start with discussing a religion's characteristics by describing characteristics that it actually has, rather than ones it would be convenient to claim it has, such as the nature of "prayer". I would find it very strange to hear of any theist actually praying "No matter what, keep my alive, God, regardless of any wider effects which I acknowledge you see far better than me". It's well-understood that within the theological framework, we would have a positive condition to go to afterward, and thus the overall consideration of "when" tends toward factors that humans lack significant relative capacity to evaluate precisely, such as, effects on others with respect to the timing of this unavoidable event--as theists tend to lack the difficulty you display in grasping the inevitable as the inevitable.

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    50. Re:Mythbusters by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      The thing is though that possibilities that don't involve God tend to just involve us going back to a distinct lack of consciousness when we die - at least believing in God can give you a warm fuzzy feeling, even if it's based on false hope :/


      I can see how such beliefs would be comforting .... I just find that I personally have no need of them. Actually, I like Mark Twain's take on the matter:

      I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.

      Really, why would I want to go to some magical place in the sky, where I could live forever? I think after a few million years it might get rather boring :)
    51. Re:Mythbusters by swillden · · Score: 1

      I presumed no such thing - I'm simply reacting to the Christian insinuation that god values life.

      You misunderstand. God doesn't value life for its own sake, he values it for what it accomplishes -- testing and teaching souls. To God, life is a means, part of a process, not an end.

      I assume you're fully supportive of abortions, including late-term?

      Nope. Deciding when to end life is God's prerogative, because He understands what is to be accomplished. That said, I personally do not support legal prohibition of abortion. In general, I support the right of people to sin, though I hope they'll choose otherwise. God has chosen to give us free will, and therefore people must be able to exercise it.

      More generally, though, there's another issue: Your foolish arrogance.

      If you think about it logically you'll realize that attempting to use trivial logic to "prove" that religion makes no sense is a supreme arrogance on your part. It presumes that all of the billions of believers that have lived, died and thought on these matters are stupid or otherwise completely unable to see such simple contradictions.

      If you see so clearly something that billions "miss", including millions who have studied the topic much more deeply than you have, you're either an earth-shattering genius... or wrong. Which is more likely?

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    52. Re:Mythbusters by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      1. You're wrong about me assigning guilt - period, full stop. I'm not going to argue with you on that point - if you're reading something into my statements which I did not put there that's your problem, not mine.

      2. You try to pretend that religious people don't expect their prayers to produce real world events, and you do it by an attempt at ridicule. In fact, people DO expect their prayers to have some effect, otherwise they wouldn't bother praying for someone to recover from an illness. This belief directly contradicts both the idea that god doesn't intervene in human affairs (because of "free will") and the idea that god is omniscient (if he's all knowing, then he already knows what he's going to do, and certainly doesn't need your prayers to guide him). If you have trouble figuring out the logic there .... well, you're certainly not the only one, but rest assured that anyone who isn't blinded by the veil of wilful ignorance can easily see that those beliefs are mutually-exclusive. You can believe that god never interferes, OR you can believe that god answers prayers, OR you can believe that god is omniscient, but you cannot believe all three.

      3. Your last sentence was a perfect example of the mental gymnastics of which I was referring to. Thank you. I'm still trying to figure out whether you were actually making a point, or just free-associating.

    53. Re:Mythbusters by mazarin5 · · Score: 1

      If I ever have to go to court, I want you for my lawyer.

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    54. Re:Mythbusters by Empiric · · Score: 1

      You're simply constructing a supposed dilemma based on a deliberately-incorrect description of theism (okay, perhaps not deliberately, as it looks equally likely you're just directly parroting Dawkins with no individual thought applied at all).

      I can believe God is omniscient and omnipotent, and as such responsive to requests as moderated by his greater understanding of all relevant factors. Same basic thing on a much smaller scale as asking your boss for a promotion, which you may or may not get, based on his knowledge of the company's needs and your present and future value to the company. This should not be difficult to understand.

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    55. Re:Mythbusters by c6gunner · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You misunderstand. God doesn't value life for its own sake, he values it for what it accomplishes -- testing and teaching souls.


      Ah, I see. Can you tell me what the 3,000 people who died on September 11th learned from their experience? Having their bodies ground to dust must have been especially illuminating!

       

      If you think about it logically you'll realize that attempting to use trivial logic to "prove" that religion makes no sense is a supreme arrogance on your part. It presumes that all of the billions of believers that have lived, died and thought on these matters are stupid or otherwise completely unable to see such simple contradictions.


      You got it. Millions of people before me also believed that the earth was flat, yet I know it to be round. Moreover, even though your church threatened to kill a great man for saying so, we also know that the world revolves around the sun, and not the other way around. Clearly "millions of people say it is so" is not a very good way of determining the truth.

      While we're at it, where do you get the arrogance to NOT believe in Zeus and Athena? Millions of people before you believed in them! REPENT SINNER!

      Seriously, it's not my arrogance that blinds me - it's my skepticism which gives me the tools I need to see. Believing is easy: all you have to do is listen attentively to what others tell you, memorize it, and then repeat it to yourself and others. It takes a lot more effort to question what you've been thought, and a lot more thought to come up with a logical alternative.

       

      If you see so clearly something that billions "miss", including millions who have studied the topic much more deeply than you have, you're either an earth-shattering genius... or wrong. Which is more likely?


      Well, Western Scientists are, without doubt, of a much higher overall intelligence than the rest of the population. And this elite group of intellects happens to be overwhelmingly atheist or agnostic - even in the US. So I'll let you figure out the answer to your own question.

      In any event, as I said earlier, truth is not determined by voting. I don't give a damn if you can get 5.99999 billion people to all agree that fire isn't really hot - I'm still not going to throw myself onto that pyre. Why? Because no matter how many fools try to lie to me, I have the tools to analyze the world on my own. Why would I rely on the word of fanatics, frauds, tricksters, and charlatans, when I can use my mind instead?
    56. Re:Mythbusters by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Same basic thing on a much smaller scale as asking your boss for a promotion, which you may or may not get, based on his knowledge of the company's needs and your present and future value to the company. This should not be difficult to understand.


      Except that:

      1. Your boss isn't omniscient.

      and

      2. If he were omniscient, he'd know exactly what actions were in everyone's best interest, so he'd hardly need you to ask. If he had any sort of plan laid out, your request (or lack thereof) would make no difference whatsoever.

      It's the old "if God is all powerful, could he microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it?" question. The proposition itself is so absurd that there's no logical answer. You cannot state that god is all knowing, all powerful, and has a perfect plan for the universe ... but if you ask real nice, he might change things around for you. There's absolutely no logic to such a belief system - and I'm talking internal logic - totally ignoring all the other discrepancies, assumptions, and all-round silliness within any given religion. You may as well argue that 2 + 2 always equals 4, but if you wish really really hard, it might on some special occasions become 5. It's pure nonsense.
    57. Re:Mythbusters by Empiric · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      If he had any sort of plan laid out, your request (or lack thereof) would make no difference whatsoever.

      No, because the context "the boss" operates under includes you, and the self-definition that occurs from the interaction you dismiss. Even if the boss knows what you want, and when you could receive it, it's still necessary for you to -be that person- of someone pursuing the job. Many, many, such cases of God knowing the outcome beforehand, but involving a person for the purpose of helping define that person, are described by theism's defining documents. So much so you could hardly miss the point--unless you tried very hard to, and in that respect I don't want to dissuade you too much from your Natural Deselection that you want. Short-term, though, I suggest not actually trying it with any managers you may have--"Since you already know how good I am, just put me in the top position now, so I don't have to bother trying in any way, or demonstrating anything skill-wise, or learning the specifics of how to demonstrate anything". Probably wouldn't work particularly well, practically speaking.

      As far as the "no internal logic", well, okay, just directly, knowingly lie then. Desperate as it obviously is to dismiss specific, clear, cogent arguments with a universal dismissal of all possible arguments in a domain you don't like, I'll just sign off comfortable that I know you're simply lying, as you're already perfectly clear on yourself.

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    58. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm waiting for an answer from a legitimate authority. The Dalia Lama is a big joke!

      This is what passes for humour?
    59. Re:Mythbusters by amirulbahr · · Score: 1

      I am Catholic. I pray. I don't believe that in the history of humanity, God has ever intervened "super-naturally". I don't believe there is such a thing as "super-natural".

      I'm sure this will raise some questions for you, such as, "so how do you call yourself a Catholic?" or "so why do you even pray?". The answer to both those questions is IT IS NOT ANY OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS your rude prick!

      For some people, religion is about a lot more important things than fanciful stories or strange ceremonies. I don't think a person like you would ever have the slightest clue though.

    60. Re:Mythbusters by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Lying? You want to argue that an all powerful being has a perfect plan for the universe, but a single human saying "Pretty Please?" can change his mind ..... and you accuse me of lying when I state that there's no internal logic to such an argument?

      ....

      Ok, maybe we need to go back to basics. Do you know what l-o-g-i-c actually IS?

      The only part of your argument that made the least bit of sense is the idea that "god" takes our requests into consideration in formulating his plan. However, if this is the case, he certainly isn't omniscient, since he has no way of knowing how it will all play out. Or, if he DOES know how it will all play out, then everything is preordained, and we really don't have any free will. Once again, your beliefs are contradictory - it's the holly trinity of nonsensical statements. I'm not lying about anything, I'm simply repeating what the religious repeatedly state. If you have a problem with the way they sound when coming from a heretic like me, then maybe you need to re-think your belief system.

      Oh, and by the way? I've never asked for a promotion in my life. My boss either recognizes my skill, knowledge, and efficiency, or he doesn't. If he does, then he realizes that promoting me will serve his aims just as much as it does mine. If he doesn't, then I go to a place where my skills will be better appreciated. In either case, a good boss know how to treat his people right without them having to beg for it.

    61. Re:Mythbusters by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I'm sure this will raise some questions for you, such as, "so how do you call yourself a Catholic?" or "so why do you even pray?". The answer to both those questions is IT IS NOT ANY OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS your rude prick!


      Well thanks for clearing that up. It's good to know that we can always depend on the Catholics to answer the important questions in life :)
    62. Re:Mythbusters by somersault · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The thing is, as far as we know we have no control over what happens after we die. We may, like in Discworld, get to choose. That would be nice; you would get your fading into nothingness and I would get to go meet my ancestors, watch the history of the world in 3D, and maybe hang out with God and have a few beers :)

      I just had a strange thought while wondering how to phrase my own thoughts on the nature of the universe (possibly multiverse? was reading a bit about it on wikipedia earlier) and how amazing it is that anything exists. I always get freaked out by it when I think about how something has just always been there. Even now.. it really just makes no sense. No science can explain it, religion can't explain it.. and my thought was that even if God exists then he could be just as confused at his own existence as I am about mine... It's just not possible to conceptualise something coming from nothing, or something just always being something. No matter how much I think the Universe makes no sense though, it still hangs on defiantly and makes the stairs in the hall creak.

      Has any philosopher ever made a similar statement about God probably being as confused at his origins as we are? ;) It seems quite likely they have I suppose, I'm not very well educated in such matters.

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    63. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can believe that god never interferes, OR you can believe that god answers prayers, OR you can believe that god is omniscient, but you cannot believe all three. Or you could believe that god answers some prayers and not others, just like parents do with their kids when they ask for things like candy or to stay up late and watch TV. It's funny that your rationale is so black and white even though real life has given you plenty of counter examples to consider... well, funny considering the criticisms you are making.
    64. Re:Mythbusters by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Once again, your beliefs are contradictory - it's the holly trinity of nonsensical statements.

      Amusing as this process has been of you telling me what I think, and then telling me that those ideas are self-contradictory, with your assertions of self-contradiction being only applicable to your own statements, really, we have to leave it somewhere. Requires an embarrassing level of philosophical parasitism on your part.

      Again, though, it may be that the "perfect plan" includes by necessity the fact that a "perfect plan" requires inclusion of and interaction with the people the "perfect plan" would be for. And, sure, I've been recognized, haven't "begged", and now comfortably know the factuality of my position. But hey, you don't, and so can "go to a place where your skills will be better appreciated" on a pedestrian little financial level, until you inevitably simply can't, whether we look at it from my worldview or yours. Then, I simply win everything--and you not believing it makes no difference at all. Sounds like a good plan to me.

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    65. Re:Mythbusters by takanishi79 · · Score: 1

      It's the old "if God is all powerful, could he microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it?" question. The proposition itself is so absurd that there's no logical answer. You cannot state that god is all knowing, all powerful, and has a perfect plan for the universe ... but if you ask real nice, he might change things around for you. There's absolutely no logic to such a belief system - and I'm talking internal logic - totally ignoring all the other discrepancies, assumptions, and all-round silliness within any given religion. So you're saying that the system of theism has to pass a logical fallacy in order to be logical? Doesn't that seem to be a mistake in type? You're trying to ask something of God which is not logically possible. God wouldn't (or couldn't) because it's not a logically possible event. If that throws out what you think omnipotence is, fine redefine it. On the other hand, if you think that the theistic system(s) of dealing with the problem of prayer (which is exactly what you are coming against) is insufficient, I would like to point out that you are creating a straw man argument. You take the simplest version of the stance (which is inherently flawed in all sorts of way (that's me, a theist and theologian speaking)), and then dismiss all other forms of it because that one doesn't work for you. Look into some of the other systems and maybe you'll realize that it isn't quite to flawed as you think. As an example of one of the many answers to that question, I will offer you what is called an arminian response (well, quite a nuanced and open arminian response, but arminian none the less). Prayer is useful for a number of reasons, one of (and the primary one) is to change the real state of the world. The thing that keeps that from happening are a number of things. First, God may not desire you to have what you are asking (in the Bible, Paul prayed to be healed of a "thorn in his side" some sort of physical malady that had plagued him for years, and he wasn't. Straight up, God said no. Second, there are human factors. This can include everything from belief, to sin. Finally, there are other outside factors. This includes spiritual forces outside the control of humanity (and depending on how far you take it, God as well), and can interfere with the events in the world. Take a gander at the book of Daniel. Daniel prayed for something, and it didn't happen. 21 days later, an angel shows up and tells him that he was stopped by the "prince of Persia" assumedly a demon of some sort. I'm not asking you to buy any of that (you obviously won't), but it is one of the many ways that theologians and other religious people deal with the problems surrounding prayer.
    66. Re:Mythbusters by syousef · · Score: 1

      Sounds about as scientific as all their other espisodes.

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    67. Re:Mythbusters by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      Growing up catholic there's a few major logical problems that I had with it.

      Free Will exists. It's spoken of often. Great, who doesn't like free will to choose good or evil. Even if you do start off with original sin regardless of any action you took.

      The bible is the word of God, put there through divine inspiration of man who wrote it down. Revelations is therefore the word of God.

      Since Revelations is the future, the end story is already written. If the end is known, then that negates true free will and instead humans have to live within a framework of destiny.

      So heck, I'm not an agnostic, I'm just destined to be this way!

    68. Re:Mythbusters by Rycross · · Score: 1

      I'm sure your time was probably much harder than mine. Honestly my "challenges" seem silly to me in retrospect, so I'm sure that you've dealt with a lot more. Losing my religion certainly helped me to feel better about my life, especially during the bad times. I don't know what you believe, but I hope things look up for you.

    69. Re:Mythbusters by 10Ghz · · Score: 2, Informative

      (who happens to also be the Jew's God, Christian's God, and, come right down to it, the Muslim's God)


      I have seen this before.... This strange thing of separating Catholics from Christians. Catholicism is one branch of CHristianity, just like Baptism, Lutheranism, Protestantism etc. is.
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    70. Re:Mythbusters by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

      I don't think a person like you would ever have the slightest clue though.

      Because people like you can't explain it?
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    71. Re:Mythbusters by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      You hate the catholic church because of an earthquake? Child molestation cover-ups weren't the last straw, oh no. You waited for a fucking earthquake!?! Hey, maybe you can start hating the Jews the next time there's another really big hurricane. You can then hate Islam if that volcano in Chile blows up. Mormons get the next flood. Maybe Hindus the next bad elephant stampede...

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    72. Re:Mythbusters by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      Personally I got tired how all the good things that happened in my life were God's blessings and how all the bad things were just part of some incomprehensible plan.

      God is just like Ronald Reagan: all of the credit but none of the blame.

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    73. Re:Mythbusters by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      They have no idea how to do science because they don't understand statistics. Their typical experiment is to try something five or ten times and then say that they've made some conclusion ("70% of the times the toast landed butter up!").

      A lot of people who criticize Mythbusters' understanding of statistics themselves have no understanding of statistics. In the example you mention, the result wouldn't be significant with a sample size of 5 or 10, true ... but it would be significant, at just under p = 0.05, with a sample size of 20. But you can bet there would still be people howling about how it's "statistically irrelevant" etc.

      A while back, there was a story here on /. about someone debunking one of their shows by showing that their results weren't statistically significant. All well and good -- except that the method the guy used for the debunking (taking a Pearson correlation on binary data, and then insisting that a small correlation was insignificant regardless of sample size) was clearly and totally wrong. He got the right answer, but did so pretty much by accident. Those who tried to point this out were shouted down.

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    74. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When are these FLEA BRAINED wankers going to get the message there aint not no such thing as frigging GOD , ALLAH , BUDDA , MOHAMED , or any of the rest of the frigg knows how many other supposed super beings
      they are ALL beyond any doubt a device used by an minority to gain CONTROL over a Majority by attempting to use scare tactics .

      The church is/was/has been responsible for ALMOST every single WAR there has ever been and is still at it today , As far as people say well god moves in mysterious ways when it comes to wars ect that is just and EXCUSE for not been able to come up with an answer to the question of how come your god allows you to suffer so much pain discomfort hardship ect ect ect .
      The TWATICAN CITY needs to shut up and go vanish into its catacombs and never show its face again as does every other stupid religious order that is lurking .

      like the one state in the US of A where it is now against the law to teach how the world/planet was ACTUALLY formed and how life has EVOLVED no they are trying to force this freekin dumbassed claptrapp that says some stupid wanked out super life form created the entire universe in seven days . what a load of total brain dead hogwash , I dont know about the mushy muslims i think we need to start worrying about the slapheads in America as well they are just as freekin dangerous .

      Pete .

    75. Re:Mythbusters by Scaba · · Score: 0

      Can you prove, using proper scientific methodology, your sig? Thanks.

    76. Re:Mythbusters by lord+sibn · · Score: 1

      everybody dies. EVERYBODY. no exceptions. i will die, and so will you. what practical difference does it make if you, me, and a few thousand other people all die within a few years of each other? how about within the same month? the same day? the same hour? the same second?

      are you so naive that you really believe that any god that exists should have a reason to let people die that justifies their deaths to you?

      only posting ac because i know this would absolutely kill (haw) my karma.

    77. Re:Mythbusters by lord+sibn · · Score: 1

      haha, then i go on to forget to actually mark that little checkbox. how fitting that it should come back to bite me in the ass anyway.

    78. Re:Mythbusters by phagstrom · · Score: 1

      Yeah, It must be part of the Master Plan that I'm atheist, so who am I to argue.

      Too bad God's computer is so secure - could have been fun to read his .plan file.

    79. Re:Mythbusters by Phroggy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Catholicism is different enough from most other branches of Christianity that most non-Catholic Christians think of Catholicism as not just being another Christian denomination like Baptist or Lutheran or Methodist, but a separate religion. Same goes for Mormons, only more so.

      Different denominations of Christianity have different interpretations of the Bible, but generally they all hold the Bible to be the ultimate authority, God's message to mankind. The Catholic Church's ultimate authority is the Pope, who can freely contradict and overrule parts of the Bible he doesn't like. Mormons believe Jesus visited North America after His Resurrection, according to some golden plates written in "reformed Egyptian" and buried in New York until the 1820s at which time they were translated into King James English. Anyway, they don't hold the Bible to be the ultimate authority either.

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    80. Re:Mythbusters by gr8dude · · Score: 1

      Perhaps there is another aspect: when one prays, one asks for something. A smart person will think about what they want first. That means that they have to make a list of requirements, draw the connections (dependencies) between them, sort the priorities, review the list, eliminate the items which are not critical, thus find the ones that are truly important, etc.

      This is similar to the process of defining and reviewing the specs of a software project. If you plan very well, you will build it quicker and there will be less bug-fixing.

      Of course, if a person is rational enough to understand why this actually helps, they probably realize that god has nothing to do with it. And... my guess is that the average naive believer will pray very often and request things they aren't even sure they really need.

    81. Re:Mythbusters by English+French+Man · · Score: 1

      this sounds like the Vatican is backpedalling in order to do damage control,

      Did the Vatican said something opposed to that in the past? Do you have source?

      AFAIK, they just didn't speak about alien life, having no official point of vue on this particular question. But I'd like to know if I were mistaken.

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    82. Re:Mythbusters by jandersen · · Score: 1

      Zeig Heil Are you referring to Jeffrey K Zeig (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_K._Zeig) or perhaps Sande Zeig (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sande_Zeig)? Or did you mean "Sieg heil", which means "Hail victory"?

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    83. Re:Mythbusters by English+French+Man · · Score: 1

      I think he just wants to point out that if there is a good argument against the usefulness of prayer, then it won't be basic logic. It might exist of course, but it will not be explainable in such a small /. post.

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    84. Re:Mythbusters by English+French+Man · · Score: 1

      The other point is, "if you don't believe yourself in God, why do you hate Christians for believing an act was "caused" by someone you don't even acknowledge the existence?"

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    85. Re:Mythbusters by Dekortage · · Score: 1

      Fair enough.

      How would you account for the millions of people through time who claim to have had visions, dreams, etc., from God? Some are shysters, but some claim it genuinely. Are they crazy?

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    86. Re:Mythbusters by MoeDrippins · · Score: 1

      Best. Post. Ever.

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    87. Re:Mythbusters by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      everybody dies. EVERYBODY. no exceptions. i will die, and so will you. what practical difference does it make if you, me, and a few thousand other people all die within a few years of each other?


      *shrug* If it makes no difference, then go jump off a bridge.

       

      are you so naive that you really believe that any god that exists should have a reason to let people die that justifies their deaths to you?


      As I told another commenter - I'm just trying to see what kind of mental gymnastics are required to maintain such contradictory beliefs. I was curious to see what kind of reply I'd get. So far, I haven't been dissapointed.

       

      haha, then i go on to forget to actually mark that little checkbox. how fitting that it should come back to bite me in the ass anyway.


      It's 'cos God hates you :)
    88. Re:Mythbusters by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I think he just wants to point out that if there is a good argument against the usefulness of prayer, then it won't be basic logic. It might exist of course, but it will not be explainable in such a small /. post.


      *shrug* Actually the arguments against prayer can be summed up in 2 sentences:

      1. In several scientific double-blind studies, all the evidence pointed toward the conclusion that praying for someone does not increase their chances of healing from an illness.

      2. Statistically speaking, if prayer had any effect, the Brittish monarch's should live to be 200, yet they on average have a lower life-span than other members of the aristocracy.

      How's that? The illogic of praying to a being who supposedly has a supreme plan is only the icing on the cake, really.
    89. Re:Mythbusters by Petersson · · Score: 1

      If you can't prove he exists then you certainly can't prove he doesn't exist.
      Just another nice example of twisted, incomplete Christian logic. Can you prove

      Remember, Christian proof of God are so-called 'miracles'. You can't prove miracles happened, but also you can't prove they didn't happen. Oh! That means miracles could happen! Wait, we have a proof of God can exist, let's start some religion.

      Doesn't that mean they have faith in him not existing? Come on now...... faith in a lack of existence, Thats Funny.
      Believing in something is a faith, however not believing in something is a denial, not faith.

      Please describe your definition of God, His basic properties and superpowers. I'm sick of discussions about existence or non-existence of something that is not even properly defined. Even this http://www.skierpage.com/images/southparkgod.jpg is more specific than the usual Christian jibber jabber.

      Sorry, but religion can never replace science, or even be placed equal, since religion is just a placebo. However even the placebos can have a real effect on some people too.

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    90. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Religion is the opium of the masses

    91. Re:Mythbusters by swillden · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see. Can you tell me what the 3,000 people who died on September 11th learned from their experience? Having their bodies ground to dust must have been especially illuminating!

      Life was the lesson, not death. And the lesson was apparently over.

      Also, if you wanted to pick a tragedy, why did you pick such a lame example? There are lots of incidents with much larger numbers, and many innocent children, and which weren't a result of the exercise of free will -- which God allows, for reasons that wouldn't interest you.

      You got it. Millions of people before me also believed that the earth was flat, yet I know it to be round.

      WHOOSSHH!!

      You COMPLETELY missed the point. For your vaunted intelligence and logic, you're not doing very well. Let me explain this in small words, again:

      My point is that if there is a simple thought-exercise in pure logic that will disprove the existence of God -- any God -- then among billions of believers someone would have thought of it before you.

      In fact, the simple questions you raise have been explored in great depth, in thousands of theological treatises. They're good questions, in exactly the same sense that a scientific question can be good, in that it triggers deep exploration that provides many answers and even more questions.

      But your questions are absolutely not unanswerable, and are thousands of years too late to be at all novel. Typical student thinking. Hopefully you are still a student, because if not you missed the most important lesson of any university education.

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    92. Re:Mythbusters by doconnor · · Score: 1

      It's almost as if, over time, a system of beliefs evolves until it is ideally suited to survive in it's hosts (the human mind).

    93. Re:Mythbusters by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      My point is that if there is a simple thought-exercise in pure logic that will disprove the existence of God -- any God -- then among billions of believers someone would have thought of it before you. You missed the point. The GP's point was that you can't point to the millions of believers and say that they *must* have known better, because there are incidents that show otherwise.

      Nobody's trying to disprove the existence of God, or your God. The most people are doing is trying to show that your claims about your God are *inconsistent*, under a commonsensical reasoning process.

      In fact, the simple questions you raise have been explored in great depth, in thousands of theological treatises. They're good questions, in exactly the same sense that a scientific question can be good, in that it triggers deep exploration that provides many answers and even more questions.

      But your questions are absolutely not unanswerable, and are thousands of years too late to be at all novel. Typical student thinking. Hopefully you are still a student, because if not you missed the most important lesson of any university education. Philosophically, any inconsistent system could be obscured away by making the system incomprehensibly complex, and thus one could not even see the contradiction. You could raise objections after objections, introduce rules after rules, interpretations after interpretations, and thus obscure the argument until you don't know what you're arguing in the end. To some people this answers the question, but to others it's just some highly complex ways to obscure the root problems.

      To me, the problem of religion is basically not what people believe, but the unquestioning attitude of people towards their church and religious leaders. The lack of critical thinking and skepticism. Blind faith.

      And are you suggesting that the most important lesson of any university education is ... to learn about God? I thought that was the business of Church.
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    94. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well basically the idea is... God is generally genocidal, but he's good today and didn't kill everybody.

      It's like the worst kid in class... you'd say he's a good boy if he did all his work passably and didn't cause any troubles.

    95. Re:Mythbusters by agbinfo · · Score: 1

      Fair enough.

      How would you account for the millions of people through time who claim to have had visions, dreams, etc., from God? Some are shysters, but some claim it genuinely. Are they crazy?

      Some are "crazy." Still, the brain is not a perfect machine. It can be fooled in many ways. Some examples: optical illusions, chemical imbalance, sensory overload, lack of oxygen. I'm pretty sure that many of the people who made these claims honestly believed them to be true. When such claims are made that are observable by others they are invariably shown to be wrong. That should tell you something.
    96. Re:Mythbusters by Deep+Orange · · Score: 1

      Believing in something is a faith, however not believing in something is a denial, not faith.

      First I referred to "people who are so vehement about how god doesn't exist.", thats not people saying they don't believe and wander away bored. I was talking about people who get up in your face and tell you how stupid you must be to believe in a higher power. That's not just simple denial but something much more.

      Second is if you look at scientific method you come up with a theory "God exists" then you try to disprove it. Not being able to prove it doesn't make it wrong, just unprovable. Just as not being able to disprove it doesn't makes it true. For the people that believe in something they can't prove that's faith and if you just don't happen to believe then that's lack of faith. When you start in with the absolute denial of something you can't disprove, well..... Thats back on the "Faith" side of things.

    97. Re:Mythbusters by Kelbear · · Score: 1

      I never had to fight off any guilt. I was raised in a church community and I guess I was either predisposed or the lessons took hold because the good behavior came pretty naturally. Abstinence was a little tough to maintain but I did that too without any outside pressure(insert slashdot jokes here). Even though I'm not a christian now, I still end up sticking to /most/ of the values out of preference(insert more slashdot jokes here). I was definitely happier back when I believed.

      The wacky beliefs had lots of room for interpretation and the weird metaphysical stuff wasn't relative to the actual day to day living. But then there was the homosexuality issue. As odd as this must sound the invisible all-powerful entity I could reconcile with because whether he/she/it existed wouldn't mean much in terms of real-world living. Bad things happening to good people? Maybe God just has a hands-off management style. Evolution/Aliens? Again, not relevant to day to day life.

      But a God that creates gays only so that his followers can hate them? There's no rationale to explain that, and it's unavoidably relevant to the real-world. I don't identify with that attitude towards homosexuality, and I don't want to be associated with it either, even if it's just a minor portion of a much larger way of life. I'm not gay nor do I have a lot of gay friends, but the mental disconnect from a primary mission of love for all except for gays was still too much to work around. If I just decide to pick and choose my values out of the Bible so I can avoid this disconnect like I had been doing, I realized I might as well abandon association with the larger group and just call my values my own.

      But I also had to abandon the relationships I'd formed in that group because I didn't want to explain my issues to them. I was happier before I went down the trail of thought that lead me here. I wouldn't want them to follow me.

    98. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some comedian in the 80s covered that. "Yeah, we were doing great...until Jesus made me fumble!"

    99. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me a break... Prayer is just a watered down version of meditation. Religious/spiritual leaders throughout the ages ask less and less of their followers until all that's left is obedience and a few hollow rituals that barely resemble the depth of practice that was once required...

    100. Re:Mythbusters by Rycross · · Score: 1

      I didn't have to fight off guilt either.

      What caused me pain was the fact that, when I something good happened or I achieved something, the kudos of that achievement was given to God. "Praise God for his blessing." When something bad happened it was either, "You did something bad and God is punishing you, even though I don't know what that bad thing is," or, "You're not a good enough person and God is trying to improve you by trials." That had a profound impact on my self-esteem.

      The reality was that I was a good person, and that sometimes bad things just happen for no reason, and not because theres some ultimate force trying to push my life in some direction. It meant that I had control over my life. That I could be proud of my achievements. That I could ask myself "Was there anything that I could have done to avoid this bad thing? Was it just a random event that I should just accept, so I can move on?" The improvement in peace-of-mind was palpable.

    101. Re:Mythbusters by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      There are lots of incidents with much larger numbers, and many innocent children, and which weren't a result of the exercise of free will -- which God allows, for reasons that wouldn't interest you.


      Your suggestion - that the victims of 9/11 went willingly to their deaths - is one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard. Next you'll be telling me that the Jews gladly threw themselves into the gas chambers.

      "Sydneyfong" did a good job of addressing the rest of your ludicrous comments. I'm done with you.
    102. Re:Mythbusters by swillden · · Score: 1

      Nobody's trying to disprove the existence of God, or your God. The most people are doing is trying to show that your claims about your God are *inconsistent*, under a commonsensical reasoning process.

      WHOOOSSHHH!!!

      It's amazing how consistently you, c6gunner and others miss the point.

      If it were possible to so easily show that a given theology were logically inconsistent, the theology would have been fixed or discarded long before, because intelligent believers would have noticed the issues and addressed them.

      And are you suggesting that the most important lesson of any university education is ... to learn about God?

      Nope.

      The most important thing a university teaches observant students is that there is far more knowledge than they themselves will ever be able to know. A good education drives home the need for an intellectual humility in every area outside of one's own focus.

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    103. Re:Mythbusters by swillden · · Score: 1

      If it were possible to so easily show that a given theology were logically inconsistent, the theology would have been fixed or discarded long before, because intelligent believers would have noticed the issues and addressed them.

      The tone of my previous post isn't what it should have been.

      Allow me to explain out how I learned the fact that all long-lived theologies are likely to be highly self-consistent. For much of my early life, I was of the opinion that only my own variant of Christianity was logically consistent, because I saw what I perceived as blatant silliness in others. Then I had some opportunities to debate these ideas in depth with members of other religions, and I quickly realized that the contradictions I saw in their doctrine were merely differences in definition of key terms and interpretation of key ideas.

      I still believe my church is right, and the others wrong, but this belief is based on sources other than logic, because if logic is your only guide, and you understand the various religions deeply enough, logic will not enable you to choose between any of them, or nothing. All of the arguments are logically sound and internally consistent. And, obviously, why should we expect otherwise? All major faiths have intelligent, even brilliant, adherents, and there's enough flexibility in the ideas that any apparent inconsistencies are easily addressed, without altering any fundamental ideas.

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    104. Re:Mythbusters by CrkHead · · Score: 1
      Mod parent up

      It may be a generational thing, but I feel all Jim Morrison references ought to be modded up...

