Careful what u wish for. I like to fantasize about FBI Agents going into the oval office and literally impeaching Donald Trump. Vladimir Putin is taken to trial and ousted by the UN so the Russians have free elections again. The Russians are then given life sentences for the interference of elections. Hillary then takes the hot seat and gets a Nobel Prize for being so patient like how they Obama.
So that seems kind of OT about unicode until you think about it for a minute
ya man so we are basicly payed on a scale based on clicks and pro Hilary sentiment. If we get neither we donot get payed. Dont get me wrong, Russia like totally HANDED Trump the election by hacking into Americans but the point is we are payed to say that
Ya, the answer is obvious. We were in fact bought out a few years ago by super villain "BIZX LLC" that has nothing to do with news. It's privately owned and run, so that makes it harder to see who is paying to push the agenda. But ya, Slashdot was purchased by a masquerading special intrest. HTH.
I fantasize to the image of a Shirtless Putin in a dark Petrograd Soviet warehouse hammering at his Cherry mechanical keyboard literally hacking into America every night. When he makes something worthy of fake news like taking votes from Hillary and giving them to TRUMP, he jumps up and shouts I AM INVIENSSSSABLE! and that pushes me over the edge. I pop my load, all 0.75cc of it.
Then I go accept another fake news "anonymous" submission.
ok so this is what happening,
my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help
Heres some background:
see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 20, the girls are 15) and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I hepled her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a doosh... anywayz So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex "no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, pluss ill give you 2 ps4 games if you say yes" So I gave her lovers in a dangerous space time & GTA5 and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred. Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz i read on scarletteen saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly. Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my viginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so I microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it. I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me.
Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another ps4 game?
ok so this is what happening,
my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help
Heres some background:
see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 20, the girls are 15) and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I hepled her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a doosh... anywayz
So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex "no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, pluss ill give you 2 ps4 games if you say yes" So I gave her lovers in a dangerous space time & GTA5 and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred. Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz i read on scarletteen saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly. Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my viginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so I microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it. I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me.
Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another ps4 game?
hay mang, So you can at least allow Facebook to do their thing *AND THEN* attack them if something goes wrong..like, say it isnt fair to attack them when they never did nothing wrong with sensorship. See where Im goin with this?
Exactly, music artists need RIAA to defend them so they can pay the bills. RIAA does great job for them as a watchdog, devour or be devoured. They came after my rents a few years ago when I Downloaded some files on The Pirate Bay. I learned that lesson the hard way
Slashdot Mirror
Exactly rite. Conversatism is a disease & should be stopped at all costs.
-=* BeauHD *=-
Careful what u wish for. I like to fantasize about FBI Agents going into the oval office and literally impeaching Donald Trump. Vladimir Putin is taken to trial and ousted by the UN so the Russians have free elections again. The Russians are then given life sentences for the interference of elections. Hillary then takes the hot seat and gets a Nobel Prize for being so patient like how they Obama.
So that seems kind of OT about unicode until you think about it for a minute
-=) Beau (=-
ya man so we are basicly payed on a scale based on clicks and pro Hilary sentiment. If we get neither we donot get payed. Dont get me wrong, Russia like totally HANDED Trump the election by hacking into Americans but the point is we are payed to say that
Ya, the answer is obvious. We were in fact bought out a few years ago by super villain "BIZX LLC" that has nothing to do with news. It's privately owned and run, so that makes it harder to see who is paying to push the agenda. But ya, Slashdot was purchased by a masquerading special intrest. HTH.
-Beau-
Farmers don't operate in a market.
Uhhhh, do u know what a farmers market is?
-=]> Beau <[=-
You don't like it, YOU go to Ars or some other "reputable" websith
I fantasize to the image of a Shirtless Putin in a dark Petrograd Soviet warehouse hammering at his Cherry mechanical keyboard literally hacking into America every night. When he makes something worthy of fake news like taking votes from Hillary and giving them to TRUMP, he jumps up and shouts I AM INVIENSSSSABLE! and that pushes me over the edge. I pop my load, all 0.75cc of it.
/^::-=-x-=-::^\_' BeauHD '_/^::-=-x-=-::^\
Then I go accept another fake news "anonymous" submission.
Shut up and read the article. You're complaints are getting old
Ugh, why am I here? Why am I not doing my African American Studies homework? The first exam is two weeks from today. Collage is harder than I thought
ok so this is what happening,
... anywayz So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex "no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, pluss ill give you 2 ps4 games if you say yes" So I gave her lovers in a dangerous space time & GTA5 and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred. Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz i read on scarletteen saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly. Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my viginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so I microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it. I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me.
my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help
Heres some background:
see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 20, the girls are 15) and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I hepled her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a doosh
Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another ps4 game?
-Beau
ok so this is what happening,
... anywayz
So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex "no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, pluss ill give you 2 ps4 games if you say yes" So I gave her lovers in a dangerous space time & GTA5 and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scarred. Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz i read on scarletteen saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly. Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my viginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so I microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it. I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me.
my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help
Heres some background:
see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 20, the girls are 15) and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I hepled her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a doosh
Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another ps4 game?
-Beau-
Agreed
I AGREE W/ THIS PSOT
-= Beau =-
(almighty senir editor)
Shut up. Appropriate, positive, constructive, comments only plz. We do not have the time for such negetivity here.
xX]- Beau -[Xx
(senior editor
hay mang, So you can at least allow Facebook to do their thing *AND THEN* attack them if something goes wrong..like, say it isnt fair to attack them when they never did nothing wrong with sensorship. See where Im goin with this?
-) _= BeaU =_ (-
(senior editor)
Undoubtedly Donald TRUMP was forced by RUSSIANS that got him into the election into making this rule. How pathetic.
-Beau
"Shut up, AC."
-Me
Ya right.
This throws more coal (if u catch my drift) in the fire that Russian Metaling is what got TRUMP into the White House.
When will it end. It is still time for Hillary to be seated at the throne she rightly won.
-~ Beau ~-
By the way, Russians if weren't the problem would honestly not be a security concern if the systems were compromized.
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.
hey man, quit w/ the sarc already. its not cool. stay ontopic and generate stimulating conversation to add to the sight--
]:BeAuHD;{
Gonna make you explooooode!
Like Donald TRUMP giving American technology to the RUSSIANS.
I feel filthy for writing this, but I think that even timothy wouldn't have fucked up like this. Please, bring back timothy!
Shut up
U are welcome to go to other sights like Ars Technica or Reddit where they are run different
hay man quit bein such a h8r. u know it is pretty easy to erase all ur karma. ;)
Bein Beau Is Not As Easy As U Mite Think.
-=] Beau [=-
Exactly, music artists need RIAA to defend them so they can pay the bills. RIAA does great job for them as a watchdog, devour or be devoured. They came after my rents a few years ago when I Downloaded some files on The Pirate Bay. I learned that lesson the hard way
-=Beau=-
Seriosuly, shut up
Ur gonna complain about THAT?