    105. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jaime would try to build a holy communication device to call God then at the end of the show they'd claim the myth is busted? Adam would then proceed to get struck down by an errant explosion. Hilarity ensues.
    106. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys are ducking his point. He posits 2 things: 1. God is Omniscient. 2. God is Omnipotent. Give 1 and 2, prayer for the purpose of getting God to intervene in the world is illogical.

      This seems pretty straightforward to me - an avowed Christian. If we are playing with logic, find the flaw in the dilemma he poses. Omniscience means He already knows everything, including your desires and your reasons for praying to him before they even occur to you. So why bother with prayer? It does not server to convey any information to an omniscient being. He already knows what will happen, and every event of his creation is already known to him before you were even born (the very definition of omniscient).

      You can argue lots of other good reasons for prayer, but if the belief in question is "I'll pray for rain and God will hear me and save our village" - well, you've got that logical trap he's referring to.

      He's not alone in recognizing this dilemma. It is much discussed - Thomas Aquinas even had much to say on the topic. Presbyterians have a unique take on the whole idea - which is another sidebar. Anyway, the point is he dumped a good, meaty logical trap on you and you just punted. The whole "God doesn't answer prayers because they don't fit his plan" is part of the dilemma he poses, not an answer to it. He's not arguing that lack of answers to prayers is a problem. He's talking about the innate conflict between omniscience and the act of prayer as a means of communication.

    107. Re:Mythbusters by Cytotoxic · · Score: 1

      But your questions are absolutely not unanswerable, and are thousands of years too late to be at all novel. Typical student thinking. Hopefully you are still a student, because if not you missed the most important lesson of any university education.


      Cool! Pony up then, let's hear the trivial answer to his logical contradiction. I love this stuff. I majored in philosophy for almost a whole semester, and almost declared a religion minor. Philosophical arguments are the best!

    108. Re:Mythbusters by Ed_Pinkley · · Score: 1

      That popped into my head as soon as I read it. Google seems to indicate it was Jeff Stilson. (I read some other parts of his act and they ring a bell.)

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    109. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of the point you're missing about Christianity (although I think the poster you're responding to might be missing it, too...understanding it is one of the challenges of Christianity, or any philosophy) is that death is not the final word. I don't imagine this part to make a whole lot of sense from a secular viewpoint, but death is the result of human sin, not a vengeful God getting angsty. We (both collectively through original sin and individually) have the opportunity to follow God totally and claim the life we were made for, or try to go our own way and accept death. With Adam and Eve's sin, death became a human eventuality. Fortunately, however, it is through our death that we are able to return fully to God.

      The act of dying is neither pretty, nor pleasant. It wasn't something we were originally created for, and it rightfully hurts for both the person dying, and to a lesser degree their friends. The Christian viewpoint, however, is that God triumphs over death and a greater good comes out of it (ie, we go to heaven, if we done right).

      Don't get confused, however, and think I'm saying death is a good thing or even something we should seek and be happy about. It's not. But it is something we must be prepared to accept, however it should come to us. As I said, we were made to live, and we should strive to do that well.

    110. Re:Mythbusters by cffrost · · Score: 1

      Well, they'd try to kill dead pigs, the closest analog to live Christians.

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    111. Re:Mythbusters by Darby · · Score: 1


      My point is that if there is a simple thought-exercise in pure logic that will disprove the existence of God -- any God -- then among billions of believers someone would have thought of it before you.

      They were burned alive you stupid sick fuck.

      Grow up, pull your head out of your ass and notice the fact that for thousands of years people have been pointing out the many huge, blatantly obvious holes in every deity based religion and have been brutally murdered by the sicko whack job thugs who *always* rise to the top of religions.

      So, as is quite obvious to anybody who actually knows a damn thing about the topic, plenty of people noticed it before the OP. Due to the delusional nature of religions, brutal torture and murder is the penalty to be meted out to the sane who would dare threaten the power base of the religious leaders.

      For your vaunted intelligence and logic, you're not doing very well. Let me explain this in small words, again:

      You might want to apologize to the OP now since I just proved you to be dead fucking wrong using basic common sense and common knowledge alone. He was right, and you have been proven a fool.

    112. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow, did you whiff on understanding his post. He's not saying that failure to answer prayers is in question. He's pointing out a built-in conflict in the belief system. God's reasons for what God will do are not a part of the dilemma. God's omniscience explains why he might not choose to answer your prayers. But the same omniscience renders the act of prayer illogical. (he knows all, so he cannot learn anything from your prayer, not even the fact that you are willing to pray. He knew that already too. And he knows that you knew that he knew that you wanted to pray but knew that he knew that you knew that praying was illogical, so you skipped it, because he already knew anyway, and your faith was there regardless - he knows all of that. So the act of praying cannot serve to effect change on the world.)

    113. Re:Mythbusters by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      Why is this god person so special? According to your statements it's perfectly A-OK to believe in anything that can't be disproven (read: every possible thing a mind can imagine) when in reality those "god" people go to war even over subtle details in their respective "man in the sky" "theory"?

      Why can athiests get so passionate about the topic? Maybe because we realize how many people where slaughtered and persecuted because they believed the wrong or slightly incorrect thing or even in no thing at all. Maybe because we see that the righteousness that inevitably comes from believing to be on a special mission from the creator of the heavens and the earth is a recipie for murder, intolerance, close mindedness and backwardness. This is our society too, you know, and we will not stand by idly while those people try to dial back the wheel of enlightenment a good 2000 years.

      Thirdly, treating god as a scientific theory does not work. A valid theory isn't just any old thing you believe could be "true". It has to be an improvement over existing theories, i.e. by predicting and explaining something that couldn't formerly be predicted and explained AND observed to be happening in nature.
      The 'theory' of god only begets more questions and answers none.

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    114. Re:Mythbusters by Deep+Orange · · Score: 1

      Wow, The Vatican Says Alien Life is Plausible and that equates to "those people try to dial back the wheel of enlightenment a good 2000 years.
      Exactly how does that work?

      And how about "is a recipie for murder, intolerance, close mindedness and backwardness." as an absolute triumph for empirical evidence? Point out a few random thing and say "see, I have facts on my side". The vast majority (read: as a very large percentage) of religious people have managed to not spend their live going to war to "murder", "slaughter" or "persecute" those people over there that don't believe in the same flavor of Deity.

      Thirdly, "The 'theory' of god only begets more questions and answers none.". If you believe in evolution (as I do) and you believe that there is no "God" that may have nudged it in a different direction now and then (which I must admit I'm totally unsure of being agnostic) then maybe you can explain the the evolutionary advantage that was brought about by humans being able to appreciate great beauty such as a incredible sunset, a well done painting, Mozart, ect....

      The idea of a higher power may not explain anything to you but like the man said "Your lack of imagination isn't my fault".

    115. Re:Mythbusters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "I am free because I know that I alone am morally responsible for everything I do."

      - Robert A. Heinlein

    116. Re:Mythbusters by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

      Hence the catch phrase "God-damnit"?

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    117. Re:Mythbusters by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      I think you know that my statement wasn't meant specifically about the Vatican admitting that alien life is possible but since you brought it up: the Catholics are just now catching up to the progress of science. Are we supposed to be relieved that they finally accept things that they burned people for 500 years ago? See also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giordano_Bruno.

      Yes, facts can give rise to disputes but those can and are being settled using the scientific method. Differences over gospel? Not so much. Here in Germany we used to have the reformation wars that were only settled once cities, regions or whole states even where either completely protestant or catholic. You really want to argue that back then "most" people didn't have blood on their hands? Sure, feel free to ignore the strong ties of religion and violence but be aware that history is definitely not on your side.

      We like music, ergo God exists. Is that all you got? Really!? I can recommend "Gödel, Escher, Bach - The eternal golden braid" by Douglas Hoffstaeder, it gives a good hint as to why music is so universal.

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  4. Might be life? by Clockwork+Apple · · Score: 5, Funny

    Doesn't the Pope have direct communication with god? Why doesn't he just ask for christ's sake?

    C.

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    1. Re:Might be life? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 5, Funny

      Have you read the bible? God is obviously one of those irritating gurus/wisemen/martial art masters who speak in riddles to amuse themselves.

    2. Re:Might be life? by JeanPaulBob · · Score: 5, Informative

      Doesn't the Pope have direct communication with god?
      Um... No, actually. Catholics think he is infallible when he speaks "ex cathedra", but not that he has verbal back-and-forth communication with God.
    3. Re:Might be life? by Brad_sk · · Score: 1

      LOL....

    4. Re:Might be life? by Fx.Dr · · Score: 5, Funny

      Very true. The red phone on the Pope's desk actually links directly to Wayne Manor.

    5. Re:Might be life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because no one likes SPOILERS.

    6. Re:Might be life? by Digestromath · · Score: 1

      You will find the aliens in space when you come to accept the aliens amongst you first. Now, go wash and wax my car, and don't skip on the lather grasshopper.

    7. Re:Might be life? by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Riddles? Dude, he'll fucking kill your entire family on a dare from the devil, ask Job!

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    8. Re:Might be life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought most people thought Steve Jobs was God, I'm sure he does

    9. Re:Might be life? by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think God is pretty plainspoken. The problem was that Jesus chap.

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    10. Re:Might be life? by Knuckles · · Score: 4, Informative

      Catholics think he is infallible when he speaks "ex cathedra" To be precise, they "believe" this since the First Vatican Council in 1870.
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    11. Re:Might be life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then wouldn't the answer be to go into 'ex cathedra' mode, and then declare whether there's alien life?

      And if this works, there's some Lottery numbers I'd like to ask him about...

    12. Re:Might be life? by ex-geek · · Score: 1

      Then wouldn't the answer be to go into 'ex cathedra' mode, and then declare whether there's alien life?

      It is not that simple, you fool.

      The pope would first have to get his special truth cape. And that is somewhere way back in the storage room, behind the holy grail vitrine and a couple of genuine crosses of Jesus.
    13. Re:Might be life? by setagllib · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Steve Jobs is Buddhist. He could believe he is a Buddha himself, and the funny thing is, even if he's wrong there's nothing wrong with that. It's not like there's an ISO Standard Buddha, and nobody would take his sutras seriously anyway.

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    14. Re:Might be life? by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

      Holy See, Batman! It's ringing!!

    15. Re:Might be life? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Accept the aliens amonst you, you cannot, until accept the alien within, you do.

      Now levitate me and those rocks, you will.

    16. Re:Might be life? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Nah, God was a lot clearer with the punishment but he was still pretty foggy on the actual rules. The whole commandment thing was a decent idea, but then he got tired of doing the writing himself and started dictating to those ghost writers.

    17. Re:Might be life? by Eudial · · Score: 4, Funny

      Riddles? Dude, he'll fucking kill your entire family on a dare from the devil, ask Job! That was his Godzilla period. When he ran around shooting lasers out of his eyes, ravaging the countryside and toppling over buildings in Tokyo. Nowadays he's old and grumpy, sitting in a rocking chair on his porch yelling at the angels to get off the lawn.
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    18. Re:Might be life? by nbert · · Score: 1

      Makes me wonder how those involved in the Council thought about the so called Cadaver Synod (interesting story btw).

      Ignoring ex cathedra papal infallibility is not very convincing given the history of contradictions between popes and their predecessors. But maybe my (lutheran) mindset is missing the magic involved ;)

      One advice to those having way too much time at work: Read the list of popes one by one on wikipedia. You'll read about dozen forms of heresy and how they've been busy fighting it. To me it seems they've been busy with keeping the church together for most of the time and maybe the First Vatican Council was a sign of delayed gratification. Just a theory from someone who has no clue in this field...

    19. Re:Might be life? by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the Pope have direct communication with god? Christians believe that anyone can communicate directly with God - one of the signs of this new route to God was the tearing of the temple curtain when Jesus died.

      Another was the arrival of the Holy Spirit at pentecost as He removed the problems of having a limited geographical location (Jesus, the Temple) at which to communicate with God.

      For some reason Catholics don't like to get too friendly with their Creator and so they stick a priest in the way.
    20. Re:Might be life? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Riddles? Dude, he'll fucking kill your entire family on a dare from the devil, ask Job! That was his Godzilla period. When he ran around shooting lasers out of his eyes, ravaging the countryside and toppling over buildings in Tokyo. Nowadays he's old and grumpy, sitting in a rocking chair on his porch yelling at the angels to get off the lawn. I dunno, he's been kicking the shit out of Myanmar and China lately.
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    21. Re:Might be life? by Ctrl+V · · Score: 1

      yeah, and the 10 commandments was actually a one-time pad key, which has been passed from pope to pope. this enables the pope (and only he) to decrypt the communications.

    22. Re:Might be life? by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the Pope have direct communication with god?
      Um... No, actually. Catholics think he is infallible when he speaks "ex cathedra", but not that he has verbal back-and-forth communication with God.
      And the question is: What is the difference between the Pope and George W. Bush?
    23. Re:Might be life? by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      Are you implying that Yahweh is like the old man at the car wash that stands by the guy earning minimum wage then barks: "You missed a spot right there"?

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    24. Re:Might be life? by redisputed · · Score: 1

      For some reason the Catholic Church doesn't like Catholics to get too friendly with their Creator and so they stick their priests in the way. Fixed it for you.
    25. Re:Might be life? by MachDelta · · Score: 1

      And the question is: What is the difference between the Pope and George W. Bush? One of those guys' army has a LOT more guns?
    26. Re:Might be life? by Saberwind · · Score: 1

      One day at the Vatican, a papal aide rushes in to the Pope's office and
      says, "Your Holiness! Good news and bad news!" The Pope replies, "What's
      the good news?" "Jesus Christ is on the phone." "That's great news, what
      can be so bad?" "He's calling from Utah."

    27. Re:Might be life? by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      Dude, he'll fucking kill your entire family on a dare from the devil, ask Job!

      It wasn't just the family, he was turned into a destitute leper, too, if you'll remember.
      Then within a couple of decades, Yahweh had magnanimously given Job back his health, his livelihood and a new family.
      His excuse to the man? "Behold the behemoth I have made of thee".

      Wow... I was doing pretty good before all this, but thanks a lot... I guess...

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    28. Re:Might be life? by AnotherUsername · · Score: 1

      Riddles? Dude, he'll fucking kill your entire family on a dare from the devil, ask Job! Actually, that one was a Triple-Dog Dare. It's in the Bible. Seriously.
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    29. Re:Might be life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was before. It's been connected directly to mayor Adam West since before Benedict.

    30. Re:Might be life? by Cairnarvon · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... and nobody would take his sutras seriously anyway.

      You've never talked to Apple fanboys, have you?

    31. Re:Might be life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was before. It's been connected directly to mayor Adam West since before Benedict. Odd how Adam West was the first person who came to my mind too!
    32. Re:Might be life? by YodaYid · · Score: 1

      I thought he was a member of Steve Ballmer's Chair Throwers cult.

    33. Re:Might be life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was Wayne Manor one of the kids he abused as a priest?

    34. Re:Might be life? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      His excuse to the man? "Behold the behemoth I have made of thee". That's not an excuse, that's a warning not to push his luck ;)
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    35. Re:Might be life? by seandiggity · · Score: 1

      It's not like there's an ISO Standard Buddha, and nobody would take his sutras seriously anyway

      Even if there was, we'd need a 6000-page ISO standard to be compatible with the gods over in Redmond. Well, kinda compatible.

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    36. Re:Might be life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people here don't get it. God does not exist to serve us. He does do stuff for us sometimes, but we've got to get some perspective of who we are and who God is.

    37. Re:Might be life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being Catholic myself, I think that the whole infallibility thing is a bunch of bullshit. But, that's what happens when the hierarchy of the church says that Mary was a virgin her whole life, and that she was assumed into heaven "body and soul united" without offering any evidence, biblical or theological. The church hierarchy back then basically said this, and then when people started questioning them about this (and how it says nothing about this in the Bible), the only acceptable reason (because they can't say they were wrong) was that "the pope said so, and the Holy Spirit physically won't let him speak falsely".

      My problem with religion, well, at least the Catholic Church, is that the hierarchy is too stupid to realize that if they admit that previous church leaders were wrong (confessing to the church - Greek for "community") and start dropping their stupid little, insignificant (in the long run) agendas, that they would gain a lot of respect and admiration from the laity, and probably start to attract more priests and young people as well.

      Science, at least, tends to be self-correcting.

      Anyway, back on topic, that is the belief of the Church, and a profound tenet at that. They have no basis for it, and I know that a lot of people who attend my church, at least, think that the pope is a completely fallible human being, at all times, regardless of which chair he sits on.

    38. Re:Might be life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To elaborate a bit more on this: Catholics believe that the Holy Ghost speaks through the pope when he speaks "ex cathedra", so its more of a one-way line.

    39. Re:Might be life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure, and al gore invented the internet.

    40. Re:Might be life? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      I'm certainly not an expert, but the Wikipedia page on Papal Infallibility explains that there are actually very few papal statements in history that qualify for being issued "ex cathedra". It would be interesting to know whether these are contradictory.

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    41. Re:Might be life? by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      Papal infallibility is also limited to the the doctrines and morals taught by the Catholic Church itself.

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    42. Re:Might be life? by Weedlekin · · Score: 1

      "Ignoring ex cathedra papal infallibility is not very convincing given the history of contradictions between popes and their predecessors. But maybe my (lutheran) mindset is missing the magic involved ;)"

      What your Lutheran mindset actually misses is the fact that ex-cathedra statements about matters of the Catholic Church's doctrinal and moral teachings (they are limited to this) cannot contradict a prior pope's ex-cathedra pronouncements, but they can contradict prior statements or acts that were not made ex-cathedra.

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    43. Re:Might be life? by master_p · · Score: 1

      Don't be silly...the Pope does not have more guns than G.W. Bush...

    44. Re:Might be life? by ArAgost · · Score: 1

      Buddhism is not a religion!

    45. Re:Might be life? by Corporate+Drone · · Score: 1
      To be precise, they "believe" this since the First Vatican Council in 1870.

      Actually, to be more precise:

      a pronouncement on a matter of faith which is binding on the faithful, doesn't infer that they began to believe it at the time it was promulgated. Instead, that's just when it was officially declared.

      Your statement is as precise as saying "Humans have been affected by gravity since the apple hit Newton on the noggin!"

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    46. Re:Might be life? by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Why doesn't he just ask for christ's sake? Xenu won't let him tell the pope?

      - RG>
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    47. Re:Might be life? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      You, sir, win.

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    48. Re:Might be life? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hehe...that was verifiably classic.

      Somebody get this man a beer. He earned it.

    49. Re:Might be life? by inertialFrame · · Score: 1

      The belief in the infallibility of the corpus of apostolic successors and of the office of Peter in particular is primordial in Christianity. It is related to the idea of binding and loosing, the keys to the kingdom. The Church does not formally define doctrine until there is a clear need to make something explicit and specific. In the matter of infallibility, there was for almost two thousand years no need to define explicitly and specifically what was always held implicitly.

    50. Re:Might be life? by pbhj · · Score: 1

      right on

    51. Re:Might be life? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      This is not as undisputed as you say. Most catholics still don't believe it. Heck, there were even dissenting bishops at Vatican I.

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    52. Re:Might be life? by inertialFrame · · Score: 1

      This is not as undisputed as you say. I did not claim that something is undisputed. I claimed rather that
      belief in infallibility is primordial. (Disbelief in infallibility is
      also primordial.)

      Most catholics still don't believe it. What merely nominal "Catholics" believe is irrelevant to my point. The
      Church has clear and official teaching, some of which she considers
      infallibly promulgated. One who doesn't accept the teachings of the
      ecumenical councils as infallibly promulgated is not really a Catholic,
      regardless of what he calls himself.

      Heck, there were even dissenting bishops at Vatican I. Yes, and some of them even started a schismatic sect, known as the "Old
      Catholics", but they seem actually to be more like New Protestants.

    53. Re:Might be life? by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      I guess you are correct on all 3 accounts :)

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  5. god is a . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    null pointer

  6. Whew! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank God!

  7. I Figure God... by Wandering+Wombat · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... just made humans as a cautionary example, and shows us on CCTVs all over the Universe as a sort of "The More You Know!" service.

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    1. Re:I Figure God... by n+dot+l · · Score: 1

      There are religions that actually teach that...

  8. the paranoid in me says-- by way2trivial · · Score: 5, Interesting

    there is a related announcement coming soon from world leaders,
    and this pronouncement from the vatican is so that they don't bleed followers in the mayhem to follow.

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    1. Re:the paranoid in me says-- by jayhawk88 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not to go all tin foil hat, but this was the exact thought I had as well. There isn't a single aspect of modern life that wouldn't be somehow affected by the announcement that proof of alien life has been found. New religions (and cults) would spring up almost overnight. Industries related to space programs probably quadruple over the next 10 years. Diplomacy between countries is affected, either positively (OK it's us against them now) or negatively (You are not worthy to talk to our Space God). It doesn't matter if it's just microbes on Mars; just confirmation of the possibility of alien life means that everyone is suddenly taking the Drake Equation a lot more seriously. If I'm a world government, or some other group with international power and influence, and I know or suspect that an announcement like this is imminent, I don't want this dropping on the populace light a thunderbolt out of the sky.

    2. Re:the paranoid in me says-- by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Interesting

      there is a related announcement coming soon from world leaders, There is a UFO cult called the Raelians, I did a school paper on them.
      Basically, the cult leader is knee deep in pussy since he started telling people he's Jesus' half brother by way of their shared alien daddy, Yaveh.
      Anyhoo, in his second book, said cult leader mentions that his alien overlords have created another race of intelligent beings, nearby, that don't know about them.

      So if any aliens ever do land, and they don't know what the hell he's talking about, he's covered.

      so that they don't bleed followers in the mayhem to follow They're just covering their ass, just in case. There doesn't need to be any actual aliens, you just need to have all your credible bases covered. What if aliens land and say they never heard about this "god" fellow? Then we say Jesus was unique and we have to spread the good word to the stars!
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    3. Re:the paranoid in me says-- by salveque · · Score: 1

      It's paranoid but still worth discussing... If you are right, than the scenario must be pretty good. Either microbial, non intelligent, et cetera or friendly. If it was really urgent they wouldn't have time for this sort of preparation.

    4. Re:the paranoid in me says-- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is a related announcement coming soon from world leaders,
      and this pronouncement from the vatican is so that they don't bleed followers in the mayhem to follow. There was some confusion with the Vatican and world leaders. The Vatican thought they were going to announce intelligent life on other planets. The actual wording was "since we have failed to find intelligent life on planet Earth we feel the best of hope of finding intelligent life is on other planets". It was an easy mistake to make.
    5. Re:the paranoid in me says-- by TheNarrator · · Score: 1

      Well they just released the British X-Files on the same day. Hmm... Let me get out my tinfoil hat here... Hang on just got to tune it a little... ;)

      Ahh.. I know! Maybe our globalist masters are frustrated that the global warming story didn't cause us to form a global government, so maybe a manufactured threat from aliens will!

    6. Re:the paranoid in me says-- by antic · · Score: 1

      Pre-emptive damage control was my thought too.

      --
      'Thats they exact same thing a banana wrench monkey.'
    7. Re:the paranoid in me says-- by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. But that is mostly because I seriously doubt there is any other life out there. Having read my Bible several times through I would agree that other life is plausible and not anti-Biblical, but I still doubt that we will ever find any. If there is any other life in the Universe it probably exists on a scale so small or so large that we just don't recognize it as such.

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    8. Re:the paranoid in me says-- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That reminds me of today's headline:
      Youngest Galactic Supernova Found, But No Aliens

      Haha! No Aliens! See!

    9. Re:the paranoid in me says-- by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      The Brits are on top of this -- the Ministry of Defence has released some of their UFO files.

    10. Re:the paranoid in me says-- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're one twisted individual.

      Now I won't be able to sleep at night...

    11. Re:the paranoid in me says-- by irtza · · Score: 1

      SG-1 will make sure the information doesn't get out to the public. Its for our own good!

      --
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    12. Re:the paranoid in me says-- by Dracophile · · Score: 1

      If I'm a world government, or some other group with international power and influence, and I know or suspect that an announcement like this is imminent, I don't want this dropping on the populace light a thunderbolt out of the sky.

      All very interesting points there, but why would you give the Catholic Church (or any other organised religion, for that matter) the exclusive privilege of this information?
      --
      Athy, athier, athiest.
    13. Re:the paranoid in me says-- by hrieke · · Score: 1

      Because people trust their Churches and religious leaders more than their politicians? And something of this nature would strike deeply at a person's beliefs and mental state.

      But, IMHO, I think this is the Catholic Church trying to modernize and accept science more than any world shaking announcement that your friend Ford, who you have known for several years and believe him to be "an out of work actor from the town of Guildford" in Surrey, is in fact an alien from a small planet somewhere in the vicinity of Betelgeuse.

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    14. Re:the paranoid in me says-- by jayhawk88 · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the Catholic Church has this information exclusively? Maybe leaders from all major religions have it. Maybe the larger media companies know it as well. Maybe the the British Monarchy, the Vatican, the Getty's, the Rothchild's, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up all knew about this and have been slowly preparing us for it over many years.

    15. Re:the paranoid in me says-- by Dracophile · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the Catholic Church has this information exclusively? Maybe leaders from all major religions have it. Maybe the larger media companies know it as well. Maybe the the British Monarchy, the Vatican, the Getty's, the Rothchild's, and Colonel Sanders before he went tits up all knew about this and have been slowly preparing us for it over many years.

      What makes me think the Catholic Church has this information exclusively? Nothing. I don't think that, and I didn't say that I did. TFA was about the Vatican's admission of the possibility of alien life, giving the discussion a Catholic slant. GGP and GGGP to this post, along with TFA, could reasonably imply (for the purposes of this speculation, at least) that only the Catholic Church has the information. I already admitted, for my part in this speculation, the possibility that they aren't the only ones who might be told; I did say "why would you give the Catholic Church (or any other organised religion, for that matter) the exclusive privilege of this information" after all, and from there I might have gone on to ask not only why not the rest of the churches but also why not business also. However, I did not so ask because that was not the point. This particular branch of the discussion tree grew from the notion that the Vatican would make some announcement. My only contribution to this was not to affirm this speculative (and interesting) idea, but simply to ask why them particularly.

      Does that help?

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  9. C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by genner · · Score: 2, Interesting

    C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. Glad the Catholics finally caught up with us Protestants.

    1. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by smolloy · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Well if C.S.Lewis AND the Pope say there's intelligent life out there, then it *must* be true!

    2. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how many Protestants don't view this as an affront to God...

    3. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by genner · · Score: 2, Informative

      No they just said it's possible, and that the religon doesn't collapse at the discovery of fossils on Mars.

    4. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And plenty of atheists came to that conclusion before C. S. Lewis.

      Glad to see the protestants catching up.

    5. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's always good to cover your ass...

    6. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mormons have had this belief since the church was organized... well before the belief in aliens was anything more than a few people even considered possible.

    7. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by zulater · · Score: 1, Informative

      Some Protestants may believe this way but there are others that do not.
      Let's think about this a little.
      If there are other created beings in outer space then they must have another way to salvation since they would not be descendants of Adam. Since we are of one blood (Acts 17:26) and Christ was of that one blood when He came to Earth His blood was shed for the descendants of Adam because it's not just blood that covered sins (Hebrews 10:4,11) but Christ's blood (Hebrews 10:10).
      So I take exception because aliens could not be saved by Jesus' blood which is the only way (John 4:16).

    8. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by Kelbear · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why do the aliens need saving?

    9. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by nweis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Let's think about this a little more. Are the animals of Earth descendants of Adam? Can animals be saved by Jesus' blood? Do animals have another "way to salvation"?

      Why assume that extra-terrestrial creatures would be any different than Earth animals in this regard? Even if an alien race existed that was "special" in the same way you believe humans to be special, that would not necessarily mean that the aliens would have their own original sin.

    10. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by dfiguero · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Exactly! Why would they need salvation, you assume that they would have a similar situation as explained in the Bible that they disobeyed an order from God as Adam and Eve.

      On the other hand if God is infinite love wouldn't it make sense that he would have created other beings and not just us?

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    11. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by zulater · · Score: 1

      Christ died "once and for all" (1 Peter 3:18, Hebrews 9:27-28, Hebrews 10:10)
      It's not about "original sin", it's about the effects of the fall or first sin by Adam. All of creation suffered the effects (Romans 8:20-22). Sure dogs, cats, bacteria do not have a soul and a spirit and would not have an after life so you could lump intelligent aliens in that group. But, IMHO self awareness and a conscience comes from having a soul which is partially what separates us from animals and gives us that desire to learn about our surroundings and figure out why things work which is something an intelligent being would need to possess.

    12. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 3, Informative

      Last time I checked CS Lewis is not the head of any protestant church. I'm sure you could find a random catholic who said it even earlier.

    13. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by jamstar7 · · Score: 1
      Better question. Where ya gonna keep them when you save them, a zoo??

      I'm gonna need a bigger back yard...

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    14. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by Cat+Panic · · Score: 1

      "And some aliens could even be free from original sin, he speculates." - FTFA
      In other words, maybe the aliens don't need saving.

    15. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't just state that it doesn't collapse. I will collapse because one of the fundamental tenants of the Church is that the human race is special, and that the earth is the center of everything. The interpretation has since been modified, but finding fossils or other forms of life in the universe (especially intelligent life) would disprove that fundamental basis for religion.

    16. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by archshade · · Score: 1

      Well, it's always good to cover your ass...

      This seems to the entire reason for doing this if there is the slightest inclination that the church (catholic in this case but any religious organization) has been disproven( If they say we are the only intelligent life in universe then empirical evidence to the contrary comes out) they might lose lots of followers.
      By saying there might be theres no risk involved.
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    17. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very convincing argument. I'm now certain you're only capable of limited rational thought.

    18. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

      But what of monkeys who have self-awareness and a conscience?

      To the pope-mobile!

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    19. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by AnotherUsername · · Score: 1

      But, IMHO self awareness and a conscience comes from having a soul which is partially what separates us from animals and gives us that desire to learn about our surroundings and figure out why things work which is something an intelligent being would need to possess. If the desire to learn about our environment is caused by having a soul, and animals don't have souls, why does my dog want to go up to everything he comes up to when I take him for a walk?
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    20. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by pmdkh · · Score: 1

      I doubt that the basis of religion is as simple as that. I also highly doubt that finding extraterrestrial life would make human beings any less irrational. Maybe in the long run an alien race could help our species eliminate all forms of irrationality (maybe by teaching us what they know), but I'm not holding my breath.

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      "Power concedes nothing without a demand. It never did and it never will."

      --Frederick Douglass

    21. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by zulater · · Score: 1

      There's a difference in "Hey what's this? Let me pee on it" and "How does this work? How does it grow? How did it get here?"

    22. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by jstott · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked CS Lewis is not the head of any protestant church.

      Last time I checked, the head of the Vatican Observatory was not the head of the Catholic church either.

      -JS

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    23. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by AnotherUsername · · Score: 1

      And what about the fact that chimps do similar actions that humans do when encountering a new environmental stimulus?

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    24. Re:C.S. Lewis came to this conclusion years ago. by zulater · · Score: 1

      When a chimp figures out how plants grow and can farm them get back to me.

  10. But of course... by Blinded+By+The+Light · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But of course only WE were created in His image, right?

    1. Re:But of course... by Fx.Dr · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, but he was looking in a funhouse mirror at the time. Go fig'.

    2. Re:But of course... by brunokummel · · Score: 3, Funny

      But of course only WE were created in His image, right?
      maybe there's an Alien god that created the aliens in his image as well ...then we would have religous interplanetary crusades!
      SPACE TEMPLARS!

      I know it does sound like a horrible B movie...
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    3. Re:But of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm pretty sure Protoss templars would kick the crap out of our space templars.

    4. Re:But of course... by Deanalator · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. According to Scientology, there are a number of alien planets, and they are populated by creatures that look remarkably human, wear clothing remarkably like our own, and speak a language remarkably similar to English.

    5. Re:But of course... by Ghostworks · · Score: 1

      You're probably being a bit literal with the word "image", which is taken to mean "quatilties of" or "fundamental nature". That is, "in God's image" means "having fundamental qualities similar to those of God" such as moral responsibility, and recognition of one's self and one's place in the world, and other qualities of man which allow them to manifest God's will.

      [flimsy excuse for a reference]
      For a similar situation: in Dune, the Orange Catholic Bible states "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a Man", though the Bene Gesserit explain that they really mean "Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind."
      [/flimsy excuse for a reference]

    6. Re:But of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The two biggest groups who take the bible literally are fundies and anti-Christian bigots. They're both so deep in their zealotry that they lose the ability to distinguish metaphor.

    7. Re:But of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe there's an Alien god that created the aliens in his image as well ...then we would have religous interplanetary crusades!

      SPACE TEMPLARS!

      I know it does sound like a horrible B movie... Horrible? I'd watch that B movie! Interplanetary Crusaders from the 9th Dimension vs. the Pope and His Prophet Pals

      I wonder what the sequel would be about....
    8. Re:But of course... by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      I was going to write something honest and more complete, but decided it would be interpreted as flamebait. "Image" has been interpreted as not being literal. I suggest that this does not mean that it wasn't meant literally.

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    9. Re:But of course... by Borathian · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily considering God is so multifaceted that apparently just looking upon his true form would kill you as our mind could not handle it(Moses and the burning bush), and on that same note simply because we are made in his image and don't have the ability to change it doesn't mean he is limited to a single form like we are.

    10. Re:But of course... by ZJVavrek · · Score: 1

      I just had a thought. I've never studied the scriptures, but I hear the phrase "Made/Created in His image" pretty often. Now, let's say you paint a self portrait. Is the portrait, then, "in [your] image"? It certainly looks like you. What I'm getting at is the concept of God as a being which exists in some n-dimensional way, and we, "in His image", are merely a projection of that form into only three or four dimensions.

    11. Re:But of course... by mugnyte · · Score: 1


        Was that the "noble savage, thin and diseased" image or the "modern obese sedentary" image?

        Maybe we created him in our image, and keep re-creating as need fitting.

    12. Re:But of course... by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      ...In Soviet Russia you create god in your image(or is that imagination?)

      or is that everywhere?

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    13. Re:But of course... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But of course only WE were created in His image, right? Yes. However, what exactly constitutes this "WE" is open for debate.
    14. Re:But of course... by inertialFrame · · Score: 1

      But of course only WE were created in His image, right? Pope John Paul II pointed out that man, particularly in his speculative intellect, is created in the image of God.

      Perhaps any creature with a speculative intellect is, like a human, created in God's image.
    15. Re:But of course... by zobier · · Score: 1

      Yes, but he was looking in a funhouse mirror at the time. Go fig'. Is that what kids are calling it these days?
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    16. Re:But of course... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      But of course only WE were created in His image, right?

      I'd imagine us and the aliens as well. Of course, I assume it refers more to a mental image than physical.

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  11. Hmmm by Bazman · · Score: 5, Funny

    And is the Catholic church going to fund expeditions to these alien civilisations in order to convert them? Kinda sounds familiar, doesn't it?

    1. Re:Hmmm by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 5, Funny

      Whoa, do you suppose that could be the solution to the NASA budget crunch?

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    2. Re:Hmmm by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Hey, that's a big part of how we managed to explore this planet. That and the gold. The gold doesn't seem to be a big enough kick in the pants these days, so maybe a little soul saving will put us over the top.

    3. Re:Hmmm by thomasw_lrd · · Score: 1

      Naw, this time it will have to do with the oil. And God.

    4. Re:Hmmm by nizo · · Score: 1

      That would pretty much be the plot for The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russell

    5. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I totally Marklar your Marklar. The Marklar will definitely Marklar the Marklar.

    6. Re:Hmmm by turgid · · Score: 1

      You may jest, but there's probably enough treasure locked away under the Vatican to fund a manned (Priested?) mission to Alpha Centauri, and to develop the warp drives necessary.

  12. Catholics by ceoyoyo · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Apologizing to Galileo, Hell is a metaphor, evolution is real, now aliens could exist. The Vatican is really taking their modernization seriously, aren't they?

    1. Re:Catholics by popmaker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And, of course, their public relations. Considering all the recent sex-scandals and the Pope's alleged Hitler Youth past, as well as some other stuff. They have to maintain an image, you know.

    2. Re:Catholics by cerelib · · Score: 1

      It may be slow as molasses, but it does tend to work out. At this rate, in about 200 years we might have female priests.

    3. Re:Catholics by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Apologizing to Galileo, Hell is a metaphor, evolution is real, now aliens could exist. The Vatican is really taking their modernization seriously, aren't they? The Vatican said that to suggest there are no extraterrestrial beings would be putting limits on God's creative freedom.

      I don't know how you get from "God could have created anything" to "Alien life plausible".
      Plausible literally means "worthy of belief" and that isn't at all what they're saying.
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    4. Re:Catholics by gnick · · Score: 5, Informative

      Considering ... the Pope's alleged Hitler Youth past... What's alleged about it? Germany made participation mandatory and the Pope complied. Does anyone in the church deny that?
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    5. Re:Catholics by Logic+and+Reason · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hell is a metaphor Excuse me? Hell is definitely not a metaphor in Catholic theology. I'd like to know where you got this idea.
    6. Re:Catholics by RocketScientist · · Score: 1

      I've been impressed with their ability to separate their religion and science. I think it's a forward looking, intelligent, and correct view that is backed by their theology and will not drive people away.

      When they figure out the "every sperm is sacred" conundrum and start advocating reasonable and responsible behavior with respect to family planning they might actually start looking like an institution I can respect on all of its merits. The Catholic Church has done a lot of good in society through Catholic charities, hospitals, and education. I really hope they manage to figure out that maybe, just maybe, really poor families in urban areas shouldn't have 5 or 10 kids, that perhaps the industrial revolution may be here to stay, and having a large family isn't a moral imperative anymore.

    7. Re:Catholics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      This line of discussion reminds me of the old response to the faithfuls' insistence that we are the only life in the universe, variations on:

      "You really don't think God would give up after only one failure do you?"

    8. Re:Catholics by Threni · · Score: 3, Funny

      > What's alleged about it? Germany made participation mandatory and the Pope complied. Does anyone in the church deny that?

      Ja, he voz just vollowing orderz.

    9. Re:Catholics by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Or at least non-sexually abnormal* ones.

      * Lifetime celibacy is abnormal for the human species. Note that I DID NOT say "deviant" because of the trollish connotation.

    10. Re:Catholics by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I really hope they manage to figure out that maybe, just maybe, really poor families in urban areas shouldn't have 5 or 10 kids, that perhaps the industrial revolution may be here to stay, and having a large family isn't a moral imperative anymore.


      I was with you right up until that point. You gotta see it from the Church's perspective: it's a numbers game. Yes, with the arrival of the industrial revolution more children survived to adulthood, but the following drop in birth rates was even greater. Compare this to, the growing population in, say, the Muslim world, and you could see why the church might be a bit worried.

      "Be fruitful and multiply" wasn't so much about ensuring the survival of the human species as it was a commandment to keep the pews filled, and the collection plates overflowing.
    11. Re:Catholics by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Pope John Paul: http://www.ewtn.com/library/PAPALDOC/JP2HEAVN.HTM

      He didn't use the word "metaphor" but "hell is not a place, it is a state of being" sure sounds to me like the traditional idea of hell as a place where the devil tortures you into eternity is a metaphor.

    12. Re:Catholics by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Yes, if they figure out that condoms aren't evil then I might even agree that the modern church is at least not blatantly harmful. Until then the poor urban families continue to take the back seat to the millions in Africa who will die from STDs.

    13. Re:Catholics by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

      They keep this up, they might someday modernise to the 20th Century in 40 or 50 years...

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    14. Re:Catholics by salveque · · Score: 1

      Some of the above are ridiculous. For instance, the argument that the Earth is flat makes no sense seeing as the Bible says that it is a globe (although this requires going back to the original Hebrew where the same word is both globe, sphere, and circle). The aliens can't exist is based on the convoluted logic that: The Bible only mentions life on Earth --> We can't come up with a reason that God would create life elsewhere --> Ergo, life only exists on Earth.

    15. Re:Catholics by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Hey, that's some pretty rigorous logic compared to the "proofs" of God's existence.

    16. Re:Catholics by chromatic · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Pope John Paul: Better than the First John Paul knew the difference between the Bible, Paradise Lost, and the Divine Comedy.

    17. Re:Catholics by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Hell isn't a metaphor. Perhaps the image of a burning lake of acid is, but the existence of hell is Catholic Dogma and it can't be changed.

    18. Re:Catholics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good work finding that source, but you misinterpreted it in your original post. He was not suggesting something equivalent to hell being a metaphor, but that it is not a physical location. It has a separate mode of existance (spiritual). Ergo, those who think drilling holes into the center of the earth is going to let the demons are on crack. The next sentence:

      This language of place is, according to the Pope, inadequate to describe the realities involved, since it is tied to the temporal order in which this world and we exist.

      If you read further on, you will see that many aspects of the popular views of heaven and hell really only work metaphorically. As you get really deep into Catholic theology it becomes clear that hell isn't really a place where God sends people He doesn't like away to be sadistically tortured as punishment for pissing Him off. Sadism would contradict the all-good nature of God and the claim that He desires what is best for us. Rather, it is the state of complete separation of a person from God, who is the source of all joy. As such, it is a thoroughly miserable state of existence, comparable to the agony traditionally associated with hell. Furthermore, it is the result of that person's freely willed choice to separate himself from God. That is to say, our free will is so thoroughly respected by God that He will not force us accept unity with Him. What constitutes acceptance of Him isn't explicitly clear, but the Bible lays out the basics through the 10 commandments and Jesus' ministry (the Sermon on the Mount in particular is useful).

      This does get frequently misinterpreted, even by Catholics, as suggesting that hell does not exist. I even had a priest who taught one of my theology classes in college say, "Heaven exists, but we don't know if hell does." Unfortunately, somewhere in his own studies, he got the roles of mercy and justice mixed up and concluded hell might be incompatible with mercy. A minor fault, I suppose, but it was interesting becuase he still taught that we have to in some way accept God to join Him in Heavan, yet without a Hell, the only other possibility is a state of limbo, a concept that was rejected by the church long ago.

    19. Re:Catholics by Saberwind · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the Vatican also reversed its position on where unbaptized infants go when they die.

    20. Re:Catholics by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Just like the perfection of the heavenly spheres couldn't be changed? Dogma, particularly religious dogma, is frequently up for revision.

    21. Re:Catholics by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I didn't say that the pope said it didn't exist, but that it was a metaphor. The common concept of Hell (a concept shared by most Christians) as a place that you go to, is a metaphor for something else.

      The concept of Hell as a place is illustrated by phrases such as "go to hell", "you will go to hell," "you will burn in hell." Also, from the bible, "If anyoneâ(TM)s name was not found written in the book of life, he was thrown into the lake of fire," etc.

    22. Re:Catholics by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, but the way he rubbed his hands together and laugh maniacally when he joined is kind of creepy~

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    23. Re:Catholics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean the 14 year old kid complied.

    24. Re:Catholics by mrbluze · · Score: 1

      The Vatican is really taking their modernization seriously, aren't they? Well, McDonalds has 'healthy' meal choices now, because those annoying teachers at school educated the kids on fat and sugar and heart attacks, but it's still Mc-DieOfHeartDisease-Donalds. The (modern) Vatican is more than ever a franchise (albeit a threatened one by law-suits and atrophic congregations) and knows full well where it's money has to come from.
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    25. Re:Catholics by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Can you think of a worst PR nightmare than sending dead babies to hell?

    26. Re:Catholics by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Hell does even exists in Christianity outside the US. Only the King James version of the bible mention it, and it is considered a mistranslation.

    27. Re:Catholics by master_p · · Score: 1

      It wasn't a metaphore. The Pope meant that Hell is not a specific place in the Cosmos, it is a 'logical' place without physical existence where the torture takes place.

    28. Re:Catholics by ArAgost · · Score: 1

      In the words of former Pope John Paul II: "The images of hell that Sacred Scripture presents to us must be correctly interpreted. They show the complete frustration and emptiness of life without God. Rather than a place, Hell indicates the state of those who freely and definitively separate themselves from God, the source of all life and joy" (from wikipedia)

    29. Re:Catholics by nickos · · Score: 1

      These guys are just making it up as they go along aren't they?

      See also: Limbo.

    30. Re:Catholics by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Metaphor:

      1. a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something to which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance, as in âoeA mighty fortress is our God.â Compare mixed metaphor, simile (def. 1).
      2. something used, or regarded as being used, to represent something else; emblem; symbol.

      So when the bible refers to sinners being cast into a lake of fire in hell, that means

      a) the bible is right, there's a place called hell and it has physical features, such as a lake,

      b) the bible is full of it,

      c) Hell is a metaphor for something else.

      I wonder which one the Pope meant?

    31. Re:Catholics by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Of course. Right from the beginning. The old testament was getting to be out of touch with modern values so Jesus made an appearance and ushered in a softer, kinder religion, complete with a new holy book, the new testament, which got tacked onto the old one.

      Theology is actually pretty fascinating. What happens when you apply logic to a system that is overspecified by poorly defined axioms? Furthermore, you have a set of general requirements that any result must fit into. The answer? When you fix the start and the end the only thing that can give is the middle, so you get some pretty fascinating logical magic acts.

    32. Re:Catholics by JDSalinger · · Score: 1

      Christianity has been beaten down by modernization and we see this happening in only one direction. Science overturns religious dogma. Never the other way around. Can you think of scientific understanding that was overturned by religious understanding? You can easily point to the germ theory of disease, a round earth in a helio-centric solar system, etc... There is nothing in the Bible that could not have been uttered by a 1st-century person. Nothing. Of more importance, Islam has only begun to collide with modernity. They have been shielded from discussion and have resorted to violence in most cases of question. Recall the Danish cartoons that caused an outrage through the inter-national Muslim world. Christians must feel the ridicule they deserve for their superstition, but they are not a threat in the way Muslims are. Violence should NEVER be an answer. We should make sure free-speech is protected and that this discourse is at the forefront of our conversations and concerns. If we don't speak up about issues we disagree with, we are tacitly approving of Muslim violence. Do not be afraid to have these difficult discussions.

    33. Re:Catholics by jstott · · Score: 1

      The Vatican is really taking their modernization seriously, aren't they?

      The comments came from José Funes, the head of the Vatican Observatory, who is a Catholic priest and has a PhD in astronomy (and is a pretty cool guy, having met him last year).

      Contrary to news headlines, however, he was not speaking on behalf of the Vatican; he's an employee, but not the Vatican's official spokesman. But why let the truth get in the way of a good headline...

      -JS

      PS. The Catholic church does not consider Hell a metaphor—Hell is real. The open (and probably unanswerable) question is whether Heaven and Hell are actually places or some kind of states of being.

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    34. Re:Catholics by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      As a non-Catholic, I'm surprised at how well you've described Hell. I would simply add that as for what constitutes acceptance of God, Romans 10:9 says "if you confess with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved."

      A lot of people overlook Ephesians 2:8-9, which says "it is by grace you have been saved, through faith - and this not from yourselves, it is the gift of God - not by works, so that no one can boast." You can't earn your salvation; nothing you can do is good enough to erase your sins (and nothing in the Bible says a priest can erase them for you).

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    35. Re:Catholics by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      I don't know where the anti-muslim rant came from, but there are lots of violent Christians too, and a lot more who would be if they thought they could get away with it.

      Islam has certainly had to come to terms with modernization. Discover magazine and others have had some interesting stories on modern Islam and reconciling science with religious beliefs. The Islamic world does not consist of crazy suicide bombers just like the Christian world doesn't consist of snake handlers and suicide cults.

      Yes, the worst terrorist attack on the US was by Islamic extremists. Of course, they happened to be either from or representing a country that has some non-religious beefs with the US. But what was the second worst terrorist attack on the US? It was perpetrated by a devout Catholic. The only major terrorist attack I can think of that was clearly religiously motivated was the sarin attack in Japan by a religious group that seems to be a crazy mixture of Buddhism and Christianity with a little Yoga and Nostradamus thrown in for good measure.

      Terrorists are bad, and should be brought to justice. But blaming Islam for terrorism is like noticing that most of the violent criminals in the US are Christians and blaming Christianity for violent crime.

    36. Re:Catholics by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The Pope said Hell is not a place. Therefore, depictions of Hell as a place are either lies, or a metaphor.

      The Church has certainly portrayed Hell as a place in the past, and the bible does so as well.

      All these replies objecting to the word metaphor... do Catholics not know what a metaphor is? You should - you invoke it enough to get around the sticky bits in the bible.

    37. Re:Catholics by hoppo · · Score: 1

      What do you mean by "modernization," exactly? For at least 25 years, since I was in Catholic grade school, evolution has been taught. At that time, doctrine was that Genesis and many of the other Old Testament books were allegorical, and not meant to be regarded as factual. People are only surprised by these stories because they lump the Catholic church in with the holy rollers who think the universe is only 6,000 years old and science is a trick of Satan to lure unsuspecting souls into the lake of fire.

    38. Re:Catholics by JDSalinger · · Score: 1

      I did not blame Islam for terrorism. I pointed out that Islam has been way more shielded from modernization than Christianity. I think this will quickly change, but they have not been watered-down nearly as much as Christianity. Look up the reaction to the Danish cartoons. This is in stark contrast to the open dialogue (jokes included) people have about Christianity.

    39. Re:Catholics by master_p · · Score: 1

      The Bible's reference to hell is a metaphore, the Pope's reference to hell was not a metaphore. Actually, the Pope explained the Bible's reference: hell is not a physical place, it's a place out of this universe, a logical existence of eternal torture.

      Of course that's all bullshit, because no sane god would throw us in eternal torture just because we have sinned in such an infinitely small period of time that is our lives.

    40. Re:Catholics by inertialFrame · · Score: 1

      Apologizing to Galileo, Hell is a metaphor, evolution is real, now aliens could exist. The Vatican is really taking their modernization seriously, aren't they? You have some interesting misconceptions.

      Galileo

      John Paul II did apologize for the Church's wrong treatment of Galileo. Although, as indicated by the Pope, there were errors in Church's dealing with Galileo, the Church's view at the time was essentially correct: Galileo had no observational evidence to distinguish between the Copernican model and the (geocentric) model of Tycho. So there was no compelling reason at the time of Galileo for everyone to abandon the prevailing view. Nevertheless, it was the Church's position, expressed by the Inquisition's Cardinal Bellarmine at the time, that if evidence disproving the geocentric model were to come forth, then a reconsideration of the interpretation of the relevant portions of Scripture would be in order. In the mean time, after Galileo's first appearance before the Inquisition, he was ordered to refrain from asserting that the heliocentric view is a certain truth and to advance it only as one hypothesis. Galileo's refusal to do this ultimately got him in trouble later.

      Hell

      The Church has always taught, still teaches, and will always teach the reality of Hell. The Church does not teach that Hell is merely a metaphor for something. Specifically, the Church teaches that human beings are eternal creatures (so each of us will perceive an infinitely long existence); that there will be a resurrection of the dead; that there are essentially only two possible ends for our resurrected bodies: eternal life or eternal death; that the choice between them is one that we make in freedom; and that eternal death is extremely unpleasant.

      Evolution

      The Catholic Church has never changed its official position on evolution. St. Augustine, in the 300s AD, proposed an idea of evolution over long periods (though not of course involving natural selection). St. Augustine is a doctor of the Church. The earliest official response that I've seen to Darwin is in the 1870s, when a German bishop remarked that there is nothing objectionable to the physical theory of evolution. The Church did not deliver a universal message until Pope Pius XII in 1950 published Humani Generis, in which he basically said that there is nothing wrong with the idea of the evolution of creatures, even of humans, so long as one remembers that the human soul is not the product of evolution.

      Aliens

      In the context of the idea of many worlds, the Church's position is that Christ goes wherever he is needed.

      Modernization

      Modernization, yes, modernism, no. With respect to grave matter, about which the Church claims to teach infallibly, the Church changes only her mode of expression to suit the times, not the content of her expression. There is a valid concept of doctrinal development over time, as laid out by John Henry Newman. This involves, among other things, the idea that the Church becomes more explicit whenever she needs to, but she never contradicts anything that she has previously proclaimed as infallible.

      With respect to natural science, this is irrelevant, however, because the Church has never made any infallible assertions dealing with natural science. The whole business about heliocentrism versus geocentrism, for example, did not concern teachings that the Church considered infallible. Otherwise, Bellarmine would have expressed quite a different opinion.
  13. How long until by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 5, Funny

    UFO true believers stop pestering the UK government and start demanding to see the Vatican's top secret UFO files?

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    1. Re:How long until by popmaker · · Score: 1

      Who us with me in creating the rumor that the Vatican is "hiding something"? You know, it's kind of closed off, don't you think? Alien life? They could be harboring those suckers right beneath the Sistine chapel for all I know.

    2. Re:How long until by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      UFOlogy meets the DaVinci Code. It's a conspiracy theory chaser's dream come true; I'm surprised it hasn't happened already. Or maybe it has, but there's been a conspiracy to keep me in the dark. Hmmmm ...

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    3. Re:How long until by silvrstar · · Score: 0

      I'm with you.

      There's been few Catholics-Aliens-God conspiracies lately so I propose we call Conspiracy Carl and get him and his cats team working.

      A bestseller perhaps?

      We could even call it 'The Da Vinci Code'...Oh wai-

    4. Re:How long until by iNaya · · Score: 1

      How about "The Michelangelo Code"?

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  14. earth ain't what it used to be by bugs2squash · · Score: 4, Funny

    So is the pope God's representative on Earth, or God's representative for everywhere outside of heaven ?

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    1. Re:earth ain't what it used to be by Ghostworks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      First, I would point out that this is not really news. The Vatican has actually had a plan for approaching and converting alien life just in case it should be discovered for decades. (In fact, the plan was one of the programs that Madalyn Murray O'Hair frequently liked to joke about.)

      This particular comment (the parent) is actually one of the few good comments I've seen so far. Since medieval times theologians have wondered, "did the Son of Man come to save everyone, or just humans?" There were a surprising number of medieval philosophers who were concerned with question -- should a race of sentient cyclopean starfish be discovered -- of whether human Jesus was sent to save their souls, or whether they would have to wait for cyclopean starfish Jesus.

      In any case, this isn't a deviation from established Vatican protocol, and isn't news. Not for Catholics, and not even for people who just care about alien stories.

    2. Re:earth ain't what it used to be by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      He's elected by an earthly set of Cardinals, so I guess he's got jurisdiction here only on the 3rd rock. I suppose alien Catholics on other planets will simply have to elect their own Popes.

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    3. Re:earth ain't what it used to be by RealErmine · · Score: 1

      So is the pope God's representative on Earth, or God's representative for everywhere outside of heaven ? Well, there's the Pope and then there's the Space Pope (Crocodylus pontifex).
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    4. Re:earth ain't what it used to be by genner · · Score: 1

      That's silly.
      Everyone knows aliens are protestants.

    5. Re:earth ain't what it used to be by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      So is the pope God's representative on Earth, or God's representative for everywhere outside of heaven ?

      Well the Andromedan Catholic Church representatives approved Ratzo's Pope-ification (or whatever the word is) and I think Bishops from Sagittarius were there too, so I think he's at least God's representative in our Local Group.

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    6. Re:earth ain't what it used to be by Knara · · Score: 1

      No, there's a Space Pope

      Or perhaps the Chaos Pope

    7. Re:earth ain't what it used to be by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      That's it!

      I'm naming my band "Cyclopean Starfish Jesus."

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    8. Re:earth ain't what it used to be by DriedClexler · · Score: 0

      Since medieval times theologians have wondered, "did the Son of Man come to save everyone, or just humans?" There were a surprising number of medieval philosophers who were concerned with question -- should a race of sentient cyclopean starfish be discovered -- of whether human Jesus was sent to save their souls, or whether they would have to wait for cyclopean starfish Jesus. Well, that's reassuring. I'm glad to hear that all those urban legends about medieval philosphers debating angels on pinheads were false, and they were devoting their time to serious topics.
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    9. Re:earth ain't what it used to be by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      A lot of the angels on pinheads type arguments started as math problems. Since angels were spiritual beings without physical limitations, you could treat them as abstract items. So if one angel took up half the pinhead, and the next angel was 1/2 the first's size (thus taking up a quarter of the pinhead), and the next 1/4 size, and so on, was their any limit to the number of angels that could fit on the pinhead?
                It's theory of limits as a precondition of developing the calculus, but with 'numbered somethings' instead of pure numbers. In a time where most things were still measured with barleycorns or king's arm-spans, and such things didn't come in infinitely divisible sizes, it was necessary for most philosophers to couch their arguements with something less abstract than pure numbers, at least as a teaching tool, and if they had started off speculating about something like little men, each smaller than the last, most people would have locked up mentally at the very idea of such small men. People could believe angels could do things more physically mundane objects couldn't, at least enough to somewhat follow the logical argument that underlay them.
            Angels were also used to theorize about Zeno's paradox and other such classical logic problems. No one quite got to developing the calculus of infinitesimals, but they got pretty close sometimes.

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  15. Myriads of Life forms! by zenlessyank · · Score: 0

    Yes, There are aliens out there, they are called angels and demons. Other than that you are out of luck. Besides, we can't take care of the life we have here on Earth. So why are we spending billions on space ventures looking for something that aint there instead of helping out who IS here?!?!

    1. Re:Myriads of Life forms! by Clockwork+Apple · · Score: 1

      Because the other Shaltinack's jupilberry shrub is always a more mauvey shade of pinky russette?

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    2. Re:Myriads of Life forms! by domanova · · Score: 1

      No, because it was a Shoe

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    3. Re:Myriads of Life forms! by pmdkh · · Score: 1

      Yes, There are aliens out there, they are called Flying Spaghetti Monsters and Invisible Pink Unicorns. Other than that you are out of luck. Besides, we can't take care of the life we have here on Earth. So why are we spending billions on space ventures looking for something that aint there instead of helping out who IS here?!?!

      In other words, do you have any evidence for those claims that you are making?

      Furthermore, we (humans) are not exploring space for the sole reason of looking for intelligent life. There are other reasons/benefits to space exploration.

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  16. Three cheers for the Catholics! by Mab_Mass · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You know, after a long history of not-so-good behavior in the face of science (eg, Galileo), it is good to see that the Catholic Church is recognizing that much of current scientific thinking is consistent with scientific ideas.

    In fact, Catholic high schools even teach evolution, recognizing that you can still choose to believe in God as the creator alongside a belief in evolution as the mechanism of creation.

    I see the acknowledgment of the possibility of alien life along this same vein. I wonder, though, how the creation of freaky-ass-bug-eyed aliens would fit into the "God created man is his own image" idea. Perhaps that God is so wacky and cool he can take on any shape?

    1. Re:Three cheers for the Catholics! by Spatial · · Score: 1

      I wonder, though, how the creation of freaky-ass-bug-eyed aliens would fit into the "God created man is his own image" idea. What usually seems to happen is, things that are obviously wrong or unpleasant slowly disappear from the belief system entirely, and are thought of as symbolic or metaphorical if at all.
    2. Re:Three cheers for the Catholics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The essence of God is creative mind. So there may be a few humans created in that image...

    3. Re:Three cheers for the Catholics! by prestonmichaelh · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I wonder, though, how the creation of freaky-ass-bug-eyed aliens would fit into the "God created man is his own image" idea. Perhaps that God is so wacky and cool he can take on any shape?

      Really, I have always thought the "in His own image" thing was taken way to literally. I don't really think God would give Himself a physical body like ours that is inferior to many animals in many ways (we are slower than cheetahs, can't see as well as eagles, can't swim like fish, etc.) Honestly if you get down to it, there are a lot of things that suck somewhat about our bodies (a quasi-flawed design that causes a large percentage to experience lower back pain, etc.). Obviously there are some who would say that God has a "perfect" human body that, since it isn't marred by sin, doesn't have the same flaws, but I honestly think the idea of God having a physical body is kind of silly. I mean, I can't even be in two places at once with my physical body, much less everywhere at once.

      So it comes down to, what does "in His own image" mean? We like much of the creation story in Gensis, I think it is meant to be taken figuratively, not literally. We are set apart from the animals in that we have a conscience and free will. In this way, we are like God. We can basically do whatever we want, and reason about what we want to do. Although I am not a Catholic, I agree with their stance that it is completely possible for alien life to exist (although I think intelligent life, at least that we can/will find anytime soon, is unlikely for other scientific reasons). This alien life could even be "in His own image" as well, since it isn't really a physical appearance thing, and more of a soul/conscience thing.
    4. Re:Three cheers for the Catholics! by Mab_Mass · · Score: 3, Interesting

      So it comes down to, what does "in His own image" mean? We like much of the creation story in Gensis, I think it is meant to be taken figuratively, not literally.

      What I find interesting is that this figurative interpretation is what is already being favored by the Catholic Church. From their acceptance of the Big Bang and evolution, it is already clear that they are comfortable with figurative interpretations. This is in stark contrast to a few hundred years ago, when you could be killed for minor points of dogma.

      I'm hoping is that some of the more extreme groups take heed and see that it is possible to have an open mind with religion. If you look at history, there has been a long track record of religion disagreeing with science and science winning. Is there anyone (of importance) out there who still disagrees with the heliocentric view of the solar system? I wonder how much of the current switch from the Catholic Church is a recognition that their obstinate views in the past backfired.

      That is one advantage of an older religious group - perspective. This reminds me of one conversation I had a few weeks back. My friends and I were musing at the relative levels of extremism and how that relates to the age of a religion. Take Buddhism for example. It is an old religion and there is very little extremism. Christianity is younger, and there is still some extremism with a whole lot back in the dark ages. Islam, on the other hand, is still relatively young, about the same age of Christianity in the dark ages, and we all know how much Islamic extremists make the news. Hopefully, then, as religions get older and settle down, they will start adopting the more peaceful, open-minded approaches.

    5. Re:Three cheers for the Catholics! by repapetilto · · Score: 1

      I don't really think God would give Himself a physical body like ours that is inferior to many animals in many ways (we are slower than cheetahs, can't see as well as eagles, can't swim like fish, etc.) We have more stamina than cheetahs (can run over longer distances), can see better close up than eagles, and can move about on land much better than fish. I don't think absolute superiority or inferiority really apply to any of those traits.

    6. Re:Three cheers for the Catholics! by repapetilto · · Score: 1
      fixing above...

      I don't really think God would give Himself a physical body like ours that is inferior to many animals in many ways (we are slower than cheetahs, can't see as well as eagles, can't swim like fish, etc.)
      We have more stamina than cheetahs (can run over longer distances), can see better close up than eagles, and can move about on land much better than fish. I don't think absolute superiority or inferiority really apply to any of those traits.
    7. Re:Three cheers for the Catholics! by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      While Evolution requires that a lot of the Bible is considered metaphorical, The Vatican must have been delighted when the Big Bang theory was accepted. A single point of creation fits pretty nicely with the concept of a creator God. All you need to do is accept that hundreds of millions of years is pretty much a "day" to an all powerful eternal deity.

    8. Re:Three cheers for the Catholics! by bastion_xx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What I find interesting is that this figurative interpretation is what is already being favored by the Catholic Church. From their acceptance of the Big Bang and evolution, it is already clear that they are comfortable with figurative interpretations. This is in stark contrast to a few hundred years ago, when you could be killed for minor points of dogma.


      I'm hoping is that some of the more extreme groups take heed and see that it is possible to have an open mind with religion. If you look at history, there has been a long track record of religion disagreeing with science and science winning. Is there anyone (of importance) out there who still disagrees with the heliocentric view of the solar system? I wonder how much of the current switch from the Catholic Church is a recognition that their obstinate views in the past backfired.

      Thanks for posting this. I totally agree and have always applauded that the Roman Catholic Church can, and does, change. Cynics may argue the change is to keep up numbers, but I think some the changes, especially the conservative ones, are to insure that they are reinterpreted for the current civilization based upon the old and new testaments.

      The Catechism does allows for an intelligent understanding of the bible. Genesis is a good example of mythos, and this is taught by our Arch Diocese. Of course, for younger children a more simplified version is taught, but what it comes down to is that when I was going through CCD, once you were confirmed, church initiated education stopped. As a teenager, it's hard to believe in Noah and the ark as a true story. Or to read some of the genealogy of Genesis, that people were living for 300-800 years.

      It is understandable that those who haven't studied religion take a literal interpretive view. "Man mad in God's likeness." I'd like to believe it's nothing to do with two arms, two legs, but more of Love. We may not live up to it all the time (sin), but seeing man's ability to love is heartening.

    9. Re:Three cheers for the Catholics! by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      Humans excel in one area - we are nature's greatest distance runners. If you put a man and a cheetah on a track, and they both started running in the same direction, the man would pause somewhere down the road when he caught up to the cheetah collapsed of heat stroke. Most four-legged mammals are sprinters; they will outrun humans for a while, but tire out faster. Hell, ancient man hunted by running herbivores to death -- they chased them until the gazelle died of heart attack or heatstroke. That sir, is some fucking excellence in design. Pity most of us nowadays can't live up to it. The rest of the argument is perfectly valid, and very interesting. I think it's something a great many people have independently derived, but that it hasn't had the discussion it deserved.

    10. Re:Three cheers for the Catholics! by squidfood · · Score: 1

      So it comes down to, what does "in His own image" mean? We like much of the creation story in Gensis, I think it is meant to be taken figuratively, not literally.

      It's literal, actually. We were created in His Own Image so he could restore from offsite backups. Jesus Saves!

    11. Re:Three cheers for the Catholics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, according to the Bible we know that at least God has an ass. He showed it to Moses!
      His face is apparently lethal, and his hands are big enough to cover Moses. So what image is that, anyway?

      Exodus 33:20-23
              Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live. And the LORD said, Behold, there is a place by me, and thou shalt stand upon a rock: And it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I will put theein a clift of the rock, and will cover thee with my hand while I pass by: And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen.

    12. Re:Three cheers for the Catholics! by Thanar · · Score: 1
      What does "God created man in his own image" mean? According to Catholic theology, God is a pure spirit and has no body. Therefore the image of God is principally about aspects of our soul. Here are some quotes from the Catechism of the Catholic Church to explain:

      The human person participates in the light and power of the divine Spirit. By his reason, he is capable of understanding the order of things established by the Creator. By free will, he is capable of directing himself toward his true good. He finds his perfection "in seeking and loving what is true and good." (CCC 1704)
      By virtue of his soul and his spiritual powers of intellect and will, man is endowed with freedom, an "outstanding manifestation of the divine image." (CCC 1705)
      It is in Christ, Redeemer and Savior, that the divine image, disfigured in man by the first sin, has been restored to its original beauty and ennobled by the grace of God. (CCC 1701)

      For more on the topic: http://www.vatican.va/archive/catechism/p3s1c1a1.htm
    13. Re:Three cheers for the Catholics! by franois-do · · Score: 1
      If you look at history, there has been a long track record of religion disagreeing with science and science winning

      True. But of the contrary too, in fact. We should not forget how the Big Bang theory was sneered at in the beginning (including by Fred Hoyle himself) as beeing too religiously connotated to be seriously considered. The same happened with Pasteur's theory of germs, that Clemenceau (then a journalist) attacked as "religiously motivated try to oppose the scientific [!] position of spontaneous generation"; incidentally, Clemenceau was doctor of medicine, while Pasteur was not. There is unfortunately no "silver bullet" telling us which side will automatically win in a given controversy.

      Future is not anymore what it once was :-(

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    14. Re:Three cheers for the Catholics! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer to think of aliens as not being "in His own image" and exist only to abduct humans for experimentation and creating crop circles and have no free will to do anything other than that.

    15. Re:Three cheers for the Catholics! by zsau · · Score: 1

      "Man mad in God's likeness."

      Heh. Nifty typo ;)

      I was always of the beliefe that when man was made in God's likeness (and angels are not so described), the difference is that we have free will, like God. Thats why we get to sin and overcome it, and angels don't.

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    16. Re:Three cheers for the Catholics! by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      a quasi-flawed design

      There's no 'quasi' about it. Look at the way your retinas are wired - backwards! Look at the way those tubes in your throat are arranged - food tube crosses over air tube, a potentially lethal hazard, patched up by a half-assed hack involving a flimsy flap of flesh and a gag reflex.

      And, as a wise man once said, what kind of intelligent designer runs a sewage pipe straight through a recreational facility?

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    17. Re:Three cheers for the Catholics! by DerWulf · · Score: 1

      It's from a book that was written thousands of years ago by what can only be called goat farmers. It spends a considerable amount of time telling you with which animals "thou shalt not lay". I think the rest can be taken pretty fucking literal as well ...

      I wonder where people get the idea that the bible is the work of some writer genius that baths in subtle metaphore before having a breakfeast of exquisite allusions.

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  17. lol by extirpater · · Score: 0

    pop drinks too much nowadays. aliens space etc.

  18. What about non-human intelligent earthlings? by Fast+Thick+Pants · · Score: 4, Interesting

    just as there are multiple forms of life on earth, so there could exist intelligent beings in outer space created by God This seems to leave open the possibility of undiscovered intelligent species here on earth, or even known species whose intelligence is undiscovered.

    (So long, and thanks for all the fish!)
    1. Re:What about non-human intelligent earthlings? by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Like in G.I. Joe: The Movie!!!

    2. Re:What about non-human intelligent earthlings? by c_sd_m · · Score: 1

      Or that intelligence could evolve in another species on earth.

    3. Re:What about non-human intelligent earthlings? by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

      Well... as far as I'm concerned, there has been NO intelligent life discovered on this panet...

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  19. So if there ARE other beings out there... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and they are created by the same God, perhaps THEY were made in the image of God, and WE really aren't special at all.

    Time to start praying to Cthulhu.

  20. Although I don't believe in god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't believe in god, however, I am happy that the first few posts were not there to mock the AC's POV. Hopefully the next few posts follow the trend. Jokes are fine, but the vitriol that comes from some of you in the direction of people who believe in (imaginary, imho) beings can be scary.

  21. Church foward thinking by spineboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm glad that the Catholic Church is taking an educated view of the sciences, with the support of evolution, and now this. Of course this will also lead to many useless comments about pedophilia, non-existance of God, and other useless flame wars.

    Scientific illiteracy here in the states is really bad, and I'm embaressed that my church has a more progressive attitude than our current administration. This should change with the next admin thankfully.

    This is Slashdot, and everyone needs to get their 2 cents in, but please try to submit meaningful/useful posts.

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    1. Re:Church foward thinking by bugs2squash · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't like to see childish attacks on anyone either. But it seems to me that the only reason the church is taking these strides is because it has been attacked on these issues in the past.

      Do you imagine that the church would have made these statements without external pressure ?

      Hell no, this is simply to inoculate the church against the inevitable progress in tolerance, and discovery and to try and carve out some future relevance.

      Seems like the rock of the church is being eroded by the water of enlightenment - and about time too.

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    2. Re:Church foward thinking by geekoid · · Score: 1

      So you expect illiteracy to come from your church?

      Really, everyone should understand science, and learn to understand facts.

      For example:
      Evolution is real. It has made predictions and has falsifiable tests.
      This has nothing to do with creation.

      whether or not You or your church understand this is not my point.

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    3. Re:Church foward thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad that the Catholic Church is taking an educated view of the sciences, with the support of evolution, and now this.

      It's all well and good to claim you believe in all this modern stuff but then you sweep all the inconsistencies under the rug.

      Sure, aliens might exist - but wouldn't God also be an alien? Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

    4. Re:Church foward thinking by Thorgal · · Score: 1

      Aliens? Pipe? DMT!

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    5. Re:Church foward thinking by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 1

      Scientific illiteracy here in the states is really bad, What are you doing about it?
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    6. Re:Church foward thinking by superyooser · · Score: 1

      Or, "Scientific illiteracy here in the states is really bad, and I'm embarrassed that my church has a more atheistic attitude than our current administration."

      On a related note, Biblical literacy in the churches is really bad.

      Look, this story is about a fearful, waning institution that isn't secure enough in its doctrines to withstand the mockery and criticism of academia and the media. Catholic leaders are desperate to find things to say that will convince the world that Catholicism is a respectable religion. With the priest scandals, the Vatican is having to go into PR overdrive to show people, "Hey, we're normal, we're intelligent."

      The paradox is: As Roman Catholicism (RC) assimilates to "progressive" philosophy, such a tactic, rather than saving the Church, will only accelerate its demise. If you want to be "progressive," why go to church at all? When a church loses its distinctiveness from the world, its raison d'être dissolves.

      Disclaimer: 1) I actually agree that God could have created ET beings, but I consider it extremely unlikely. 2) I am not RC. I am very doubtful that RC adherents are born-again (of the Spirit).

    7. Re:Church foward thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fact, the priest who created the big bang theory and showed Einstein's cosmological constant was wrong, faced external pressure from Einstein.

      From http://www.catholiceducation.org/articles/science/sc0022.html

      he talked with Einstein in Brussels, but the latter, unimpressed, said, âoeYour calculations are correct, but your grasp of physics is abominable.â

      It was Einsteinâ(TM)s own grasp of physics, however, that soon came under fire. Sounds like some of the water of enlightenment flows from rock of the church.
    8. Re:Church foward thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say you've got it backwards. The sea of the church is finally receding just enough for the rock of enlightenment to show.

    9. Re:Church foward thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Non sequitur. What, then, was the "external pressure" that lead the Monk Gregor Mendel to investigate genetics, or Louis Pasteur, Lavoisier, Copernicus, Schrodinger - Catholics all, and many other priests or deacons - and the Popes and Cardinals who footed the bill, science isn't cheap - who advanced the sciences in numerous ways.

      The Catholic Church was as a whole pretty much into the modern scientific method well before the enlightenment. Also, they invented the university system that spawned it (before it got thoroughly broken in the, call it, 19thC). Prior to universities, Monks kept alive knowledge in things like agriculture and medicine that lead to the population explosion in Europe which predisposed the creation of modern cities. Suffice it to say even an athiest would have to acknowledge that, statistically, you wouldn't be here without them.

      The problem with the soi-disant "enlightenment" was that they were so fixated on the "new", that they went out of their way to "forget" their past (really, many "advanced" thinkers, like Descartes, just cribbed existing work and didn't cite their sources), and made a bunch of mistakes they needn't have. Frankly, the entire "post-enlightenment", while advancing tech, was a darker period for humanity qua humanity than anything the "dark ages" came up with.

    10. Re:Church foward thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So wish that, say, Islam, were undergoing the same erosion!

    11. Re:Church foward thinking by taude · · Score: 1
      As a protestant I'm sad to say that in general the Catholic view on this is much more reasonable than ours.

      "Old earth" is considered orthodox but it's definitely a minority view. Evolution is sadly still verboten among my peeps. (I'm not sure how much the Catholics have warmed to that idea.)

      A subsequent poster says that the Catholics are only doing this because "it has been attacked on these issues in the past." Maybe so (I doubt it), but a) that's called growth and learning which is usually a good thing and b) as I stated in the beginning I wish protestant leaders could get to that point. So go Catholics!

    12. Re:Church foward thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's not like they've been doing it for over 400 years or anything...

    13. Re:Church foward thinking by hole725 · · Score: 1

      Looks like the Catholic church is evolving like life on Earth, but at a slower pace.

    14. Re:Church foward thinking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is/are no GODS there never has been nor ever will be and GODS it is all a load of frikkin bollox
      the roman candle church needs to do the same as every other church/temple/mosque in the world and curl up and frigg off that is valuable land for the building of housing instead of using Green Belt to house all the darn Putputs and the rest of them

  22. The aliens by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

    The aliens, I wonder.... What do they look like?

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  23. doubtful by trybywrench · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So does that mean that any intelligent alien life is doomed to hell because they don't have the benefit of baptism and the forgiveness of original sin? Did they get a messiah from the catholic god and does that imply more than one "jesus"?

    Or, being that they are not human and never ate from the garden of eaden does that mean that original sin doesn't apply to them? Better yet, does that make them more holy then humans and therefore closer to the catholic god?

    I don't see how the catholic clergy can just say "yeah alien life doesn't contradict our religeon" without addressing these questiosn.

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    1. Re:doubtful by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      So I guess theyre going to say that:

      1. Every so often an alien teacher becomes self-enlightened somehow on one of the many planets (or world systems) of our universe.

      2. This teacher spreads a religious message on how to end suffering.

      Huh, sounds like ol' Benedict is converting to Buddhism.

    2. Re:doubtful by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Did they get a messiah from the catholic god and does that imply more than one "jesus"?


      Well, Jesus was on Earth for 30-40 years. That leaves at least 5,960 years to save the alien's souls.
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    3. Re:doubtful by illegalcortex · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't see how the catholic clergy can just say "yeah alien life doesn't contradict our religeon" without addressing these questiosn. Of course they can. The answer will just be "I don't know" and/or "God works in mysterious ways", same as their answer to numerous other major theological questions.
    4. Re:doubtful by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the Garden of eden isn't on the earth?

      That myth get interesting when you read it with the context that they aren't on this earth.

      Since they are talking about there God, they could easily say the Jesus was there or that they are currently worshiping as catholics!

      Right now some alien could be absorbing communion sludge believing it is the glop of Christ~

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    5. Re:doubtful by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      Did they get a messiah from the catholic god and does that imply more than one "jesus"? That's already been proven, actually.
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    6. Re:doubtful by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, look at it this way: any being inheriting original sin would either be human or a half-breed (like the [angel/demon]/human offspring wiped out by the flood). Any true alien would have to have its own sin.

      All the Catholic church is saying is that there is nothing revealed from God that says other intelligent life doesn't exist -- and Angels/Demons are proof that SOME other intelligent life DOES exist. The catholic clergy is stating "facts" based on their knowledge. They can't provide an answer other than "I don't know" to the issue of how God would relate to non-humans, as He never told them that.

      For some interesting reading in this area (from an Anglican perspective), try CS Lewis' trilogy foray in to SciFi. He explores the ramifications of all these questions.

      As a simple example answer for you: angels are depicted as not God and not Human. Some angels rebelled against God and are doomed to hell with no chance of redemption. Angels are also depicted as not having free will in the same way Humans do -- which makes the "rebel" situation kind of hard to fathom. However, the angels are also portrayed as without sin (except for the demonized ones), so those ones need no redeeming. The Bible implies that humans can be more holy than angels because they have a choice in the matter; thus you have to define more precisely what you mean by "closer to the catholic god".

      Oh, and be careful: "catholic" and "Catholic" have different meanings (to a non-Catholic): "catholic" is synonymous with "universal".

      Think about this statement as being the religious equivalent of "yeah, gravity doesn't contradict the laws of thermodynamics." Stating this doesn't require the speaker to explore all the ramifications of the laws of thermodynamics, just how gravity relates to those laws.

    7. Re:doubtful by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      That's a strange thing to say. There have been countless people on Earth who have never heard of Jesus and there may even be some left. The situation is no different to that of extraterrestrials on another planet. So there's no need for anything new to be addressed here.

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    8. Re:doubtful by Affenkopf · · Score: 1

      I don't see how the catholic clergy can just say "yeah alien life doesn't contradict our religeon" without addressing these questiosn. I don't know about catholic clergy but C.S. Lewis had four possibilities: 1)Aliens are not fallen and don't need salvation 2)Aliens are irredeemable and can't attain salvation 3)Aliens are fallen and can attain salvation thorugh Jesus like men 4)Aliens are fallen but have their own means of salvation
    9. Re:doubtful by SIR_Taco · · Score: 1

      Really what it means is each populated world is just some kids science experiment. We just happened to be the one that went bad and had a bunch of mold and mildew all over it. The rest of them didn't need saviors and guidance. Now we're starting to oxidize a bit ;)

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    10. Re:doubtful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      didnt you hear ? Limbo/Baptism became old fad too in 2005 http://www.nytimes.com/2005/12/28/international/europe/28limbo.html

    11. Re:doubtful by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Read this book:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perelandra

      It basically covers all the bulletpoints you just brought up. Of course, it's just C.S. Lewis' personal opinion, but he opines that every planet has its own Garden of Eden, every planet has its 'main species' tempted by some version of the devil, but most planets do not 'fall' like Earth did.

      In the novel, two humans are sent to Venus, one by Satan and one by the angel in charge of the planet. The one sent by Satan attempts to tempt the Venusian version of Eve, on that planet he's the snake.

    12. Re:doubtful by greymond · · Score: 1

      Those questions would be interesting to ask when humans meet aliens.

    13. Re:doubtful by naoursla · · Score: 1

      Can you provide references that imply Angels do not have free will?

    14. Re:doubtful by kipman725 · · Score: 1

      inteligent alien life just opens up too many of holes in their religion for even the the fervent to ignore. They are not the usualy logical contridictions (IE belive in one god then you must belive in all to have even standard of proof). But the big holes like the entire book is not true obviously and in almost every paragraph.

    15. Re:doubtful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the article, the pope proposes aliens could be free from original sin.

    16. Re:doubtful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see how the catholic clergy can just say "yeah alien life doesn't contradict our religeon" without addressing these questiosn.

      The Catholic Church isn't a bunch of King James English literalist bible-thumping fundies. That the Church has been studying the history of the Bible and has learned a nuanced view somehow escapes the understanding of black-and-white liners.

    17. Re:doubtful by Nimey · · Score: 1

      I'm certain there will be some sophistry saying that Eden was somewhere on a planet where ours & the aliens' common ancestors are from. Possibly here, possibly elsewhere.

      Others will admit that Eden was just a metaphor after all.

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    18. Re:doubtful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Gotta love the Catholic bashing on Slashdot... The Catholic Church doesn't think anyone is

      doomed to hell because they don't have the benefit of baptism and the forgiveness of original sin? Think about the case of a noble savage - see the Cathecism 846 & 847:
      http://www.vatican.va/archive/catechism/p123a9p3.htm#III
      Why would aliens be any different?

      Or, being that they are not human and never ate from the garden of eaden does that mean that original sin doesn't apply to them? If aliens are not persons (like plants or animals) there is no problem here.

      If they are people then I think it's a very good question.

      Luckily (providentially??), the Church does not force us to interpret the Bible literally, but we must follow the intention of the author. Many Catholic theologians believe the intention of Genesis is to explain theological questions (rather than give a historical account). This is fine - perfectly valid according to the Church.

      Couldn't the theological answers given in Genesis apply to aliens just as well? Maybe they are just as prone to sin as we are? Maybe they also yearn for God? Maybe they are also only happy giving themselves to others in love? I don't see why Genesis would not apply to them as well...
    19. Re:doubtful by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      Are we suddenly damning Jews to hell now for not believing in Jesus? Because last I checked we're not...

      That said, God does work in mysterious ways. Maybe they were visited by Jesus too. Hey, God visited the Jews so many times in the Old Testamen. If God had a side-experiment going, why not send Jesus there too?

      In the words of my old religion teacher: "We are all God's children. Except, we're more like his adopted kids."

    20. Re:doubtful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. look up "the good pagan" teachings, or CS Lewis' "The Last Battle" (I know he's not Catholic, but he does jive with church teaching on this one)... you do not NEED to be baptized to go to heaven, it just helps... all humans are given sufficient grace.

      2. if asking about eden, you've got to ask about the spiritual state of the ranks of angels, or about whether the aliens even have free will. These are questions that are related to Mysteries (capitol M)in the Catholic church. like most tenets of a RELIGION, we have FAITH without requiring complete KNOWLEDGE. if we knew the answers, it would be fact, not faith...

      I'm comfortable with the Mystery. I'd attempt to learn more if the occasion arose, but I don't see hypothetical issues as real roadblocks to belief.

    21. Re:doubtful by pbhj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I don't see how the catholic clergy can just say "yeah alien life doesn't contradict our religeon" without addressing these questiosn. Naive ever? You think Christian theologians haven't questioned the salvation of alien beings?

      http://answersingenesis.org/articles/nab/are-ets-and-ufos-real is clearly not buying the whole alien thing.

      http://www.beliefnet.com/story/35/story_3519_1.html is open and suggest a path of Christ to have been presented to other worlds.

      does that mean that any intelligent alien life is doomed to hell because they don't have the benefit of baptism and the forgiveness of original sin Original sin goes back to Adam and so probably the doctrine doesn't come in to play. The one thing we can be certain of is that God is a fair judge and that people will be judged according to what they have heard. Baptism, in any case, is not a requirement for salvation only faith in Jesus Christ son of God.

    22. Re:doubtful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So does that mean that any intelligent alien life is doomed to hell because they don't have the benefit of baptism and the forgiveness of original sin? Did they get a messiah from the catholic god and does that imply more than one "jesus"?

      Or, being that they are not human and never ate from the garden of eaden does that mean that original sin doesn't apply to them? Better yet, does that make them more holy then humans and therefore closer to the catholic god?

      I don't see how the catholic clergy can just say "yeah alien life doesn't contradict our religeon" without addressing these questiosn. Good questions. I don't think anyone on this planet knows the answers. The Church doesn't pretend to have the answers for extraterrestrials , it's just looking for (and maybe found some) answers for us Earthlings.

    23. Re:doubtful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, you are basically right. The science is fine, but this is sloppy theology.

      I'll see if I can shed some light of the obvious points.

      The definition of 'human' from well before the time of Christ is 'rational animal' (c.f. Aristotle). So, we do have some problems if the intelligent life forms are not basically animal, in the strict definition of animal (which precedes any definition involving DNA, which early philosophers didn't know about). A "rational mineral" (which might include a strong AI) wouldn't cut it as human under this kind of discrimination.

      To talk about animals, let's talk about souls. Living creatures a hylomorphs, that is, composed of a body and a form (or soul). "The soul is the form of a living body". So plants have a vegetative soul: it handles things like nutrition, reproduction, and tropism. This soul is not immortal. Animals, in addition to vegetative, have a sensitive soul: this includes sensation, forming sense-images, and locomotion. Again, not immortal (sorry, Fluffy and Fido). Finally, we have a human soul: in addition to the previous, it is a rational soul, by which they can have, inter alia, abstraction, judgment, and the intuition of esse. This soul, by the grace of God, is immortal. So, if an alien has all of these, they have an immortal soul, and they can be saved or damned. Let's assume that they are rational, and have a soul. (As a side note, you can see that even the strongest AI will not really meet these conditions, they will not have an independent subsistence of esse, but only dependent subsistence, so they have no souls.)

      Now, the Second Vatican council solidified a doctrine that had been kicking around since at least the 3rd Century: that of Baptism by desire. So, if someone hasn't heard the gospel (say, the justified pagans who lived before Christ), but they desire to live good lives according to the natural law, and do so, then they are very likely fine: the idea being, if they had been exposed to the truth of salvation, they would have accepted it. However, if they lapsed mortally, and were stuck in that lapse to the end of their lives (which they probably would be, most people are), then they don't get to go to heaven.

      I'd guess that, without the redemptive faith in Jesus' sacrifice, that intelligent aliens are no worse off than, say, most of India - indeed, about 2/3s of humanity in human history. That said, most of them aren't going to heaven either, but its not like they are any better or worse off than everybody else who isn't a faithful Catholic - God's plans are not democratic, while it's important that everybody gets a chance, few people have to actually merit an eternity of perfect good ness in order to make creation worth it, given the circumstances of Christ's death on the cross. (That said, I hope I'm one of them, and you are too)

      Now, the original sin question is an interesting one. I'm pretty sure that almost all intelligent, rational, but limited prototype-creatures would eventually fall when put to the test, and I'm pretty confident that they would be placed under the test like humanity was. But, perhaps not all would fall: we have Mary as an example among humanity, but she is special. This is an exciting possibility, and I, for one, look forward to meeting someone who isn't stained by original sin, in this life or the next This doesn't bother me either way: it's really okay if some people are more good than I am or can ever be.

      If they exist and we meet them, you can more or less tell if someone is affected by original sin by its effects: a 'darkening of intellect' and 'weakening of will', to name two. The alien equivalent of "Brittany Spears" would be a third.

    24. Re:doubtful by Thanar · · Score: 1

      Those are good questions, and they can be addressed: The Bible is God's revelation to humankind, not to alien life. In fact, there is Christian science fiction that speculates on alien life forms that perhaps didn't experience the effects of a Fall, and what could happen on other worlds (C. S. Lewis Space Trilogy: Out of a Silent Planet, Perelandra, and That Hideous Strength). So it is an open question theologically as to whether or not God would need to or decide to become incarnate in those worlds, if they exist.

    25. Re:doubtful by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      How could it be anything else? We don't have a single example of alien life to consider. Until someone sees an alien do something sinful, no one could rationally claim the aliens need saved from sin. So "I don't know if the aliens need saved or not" is the only rational answer. If someone wants to know what God is going to do to save them, that question presupposes that something definitely must be true which we have no way of actually knowing at present.
            Tell me, if someone invents a time machine, and murders their own great-great-grandfather during the battle of Gettysburg, what happens next? You can't? I don't see how physical scientists can justify saying 'I don't know' to this and numerous other scientific questions.

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    26. Re:doubtful by famebait · · Score: 1

      So does that mean that any intelligent alien life is doomed to hell because they don't have the benefit of baptism and the forgiveness of original sin? Did they get a messiah from the catholic god and does that imply more than one "jesus" Or maybe he only applies those standards to us, and other rule sets to other of his experiments. Maybe he gave us the scriptures, but they're all just made up hogwash. What if God is lying to us?

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    27. Re:doubtful by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      It basically covers all the bulletpoints you just brought up. Of course, it's just C.S. Lewis' personal opinion, but he opines that every planet has its own Garden of Eden, every planet has its 'main species' tempted by some version of the devil, but most planets do not 'fall' like Earth did.

      That's not quite right. C.S. Lewis is one of my favorite authors and I have read all 3 books in that series. In the first book, "Out of the Silent Planet", he goes to Mars, and has an entirely different experience. For one thing, there were 3 intelligent species on Mars.

      Lewis throws out some very interesting "what ifs". For one thing, the idea that even if there is rational life outside of earth, humans may be the only "fallen" species. I also like how he portrays "Eldila" (basically angels or spirits) as part of the physical world, but having a form that is undetectable to us unless they intend to be detected. I'm not sure he got all the science exactly right (I mean based on the science of his day, not counting things like describing the canals on Mars, which we now know don't really exist), but since the main points of the stories are philosophical, any science errors are easily ignored.

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      Prov 9:8 Do not rebuke mockers or they will hate you; rebuke the wise and they will love you.
    28. Re:doubtful by nfk · · Score: 1

      Original sin is a good question, but the rest is not new, considering the evangelization of Africa, America and Asia, in past centuries, and current drive for ecumenism. Would these alien civilizations have their own religions? If so, they wouldn't necessarily be treated differently than Muslims, or Buddhists, or Hindus, and if they were atheists they would be just like the ones on Earth.

    29. Re:doubtful by JDSalinger · · Score: 1

      Religious leaders are masters of tautology and rhetoric (items of no use in scientific discourse). Somehow religion can dish out nothing but obfuscation and actually get credit for it. Not only do the commentary of religious leaders lack insight, but the champions of their doctrine are lionized for saying how mysterious things are. These charlatans are worthy of both the utmost skepticism and our amazed ridicule.

    30. Re:doubtful by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I actually read the first book, too. I just forgot there was more than one sentient species on Mars. (Read the series decades ago.) Other than that little detail, I don't think I said anything fundamentally disagreeing with the book itself?

      The novels also had an interesting perspective on the "created in God's image" thing, too, IIRC. It was an iterative process, not an all-at-once process. Thus the Martian inhabitants looked less human because they were created before those of Earth. Jesus of Earth was such a good representation of God's image, that later-created creatures looked mostly like him (i.e. the Venusians, who were virtually identical in appearance to humans except green-skinned.)

      I never made it through the third book, though. I remember it being very, very dull.

    31. Re:doubtful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Baptism, in any case, is not a requirement for salvation only faith in Jesus Christ son of God. Funny, I've always thought that faith in Jesus was the only requirement for having faith in Jesus.

      Seriously, it's been 2000 years since the hippy dude in robes. And this is how far we've progressed? Can't we please just drop the whole fucking religious bullshit and deal with reality already?
    32. Re:doubtful by Abreu · · Score: 1

      C.S. Lewis already explored those questions:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Out_of_the_Silent_Planet

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    33. Re:doubtful by iONiUM · · Score: 1

      I think you missed an option. They could also wage a holy war against the aliens, deeming them agents from hell. If you really think about it, that's actually the most likely course humanity will take when presented with intelligent beings from outer space. Maybe, something like Doom? I want a BFG.

    34. Re:doubtful by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      Other than that little detail, I don't think I said anything fundamentally disagreeing with the book itself?

      No, it was just that your statements were a bit broad. You said stuff about "every planet", while the books only mention organic life on 2 planets other than the earth (plus some references to life on the far side of the moon in the 3rd book), and specifically claim that some planets never had or will have organic life.

      The novels also had an interesting perspective on the "created in God's image" thing, too, IIRC. It was an iterative process ...

      That is interesting. I never really saw it in that way before.

      I never made it through the third book, though. I remember it being very, very dull.

      The 3rd book does start off very slow, but it actually gets quite interesting by the end (at least it did to me).

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      Prov 9:8 Do not rebuke mockers or they will hate you; rebuke the wise and they will love you.
    35. Re:doubtful by pbhj · · Score: 1

      A stunningly put point - I'll contact the Vatican and Lambeth Palace immediately with copies of your email ...

    36. Re:doubtful by zobier · · Score: 1

      Original sin goes back to Adam and so probably the doctrine doesn't come in to play. The one thing we can be certain of is that God is a fair judge and that people will be judged according to what they have heard. Baptism, in any case, is not a requirement for salvation only faith in Jesus Christ son of God. I don't know much about Catholic theology, but the protestant theologians I've spoken to about it say that it doesn't matter what you've heard. I.e. that the billions of people born after Jesus who have not accepted him as their saviour, whether they have heard about him or not, are doomed.

      Fair judge my arse.

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      Me lost me cookie at the disco.
    37. Re:doubtful by illegalcortex · · Score: 1

      As an agnostic, I find "I don't know" to be the best answer, too. I was just refuting the OP's claim that the only option was to give up on theology. I just don't see that happening at the church leadership level. Though I'm sure it would cause some followers to abandon ship. And I'm sure others would claim an answer, much as some claim to know what happens to a newborn's soul when they die.

    38. Re:doubtful by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'd have more trouble with any religion that claimed to already know for example, that there definitely were aliens, and they were definitely sinners, (except the ones that look like out of the e-suit Vorlons of course - you say Droshalla, I say G'lan.), and so on. Religions don't have all the answers, and the better ones will admit it. 'I don't know' is not necessarily a flaw, sort of depends on the question.
          Science is allowed to say that it doesn't know some things, or that the answers to some are very complicated. Science is allowed to use words in unusual ways, such as Charming Quarks, and most people don't reject it for any of that. If an astrophysicist says Mars will be 22 Million miles away at next closest opposition, very few people would refuse to believe it just because that same astrophysicist doesn't want to commit on what might have happened 'before' the Big Bang.
            Modesty is refreshing in a religion.

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      Who is John Cabal?
  24. anything provable or disprovable? by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

    no? then don't worry about it.

  25. Of course he does! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Emperor has foresee it.

  26. Oh noez! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is Slashdot... let the Christian bashing begin.

  27. of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course there are intelligent beings in space. They're on the International Space Station. Having more fun than you.

    P.S. Atheist zombies, before making silly evolution-related comments: if you ever knew anything about scientific method, then you'll recall that evolution is only a "mere theory". Fundie zombies: that doesn't make it any less useful or detract from the possibility of it being true. There. I think this thread is officially DONE.

  28. Re:Catholics and condoms by trolltalk.com · · Score: 5, Funny

    Apologizing to Galileo, Hell is a metaphor, evolution is real, now aliens could exist. The Vatican is really taking their modernization seriously, aren't they?

    Next week they'll be approving a new brand of condoms. They're open at both ends ...

  29. When science-fiction and Christianity collide by Kligat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If an alien world were encountered with a Bliznorp claiming to receive instruction from Q'thalis Almighty, would the Pope claim to be God's infallible messenger on Earth, or for everywhere outside heaven? For his followers, then, wouldn't the Pope need to confirm the Bliznorp's authority on the homeworld of the sentient grey blobs of Shronos, lest a new "Space Catholicism" denomination be created believing in individual Popes for each inhabited world?

    1. Re:When science-fiction and Christianity collide by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heretic!!! The Bliznorp derives his authority from Lorcan the Thunderer, not from some back-alley, bargain-basement deity like Q'thalis.

      Any disputes of authority between the Holy Bliznorp and the Pope will be settled through trial by combat! Survival of the fittest (or sneakiest, whatever works), the Holy Central Precept of Lorcan!

      Better grovel now, gormless unbeliever! Or mighty Lorcan will curse your reproductive organs!

    2. Re:When science-fiction and Christianity collide by orkysoft · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:When science-fiction and Christianity collide by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      There is only one true Orange Catholic Bible.

  30. Impressive move by the Church by TJ_Phazerhacki · · Score: 1

    I am increasingly impressed with what was originally a very controversial nomination by the catholic church. May the forward thinking continue!

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    1. Re:Impressive move by the Church by pubjames · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, I would prefer it if they made policy changes that actually changed people lives, like dropping their stupid stance on condoms.

  31. Not too surprising... by rdhatch · · Score: 1

    The present Pope seems to be a lot more forward-thinking and progressive than previous popes. There was a very interesting read in Time magazine recently (http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,1727724,00.html) that showed not only his stance on America (the main topic of the article) but also his beliefs/forward thinking mentality.

    1. Re:Not too surprising... by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Which is good cause otherwise he wouldn't represent the vast majority of Catholics on the planet whom all do accept evolution and other scientific theories as perfectly valid ideas which don't contradict a belief in God in any way.

      - speaking as a converted Catholic... I saw which way the rest of Christianity was headed and didn't want to be affiliated...

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  32. But no evolution. by yoyoq · · Score: 1
    space people are fine as long as they didn't evolve.

    and to think it was only in 1992 that the pope admitted the earth moved.

    1. Re:But no evolution. by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Previous popes had a better grasp of relativity -- they just postulated that the universe moved around the Vatican, which is a perfectly valid argument.

  33. Bwahahaha!! by deglr6328 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hello Earthlings, my name Zorbo, I'm from the planet sh388wg32 in what you call the Andromeda galaxy and I think the time has come to reveal ourselves to you. The reason I am contacting you now is that we have some Good News for you creatures, the all powerful creator of everything (Zippin52, praise be His name) has a plan for you and everyone you know!!! Can I take a little of your time to explain why we're all imperfect and need saving in His forgiveness??!

    Yes Catholic church, that is precisely how idiotic you sound right now.

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    1. Re:Bwahahaha!! by hyfe · · Score: 1

      Yes Catholic church, that is precisely how idiotic you sound right now.
      Didn't sound any weirder to my ears than the rest of the shit they're trying to sell... and hey, people buy it!

      I mean, if you accept the premise that God exists as the catholics claim he does, which all catholics necessarily must do, it's just plain common sense that any aliens landing here will have be catholics. God doesn't discriminate.

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      "" How about taking the safety labels off everything, and let the stupidity-problem solve itself? """
    2. Re:Bwahahaha!! by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Yes Catholic church, that is precisely how idiotic you sound right now.

      Except, of course, that the Catholic Church isn't saying anything like that. Even if everything the Bible says is true, and even if the Catholic church's interpretation is substantially correct, there's nothing there that implies that alien species would be spiritually imperfect or in need of saving, and there's nothing there that should cause the Catholic church to think otherwise. Which thus makes it totally unsurprising that they're not actually saying anything like what you're laughing at. Good luck with your strawman.
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    3. Re:Bwahahaha!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right NOW? Where have you been for last 2,000 or so years?

    4. Re:Bwahahaha!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I have the secret to obtaining the LORD's eternal forgiveness, but it has been stolen from me along with the rest of my birthrights. I have selected you, an obviously trustworthy individual, to help me in recovering them. My plans for recovering them have unfortunately run over budget, If you transfer THREE THOUSAND of your earth dollars to me, I will be able to complete my plans and pay you back with SEVENTY THOUSAND dollars and ETERNAL FORGIVENESS."

    5. Re:Bwahahaha!! by Barumpus · · Score: 1

      Hello Earthlings, my name Zorbo, I'm from the planet sh388wg32 in what you call the Andromeda galaxy and I think the time has come to reveal ourselves to you. The reason I am contacting you now is that we have some Good News for you creatures, the all powerful creator of everything (Zippin52, praise be His name) has a plan for you and everyone you know!!! Can I take a little of your time to explain why we're all imperfect and need saving in His forgiveness??! And in the next email, we will directed on where to send the $5,000 so that we can claim our 43,000,000,000 drizlibits due to Zorbo's uncle passing away and leaving the currency tied up in a trust fund.
    6. Re:Bwahahaha!! by fyoder · · Score: 1

      Hello Earthlings, my name Zorbo, I'm from the planet sh388wg32 in what you call the Andromeda galaxy and I think the time has come to reveal ourselves to you. The reason I am contacting you now is that we have some Good News for you creatures, the all powerful creator of everything (Zippin52, praise be His name) has a plan for you and everyone you know!!! Can I take a little of your time to explain why we're all imperfect and need saving in His forgiveness??! Don't listen to Zorbo! Everyone knows that Zippen26 is the true Zippen! Zippen52 is the Anti-Zippen! Shame on you Zorbo, trying to fool these naive earthlings! All praise Zippen26!

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    7. Re:Bwahahaha!! by deglr6328 · · Score: 1

      haha I love how religious people need everything explained to them in excruciating detail. it's so cute.

      You see, a straw man argument "is an informal fallacy based on misrepresentation of an opponent's position" whereas what I did above is what's called metaphorical satire. Say it with me, met-a-for-ik-al, good! In this particular case, an average mentally deranged priest by the name of José Gabriel Funes, while speaking in his capacity as the official Vatican astronomer, declared that all other potential extraterrestrial intelligences must by definition fall under the jurisdiction of his particular brand of crazy religion. And then what I did was SHOW HOW BLINDINGLY IDIOTIC THIS IS by letting the reader take the opposite perspective of the hypothetical alien in this situation.

      The fact that you seem to have taken it upon yourself to accept the metaphor with deadly seriousness and even expound on it with your apparent belief in such mindbendingly stupid concepts as 'spiritual imperfection' really speaks wonderfully to the state of wacky religious craziness that I was intending to satirize in my original post. thanks random religious nutter of average to lower than average intelligence! you're a star!

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      - "Hear that?! The percolations are imminent! Cease your ingress!"
    8. Re:Bwahahaha!! by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      There are several problems with your line of reasoning:

      First, I never claimed to be religious, nor did I claim to believe in "spiritual imperfection".

      Second, the Vatican astronomer never claimed that alien life must be subject to "his particular brand of crazy religion". All he actually said was that his religious beliefs were not incompatible with the idea of alien life. This the same thing I said, by the way: his religious beliefs are not incompatible with the idea of alien life.

      Third, the fact that you have replaced what that astronomer actually said with something else that was much easier for you to ridicule, is what makes your "metaphor" a strawman.

      Fourth, your rebuttal to something I did not say, in place of rebutting what I did say, is yet another resort to the strawman tactic.

      Finally, your discussion of metaphors is the logical fallacy of ignoratio elenchi: technically true, but totally irrelevant to the point.

      HTH. HAND.

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      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

    9. Re:Bwahahaha!! by deglr6328 · · Score: 1

      one can't help but wonder how long you've considered it a worthwhile endeavour to ferret out nonexistent logical fallacies in imagined misconstruals of your nonsensical ramblings. hand indeed dr. crazypants.

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      - "Hear that?! The percolations are imminent! Cease your ingress!"
    10. Re:Bwahahaha!! by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Don't look at me. You're the one ridiculing positions that nobody's taking. Three times in a row, now. Do you ever attack things that actually need attacking, or are you just some kind of bizarre postmodern anarchist?

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      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

  34. Good news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is good news for the Gelgamek Catholics.

  35. The Sparrow, Mary Doria Russell by j1m+5n0w · · Score: 1

    It does sound familiar, but probably for a different reason than you're thinking. There was a (rather depressing) book about that scenario that I read recently called The Sparrow. (See also wikipedia link.)

    1. Re:The Sparrow, Mary Doria Russell by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

      "Rather depressing?" Hell, I didn't know whether to weep or say "I told you so" at the ending.

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      It is by my will alone my thoughts acquire motion; it is by the juice of the coffee bean that the thoughts acquire speed
  36. astronomer my asshole. by nawcom · · Score: 0, Troll
    Jesus Christ on a cross.

    Writing in the Vatican newspaper, the astronomer, Father Gabriel Funes, said intelligent beings created by God could exist in outer space. Writing in the Vatican newspaper, the astrologer, Father Gabriel Funes, said intelligent beings created by God could exist in outer space.

    There, fixed.

    1. Re:astronomer my asshole. by bn0p · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why can't a Catholic priest be an astronomer? A Catholic priest, Father Georges Lemaitre, came up with the Big Bang theory

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      Never let reality temper imagination
    2. Re:astronomer my asshole. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to look that up. He is an astronomer. Jesuits are the "science" brotherhood of the church, and tend to follow current scientific thinking, and how it affects the church. Astrology, on the other hand, is not science (no matter what the believers say). Astrology is also something that christians are warned away from, as they are for fortune tellers and false prophets.

    3. Re:astronomer my asshole. by Knara · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jos%C3%A9_Gabriel_Funes

      And I quote, "an Argentine Jesuit priest and astronomer, is the current director of the Vatican Observatory. He has a master's degree in Astronomy from the Universidad Nacional de CÃrdoba in Argentina and a doctorate from the University of Padua in Italy"

      The guy is almost certainly much more educated that you are.

    4. Re:astronomer my asshole. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As was the guy who came up with the whole sun-is-the-center-of-the-universe theory.

      Funny thing about the Big Bang theory. A number of prominent scientists (we're looking at you, Fred Hoyle) railed against it because it smacked of creationism. Which, of course, it was... for a certain value of creationism.

    5. Re:astronomer my asshole. by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The important message is that good scientific ideas can come from anywhere, even from Catholic priests, and you don't judge an idea by where it came from, but by whether or not it does a good job, for example by making falsifiable predictions.

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    6. Re:astronomer my asshole. by largesnike · · Score: 1

      ...and Father Angelo Sekki discovered that the Sun is actually a star

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      "Laugh while you can a-monkey boy!" - Dr Emilio Lizardo
    7. Re:astronomer my asshole. by inamorty · · Score: 1

      Why can't a Catholic priest be an astronomer? A Catholic priest, Father Georges Lemaitre, came up with the Big Bang theory

      He should be shot. The Big Bang Theory is an atrocious show.
  37. And who.. by denoir · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ..created God?

    It's the same old problem of infinite regress when you try to state that a complex thing has to have a more complex designer. An über-powerful deity has to be much more complex than a human (or alien) and you end up with a bigger problem than the one you started with and you have explained exactly zero. And that's without even mentioning that there is no evidence of any form of supernatural creation of living beings (or anything else for that matter).

    1. Re:And who.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know - that whole big bang/dark matter thing is sounding suspiciously religious. When will the next "Science" up-end science like a religion?

    2. Re:And who.. by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Just because we can not answer all the questions, doesn't mean that we should not try to answer one most relevant to our lives. Let the God either wonder about his origins or understand them completely and we will worry about ours.

      The basic reason to consider a possibility of a supernatural being is that we have no scientific basis of understanding our own continuousness. It's true that we can correlate it with physical phenomena, but we have no way to tell why certain chemical and electrical processes will correlate with self-awareness while others will not. We have no way to tell what happens to our "souls" before birth or after death or if other objects such as rocks are actually intelligent and self-aware. Currently, religion and spirituality provide more insight into this mystery than science.

    3. Re:And who.. by Incredible+Elmo · · Score: 4, Informative

      ..created God? That's a simple one to answer. Humans did :)

      Now where's my prize money?
    4. Re:And who.. by Incredible+Elmo · · Score: 1

      Currently, religion and spirituality provide more insight into this mystery than science. Surely you meant to say "philosophy", not its ugly little brother religion, or the black sheep of the family, spirituality...
    5. Re:And who.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The basic reason to consider a possibility of a supernatural being is that we have no scientific basis of understanding our own continuousness. It's true that we can correlate it with physical phenomena, but we have no way to tell why certain chemical and electrical processes will correlate with self-awareness while others will not. We have no way to tell what happens to our "souls" before birth or after death or if other objects such as rocks are actually intelligent and self-aware. Currently, religion and spirituality provide more insight into this mystery than science.
      Let me see if I got this right: you are saying that because our limited knowledge of A we should turn to B which we know absolutely nothing of in order to explain A?
    6. Re:And who.. by iamacat · · Score: 1

      I am saying that, given of our inability to explain A in terms of B, we shouldn't turn away from attempts to explore A using collective intuition of A developed by hundreds of generations of many million people.

    7. Re:And who.. by denoir · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The problem with that kind of reasoning can be easily shown with another example. A few hundred years or so we didn't know what caused disease. Religion played an important role as an interpreter of the cause of disease - it had a lot to say on the subject. Does it mean that it was correct? No. Once we developed the germ theory of disease it was quite clear that the religious interpretation was wrong. When you have a bacterial infection you don't get better by not sinning or by praying or by donating money to the church - you take antibiotics.

      The argument that since science can't explain X, religion must provide the explanation is a false dichotomy. If religion wants to make a case for a claim it must do so by providing evidence - something that it doesn't.

      Folk 'wisdom' and folk science - or as you put it the "collective intuition of A developed by hundreds of generations of many million people" - tends to be completely wrong. We live on a sphere, not on a plane, we are not at the centre of the universe and force is proportional to acceleration, not to velocity - just to take a few examples of incorrect intuition. If our 'collective intuition' failed us in these rather elementary cases, what makes you think that it is correct on the much more complex question of how the brain and consciousness works?

    8. Re:And who.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about how the universe came into existence. First, nothing. Then, BAM! Suddenly, everything you can see just shot out of some unfathomably small point in the cosmos. Doesn't that sound slightly supernatural?

      Then again, I like to think that our universe came into existence as part of some science project for a super-advanced race in another universe. Kinda like Sea Monkeys.

    9. Re:And who.. by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      Assume no God and ask who created man? The answer is no one. Assume God, and ask who created Him, and the answer is now someone? Why does God need a creator, but humans don't? The question of 'who created God' is pretty irreverent.

    10. Re:And who.. by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Once we developed the germ theory of disease it was quite clear that the religious interpretation was wrong. When you have a bacterial infection you don't get better by not sinning or by praying or by donating money to the church - you take antibiotics. On the other hand, before we developed the germ theory of disease, one was better off not eating pork, being selective in choice of sexual partners and consuming herbs blessed by God to reduce fever. In fact, even today these lifestyle choices are likely to help you to be healthier, since antibiotics do not cure viruses, resistant bacteria are on the rise and medicine only steps in once you are already sick.

      Folk 'wisdom' and folk science - or as you put it the "collective intuition of A developed by hundreds of generations of many million people" - tends to be completely wrong. In some specific cases, folk intuition has been proven wrong. However, many more ancient observations are accepted by current science without any controversy, or are expanded upon rather than refuted. In many cases, science has come a full circle to support tradition. For decades, scientists claimed that baby formula is as good as breast feeding, while it was obvious to anyone with any degree of intuition that this would not be true. Now there is scientific proof that formula fed babies are less intelligent and fall sick more. Insurance companies now accept acupuncture as mainstream treatment for pain. We really shouldn't discard persistent wisdom that survived for thousands of years without evidence. It will not be very scientific :-)

    11. Re:And who.. by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1

      ...and where did the 'nothing' before the big bang come from, and why did it go bang?

    12. Re:And who.. by khallow · · Score: 1

      using collective intuition of A developed by hundreds of generations of many million people.

      That and five dollars gets you a cup of coffee at Starbucks. The problem is that this collective intuition is clouded by a larger amount of delusion and wishful thinking.

    13. Re:And who.. by Kingrames · · Score: 1

      The problem with your "problem" is that it isn't a problem.

      It's the same fallacy that dictates that the rabbit will never beat the turtle in a race if the turtle gets a head start, because by the time the rabbit catches up to where the turtle was, the turtle has since moved forward, even if he's moving slower. and ad infinitum, you can argue this case until the universe has collapsed in on itself, never actually passing the point at which the turtle gets passed by.

      As long as you view things from only one perspective it is impossible to be sure of anything. Your argument isn't any less circular than theirs.

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    14. Re:And who.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, before we developed the germ theory of disease, one was better off not eating pork, being selective in choice of sexual partners and consuming herbs blessed by God to reduce fever. In fact, even today these lifestyle choices are likely to help you to be healthier, since antibiotics do not cure viruses, resistant bacteria are on the rise and medicine only steps in once you are already sick.
      Yes and no. The religious instructions are no different from what you would expect from humans with a bronze-age knowledge of disease. The sum of the medical knowledge in religious scripture is really poor and the only thing that you can conclude is that if it was divinely inspired it was by either a clueless God or a malevolent one that gave pretty useless advice which condemned millions to suffering and death. Scripture has had zero predictive success in medicine as well as science. That's why new medicine is developed in labs and through experiment and not by reading any of the holy books. Nothing practical found in the holy books exceeds the knowledge of the time when they appeared - and you have to admit that we have learned quite a bit more about the world since then.

      In some specific cases, folk intuition has been proven wrong. However, many more ancient observations are accepted by current science without any controversy, or are expanded upon rather than refuted. In many cases, science has come a full circle to support tradition. For decades, scientists claimed that baby formula is as good as breast feeding, while it was obvious to anyone with any degree of intuition that this would not be true. Now there is scientific proof that formula fed babies are less intelligent and fall sick more. Insurance companies now accept acupuncture as mainstream treatment for pain. We really shouldn't discard persistent wisdom that survived for thousands of years without evidence. It will not be very scientific :-)
      I think you said it quite well in the second sentence: "many more ancient observations are accepted by current science without any controversy". Observations, as opposed to mystic revelation. Yes, people have relied on observation of nature and experimentation with it for a long time. And not all their conclusions were wrong. But that is the scientific approach which is very different from faith. The point however is that ancient theories were based on the sum of the knowledge of the time. They were ok for many simple things but failed on speculation about more complex things.

      Consciousness is a very complex thing - we know that from studying the brain. The chance that a Middle East bronze age tribe got something sensible to say about it is well, not very good. Indeed, if you check the bible you won't find anything that correlates to modern neuroscience. And although we are far from having a complete theory of human consciousness, we are also far from being in the dark. We know for instance how to alter the brain's operations using drugs and physical interaction in such a way that the person loses consciousness or loses basic self-awareness - just to take two simple examples. From studies of people with brain injuries and from the studies of fundamental brain operation we have mapped out many functions that are a subset of what we usually call consciousness. And needless to say, to make those discoveries no religious texts were consulted - as folk wisdom of the bronze age does not have anything sensible to say on how the brain works.

    15. Re:And who.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assume no God and ask who created man? The answer is no one. Assume God, and ask who created Him, and the answer is now someone? Why does God need a creator, but humans don't? The question of 'who created God' is pretty irreverent.
      No. Assume no God and a dumb optimization process called evolution through natural selection created man. Assume God intelligently created man and you have to explain the creation of that intelligence. You now have to explain how an intelligent god came to exist - something more difficult than explaining the origins of man. You could assert that God evolved by the process of natural selection, but that would make him just an extraterrestrial alien. In that case no intelligent entity is needed for the creation of the entity called God, but I don't think many religious people would subscribe to that. And since there is no evidence of an intelligent god entity, natural or supernatural, the whole discussion is pretty pointless.

      There are those that think that the process of evolution was started and influenced by a deity, but that would have to be a very lazy deity that did a minimum of work and in such a fashion that he made his own existence unnecessary. But again, it's a fairly pointless discussion as there is no evidence to base it on.

    16. Re:And who.. by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Scientific consensus was perfectly fine with the steady state theory for several generations. It implied a universe that didn't need a creator, and had no moment of creation. Nobody said "Hey, this steady State thing is unscientific - it has no origin, and EVERYTHING has to have one". There's simply no rule in science that all things have to have an origin. People want to know the origin of the universe because something at least approximately like the Big Bang seems to be true, based on evidence. A Big Bang universe is a scientific theory that seems to have limits implying an origin or source.
              So what's with this "Who created God? If you say Nobody, you're being unscientific!" routine? If that were true, then Science should have categorically rejected the Steady State as automatically unscientific, and scientists were wrong to wait for the discovery of the Cosmic Microwave Background to settle the debate, and Penzias and Wilson don't deserve that Nobel because they didn't disprove a major scientific theory - there was never a real doubt.

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    17. Re:And who.. by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      While I think this is a valid philosophical question, if God created the entire universe (and therefore God exists outside our universe), then we have absolutely no scientific way to explore that area, and since we only know what God has chosen to reveal to us about Himself, no religious way to explore it either. I don't view this as a problem. Presumably, once we've reached Heaven and will have unfettered access to God, we'll be able to ask Him ourselves.

      It should also be noted that God exists outside of our linear time, therefore there is no concept of "before" creation. God wasn't created in the same sense that we were; we have a beginning, because we exist within linear time. God has no beginning in that sense, because God exists outside of time, so our usual concept of "beginning" doesn't apply.

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  38. Galileo? How about Bruno by number6x · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Bruno suggested that there could be an infinite number of worlds and that they could be inhabited by intelligent life.

    For this they burned him at the stake.

    Galileo was only 'shown the instruments' of torture and placed under house arrest.

    Bruno is the guy they need to apologize to!

    1. Re:Galileo? How about Bruno by moderatorrater · · Score: 1

      I'm sure he's really pissed off right now that they haven't apologized.

    2. Re:Galileo? How about Bruno by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      They burned lots of other people too.

    3. Re:Galileo? How about Bruno by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      Galileo was only 'shown the instruments' of torture and placed under house arrest.

      By 'shown' do you mean 'forcefully inserted into one's bottom'?

    4. Re:Galileo? How about Bruno by yters · · Score: 1

      From your link: "It is often maintained that Bruno was executed because of his Copernicanism and his belief in the infinity of inhabited worlds. In fact, we do not know the exact grounds on which he was declared a heretic because his file is missing from the records. Scientists such as Galileo and Johannes Kepler were not sympathetic to Bruno in their writings."

    5. Re:Galileo? How about Bruno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bruno suggested that there could be an infinite number of worlds and that they could be inhabited by intelligent life.

      For this they burned him at the stake.

      Galileo was only 'shown the instruments' of torture and placed under house arrest.

      Bruno is the guy they need to apologize to!

      You sure?
      I thought it was Nicolas of Cusa who said that and was quoted by Bruno. Nicolas was a cardinal in the Church and was very highly respected. People come up with many reasons why Bruno was executed but this one doesn't make sense.
    6. Re:Galileo? How about Bruno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bruno suggested that there could be an infinite number of worlds and that they could be inhabited by intelligent life.

      For this they burned him at the stake.

      Huh? The very article that you linked explicitly disagrees with that viewpoint!

      It is often maintained that Bruno was executed because of his Copernicanism and his belief in the infinity of inhabited worlds. In fact, we do not know the exact grounds on which he was declared a heretic because his file is missing from the records. Scientists such as Galileo and Johannes Kepler were not sympathetic to Bruno in their writings.

      Maybe you should look for a more biased article to link instead...
    7. Re:Galileo? How about Bruno by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To quote the Catholic Encyclopedia:
      "Bruno was not condemned for his defence of the Copernican system of astronomy, nor for his doctrine of the plurality of inhabited worlds, but for his theological errors, among which were the following: that Christ was not God but merely an unusually skilful magician, that the Holy Ghost is the soul of the world, that the Devil will be saved, etc."

      While this won't make much sense to you, to a Catholic, since the first one was intrinsic to the faith, that last one was defined dogmatically in the 5th C, there's really no excuse for obstinate denial and continuing to teach it when the Inquisition tells you to stop, you say you're going to stop, then you don't stop (n.b. you are only killed for heresy if you are a "relapsed heretic").

      Now, from a modern mindset, it's not at all unreasonable to question his execution on those grounds, but in a period and a mindset where there was no separation of Church and State, where there were relatively few voices that could make themselves heard, and you felt compelled to stop his teaching this for the public good, why exactly would you do something else?

      We live in a world of a plurality of voices, and a large amount of pseudo-authority that we can see through and ignore. But, still, look at all the people who think the Bush administration planned 9/11 or that the CIA created aids to kill black people, or that aliens will come back on a comet and take everybody to heaven. People will believe goofy stuff to their own detriment, and it can be infectious, turning perfectly good people into rather insane people. Previous centuries had no patience with those who were both loud and stupid and mislead people into accepting such positions, so they killed them.

      And, seriously, do you honestly believe that Bruno's "infinite number of worlds" has anything to do with the Wheeler-Everett hypothesis (which you will grant is a hypothesis and not a fact)? Part of the problem is that Bruno was asserting a fact, and given his entire lack of datum, a goofy fact. On this subject, among many others, Bruno was, in the classical definition, an idiot.

      I'm reminded of a perfectly normal scientist who, on reviewing Bruno's work, suggested that they should have burned him as a heretic to science instead of one of religion.

    8. Re:Galileo? How about Bruno by syousef · · Score: 1

      Galileo was only 'shown the instruments' of torture and placed under house arrest.

      Well it was a little more than that. For starters it was house arrest for the rest of his life. Next he was coerced into recanting what he'd said. His life work was banned.

      I grant you he wasn't torchered on the rack based on what we know but he didn't get away with it lightly.

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    9. Re:Galileo? How about Bruno by Artifakt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The thing is, Galileo got the exact same punishment we still use today for his crime, no worse. The only difference is, he committed his crime against Religious authorities and not Secular ones.
            G. was asked to write a defense of his position, in the proper Latin, and submit it to the church. Instead he wrote the defense in Italian so that the average guy could read it, and attempted to make it available to the public before the trial was over. What do we do to people today when a judge gives them some interogatives and they release their answers to the press in an attempt to influence the trial? Right, we find them in contempt and lock them up.
            G. used a character named Simplicio in his dialog, and put words that had been used by some of the church authorities in that character's mouth. He picked quotes that were easy to abuse or make fun of, left out a lot of points that were harder to deal with, and the whole work arguably became a straw man attack. What do most modern judges do if you misquote what they say in court? And what if you said the name you gave a character representing them was only because they claimed their view was simple, but the name you used actually best translated to "simpleton"? What would most judges do today to somebody who publicly called them simpletons and then tried to feed them a line of BS about why? Right, they take people like that, and lock them up.
              It's called contempt of court, and it can have an unlimited sentence right now in the present day, as in telling a reporter they will stay locked up until they name their source, however long it takes. You can argue, and I would, that a spiritual institution shouldn't have the power to be conducting courts or censoring publications at all, but the response the church gave snowballed into serious consequences because Galileo made it into a pissing contest first.

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    10. Re:Galileo? How about Bruno by ArAgost · · Score: 1

      The main reason because Galileo wasn't killed but put under arrest is that at the time of the trial he was already quite old.

    11. Re:Galileo? How about Bruno by jstott · · Score: 1

      Bruno suggested that there could be an infinite number of worlds and that they could be inhabited by intelligent life.

      Bruno may or may not have suggested this, but he was burned at the stake for his theological and occult views, not his scientific views (see Wikipedia).

      -JS

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    12. Re:Galileo? How about Bruno by uncreativeslashnick · · Score: 1

      Please allow me to correct what I believe is your misunderstanding of the legal system, at least in the U.S. There is no law against releasing any information about a trial to the public before or after the trial. What is illegal is jury tampering. Unlike the Roman Catholic church, in the U.S. we have a jury system and it is possible to taint the jury pool by attempting to generate press coverage in one party's favor. In such cases, a judge can do a couple of different things to protect the intergity of the system, such as a gag order to prevent release of information until the trial ends, or transfer the case to a different jurisdiction (i.e. different jury pool). There is absolutely no bar against releasing information after the trial is over. And nothing has to be translated into Latin.

      I believe that part of your problem appears to be that you don't know what "contempt of court" means. It means that the judge gave you an order and you disobeyed it. It is also subject to review by a court of appeals, so it's not like a judge can just order you to do whatever he damn well pleases.

      Once you are out of the courtroom, you can say whatever you want about the judge, make fun of his hair, or misquote him to your heart's content. None of that is contempt of court.

      In regards to a reporter being ordered by a court to name it's source, well yeah, that's contempt of court. But don't blame the judge, he's just doing his job by following the law. The problem is that your Congress, duly elected by you, has not seen fit to pass any law protecting a reporter from having to reveal his sources. So yes, a court can order a report to reveal his source, just like a court can order any party to turn over information relevant to ongoing litigation. If the court didn't have that power, nobody would be able to litigate anything, because everyone would just refuse to testify.

      In short, none of your examples are anything like what happened to Galileo, though they are interesting non-sequiturs.

    13. Re:Galileo? How about Bruno by syousef · · Score: 1

      G. was asked to write a defense of his position, in the proper Latin, and submit it to the church. Instead he wrote the defense in Italian so that the average guy could read it, and attempted to make it available to the public before the trial was over. What do we do to people today when a judge gives them some interogatives and they release their answers to the press in an attempt to influence the trial? Right, we find them in contempt and lock them up.

      No worse you say??? When exactly was the last time you heard of a western court giving a life sentence for contempt of court? How about threatening to torcher and/or mutilate you?

      G. used a character named Simplicio in his dialog, and put words that had been used by some of the church authorities in that character's mouth. He picked quotes that were easy to abuse or make fun of, left out a lot of points that were harder to deal with, and the whole work arguably became a straw man attack. What do most modern judges do if you misquote what they say in court?

      They don't threaten you with state sanctioned torcher, suppress your life's work, and imprison you for life.

      You have no perspective on the degree of the punishment that was dealt out to Galileo. Even after being forced to recant, he spent the rest of his life under house arrest. Not even remotely comparable. Galileo was foolish to do what he did, but he didn't deserve to pay for it the way he did, and you should have a little more respect for a guy who advanced science the way he did than to compare him to a modern thug on criminal charges. He may have been a flawed arrogant, and even socially inept man but he also did something great.

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    14. Re:Galileo? How about Bruno by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      The 'court' in G's case, specifically enjoined him to write an answer in the court Latin of the time, and not to use the venacular, and denied him permission to publish the venacular version until the debate was resolved. Ergo, he did face a court directive already in place by a judge (or rough equivalent), and he did violate it. In fact, he also had, and took advantage of an appeals process, although it was to the Pope and not a superior court. I believe that part of your problem is you do not know the actual history of the event, and the other part is you lack the ability to Google.
          In short, don't go correcting people's misunderstandings. accusing people of ignorance of basic facts involved and otherwise acting like a Weisenheimer unless you actually have some understanding of those facts. It makes you look like you are educated above your actual intelligence. (You are, you know. Sorry to have to break it to you.)

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    15. Re:Galileo? How about Bruno by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Western courts routinely give indeterminate sentences for contempt. 'Until you reveal your sources' is, at least in theory, for life if the reporter continues to refuse. And you should have a little more respect for the modern journalists who have faced years over contempt charges than to call them all thugs.
            Plus, the secular courts of that era routinely gave people sentences such as being hung upside down and sawed in half vertically, crotch first, for offenses that would barely merit a fine today. Complaints about church 'justice' that don't also take what such state 'justice' was into account, trivialize the deaths of tens of millions by such means.
            See, twisting someone's words to justify your attack of righteous indignation is easy, and if you do it to me I will cut you off at the kneecaps. Now about that word you use, "torcher" - you do know that the spell-checker isn't fixing that one for you, don't you?

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  39. Calvin and Hobbes already Proved it! by science_gone_bad · · Score: 2, Funny

    I have a panel from a Calvin and Hobbes strip that says it best:

    Calvin says "The best proof for the existance of alien life is the fact that none of it has ever tried to contact us!"

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    1. Re:Calvin and Hobbes already Proved it! by smolloy · · Score: 1
      I think it goes,

      Calvin says "The best proof for the existence of intelligent life is the fact that none of it has ever tried to contact us!"

  40. Just change the rules by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    That is one problem with religion, its absolute, unless reality slaps it in the face and it 'adapts' to adjust.

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    1. Re:Just change the rules by cowscows · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of religious people out there who would freely admit that they aren't absolutely 100% certain about much of anything, not even about some of the basic questions that religion tries to answer. While you can always find loud and obnoxious individuals who will proudly tell you how they have all the answers and how they completely understand God's will, people like that generally have agendas beyond the basic premise of religion (a search for answers to some of life's hard questions).

      And religion isn't alone in having loud-mouth assholes that feel the need to tell everyone else how wrong they are. Science, at its most abstract level, should be immune to such things. But all the science I've ever seen has been practiced by human beings, and history records many plenty smart scientists making bold and absolute proclamations that ended up being quite wrong. It's more a condition of humanity than religion.

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  41. Though I'm Not Catholic by oskard · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I find it offensive that some people are still implying that God is /unable/ to create extraterrestrial life.

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    1. Re:Though I'm Not Catholic by geekoid · · Score: 1

      I find it offensive that you think there is a God.

      Such is life.

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    2. Re:Though I'm Not Catholic by oskard · · Score: 1

      I don't 'think' there is a God. It is insulting to my intelligence when one believes in an all-powerful omnipresent being, but claims he is unable to create life throughout the Universe.

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  42. In related news... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...the Flat Earth society has just announced that there might be alien life "after and slightly beneath the fringes".

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    1. Re:In related news... by servognome · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't the giant turtles constitute alien life

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    2. Re:In related news... by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      Only if there are an infinite number of them.

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    3. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean A'tuin and the 4 elephants that carry the world through the void of space?

  43. Re:This is so not news by gnick · · Score: 5, Funny

    This isn't news inside of Slashdot, and it certainly isn't news outside of Slashdot. On a related note - I have nothing to say and thought that you all may enjoy it if I shared that fact with you. No need to thank me.
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  44. Alien life was thought of long ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Catholics debated alien life and the concept of Christ visiting each alien civilization, long ago. Would they suffer from original sin? Would they need Christ? etc.

    They Catholics had this debate in the 15th centuries.
    The issue was, if there is alien life, how did God treat them?
    There is nothing precluding alien life in Christian doctrine.

    Just because alien life has come into vogue with modern SciFi, doesn't mean the church didn't address this, get bored with, and move on long ago.

    1. Re:Alien life was thought of long ago by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      There's nothing specifically precluding evolution, homosexuality as a non-sin, condom use as cool, the planets not being perfect spheres or female priests who can have sex either. Yet these are all things that the church either has or continues to oppose.

  45. what did you expect them to say by posys · · Score: 1

    it only helps increase their membership... Read about the "SUPERCLASS" here: http://teaminfinity.com/COMMUNICAE-12556.shtml and the role they will play in the ROLLOUT of the "ROBOTIC WAGELESS ECONOMY" http://roboeco.com/neila

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  46. In my 'hood by dedazo · · Score: 2, Funny

    We call this hedging your bets.

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    1. Re:In my 'hood by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Good call.

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  47. Whatever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God. Yeah, right!

  48. Not a new problem. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those are the questions I've always wondered about with respect to christianity and the "new world".

    What about the native people of the americas, far east, etc.? Did they have a Christ also and forgot about him? Are they less then human, so weren't worthy of salvation? Or just damned to hell because they were born in the wrong part of the world before the europeans got around to converting them?

    I'm sure there is a doctrinal answer to these questions - can anybody point me in the right direction?

    1. Re:Not a new problem. by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      There are two answers, as far as I understand it. I'm not a theologian, not religious, and this is vague recollection supported by wikipedia articles.

      Historically, the view of the church is that if a person dies unbaptized, they go to hell. But obviously that brings about problems, many of which you brought up above. So, there came the idea of Limbo, which is basically a place that's not quite as bad as hell, but outside Gods' kingdom. This was a place for unbaptized children, pagans who had never heard the word of God but had lived morally, etc. (and presumably aliens). But if you had heard the word and chose not to believe it, you still go to hell.

      I don't really understand all the theological issues and all that, but somehow this was not "official" and just something theologians worked out on their own, so as a Catholic you weren't required to believe in it. Pope Benedict "formally dissolved" this idea (not sure what that means), and the current thinking is that it's possible for unbaptized people that haven't heard the word to go directly to heaven.

      If you want a more complete (and surely more accurate) explanation, I would suggest talking to a priest.

    2. Re:Not a new problem. by Borathian · · Score: 1

      The bible says that God is compassionate, considering this it is most likely that those who never have the opportunity to believe either go to heaven or some how are reincarnated or something and are given the opportunity to do so, perhaps alternate realities or dimensions to give them the opportunity, after all life is pretty hellish would it not be fitting to return unbelievers into it until they did believe. obviously this is just speculation, tho it does bring up an interesting array of ideas.

  49. We, the House of Gelgamek Cardinals ... by MasterRat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Are thrilled to see that our Earther brethren have finally publically acknowledged our existence. Please prepare your altar boys for our arrival.

    1. Re:We, the House of Gelgamek Cardinals ... by Deus.1.01 · · Score: 1

      How come when i finally remeber a popular reference suited someone allways beat me!

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  50. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by clonan · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If god is omnipotent than he(she/it) can appear in any form (say a burning bush).

    Therefore god must have created us in the image of the only part of him that doesn't change. His morality, his way of thinking and his personality. We have a dim image of this immutable portion of god.

    Therefore aliens COULD look very different but still be created in his image.

    The only remaining question is how did they get so many light years from eden?

  51. Might be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There might be intelligent beings created by God in outer space even if there are none here on earth."

    That says it all....

  52. Who gives a shit by jhylkema · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    what the Catholic church says about anything? I am at a complete loss why, in the year 2008, anyone takes seriously anything these purveyors of bullshit say. And let's face it, most of the Church's teachings have been soundly rejected by the civilized world. Contraception is evil? Oh, and overpopulation isn't? Divorce is wrong? Well, except for Princess Di and no less than Mother Teresa said so. The civilized world has embraced equal rights for women while the Catholic church remains the leading vanguard of the "barefoot-and-pregnant" school.

    I'm sure the Xtian mods will bury this comment. The truth hurts, doesn't it?

    1. Re:Who gives a shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude... you think Slashdot will repress your opposition to religion? I mean, I think your remarks are overly combative and not terribly constructive, but Slashdot is about the last place you're likely to experience persecution being against an organized religion.

  53. Preparing Us For Their Return by CranberryKing · · Score: 1

    "It would be a devastating blow to our antiquated systems.." This is only true because they will expect us to be their slaves. The return of the Orion Empire. This is going to suck. Believe it.

  54. Science and religion? by Incredible+Elmo · · Score: 1

    Science and religion need each other, and many astronomers believe in God, he assures readers.

    Religion needs science because, well, religion is pretty bad at explaining almost everything that happens around us.

    But why does science need religion again? I will agree with science needing philosophy, but I don't see how any one particular interpretation of (simplified) philosophy and faith/belief therein can help science.

    1. Re:Science and religion? by TrekkieTechie · · Score: 1

      Religion exists to explain what science cannot.

    2. Re:Science and religion? by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      Name a few significant things that science can't explain. Then ask yourself "Are these things that science will never be able to explain?" If the only room for God is in the "Gaps" in science, then where does God go when we close the gaps.

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    3. Re:Science and religion? by chromatic · · Score: 1

      Name a few significant things that science can't explain.

      If by "science" you mean the experimental method, who was the 16th president of the United States?

    4. Re:Science and religion? by Borathian · · Score: 1

      Its not really that Science and religion need each other but rather that science and religion can't exist without the other, you see many sciences within religion and you see many religions within science, basically they are 2 sides of the same coin. The big bang for example, theres "evidence" of its occurrence however without being able to document the last 5 billions years who's to say that the "evidence" did not occur in other ways leading you to the wrong conclusions, which brings faith into the picture, namely the faith that you are correct in your assumption that the big bang did in fact happen, and it happened the way you say it did. The belief in something without definite proof otherwise known as faith is the single defining characteristic of a religion, after all you could just as easily call the Judeo-Christian, Islamic, Hindu, etc beliefs the God or gods theorys.

    5. Re:Science and religion? by TrekkieTechie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You'd be shocked how little science can actually explain. We know next to nothing about the history of our species, of our planet, of our galaxy.

      To paraphrase Bill Bryson, if someone were to take a pair of tweezers and pull you apart atom by atom, when the last two were separated you'd be left with a pile of inanimate matter -- none of which is alive but all of which was you.

      Science has no provable explanation for how the Big Bang occured (assuming it did), simply that it looks like that's probably what happened. Science can't explain how the 20 amino acids we require to exist form on their own, nor how they combine and fold themselves into the hundreds of various proteins we require to function, nor why all the thousands of processes that occur within a cell occur. This all appears to happen "just for the hell of it".

      As for there only being room for God in the gaps science can't cover -- I submit to you that if we were to learn everything there is to know about everything, we would become Gods.

      For the record, I'm a confirmed athiest and devil's advocate.

    6. Re:Science and religion? by Incredible+Elmo · · Score: 1

      I refuse to accept stories that rely heavily on having faith, as explanations. If that were so, than any religious person should/would accept Pastafarianism as a valid alternative (which, I know, was the point of that excercise).

      The point of science is to describe the behaviour of things objectively, whereas religion serves (but doesn't always succeed) to enforce "civilized" social behaviour by introducing a higher authority in our minds and thus making us accountable for our actions. Also, it serves to ease our minds that we are looked after by a Big Brother in the sky (well, in Christianity at least) to whom we can pray to influence things that are in fact totally out of our control, and to complain to when shit happens.

      The fact that many astronomers (and indeed, other scientists) are religious doesn't mean that the science they do relies on their religion. Rather, it indicates a certain quality of their character that needs religion to justify their existence, and rather than using philosophy and reason, they choose to resolve those issues within the constraints of religion and faith.

      But in terms of explaining stuff, religion is merely a rather outdated placeholder for parts of science that do not yet exist.

    7. Re:Science and religion? by A+beautiful+mind · · Score: 1

      I submit to you that if we were to learn everything there is to know about everything, we would become Gods.
      This is an interesting subject. A good opportunity to expand upon what the phrase 'god' means. Saying that god is an all powerful supernatural being doesn't really say much. Surely in order to claim all powerful, we need to define in what way is god powerful, to differentiate between 'infinitely smart' and 'infinitely cruel'. The whole god idea breaks down at this level, religions can't even define what god is. This is when religions resort to wordplay by saying 'God is love. God is energy. God is in me.' and other such nonsense. Religion is the mastery of ignoring logic.

      But anyway, I find it weird that religious people jump from postulating a god's existence to "therefor we worship god". Why the hell would they claim to do that and then later have the audacity to claim they have free will? Certainly as long as I have a coherent mind I'm never going to worship anything, ever. A god if an entity like that would exist would certainly have the capacity to make me worship. Besides, why would an all powerful being want to be worshipped?

      For the record, I'm a confirmed athiest and devil's advocate.
      A religious person would say you're repeating yourself. :)
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  55. Just remember that you're on a planet that is.... by kaiwai · · Score: 1

    "Pray for intelligent life somewhere up in space because there bugger all down here on earth"

  56. Diversifying your Income Base by palpatine · · Score: 1

    They're gonna need a longer stick for THAT collection basket!!!

  57. Do aliens exist? by leoxx · · Score: 1

    Is the space pope reptilian?

    1. Re:Do aliens exist? by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      God, that would suck -- if we came across an alien race lightyears away that had the same creation story and the same church, it would be pretty compelling evidence of a higher power.

  58. Plausible!=not impossible by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Informative

    It takes only the most basic of reading and comprehension skills to understand that nobody was saying that extraterrestrial life was 'plausible'. I guess that's expecting too much around here.

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  59. Re:Soo... by Cctoide · · Score: 1

    Now, now, don't you go putting words in the Vatican's mouth. They didn't say anything about Douglas DC-8 airplanes.

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  60. Why do I care? by lawn.ninja · · Score: 1

    The vatican is starting to come around, great. Why do I care? They have proved themselves to be an outdated monster in the same way the RIAA and the US goverment has done.

  61. So you're saying... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Scientology is based on Stargate?

    1. Re:So you're saying... by compro01 · · Score: 1

      or star trek.

      yes, yes, universal translators.

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  62. Re:Mythicalbusts by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 0, Troll

    Reached by satellite phone, God is quoted as saying, "The existence of the pope does not prove the reality of extraterrestrial life, but it does go a long way in that direction." Asked to comment about the pope's reported Nazi past, God assured the interviewer that the case was still open and would be brought up in any attempt to canonize "Herr Schnitzel, er, his holiness."

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  63. Galgameks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't we just forget about the Galgameks for now?

  64. It applies here too by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    For all the people (at least the non-Jews) living before Jesus.

    It is a pretty old theological problem, as far I know the "consensus view" is that there probably exists some special arrangements for them.

    1. Re:It applies here too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there probably exists some special arrangements for them.
      Don't worry, there are.
  65. How long did it take to turn this into... by VoxMagis · · Score: 1

    the classic anti-religion diatrabe of /.?

    That's the REAL question we all want answered!

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    1. Re:How long did it take to turn this into... by bugs2squash · · Score: 2, Funny

      surely this should be scriptable...

      How do I create an auto-flame script in /.

      It would save time and I might even get first post.

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  66. what about... by CaptainNerdCave · · Score: 0
    other denominations? how will this pan out for the catholic church (which is already distinctly different in their holding mary in a much higher position than other christians)? could this create a rift in the near-theocracy that we have going in the us? what kind of societal problems might this statement spawn?

    the recent pressure to revert masses to latin and now this? another radical new pope? i bet the catholic powers that be are glad they didn't make the same "mistake" that they did with john paul ii (choosing him at a young age).

  67. This is news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    No, seriously. This is stupid. The only thing that surprises (and scares) me is the reaction of the average slashdotter to obvious announcements like this, and that this reaches the news. Is it because you have so imbued the cartoon-strawman image of the church created by the media (specially porn business), that when someone WHO IS NOT DUMB says something that is common sense, you are surprised that the real thing doesn't look like your delusions?

    And for all those offtopic morons that say that the Pope is responsible of the pandemies on Africa due to the Church's point against condoms: the Church is also against extra-marital sex, and if you are determined to ignore the last point, what stops you to ignore also the first one? Are you hypocrites, or what?

    1. Re:This is news? by JSBiff · · Score: 1

      A few comments. I generally agree with the basic premise of your comments, but I have some feedback on a few things. . .

      First, in the interest of disclosure, I would like to mention I am protestant, not Catholic. However, to the best of my ability, I'm going to try to stick to constructive, neutral discussion. I would point out that almost every comment I'm going to make in the context of the Catholic church applies just as equally, if not *more* (in some cases) to protestants.

      I think the reason the stereotypes exist is because, even though not *everyone* who follows Catholicism, or maybe even *most*, there are probably vocal people in the Catholic church who hold such views (stereotypes, as bad as they are, generally do have *some* kind of basis in reality at some point). It is often the case that such people are the most dogmatic and pushy about their beliefs, trying to force them on everyone else. Which brings me to point number 2. . .

      "the Church is also against extra-marital sex, and if you are determined to ignore the last point, what stops you to ignore also the first one?" I think that, probably, the issues here are a couple things. First, education. I do not know if this is still the case, but I believe that historically, the Catholic church was against even *telling* people about condoms and that they could limit their risk of getting STD's by using them, because it was felt this was about the same as encouraging people to sin. Of course, people are going to sin anyhow, but there are those who believe that STD's are God's will for sinners (for example, Pat Buchanan, I believe, represents this school of thought). Again, I don't think that's representative of the majority of either Catholics or Protestants, though it certainly is true for a very vocal, and not exactly tiny, minority.

      Back to the point at hand, I think historically (I may be wrong here), the Catholic church exerted influence on governments, and just generally on the population, to not discuss such things, not teach such things to youth or adults. Maybe even make it illegal to sell prophylactics. So, the question is, if there is a way to prevent the spread of, e.g. AIDS, and some group, such as the Catholic Church, suppresses information about the way to prevent the spread of the disease, is it somehow unfair to then blame that group for the spread of the disease?

    2. Re:This is news? by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      Being against extra-marital sex doesn't solve the problem of STD's.

      Allowing the use of condoms solves it (at least to some extent).

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  68. Re:This is so not news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on, it's a slow day. Maybe I should've submitted it as "Laugh. It's a joke." But hey, this was my first submission. I promise you the next one will have more Star Wars and clusters of Beowulfs running Linux in Soviet Russia with Microsoft DRM.

  69. Re:Catholics and condoms by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

    Inseminates great; Less pleasure!

  70. In other words, we're the 0.91 release.

    1. Re:0.91 by setagllib · · Score: 1

      And thus far, aliens are vaporware. When we finally find them, they'll probably have far fewer features and far more DRM than rumored.

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  71. The Bible Is All About Aliens by MOBE2001 · · Score: 0

    The Bible is all about aliens (gods) and their relationships with humanity. The very first commandment is a warning against worshipping other aliens besides Yahweh:

    Thou shall have no other god before me.

    Apparently, those aliens looked at nations as their wives, the way a man might look at a woman. Yahweh seems to have known that other powerful non-human creatures were lurking around and so did the Israelites. The Old Testament is full of passages showing that Yahweh considered Israel to be his wife. And a jealous husband he was! Food for thought.

    1. Re:The Bible Is All About Aliens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No. The Jews get fucked way too often for Israel to be married.

  72. "created" through the process of evolution that is by justdrew · · Score: 1

    well thank goodness for this - what a joke that they have an astronomer.

  73. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by FelixGordon · · Score: 1

    The only remaining question is how did they get so many light years from eden? Or rather- how did we?

    Clearly the bible creation story isn't about our planet. Maybe this leaky work of fantasy/science fiction is more plausible on another world.. or in another dimension.. or.. nevermind.

    yeah yeah, -1 flamebait, whatever
  74. Salvation through Jesus Christ by gd2shoe · · Score: 2, Informative
    You may take exception if you wish, but they are given the same opportunities as we are. Yes, I realize this is my theology, and not yours.

    22 And now, after the many testimonies which have been given of him, this is the testimony, last of all, which we give of him: That he lives!
    23 For we saw him, even on the right hand of God; and we heard the voice bearing record that he is the Only Begotten of the Father-
    24 That by him, and through him, and of him, the worlds are and were created, and the inhabitants thereof are begotten sons and daughters unto God.
    D&C 76:22-24
    http://scriptures.lds.org/en/dc/76/22-24#22

    (Note that there have been a lot of anonymous posts in this thread. I should post anonymous to save my karma, but I wont. Don't mod me down purely out of disagreement. That would be childish. Post instead. I will remain civil.)
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    1. Re:Salvation through Jesus Christ by UncleTogie · · Score: 1

      ...and what if aliens came to us with their OWN scripture saying something similar?

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    2. Re:Salvation through Jesus Christ by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      I find your statement a bit ambiguous. You seem to be saying "what if aliens believe something different than us?"

      Well, there are four possibilities. Either: we're right and they're wrong, they're right and we are wrong, we're both wrong, or there is some unexplained way for both of us to be right.

      Of course, I'm not exactly sure what you are suggesting they are saying. That said, this is as good as I can do.

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  75. Re:Plausible!= !(!possible) by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

    My double negative parser segfaulted.

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  76. Word to unwise: There is no GOD !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no god. Except maybe the guy at the turnaround in sandels and beard. He looks like maybe he could be. ... more likely he's a vet. Don't believe the lies perpetrated by the man disguised as Sarah McLachlan. It's all a lie to control your stupid asseses.

  77. Even more amazing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is that there are still people that believe in some magic inviso all powerful thingy. Jesus, people are stupid.

  78. Re:This is so not news by jamstar7 · · Score: 1

    But will they pour hot grits over a statue of Natalie Portman?

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  79. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by Cruciform · · Score: 1

    Man, it's really going to suck when the burning bushes come to Earth to forge an alliance and somebody throws water on them.

  80. Belief in God is compatible with nearly any belief by stinerman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When you get right down to it, nothing can contradict that a supernatural being exists outside of it's actually appearing to us ... at which point it would become a natural being since we could observe it.

    I can believe that the only two people in the world are Steven Hawking and Darl McBride and that ice cream is made from grub worms. If anyone provides me with evidence to the contrary, I can always say "Ah, but that's just what $DEITY wants you to think!"

    The only thing a belief in a deity doesn't support is non-belief in a deity.

  81. God is .. a Bullet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a green plaid jacket on the back of the chair It's like a moment frozen forever there

    Mom and dad had a lot of big plans for their little man So proud!
    Mama's gone crazy 'cause her baby's shot down By some teenage car chase war out of bounds
    It was the wrong place wrong time wrong end of a gun. Sad!

    Shoot straight from the hip, yeah. Gone forever in a trigger slip
    Well, it could have been It could have been your brother.
    Shoot straight shoot to kill, yeah. Blame each other, well, blame yourselves, you know
    God is a bullet have mercy on us everyone
    They're gonna call me sir they'll all stop picking on me
    Well I'm a high school grad I'm over 5 foot 3
    I'll get a badge and a gun and I'll join the P.D. They'll see
    He didn't have to use the gun they put in his hand But when the guy came at him, well he panicked and ran
    And it's a thirty long years 'fore they're givin' him another chance And it's sad, sad, it's sad

    Shoot straight from the hip, yeah. Gone forever in a trigger slip Well, it could have been It could have been your mother.
    Shoot straight shoot to kill, yeah. Blame each other, well, blame yourselves, you know God is a bullet have mercy on us everyone

    Shoot straight from the hip, yeah. Gone forever in a trigger slip Well, it could have been It could have been your mother.

    John Lennon, Doctor King, Harvey Milk all for goddamn nothing

    God is a bullet have mercy on us everyone
    God is a bullet have mercy on us everyone

    Who the hell is Harvey Milk?

    1. Re:God is .. a Bullet by AgentPaper · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Harvey Milk was a San Francisco city supervisor (their name for city council member) who was shot and killed by another supervisor, Dan White, who basically went postal and killed Mayor George Moscone and Milk back in the late 70s. However, the jury gave White seven years with parole for the two murders, allegedly because he was mentally incompetent, but in actuality because Milk was gay and they figured it was one less homo to worry about.

      Two nights and a massive riot later, the bigots figured out exactly why they'd been worrying. (Evidently they were incapable of taking a lesson from New York's experiences at Stonewall.)

      Incidentally, People v. White also marked the first use of the Twinkie defense - in this case, White's attorneys claimed that he had consumed large amounts of junk food immediately prior to the murders, and wasn't responsible for any actions he might have performed while on a massive sugar high.

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  82. That is one cool thing about God. by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    With God, pretty much anything is possible.

    1. Re:That is one cool thing about God. by city · · Score: 0

      well He can't write code so poorly that it's unusable to even Him. Now go microsoft.com/careers or whatever that one guy's sig says.

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    2. Re:That is one cool thing about God. by geekoid · · Score: 1

      So God can create a being better than he is? a 'Super God'?

      Then he is a bastard for not doing so.

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    3. Re:That is one cool thing about God. by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

      Can He create a stone so heavy that he couldn't lift himself? :-)

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  83. We were kicked out of eden. by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1

    That is why we are on earth. After all look around you. Does this place look like the land of milk and honey. Hell even the honey bees are dying off.

  84. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Bible says humans were cast out of Eden. Perhaps if there are other intelligent creatures out there, they're still in Eden, and we are the ones light years away... hmmm...

  85. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by naoursla · · Score: 1

    The universe is a simulation running on a great cosmic computer that one might describe as God's mind. Another name for the pattern that makes up the software state of the universe is 'image'. Our universe and everything in it were created 'within' God's image. We are mental constructs created to explore the possibilities of what is possible. Because when you are all that exists it is fun to imagine what else there might be.

  86. Re:Catholics and condoms by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    I believe the Vatican did exactly this. Collecting sperm in the obvious way for the purpose of artificial insemination is taboo for Catholics. But I believe it's acceptable to use a 'leaky' condom that gives each individual spermatozoon a chance of causing conception while leaving a usable residue in the condom.

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  87. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The burning bush was obviously a hallucinogenic. ;)

  88. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by Ambient_Developer · · Score: 0

    Well, who said eden exists on earth? When humans were cast from eden, maybe we were literally cast from the planet eden!!! Which would make sense, a place where you never grow old? Earth like, terrestrial, with talking animals? This is gettin weird, starting to feel a scientology urge kickin in. Church is an institution to teach ethics to our childern no chase around little green men!

    ~matt

  89. The existence of alien life is plausible... by Stormwatch · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ...the existence of God is NOT.

  90. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by Derosian · · Score: 1

    Perhaps an all-power, omnipotent being can travel faster the speed of light.

    Naaaaah, that's crazy talk!

  91. Re:Belief in God is compatible with nearly any bel by Shados · · Score: 1

    Well, thats the thing... nothing contradict that -A- super being exists. But God with a capital G is a very specific one that is supposed to have had specific influence on Earth, and, among other things, made humans "special". That is quite a bit easier to contradict.

  92. The important part is the hope, cause there is no by ourcraft · · Score: 1

    faith in us down here. Look what he says about humans... "There might be intelligent beings created by God in outer space even if there are none here on earth."

  93. C. S. Lewis - The Space Trilogy by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1

    First of all, this is not a formal pronouncement of the church. It's not doctrine or anything like that. It's a theological musing. That said, it's a wholly reasonable musing. I don't think very many Catholic theologians would debate it, much less argue that it's flat-out wrong (ie, heresy). I also know he's not the first Vatican official to consider the question, even dating back to Lewis' time. Heck, it's something I myself wondered about, and came to the same conclusion. Alternately, a lot of theologians have fancied a pagan alien, who like mankind, is redeemed by Christ's act in Jerusalem (on earth), but not yet heard the Gospels. The Native Americans would be an example of a similar case.

    The statement amounts to "we don't know." Is it really "catching up to the Protestants" to say, "we don't know.?" If you're suggesting this as a measure of the legitimacy of a religion, I suggest you re-examine your values.

    However, the Lewis angle got my memory churning. I don't know what other works he might have had on the topic, but the Space Trilogy is a very good set of science fiction fantasy books Lewis wrote to explore the idea of aliens from a theological standpoint.

    He presents first a civillization created before humanity, met by a human space traveler. They went through their own sinful fall from grace, and God performed some unspecified act of redemption. Since then, they've as a society gotten past many of the turmoils humanity is going through related to violence and greed. In the second book, he presents a newly created civillization...a new Adam and Eve. As before, they have the free will to choose God's way or their own. They again face a temptation from a smooth-talking demon, but in this case the space traveler sees their plight and plays angel-on-the-shoulder.

    The third book returns back to earth and bounces around abuse of power and technology. It's kind of an odd fit into the trilogy, but still interesting on its own merits.

    I remember talking to one agnostic who enjoyed the trilogy, as like the Chronicles of Narnia, it's not overtly Christian. At the same time, it gives a lot of food for thought about Christian doctrines, in this case, original sin.

    1. Re:C. S. Lewis - The Space Trilogy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being able to say "I don't know" is a great measure of a person and even a religion...
      What would you rather hear.. made up nonsense to pretend that someone knows the answer, or an honest admission?

      If only this was accepted in other parts of life, such as politics etc.. then the world would be a better place.

  94. Re:Soo... by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

    Scientology may well be right.

    I tend to avoid hanging it on people who hold strong beliefs about the existence of aliens. Partly because I believe in freedom of religion and think it is rude to ridicule the faith of another, but mostly because religious nut-job whackos can be really dangerous.

    <tinfoilhat>... maybe this statement means that the CoS has successfully infiltrated the RCC and is a step closer to world domination ...</tinfoilhat>

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  95. Re:Infallible? by Max+Littlemore · · Score: 1

    Crypto! You are not authorized to write articles for the Vatican Observatory. Return to the invasion site immediately!

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  96. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by YuuShiSann · · Score: 1

    One answer is Relativity. More specifically, it should be General Relativity. As God's time is infinite i.e. from where we see His time is freezed, or His characters unchanged in time. Therefore, God should be sitting in a place where the gravity is infinite so that His time relative to us is infinitely long. If Peter is right, "With the Lord a day is like a thousand years, and a thousand years are like a day." (2Pe3:8), then His time may not be totally infinite.

    In the genesis of the universe, the gravity is close to infinite and the clock is running very slowly and it is where God is. The time dulate with the universe expanses i.e. our time runs much faster then God's clock. 1000 years in our time, to God is one day. Since His word is a constant with time, so we call His word the Truth as history revealing this truth is repeating in different time and space. It is the bible stories all about.

    If there is a structure to all these Truths, the structure must be exceedingly simple as God is unique & singularity ref Jam1:7 (who does not change like shifting shadows). In fact, this elegant structure is the Word Himself John1:1. It is Jesus Christ.

  97. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A catapult. A very BIG catapult.

  98. Re:Catholics and condoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Actually, ex utero fertilization is generally (although I don't believe officially) considered illicit because it to some degree separates procreation from sex (the theology goes both ways...the dignity of a human demands that their creation be the result of a loving act). The punctured condoms are for collecting samples for sperm counts, etc. Because doing this allows sperm to be collected without intentionally sterilizing sexual intercourse, it is considered acceptable.

    There may be zero chance of conception (for example, a woman who had her ovaries removed due to cancer), but having sex in that case is not wrong (assuming they're married, of course), because the persons involved are not deliberately sterilizing the act. They are not excluding God.

  99. God of the Gaps? by JSBiff · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There is a difference between something not currently being understood, and something not being understandable. I've heard people talk about this argument that, since we don't understand X, the only explanation for it is God, and call it the "God of the Gaps" - that is, the argument that God must exist to explain a current gap in our understanding of the universe. The problem is, science keeps coming along filling in those gaps. Yes, it usually, so far, has introduced at least one new gap for every gap it fills in, but the point is, our current ignorance of the mechanism for some observable phenomenon, or hole in our current theories (like the theory of the Big Bang necessarily raises the obvious question - what caused the Big Bang to happen? What came before the Big Bang?) does not in and of itself prove the existence of God.

    My point is, when your whole faith is based upon a gap in knowledge, there is a significant chance that the argument for your faith can be discredited by advances in Science. We may, quite possibly, in the course of time come to understand how to correlate "certain chemical and electrical processes" with "self-awareness". As for "We have no way to tell what happens to our 'souls' before birth or after death", currently we have no way to tell if we actually have souls. The concept of the soul comes from a faith in the supernatural. I'm not saying we do not have souls, but what I'm saying is, how could you possibly tell what happens to 'souls', when you can't even find any way to actually prove the existence of a soul? I can't come up with any meaningful theory of how many Unicorns it would take to move an object of Mass 'M' up a hill with incline I, since I can't prove the existence of Unicorns or come up with any kind of average force that an average Unicorn can apply on an object.

    1. Re:God of the Gaps? by iamacat · · Score: 1

      So, you are saying that if one can not study something through physics and chemistry, it is not worth exploring at all?

      Since I can not scientifically understand the nature of my self-awareness in the first place, I have to accept its continuation after death as one possibility. Just what happens to me then seems to be such an important question that it is worth investigating through any means at my disposal - studying writings of inspired people like Jesus and Buddha, collective/genetic knowledge of humanity, dreams of dead relatives and so on. For most of human history, people relied on such unscientific sources to answer questions about harvest or illness. While they have made some spectacular mistakes, most would be worth off if they didn't look at constellations in the sky to determine when to plant crops.

      If and when science uses gravitational waves extending to other dimensions to communicate with my deceased ancestors, I will certainly ask them directly about their afterlife experiences and abandon any preconceptions that I have on this subject.

    2. Re:God of the Gaps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since I can not scientifically understand the nature of my self-awareness in the first place, I have to accept its continuation after death as one possibility.
      Well, about as much you have to consider turning into a cucumber and being teleported to Pluto after death. Can you rule it out with today's knowledge? No. Is it reasonable to believe? Not really.

      In fact it's a claim that is substantially better than the afterlife claim - as it is falsifiable. On day we may step on Pluto and discover that there are no vast cucumber fields. No such validation is possible for a claim of afterlife.

      When you have zero evidence for a claim that claim is as valid as any other that has no supporting facts. In short: anything goes. And the chance that you picked the right theory from an infinite set of possible theories is literally zero.

      Generally people that have strong beliefs in something without evidence are marginalized by society. Few people take somebody that claims that Elvis is alive seriously. Yet if you claim to know that the universe was created by a specific deity that talks and listens to you and makes exceptions to the laws of nature if you ask it nicely - people say that they respect your faith.

  100. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    The only remaining question is how did they get so many light years from eden?


    Perhaps capn' Kirk can answer that for you...

    just a thought.
  101. The fall of man and the population bottleneck by tepples · · Score: 1

    I don't really think God would give Himself a physical body like ours that is inferior to many animals in many ways He didn't. Man was originally created perfect and not subject to aging, much like the Elves from The Lord of the Rings or Leeloo from The Fifth Element. But very early on, the motherfucking snake on the motherfucking plain convinced Eve to offer Adam a poison apple that planted the virus of mortality into their DNA. Still, a healthy H. sapiens was expected to live up to 700 or more years. About a millennium and a half later, there was a huge flood and a population bottleneck, and within a half-dozen generations, the inbreeding reduced mankind to what it is today.
  102. So ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the Vatican's got religion now? :-p

  103. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    god must have created us in the image of the only part of him that doesn't change. His morality, his way of thinking and his personality. So judging by most humans I have met, you're saying God is the biggest asshole in the Universe?

    I guess the mere fact that I must stroke his ego atleast once a week, matters more if I goto Heaven or Hell, then how I actually live my life on this planet would be proof enough.
  104. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    God really doesn't need to tell us everything that goes on in the universe, there's no reason why a book for humans about the creation of other species that we've never encountered.

  105. Oh the irony by CitznFish · · Score: 0

    /. labels this article as science, but it talks about God, the most unscientifically proven concept created by man.

    When did God create little green men? On The following Monday?

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  106. why is this news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some old fart in Italy finally wakes up to the probable facts about the universe? Who cares. We should not be giving this monstrosity called the catholic church more voice on our news feeds. It's times the church was marginalized, silenced, and fucked off completely.

    Remember, these fuckers still actively try to prevent (embryonic) stem cell research. And they actively try to prevent the use of condoms and other contraceptives.

    The catholic church is an impediment to humanity's progress.

  107. Re:This is so not news...2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On a similar tack, I have even less to say and don't care if you enjoy it or not. Ha!

  108. Just hedging their position in case there is life. by poliopteragriseoapte · · Score: 1

    I think they are just hedging their position in case life is discovered... because after all, if it's not this God, it must be another God, no? So better claim it all for them. Kind of like Armstrong landing on the Moon and planting an American flag. You know, just in case.

  109. Re:Catholics and condoms by r_jensen11 · · Score: 1

    Apologizing to Galileo, Hell is a metaphor, evolution is real, now aliens could exist. The Vatican is really taking their modernization seriously, aren't they?


    Next week they'll be approving a new brand of condoms. They're open at both ends ...

    So, the whole debate is open-ended then?
  110. I, for one, welcome our new Catholic... by my_left_nut · · Score: 1

    Gelgamek overlords.

  111. Not Quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    According to Wikipedia

    In 1924, Edwin Hubble's measurement of the great distance to the nearest spiral nebulae showed that these systems were indeed other galaxies. Independently deriving Friedmann's equations in 1927, Georges Lemaître, a Belgian physicist and Roman Catholic priest, predicted that the recession of the nebulae was due to the expansion of the universe. Looks likes Edwin Hubble beat him to the punch by about 3 years. Although he did do some good work including, an important inhomogeneous solution of Einstein's field equations describing a spherical dust cloud, the Lemaitre-Tolman metric.
    1. Re:Not Quite by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The history of these ideas is usually complicated. In some ways one could also say that Poincare (and Lorentz) beat Einstein 'to the punch' when it comes to special relativity. But although Einstein published his results later, his paper was better and was more widely noticed.

  112. Re:Plausible!= !(!possible) by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

    No trataron nunca hablar español,verdad?

    El doble negativo es NECESARIO.

  113. As any religious institution knows... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't matter if you can never be proven right..just so long as you can't be proven wrong either.

  114. Swoosh by ceiling9 · · Score: 1

    Right, because clearly we know everything there is to know about the universe.

    What's that sound? Could it be the sound of the entire point of religion flying over the heads of engineers and computer scientists?

  115. Re:Belief in God is compatible with nearly any bel by Borathian · · Score: 1

    When you get right down to it, nothing can contradict that a supernatural being exists outside of it's actually appearing to us ... at which point it would become a natural being since we could observe it. that doesn't make any sense, your talking about not being able to contradicting the existence of supernatural beings and then give and example of factualising them through the appearance of one which would become supernatural AGAIN the second it became non observable, I think you mean "nothing can VERIFY", because you cant contradict the idea of super natural beings existing because unlike matter there are no laws that we know of that dictate/define if or how intelligences without physical form can or must exist, in fact there aren't even any laws that dictate/define how intelligences WITH physical form can or must exist.
  116. True miracles... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They also argue that if you pray for something really really hard, the invisible man in the sky might make it happen. So which is it? Is prayer useless because god never interferes? Or is god an egomaniacal prick, who'll let thousands of people die for no particular reason, but will intervene in human affairs when you ask him real nice like?


    Neither, you lack perspective. God can bring the dead back to life, so it matters not in the end whether one lives or dies, but how one lives and dies. Prayer answers that request--the request to change one's life.

    If you look at the miracles in the Bible, a few were intended as signs and portents, but most were made to change lives and encourage faith.

    The changed life, not the healed body, is the true miracle. When many were fed from a few loaves and fish as a sign, we saw how many wanted only physical comforts and cared not one bit about the rest.

    Or did you not understand why Jesus would not call out for angels to 'rescue' Him from the cross?
  117. Re:Mythicalbusts by geekoid · · Score: 1

    The existence of Lucky Charms does not prove the reality of leprechauns, but it does go a long way in the direction.

    I'd mod you up.

    BTW it's Militia, not military. There is a difference. If it was just the military they wouldn't need to put it in the Constitution.

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  118. What's next? by Capeman · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The Vatican are trying to update their status in society because if they don't, they lose followers, I wonder if sometime in the future they will "approve" human cloning too by saying something like "maybe God wanted us humans to create clones", I don't know, they'll try anything to manipulate society, but let's see what happens...

  119. That's why God is Uncreated, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > It's the same old problem of infinite regress when you try to state that a complex thing has to have a more complex designer.

    That's why they call God the un-created Creator, isn't it?

    But ignoring that, couldn't you say that about our universe, as well?

    Last I heard, the best supported explanation involved a lot of things called branes that collided for no apparent reason resulting in enormous and mind-bogglingly complex equations, universal laws breaking and some really wacky space-time geometry.

    Is that 'simple'?

  120. Hmmm.... by StraightToPlaid · · Score: 1

    So does this mean their going to forgive Galileo?

    1. Re:Hmmm.... by edraven · · Score: 1

      Already done. No hard feelings, I hope.
      Actually, he was never excommunicated as is commonly believed. But the Church has subsequently conceded that he made some good points.

  121. Hmmm... by Dirtside · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah, well what does the Space Pope have to say about this?

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  122. We need some theremin music for this post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This goes to illustrate the irrelevance of the Vatican and all the old men in silk dresses that live and work there. It looks like they want to be first in line to recruit newly discovered alien life to the rapidly depleting ranks of the faithful. If "they" are out there and ever get in touch, they will be far too sophisticated to buy into such a naive system of belief that posits a mysterious supreme being as the cause of everything for lack of a better idea, or more likely, because it just feels better.

  123. There has to be life out there! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you think about it, I mean really think about it, you just might come to the conclusion that $RELIGION is a convenient excuse for people who cannot handle the idea that once they die, their "soul" no longer exists.

    Everything in our known (and unknown) universe, has always existed, and always will. The only thing that changes is the arrangement, and rearrangement of the tiniest pieces of matter, and energy distribution.

    The universe is absolutely infinite in all dimensions, including time. By definition there can only be one universe. There is no start, there is no end. There are no boundaries to the universe, there are no limits.

    If you assert that the universe has a date that it was born, I ask "What happened before that?"

    Something had to happen before that.

    If you assert that the universe has a date that it will cease to exist, I ask "What will happen after that?"

    Something has to happen after that.

    The moment that you say there are boundaries, I ask "What's on the other side?"

    Something has to be on the other side, even if it's empty space.

    For the sake of argument, lets say there is a creator ($GOD). I ask who, or what, created the creator? I can't answer that, can you? Someone, or something had to create the creator, or the creator would not exist, for the creator to create us, and the world we live in.

    It does not matter which school of thought you belong to, we cannot explain the origins of the universe, because it is not possible to determine a starting point. It's not possible to define an end point. It's not even possible to find a border.

    Of course, there are other life forms out there! No-shit sherlock! They are far enough away that it is not possible for us to detect them. We may never detect them. That does not mean they are not there.

    As a matter of fact, I'm absolutely certain there is some planet, orbiting a sun, with water, and life forms, just like ours. As whacko as it sounds, the definition of the universe being what it is, there is some other idiot anonymouse coward, just like me, typing the same crap on his computer, addressing the same discussion.

    These are the thoughts that either drive us insane, or drive us to religion.

  124. the pope by nguy · · Score: 1

    Rather than worrying about alien life, the pope should worry about the millions whose deaths he has been responsible for by interfering with the distribution of contraceptives. And I don't just mean Catholics, I mean people who don't follow his cult.

    1. Re:the pope by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because there's no way the Church's position might have done some good, right?

    2. Re:the pope by nguy · · Score: 1

      First of all, I wasn't specifically referring to AIDS. The Catholic stance on procreation is a much greater crime against humanity and nature than that.

      Second, the Vatican isn't promoting abstinence for health reasons but for reasons of doctrine and social control, therefore they can't take credit for beneficial health consequences. Organizations that are concerned with health benefits promote abstinence and still make condoms widely available.

      But as your comment illustrates, Catholics have no problem lying about their intentions, just another example of Catholic moral relativism.

  125. i'm having so much fun.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never get tired of discussions over how smart we geeks all are-- so smart that we feel the need to side against religion regardless of the topic. Those religious people are so much more dumber than us computer people. Oh yeah, and catholic priests molest boys. hahaha

    1. Re:i'm having so much fun.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure how serious you are but yes it is fun to make fun of stupid religious people. Yes Catholic Priests do molest boys and I really have a hard time feeling sorry for them because the priests are just showing the kids how much "God" loves them.

  126. Do they know about Jesus on those alien planets? by kaltkalt · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sucks to be those aliens... since they have no way to learn about Jesus (except, of course, the Gray aliens that visit earth all the time) all those extraterrestrials will burn in hell since they never accepted Jesus Christ as their lord and savior. Brings up an interesting question - what percentage of hell is human? With all those alien species being sent to hell by default, I bet humans make up an extremely small percentage of hell's population. Even the Greys that visit earth have likely not become Catholics. Though in that one episode of South Park there was one alien species that actually was Catholic. But that's just one species, and south park is just a cartoon anyway. Make believe TV shows have no place in a discussion about magical human beings and aliens.

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  127. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by ins0m · · Score: 2, Informative

    Oh, that opens up so many questions. I'll do my own take on the Epicurean riddle:

    If a god is omnipotent, then it follows that said god is omniscient. If it thus knows all, then it would come to the quick conclusion that creating natural beings with its morality would relegate itself to obsolescence.

    To wit: If a deity is possessed of nothing but righteousness, then we would already have heaven on earth, as there would be no sin. If, however, we do possess the same ethos and moral constructs, then the very presence of sin removes the ability for a deity to be all-compassionate, and so the promise of a blessed afterlife carries no weight. Or, better yet, the afterlife mythos is wrong, and we all return to the ether and dirt upon death. It's thus logical to ask, in all cases: do we still need a deity?

    If God is all-capable, why create more than one (possibly flawed) copy with different phenotypes expressing the same "immutable spirit"?

    If you're inclined to believing in supernatural origins, then each planet is an ant farm. Nothing more, nothing less.

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  128. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well considering that we all started on Kobol anyway, the real question is how did we get here!?!

  129. Distinguished sir, by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

    The article identified by the first link in your defamatory signature presents a scenario in which, contradicting a number of ivory-tower academic theories, the natural choices of ordinary people actually maximizes their return. In what way do you suggest this impugns libertarianism, which holds that the preferences of ordinary people should be respected as far as possible, and that they should not be prohibited from making whatever personal choices they wish?

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  130. in theory they don't need jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They wouldn't be affected by original sin and hence wouldn't need to be saved, or baptized or anything of that nature. They would be as like adam and eve before original sin (unless they have their own scripture that said otherwise).

    1. Re:in theory they don't need jesus by kaltkalt · · Score: 1, Interesting

      why wouldn't original sin apply to them? Or did god create them entirely separate from man (the obvious answer is yes, but I mean in terms of Genesis and the 'six days' and all that crap). Just because you had no chance to know about jesus doesn't mean you get a hell-pass for not accepting him as god, at least according to many of the wackier christians. Babies and children who die too young to learn about jesus go to hell. Retarded people who can't learn about him go to hell. Isolated, insular tribes who never met a christian go to hell. I don't see why intelligent life forms on another planet would be any different. They're analogous to a tribe of people isolated deep in the jungle or on a small island in the middle of the ocean - never coming in contact with a christian, the bible, or even so much as the word 'jesus' ... they still go burn in hell for all eternity according to most christians I've talked to about this issue. There's no due process for the heaven-hell adjudication. So based on the Drake Equation, I contend that hell is full of aliens. Only a de minimus portion of hell is actual homo sapien from the planet earth. Of course, each planet could have its own hell, or hell could be segregated by planet/species. Or religion could simply be a factor that precludes a species from being considered "intelligent" life.

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    2. Re:in theory they don't need jesus by Thanar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Just to bring you up to date about the Catholic Church's position on the possibility of salvation of unbelievers (including atheists & agnostics!): "Those also can attain to salvation who through no fault of their own do not know the Gospel of Christ or His Church, yet sincerely seek God and moved by grace strive by their deeds to do His will as it is known to them through the dictates of conscience. Nor does Divine Providence deny the helps necessary for salvation to those who, without blame on their part, have not yet arrived at an explicit knowledge of God and with His grace strive to live a good life. Whatever good or truth is found amongst them is looked upon by the Church as a preparation for the Gospel. She knows that it is given by Him who enlightens all men so that they may finally have life." (Vatican II, Lumen Gentium,DOGMATIC CONSTITUTION ON THE CHURCH, 16) Check it out: http://www.vatican.va/archive/hist_councils/ii_vatican_council/documents/vat-ii_const_19641121_lumen-gentium_en.html

    3. Re:in theory they don't need jesus by edraven · · Score: 1

      This is fun.
      Genesis is the story of the creation of life on Earth. Our Bible doesn't contain the story of the creation of life on other planets, probably because it wasn't considered relevant and might have been confusing. It says "God created the Heaven and the Earth," but note that it doesn't specify that He created nothing else. Adam and Eve were created without sin, but fell from grace through the abuse of their gift of free will, thus dooming their descendants to the burden of original sin. To say otherwise would be to attest that God Himself created sin, and you don't want to go there. Aliens wouldn't be affected since they presumably were also created without sin and do not descend from Eve. Christ appeared as a man on Earth to bear the burden of original sin on their behalf because the burden was too great for mortals to bear. We have no way of knowing whether the story of creation on any other planet in any alien Bible includes a similar fall from grace. Presumably, if it did, Christ would have appeared as an alien at some point to bear their burden as well.

    4. Re:in theory they don't need jesus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe alien apples are tasty too ?

    5. Re:in theory they don't need jesus by kaltkalt · · Score: 1

      That's interesting, as it contradicts previous teachings of the church. However, even this statement seems to mean newborn babies and toddlers will go to hell. They did not yet have a chance to "sincerely seek God" and be "moved by grace strive by their deeds to do His will as it is known to them through the dictates of conscience." Ditto for retarded people. But it does seem to apply to insular, isolated people who due solely to geography had not been conquered by christians or otherwise had christianity thrust in their faces. That would, of course, apply to extraterrestrials, too. Well, other than the Grays who have certainly been to Earth frequently enough over the past 50+ years to know about Jesus n' Pals.

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  131. Time to go to the loony bin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obviously everyone that believes in a religion is crazy/stupid/ignorant/gullible and something needs to be done about it. Religion should be outlawed and perpetrators placed in gaol or in the loony bin. They should also be made infertile so they can't spread the seed of ignorance and hatred. Maybe that's a bit much how about 40 years in a desert should do it. Imagine how much better the world would be without 40 years of religion.

  132. Christianty is only 1/3 of earth by aepervius · · Score: 1

    There is no reason whatsoever that such an announcement would be done to the pope first. Most probably scientific would be the first to know, military second. That would be leaked to your next media quicker than you can sigh. And if not6 it would be put a clamp on it , even if the price to shut people up would be to summary kill them. There is no other reason to think that the pope would be told first in secrecy other than paranoia.

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    1. Re:Christianty is only 1/3 of earth by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      There is no reason whatsoever that such an announcement would be done to the pope first.

      Other than the fact that a large number of first-world countries are at least nominally Christian, while some (e.g. the US) are lead by self-proclaimed Christians?

      I don't believe it's part of a conspiracy either, but I wouldn't write off the chance that the Pope would get first dibs on the info quite so readily.

  133. A non serious reply by aepervius · · Score: 1

    "The only remaining question is how did they get so many light years from eden?" that is the glass half empty point of view. The glass half full point of view is "How did they get so many light year from hell and purgatory ?".

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  134. Alien Life - God by v4vijayakumar · · Score: 1

    Alien Life Plausible - is it because, it does not contradict belief in God.

  135. They burned 5 years old kids by aepervius · · Score: 1

    When you reach the point that you burn at the stake 5 years old kids for witchcraft (well, they "mercifully" strangled them before burning them) then one could argue that even for the epoch they went beyond reasonable.

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  136. nitpick by aepervius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "So even in the oldest context, Evolution fits fine with the Bible." which would somehow say that the bible is the mass to measure everything on it.

    So it should read "the bible stories can be made fit with evolution (which we know to be a very successful theory at explaining all life today as we know it)". It is not that evolution fits, it is that the bible is interpreted in the light of evolution.

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    1. Re:nitpick by Forge · · Score: 4, Interesting

      There is a little more to it than that.

      1. Go throgh Genesis chapter 1 and write down all the different categories of life forms listed there in the order created.

      2. Go throgh a textbook on evolution with the list you wrote in step one and you will discover something very odd. Same order.

      Not only that but the order is counter intuitive. Specifically, everyone assumed Mammals came before birds ontil the fossil record showed otherwise.

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    2. Re:nitpick by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      So it should read "the bible stories can be made fit with evolution (which we know to be a very successful theory at explaining all life today as we know it)". It is not that evolution fits, it is that the bible is interpreted in the light of evolution.

      Both statements say the same thing, just from a different point of view. Who are you to tell us that there is no God? (I happen to think that's the case, but I'm not sure even for myself.) Can you disprove his existence? Of course not, that's the whole point. Can't prove it, either, that's why it's faith.

      Given that the Bible predates the theory of evolution, his statement is perfectly valid, perhaps even moreso.

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    3. Re:nitpick by agbinfo · · Score: 1

      Can you disprove his existence? Of course not, that's the whole point. Can't prove it, either, that's why it's faith.

      Maybe you can't prove that God doesn't exist but I'm willing to accept some proof that he/she/it does exist and so will most people. So yes, God can be proven to exist. That is, "gods don't exist" is falsifiable whereas "god exists" is not.

      Also, although you can't prove that "gods" don't exist, an independent observer should be able to prove that a religion is wrong. All major religions have been demonstrated to be wrong on multiple occasions. Belief in "gods" doesn't preclude the belief in alien lifeforms but it does preclude belief in the current version of the catholic religion.

    4. Re:nitpick by Yunzil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      3. Skip over Genesis chapter 2, which disagrees with Genesis chapter 1 :)

    5. Re:nitpick by the_other_chewey · · Score: 1

      Specifically, everyone assumed Mammals came before birds ontil the fossil record showed otherwise.

      [citation needed] ;-)

      Seriously - who is this everyone you refer to?

    6. Re:nitpick by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      Shh, they get mad when you point out the fact that they have two mutually exclusive creation stories in the same book...

    7. Re:nitpick by immcintosh · · Score: 1

      Specifically, everyone assumed Mammals came before birds ontil the fossil record showed otherwise.
      [citation needed]? Who, precisely, is the "everybody" who assumed this? Especially considering that before there was a fossil record, much of this sort of information would have been assumed from the bible, which would seem to contradict what you're saying... Can you name a prominent work wherein such a claim was made with any character of certainty? I'll admit, I wouldn't know one way or the other, so please enlighten me.
    8. Re:nitpick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's simple. You have an opinion, like say that you think that, "horses smell bad." You want people to think this way too. You could give extensive, "citations" denoting instances where it is clear that the source of a particular noxious odor came from a horse. This takes time. Time reading, and thinking, two things most people don't want to do. Not only that, it takes reading and thinking on the part of the ricipient of your rhetoric. Not too many people will agree with you that horses smell bad if you take this approach.

      A more effective way to do it would be to simply state that, "Everyone thinks horses smell bad." This way nobody can contradict you as, obviously, "everyone" thinks horses smell bad and they should just go with the flow and not ask for something so silly as a, "citation" or "research" to back up your claim.

      Another effective method, is to say that, "You think horses smell bad." Most people lack the will to resist anything but picking up a ten ton truck. Thus, they will believe anything you claim is in fact their own opinion.

      If you don't think these methods are effective, you need only to watch the evening news.

    9. Re:nitpick by Forge · · Score: 1

      No. What you have is two different creations of man.

      In the 1st creation "God made man, male and female created he them".

      In the 2nd creation God created Adam from the "dust of the earth" and "breathed into him the breath of life.

      This all seems a little odd ontil you get a little deeper into Genesis. Adams Eldest son (Cain) runs away from home and finds himself a wife in the distant land he runs to.

      Now it is conceivable that she was his sister but it's a little odd for the baby sister to leave home unprovoked before the eldest brother. Frankly, that would only happen if Adam was an incestuous pedophile.

      Far more likely, Cains wife was part of that 1st group of humans created on the 6th day.

      Sure there are a bunch of internal inconsistencies in the Bible. This isn't one of them.

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  137. Wrong example by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Although as a scientific I will be the first to agree that a lot is open because we don't have any evidence to start a theory on, the example you chose are not very good :

    "Science can't explain how the 20 amino acids we require to exist form on their own" : some experience were used to create many of those amino acid under abiogenic condition, if not all amino acid. The oldest of those is the miller-urey experiment which created 2 or 3 type of amino acid.

    ", nor how they combine and fold themselves into the hundreds of various proteins we require to function," we do know how amino acid are added at the end of a protein chains, AFAIK with the ribosome in the body. We do also know why protein fold in 3d and why this is important to their function. We do know how they evolved. What we don't know is how to predict function and form of a random protein from their amino acid constituent. We don't "know" either how the first protein looked like, although we have pretty good idea with polymerisation / physical globule formation of long amino acid and carbon chains.



    " nor why all the thousands of processes that occur within a cell occur. This all appears to happen "just for the hell of it" mmmmh. Care to tell us what many of the 1000 process biologist says what they are for and just occurs for the heck of it ? Cite please a few dozen specific one. Because it looks like strawman.

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  138. It's both by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 4, Informative

    Evolution is fact in the same sense that gravity is fact. We know it happens. There are things we can point to and say "look, evolution".

    Evolutionary Theory also exists ("The Theory of Evolution" is a misnomer as there isn't really one single theory, rather a lot of complementary and sometimes competing theories for parts of what might be considered, in toto, "evolution") also exists in the same sense the Newton's Theory of Gravity and General Relativity exist.

    So yes, a theory exists to explain the facts but that doesn't mean there is no fact.

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    1. Re:It's both by English+French+Man · · Score: 2, Insightful

      AFAIK, Evolution is still a theory. A very convincing theory, I do not doubt that, but a theory nonetheless.

      Exhuming a skeleton is not a fact that proves something about how life works, scientifically speaking, it is more a clue. Evolution is the best explanation found for all the scientific observations made on bones and live species, but it is not proven.

      Evolution is the most likely scenario (by far, because no other theory have so many really convincing clues) but it is still not factual.

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    2. Re:It's both by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, Evolution is still a theory. A very convincing theory, I do not doubt that, but a theory nonetheless.

      Did you not read his post? Evolution is a fact and a theory. From http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/evolution-fact.html :

      "It is a fact that the earth with liquid water, is more than 3.6 billion years old. It is a fact that cellular life has been around for at least half of that period and that organized multicellular life is at least 800 million years old. It is a fact that major life forms now on earth were not at all represented in the past. There were no birds or mammals 250 million years ago. It is a fact that major life forms of the past are no longer living. There used to be dinosaurs and Pithecanthropus, and there are none now. It is a fact that all living forms come from previous living forms. Therefore, all present forms of life arose from ancestral forms that were different. Birds arose from nonbirds and humans from nonhumans. No person who pretends to any understanding of the natural world can deny these facts any more than she or he can deny that the earth is round, rotates on its axis, and revolves around the sun. "

      These things are facts, and they were never a scientific theory. Scientific theories and facts are different things, they never progress from one to another.

      "Still a theory" makes no sense - it's a good thing it's "still" a theory, as the only time it stops being a theory is when it's disproven!

      but it is not proven

      And what do you mean by "proven"?

    3. Re:It's both by kalirion · · Score: 1

      You know that we have no clue what makes gravity tick, right? Anyone ever see any evidence of a graviton?

    4. Re:It's both by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      Actually, A scientific theory is a flasifiable, testable, measurable scenario that is actually STRONGER than fact. The use of the word "theory" by non-scientists is incorrect. The word they're supposed to use is "Hypoithesis" A theory is a system of facts that can not be otherwise disproven, a completely documented and testable model of an idea to which no contraditory evidence exists. We can not find any evidence to prove it false, aside from conjecture or faith in something else, which is unmeasurable, and thus non-falsifiable.

      Eveolution is a collection of facts, and new facts are added to it continually, giving the theory a higher resolution, but fundamentally, it's core has never changed. It is still the same theory we formed in Darwin's days, we just have more facts confirming it over and over today, and a better understanding of the underlying facts controlling it. (we have better measurements)

      Evolution IS proven. It has been measured within RECORDED history, not just within evidenciary history we've dug up. There is more fact avaialble than simply looking back in history. We've been measuring, seeing, and documenting evolution for 100 years actively, and hundreds of years of evidence exists in WRITTEN record, but just stuff in the ground. We have proved the fundamental rules governing it, and replicated it in the physical world. We have even created self replicating, self mutating, self evolving RNA strands!

      When we theorized quantum mechanics, we didn't say "this is how we think it works" we built a theory, over more than 50 years of research and study, and we KNEW how it worked before we could actually prove it. Prior to its proof, it was a hypothesis. Now, it's called a THEORY, and we're working with quantum dots, quantum gates, and building quantum conputers today. They don't call it Quantum fact, they still call it Quantum theory.

      Within the scientific community, "String Theory" is a hypothesis. An unproved, untested explanation that seems to fit on some levels, but can be contradicted on others. It IS NOT a Theory of science, even though "String THEORY" is it's popular name, made so by the press and non-scientific media. The scientific community does NOT formally recognize it as a THEORY.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/String_theory
      "Although string theory, like any other scientific theory, is falsifiable in principle, critics maintain that it is unfalsifiable for the foreseeable future, and so should not be called science." AKA, in common discussion it qualifies as theory only because we don't have the resources to disprove it, currently, but we know we can, and we know how, it will simply cost 10s of TRIllions to get a craft and science lab far enough away from a gravity well to test it. "String theorists have not yet completely described these theories, nor have they determined if these theories relate to the physical universe or how." aka, there's no MATH, no testable hypothesis. Yes, combining several other theories, we can build a basic model of string theory, but it is yet incomplete, so it's a speculative theory, not a scientific theory. Keep these 2 meaning seperated, and you break every argument against evolution.

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    5. Re:It's both by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, Evolution is still a theory. A very convincing theory, I do not doubt that, but a theory nonetheless.
      Well, duh. All theories are very convincing. When they cease to be theories, it is always because something has been found that makes them less convincing. "Theory" and "very convincing" are nearly synonyms.
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    6. Re:It's both by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should read what I wrote again.

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    7. Re:It's both by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      Well logical extrapolation would indicate that based upon the existence of gravity that gravitons exist. There are three basic types of energy, particle energy (the energy bound up within existence of a particle), transitional energy (energy temporarily stored by particles) and, gravitational energy (the energy generated by gravitons).

      Ya got gravity, ya got gravitons, can't git sumtin from nuttin. We really have to lose this whole self aggrandising, it we haven't discovered it it doesn't exist thing, history should have taught us by now there is a whole lot of stuff that exists that we haven't discovered yet or even figured out how it works.

      It certainly is interesting that a Vatican priest express a opinion that would have been considered heretical not all that long ago. It does make one wonder, what has occurred or what has been discovered that would alter that viewpoint or their willingness to publicly express that viewpoint ;).

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  139. worse religion ever... by mathfeel · · Score: 1

    when catholic officially embraces Scientology. Any day now...

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  140. Believable... by H0D_G · · Score: 1

    ...Because the church is well known for being an authority on science. Totally.

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  141. Re:Catholics and condoms by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    Who comes up with this stuff, whoever comes up with it clearly have too much time on their hands.

    If only Slashdot had existed earlier they'd have had somewhere else to waste their time and would be nowhere near as intrusive into peoples lives.

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  142. TFA says no original sin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the article from the vatican suggests that these aliens may not have original sin at all... They don't speculate what the ramifications of such a thing could be, however.

    Humans, in the course of evolution, are believed by the Catholic Church to be human because of the "spark" or soul that God gave us at the instant we evolved past Ape.

    So in a purely academic catechism sense, could we ever find intelligent life that the Catholic God considers on par with Animals? Would that lead to slavery or racism like when Blacks and Native Americans were considered "less human" than Whites?

    Or, are some aliens blessed by God like humans are? If so, do their souls work like ours without Original Sin? Do they have their own "original sin" to explain why bad things happen?

    Frankly, I think the Catholic Church opened a can a worms with this one, whether we find aliens or not.

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  143. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by Nathrael · · Score: 1

    "Moses! Moses!"

    "My mom had forbidden me to talk to burning bushes!"

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  144. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  145. Mark Twain said it best by vampire_baozi · · Score: 1

    "God created man in his own image and man, being a gentleman, returned the favor."

  146. 0 x 0 = Small Chance by syntek · · Score: 1

    Sure... Nothing X Nothing = 2x Nothing... wait no...

  147. Eternity is a very very long time by TheLink · · Score: 1

    Well if it "does not end" when you die, then I'd say eternity is a long time if you are still imperfect in your "eternal life" after you die. Way too long.

    The first 10000 years might be fun, maybe still fun after 100,000 years too, but eternity is a very very very long time. After a few trillion years do you think you can tell the difference between what you are experiencing and Hell?

    The prospect of eternal existence without being somehow "fixed/changed" by God (or whatever) so that I can continue to _enjoy_ it, does not give me a warm fuzzy feeling.

    Only a few religions address this problem.

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    1. Re:Eternity is a very very long time by somersault · · Score: 1

      Well, the way I used to consider it was that if God was there and had designated what I consider to be enjoyable, it would be pretty easy to fix me in a permanent state of enjoyment, or remove the parts of me that experience pain, disappointment, boredom, etc - but then I'd kind of just be a vegetable anyway. I sure plenty of people would still prefer that than living an eternity in their current state though.

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    2. Re:Eternity is a very very long time by TheLink · · Score: 1

      Yeah that's my point, eternity even in my "best" mortal imperfect state is going to stop being so fun within the first billion years.

      And if there really is no external party to fix me, I don't think I'd be able to fix myself.

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  148. The aliens' religion... by kinabrew · · Score: 1

    Assuming peaceful first contact with a more-advanced civilization, I would be interested to see the Catholic Church's reaction when extraterrestrials' religion or religions are explained and are totally different than the religions on earth, or if the extraterrestrials reveal a complete lack of religion and see religion as absurd.

    If such a civilization had a documented history of more than a few thousand years, it would likely have a devastating effect on earthly religions.

    1. Re:The aliens' religion... by edraven · · Score: 1

      Oh, yes, we had religion once, long ago. We discovered a cure.

  149. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by zsau · · Score: 1

    I was always of the understanding that his creation of us in his image referred to us having free will. That feature that distinguishes us from, say, Gabriel and Lucifer. Presumably other aliens would have it to...

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  150. Catholic + Alien SciFi by muecksteiner · · Score: 1

    The Catholic church and aliens is a topic that has been "covered" in literature. One really good example is The Sparrow by Mary Doria Russell; it tells the story of a failed Jesuit mission to an alien world, and, all sci-fi trappings set aside, is also a very interesting book from a theological viewpoint. A number of philosophical/theological points that the author tries to make in that book will probably only be comprehensible to Catholics (or at least practising Christians), but for those it makes a fascinating read. And for all others it might even provide some insight into the moral and ethical quirks of our worldview.

    A.

  151. Nothing contradicts god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing contradicts god. Even though the Bible says the Earth was created in 7 days. Even though they burned a lot of people who said the Earth was round. Even though they believe man is in the center of this universe which has billions x billions x billions of starts...

  152. More important than mere existence by franois-do · · Score: 1
    The important point is not to know whether there are intelligent life forms elsewhere. The important point is to know, if they exist, if they already use the metric system or if we should prepare to intergalactic wars in order to convert them to it.

    However, if these life forms are really intelligent, they probably already use metric. Or, even better, Planck units :-) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planck_units

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  153. The mormon chruch and its FLDS branch... by rootpassbird · · Score: 1

    ... have issued a press statement that only female and child aliens from Venus who visit Texas Ranches on clear nights in UFOs are allowed to be baptized as Mormon Christians.

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  154. Church2.0 by rootpassbird · · Score: 1

    I honestly think the idea of God having a physical body is kind of silly. I mean, I can't even be in two places at once with my physical body, much less everywhere at once. So it comes down to, what does "in His own image" mean? We like much of the creation story in Gensis, I think it is meant to be taken figuratively, not literally. But who is to tell the church this? And how many listen if we do the talking... That's why I'm mighty pleased at this favorable turn of events. Praise the Lord2.0!
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  155. The disk went bad during the initial cloning by rootpassbird · · Score: 1

    and so we were left at a partial implementation of the image with bad sectors at the top, middle (especially) and the bottom (er... ahem!)
    So you see, closed source is not a good idea even if you try to be so good and use disk cloning.
    God hadn't heard of hard disk crashes, you know...

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  156. if there is a god... by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    intelligent space faring aliens are more likely to believe in it.

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    1. Re:if there is a god... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      And we'd be more likely to believe they are it.

      (Disclaimer: I am Erich Von Daniken.)

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  157. then some stupid designer used photoshop by rootpassbird · · Score: 1

    to screw up (pun maybe intended) the image.
    That fool also messed up the cropping at the very top of the image, instead focusing on beautifying the part just below the top (of the image, you pervert...). A few blobs and brushes here and there got us variety and disparity.
    Had the guy used GIMP or TuxPaint, things would have been perfect, ya know...

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  158. if it provides provable (and proved) predictions.. by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    it is more than logical conclusion.

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  159. Atheism chat by Clueless+Nick · · Score: 1

    Richard Dawkins' website (The God Delusion) http://richarddawkins.net/ also has a chat feature for atheists.

    Visit http://smallpophypothesis.net/

    You'll need to register. Some mods there are assholes, but otherwise it is OK.

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  160. Boring is an Earth concept by rootpassbird · · Score: 1

    Really, why would I want to go to some magical place in the sky, where I could live forever? I think after a few million years it might get rather boring :) Not aiming to sound pedantic, but "Boring" is a concept on earth with this body and these brains. Outside of those bounds, the universe is so vast that merely exploring all of it as a tourist could take up all your millions of millions of years or whatever. Then you might want to mix things around and hack at those things for pure hacking pleasure. Heh... "Pure hacking pleasure" is also an Earth concept. In short, chances are, you won't have free time to "get bored".
    Seen the last MIB scene where you zoom out to finally see two mighty master beings playing with marbles, each of which are cosmoses in their own with their own "rules" and "laws".
    Zooming out could go on nearly forever, given the speed at which the Big Bang created things in such variety - everything's dynmamic and creation and destruction are daily "boring" business in the cosmos. *Real* space tourism!
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  161. Re:Catholics and condoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just like most clergy

  162. Pope on Big Bang by blank89 · · Score: 1

    The pope doesn't really deny science as much anymore. I'm not a big fan, but John Paul even supported the Big Bang theory.

  163. still fools by Tom · · Score: 1

    They still fall on the first test of science, even if they try to cover themselves in a science jacket the way a wolf hides in a sheep's skin: Their primary assumption ("there is a god according to our specifications") is not only un-tested, it's also non-falsifiable, and as such, unscientific.

    Logic 101 tells us that if you start with a wrong assumption, every conclusion you derive from it is worse then false, it's meaningless.

    Personally, I think these are just old men struggling to keep their empire up and running, like the RIAA or MPAA. They'll do anything to justify their faith, no matter what. And that's their second failure: They don't allow the option that they're completely wrong. Hitchins is right, the only question you need to ask anyone of any religious faith is: "What would it take for you to say 'I'm wrong, there is no god'?". If the answer is - as it usually will be - an elaborate wiggling around that ultimately ends in "nothing can convince me of that", just in more cautious words, you can stop discussing with that guy, because it's pointless.

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    1. Re:still fools by edraven · · Score: 1

      Logic 101 tells us that if you start with a wrong assumption, every conclusion you derive from it is worse then false, it's meaningless. As, for example, your assumption that religion and theology have any meaningful relation to logic or the scientific method whatsoever? No offense, but while you're demanding that others examine the basic assumptions in their world-view... Perhaps you could examine the concept that something could be meaningful without being logical or scientific. Literature, for example, and music.
    2. Re:still fools by Tom · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should've RTFA.

      This guy is arguing on astronomy which, last time I checked, just happens to be a science. You know, science as in "scientific method"? That's not a coincidence the same way "bank" and "banking" can mean a place to sit and the movement of a plane even though they share syllables.

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    3. Re:still fools by edraven · · Score: 1

      The guy you're referring to from the article is an astronomer, apparently respected in his field. I'm just guessing that that gives him some basis on which to discuss astronomy. But that's really not what he's discussing. He's referring to the theological implications of a certain field of astronomical study that is controversial. There's nothing about the science of astronomy discussed in the article.

  164. Plausible = Possible, not necessarily "likely" by StrategicIrony · · Score: 1
    According to Webster's dictionary, it can mean "possible OR likely". In every definition I found, I did not see "possible AND likely". There is an enormous difference between those two. In common language, "possible" generally = "not impossible", sorta by definition.

    To further clarify the common usage of the word plausible for you, if you dispute my reading, you may reference the "common usage guide" in the Webster's Unabridged Dictionary which states:

    Usage: Plausible denotes that which seems reasonable, yet leaves distrust in the judgment.


    For your benefit, I'll neglect your dastardly use of a triple negative which actually parses to the opposite of what you mean.

    Oh, I'm sorry. Are my "most basic reading comprehension skills" showing? :-)

  165. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It means that we can appear in any form too; hmm, maybe the switch is located somewhere behind the ear?

  166. God exists, but not alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So upto now the possition was that God exists, but was not alive?

  167. Re:Catholics and condoms by AxminsterLeuven · · Score: 1

    Next week they'll be approving a new brand of condoms. They're open at both ends ... And they're soaked in holy water, so the infant is instantly baptized at conception. A lot of R&D went into this, I am told.
  168. There is more to evolution than humans and bones by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 4, Informative

    As I said, there are things you can point to and say "that's evolution" in the same sense that you can point to a falling object and say "that's gravity".

    Things that are seen as it happens, not just digging up a few bones and constructing a theory.

    Those links are just the first two things I found from a quick internet search. However there is an abundance of such observations where evolution can be said to have been observed as a matter of fact.

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  169. If only it was that simple by denzacar · · Score: 1

    The only thing a belief in a deity doesn't support is non-belief in a deity. If only it was that simple.
    Nah... Even that part is covered.
    $DEITY believes in you even if you don't believe in he/she/it.

    After all... Christians alone had like 2000 years to come up with ready answers to any question that questions $DEITY.
    But the time or man-hours involved is not the issue here.
    Its the "The Wizard Did It" all-solving solution that logic can't compete with.
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  170. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by master_p · · Score: 1

    The very concept of 'creation' is not compatible with the concept of an omnipotent and omniscient God. The concept of 'creation' implies the existence of a time-space continuum, because creating something means to alter the state of something. But the existence of a time-space continuum that God exists in comes in direct contradiction with the concept of an omnipotent and omniscient God: if there is a structure larger than God that God lives in, then God is not infinite. It also raises the question of how this God-universe was created.

    Even if God and this time-space continuum was one and the same, the concept of creation means that the two dimensions of this universe (space and time - space is one dimension with 3 components) also exist in the God-universe. Which means that either the God-universe had a start or it existed for ever. If the God-universe existed for ever, why this universe can not exist for ever? if, on the other hand, the God-universe had a start, then who created it? both outcomes are problematic.

    Christians will now tell me that I don't understand God, and I can't speak for things I don't understand. Ok, I accept that, but I will ask them the same question: how do they understand that I don't understand God? by what criteria they can identify that my conclusions are wrong? what do they compare them against?

  171. Re:Mythicalbusts by Steve+Franklin · · Score: 1

    Jefferson's vision was of a Swiss style on-demand military with NO standing army. My point was that "bear arms" doesn't refer, as the National Gun-nut Assoc. would have you believe, to carrying a gun through the woods shooting squirrels.

    As for the Catholic Mafia who keeps modding me down, do you not understand that this MF was a Nazi or does it just not matter to you?

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  172. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The other question is what is their plan of salvation as if they have free will, they will be sinners like the rest of us.

    I believe this question was addressed in one of the final books of Arthur C Clark's "RAMA" series.

  173. Re:There is more to evolution than humans and bone by dimeglio · · Score: 1

    I would really interested in some speculations here: if all life is wiped-out on earth, I mean no dna left at all anywhere. If the planet, presumably being in just the "right" place in the solar system, could spontaneously repopulate itself in 2-3 billion years? Let's assume that the sun would not vary in temperature over that period. If the answer is generally yes, then why don't we see more evidence of "intelligent" life elsewhere in the galaxy?

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  174. This would serve to explain why aliens speak ... by objekt · · Score: 1

    This would serve to explain why aliens speak english in the movies. I mean we're all made in God's image, right? And God is an American, right? And God speaks english, so aliens must also speak it on their home planets.

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  175. Re:Mythicalbusts by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Jefferson's vision was of a Swiss style on-demand military with NO standing army. My point was that "bear arms" doesn't refer, as the National Gun-nut Assoc. would have you believe, to carrying a gun through the woods shooting squirrels.

    The right to bear arms is guaranteed. No restrictions are placed on it in the amendment; it doesn't say "the right to bear arms for the purpose of national defense" although it does discuss that as a justification for why people should be able to bear arms.

    Most significantly, the founding fathers felt that a revolution once in a while was necessary and inevitable. Keep in mind that this nation was founded on revolution. Unfortunately the purpose of any bureaucracy is to self-perpetuate, something that the founders failed to sufficiently take into account IMO (although they did a very good job in most respects, as far as anyone can tell. The USA is actually the most democratic society of any size ever... as scary as that is.)

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  176. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by clonan · · Score: 1

    I claim you don't understand through a flaw in your above logic....

    True we are in a universe that is winding down (entropy) and will eventually end.

    True, for god to have ultimate power over this universe he must be greater and or outside the universe.

    Question: Why must we assume that the place god interacts from MUST have had a begining?

    Now I agree, I can't comprehend what that would be like...but my personal inabilities DOES NOT mean that it can't be true. (Talk to most people about the specifics of quantum mechanics and you will find a similar sort of opinion)

  177. Finally! by Gabby+Johnson · · Score: 0

    I hope the Vatican will now soon cave to our pressure to have our alien brothers restored to their rightful position in the bible, starting with the story of Adam, Eve and Zoltar. Signed, The Space Pope

  178. Glory to God in the highest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and peace to his people one Earth...and on Naboo...and on Tatooine, etc!

    "From God our heavenly Father a blessed angel came,
    And unto certain shepherds, brought tidings of the same,
    How that in Bethlehem was born the Son of God by name,
    Oh tidings of comfort and joy!!"


    Yeah, I totally think there could be life elsewhere. God created the whole universe so why would he only want to create life on a single one of his planets?

    Paul

  179. Re:Belief in God is compatible with nearly any bel by nfk · · Score: 1

    You can never prove something does not exist. Nothing can contradict the idea of a super natural being in abstract, but then there is also no empirical reason to believe it exists. As soon as you come up with empirical reasons to believe it exists, those can certainly be contradicted. This doesn't detract from the possibility of believing out of faith alone.

  180. Space is Big by bareman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And time is big.

    Meeting alien life isn't just a matter of somewhere, it's a problem of somewhen as well. There probably have been and will be countless instances of intelligent life that just never traverse the same space at the same time as another.

  181. Belief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, Vatican believe in Aliens.
    But the question is: Do Aliens believe in Vatican?

  182. Re:There is more to evolution than humans and bone by FishAdmin · · Score: 1

    First Reply (to Parent): Okay, repeat after me: Evolution is NOT the same as adaptation. I am tired of hearing these two terms used interchangeably, especially in the Creation vs Evolution arguement! Adaptation is the natural process whereby an organism ADAPTS physiologically to it's environment. We're talking small changes here, folks, for specific purposes. The two examples you cited are GREAT examples of adapting, NOT evolving. Evolution is taking adaptation to it's illogical conclusion, that if enough adaptations happen over a long enough period of time, then suddenly we have two completely different species! No sane Christian will argue that God made creatures capable of adapting to their environment. What we WILL argue with is the thought that long-term evolution can be proven my short-term adaptation. There is no OBSERVABLE evidence for evolution, as the time-scale needed is too large, understand? Second Reply (regarding article): Actually, most Christian will argue that the Bible (our basis for belief) is great proof that aliens do NOT exist. The end of all Creation is described as being destroyed by fire after the Millinial Reign, directly after Satan et al are thrown into the burning lake. Another way the end is described is "All the stars of the heavens will be dissolved and the sky rolled up like a scroll" (Isaiah 34:4) Boy. that doesn't sound very fair to any alien life-forms, does it? If they are intelligent, then they sin, as stated in Romans (3:23): "Al have sinned and fall short of the glory of God." And yet, Christ never died for them, as the Bible is quite clear that He came and died only once: "For Christ died for sins once for all, the righteous for the unrighteous, to bring you to God." (1st Peter 3:18) The Bible also states that God is wholly Just, so wouldn't it be out of character for Him to create a race of intelligent, sinful beings, and then kill them with no hope of restitution? I don't know what "god" YOU serve, but the Lord God Almighty, Yahweh, is NOT that kind of God!

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  183. Arthur C. Clarke said it best... by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    in "Fountains of Paradise". The discovery of an extraterrestrial intelligence completely invalidates all of the Earth's religions on the grounds that the Earth is no longer the center of the universe and that humans are no longer the sole intelligence in the universe. These premises are the keystone of all religions.

  184. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by IcyHando'Death · · Score: 1

    Oh, come on. That's just so weak. Sure, omnipotence would imply that god could change form. It would also imply that s/he could change anything -- personality, morality, laws of physics -- whatever. How could any omnipotent being have an immutable (meaning it cannot be changed) core?

    It is possible you need to examine your beliefs a little more closely. If you did that, though, you might find that god and logic were as incompatible as imnipotence and immutability.

  185. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by clonan · · Score: 1

    Actually, this falls in line PERFECTLY.

    We are basing this on the concept that each of us has an immortal component (call it a soul).

    The soul is a reflection of God. The soul is the "image of God."

    To use a technological/sci fi analogy, you are not your brain in your body. Your consciousness could (in sci fi/future tech) be transfered into a computer. YOU would still exist...your body wouldn't. Your form would change but the portion of you that is fundamentally you would remain the same.

    As for Christianity and religion, I suggest you try researching the history with out pre-conceived prejudices. Christianity has more historical proof behind it than most secular organizations (like ancient Egypt or other river delta civilizations). In addition the internal logic is absolutely consistent and is actually a remarkable support for scientific exploration.

    If you can put down your pre-conceived ideas and actually do a real, scientific examination of the history and associated data you would find that a Christian type God IS the logical conclusion. The way it has been practiced is often messed up but the fundamentals stand on the tests of logic.

  186. Why busted? by Dareth · · Score: 1

    If Jamie modeled his "holy communication device" after the Ark of the Covenant, he just might actually make contact.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ark_of_the_Covenant

    At the least, it may well be a "shocking" experience.

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  187. Re:Catholics and condoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They already did approve a birth control pill: it weights 2 ton, and is very easy to use: the woman has to roll it against the door while the man is out.

  188. Re:Catholics and condoms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... not to speak about the surprisingly effective use of aspirin as birth control pill.

    The woman has to hold one aspirin tight between the knees. The effect on birth control is prolonged, and lasts until the aspirin falls on the floor.

  189. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Imnipotence? I think I had a boyfriend with that once... :(

  190. Misleading Title by afabbro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Normally when one says "The Vatican says," he is referring to an encyclical by the Pope or a statement by one of the chief offices. This a an astronomer who happens to be a priest speculating. He works as director of an observatory, but it's not like this is Church policy.

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  191. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by lazyforker · · Score: 1

    The only remaining question is how did they get so many light years from eden?
    Electronic thumb. http://hhgproject.org/entries/electronicthumb.html
  192. Downright wrong by aepervius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From skeptic anoted bible :

    In Genesis, the earth is created (1:1) before light (1:3), sun and stars (1:16); birds and whales (1:21) before reptiles and insects (1:24); and flowering plants (1:11) before any animals (1:20). The order of events known from science is in each case just the opposite.

    A few clarification why it is not the correct order :
    1) Bird were certainly late at the party after the reptile were created.
    2) Sun and star were certainly created before planet and earth (heavy element were created in novae IIRC)
    3) Whales are mammalians, a late addition to the animal worlds. Certainly came after the reptilians and insects.
    4) more damning as said above angiosperm are a late addition only 130+ million year old roughly

    Quote : " 2. Go throgh a textbook on evolution with the list you wrote in step one and you will discover something very odd. Same order."
    Only if you don't know when flower came into the evolutionary tree, ignore that whale are mammals, ignore that byrd are late addition too, ignore basic astronomy. Oh well anyway let us ignore science altogether , and you are right

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    1. Re:Downright wrong by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      the passages you quote don't exist correctly?

      "In Genesis, the earth is created (1:1) before light (1:3), sun and stars "

      stars->our solar system

      Genesis 1:1In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

      how are Suns formed? is it possible to have the elements gathered for a sun and planet without the sun novae? (asking, don't know). it's definitely possible that the "heavens" existed before our solar system formed (esp since we are not the center of the universe)

      "3) Whales are mammalians, a late addition to the animal worlds. Certainly came after the reptilians and insects. "

      I don't see whales mentioned? I doubt any early man (around time of moses) would know what a "whale" is?

      20 And God said, "Let the water teem with living creatures, and let birds fly above the earth across the expanse of the sky." 21 So God created the great creatures of the sea and every living and moving thing with which the water teems, according to their kinds, and every winged bird according to its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22

      "In Genesis, the earth is created (1:1) before light (1:3), sun and stars (1:16); birds and whales (1:21) before reptiles and insects (1:24); and flowering plants"

      Flowering plants are before animals/creatures, are you saying plants didn't exist before animals/creatures?

      "more damning as said above angiosperm are a late addition only 130+ million year old roughly "

      one species does not a damnation make, vegetation is different than narrowing it down to _flowers_

      11 Then God said, "Let the land produce vegetation: seed-bearing plants and trees on the land that bear fruit with seed in it, according to their various kinds." And it was so. 12 The land produced vegetation: plants bearing seed according to their kinds and trees bearing fruit with seed in it according to their kinds.

      the only point i see is birds seem to be out of order.

  193. Re:There is more to evolution than humans and bone by immcintosh · · Score: 1

    UC Berkeley respectfully disagrees with you. Or are you trying to pawn off the whole micro/macroevolution distinction that has no real scientific basis? I'm sorry, but adaptation can be precisely what evolution is. More generally, evolution is merely a change over time (not necessarily of an adaptive nature), nothing more, nothing less. Adaptations, I think we will all agree, are definitely changes over time. "Long term evolution" as you put it (again, there is no scientific basis for this kind of distinction) is merely the accumulation of many such individual adaptations. Or are you going to now claim that individual adaptations can occur, but prohibit their combination? Please.

    If you still insist on believing that nonsense, you might want to look into something called transfinite induction, and consider how it might be applied to properties such as adaptation. I think you may be (unpleasantly) surprised by its logical inevitability.

  194. Question to the Vatican by zorgan · · Score: 1

    I have one question to the Vatican guys : Did Jesus died on the cross for the sins of the aliens too ??

    PS : I believe in God the unique creator of the universe and all forms of life it contains.

    But I am sorry I can't handle the three in one shampoo theory, with a god that has a wife and a son and considers children guilty for what their late ancestors did!

    Get the facts

  195. Re:There is more to evolution than humans and bone by FishAdmin · · Score: 1

    I'm actually surprised that ANYONE replied to my post, as most non-pro-evolution posts get ignored, or marked "troll". Ragardless, thank you for having enough faith in your belief in evolution to reply! Open minds are happy minds. If you want to define evolution as being = to adaptation, you are welcome to. This DOES seem to be the secular view of things, but it glosses over what most of the arguement is about, and neatly avoids the fact that if it takes millions of years for a species to split and become incompatible genetically (thereby "evolving"), Science has an issue with proof, since the actual evolution of a species is not specifically observable. This also leaves you stuck in something of a rut: For an animal to evolve into a new animal, it would take a large amount of time for individual adaptations to add up. Therefore, there MUST be millions of years of Earth's history! And since there's millions of years worth of adaptations, evolution must be true! So, evolution proves millions of years which proves evolution? Sounds a bit like a circular reference to me! Observing small changes, leaping to the conclusion that this must be how every trait of every animal was created, stretching the earth's timeline to fit the model of evolution and THEN using evolution to prove the revised timeline? Hmm. And they say it takes faith to believe in God!

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  196. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by master_p · · Score: 1

    You did not understand my words.

    To create something means a change of state. The universe goes from state A to state B.

    Since there is a flow (A -> B), there is time.

    Therefore, if God created something, there is a timespace that encloses God.

    You are asking why the place God interacts from must have had a beginning...a valid question. Let's name this place the God-universe. There are two possible answers:

    1) the God-universe is eternal.
    2) the God-universe is not eternal.

    Let's examine case 1.

    If the God-universe is eternal, and since it contains the same concept of time and space as our universe (because of the concept of creation, see above), then the God-universe's entropy would be infinite, which would not allow anything to be created. Therefore, either the creation did not happen, or the God-universe is not eternal. Since we exist, it seems the God-universe is not eternal.

    So, we have conclusively proven that it's not possible for a universe that can change states to be eternal. Therefore, someone must have created the God-universe.

    This leads to infinite recursion, and therefore the initial proposition must be wrong, i.e. that someone created this universe.

    The concept of creation also leads to another issue: if God is infinite in all directions, can he create something so as that what exists after the creation is greater than what existed before creation?

    In mathematics, it's not possible to add something to infinite, and therefore one can not make comparisons with infinite numbers. The formula 'infinite + 1 > infinite' is not a valid mathematical formula.

    Therefore, an infinite God can not create anything, because if he did, he would not be infinite.

    So either God does not exist, or there was no creation. Since we exist, the only logical conclusion is that God does not exist, at least as we think God is (an omnipotent and omniscient being).

    Finally, the concept of omniscient God comes in direct contradiction with the concept of free will.

  197. Re:There is more to evolution than humans and bone by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    I would really interested in some speculations here: if all life is wiped-out on earth, I mean no dna left at all anywhere. If the planet, presumably being in just the "right" place in the solar system, could spontaneously repopulate itself in 2-3 billion years?


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  198. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by clonan · · Score: 1

    Your argument is based on causality.

    However even in our own universe, causality is not mandated. Some of the interesting features of quantum mechanics is that it can actually disconnect the cause from the effect. This even allows you to experience the effect BEFORE the cause has happened. It is only through a gradual summation of these strange effects do we get the universe we experience....and this is all in a universe with very sane and predictable rules (ours).

    Current theories show that a universe with our laws (which allow for our type of life) are no more likely than any other combination.

    There is no reason to expect that the "universe" god exists in is mandated to follow the laws of causality as we experience them. There is no reason to expect that the 2nd law of thermodynamics applies. As such, god could certainly have existed for all of time (there may not be time anyway) and at the same time created our universe. This is not a proof of god rather it is disputing your proof.

    This is all based on current physics much of which is already exploited in some technology (therefore more than well proven).

    Your argument as stated does not seem to have merit. Please update it if you like.

    As for your statement about free will. This was not part of the original discussion but still a fun thought experiment.

    #1 you are basing the statement on the assumption that we have free will from gods perspective. We may, we may not however we DO have reasonable free will from our perspective.

    #2 From a position of faith I personally believe that god has granted us true free will. The reason is actually biblically based, we are asked to choose Christ and without free will there can be no choice. Therefore how can this be? While I concede that an all powerful god has the ability to short circuit free will, this does not mean that free will WILL be short circuited. Free will is a gift from god and is provided by god specifically NOT looking at our futures. This does not mean he is not all knowing, only that he hasn't already observed the result. Like quantum theory states, so long as you don't observe it you don't FORCE a result.

    Free will for us means a sacrifice for God. I hope you use your gift well.

  199. Re:There is more to evolution than humans and bone by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1
    It is interesting, it's almost as if you are trying define evolution as something we can't obtain evidence for.

    Evolution is taking adaptation to it's illogical conclusion, that if enough adaptations happen over a long enough period of time, then suddenly we have two completely different species!
    I'm not sure what "completely different species" means, ie what value the word "completely" brings given that different species still share a lot of genetic code. We have examples where evolution (or adaption if you insist) leads to speciation. Again that's just one thing I quickly found, however the examples are abundant.
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  200. Re:There is more to evolution than humans and bone by immcintosh · · Score: 1

    You are using what, even charitably, can only be described as a non-standard definition of evolution. It sets up a convenient straw man, but it just isn't what any scientists actually hold to be the case. Evolution is NOT, I repeat NOT defined, by ANYBODY in terms of "genetic incompatibility." That's not what scientists mean when they say evolution, and it's at best a cum hoc ergo propter hoc fallacy to argue otherwise.

    I will nip your argument in the bud though. It does not take millions of years for a species to become genetically incompatible for breeding purposes. You need look no further than domesticated dogs to see an example of that. So if that's the measure by which you would have us gauge evolution, then I refute you thus, with the domestic dog: something that has indisputably been observed throughout the recorded course of human history to have "evolved" (by your definition at least).

    But that's all pointless because you're arguing against a straw man. You've defined evolution to be something that nobody is claiming it to be for purposes of arguing against that which it isn't. I will say it again: evolution is change in inheritable traits over time. Full stop. That's it. Nothing more. Nothing less. It is not "genetic incompatibility" (speciation is probably what you mean by this I'm guessing), although that is obviously an eventual product of evolution.

    The reason most people obviously refuse to debate you is that you refuse to debate on the actual grounds that are in question. If you don't argue against what evolution actually is there's absolutely no point in pursuing that folly.

  201. Re:There is more to evolution than humans and bone by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    Science has an issue with proof, since the actual evolution of a species is not specifically observable
    Yes it is. Naturally we cannot observe the speciation that occurred before we started observing. We can however observe speciation now.

    So, evolution proves millions of years which proves evolution?

    If that is your understanding then it is a sad reflection on something. Given the relatively free availability of information these day I think it can only be a sad reflection on you.

    By that I mean you would have to be willfully ignorant to suggest science posits any such thing.

    A lot of different scientific arenas are used to estimate the earths age but evolution is not one of them.
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  202. Re:Catholics and condoms by o'reor · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, there are (pleasureable) ways around that birth control method too ;-)

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  203. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by master_p · · Score: 1

    My argument is not based on causality, it is based on the concept of change: any system that can change states has the concept of 'before' and 'after', and therefore time. If that system contains matter, it also has the concept of space.

    A note on causality: experiencing the effect before experiencing the cause does not mean the effect happened before the cause, nor does it mean that the effect is disconnected from the cause.

    For the god-universe, I am not saying that it has matter as we know it or that the laws of thermodynamics are in use in the god-universe. I am saying that the god-universe has a space-time, implied by the concept of creation. The existence of space-time in the god-universe invalidates the omnipotent and omniscient properties of god.

    The existence of space-time in the god-universe also implies the existence of entropy working in the same manner as the entropy of our universe, albeit with a different mechanism and materials. If entropy does not exist in a universe, then nothing could be created in it: any creation would be randomly destroyed.

    Finally, the concept of creation implies the existence of some form of energy converted into our universe.

    The proposition that time may not exist anyway is not valid, as long as we have changes in a system. The very existence of change implies a state before and a different state after an event, which is the definition of time.

    As for free will, I will reply with a question: does Indiana Jones have free will when he is faced with the dilemma to open the Ark of the Covenant or not? he thinks he has, but we know he does not. And we know he is going to open it. Same thing goes with God: we think we have free will, but the script is already written, and God knows it.

    God does not need to observe the result, because he has created it, so the argument is moot.

  204. Re:There is more to evolution than humans and bone by DerWulf · · Score: 1

    For the sake of what-the-fuck!? Adaption on a genetic level IS evolution. We can see it happening under a microscope. Quickly, jump on an other bandwagon, I think yours is beyond repair.

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  205. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by clonan · · Score: 1
    I maintain you are making assumptions that reach well beyond what we know about OUR universe, let alone gods plane.

    For instance, string theory predicts a "greater" universe of M-Branes. These are, by necessity of the observations in our universe, eternal having neither a creation nor an end point yet by your definition they have time because periodically they collide which is what created the big bang.

    I dispute your contention that change mandates an end and therefore a beginning. Time can also be defined in terms of a reference beginning point which in an endless universe does not exist ergo no time (something of a tautology I know but still a valid definition of time)

    The existence of space-time in the god-universe also implies the existence of entropy working in the same manner as the entropy of our universe, albeit with a different mechanism and materials. If entropy does not exist in a universe, then nothing could be created in it: any creation would be randomly destroyed. Actually, it is entropy itself that causes the random destruction. What if there was no trend? What if an atom stayed in place unless acted upon by a consciousness? There is actually nothing that precludes this scenario and that easily allows for creation without mandating terminals for the universe. Actually, some physicist think that OUR universe was only caused by the presence of our conscious ability to interpret it. Due to the separation of cause and effect, since we were GOING to be here the quantum supposition in our area collapsed creating the universe within our view (defined by about 15 billion light years.) Outside this area the universe is a standing wave and has not condensed at all. All this is very esoteric and I won't pretend to understand it much at all but all these theories are based on observations of OUR universe. We have already proven that temporal infinity does not preclude change outside of our universe.

    As for Indiana Jones, what is the difference if I am watching it for the first time with my kid on the couch? I may have the fast forward button but I choose not to know what is going to happen. It is still a surprise to me (god) just like it is a surprise to my child (people) when Indy and whats her name got tied up and all the Nazi's got melted. Since there is no one else around who knows more about the plot, there is no material difference.

    If you want to look at it your way than even if god DIDN'T exist there would be no free will. We can predict the future with arbitrary accuracy based on our current knowledge. Given a great enough knowledge we could predict everything that will happen to you till you die. Having a generous god is the ONLY way we could possibly have free will.
  206. Re:But of course...SPACE TEMPLARS / SG-1 by llamafirst · · Score: 1

    SPACE TEMPLARS! I know it does sound like a horrible B movie...

    Religious interplantary crusades?

    we got em...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ori_(Stargate)

  207. none humanoid by fuliginous · · Score: 1

    Would none humanoid intelligent life "prove the existence" to the believers of another god who made them in its image?

  208. Or more likely... by Slur · · Score: 1

    ...they'll say: "This species is still stuck on ideologies!"

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    1. Re:Or more likely... by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

      Or "I can't believe they don't believe in God anymore! Even the ones who say they believe in God are hypocritical to their own teachings. Thank god the true God we know likes violence, so we can morally justify bombing the ever-loving shit out of you."

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  209. Here is a field example of striking evolution by Slur · · Score: 1

    http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2008/04/080421-lizard-evolution.html

    Italian wall lizards introduced to islands in Croatia evolved larger heads, a totally different gut structure, and switched their diet from insects to plants. All in under 40 years.

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  210. Theories go to eleven by Slur · · Score: 1

    AFAIK, Evolution is still a theory. A very convincing theory, I do not doubt that, but a theory nonetheless.

    Yes, evolution is a theory. But, my friend, theories are as good as you get. That's how science works! No hypothesis, no matter how widely accepted, ever goes beyond the status of "the best theory so far."

    The case with evolution is very strong. It is what you should rightly call a "well-established theory." In natural language, the scientific status of evolution is "most certainly correct, but needing more study to understand all its driving dynamics."

    Now, if evolution were considered an untested idea, it would be called "the evolutionary hypothesis" and then you could say "The evolutionary hypothesis is still just a hypothesis. A very convincing hypotheses, I do not doubt that, but an untested hypothesis nonetheless."

    In fact, we have observed natural selection in action. The surprising phylogenic changes over even short periods can easily be extrapolated to the huge spans of time since animals evolved - time enough for the profligate diversity of all the species on Earth to arrive at their current forms. By examining DNA we have discovered clear links between all mammals, for example, between dinosaurs and birds, the common heritage of all prokaryotes like you, me, and broccoli.

    The evidence will continue to pile up until it reaches the moon and beyond, but there will always be some people reluctant to accept the implications. For them it will always be "just a theory." To prevent reason being undermined by this muddy meme we need to press the point that a theory is a very strong idea.

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    1. Re:Theories go to eleven by English+French+Man · · Score: 1

      I think I agree to this even more than with what I wrote two days ago.

      I was trying to say something like that, but of course, my poor English language and reasoning skills didn't put things together well...

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  211. Aliens by Ryanpm · · Score: 1

    Never heard of this theory. Why does everyone think E.T. will be more advanced than us? If they are, then they would find us first. We would be no threat to them so why not make contact. On the otherhand, if we find life out there chances are we will be more advanced.

  212. Anonymous Alien Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anonymous Alien Coward to you, buddy. I'll take my economic stimulus check and fit right in.

  213. Re:But of course...A Serious Reply by master_p · · Score: 1

    I maintain you are making assumptions that reach well beyond what we know about OUR universe, let alone gods plane.

    That's what we all do. My assumptions are based on logic, however. Logic is universal and can not be different in other universes.

    For instance, string theory predicts a "greater" universe of M-Branes. These are, by necessity of the observations in our universe, eternal having neither a creation nor an end point yet by your definition they have time because periodically they collide which is what created the big bang.

    But the m-branes are not omnipotent and omniscient, i.e. infinite in capabilities and in knowledge. They exist within a structure which is larger than them, a structure that encloses them.

    I dispute your contention that change mandates an end and therefore a beginning. Time can also be defined in terms of a reference beginning point which in an endless universe does not exist ergo no time (something of a tautology I know but still a valid definition of time)

    No, you did not understand. Change does not mandate an end and a beginning. Change dictates the existence of a space-time that is greater than God. Therefore God is not omnipotent and omniscient, because the god-universe is greater than the God. But this fact leads to the conclusion that God could not have created the god-universe, so either the god-universe is eternal or someone else created it.

    Actually, it is entropy itself that causes the random destruction.

    Indeed. But if entropy exists in this universe, is it controlled by God? if God does not control it, then God is not omnipotent and omniscient...if God controls the entropy, then he has intentions, which can not be an attribute of an infinite entity. Intentions come from feelings, feelings come from instincts, instincts are created by nature. God can't have all these, because God is omnipotent and omniscient. Unless God is not.

    What if there was no trend? What if an atom stayed in place unless acted upon by a consciousness? There is actually nothing that precludes this scenario and that easily allows for creation without mandating terminals for the universe

    And what moves the atoms of the consciousness? obviously, the consciousness itself is composed of something, otherwise it would not exist.

    Actually, some physicist think that OUR universe was only caused by the presence of our conscious ability to interpret it.

    That's an urban myth created by the misinterpretation of the Schrodiger's Cat experiment and the false interpretation of Quantum Mechanics. The wave function collapses as soon as it comes in contact not with a conscious observer, but with another particle. This collapse is necessary for the universe to exist, and it has nothing to do with the presence of a conscious observer.

    Due to the separation of cause and effect, since we were GOING to be here the quantum supposition in our area collapsed creating the universe within our view (defined by about 15 billion light years.) Outside this area the universe is a standing wave and has not condensed at all. All this is very esoteric and I won't pretend to understand it much at all but all these theories are based on observations of OUR universe.

    Nope, there's the false interpretation again. A particle is a wave until it needs to interact with another particle. The twin slit experiment takes place with or without our presence. The photon particles maintain their wave properties in front of our eyes. They don't collapse even if we are there. They only collapse when we try to measure them using another photon.

    We have already proven that temporal infinity does not preclude change outside of our universe.

    Indeed, but the problem here is how do we fit an omnipotent and omniscient god in the picture. It seems that, fr

  214. What will happen when Aliens land... by kafros · · Score: 1

    One Alien to the other: Told ya it was from this species the dumb-asses that ate the fucking apple!!!!

    Alien addressing us: How old is this planet? We need to set our time machine clock and go fix your stupid error.

    Church: 6,000 years old! Don't listen to the talking snake!

    Slashdot: OMG pwnd!!!!

  215. Ethics of Contact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The assumption the Vatican is putting forth with their declaration is shocking. Aliens are free from original sin so they are spiritually superior to humans? Does this mean they can do whatever they want with us and it's okay because they are sinless?

    The leap to this theological conclusion is unfounded and irresponsible. It grants visiting extraterrestrials a level of trust and privilege that would never be given to other humans.

    The Declaration of Human Sovereignty is an example of the rights that need to be honored by any ethical visiting extraterrestrials. http://www.humansovereignty.org

    Marshall Summers' perspective on the Ethics of Contact is very important to the discussion. He spoke directly to this issue at the 2006 MUFON International Symposium:
    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8218184179960857820
    http://www.alliesofhumanity.org/mufon2006transcript-ethics-of-contact.php